#theyre my daddy and my uncle

[annabelle-creart]

Life of Rescue Bots shenanigans part 11

--- long time ago, Cybertron ---

-- orphanage --

?: so... don't you have names?

??: no, I don't think so

???: I don't remember having one

?: then... can I call you Soundwave?

??: oh...

Soundwave: sure, I think so

???: can I call you Heatwave then?

?: Heatwave?

Heatwave: I like it, it's like a really strong name, and you?

Soundwave: I think your name is Shockwave

Heatwave: nah, I don't like it, it's scary

???: I like it

Shockwave: Great Shockwave... leader of Cybertron

Heatwave: HEHEHE, you have your head in the clouds, Shockwave!

Shockwave: and you have your pedes in the floor, think in big, Heatwave, Cybertron is bigger than us, there are a lot of possibilities out there!

Soundwave: and 47.9999% of end up working in a mine

Shockwave: Primus, you're so pesimist

Heatwave: did you notice our names end with "wave"? What do you think it means?

Shockwave: THE WAVE OF CHANGE!!!

Soundwave: or just wave, we're a triplet, is normal for our names to be similar

Heatwave: oh... what now?

Shockwave: ...I don't know

Soundwave: do you like cats?

Heatwave: what's a cat?

...

--- Planet Earth, 2011 in gregorian calendar ---

-- Bunker's firehouse, Griffin Rock --

- 01:23 AM -

Chase: let me be clear. You came to Griffin Rock, believing the Griffin Crest was a death zone for all kind of technology, except for you

Soundwave: that's why those officials in the control tower let me in, they knew I wouldn't go far

Chase: but what's your mission here?

Soundwave: I don't have a mission, I'm trying to escape, me and my companions

Boulder: do you refer to the bird, the cat and the twins?

Soundwave: yes

Blades: and why to believe in us?

Soundwave: you're healing my wounds, medbot, and you, Rescue Bots, the only difference you have with mercenaries is your sense of help without hoping something exchange, your loyalty is to the people, right now you are the only ones who I can barely trust aside from my kids

Blades: eh... I better take that as a compliment, and my name is Blades

Soundwave: I don't expect to stay in this island too much time, G.H.O.S.T is searching everywhere for living bots to control on their lines

Kade: with each thing I hear about G.H.O.S.T I'm more sure they're not supposed to be legal

Charlie: that's why Dot and I left while we could. Soundwave...

Soundwave: what

Charlie: you are welcomed as much as you don't do any kind of harm to the people of the island, you and your friends are safe here, right Heatwave..?

Boulder: Heatwave, say something

Soundwave: there's no need to, I feel your spark, Heatwave, I know I'm not welcomed here, and I don't need your mercy

Blades: wow, I know Heatwave's bad gaze says a lot but you're really perceptive

Heatwave: I never said that

Soundwave: you felt it, that's enough for me

Heatwave: Can you stop feeling and start listening?!

Soundwave: I don't need to

Heatwave: no, You need to! Because since I remember no matter the day, We always felt the other but it seems we get to accomplished to it rather than listening..!

Soundwave: it's not like you called us even a day in all these eons, except when you were in stasis

Heatwave: oh, well, how is said, time is a big jet, of course Shockwave and you had a lot of time in the senate-

Soundwave: Don't. You. Dare. To pronounce that name. Again

Heatwave: ...my spark was right then... who?

Soundwave: Megatron itself, with it's own hands

Heatwave: when?

Soundwave: when we were still on Cybertron, before escaping in the nemesis. But why is important to you

Heatwave: you are important to me, both of you!

Soundwave: now you're going to say it. Admit it, if not, why you never came out?

Heatwave: did you think it was easy for me to reach you? Compared to you I grew up in the mines, caring for more than I could for myself, dealing with lost and sacrificing myself! No matter how many times I could call you or try to reach you, there was always a fragging wall separating the three of us! But I always was there, I see you everyday even is was more than 10 feet away but I always was there! When Shockwave was named senator, when you made your first experiments, when you were with Megatron at congress, even when they hurted Shockwave! I felt all of it and I always was there! And I'm sorry for you to never see that...

Soundwave: what a weird way to say sorry

Heatwave: do you want a normal way!? I'm sorry for you to never knew how much I cared about you..! And I want you to stay

Soundwave: ...what?

Heatwave: I want my brother back, even if it's just one, because... I missed you a lot

Soundwave: ...

Heatwave: what do you say?

Soundwave: ...

Soundwave: I missed a feeling spark in my chest that wasn't mine

[bunnyb34r]

Well glad to know I'm not the only one not feeling the Christmas season this year. Mom isnt either

Now we dont know why, but here are my guesses. Feel free to place your bets.

Is it:

Bc our aunt/great-aunt died and essentially dissolved the family

|_> Bc of this we've faced so much bullshit from the surviving family we have left.

Bc the only remaining family we have are major assholes aside from like 4 people.

Long covid?

Work stress/ working under a tyrant piece of shit.

Bc I'm an adult now so the *magic* is gone?

All of the above??

[icarusredwings]

Rewatched Deadpool 1. Took notes.

WARNING: Discussion of mental illness topics, ending yourself, trauma, violence, etc.

Civil debate/ conversation welcomed. Sorry its super long. I think a lot.

Notes:

You know what? We see Wade coloring a lot. What's our status on just giving him cartoons snacks and coloring books? He needs it.

I think we all forget how actually impressive this man is. I just watched this cancer having fucker do like 50 flips.

Whatta man is so Logan Howlett coded.

"Bad deadpool" "good deadpool!"

Deadpool has been helping kids for a while. He terrified a little creep while he himself was a huge creep.

Missed up his words and Vanessa smiled at him. With that "aw hes cute" kinda thing.

When talking about their childhood (whether he's lying or not, hes not about the uncle) and he outdos her so much that she giggles.

The first date he takes her ducking skiiballing instead of yk prostitute stuff

Hes so romantic oh my god.

Theyre giggling and joking like all the time. Personally thanksgiving is my favorite scene before he proposes with a fucking ring pop.

