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The story of my life is actually "I thought I washed that plant good enough, but now I have several potato beetles on my ceiling."
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me with ex dsmp fans on twitter who think they're better than everyone else because they changed interests
#MOST!!! ANNOYING!!! PEOPLE!!!! EVER!!!#not just twitter actually im sure they exist everywhere but theyre So prevalent and unavoidable on there#alex.rambles.txt#mcyt
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i deserve a spider-woman nepal..... miles doesn't have to be the only teen spider with a terrible bisexual mentor (enter my own sketches of the world's most annoying spiderperson, who i fling towards pavitr, complete with a design that's subject to change)
#geeta methodically puts on all her jewelery before going out as spiderwoman <3 u cant fight crime if u are not cute#spidersona#of sorts? i think but everyone should have expected this from me. there was no way sony was going to give me spiderman india#and not receive spiderwoman nepal (THE KATHMANHATTAN JOKE IS TOO EASY) in response#im tackling south asian unity one spidersona at a time!#pavitr prabhakar#spiderman#my art#also ofc one specific mention to demigod-of-the-agni who inadvertently triggered my actual posting of geeta#who was just supposed to stay in my psd files forever.....#mythic mumbattan au my beloved. hindu mythology my beloved. genuinely so so cool to see and it enabled me being self indulgent on this blog#for some extra context: im very much still workshopping her and me and my nepali friend were drawing her tgt#as in she would say something and i would hurriedly scribble/sketch it down#and then i kept kinda building on it. ofc i could not resist being inspired by the comics noirverse#so here she's also gifted her powers by a goddess (durga!!!!!) and almost works w her like a much less deranged moon knight. yeah...#don't look too closely at these pls . the design/sketching/etc is kind of everywhere#edit: forgot to adjust colors so theyre up again and a little more vibrant nyeow....
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nonononono cuz i feel like being a hater rn-
some of yall, lemme rephrase, A LOT OF YALL are adults. you have so. much. better. things you could be doing like: going to school, paying the bills, and cuz some of yall are parents, taking care of your kids. but nooooo, nonono, youre gonna log onto youtube.com, twitter.com, what have you and complain about a crackship. that no one thinks is going to become canon. on the internet
i usually dont like when people try to make us minors seem like little babies who cant think for themselves but lemme say this: if TEENAGERS, MOTHERFUCKING TEENAGERS, can be more mature about FUCKING PIXELS that PEOPLE WHO HAVE MORTGAGES TO PAY, there is a SERIOUS. FUCKING. PROBLEM.
thank you for coming to my ted talk
#im actually sick of some of this fandom i swear#usually i just try to avoid the hate but after the shit with the duo print theyre fucking EVERYWHERE#cant catch a fucking break#i went on a whole rant about it while pacing my house these are just the important bits#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel merch#alastor#lucifer morningstar#radioapple#i should make a separate tag for my rants at this point lol#debs is a yapper#debs is an original poster
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That han fancall is truly truly truly like the most horrendously embarrassing and deeply unsettling shit ever
#and this is why i truly barely follow any han or lee know people outside of tumblr bc everywhere else#its not even that theyre cringe inducing (though they are) but so many times it goes beyond into somethinf that i think is actually truly#unwell and like. deeply parasocial and unhealthy and creepy to a worrying degree#yeah kpop attracts that in general but those two especially just have so many hardcore fans that are simply worrying#like thats the crux of it#i see fans on twt on ig in the youtube comments and i actually am like Oh im worried by you#its not normal !! its weird !!#like getting his tattoo asking rude questions??? leave and dont come back and become normal#also seeing someone say theyre just trying to find out if theyre 'canon' these are real people you fucking lunatics
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hehe weblena wolfwalkers au i swear im not letting this au abandoned this time!!! i think u can guess who is who
#ducktales 2017#ducktales#dt17#wolfwalkers#wolfwalkers au#webby vanderquack#webby mcduck#webby vanderquack mcduck#lena sabrewing#weblena#yes theyre gay in this au#theyre gay everywhere actually#if i can make sure of it webelna will be there#i love weblena thats it
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i had no idea this existed i have literally only ever used my health card 4 these things What ........
