#theyre like man yuri. to me
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#theyre like man yuri. to me#call that the ballad of moaner lisa lol. anyway#andreas maler#werner stolz#WHATS THE SHIP NAME ??!#pentiment#also for the record my dre is a bottom for the msot part but when werner is there ohhhojh ohoho oh. boy!#as ash put it its a food chain#my art#zzz#suggestive
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i hate to say it, like i love watcher, but my thoughts on them leaving youtube is this is too much too soon, like the bulk of their fans are probs younger/unable to afford another subscription fee, plus youtube has always been where they've been?? it's just so stark to go from this being the site you put your content on for years and then to go full cold turkey, no more posting on youtube ever
and i'll be honest, they don't have enough content to warrant a separate site/subscription all together. dropout is able to pull it off because they have the full rotation of shows and cast as well (dnd, game changer, etc), whereas for watcher, they only have a few couple really successful shows and those are primarily only focused on ryan and shane.
and tbh, i don't think they have a big enough audience to launch it either, like their marketing team could do better on advertising their shows! like, i haven't been keeping up with their recent shows cause either i don't see it on my youtube algorithm at all or i have to go out of my way to go see it.
and i don't know this just feels like a kick to the face to their fans, like even dropout has shorts on youtube and keeps up all their content on youtube like some episodes and the entirety of season one of fantasy high, and now i'm seeing in the comments, that their international fans outside of the usa won't even able to subscribe cause of how payment works which is :///, so yeah, watcher, it's been nice knowing ya, but i don't know how this move will turn out for you, i'm sorry to say
#watcher#luna.txt#man this friday is a shit day to be a fan of anything first yuri on ice and now this#i was so excited to see what today's news would be and this is so shitty#like i dont understand why they dont stick to the youtube and patreon format???#it doesnt make much sense to me#and ill say i say all this as a subscriber of dropout like dropout has such a variety of shows and cast its worth it to me to pay the $6#but for watcher???? ehhhhh not so much ill be fr i only watch their cooking shows or puppet history#and well since they havent done either of those in a while? and now theyre doing this? im out
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messaging... texting even... communicating........
#odd taxi#my art#<- it has been AGES since i tagged smth as that#oddtaxi#ruiyuki#rui nikaido#yuki mitsuya#hey guys .. *scampers around like a scared animal* did u miss me..#i hope this makes sense like. i dont know how to draw flip phones can u tell theyre. texting each other like is that apparent#im probably overthinking so hard man but this took 3 hours im not gonna just leave it to collect dust the world needs to know#the world needs to know how much i care abt these two#so so glad i could finish this before pride month ends#doggirl and catgirl yuri will save the world i think
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if you tell me you love yuri and then just show me a bunch of art of the popular m/m ship genderbent im stealing smthn out of your house
#“this man is a butch lesbian to me” and hea not even butch hes just masculine#like no seriously 90% of men ppl say would be good butch lesbians cause they dont want to care about the women#are always men whod be horrible butches. like theyre just masc#like dont you show me butch estinien when he doesnt even have any women friends and doesnt know ysayles name#just make them do drag and get into some actual trans yuri or smthn#the genderbend thing is tired and never done well
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What if I was your servant and you promised me a better life and I believed you and then you used me and resented me I saw you at your worst and I held the attention of someone you loved despite the fact you treat them like shit and so you took out your anger on me all the cruelty in the world and as I suffered you sat back with a cup of tea and smiled and you killed your beloved in front of me just to prove a point that they belonged to you and all I can do is watch and then when you just can’t stand the sight of me anymore you cry loud enough for the world to hear you that I’m the dangerous one, a wicked seductress, a witch, and I burn and burn and burn and you go home and laugh, relieved of this burden, the world sings your praises yet you are nothing but alone and miserable and I crawl my way in i appear in your mirror I breathe down your neck you bleed all my blood and you drown in it and it’s funny really how for someone who’s supposedly so evil all I have to do to provoke you is stare with honest eyes and that sight just pushes you over the edge and you have the fucking audacity to scream, plead for help, to