#vanessa deadpool

[ramblingautisticman]

And if I said that I think Vanessa treated Wade poorly in Deadpool and Wolverine, and that I think she was a complete dickhead for asking him to "prove" his live after everything he went through for her. What then?

And what if I said Logan treated him better theought the entire movie than Vanessa did in the last 2 films of the trilogy? And that they had more chemistry and soft moments? What then?

[bibibusinessman]

[ihatecoconut]

anyway deadpool & wolverine slapped and at the end of the film vanessa & wade get back together but they also get logan as their own boytoy/househusband. logan is not aware of this.

[thenewestxmen]

What If… (part 1)

Logan has always had problems with anxiety. Figures, his mental health is shit. But lately, it hasn’t been the usual type of anxiety that he can just outrun with a bottle of whiskey. This time, his anxiety comes as he lives with Wade. This type of anxiety approaches him at the wrong moment, the moments he wishes he would just disappear. Like when he sees Wade and Vanessa hitting it off in their apartment, Wade getting a little too close to her. This anxiety, this fear, it hits Logan more physically. The majority of the time, his hands start to tremble, his breath hitches. But others, his claws snap out with a SNIKT. Logan tries his best to hide this, not wanting to worry his partner, hiding this until one day…

Logan is washing the dishes, the day going steadily and slowly by. Wondering all of the things he usually will, what’s he going to make for dinner, what things need fixing around the apartment, how beautiful he finds Wade. The warm water rushing into Logan’s large hands, dripping onto the plate, rinsing the soap away, down the drain. The rushing sound of water that flies into Logan’s ears is almost therapeutic, slowly pacing him into the pattern of grabbing the dishes, rinsing, washing, rinsing, drying. As he dries the last plate, suddenly it hits him. It had once, and it has again. What he said in the Honda, how badly it hurt Wade.

What if it still really bothers him… what if he doesn’t love me because of that… what if… what if.

The thoughts stream on and on, colonizing his mind. The rag still in his hands he looks down to his trembling hands. He clenches his fist, attempting to steady his hands, taking a deep breath. Easy. He brushes off the anxiety and settles into the couch with Wade, holding his warm torso. Wade feels the stiffness of his body, but when is Logan not stiff? Logan buries his face into wades neck, forcing the thoughts and anxiety out.

The same week, it’s wades birthday. Logan, Wade, Yukio, Ellie, Colossus, Nessa, and Peter all go to Wades favorite Pizza place, one with pizza that his cancerous stomach agrees with. The worry hits as Logan walks through the door. It’s manageable, but still sitting in his stomach like a pit. He refuses to show any sign of the worry for the sake of Wade. Everyone Wade had invited to his celebration showed up, carrying boxes covered in colorful paper and topped with bows. Everyone piled into Peter Pans Pizza Adventure, surrounding Wade who stood insistently by Logan’s side. The feeling of anxiety in Logan swells, but he conceals it well. The poor teenagers dressed in bright green tights that have to sing happy birthday to Wade and multiple other adults sing off key, but Wade looks like he’s having the time of his life, clapping to the tempo and smiling wide. It warms Logan’s heart seeing Wade have a good time, but it isn’t strong enough to vaccinate the anxiety. It hits him again, the thought of what he said. It rings loudly in his ears, almost consuming all the noise around him. It gets worse when Wade says, “not bad for a half witted moron eh?” He says when Wade wins pin the katana on Deadpool. 

His heart sinks. When Vanessa cuts the cake, handing it out piece by piece, Logan looks down and sees his trembling hands.

“Not again…” he mumbles, staring wide eyed. Wade eventually notices, grabbing his partners wrist.

“Woah, peanut, what’s wrong? Your hand is shaking like a kid running on Halloween candy.” He says, unfortunately, loud as fuck.