I shouldn't laugh but the way he said "wtf" when passing out

Vanessa instantly jumping to "what can we do? There has to be something" makes me instantly respect her as a chronically ill person myself. Partners who medically defend each other make me so happy because a lot of people divorce their partners when they get "too sick" let alone dont show up to specialist appointments.

Him accepting death so quickly is a sign of mental illness, and you can see him be confused on why shes so upset. Shes crying and hes sitting here like "why do you care if I die or not?" He physically feels so unloved that he just doesn't get it.

"I dont know. Might further the plot. " Oh, so you know about wades little mental tv show he puts on in his head as a coping mechanism?

Also... Weasel.. YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS A WEASEL!? Shit sorry wrong movie.

Its not until now that hes crying because he realizes if he does then no more vanessa. We already know hes very co dependent and many people only care about themselves BECAUSE of other people. Which is also considered a sign of wanting to ☠️ self.

The whole "superheros are all lame ass teachers pets" thing is so funny if you think about how much beef he has with the xmen when in reality I have a feeling Wade would love charles in a "Ugh im in trouble with Daddy wheel chair again." COUGH "old bald heavens gate looking mother fucker" COUGH

"Thats not nice" No. But wade is genuienly not nice either.

"This is embarrassing. Please stop, " Colosus said what we all were thinking.

Bro literally cut/broke off his own hand and didn't whine a single time. If you ever. EVER hear this man express pain it is 99.9% his own choice to let you know that it hurts.

During his changing process, Francis says "the only thing that doesn't survive is a sense of humor" wade says "we'll see about that" and smirks.

What also makes sense to me is that he did NOT break easily. They did test after test after test and this man still wasn't breaking. His spirit is incredibly strong and as much as we enjoy joking about how stupid he is, Wade is extremely resourceful.

Its like he has created an alter ego of humor and kindess in order to keep up with the fact he DOES understand how fucked up this world is and whats happening/happened around him but refuses to acknowledge it until he has too. Ussually for survival.

Ive seen theories that he has DID or a type of Scizophreania and the voices in the comics are obviously in his head. I have mixed feelings about it because even his thoughts have thoughts of their own in some cases. Talking to no one is often a sign of abadonment, esspecially in children who are school age and get lonely when taken from their families to attend school. Its almost as if wade never lost his and hes subconsiously talking to himself to keep himself calm/ from panicking in high stress situations.

"But then how does he know hes in a movie" thats the thing. He doesn't. Hes pretending to cope. Main charaters cant die and until he dies he has this mental show/movie going on to keep himself from realizing all of this is true. That this is reality.

Cunningham mentions breakfast for his kids and suddenly, wade wakes up. Hes not joking anymore. This is a "oh shit... I wanna make breaktsst for my kids too... with my wife vanessa" moment.

"So whats wrong with him?"

Diiiiiddd we all forget about scout master kevin? Uncle? Dad? That fact that the oxygen was physically taken from his brain and was given Co2 poisoning over and over? For multiple days? This is the same man who blew himself up just to escape because they told him he wasnt going to see vanessa again.

And then he fought a guy naked, survived the entire building burning down, and now is so insecure about his looks that he thinks he made the baby cry in the street.

Theres people staring at him, flinching away, called names, people see him and cross the street. (So when he tells Logan that he knows his pain when it comes to public settings, hes not lying)

Blind Al is literally the reason deadpools suit is what it is. Why the idiot thought white was gonna be a good idea- See above. Unlike Al, who could smell the blood/ bleach.

I really love al. She's like the adult Toph.

"I hear everything in this duplex." OH, you poor thing.

"The guy that turned me into this freak-"

Al: *bitch im blind face*

As far as she's aware, he looks normal. Which is beautiful when you think about it, but it's funny when you think about the fact that he's so insecure about his face that he purposly found a blind room mate that couldn't judge him.

And they cuddle while he gets dating advice from grammie 🥹❤️

I really like how the entirety of Sister Margaret's School for Wayward Children (HellHouse in the comics) stood up for Weasel. They're murderers. But they're family.

What they did to vanessa was straight fucked. Her fiance up and leaves without notice, youre just trying to work and live your life, you get kidnapped.

Negasonic is so cool. I love them.

Dopinder (The cab guy) is so cool too. I love him too. Kill that guy in your trunk. "Mr. Pool" reminds me of Tom holland spiderman.

"It is not boy band >:(" Suurreee it isn't.

"Wheres your duffle bag?" You mean his dollar general store tree hello kitty book bag filled with guns?

"Cue the music" *no one even gives a fuck at this point when he talks to the imaginary cams*

Negasonic mid battle: Hold on- "Hey Yukio, yeah I just gotta fuck shit up real quick, ttyl?"

"Sure thing! <3 You go baby!"

I dont know anything about negasonic but she reminds me of Gambit with her energy powers.

Like I said. Hes smart when its a serious situation because he immediately threw his katana into the glass so vanessa could breathe, only to immediately turn sappy and childish again when he sees her stab francis with it. Heart hands, is hallucinating because theres a knife in his brain (literally), sex joke. Etc.

Colossus shut the fuck up. Let this man kill him. He's hurt Soooooo many people. A bullet costs less then a dollar. His amount of therapy alone is going to be like *checks calculations* 80 billion.

"Not the nethers" Wade can and often does show proof of hurting but hed rather cut off his hand then let vanessa punch him in the balls. "Ow- owie 5000"

Hello Hugh Jackman.

After not seeing each other for so longer they instantly go back to the fibbing. "I live in the house with 12"

"You live in a house??" Funny guys get the girls. I should know. My wife says im super funny (yes im in therapy)

Pinky promises really matter to him.

Hes such a silly billy he brought out the phone with their song on it. God what a romantic idiot.

[midnightbrightside]

pearl and maya come down to see phoenix early into the 7yg. and what do you know, kristoph is there too. phoenix introduces them as pearl studies this new man. she's come to terms w the fact that phoenix and maya arent together, but when she sees how kristoph's hand is placed on phoenix's arm something clicks. "oh! mr kris is mr nick's 'special someone'!"

phoenix goes to correct her but kristoph shushes him, "let her have a little fantasy, it's easier than correcting her anyway."

