#vanessa deadpool

[ramblingautisticman]

And if I said that I think Vanessa treated Wade poorly in Deadpool and Wolverine, and that I think she was a complete dickhead for asking him to "prove" his live after everything he went through for her. What then?

And what if I said Logan treated him better theought the entire movie than Vanessa did in the last 2 films of the trilogy? And that they had more chemistry and soft moments? What then?

[bibibusinessman]

[ihatecoconut]

anyway deadpool & wolverine slapped and at the end of the film vanessa & wade get back together but they also get logan as their own boytoy/househusband. logan is not aware of this.

[thenewestxmen]

What If… (part 1)

Logan has always had problems with anxiety. Figures, his mental health is shit. But lately, it hasn’t been the usual type of anxiety that he can just outrun with a bottle of whiskey. This time, his anxiety comes as he lives with Wade. This type of anxiety approaches him at the wrong moment, the moments he wishes he would just disappear. Like when he sees Wade and Vanessa hitting it off in their apartment, Wade getting a little too close to her. This anxiety, this fear, it hits Logan more physically. The majority of the time, his hands start to tremble, his breath hitches. But others, his claws snap out with a SNIKT. Logan tries his best to hide this, not wanting to worry his partner, hiding this until one day…

Logan is washing the dishes, the day going steadily and slowly by. Wondering all of the things he usually will, what’s he going to make for dinner, what things need fixing around the apartment, how beautiful he finds Wade. The warm water rushing into Logan’s large hands, dripping onto the plate, rinsing the soap away, down the drain. The rushing sound of water that flies into Logan’s ears is almost therapeutic, slowly pacing him into the pattern of grabbing the dishes, rinsing, washing, rinsing, drying. As he dries the last plate, suddenly it hits him. It had once, and it has again. What he said in the Honda, how badly it hurt Wade.

What if it still really bothers him… what if he doesn’t love me because of that… what if… what if.

The thoughts stream on and on, colonizing his mind. The rag still in his hands he looks down to his trembling hands. He clenches his fist, attempting to steady his hands, taking a deep breath. Easy. He brushes off the anxiety and settles into the couch with Wade, holding his warm torso. Wade feels the stiffness of his body, but when is Logan not stiff? Logan buries his face into wades neck, forcing the thoughts and anxiety out.

The same week, it’s wades birthday. Logan, Wade, Yukio, Ellie, Colossus, Nessa, and Peter all go to Wades favorite Pizza place, one with pizza that his cancerous stomach agrees with. The worry hits as Logan walks through the door. It’s manageable, but still sitting in his stomach like a pit. He refuses to show any sign of the worry for the sake of Wade. Everyone Wade had invited to his celebration showed up, carrying boxes covered in colorful paper and topped with bows. Everyone piled into Peter Pans Pizza Adventure, surrounding Wade who stood insistently by Logan’s side. The feeling of anxiety in Logan swells, but he conceals it well. The poor teenagers dressed in bright green tights that have to sing happy birthday to Wade and multiple other adults sing off key, but Wade looks like he’s having the time of his life, clapping to the tempo and smiling wide. It warms Logan’s heart seeing Wade have a good time, but it isn’t strong enough to vaccinate the anxiety. It hits him again, the thought of what he said. It rings loudly in his ears, almost consuming all the noise around him. It gets worse when Wade says, “not bad for a half witted moron eh?” He says when Wade wins pin the katana on Deadpool. 

His heart sinks. When Vanessa cuts the cake, handing it out piece by piece, Logan looks down and sees his trembling hands.

“Not again…” he mumbles, staring wide eyed. Wade eventually notices, grabbing his partners wrist.

“Woah, peanut, what’s wrong? Your hand is shaking like a kid running on Halloween candy.” He says, unfortunately, loud as fuck.

Everyone starts to turn their attention to Logan, their eyes on his hands, just about in the line of vision. Logan stares at each of their faces, each filled with concern. His ears have been overwhelmed with the sound of his insult. The sound of a high pitched ringing haunting him. It covers the sound of wades friends speaking. All asking what’s wrong… he thinks. Some get up to make sure he’s alright. Logan isn’t sure his breathing is steady, all that is sure is that he’s a dick and the what if thoughts.

What if everyone is judging me for what I said? What if Wade is mad? If he remembered that, then does Wade still feel bad about what I said?!