actually sob about it like you’re the victim like you’ve always been the poor little victim and you tighten your rope and breathe your last breath and I embrace you from behind and drag my teeth across your neck and dig my nails into your chest and you wait for it to fade to black but your eyes refuse to close and I squeeze over your heart and feel it beat faster and faster and we laugh together and we both know I can see how pathetic you really are and I just keep holding you tighter because I don’t want to know what’d happen if I let you go I don’t think I could ever take my eyes off you again and you could’ve apologized to me even once but you never fucking did and you never will and the world will always see you as the beautiful tragic victim, the hero this town needed, and when they think of evil my face will always be the one they see every fucking time and so I refuse to let go and let you go on believing you’re a saint, committing every atrocity imaginable and using my name to do so, you’re going to hell with me and we will burn and burn and burn and we’re literally both girls 😳🙊🙀
#the letter#the letter visual novel#guyssss i just need it to be known. that this game. this game fucks me up#literally no one is doing toxic yuri like takako and lady charlotte#i fucking hate charlotte so much its like kinda really funny how shes like ‘help me so i can die peacefully and go to heaven 🥺’#its like oh honey its really admirable how you honestly think youre getting into heaven aksjks#i refuse to believe it like i know we’re working with a ‘god is fucked up and Catholics are evil’ perspective which i love but#despite this i just cant let this asshole get into heaven man 😩#im just here for takako im playing video games with her and giving her a bunch of cats and jelly babies#she and kylie can play on the playground okaayyyy#also i uh once again must point out the zach/takako parallels and in particular THE EYESSSSS THE EYES#and how they roll under lukes bed right in the middle where he cant reach so theyre just permanently there and theyre positioned to always#be watching him like he can lie his ass off but zach saw him and knows just how disgusting he is#and luke has to live with that forever he cant escape being seen those eyes are gonna be on him for the rest of his life#im so deeply normal
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sometimes i feel a little weird doing fandom-y things for rhps (because ive never been in a fandom this small before also because it just feels a little weird sometimes) and ill doubt myself and think "does everything NEED a fandom?? scoffs" even though. im hyperfixated super crazy style.
but then i remember that i have no mouth and i must scream has a fandom and i realize that life (fandoms) finds a way and if there is at least one person who likes something, there's probably going to be fanfic about it and some kind of ship WILL be involved
#tag: talkity talk#like yes obviously not everything NEEDS shipping. but everything will have it anyways thats just how life works#its like the SFW version of rule 34#if it exists and has more than two characters/people involved there will be shipping#so remembering that i feel less bad about my immense enjoyment of frank/brad#yes frank/brad/janet is great and all BUT. i dont think janet and brad should be in a relationship all things considered#partially because im in the “brad is gay” camp partially because i think brad's a dick (still love him though)#also janet deserves to kiss girls.#i'll never feel bad for being a columbia/magenta lover though you could never shame me for that#janet/columbia/magenta is based and you cant convince me otherwise#i dont SHIP frank/brad/rocky but i think its funny#personally i think any poly ship with frank is funny because its just like. non ethical nonmonogamy.#like congratulations thats the worst anyones ever done it#thats my feelings on frank/brad/janet. because literally theyre such disasters#and on the frank/brad/rocky thing. im firmly of the opinion that rocky and brad shouldve fucked. but thats because i like gay sex#i also think janet shouldve had yuri with columbia and magenta#just generally i think we shouldve gotten more gay sex#im always an advocate for gay sex#come to think of it. while i was writing this i came up with an excellent crack ship#okay here me out on this one. rocky/eddie#i just think its funny honestly#thats the sole reason. i like it because i like thinking about how much it would piss off frank#and i am a certified eddie liker and i think he deserved better#man this is a long tag rant#as always feel free to disagree with me. i do not mind at all
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Tullius is a girl btw. If u can't see it u just don't know her like I do
#Like like maybe 5 girltulli drawings out there r so. Ough#She's a butch lesbian and a gay man what can't she do. Not fuel the war machine ig#Who wants to spiral into madness w me#This is all /j but i do genuinely hc her as transfem. Whether she's butch or boymoding depends on the universe/storyline#A man and a woman can be gay if theyre bi and their genders are weird enough etc etc <- re: tullfric yuri. They're t4t .put me down