Everyone starts to turn their attention to Logan, their eyes on his hands, just about in the line of vision. Logan stares at each of their faces, each filled with concern. His ears have been overwhelmed with the sound of his insult. The sound of a high pitched ringing haunting him. It covers the sound of wades friends speaking. All asking what’s wrong… he thinks. Some get up to make sure he’s alright. Logan isn’t sure his breathing is steady, all that is sure is that he’s a dick and the what if thoughts.

What if everyone is judging me for what I said? What if Wade is mad? If he remembered that, then does Wade still feel bad about what I said?!

It all continues, his hands trembling, his eyes wide and ringing pulsing in his ears.

Logan turned to wade, looking into his puppy dog eyes, seeing the concern and almost disappointment in his eyes that struck Logan. 

What if he’s disappointed in me. What if he is mad at me. What if… what if.

authors note: DONT WORRY there will be a second part because I am not that evil… almost. As you probably know, I love digging into the other side of Wade and Logan’s relationship. Anyways, be out with second part soon.

[ilovemosss]

btw if i see one more piece of vanessa slander i will start biting. just because wade saved her life doesnt mean theyre bound together forever. no matter how much he wished it would. no matter how much she clearly wished it would. people fall in love. they fall out of love. sometimes love isnt enough to fix things and it's hard and it hurts like hell and maybe you never get fully over it. maybe youre always a little in love. but maybe that isnt enough. and that isnt vanessa's fault. thats the way relationships sometimes work. it sucks. but it's fucking real. also it takes two to tango and vanessa was NOT the only person in that relationship. the biggest problem is that vanessa came back the same as she always was but WADE was permanently changed by her death, even if he erased it. it changed him. for better or worse. and im not saying wade is the one to "blame" for the death of their relationship, im just saying to stop just hating on vanessa as the scapegoat here. it isnt her fuckin fault. so sit down and rewatch the entire franchise. maybe youll calm down about it

[billygoat26]

Deadpool and Wolverine spoilers

I’m stuck between loving the silly Poolverine art and wishing WADE AND VANESSA WOULD GET BACK TOGETHER!!

LIKE- WOMAN HOW STUPID COULD YOUR BEAUTIFUL ASS BE?! HE’S PERFECT AND JUST BECAUSE HE HANGS UP HIS SUIT FOR A BIT YOU DECIDE “Nahhhh”

I AM OFFENDED FOR HIM 😭

[icarusredwings]

Rewatched Deadpool 1. Took notes.

WARNING: Discussion of mental illness topics, ending yourself, trauma, violence, etc.

Civil debate/ conversation welcomed. Sorry its super long. I think a lot.

Notes:

You know what? We see Wade coloring a lot. What's our status on just giving him cartoons snacks and coloring books? He needs it.

I think we all forget how actually impressive this man is. I just watched this cancer having fucker do like 50 flips.

Whatta man is so Logan Howlett coded.

"Bad deadpool" "good deadpool!"

Deadpool has been helping kids for a while. He terrified a little creep while he himself was a huge creep.

Missed up his words and Vanessa smiled at him. With that "aw hes cute" kinda thing.

When talking about their childhood (whether he's lying or not, hes not about the uncle) and he outdos her so much that she giggles.

The first date he takes her ducking skiiballing instead of yk prostitute stuff

Hes so romantic oh my god.

Theyre giggling and joking like all the time. Personally thanksgiving is my favorite scene before he proposes with a fucking ring pop.

I shouldn't laugh but the way he said "wtf" when passing out

Vanessa instantly jumping to "what can we do? There has to be something" makes me instantly respect her as a chronically ill person myself. Partners who medically defend each other make me so happy because a lot of people divorce their partners when they get "too sick" let alone dont show up to specialist appointments.

Him accepting death so quickly is a sign of mental illness, and you can see him be confused on why shes so upset. Shes crying and hes sitting here like "why do you care if I die or not?" He physically feels so unloved that he just doesn't get it.

"I dont know. Might further the plot. " Oh, so you know about wades little mental tv show he puts on in his head as a coping mechanism?

Also... Weasel.. YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS A WEASEL!? Shit sorry wrong movie.