It all continues, his hands trembling, his eyes wide and ringing pulsing in his ears.

Logan turned to wade, looking into his puppy dog eyes, seeing the concern and almost disappointment in his eyes that struck Logan. 

What if he’s disappointed in me. What if he is mad at me. What if… what if.

authors note: DONT WORRY there will be a second part because I am not that evil… almost. As you probably know, I love digging into the other side of Wade and Logan’s relationship. Anyways, be out with second part soon.

[billygoat26]

Deadpool and Wolverine spoilers

I’m stuck between loving the silly Poolverine art and wishing WADE AND VANESSA WOULD GET BACK TOGETHER!!

LIKE- WOMAN HOW STUPID COULD YOUR BEAUTIFUL ASS BE?! HE’S PERFECT AND JUST BECAUSE HE HANGS UP HIS SUIT FOR A BIT YOU DECIDE “Nahhhh”

I AM OFFENDED FOR HIM 😭

[xx-morel-xx]

everybody say thank you Vanessa

(from mine and @sillyrascalheroshepherd 's battle skating AU)

[mandoriana]

Logan listening attentively to Wade's accounts of his and Vanessa's last meeting at a strip bar where Wade was dressed as Drag. (Logan doesn't know if he's scared or having fun with everything her husband is telling him.)

[charlie-theidiot]

I've seen a lot of people ask themselves why Vanessa was in Deadpool 3 and talk about how her being the love interest was so forced.

I have an answer. It's because if she wasn't there, the movie would be so much gayer. And it's already really really gay.

[wolverines-actual-boyfriend]

Idk abt you guys but I just watched dp&wolvie for the second time and I just genuinely do not believe that Vanessa would say/do that? Idk man I just don’t think that it felt in character. The Vanessa from the first movie would never break up with wade because he wouldn’t give up his schtick. I feel like a lot of writing decisions in the movie felt cheap

[merowkittie]

gonna have to write a fic later with poly vanessa and wade x reader cs yea… who wouldn’t want to be in between that??

[ramblingautisticman]

Advent Day 11!

The first time they kiss, Wade runs away.

It's not on purpose, but his fight and flight kick in and before he knows what's even happening, his legs are moving as fast as they can.

He instinctively runs to Vanessa's, not even sure why, but she let's him in an listens to his panicked rant that he "uhhh.....fucked this all up so bad, haven't I? Why did I run!?- I've wanted to kiss him for so long...what the fuck is wrong with me!" while they drink some beer.

Once Vanessa talks some sense into him, Wade manages to head back home, finding Logan doing exactly what he had done with Vanessa- except its with Blind Al and they are sharing a Cigar.

[bibibusinessman]

[justmakpls]

If you like Poolverine, but also enjoy Wade and Vanessa, definitely do not listen to Time Well Wasted by The Fray.

[thenewestxmen]

What if… (part 2)

Everything seems to be going too fast yet too slow in Logan’s eyes. Everything seems wrong yet right, like a dream that won’t let you wake up out of. His heart rings in his ears, pounding buh-dum buh-dum. The eyes of Wades friends loom over him.

They’re all mad, they all hate me. Why can’t I do anything right?! why are they looking at me like that?

Wade invited Vanessa, Ellie, Yukio, Colossus, and Peter to his birthday celebration at Peter Pans Pizza Adventure. And although Wade seemed to have a good time, Logan completely ruined it, or at least that’s what’s Logan thinks. 

His eyes look around frantically taking in the stares of everyone and settles on wades big brown eyes, so soft yet hardened with concern. Wade is so afraid for him, so concerned. He doesn’t know what to do(Wade or Logan, take your pick.) and it’s starting to show. 

Logan panics pulling his shaking hands away from wades soft grasp on them and hides the shaking under the table. What good that will do when Logan is basically trembling, who knows. But that’s all Logan can seem to come up with in his racing state. A woman nearby seems to see this, leaving her child at the table to see what’s wrong. The woman has long blonde hair and glasses. She approaches Logan, seeing his state.

“Excuse me?” The woman alerts Wade.

“This is your…?” The woman says calmly. 

Wade just scrambles to talk, finally at a loss for words.

“Boyfriend… I don’t know what’s wrong with him. His hands started shaking and he started to panic and…” he trails off.

