#they’re gay! they’re in love! they’re soulmates!

[gd-dollopole]

HAHAHAHAH DJFJKEKDK I LOVE YOUR IDEAS SO MICH I WISH I HAD SOOOO MUCH TIME TO JUST *GESTURES AGGRESSIVELY* DEVELOP ALL OF THIS!!!

Okay so then Merlin comes in and POOF he doesn’t remember👁👄👁And Arthur is having a gay crisis, but also everyone else is rolling their eyes because they’re so thick those two and idiots (Gwaine is still distracted by a small television in the corner, while Elyan takes pictures of him. He’s the first one who quickly got how technology works)

And so Merlin knows he’s Emrys but he doesn’t know Arthur is ARTHUR and imagine, OH MY, IMAGINE IF HE’S PISSED LIKE “who’s this” *nurse whispers* “he’s your soulmate sir, my lord, your majesty, oh god of the—“ and Merlin is like “MY SOULMATE IS BLONDE?!?!”

Arthur is disappointed in the corner.

Au where merthur have soulmate identifying mark but merlin is the only one who know they are because if Arthur knew he would find out about his magic 👀 (arthur's mark being a beautiful dragon mainly on on his back but its tall is draped on his torso, a wing stretch on his right shoulder, another end on his hip and its head rest upon his stomach. As if it were jealousy protecting him. its scale are of a blue so dark it nearly look black. It has golden eye and tread of gold on is horn, gold shimmer on its body highlighting its scale at some place.

It screams powerful sorcerer.)

And thus it doesn't change anything from the show. Merlin doesn't tell him not even at the very end (Merlin's mark is a smaller red dragon with its head on his shoulder and who is is holding itself on his shoulder)

It would be very angsty but also SO FUNNY if in a post return futur where arthur (Gwen, the knights) are very confuse and lost but luckily for them there exist multiple center for "People who got Teleported at the wrong place/Bought back from the dead? We are here to help!/ your five yo drank a weird potion? No problem! Etc" basically Magic help center.

Just imagine basic social worker sorcerers who tries to do their job at 3 am and see THE Emrys mark ™ on a random dude and they are like *gasp*.

Them : what the fuck

Arthur :???

Them :WHAT THE FUCK

the others :????

Them : we are calling your soulmate RIGHT NOW. WHAT THE FUCK should I call the government too???? I'M NOT PAY ENOUGH FOR THIS.

Arthur : my???

Them : YOU. DO NOT MOVE IF I LOSE YOU I'M DEAD. DEAD.

You can imagine arthur pendragon pacing like a 13 years old stressed before an oral presentation because even if he was afraid then thought he globally didn't really care about his soulmate. He realised that it wasn't so much that he didn't care but he thought it would simply never be so he just... Kinda forgot about it. Now he just can not put it away because is soulmate IS coming and WHERE IS MERLIN WHEN HE NEEDS HIM (he is blocking any thoughts about Merlin potential dead thank you very much)

(Gwen is currently finding the situation extremely funny because she figured out in 5x13 and she is 80 yo (in a younger body but still) . And she is waaaayyyyyy to old to see her former husband stay in his denial.

Leon is 78 years old and he is slowly recognising the dragon in question that look very much like Merlin's family crest. He is looking at his wife in a very conspiracy way.

Gwaine is currently not really giving a damn about the whole soulmate thing. What do you MEAN you can send messages to people in less that a second?!?!?

Elyan would usually not give a damn but he is very much not happy ™ to find out that his sister (first) husband had a soulmate mark who isn't dead and he is glaring at Arthur but he is also getting a hug from gwen so it doesn't look menacing at all.

Perceval (57) is right behind Gwaine but he is currently watching himself in the mirror because seeing his younger self again is weird asf

Meanwhile Lancelot is talking with the assistant (on the verge of a break down because they are going to see the GOD OF MAGIC OH MY GOD) about magical history

[bigbarabelly]

90% of the art I do is just this. Vague idle pose and portraits. But it’s my favorite thing to do aaaaa

I love thinking of dark aus and the full horror breakdown of what the game is and gives us. But I constantly think of that post that’s like we deserve a soft epilogue my love.