Its not until now that hes crying because he realizes if he does then no more vanessa. We already know hes very co dependent and many people only care about themselves BECAUSE of other people. Which is also considered a sign of wanting to ☠️ self.

The whole "superheros are all lame ass teachers pets" thing is so funny if you think about how much beef he has with the xmen when in reality I have a feeling Wade would love charles in a "Ugh im in trouble with Daddy wheel chair again." COUGH "old bald heavens gate looking mother fucker" COUGH

"Thats not nice" No. But wade is genuienly not nice either.

"This is embarrassing. Please stop, " Colosus said what we all were thinking.

Bro literally cut/broke off his own hand and didn't whine a single time. If you ever. EVER hear this man express pain it is 99.9% his own choice to let you know that it hurts.

During his changing process, Francis says "the only thing that doesn't survive is a sense of humor" wade says "we'll see about that" and smirks.

What also makes sense to me is that he did NOT break easily. They did test after test after test and this man still wasn't breaking. His spirit is incredibly strong and as much as we enjoy joking about how stupid he is, Wade is extremely resourceful.

Its like he has created an alter ego of humor and kindess in order to keep up with the fact he DOES understand how fucked up this world is and whats happening/happened around him but refuses to acknowledge it until he has too. Ussually for survival.

Ive seen theories that he has DID or a type of Scizophreania and the voices in the comics are obviously in his head. I have mixed feelings about it because even his thoughts have thoughts of their own in some cases. Talking to no one is often a sign of abadonment, esspecially in children who are school age and get lonely when taken from their families to attend school. Its almost as if wade never lost his and hes subconsiously talking to himself to keep himself calm/ from panicking in high stress situations.

"But then how does he know hes in a movie" thats the thing. He doesn't. Hes pretending to cope. Main charaters cant die and until he dies he has this mental show/movie going on to keep himself from realizing all of this is true. That this is reality.

Cunningham mentions breakfast for his kids and suddenly, wade wakes up. Hes not joking anymore. This is a "oh shit... I wanna make breaktsst for my kids too... with my wife vanessa" moment.

"So whats wrong with him?"

Diiiiiddd we all forget about scout master kevin? Uncle? Dad? That fact that the oxygen was physically taken from his brain and was given Co2 poisoning over and over? For multiple days? This is the same man who blew himself up just to escape because they told him he wasnt going to see vanessa again.

And then he fought a guy naked, survived the entire building burning down, and now is so insecure about his looks that he thinks he made the baby cry in the street.

Theres people staring at him, flinching away, called names, people see him and cross the street. (So when he tells Logan that he knows his pain when it comes to public settings, hes not lying)

Blind Al is literally the reason deadpools suit is what it is. Why the idiot thought white was gonna be a good idea- See above. Unlike Al, who could smell the blood/ bleach.

I really love al. She's like the adult Toph.

"I hear everything in this duplex." OH, you poor thing.

"The guy that turned me into this freak-"

Al: *bitch im blind face*

As far as she's aware, he looks normal. Which is beautiful when you think about it, but it's funny when you think about the fact that he's so insecure about his face that he purposly found a blind room mate that couldn't judge him.

And they cuddle while he gets dating advice from grammie 🥹❤️

I really like how the entirety of Sister Margaret's School for Wayward Children (HellHouse in the comics) stood up for Weasel. They're murderers. But they're family.

What they did to vanessa was straight fucked. Her fiance up and leaves without notice, youre just trying to work and live your life, you get kidnapped.

Negasonic is so cool. I love them.

Dopinder (The cab guy) is so cool too. I love him too. Kill that guy in your trunk. "Mr. Pool" reminds me of Tom holland spiderman.

"It is not boy band >:(" Suurreee it isn't.

"Wheres your duffle bag?" You mean his dollar general store tree hello kitty book bag filled with guns?

"Cue the music" *no one even gives a fuck at this point when he talks to the imaginary cams*

Negasonic mid battle: Hold on- "Hey Yukio, yeah I just gotta fuck shit up real quick, ttyl?"