"yeah, but she'll expect us to act all couple-y in front of her." phoenix warns

kristoph raises an eyebrow, "is that all? half of my office already thinks we're an item, i dont think we'll find it difficult." it's mostly the truth, most of his office have deduced that theyre sleeping together and a few of them call phoenix "mr gavin's boyfriend" when they think he can't hear them.

and that makes phoenix pause. kristoph isn't wrong. everyone seems to think there's something going on: staff at the borscht bowl, kris's coworkers, and now pearls... fuck it, whats the harm in indulging her a little? "yeah, kristoph is my special someone" and he's gotta admit, pearls's delighted squeal makes the lie worth it.

throughout the day it's surprisingly easy to fake it, especially since maya and trucy pick up fast and play along. phoenix is thankful that theyre so smart and put up with his bullshit. even so, every time kristoph laughs at phoenix's jokes or leans into his arms he can feel trucy's gaze boring holes into his back. he doesnt know what she's looking for, but it's a relief when they put her and pearl to bed for a sleepover.

in trucy's room pearl sighs dreamily "wow, mr kris and mr nick are really, truly in love!" she's kicking her feet.

trucy hums a doubtful little "mhm..." and pearl looks worried.

"oh no, you dont sound so sure"

trucy's eyebrows are pinched together like shes thinking very very hard, "i know uncle kris likes daddy a whole lot, i KNOW he does..." she trails off.

"... but?" pearl prompts.

"i don't know! grown-ups are weird" she mumbles, frustrated. daddy and uncle kris aren't actually dating, she knows that. but they didnt seem to not like being a couple today. maybe that means they like each other? but that doesnt feel right either.

pearls pulls trucy out of her thoughts, "hey, if mr nick and mr kris are boyfriend-boyfriend does that mean you have two dads?"

trucy blinks. "uncle kris isnt like daddy," she smiles, "but if he was i think that means i have three!"

meanwhile kristoph, phoenix, and maya are in the living room. maya thanks them for saving her from a million questions about nick on the way back, and tells kristoph it was nice to meet him, it's good for nick to have a "friend" who lives near him for once. she means it.

the moment kristoph leaves maya turns to phoenix, "he's a weird guy."

phoenix smiles "he's not so bad once you get used to him. besides, he's good to trucy and i, and i appreciate that." he doesn't know why kristoph has been so kind to them, but he's in no place to question someone's generosity.

theres a pause as maya thinks, "hell, edgeworth was weird too and you were right about him. i'll trust your judgment this time, gavin seems to make you happy" a smile creeps onto her face, "so dont take 3 years to confess to this one," and she laughs as phoenix sputters and blushes.

[dollivication]

Anon talking bout Nero and twin getting railed together OH MY. But what about on top of each other? Like dude behind them, could be their dear daddy or nasty uncle, is switching between the two. If Nero's on top, he's pressing his cheek to his sisters chest, perhaps sucking on the tiddy, yk, or if she's on top, she could be doing that, or even just kissing all sloppy-like. I like imagining them both just fucked out, dripping with cum and getting filled with more while theyre cheek-to-cheek, drooling on each other like the sluts they are lmao -Anon 🌙

MY HEART SUNG WHEN I SAW THIS!!!! i lauv when mfs get switched between while on top of each othr laik.. ITS JUST SO DIRTY AND MESSY!!!

cum dribbling down from each others holes and mixing ohmyhogdd… uhemrmrm there’d be a combo of sucking and kissing methinks!

! both of them so fucked out to the point that they have to use actions instead of words, because lord knows their daddy or uncle’s cock is turning them into stupid whores :3

nero and user really do look identical ^.^!! both are just a pair of sex dolls that vergil and dante use whenever they wish >.< which just so happens to be very often.. BUT it’s the most efficient way to prevent fights LMFAO

oOHMYMHFODS HELLO HI 🌙NON!!! WELCOME TO THE FRIENDS LISTIRJSJDJFH IM SOSHSOGKHPAH IM SP HAPY IM twirling IM TITTERING I CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU AROUND HERE MORE !!! ૮꒰ ˶> ༝ <˶꒱���

[mcclintcock]

what r ur hcs for Dan im curious

at one point i actually had a list somewhere of all my veep headcanons but i made it in my notes app for some reason and its buried under notes about my real life but heres what i got off the top of my head

he was a lifeguard as a teenager (he has lifeguard energy idfk)

he was a competitive swimmer as a teenager (again just vibes, he was a god at 400IM)

bpd (purely projection, i feel it's based in canon but i don't think someone without bpd would see it)

substance abuse (so many people in this show are canon irresponsible w prescription meds i mean dc is a stressful place)

he and selina fucked like years ago but she doesn't remember (based on when they almost fuck like idk why i get the vibe that it wasnt the first time)

he had a shit childhood this is basically canon

he has depression+anxiety+bpd (purely based on vibes)

i think he is a lot goofier than he lets on like i think when he is very comfortable w someone he is v silly but he isnt v comfortable w anyone, i just think no one who isnt a goofy lil goober would be able to write an extended parody of 50 ways to leave your lover hes a goofy lil guy okay, he is also rly quick witted and funny like in an alternate universe he is a writer on snl, he's just chandler bing if chandler had rizz

post-canon he retires early after making a shit-ton of money and just kinda travels about w hot women (i have not seen s7 maybe this is canon i know they have a peek at every character's future in the last ep but whatever)

i think he does have like literally a dozen illegitimate children and the doctor at the fertility clinic with marjorie and catherine was just incorrect and the test was a fluke bc didnt he get amy pregnant ?? idk i haven't seen s7

he has some kind of weird daddy issues thing with kent, in the early seasons he rly wants to be friends w kent (i read some fic abt this idfk) and he just wants to go on a little boat trip (fishing trip...? idk i just know hes good at fishing so he mustve done it as a kid right?) w his father figure (the seasickness thing contraindicates this but whatevs)

his brother has kids and dan is surprisingly good w his nieces and nephews like once they get older and theyre like young adults he is the cool uncle who will let them throw parties in his beach house and if his niece has like a shitty bf dan will punch him

idk i have so many headcanons these are just what i could come up with rn

[mariatesstruther]

a list of some of the videos joel would send to sarah after she goes off to college because he misses having her around, for @clickergossip @bumblepony and @ameerawrites 🫰🏾

- joel and tommy going to the zoo because the tiger sarah has been obsessed with for years has cubs now, and theyre finally letting them out today for the public to see: “wow, would ya lookat that—hold on, can you see em? hold on—here. that’s good, over there, you see em? i remember when you were that little, babygirl. wow.”