“My name is Heather. Can I please try something to help your boyfriend calm down?” She asks. Wade doesn’t know what the actual FUCK is going on, but the sincerity of her voice persuades Wade to nod.

Heather grabs Logan’s hand, steadying it gently.

“Pardon me…?” She asks, getting Logan’s attention.

the woman smiles when Logan’s eyes land on hers.

“My name is Heather… just let the air go in and out, alright?” She says, in a gentle and soft tone. Logan complies and lets the air release from his lungs, trying to maintain a steady breathing pace.

“Good… now, can you please close your eyes and listen. Listen to two things you can hear.” Heather instructs. Logan’s eyes close, centering his focus to his ears.

The kids.. all of them cheering. Sounds like one of them won the arcade game…

The clicking of the cash register in the back of the restaurant…

As he continues to find more sounds, he hears another comman- -no.. request. 

“Can you please smell two things?” Heather asks quietly, trying to not startle him in his search for sounds.

Logan nods, his heart rate slows a bit.

He smells pizza in the kitchen, almost burning… and the cooks strong cologne, tickling Logan’s nose harshly.

“Can you open your eyes and look for two things…?” Heather requests.

Logan didn’t realize his eyes were still closed. He opens them and sees Heathers smile.

One…

Logan looks for another things, he turns his head ever so slightly and sees wades face, his eyes soft again. His scars a muted pink, and a slight smile dancing on his lips. Relief radiating off of the mercenary.

Two…

Logan’s heart and breathing have slowed down to a normal pace. The woman smiles again as she watches Wade pull Logan in for a hug, holding him protectively.

“Thank you… thank you Heather. This big kitty cat is one big mess, my mess.” Wade jokes.

“Have my number. Call me anytime your Boyfriend or any of your friends seem overwhelmed. I’m always open.” Heather says, handing Wade a card with her phone number as she returns to her kids.

Logan doesn’t mind as Wade holds him, his body heat soothing. Wades friends marvel at the sight of Wade holding his more aggressive partner protectively. By the end of the night, wades friends wished Wade a happy birthday and left with a slice of green Peter Pan cake.

Wade and Logan went back to the apartment, changed into night clothing. Logan sat on the counter, Wade in front of him standing.

“I’m sorry for ruining your night…” Logan says softly, in a vulnerable voice that made wades heart both ache and skip a beat.

“Peanut, peanut, peanut…” Wade says quickly with a laugh.

“You could never ruin my night. Listen.. I’m always a big mess, and you know it. You don’t have to apologize for anything that you did or what happens to you.” Wade says.

“I just.. the last couple of weeks I’ve had this overwhelming anxiety that what I said in the Honda was still with you… that you hated me for it.” Logan says shamefully, hanging his head low. Wade lifts his chin to look into his eyes, and Logan, his.

“It is still with me… but you owned up to it, you regret it and I could NEVER hate you for that, understand?” Wade says, in a serious tone. 

Logan nods the corners of his mouth tilt up. Logan grabs Wade and wraps his legs around his waist, pulling him close while he’s sitting on the counter. Wade embraces him back, nuzzling his face into Logan’s kitty ears.

“Happy birthday, bub.”

Authors note: yes, I’m alive. I know it’s only been a few days but I usually post every day. Anyways, after this I’ll probably take a break from social media as you know. Next up will probably be an X-men x Y/N series because I said so. Anyways, I decided to bring Heather into this, she is from the original X-men series and if you know her, pls DM me IMMEDIATELY so we can talk about her:D. Anyways, I’ll post when I post, thanks for the following and likening and whatnot.

[logans-left-claw]

bro tf do you mean people don’t like women with muscles I see one of those and i’m over here like “do you need a dog? I can start fucking barking like a damn dog for you”

[billygoat26]

Y’all listen

The first two Deadpool movies weren’t good enough

I need more Vanessa and Wade content

like-

Sure, Spideypool is great and there’s also Poolverine, but…

WHERE THE FUCK IS VANESSA X WADE SHIT-

DO WE EVEN HAVE A SHIP NAME FOR THEM?!

FUCK IT, SHE GETS HER OWN DEADPOOL VARIANT- VANESSAPOOL

Which sounds SUPER wrong if you have as dirty a mind as me but whatever

BUT COME ON MAN! 😭

Also please don’t think I’m homophobic for some reason… I support

But come on- 😭😭😭