"Sure thing! <3 You go baby!"

I dont know anything about negasonic but she reminds me of Gambit with her energy powers.

Like I said. Hes smart when its a serious situation because he immediately threw his katana into the glass so vanessa could breathe, only to immediately turn sappy and childish again when he sees her stab francis with it. Heart hands, is hallucinating because theres a knife in his brain (literally), sex joke. Etc.

Colossus shut the fuck up. Let this man kill him. He's hurt Soooooo many people. A bullet costs less then a dollar. His amount of therapy alone is going to be like *checks calculations* 80 billion.

"Not the nethers" Wade can and often does show proof of hurting but hed rather cut off his hand then let vanessa punch him in the balls. "Ow- owie 5000"

Hello Hugh Jackman.

After not seeing each other for so longer they instantly go back to the fibbing. "I live in the house with 12"

"You live in a house??" Funny guys get the girls. I should know. My wife says im super funny (yes im in therapy)

Pinky promises really matter to him.

Hes such a silly billy he brought out the phone with their song on it. God what a romantic idiot.

[xx-morel-xx]

everybody say thank you Vanessa

(from mine and @sillyrascalheroshepherd 's battle skating AU)

[mandoriana]

Logan listening attentively to Wade's accounts of his and Vanessa's last meeting at a strip bar where Wade was dressed as Drag. (Logan doesn't know if he's scared or having fun with everything her husband is telling him.)

[charlie-theidiot]

I've seen a lot of people ask themselves why Vanessa was in Deadpool 3 and talk about how her being the love interest was so forced.

I have an answer. It's because if she wasn't there, the movie would be so much gayer. And it's already really really gay.

[wolverines-actual-boyfriend]

Idk abt you guys but I just watched dp&wolvie for the second time and I just genuinely do not believe that Vanessa would say/do that? Idk man I just don’t think that it felt in character. The Vanessa from the first movie would never break up with wade because he wouldn’t give up his schtick. I feel like a lot of writing decisions in the movie felt cheap

[ramblingautisticman]

Advent Day 11!

The first time they kiss, Wade runs away.

It's not on purpose, but his fight and flight kick in and before he knows what's even happening, his legs are moving as fast as they can.

He instinctively runs to Vanessa's, not even sure why, but she let's him in an listens to his panicked rant that he "uhhh.....fucked this all up so bad, haven't I? Why did I run!?- I've wanted to kiss him for so long...what the fuck is wrong with me!" while they drink some beer.

Once Vanessa talks some sense into him, Wade manages to head back home, finding Logan doing exactly what he had done with Vanessa- except its with Blind Al and they are sharing a Cigar.

[bibibusinessman]

[merowkittie]

gonna have to write a fic later with poly vanessa and wade x reader cs yea… who wouldn’t want to be in between that??

[thenewestxmen]

What if… (part 2)

Everything seems to be going too fast yet too slow in Logan’s eyes. Everything seems wrong yet right, like a dream that won’t let you wake up out of. His heart rings in his ears, pounding buh-dum buh-dum. The eyes of Wades friends loom over him.

They’re all mad, they all hate me. Why can’t I do anything right?! why are they looking at me like that?

Wade invited Vanessa, Ellie, Yukio, Colossus, and Peter to his birthday celebration at Peter Pans Pizza Adventure. And although Wade seemed to have a good time, Logan completely ruined it, or at least that’s what’s Logan thinks. 

His eyes look around frantically taking in the stares of everyone and settles on wades big brown eyes, so soft yet hardened with concern. Wade is so afraid for him, so concerned. He doesn’t know what to do(Wade or Logan, take your pick.) and it’s starting to show. 

Logan panics pulling his shaking hands away from wades soft grasp on them and hides the shaking under the table. What good that will do when Logan is basically trembling, who knows. But that’s all Logan can seem to come up with in his racing state. A woman nearby seems to see this, leaving her child at the table to see what’s wrong. The woman has long blonde hair and glasses. She approaches Logan, seeing his state.