- joel in his work shed whittling another “super-sarah” action figure to send off to her as he talks about how work and the sites have been, stopping once in a while to explain what he’s doing to her just like he did when she was little and sitting there to constantly nag him with questions

- him cleaning up her room and changing her bed at least once a week, even though there’s s nobody there to mess things up or dirty the sheets. what he discusses with her during these tidying sessions varies from week to week, but lately he’s been updating her on tommy and his new girlfriend: “so they’ve been goin steady for just about f—can you believe it? just about five months, now. tommy keeps talkin about celebratin their sixth month anniversary, and i keep tryin to tell him that makes no damn sense, logic-wise—but anyway. i guess i’m proud of him. you’d be teasin him to all hell, seein how gone he is for her. so head over heels, his boots might as well be in the sky. i know you said your too busy ti be dating right now, but just for the record: you ever get that over the moon for somebody, i’d better not be meetin em over videochat”

speaking of tommy!

when uncle tommy sends sarah a video one time, it’s him drunk off his ass in joel’s backseat, phone pressed way too close to his face, singing out a slurred but impressive “sarah sarah bo barah banana fanna fo farah, me mi mo marah sarahhhhhhhhhh. good god, bubba, do me and your daddy miss you. he’s over here drivin me nuts—,” “i’m drivin you to your place, you ungrateful little—,” “shut up! anyway, hope you’re havin fun over there in the big apple—my lady’s from the big apple, did ya know? she’s amazin. i hope you’ll get to meet her when you come down for break. just callin because i felt like talkin to ya—you know, your daddy’s a fuckin asshole and never lets me in his fuckin videos, so—,” “tommy!” “what??? im talkin!!! anyway, miss you so fuckin much, buggaboo—,” “tommy!” “what???” “watch your goddamn mou—better yet, just get off the fuckin phone! drunk dialin like youre 19 again, you fuckin idiot—” “asshole! you’re the one cursin!” “at you! doesn’t count! hang up the fuckin phone!” “it’s a video, stupid! and you’re calling me an idio—OW! JOEL! JOEL! GIVE IT BACK—!” “seeya later, babygirl. your uncle’s a  nuisance. i love you.”

[azurine-cryptid]

aometimes i remember archie sonic lore and it amazes me how they just let the writers rite some of the most absurd shit in existence

the reasons mobians exist and why theres like three sentient species on the planet mobius sounds like something out of a sci fi horror

at some point silver accodentlly fuvked the future with sonic trying to help it and it resulted in shadow marrying sally and being tyrant king? also sonic had kids with sally and they didnt let the artists give sonic a full breakdown (cause mandates) after finding out his kids are gone cause of time shenanigans

30 years later issues are just a Read, a very absurd read

zone jail is thing, and every officer is just sonic and friends with a z in front of their names (example: zonic), also buff amy is an actual prisoner in that jail along with mephiles who's really chill

the chaos emeralds spawn from a planet where thousands of chaos emeralds spew out of it (if im remembering that part correctly)

knuckles' dad experiemented on his egg when he wasnt born yet, ??? i forgot why but i think involves him being green at some point

theres a whole prophecy involving tails becoming a god, and he becomes this giant with abs and the worst thing iv seen in my life with the worst panels ive laid my eyes on after every panel drawn by penders and he has to kill mogul (who doesnt die for some reason despute that being part of his destiny i believe) and hes told about it through a weird ass uncle

also tails' parents are revolutionaries who think the acorn family have to be taken down, this is actually one of the more interesting arcs

sally was with geoffrey saint john who while not having a canonical age in a flashback its shown hes much older than alias (who in currebt time is sallys brother and 21, sally is 16) (im taking this information with a grain of salt i cannot prove this one yet)

shadow has a brother,this is the least ridiculous thing ive mentioned

charmy is royalty, married to another bee girl, and got brain damage at some point after eggman tried to suck the life out of every mobian he caught to fuel his machines and this is after making sonic believe he disintegrated/killed all his friends and everyone he knew

eggman is not human and neither is maria and gerald theyre an evolutionary/mutated offshoot from humans after aliens decided to experiement on humanity by dumping weird shit on the planet which is why theres talking anthropomorphic animals, also the offshoot is supposed to be distinguished by four fingers but they forget this deatik if theyre actully importnt to the plot or have relevance

scourge the hedgehog(anti sonic/ bad boy green sonic) has daddy issues, this is shown through a fathers day mini where in an attempt to get at sonic in his own home finds Jules (sonics dad who was roboticized at some point) and this man just calls out this green bastard until hes crawling out the window trying not to cry

Amy has a cousin named Rob 'o the hedge whos a prince if im remembering correctly, amy is related to royalty yep

kneecaps the echidna

eggman canonically dies early in the comic and is replaced by his alternate self who did achieve world domination and is modern eggman as we know it, (dead eggman being SatAM robotnik/classic robotnik if im not mistaken on this)

is this all? no no its not this shits the longest running comic based on a video game characters and it just got increasingly more absurd

[sirwarthogsworld]

MEOW! HELLO IM DADDIES BABY SNOW LEOPARD! AND TODAY I WANT TO DISCUSS MY DADS!

