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Also Logan, a few hours later:

Ah yes, the love language of the two immortal psychotic freaks

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“god you’re so climbable” “what ever happened between you and jean?”

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Everybody's talking about the Honda Odyssey, but nobody's talking about Logan holding Mary Puppin's paw so that Laura can give her a high-five.

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[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'Happs 15th Birthday, AO3!' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]

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Old men yaoi palate cleanser😎

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thinking about how hugh is basically ryans emotional support human and im sure the same could be said about logan and wade..

theyre out in public, wades leg bouncing anxiously, eyes darting around while chewing the skin off of his lip. logan notices and grunts at him and wade knows to hug and cling to him as tight as he can because he knows logan will hold him exactly as tight as he knows wade needs (also holds wades head so tenderly, yall know the screenshot), will kiss at his bloodied but healing lips, and wade can think straight (haha) again.

pacing back and forth in the apartment, wades muttering to himself and so angry, breaking and kicking things, hes just having a bad day - logan watches him pace in front of him, spread out in his chair, pats his thighs to get wades attention until hes whining and scrambling to sit in logans lap, anger and stress melting away with fingers buried in and tugging at soft brown strands to ground himself, because the safest place is in his angels arms and logans fingers are tracing every scar and divet, he tells wade how beautiful he is, how perfect, and he sounds so convincing that wade thinks he can believe it for today

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Wade catches Logan and Puppins curled up the same way.

That's the whole thought.

Eepy babies

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Complimenting someone’s content:

Getting complimented back:

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just me n pookie chilling (watching dp and wolverine on disney+ during lunch)

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WHAT EVEN WAS THIS SCENE

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that man is NOT listening

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I keep fuckin' griping, I know. So annoying. But like I really don't like how most fanfic writers depict Morph (Kevin Sydney). Not all, but definitely most.

So many fanfics I have read (and they're all Morpherine because those are the only fics that feature Morph as a main character), have this obligatory scene that I have not seen done well even once: Morph and Wolverine are having a moment when Morph transforms into Jean for no other reason than to set Wolverine up to say that he doesn't want Jean, he wants Morph. And I have read that exact scenario so many goddamn times that it's not even sweet, I just go ughhhhh grow up.

First issue I take with it: I don't think Morph would use the form of other people during sex without explicit consent from all parties involved. I think that'd be a really gross thing to do, and I don't think Morph would violate someone's boundaries like that. Also, I personally headcanon that they are averse to using shapeshifting in the bedroom other than adjusting their own base form for trauma reasons.

Second: having Morph sabotage the moment like that paints them as so obnoxiously insecure that it feels like they have just become a reskinned Lance McClain in fandom eyes. If you know, you know.

Third: It takes me out of the moment for the two previous reasons, completely killing the impact of whatever intimacy that follows (and nothing typically follows, the fic usually just ends there).

And you can just expand that into fanfic writers seeming to hate Morph's mutation. They don't want Morph to morph. They will add debuffs like saying Morph can't shapeshift often because it drains them, Morph needs to stay in their base form at practically all times, hell maybe they'll depict Morph just straight up HATING morphing. And I hate that. There are shapeshifters that don't like taking on other forms, that prefer their own body, but dog, that ain't Morph's thing

Morph's mutation is that their body is composed of unstable molecules, so it makes more sense to say that like... they can't ever not shapeshift. They can't stay still, they have to change. I view it as not only does their body naturally want to switch forms constantly, but mentally, they're always running in the back of their mind: "What'll be the best form to win a fight and/or what is the best form for comedic purposes?" Because that's one thing: Morph is a jokester. Most of their shapeshifting is not utilitarian, it is done purely for comedy.

And since there are no solo Morph fics, it's always only Morpherine (and I love Morpherine, but Morph can get it. let them fuck other people as well), how fic writers police Morph's shapeshifting is always by using Logan as a mouthpiece to tell them to stick to their base form and basically never shapeshift. And that's basically telling Morph "never use your mutation" and that's really shitty?? Like imagine if in every single Wolverine fic, his love interest was telling him "never use your claws, they aren't the real you". Like what the hell? Imagine if someone was telling Storm to stop making it rain. Jubilee, stop making fireworks, it's too flashy, it's not being true to yourself.

Now, this is where I start not making sense to non-trans folk, okay? It feels like Morph being told to stay in their base grey form, that they shouldn't even use their OTHER base form which is legit just the same body with more features, is like when people police the gender expression of nonbinary people. Can't be too feminine or masculine in your expression because then "you're not actually nonbinary you're something else". Can't have certain physical traits (breasts, body/facial hair, body fat) because it's not androgynous enough, you aren't trying hard enough to fit into the nonbinary box. Which is wild because the whole purpose of being nonbinary is not wanting to be put into a box. It isn't just a third gender.

And I'm fine with depicting Logan as not really getting it! As trying to be supportive by saying "just be yourself, you don't have to shapeshift all the time", but you can't play it as if Logan is right. He isn't right because Morph's base form is not the one and only Them. They contain multitudes.

Think like Nimona. Nimona is a nonbinary shapeshifter who likes to shapeshift. Ballister tries to get her to stop, tells her to just be her (always meaning her base girl form), but she tells him that it's all her. Every form is her. It itches not to shapeshift because it is denying a part of her being and forcing her into a box. And what a fucking slap in the face that Morph gets confirmed as nonbinary, and now everyone wants to force Morph into a box (their base form) and not let them come out of that box because supposedly them shapeshifting is going against who they really are.

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i love rouge guys

💪

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It's me, i'm girls

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“I’m not going to lie…I always kinda assumed that he was going to die doing some freaky sexual thing with Rogue….”

“…so I really had to cut allot of jokes from this service when it turned out to be a heroic sacrifice thing….”

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He does seem to be a bit masochistic, you gotta agree.

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The Avengers 2012 era was the best time ever in the fandom

Thor loves pop tarts, Clint lived in the vents, Bruce and Tony did science together, Steve was the mom friend of the team and did art in his free time, Natasha was cool aunt of the team, Loki was there too and a bunch of other characters like Peter, Sam, Bucky, Vision and Wanda all lived in the Avengers tower together

It was a much simpler time where everyone in the fandom was chill and having fun together