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Please look at himb!

(This was my first ever embroidery piece, so please be nice)

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An appreciation post for my cat, Onyx, who is otherwise known as: Mr. Onyx, bubby, bub, bub bub, bubbalub, Beelzebubby, blubblub, blubby, chubbawub, Mr. Bubs, Bubs McKenzie, 2 scoop sundae, hamb, ham n' cheese, loaf, bubbyloaf, beans, beanie baby, beanie boy, Beans McKenzie, green beans and hamb, poofy boy, poof baby, Mr. Poofy, ass-muncher, foot-grabber, grabby hands, Mr. Litternose, baby boy, big little man, little big boy, biggie smalls, Childish Hambino, Mr. Olive-eyes, 16 oz. can of Campbell's chunky soup, double stuff, chicken, chunky chicken, chicken leg, drumstick, round boy, Mr. Baby, loud boy, loud baby, purrbubbins, purrbub, stinky, little baby, flubby, Mr. Purrs-a-lot, and chubs.

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Happy 11th Tumblrversary to my shitty blog that I sometimes forget about for months and then suddenly feel TheUrge™ to start posting again.

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The story of my life is actually "I thought I washed that plant good enough, but now I have several potato beetles on my ceiling."

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Perfect, just the kind of dealer I was looking for. 

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For all you who need new work boots

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Amazon knows me too well. 

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I THOUGHT THIS WAS ONE POST 

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Kid Icarus Go: Shoot arrows at people and eat food off the ground

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I got my trumpet today!! I’m so excited, I’ve always wanted to start playing brass instruments, because as much as I love woodwinds, I enjoy the sound of the brass section too. <3

It’s an Etude Bb trumpet, and it was on Musician’s Friend for 120$. Yes, I’m aware that it’s a beginner’s, and no, I don’t care. :D 

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Look at the sunset

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My friend just described Dragonball Z as "Buff Guy Rough Ride and the Quest for the Seven Balls: Starring Beef Testosterone."

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Oh wow, okay, that’s really surprising! 

I wasn’t expecting to see that at all

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The obvious answer

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When your Christian family members come over