“Excuse me?” The woman alerts Wade.

“This is your…?” The woman says calmly. 

Wade just scrambles to talk, finally at a loss for words.

“Boyfriend… I don’t know what’s wrong with him. His hands started shaking and he started to panic and…” he trails off.

“My name is Heather. Can I please try something to help your boyfriend calm down?” She asks. Wade doesn’t know what the actual FUCK is going on, but the sincerity of her voice persuades Wade to nod.

Heather grabs Logan’s hand, steadying it gently.

“Pardon me…?” She asks, getting Logan’s attention.

the woman smiles when Logan’s eyes land on hers.

“My name is Heather… just let the air go in and out, alright?” She says, in a gentle and soft tone. Logan complies and lets the air release from his lungs, trying to maintain a steady breathing pace.

“Good… now, can you please close your eyes and listen. Listen to two things you can hear.” Heather instructs. Logan’s eyes close, centering his focus to his ears.

The kids.. all of them cheering. Sounds like one of them won the arcade game…

The clicking of the cash register in the back of the restaurant…

As he continues to find more sounds, he hears another comman- -no.. request. 

“Can you please smell two things?” Heather asks quietly, trying to not startle him in his search for sounds.

Logan nods, his heart rate slows a bit.

He smells pizza in the kitchen, almost burning… and the cooks strong cologne, tickling Logan’s nose harshly.

“Can you open your eyes and look for two things…?” Heather requests.

Logan didn’t realize his eyes were still closed. He opens them and sees Heathers smile.

One…

Logan looks for another things, he turns his head ever so slightly and sees wades face, his eyes soft again. His scars a muted pink, and a slight smile dancing on his lips. Relief radiating off of the mercenary.

Two…

Logan’s heart and breathing have slowed down to a normal pace. The woman smiles again as she watches Wade pull Logan in for a hug, holding him protectively.

“Thank you… thank you Heather. This big kitty cat is one big mess, my mess.” Wade jokes.

“Have my number. Call me anytime your Boyfriend or any of your friends seem overwhelmed. I’m always open.” Heather says, handing Wade a card with her phone number as she returns to her kids.

Logan doesn’t mind as Wade holds him, his body heat soothing. Wades friends marvel at the sight of Wade holding his more aggressive partner protectively. By the end of the night, wades friends wished Wade a happy birthday and left with a slice of green Peter Pan cake.

Wade and Logan went back to the apartment, changed into night clothing. Logan sat on the counter, Wade in front of him standing.

“I’m sorry for ruining your night…” Logan says softly, in a vulnerable voice that made wades heart both ache and skip a beat.

“Peanut, peanut, peanut…” Wade says quickly with a laugh.

“You could never ruin my night. Listen.. I’m always a big mess, and you know it. You don’t have to apologize for anything that you did or what happens to you.” Wade says.

“I just.. the last couple of weeks I’ve had this overwhelming anxiety that what I said in the Honda was still with you… that you hated me for it.” Logan says shamefully, hanging his head low. Wade lifts his chin to look into his eyes, and Logan, his.

“It is still with me… but you owned up to it, you regret it and I could NEVER hate you for that, understand?” Wade says, in a serious tone. 

Logan nods the corners of his mouth tilt up. Logan grabs Wade and wraps his legs around his waist, pulling him close while he’s sitting on the counter. Wade embraces him back, nuzzling his face into Logan’s kitty ears.

“Happy birthday, bub.”

Authors note: yes, I’m alive. I know it’s only been a few days but I usually post every day. Anyways, after this I’ll probably take a break from social media as you know. Next up will probably be an X-men x Y/N series because I said so. Anyways, I decided to bring Heather into this, she is from the original X-men series and if you know her, pls DM me IMMEDIATELY so we can talk about her:D. Anyways, I’ll post when I post, thanks for the following and likening and whatnot.

[justmakpls]

If you like Poolverine, but also enjoy Wade and Vanessa, definitely do not listen to Time Well Wasted by The Fray.