#im huh.. im whuh. .#does anyone actually have one of these#or is it just one of the things the government is like yea u need this ! and u dont#because they also did used to tell me i needed a school id whenever i tried to do anything and it was always such an ordeal until a diff#employee would come over and be like yeah we do not Care here u go#but im trying to look into what ill need to get it renewed because i. maybe havent in years since it expired. i think.....in 2020..mayb?#but i need to do it in order to get my passport#but now everywhere i look theyre like no u Need license.. u need Ontario Photo Card™ for renewal
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i love cakes filled with sprinkles. i think all cakes should bleed when you stab them
#theyre so fun! you remove a slice and their guts spill out!!#cake insides! sprimkles!!!!#one day i wanna get like... festively colored organ-shaped sprinkles#and fill a cake w/ em.#how do people even do the sprinkle filling....#ive never actually had one though i desperately want to. i wanna stab a cake & have it bleed so badly#ohhhh internal organ sprinkles & sliced strawberries marinated in sugar#strawberry blood.....#it just sounds fun!!#spice up celebrations!#in the unlikely event i am ever attending my own wedding. i would like the big ol cake to have this feature#also if my partner isnt willing to eat an entire tier together with our bare hands then im getting a divorce <3#what was i talking about. sprinkle cakes. yes#clapping and cheering as the cake's insides spill everywhere#absolutely unprompted#yk i wish i could stand textures where its like 'liquid inside of solid'#bc i would Love those cupcakes filled with like... syrup and shit yk what i mean#bite into a cupcake and have its blood go everywhere. yeah.#man i want cake....#i could probably walk to the store and get myself one. but also do i really want to walk 20 mins there and 20 mins back#no!!! i do not!!#ok if i sit here and daydream vividly enough maybe i can trick my brain into thinking we're actually eating cake#ough to have some nice tasty devils food rn... ohhhh or a black forest cake... coconut... strawberry shortcake... rum...#just discovered that my cat will let me pick her up and scream into her belly like its a pillow#she's a true homie...
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considering how fnaf was based off of chuck e cheese, them doing this sly 'fnaf but not legally fnaf' cash grab just proves my point of how spot on scott cawthon was with making fazbear entertainment a shitty company. CEC Entertainment really is that bad
#theyre really profiting off of the fnaf movie when they LITERALLY GOT RID OF ALL THEIR ANIMATRONICS???#COME ON#do they really need money THAT badly?#and as someone who worked at chuck e cheese for a long ass time#trust me its really bad#cockroaches fucking everywhere#throwup soaked into the carpet#everything is dirty and nasty as fuck because they dont hire enough people to clean everything#has violated several osha rules#all their stuff is cheaply made but overpriced to hell and back#treats their staff horribly (at least at the one i worked at)#getting paid for one job but having to do literally e v e r y t h i n g (in my case)#always understaffed and overworked#the pizza isnt reused tho its actually fresh as fuck#overall terrible place#ESPECIALLY if youre working there#which is why i dont regret stealing over $200 worth of prizes from the prize counter throughout my time there#im still salty about this almost a year later#fnaf#chuck e cheese
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ur art is crunchy /pos !!! how do you have the confidence to use stuff that isnt pencil and cant rlly be erased if mistakes are made?
make more mistakes
ACTUAL ANSWER BELOW because it got too long. oops lol
anyway. i wrote “DO IT ON PURPOSE” because when it comes to doing a whole drawing with ONLY a pen- you gotta force your brain get creative- at least practice. in other words- work with what you have. it’s basically like solving a problem every few seconds-
because sometimes my hand eye coordination glitches for a split second. or maybe my hand shook or maybe the line is actually shit looking. but instead of scrapping the thing entirely i gotta to try and make it work. ok so if my line looks like crap here maybe i can make it a Part of the drawing by making everything look messier. OR maybe i can even just. hide it!! by coloring a thicker line along it too!!
you can actually HIDE a LOT of mistakes with a pen without erasing anything. and sometimes the mistakes are part of the art- like when i see the most beautiful art online and i see an uncolored pixel. what matters is your final output not the things you cant change now or mean nothing in the big picture
honestly going from sketch to lines and rendering with a pen is about weight control (like with a pencil- sketching yk) and not beating yourself up. in order to gain the “confidence” you gotta absolutely ANNIHILATE the need for 200% perfection. because theres beauty in a mess.