I want to say that I love them and Theyr beautifully handsome and in every way are the bestest daddies the universe could give me! Starting of with chopper. He's definitely sassy and gets mouthy with stupid ppl or he just likes to be a smart ass cuz that's wot makes life fun he's also kinda loud and grumpy but he dosnt stay that way long. He's also funny and cuddly. And he's just a good person.

Gus he's also short temperd I noticed but he's doing his best. And those that hate on the clones well just please stop. We don't need all that noise.

Slick in order to be on his good side u just got to be nice to his cub. And also keep stupid remarks in ur head. And just kinda follow his lead!

DAMIAN: VICTORIA?! WHERE THE HELL U AT?!

ECHO: AHEM!? LITTLE LADY WOT DO U THINK UR DOING IN HERE?!

Um.... Oh hi daddy... Um I'm a dressing some things with my on screen friends?!

Echo:tft oh r u now?!

And today's guest... Echo! Aka momma sass!

Echo:Um hi everyone?! ... Ellie?! Right wot are we a dressing today?!

How it's important it is to be kind and loving to the world! And how lucky and blessed I am to have gotten clones as my dad's and uncles?! Cuz u thought me how!?

Echo: ummm... Well glad to hear our teachings have worked thus far?!.. Lmao. But u are right strength in loving numbers does have a long way!

ELLIE:And good soldiers lovingly DIS OBAY ORDERS!

Hardcase: victiria!? Really love?! Wot the hell u doing in here?! And I apologize... Are u live right now?!

Ellie:... Ummm goat cheese coconut bowl!

Echo:Yes.. We r on the air..

Ellie: happy father's day to all!

Ellie:and always in any way u can support our planets troops and the Republic military! They do more then u know for us all. So with that said bye! And have a horred afterlife my undead beloveds!

[jinkicake]

BIG MOOD PATHETIC SCARAMOUCHE IS SO FUNNY HES RLY THE LITTLE MEOW MEOW😭 need him to be absolutely obsessed w me but he’s too embarrassed that he wants to hold my hand so he pretends to hate me and im like “ that’s mice sweetheart what di you want for dinner?” Saw someone make a dc where you ignore him for like 5 days and he’s on his knees begging like “PLEASE LOOK AT ME” like thats so real to me😭😭 bc once you’ve given him affection he’s gunna do everything to keep it within his grasp😔 ALSO HE DEF WOULD TIE YOU UP AND LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN💀 childe and singora are so casual about it😭 when he comes back they talk like you’re not even there “how long have they been here?” “I lost count after the fourth hour” “ they’re still conscious I’m impressed” like he’s such an asshole but he will do the 🥺🥺👉🏼👈🏼”can I have a hug” afterwards💀 love that for him. Keeps him in my pocket like a little purse dog, he’s my guard dog boyfriend bc he will kill first and ask questions later. “ I don’t like how he looked at you” “he’s the waiter” AND YOOOO DONT EVEN LET DOTTORE UGLY ASS COME CLOSE TO YOU ITS OVER FR-don’t like his new design he’s just a creep like I was the “clones” back the short haired funny scientist dude like I like them unhinged in a clown way!! He’s fuckable, the abusive leather daddy dom on the other hand😒 like he’s fun if he has a tired annoyed uncle personally like he lives to bully childe. But just going around threatening scaramouche and collei bc I forgot he did experiments on her too in the manga is musty like that mask is lame!! WHERE IS THE CLOWN KING😡- he would reflexively go for his throat like he opens his mouth and suddenly his throat is slit “ my bad I got anxious” SGDHSHS UNDERSTANDABLE😭😭😭 and the streets is saying he’s gunna have a claymore??? BE SERIOUS HES A SCIENTISTS TWINK WHOS HUNCHED IVER IN A LAB ALL DAY HE CANT CARY THAT SHIT?? Like he only experiments on KIDS bc he could never kidnap a whole adult like imagine he tries to get itto?? HIS ASS WOULD BE DEAD IN 10 SECONDS!! HE CANNOT FIGHT DELUSION OR NOT!! I would beat his ASS like if you don’t get your ass out my face looking like an X-ray 😒 like be bothering all them people bc he wants so ass he weights 70 pounds soaking wet so he needs to borrow childes body weight

no exACTLY. listen, i love mean!scaramouche as much as the next person but if he's not obsessed then i dont want him. pathetic!scaramouche is the best scaramouche

i saw this scaralumi fanart of him drunk at a bar and diluc calls lumine to calm scara down and when she answers hes like 'hey ugly' and she hangs up and he starts crying again and ugh it's too perfect like that artist captured his best side with that simple fanart heheh

HAHAH yeah scaramouche is the worst bc he would do something so mean to you like ignore you while working but the second he finds out youre mad at him he'll be begging for your attention like he didn't just starve you for two days.... hes a great yandere me thinks-

Scaramouche = purse dog is the best comparison ive ever read T T

okay hear me out... i can forgive all the heinous crimes dottore has committed but i draw the line at him being UGLY. Maybe if he were cuter I would also be obsessed w him but he's so..... eh- LOL i like the clones better than him! (rip to the clones :-(() but also.... him being ugly is kinda the appeal? am i right??? i can never make up my mind-

dottore is supposed to have a CLAYMORE?! WHAT THE HLLL,,,im very confused about his leaks bc i heard that the shit company can't let characters be playable if theyre evil and tbh i dont want him to be redeemed bc he literally cant be redeemed and hes fun as a psycho like??? idk idk idk im just focused on sexy yelan in 3.4 she will be mine!

also isn't dottore one of the top three strongest in the fatui??? right i think....? i seriously dont know how but tbh i dont care! i just focus on mr hottie soooooooooooo sexy capitano teehee

[rt-lots]

Joining in on the Ian and Rammy ask train… 🌂✏️ (and 🍎 specifically for Ian!)