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me: oh i gotta finish my novella and work more on my pmd fic and world and also work on that wc rewrite loose outline and oh i wanna get back to my sonic one eventually
also me: omg what if i made an anthro pokemon world based on the main series but the main gym leaders and protags are all replaced by their pokemon (not to be confused with pmd, this is just the main series but the humans are gone)
#sorry man. im an anomaly it is impossible for me to get attached to the trainers#i like some of them obviously like the harmonia siblings do still infect my brain and bws the one game im consistently invested in#but if you ask me my favorite johto gym leader i will never have anything deeper to say than ‘’uh. idk bugsys kinda neat’’#that being said wow its gonna be harddd to adapt some of these games if i do this#black and white in particular cause that games conflict hinges on the dynamic between humans and pokemon#maybe i wont do all the games#ill admit im totally inspired by eeveelution family fjdjdkd i really wanna make pokemon anthro ocs#just not sure where to start#wait no i kinda do. i wanna do something with my paldea team#adeleine the grafaiai with her best friend. the robotic lizard that crashed on her#theyre also yuri probably#echoed voice#idk i think some of the games would be interesting to adapt. i like adaptation i think the process is fascinating#cause with a massive change like this you HAVE to change the characters and their dynamics to an extent#like maxie vs archie cant just be copy and pasted into here i think. cause its no longer just conflicting types of environmental terrorism#i mean it still is but like. ‘’archie’’ would likely be a water type who lives in the sea and maxie would be in tune with the earth#theres less separation between the things theyre fighting for
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rare (actually very common) james vulnerability post um im kind of hating having bpd right now. i reeeeally really hate how the smallest thing completely sets me off and i HATE gettinf close to people and then having to hit them with the “btw if i get even the slightest feeling you dont like me or that im being replaced i absolutely will not confront it directly and will instead opt to just never ever speak again and be mad for 6 months straight” and its cost me a lot of close friendships! i’m in therapy and i am on medication and i have been for months but for some reason it’s just ??? not working??? i dunno but im feeling very Not great tonite james nation 💔 sighs soo hard and goes back to drawing star trek yuri
#jamesdottxt#i jsut want to be normal tbh#its so embarrassing#getting close to people and then realizing its Too close#and suddenly your entire day revolves around how theyre feeling/what theyre doing#i really wish that i didnt have to be like This#because once i get mean and i start freaking out people tend to drift away and find other people#and its like Oh i really am the problem#but whats the point of recognizing youre the problem when… youre the problem lol like im not purposefully staying like this#and im trying to get better#but at what point does it start being pathetic#i hate freaking out over the smallest shit#and losing sleep because of overthinking#ive fallen out with um. Both of my favorite persons in the past few months#one of them was lowkey a predator and the other one. man idk what the other one even did#he didnt do anything#i jsut kind of sucked i think#but yeah . being fp-less and only having a very select few friends is FREAKIN ME OUT!!!!!#you’re nice to me? I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU ALONE NOW! AHA!#embarrassingggg….#but um real talk i would so love to be able to maintain relationships properly without fucking it up so bad because of my outbursts#sighs so hard. the only thing that can fix this is drawing self insert x hughie campbell yuri#back to the coal mines (drawing program) i go#ant with bindle image#bpd#tw vent#personal vent#rare james vulnerability post#vent
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Sorry I don't and can't consider shipping Majima or Kiryu with characters to be old man yaoi like logically now in the timeline it would be but in my brain they're both perpetually 38-45 years old like default state and being 40 doesn't qualify you as being old
#entries#shipping them together is tehcnicslly het to me anyway but thats not important Majima can be a girl who participates in yaoi activities#just like Saejima and her is like yuri to me#when i say old man yaoi in this series i mean like. sagawa and Nishitani nc theyre like 50 i think#or kazama and Kashiwagi but only after 0 bc theyre not old yet#or like the dojima lieutenants yknow. old man situations
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The amount of times I've started a new post and simply typed "Olivia Broussard" and then deleted it is frankly embarrassing I can't take this anymore can everyone I've ever met just start being obsessed with this sad divorced woman too