anyway so. when you get the basic stuff down like “in order to to make less mistakes with pen stuff- make sure youre used to what youre drawing already!!!” or “draw/doodle stupid shit with your pen and make it (pen) a PART of you and not some scary beast (pen)
i think it all stems down to forgiving yourself and just having fun. having fun is always my motto. if you ever go “oh no i made a mistake!!!” imagine me yelling “WHO CAAARRESSS!!!!!!!! (#love #positive)” in your EAR
#deltarune#susie deltarune#myself#ask#susart#GAHH SORRY ITS SO LONG OR SOMETHING#we have chronic ‘if you ask any of us a question ill literally take 5 paragraphs to answer it bc idk detail and context or shit’#ok bye how this helps????#mintyblitz#i would include more of our pen stuff but idk whats worth showing lol#bc we sketch with pens a lot. actually fucking hate sketching with pencils sometimes because ughh#when youre studying fine arts and have 500 black drawings ???? um. yeah. no. i dont want to touch a pencil everr AGAIN!!!!#GOD GRAPHITE EVERYWHERE!!! on my shirt on my FACE!!!#of course we still do painting and drawings with pencils and then line them after#but if im gonna doodle?? yeah. pen#also not to be a pen apologist but when a sketchbook ages the pencils fade#but pens are fucking awesome because water and air wont let it fade away#we actually use waterproof BALLPOINT pens (our fountain pen oviously is not waterproof)#(Not aponsored but buy panda oens theyre so cheap and you can paint watercolor on them girls)#anyway so the worst our penned sketches get is like. a lottle bleeding but thats cool ask in a sketchbook#pencils?? gone. blank canvas.#pencils are great but i need people to understand how convenient oen is#also pen for filling in form?? but can be used to draw? versatile. she can do anything
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Rand is sooo mad that Moiraine is there it is actually so funny. Min goes “Moiraine—” and immediately he’s like UGH and goes on a rant. When he finishes his paragraph Moiraine appears with a dramatic flair like she’s been waiting for the most opportune time to insert herself from out of nowhere into their conversation. She gives him fanart of himself. He tells her to burn it. She bought it with her own money days ago and has been holding on to it. He says that having the dragon banner on full display is inviting people to kill him. She has shored up the stick it’s held on. She says people are going to be killing him anyway. He accuses her of sending a babysitter to manipulate him. She tells him that though he may be surprised to hear it not everything in her life revolves around him. She is a revered and respected figure to everyone else. He is seething every time she shows up. Min is sitting awkwardly next to them during their entire conversation.
#Rand: *ranting abt moiraine to min who just mentioned she was here*#Moiraine (poofing into existence): look at this fanart of you that’s everywhere.#Rand: i hate it throw it away burn it.#Moiraine: I bought this and we’re keeping it.#Rand: should we really have that up?? Are we trying to announce to the world that im here??#Moiraine: they already know??#Rand: this invites my death. are you trying to get people here to kill me.#Moiraine (shored up the pole for the banner so it stands sturdily and wont fall): …theyre going to come kill you anyways#not me restating everything i said in my actual post in the tags#my belated live reaction to the end of the great hunt#wot#the wheel of time#wheel of time#the great hunt#moiraine sedai#rand al’thor#their dynamic is so funny. to me.#rambling as i do
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Bought one of my lil nephew giannis shoes for his birthday bcs he loves giannis and these are some of the ugliest fucking things I have ever laid my eyes on in my life. anyways it's his bday today so i gave them to him. but they are so ugly. he loves them
#i am not a sneakerhead#i wish i could be . finacially i can be. but mentally i cannot#i am not a car guy either. i could. but i cant mentally#bcs the only time id get smthing pretty is to look at it. and keep it safe#and then id want to km$ for not using smthing thats intended to be used bcs i hate wasted potential#once i got these rlly nice shoes#ive worn them once when i was trying them on#and i hate myself every day for doing that but also i just cant get them dirty#BUT I HATE THAT#some ppl can do that. they get a million things and only use it once and yea i COULD but psychologically i just CANT#im friends with a lot of sneakerheads and chain wearers and while i cant mentally make myself one#i can understand why they can#like ppl always wanna excuse not helping ppl by pointing at the stuff they already have#like oh u can buy urself a chain but cant buy ur momma and u a nicer place to live#like ok so credit scores are not existent then. especially when ppl use that phrase against ppl growing into crime like#yes they are making money now but is it good clean money? no. thats not gonna go into smthing long term n hefty like a house#chains are a rlly big thing bcs sometimes some jewelers just dont ask questions. hence bmf's jeweler getting roped into their crime schemes#any business can be like that btw. like michael jacksons doctor getting paid to kill him. the difficulty lvl just changes#and also. random ppl make fun of the stuff they can see or hear right in front of them#random ppl can and will make u feel bad abt any little thing they know or see the best bcs theyre assholes like that#u wear shoes all the time everywhere. thats more and more eyes noticing how old/dirty ur shoes are#or ur cars old n busted or ur phones a fucking android like it doesnt matter. the more ppl can see. the more theyll know#the more sensitive u get abt whats actually small to u at the start but big 2 them n then it gets big 2 u#anyways yea so like. i get it. i dont do it but i can see why others do#anyways yea these shoes are so ugly lol like i dont buy merch of my favs unless the style matches mine personally#he just liked them bcs they were giannis tbh n then i pointed out they were modeled after 1 of the jerseys#which made he rlly want them a while back so i surprised him today#but yea these things are ugly lol im glad he likes them but ew LMFAO
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[Image description: a digital drawing of Elia, a blue-skinned vampire with pulled-back black hair from the comic Les Normaux. He's wearing black high-waisted pants, a sleeveless white turtleneck and frilly, wide green sleeves. There are red flowers in his hair, as well as in his hand and at his knees. The beige background is bordered with a red line. End description.]