TW for a fair bit of suicide talk!!!

umbrella - i assume this doesnt need an answer for both of them, bcuz they belong 2 the same story. i imagine ian and rammys story being a vidya game, and i guess itd b a psychological horror? which feels like, pretentious to say but the main scaries of the story are how much ians life sucks and he wants 2 die. so... i think itd count. thats all overarching stuff tho... most of ian n rammys time spent together is lightheared, i think. theyre two dudes hanging out and one of them is slowly coming to terms with the fact his suicidal thoughts won. whatever genre that is

pencil - WAHHH it depends a lot of the time... ian and rammy have definitely made a big resurgence in my brain recently (past month) bc im 18 and can post bout em, but also just cuz i love them sooo much and want to chew on them constantly. id say i write abt/draw them pretty frequently tho!! i doodle them on my school work and in notebooks a lot and they have some of the bigger galleries on my toyhouse lawl. i dont write much directly for their universe, but ive typed... many paragraphs to my friends just braindumping the shit i think about them. so, yeah, less often than id like, but theyre up there in my priorities of ocs :3

apple (for ian) - GRAHHHHHHHHHHH u dont know what demons uve unleashed w this. i already twed this post for suicide but im gonna move this part under the cut bc mentioning ians dad specifically ties a lot into the suicide aspect of the story

OKAY SO. ians family consists of his mom, sister, and him. his dad was in the picture when he was a little kid, like early elementary age, but ditched after some time. his relationship with both parents was relatively normal, they definitely couldve done a better job raising him, but they were never intentionally hurtful nor did they scar him at all. (well, correction, his MOM didnt scar him at all)

after ians dad left, though, his side of the family still kept in touch... they gave very flimsy reasonings for his fathers absence, why he couldnt make it to holidays, why he wasnt saying all these things directly, etc. it kept things strained and tense as the family knew things were being kept from them but never got to know why. the last interaction ian ever had w his dads side of the family was on his 18th birthday, where his uncle gifted him a silver handgun with his name carved into the handle. it was a hollow attempt to connect with ian, a display of violent masculinity that ian would later use to try and take his own life.

i dont have it fully figured out what this *means* for ians character, but its something i go insane about. ians only memories of his dad are him doing stereotypical masculine dad things w him, like fishing. maybe he didnt interact w ian ass if he was his child, but if he was his son, and that improper socialization is part of the reason he hates himself- why the gun is what kills him. but... i dunno really. ians social anxiety, addiction, and general collapsing in on himself are cuz of a life time of mental illness that went unchecked until he successfully isolated himself to the point no one *could* care, not just cuz daddy give him gun.

okay! that is NOT what u asked at all but now u know it. hehehe. of course ian and rammys story is a big wip forever so excuse me for any side tangents and/or general plot points w loose ends

but! as for his actual relationships w family (ill include sister since his relationship w mom isnt rlly fleshed out yet):

he and his mom havent spoken in 6 years, nor have he and his sister. he slowly faded out of their lives when he moved away, partly out of a subconscious desire to isolate and partly due to just not having the social confidence or energy to maintain regular communication w his family. his mom is the first person he talks to when he escapes his Puter, and she's his rock in his remaining months of recovery. shes very underdeveloped as a character atm, but what is certain is she tries her hardest to understand her sons struggles and support him, offering to pay for therapy for him. ian loves his mommy lalala

ian and his sister are... dddifferent. ian also had an average relationship w his sister, but shes a lot more upfront with him when it comes to talking about how his 6 year absence effected her than their mom. their mom, while wanting her children to seek help for their respective struggles, doesnt really want to actively talk about those things with them. shes terrified of saying the wrong thing, and it doesnt help that she doesnt even have a clue what *to* say. ians sister, though, isnt afraid to tell him "hey man we fucking missed you. your absence hurt a lot because i didnt have any friends either, and i wish we couldve had eachother. jackass" post main-story they are friendly and hang out. during his time w rammy, ian does talk about his thoughts on his sister before he left, that being that shes a "crazy bitch"... family <3

[insecuregodcomplex]

pjotv e3 thoughts!

- THE ATTICCCCC THE ATTIC!!!

- Ohhh jeez. You seem busy I’ll come back

- YESSS GABE DELIVERS IT

- omg not the cut in half

- GDJSJTBRHD YEAH FUCK YEAH ANNABETH PERCY CHOSE ANNABETH

- PUSHHUMDIWN THE STAIRS OK COTG KIND OF NOD ALSO FULL NAME

- GROVER I love you so fucjin much

- YEAHHHH YEAHHH YEAH BESTIES FOR REALLLLL FOR EVER TRIO

- oh my god no not that!!! NAURRRRR

- Are you kidding me my hearttttt

-is this in the book? At the end? Why do I feel like it’s in the book

- Just take care of each other :(

- ANNABETH SAYING BYE TO THALIA

- PEFCY HATES THE GODS SO MUCH

- this is literally the trio directly from the books

- THEYRE JUST KIDS

- Percy voting.

- GROVER FIES SING???:&: ARYAN

- 😭😭our voting systems broken

- Queen has never been in the real world I’m so fascinated by her being fascinated(?) by the candy

- Annabeth my love

- THATS BEES

- I’m so glad she’s not just in one tbh I thought alecto was just gonna be in one

- I gasped at the Thalia comment

- Love this annabeth moment and like amplification and also most formidable child !!!!!

- I genuinely my yelled at the dagger throw AND TBE ZOOM ON JT THATS FOR US

- I have yelled so much with this PESIIDE

- THE THALIA REVEAL ALREADY!!!!!!!!!

- I love this exploration like the awareness of Medusa from the start

- I USED TI DATE YOUR DADDY. Miss u Uma (not that much rn tho)

- Monstrosity!!!!!!!

- MY MOM USED TO TELL ME HER STORY SHES NOT WHAT PEOPLE THINK

- AND ANNABETH HAS YES WOW. ANNABETHS RELATIONSGIPS TO KONSTERS AND MONSTROSITY ESP BEING RAISED IN THE DEMIGOD WORLD AND!!! CYCLOPES

- A survivor :(:(:(:(

- Not him! Me!

- Percy never believed Annabeth would turn on him!!!