#rat rambles#oni posting#like goddddd she still makes me feel so crazy#its so hard to sell ppl on oni lore because its just like yes its abt two divorced women and yeah its told through work emails and#work logs along with a bunch of other unrelated work emails and logs which you should also read no they are not actually relevant to the#plot the vast majority of the time but you need to read them anyways or Ill cry rly hard#oh also some of the divorced women lore is hidden in object descriptions that you have to find in game yourself#and also the wikki is outdated as hell so theres also a shit ton of logs you can't read out of game#also the divorced women arent technically canonically divorced but shhhh doomed toxic yuri guys#can anyone hear me? is anyone there? Im losing it over here#Im kidding ofc Im not broken up abt no one I know getting into oni quite frankly I dont think itd be their thing#there's like what one person I know who I think would enjoy it? and even them Im dont think theyd get as into it as me#but it does kill me that no one makes oni fanart for non duplicant characters#I love dupes but I wanna see the scientist going thru shit I wanna see hcs man#like not just for olivia and jackie but for all of them#for example I hc that ada is the type of person who has a mad scientist laugh as their normal laugh#she also likes to mumble to herself as she works and had a tendency to monologue dramatically as she sets a project into motion#some of her coworkers find her kind of intimidating because of this but she is genuinely rly nice#oh I also hc that she wears glasses 👍#now tbf having any hcs for the scientists risky since theyre prone to be actively contradicted in the future but idc I wanna have fun
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#after 6 years i finished spiderman ps4#honestly the past few years have given me a deep appreciation for games that are optimized#for the consoles theyre released on. loadings not exactly instantaneous but i dont mind when games have to load#web swinging is crazy fun my favorite thing is figuring out how to go extra fast#and past me was wrong about combat being obnoxious i was just bad at the game#didnt use any of the gadgets. didnt even know you could upgrade them#and yuri lowenthal is one of my parasocial enemies but i love him as peter. hes my spider man :3#and of course im so excited to see him and miles in spiderman 2. im not gonna play it cause i dont have a ps5#or a pc built to run games w ray tracing#but ill watch someone else play it#also they changed peters face for the ps5 remaster and i dont like it. ps4 peter kinda ugly and worn looking but in a charming way#to clarify it didnt take me 6 years to beat spider man. i got the game w my ps4 christmas 2018#played it nonstop for 2 days and then got the kh collection and ffxv and immediately switched to playing those#cause i already knew how the game ends and stuff. i watched jacksepticeye play it when it came out#so i didnt care about the story or anything#and atsv got me on a spiderman kick yknow. ive developed a real appreciation for the spiderman mythos#ranting
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ofc u can ^^ feel free 2!!!!!
heres a ver w/out the pink bg if that helps @ all
i h8 coloring. whatever, yuri kart
#like a coloring book man i love coloring books#i started coloring in wendy then gave up after colorig in the hair so if u do color in hopefully u do better than me KJAhfsjsdkhfs#ASLO TY 4 THE COMPLIMENTS THEYRE RLLY NICE OMG ;;#iv ebeen working on my faces so the expressions bing good makes me soooo happy like YAY IMPROVEMNT!>?!!#anwyays self reblog#uhhhhhhh yeah :3!#good mroning every1 look @ yuri kart#also i want every1 2 know who looks in my tags that this is wendy & barrett#its means bear strecngth & ALSO MADI MY PRECIOUS FRIEND SUGGESTED IT & I LOVE IT#esoecially bc it sounds like the dudette version of bart & its like AJsfhjksdgfhhljaKW ok
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Which Toxic Yaoi is the best
Sequel to the toxic yuri poll. I deeply apologise if some of these are not toxic, i went off of the propaganda
Propaganda under the cut!
BbKaz (Big Boss/Kazuhira Miller)
they have multitudes.. you can ship it as something goofy and fluffy or as the most toxic yaoi of all time and theyre both pretty reasonable interpretations. they go on a date together and have sex in a cardboard box on a beach in canon and a bunch of other crazy shit. their relationship spans 20 years so they span from honeymooning to divorced to one trying to kill the other etc. "love loses" the ship they make me insane
Flash/Reverse Flash
"It was ME Barry, I jerked you off at supersonic speeds so it would seem like you nutted at just a woman's touch!"
Possibly the most toxic yaoi of all time
SuzaLuLu (Kururugi Suzaku/Lelouch Lamperougue)
TOXIC YAOI TOXIC YAOI
SaruMi (Saruhiko Fushimi/Misaki Yata)
Toxic yaoi, obsessive boy joins a gang with his best friend but then his best friend makes other friends in the gang so he joins up with an enemy gang instead. Normal behavior.
