#they’re such idiots

[shsy7573]

Silly Little Future of Hazbin Hotel Theory/Headcannon… thing

So, looking at the finale, it’s pretty easy to assume that Lucifer is going to have a more active role in the hotel and the series as a whole in season 2. Just from these two pictures alone:

Man looks like he has his own room for Christ’s sakes (I mean, let’s be real, he’s gotta get out of that lonely empty castle anyway).

And I can’t help but think of this particular scenario:

• Charlie goes to Alastor asking for some huge favor.

• Alastor, being Alastor, is all like mysterious and creepy and ‘what’s in it for me’ about it just to fuck with her because he’s the biggest dick on the planet and we love that for him.

• Charlie just gets a 😑 face, and they go back and forth for a bit

• Lucifer walks into the room.

• Charlie turns around, ignoring Alastor, and goes “Dad, can you [asks favour] for me?”

• Luci just smiles and is like “absolutely, sure, no problem, anything for you!” Snaps his fingers and it’s done

• Charlie thanks him happily and runs out of the room, and Alastor is just smiling with the most pissed off look at Lucifer

I stg if he sticks around they are gonna have so much fun with the rivalry

[pigeonmilk-216]

Earlier today I was having a.. discussion on whether House MD is really about two doctors in love who actually are married and they just don’t know it yet. Now, they were of the opinion that Hilson is simply fandom conspiracy and nothing more. Despite numerous assassinations attempts to take down this idea, this person would not be moved. Which left me in a state of shock, so naturally, I vowed to have a better thesis for them.

All that to say, it’s currently 3:30am and I have finished rewatching the S4 finale. So hear my thesis. You’re telling me that, a misanthropic idiot who is afraid of pain, is willing to risk his life multiple times to have a diagnosis for his best friend. Which, okay, he like his puzzles, sure. But when faced with death (for the third time) he is more worried about his best friend hating him and not being able to handle that as to continue living, when he thinks there’s nothing beyond. Mhmm. Yeah, no I see what they were getting at, totally just friends, not in some weird relationship or something. No, no not all. Sure.

[hanakihan]

imagine jinwoo and jinchul being absolute idiots, the way jinwoo is the one to openly show affection not minding others and it’s usually small quick kisses, dude literally goes like ‘approached, stole quick peck or chaste kiss, didn’t elaborate, left right away’ and it’s always unexpected jinchul is surprised every time he can’t react properly before dumbass leaves

and then jinchul had enough so he’s the one to initiate unexpected kiss and proceeds to casually leave to work with no elaboration while jinwoo.exe stopped working

[agentidiot]

just finished new baker!alfie fic, you’re so not ready for it oh my god

[beemango5]

Day 6: he’s sick of Avdol missing his glaringly obvious signals

[childoftheriver]

A photo of the dorks.

[ravenlilyrose]

Bruce is at a gala, okay, and he’s talking to a woman.

Random woman: “And we found out that we’re having another child!”

Bruce: *absolutely cackling inside, because this is about to be the funniest thing he’s done in weeks*

Brucie: “That’s wonderful! Where are they? Can I meet them? How old are they?”

Now Brucie is standing there, scanning the room for children with a huge grin on his face, while all of the random rich people stand around like ‘who’s going to explain to the adorable, well-meaning idiot that most people know they’re going to have children a few months before the children are born.’

And worse, who’s going to have to break the news to him that he can’t meet the kid today?

Because this man… this man has acquired all of his children with zero premeditation. Yes, he does have a bio kid, but that one showed up on his doorstep as a preteen. He did even less acquiring with that one than with the others.

Bruce has a blast acting out his disappointment, and has to turn some so that he can no longer see Tim and Cass leaning against each other and laughing, because otherwise he’s going to start laughing.

[kitskiis]

He keeps doing this I’m gonna cry

[i-eat-mold]

POV you are a bartender in Yokohama on a random Tuesday night

[mo-mode]

Percy Hugging Annabeth: Yay :) Annabeth is hugging me. I love her hugs— oh wait, it’s just because she’s gotta whisper to me about Clarisse without looking suspicious. Okay. Mhm. Yeah, cool cool. So cool.

Annabeth Hugging Percy: Okay, I need to tell Percy about Clarisse without looking suspicious…Well, the only way to do that is to hug him like I never want to be apart again. Uh huh. The only way. Yeah, cool cool. So cool.

[shroomwar]

These two idiots kill me because what Crowley is hearing from Aziraphale is, “I am able to look past your demonic nature because I love you so much, but if there was a way, I would change that part of you” and what Crowley wants to hear is, “I look at all of you and I love all of you”

Meanwhile Aziraphale’s actually saying, “I love every version of you that I’ve known, but I miss the smile you had when I met you and I would give anything to bring that joy back”

[justaz]

*merlins magic gets exposed in front of the knights*

merlin, magic user: oh fuck

arthur, finally taking this opportunity to pretend as if he just found out merlin has magic after agonizing for the past month on how to bring it up: you have magic?

lancelot, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic: no! i have magic

gwaine, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic, lover of chaos, ride or die: no, i have magic!

mordred, desperate for his hero’s approval bc no matter what he’s done emrys just stares at him with distrust and the poor boy is tired and so close to tears: no…i have magic.

percival, raised by druids and bonded strongly with mordred over that and does Not agree with the persecution of magic in camelot, had an inkling that merlin had magic but no proof: no. i have magic.

*leon and elyan exchange a look, elyan, amused and leon, exhausted, elyan shrugs*

elyan, knows how much gwen adores merlin and completely understands her stance bc merlin…is merlin, down to clown and put on a show, really playing up the dramatics: no! i have magic.

leon, exhausted, has known of merlin’s magic since he stepped foot in camelot, knows of his feelings for arthur and arthur’s feelings for him, knows arthur knows of merlin’s magic and wouldn’t harm him, thinks everyone is being absolutely ridiculous:

*the knights stare hard at leon and even merlin looks slightly offended at leon not jumping to his defense with the rest of the knights, arthur hasn’t said anything and is staring at leon expectantly*

leon, sighing: …no. i have magic.

[drawerbread]

the funniest thing about tlt is that harrow canonically has more bitches than gideon

[kipper-face-penny-bottle]

I love that Adaine goes, “Oh, she’s STUPID” whenever an NPC has an off moment when her best friends are:

-a guy who tried to fight hardened pirates with the members of his dad’s pyramid scheme

-a girl who tried to ribbon dance down a tower

-a guy who got tattoos of incomplete anagrams because he thought they were clues

-a guy who thought every stranger was his dad

-Hilda Hilda

[mothsshoes]

i said on twitter if i got one like i’d draw them making out/fighting so here we are

SUGGESTIVE CONTENT UNDER CUT

i went overboard.. the toxic yaoi took me over

[uncle-sams-dirty-socks]

I think we don’t talk enough about how Wilson starred in a porno and that House (canonically) watched it multiple times