- Sorry I do still want them to cut her head off bc I want the impertinent scene

- FLAMES

- this is so cool I’m terrified

- “Could have shown your father” js could be

- OOOOOOOOO THIS PLAN

- this. Good

- Please please please

- Annabeth seeing Percy in a newer light love

- UNCLE FERDINAND!!!!!!

- He isn’t afraid <3

- PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

- GROVER BRINGING THEM TOGETHER. YES.

- Grover. Icon.

- YAAAAY bring you closer

- I YELLED AT THIS

- bb Percy alone

- I love them so much

- DITN CHOOSE TO BE ABHALD BLOOD

- as long as the three of us are together none of us are going to be alone!!!!!!!

- I LOVEF THE SCRNE

- what a fucjing asshole I love him

- He sucks so bad I love him

- HERMES??????????>{}’eHERMES?

- FELL ON TBE FUCKING GROUND AT THIS.

[blueslight]

YOURE LISTENING TO DNDADS?????????

YES BRO INFACT !!!! I was waiting to tell you cuz like I thought like well if I lose my attention after 2 episodes and never finish it thats gonna be disappointing butttt im on ep 10 by now and still invested SO I think theres a good chance ill stick with it :DD I struggle w the names/telling everyone apart (cuz i cant tell voices apart that well) BUTTT i like Henry and Glenn and Glenns son and Lark and Sparrow OH AND RON STAMPLER IS SO FUCKING FUNNY Glenn reminds me so much of my uncle and Henry for some reason reminds me of my MOM but it might just be cuz Lark and Sparrow (as kids at least cuz from what i gathered theyre adulrs in season 2??) act like me and my siblings as kids. Also my sister really likes another dnd podcast and made me listen to like a miniseries spinoff thingy for it and so I was telling her oh i started listening to another d&d podcast but I cant fuckin tell ya the name cuz its so embarassing its gonna sound wrong as hell and IMMEDIATELY she was like "oh so its dungeons and daddies" LMAO

[peppermintbuttlemon]

Whoa this is so crazy my uncle daddies first daughter’s second cousin owns a restaurant in LA. And the table was booked in Alana Haims name, she specifically asked for all mirrors to be covered (to ensure her guest wasn’t spooked by his reflection). And guess what Joe was her guest! I’ve been holding this story for so long! I’m glad I finally found a blog to share it with. I’ll use this emoji 🤡if you have any questions

From anon. This is getting serious guys. We finally have the sightings we’ve been looking for!! Thanks 🤡! Alana is such a good and thoughtful friend! I BET THEYRE DATING SECRETLY NOW

[nityarawal]

Has anyone else had a big hooker bug die off? Everytime @nasa shoots a rocket I lose about half a cup of bio-material. Yesterday gold dust was spouting out of me like a mica beach. I look like a California river gold rush after those rocket launches. Is there anyway we can cure sex Addictions with hookers? I just say no. My understanding is @donaldtrump will be arrested for spreading Syphalis in Fairfield, Iowa with Vivek hookers and China will be charged as well as all the secret Service men. Theyre scared. My brother, x and Elon will likely be complicit as his tech PR #RewindAI slaves. Dr. Sunil Rawal was kidnapped for creation of dumb memes. No one liked the @davidlynch terrorism of our artists. Maharishi made a mistake leaving tm.org to a man that's essentially bought out by hookers 30+ years younger than him. They're trying to force this old man model on the rest of us! There's a reason why Dr. Jill Biden is hooking for a new husband. That nanny model- like Alexandria Martinex Devasier Taft - that seduces Billionaires for step daddy judges and attys is out! We found the #Epstein of our family. My uncle atty Jim Mahoney likely raped my brother and his eldest son James. James joined the army and when my mother referred him to tm.org Deborah Ponneman of dress for Success in Chicago- did a bait abd switch- and taught him Art Of Living. That's the hookers plagiarized technique that doesn't work! There's no blessings of the Gurus or lineage. @joshradnor sintered up with a pseudo Guru and has had worst luck! I told him I wouldn't marry him unless he fixed his meditation practice abd educated Jews about violence of circumcision. Josh failed to do this and was too squeamish to assist us in court other than a song. I really think he was trying to hook me for his boss Joe Sachs of ER. Gross Jewish attys felt their @himym-life-lessons story line was more important than my kids? Please remove me from @himymthings-blog hit list! We would never marry any man that was greenwashing baby factories and pedophilia through poisoning moms! Sad that Josh is in a cinservatirship from a Spin Dr. It's not his fault. Likely his father raped him and colleagues as they're terrorising @elonmuskfans and celebrity friends with prostitution scam. Please don't let your kids or wives on porn x while they're pimping globe. @cobie-smulders-sanctuary Hopefully @elonmuskfans will fix it today. In meantime could you raise $500t for our mommy charity for the murders in political wars since? Thankyou Mamma Goddesses! We need to rise since our pilots are raped blind. Someone's gotta fly. Moms need own spaceships and 99% of @nasa budget for our success. Astronauts dicks fell off and Stirling Men's group lost their dicks. War is over! Hallelujah! Can we get our kids now?

#ReportCards #Verdict #Facts #refunds #WeLoveYouAnyways

[wribbles]

The Daddy rape au - izuku's pov in aftermath (a potential)

Transfers out of school bc inko aint having it - probably does online school for a the end of middle school

Still ends up meeting all might & getting ofa

Before that tho he absolutely gets invited to the hospital when hitoshi is born & is the first person after shouta to hold the little hero (he is immediately dubbed godparent & uncle)

Shouta and izuku dont see each other often in the next year, but izuku does get into UA, shouta's class like in canon

Theyre both v happy to see each other again tho shouta really wants to know wtf is up with the quirk situation (izuku tells him eventually - no secrets between them, esp dangerous ones that adult figures are telling izuku to keep without letting him have a support network - we're not having that shit again)

They have a chat and decide to change their nicknames to be less triggering, so shouta goes from ainiki to nii-chan, and izuku from izu-chan to zuku/zu-kun

Izuku doesnt change clothes in front of the others bc The Whole Ordeal made him extremely sensitive to being naked around others and/or sexualized in any way (first time someone flirts with him sincerely he freaks out)

Meanwhile, mineta is a *-phobic bigot and when he talks some transphobia in the class, izuku rails against him so hard (secretly in defense of shouta) that mineta calls him trans and izuku doesnt deny it (even tho its wrong, bc thats not the point), so at least half the class suspects izuku is in fact a transman (theyre fine w that its nbd)

Kaminari, in a bid to show how totally trans friendly and accepting he is, invites izuku to change in the locker room w the rest of the guys, insisting that its all good he's got nothing to worry about, cmon!