I was planning to do just a little sketch of Elia because he's my fave (long-haired man, silly, blue), but I lose all sense of control and time when drawing beautiful men (*cough* terminally bisexual) so I ended up with a completed piece! Thank you to @alababwa and @theartofknightjj for creating him so that I may roll him around in my head indefinitely <3
#dan draws#les normaux#elia#les normaux fanart#queer comics#btw thank u for telling me straight up i can @ u & al jj id have spent an ungodly amount of time wondering abt it sjkjdsk#anywayyy this rly was fun to draw. men <3#had a bad couple of days and wasnt feeling like doing any of my usual stuff and then i remembered i can just draw elia#and now im happy \o/#also used this as a little experiment w thinner lines and that is Correct actually#gets me closer to traditional where i feel more comfortable#also hi to ppl who followed me over tgcf recently and read tags!! ill get back to mxtx soon. probs mdzs first since i already have sketches#in the meantime i must rec webcomics theyre a blast. beautiful queer men everywhere peace and love on planet earth
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actually uhhhh its stupid to look into bojack horseman and its themes about alcoholism and rehabilitation and trying to become a better person when youre constantly enabled as a celebrity because horses don’t actually do all that irl? “bojack tried to sleep with his friend’s teenage daughter and nearly killed his girlfriend” lol do you wanna kick a horse irl? god bjhm fans are sooooooooo weird. you hate this thing??? this thing that looks exactly like the character? ha ha youre so weird XD
(i dont trust this sites reading comprehension, this post is satire)
#i dont doubt ppl actually say this btw bc these asshats are everywhere i just wanted to choose a widely beloved example#actual least favorite strawman argument its so anti art im so serious#‘’um… this doesnt feature humans so it doesnt count’’#im sure that poll doesnt mean any harm realistically but it feels so dismissive and rude#to go ‘’oh you hate this fictional character??? um… theyre just an animal XD’’
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always a little unsettling to be lsitening to a reddit story about someone who's being kind of a piece of shit and then partway through the OP is like "i found out theyre bipolar" and suddenly all the comments are like "typical, of course theyre crazy, only bipolars do [x thing that pretty much any human is capable of doing]"
#reminds me that people do actually have stigma about my disorder. wild!#nobody irl except my best friend knows im bipolar (she used to be dx'd bipolar too) so i dont face this sort of thing#other than some people around me making dumb shitty jokes about delusions#think the meme-y type shit thats everywhere rn. when im like 'thats kind of shit stop it' theyre like Oh Okay Sorry but inevitably forget#i dont think theyre being purposefully hateful or anything theyre just ignorant as shit and unlearning this isnt a priority since were all#in grad school and basically constantly busy. i mean i cant relate but gradschool isnt actually my top priority in my life rn so
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sometimes i see a post and its like. hm. you actually care very little about the story or characters or plot at all bc all you want is for the token male twinks to kiss.
#i KNOW i know. tumblr. twink kissing website.#but still. genuinely.#my criteria for if i trust someone's takes on voltron are their opinions on allura and hunk. and ships other than klance.#and the non-romantic relationships also. that's a big main one actually.#has not led me astray yet.#like to clarify i LIKE klance ok. i am an enjoyer of them. but idk.....the way that theyre the Only thing anyone writes/cares about.#like yeah klance was done dirty but what about the characters of color. what about the disabled characters.#what about the platonic relationships. what about the familial relationships. what about the themes of war and genocide and imperialism.#what about the very real queerbait that happened right in front of us but everyone ignored#and whined about the fake made up queerbait that happened in their heads.#idk. people can engage with media however they want and its not a horrible world ending thing if they only view it thru the twinks kissing#but i dunno. viewing media with the shipping lens can blind you to all the other things.#AND I KNOW THE IRONY OF POINTING THIS OUT FOR *VOLTRON* OF ALL THINGS. I KNOWWW I KNOW I KNOW.#its not a problem that is exclusively this fandom either i see it everywhere. side eyes buddie fandom.#but idk man. im sick of not being able to find fic/art/meta that is focused on things other than the twinks kissing.#i think thats why im putting such a big focus on the other relationships in quintenary stars tbh. like there IS klance#or will be eventually but its just one of the relationships that will be happening. theyre found family theres siblings theres friends#theres the Themes and the Motifs and the storytelling devices. et cetera et cetera.#anyway this isnt really directed at anyone im just thinking out loud#winter speaks#voltron#anti klance#<- not really???? but i dont want ppl yelling at me so.
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