Valvert (Jean Valjean/Javert)
They’re so obsessed with each other (especially javert to valjean) it’s like half of the plot. Pinnacle of toxic old man yaoi. Produces the funniest plot point in the show: Valjean (escaped convict in disguise as a mayor and businessman) saves someone by lifting a cart he was trapped under and Javert (cop trying to catch Valjean) goes “Damn girl… you remind me of this guy…. He’s the only guy I’ve ever seen who’s as swole and jacked as you”
Lawlight (Light/L)
"L and Light are the founding fathers of toxic yaoi" is what people WANT you to believe but these poor men are being slandered... You see it's ackshually totally heterosexual to give your bestie (who's also your mortal enemy) a foot massage while he he makes soft little grunting noises and wipes the water droplets from your rain-soaked hair all while a soft melancholic piano track is accompanying this surprisingly tender moment between the two of you- IF it's a religious callback to Jesus and Judas. It's just a Bible reference bro. No homo. 🤓☝
Anyhow don't google the Japanese version of "Playing his Game" (which is called "Inside of him" in Japanese) from the Death Note Musical. I assure you there is absolutely nothing gay about those lyrics.
Wdym people love shipping two mortal enemies with an unhealthy obsessive murderous rivaly??? What is the world coming to... Besides Light is clearly heterosexual. His lack of interest in women is because he's a based sigma male obviously...
and additional reason here but this one is a spoiler
Foot washing scene. The musical. God, they're so obsessed with each other. When L dies Light loses his main drive, his passion- being Kira isn't fun anymore without L, he isn't having a good time even though he won their battle of wits. Light being L's first friend. L being... really, the first person to understand Light. Theyre insane I love them
#bbkaz#reverse flash#suzalulu#sarumi#valvert#lawlight#poll#polls#tournament poll#anime#video games#theatre#dc#comics
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yaoi and yuri winning today
poafa gifted zam a bittersweet book where he mourns the connections hes never had in a team, but says that zam can count on him anyway ("i may no longer have that option... but i think you do")
hannah protecting kab from mane and picking flowers talking about how theyre gonna build a base
bacon proposing a partnership to wemmbu, trying to manipulate him into instigation and ending up swearing loyalty to him ("i want to be your right hand man" / "are you just teamming with me to try to control me")
zam piecing together that bacon is teaming with wemmbu and confronting him about it, bacon placating zam by saying he will never lie to zam but he wont tell him anything either ("why did you think you could trust me like that, though?")
good work @ everyone
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"hey how's it going' haha yeah man hey im good it's all good there's just an absolutely noxious denyuri conversation happening in duel links right now that's hitting like a semi-truck it's fine it's whatever. dennis is literally the only person even remotely happy to see yuri again but anyway. between yuri not being sorry for a goddamn thing (thank GOD. LITTLE CUNT RIDES ETERNAL <3) and dennis actively having changed and gone through Self Awareness and Trying to Be a Better Person Brain Blast and still caring enough about Yuri to try and Get Him to Care Too it is getting fucking MESSY BACK HERE. THE FOG IS HERE. I HOPE THIS HURTS DOT JPG
>dennis thinking himself in enough of a position of being yuri's friend to be kind of bluntly honest and firm with him on this >"are you sure you want to take this tone with me?" JEEEEEEEEESSSUUUUSSSS CHRIST. GOOD LORD.
just, GOD. GOD!!!! i cant even think of another moment in most of yuri's convos where he ever looks That Mad. dennis committing the crime of being nice to him and still seeing him as a trusted friend and wanting Yuri to care, trying so hard to get him to take that first step to caring and admitting responsibility for all the shit he did. and yuri just gets SO, SO MAD. THERE IS SOMETHING MISERABLE AND POISONOUS HAPPENING HERE THAT ONLY TOXIC CODEPENDENT MIDDLE SCHOOLERS CAN GENERATE. AND THEN AS IF IM NOT GETTING BLASTED ENOUGH:
the level of sheer unprovoked NASTINESS with which Yuri says Dennis's name. this whole line in general. this compared to the absolutely head over heels dreaminess that dennis says yuri's name. CHRIST ALIVE. GONNA BE THINKING ABOUT IT FOR A WHILE. THEYRE SENDING ME BACK FROM THE YAOI WAR IN A GODDAMN BODY BAG. GAY DIVORCE IS REAL. AND IT CAN BE SOMETHING SO SPECIAL
#GGGGOOUGHHHHH GRAAAHHHH THEY MAKE ME UNWELL#ygo posting#duel links madness#duskshipping#yuri arc v#dennis macfield#the 'i changed but you didnt. but i still value you as a friend' is going to END ME. 'YOU CHANGED AND I DIDNT' REAL AND TRUE#I LOVE DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#dana's yugioh clipshow
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