Except he goes a little to hard and persistent with it with little explanation of why he's so insistent, which ends up with izuku becoming so uncomfortable he gets shouta for morale support and musters up courage to pull kaminari aside and tell him to "please stop trying to get me to take my shirt off its creepy and im uncomfy" and kaminari backpedals hard and immediately, apologizing and becoming a defender of izuku's right to keep his clothes ON.

(Izuku also tells him hes cis and kami believes him)

(And that aizawa was there bc he and izuku are personally close, not bc he was gunna give kami detention or smtn - they dont explain the closeness other than saying they met some years ago)

Kaminari is also there for izuku's above mentioned flirtation freakout and he gets aizawa to help. He learns that izuku doesnt like being sexualized & that aizawa is "nii-chan" brother to izuku.

Months later in the dorms (fuck canon storyline and timeline, idk and idgaf) someone (probly ashido) ends up pulling izuku's shirt fully off him to like look at an injury he's got and izuku freezes, feeling exposed. Kaminari walks by and yells at them, gets izuku back into his shirt and then takes him fully out of the building away from that bs.

Izuku pulls himself together mostly and gives kami a hug while (trauma-dumping) telling him that he was repeatedly raped a few years ago & thats why he cant be naked around others. Kami is understandably shocked and appalled, and izuku decides they both need a curative dose of hitoshi hugs to feel better.

Kaminari ends the interaction w the (somewhat incorrect) understanding that aizawa was the hero who saved izuku from the rapist. And also becomes friends w the 3yo hitoshi who is delightful and loves his sparks.

Later that night kami has nightmares about izuku being hurt and goes to him asking for more details (pls god say it wasnt a family member...) and izuku tells him a little more but still doesnt elaborate on shouta's presence or why he calls hitoshi "little hero".

As this all happens first/early second year, kaminari is currently the only person aware of izuku's trauma in any way - bakugou knew he was involved in Something when they were younger that pulled izuku out of school but he didnt care enough to look into it and doesnt know more.

Kami and izuku are good friends

(kami's occasional casual flirting & his compliments to izuku's appearance hint at a possibility for something more, which izuku picks up on and they have a vague talk of "im not ready for anything", "hey no worries, i didnt ask :] no pressure". They dont follow up on this other than keeping the potential in the back of their minds.)

This status quo is mostly maintained thru school and past graduation.

By then izuku is dating todoroki (they have not had sex but izuku has told him some of his trauma) and they move in together after school

All goes well for the next year-ish until izu and todo try to have sex and izuku forces himself thru it despite horribly triggering himself and desperately wanting it to end. After they both finish, izuku is sobbing and locks himself in the bathroom eventually getting kami tocome over and help mediate between him and todo.

They try to talk it out and work things out the next few months, but they dont manage to return to a comfortable status quo and break up. (Izuku, as much as he tries, cant feel comfortable being touched by todoroki anymore and ends up moving out before they fully breakup)

During the "we can work it out" period, izuku spends a lot of time being comforted and distracted by kaminari

Shouta makes note & comment that they clearly have affection and care (and probably love) for each other, is that going to go anywhere? Izuku just says he's not ready, and kaminari says he's not asking rn

Kaminari, jsyk, isnt committed to dating anyone rn but does often have casual sex w a few fwbs (this is also part of why he hasnt asked, but izuku does make clear later during some midnight talk that if they did date, he wouldnt ask kami to stop having sex w other ppl - honestly he feels like it kinda takes the pressure off him)

After a short stint living w shouta, izuku gets his own place. He spends a lot of time hanging out w kaminari - at both their places.

And during one hangout, izuku thinks back to highschool when kami tried so hard to make him feel like one of the guys, able to hang out casually without a shirt, and he decides to try it out now. He takes off his shirt - no sexual intentions - and watches kami play a video game on the couch, aggressively trying not to make a bug deal out of it.

When kami notices, he picks up on that and while he smiles proudly at izuku, he doesnt comment and just makes izuku play the game this turn, cmon im sure you'll do great at it!

This goes a loooong way towards making izuku feel more comfy in his own naked skin and they practice until its no more than a hesitation - a self-check-in - before izuku will take off his short around kami (who also regularly joins in the nakedness, no need to make izuku feel alone!)

And when their skinship leads to making out leads to stumbling through mostly-clothed sex (that izuku actually feels comfortable during, even with the multiple hesitations and stop-starts and "pls dont say/do that actually"s. Tbh all that actually contributes to his comfort), izuku feels ready and denki asks him out

And they fit Very Well together

Sex is Not Frequent and theyre both still exploring izuku's boundaries and hard limits, but izuku finally feels comfortable and safe enough to try.

He tells kami not to call him baby or sweetheart, so instead he goes with "pretty boy", which makes izuku blush every time, and they find a safe middleground with "babe".

If izuku closes his eyes for too long during sex, he tends to forget who he's fucking, so he gets kami to tap him with a safe little spark every now and then to remind him (kami fucking adores how izuku's started relaxing at the little jolts)

They are Endgame and this is why/how.

Eventually kaminari finds the old case report & trial 'Midoriya v. Shinsou' that goes into the detail of what all happened and how aizawa was actually involved and how they finally got out (their little hero...), and when izuku comes over he helps him process what he just read bc fucking hell izuku you were 12 years old- and aizawa was- for a year?? Fuck-

They go over to aizawa's house, hang with little hero hitoshi (who really isnt so little anymore, he's like 11 now and shooting up in height) and talk to shouta and hizashi and all of them help kinda talk him through it and offer their support