mcclintcock
my pheremones make bitches moan
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jonah, 17, any pronouns, and my lifelong special interest is sitcoms! i'm white and thin and tme etc etc etc so take my discourse opinions w a grain of salt
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mcclintcock · 6 hours ago
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jonathan frakes mentioned?!
me messaging a casual acquaintance: hello, how are you?
me messaging a best friend w/zero lead-in:
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mcclintcock · 10 hours ago
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giving birth sucks tbh. not only do you and the baby you’re birthing almost die, usually you shit yourself and often you tear your taint. then you have to push an organ out of your body (placenta) and if even a little of that remains in your body, you can hemorrhage to death or develop an infection that essentially rots your body from the inside out. even if you had a relatively “easy birth”, you bleed for weeks on end. even after that stops, your body and brain is changed for the rest of your life, the pregnancy leeched minerals from your bones, that can cause osteoporosis later. minor urinary incontinence is not uncommon, brain scans of people who gave birth show permanent changes in their brain, you’re never quite the same.
I say all of this not to say giving birth is disgusting but it is a harrowing and visceral experience. society downplays how fucking awful it is and makes it out to be a ~magical~ experience but it isn’t a magical transformative experience for everyone. it can be an extremely traumatic experience for someone who wanted to carry a pregnancy to term, much more so for someone who did not want to be pregnant in the first place or someone who knows their baby won’t survive the birth. anyway, abortion is a right. pregnancy and birth aren’t just inconvenient, it’s fucking awful.
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mcclintcock · 10 hours ago
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mcclintcock · 1 day ago
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mcclintcock · 1 day ago
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a lot of newer christmas movies are fun and silly, making santa cool and/or jacked and like, I'm here for that! but like. why can't they ever be fucking fat. why do i only ever see fat santas in ads or like, rankin bass stuff. it's one of his defining features! he's FAT. let him be fat!!!!!!! why can't he be cool and fat? jacked and fat? there are some where like, he's big, which is cool, like Klaus, but it's always this stylized boxy-proportion made to look big but not fat. im just. so tired. he can be fat if he's funny, or silly, or old. haha. look at the jolly fat man. but when he's supposed to be cool? or powerful? nope! can't have a fat character be shown as cool or powerful or attractive!! even if it's a DEFINING CHARACTER FEATURE.
god forbid people be fat. god forbid fat people be shown as anything other than silly or a joke.
im fuckin tired, man
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mcclintcock · 2 days ago
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we're fucked dude. we're so fucked and im trying to hold everything together and i just can't anymore. i can't even try and use the one avenue i still might have to get money from my family cuz we couldn't pay our phone bill in time and i can't even call them and im hundreds of dollars in the negative because a couple other bills went through so i can't even pay the phone bill neither of us were able to keep the jobs we got for more than like a week i swear im trying im really trying i promise but its all just fukced
ill make a proper ebeg post later and ill really pretty it up but um if there's any way anyone can help we're like on the edge for reals here
im sorry
cash app - paypal - kofi
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mcclintcock · 3 days ago
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my sister just informed me that she doesn’t like to watch shows on her phone
funny the variety you find even within families because watching sitcoms until 5 am was an essential part of my development that legitimately saved my life
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mcclintcock · 3 days ago
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im getting too old for this shh sound
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mcclintcock · 5 days ago
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bro i forgot about this time to write some december portfolio
(@postmail being in the same fandoms as your teacher is crazy bc you can submit unhinged fanfiction to him and idk if thats a good or bad thing)
for all media analysis intents and purposes ben cafferty is a girl hit post
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mcclintcock · 6 days ago
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mreow
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mcclintcock · 6 days ago
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mcclintcock · 10 days ago
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genuinely insane how little u have to work to experience misogyny as a transfem
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mcclintcock · 15 days ago
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this is the kinda stuff you guys want right
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mcclintcock · 15 days ago
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a commission for @lyndexv! thank you so much for the support, I had a blast drawing her! :]
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mcclintcock · 16 days ago
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lilith <3
shoutout to femmes who are scared and covered in viscera
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mcclintcock · 16 days ago
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I was just standing in line at the bakery to get a loaf of bread to feed my family who hadn't eaten since morning. The place was very, very crowded, but the shock was when three girls were taken out who had suffocated to death from the crowding. Imagine three girls dying while trying to get bread. Please don't let us die while you watch. Save us.
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mcclintcock · 16 days ago
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