Whether they’re my projected tragic gays or platonic soulmates. I want to see them happy lmaooo on meds, adequate sleep, non space station fake sunshine and real food. Have time and energy to really figure out who they are and hopefully have enough self introspection to be decent or at least not harmful people. Curly would find real hobbies and less existential dread over who he is. Jimmy maybe some real purpose and satisfaction so he’s not neurotically looking for something to “fix”. Be able to actually uplift his friends and not creep them out skfjhshb

[captain--steve--rogers]

No you guys don’t understand. “You’re All I Need to Get By” has had me in a chokehold since the Olitz days. But have you listened to the lyrics? REALLY listened? The fact this is the song they chose to play at the end of the movie and it starts as soon as Wade calls Logan back and they move in together and he meets Althea and they have their little family moment and he says “Sometimes the people you save, save you right back” showing their masks together and them in the background I’M GOING MENTAL. I’M GNAWING ON GLASS

[hangesbelovedexperiment]

“I want to fly with you on dragon back, see the great wonders across the narrow sea, and eat only cake.”

[globoxx]

Regardless of personal opinion or how you view certain ships, I feel like this influx of “oh men can’t be friends now???” and the whole “Oh their bond is SO strong it exceeds romance!!!” views are getting tiring. Does two men being in genuine romantic love make these people THAT uncomfortable?

Is it only fun to write queer men in a jokingly sexual way that lacks any tenderness and sincerity? Sure Deadpool can make innuendos and leer at men like Colossus and Wolverine but to be in love with a man like he is with Vanessa - is that possible? If he was given a boyfriend would the fans get uncomfortable because now it’s not just a joke?

I feel these shows/movies/etc want their rainbow cake and to eat it too when it comes to men’s queerness. The comedies want their gay jokes but don’t want to commit to anything substantial and the dramas want to pretend to be profound by having the men they’ve written to pine and yearn for one another be simply “more than romantic” despite knowing that if you genderbent one of them they’d be together without question.

[your-mums-nuts]

WWDITS having the joke about Guillermo and Nandor acting like a couple and then retconning it with “uh it’s too problematic because uhh that’s his boss.”

VS

IASIP making a joke about Mac and Dennis acting like a couple and going so far with it that we got a whole character arc about internalised homophobia and coming out and their relationship getting more and more problematic and co-dependent and Mac canonically gets to express his explicitly romantic feelings for Dennis and they get to have explicitly romantic scenes together.

[stimmingandstruggling]

been sick so got around to watching link click. bitch. i don’t like time travel. generally the moment something has time travel i’m disinterested. but ohhhh. oh how this show treats time travel as something dangerous and precarious. and like, deeply personal and intimate. fuck the insane trust between these two???? losing my mind they’re best friends they’re gay theyre in love

[flowereclipsie]

“no matter what happens mijo, the most important thing,”

carlos: is that TK’s by my side

TK: is that Carlos is my person

i’ll need three to four business days to recover thanks.

[no-veggies-only-fruit]

[floatingvinyls]

it's them your honor

[fortunatelycolorfulgay]

Guys… I just thought of the cutest idea ever… what if.. rampo got asked out by Poe by Poe showing him his new novel but the answer is like a form of asking out I haven’t quite figured out how that’d work yet but I’ll let you know when I do

[hewhomustdie]

louis actually tried to convince himself that lestat only turned him into a vampire bc of his money and that he himself decided to turn bc of his guilt towards his brother but in actuality lestat desperately tried to keep louis even after he knew louis left him money and louis developed feelings for lestat as well but because all he thought he could feel was self hatred and sadness he falsely identified the strong emotions he felt for lestat as hate instead of love and this mistake led t-

[messangerforthestars]

I can’t explain it but these two fit this very well

ngl, i really like red/blue gay combos

[hangesbelovedexperiment]

JackieNat doomed by the narrative lovers confirmed from how people found my edit of them on tiktok‼️😭

[sluttycinderella]

this was the most fun i’ve ever had i like you but not that much power bottom like actual soulmates daddy wants a bit more simmy are you my angle you’ve got the grippy are we gay did we fuck phil lester you’re a genius remote crisis manager a boyfriend was paying more attention to a cactus than you voldemorts pretty fit to be honest the bar is there to strap i’ll erroneous you later have fun at work sweetie do you not know my fucking quote they’re wrestling it was more than just romantic ours actually face each other thank you to my fiancé full time internet homo do you want to see i am phil trash number one that’s the plan you’ve got a personality phil loves golf with friends the knight of wands

[murrpa]

I’m sorry if it makes you cry but if i cried then YALL WILL CRY WITH ME!!!😈

[this scenario is based of off Thor crying]

Thor, holding onto Wade as Wade is bleeding: Wade? Wade! Cmon, stay with us!

Wade, his sad look pierces him thru half ripped mask: I knew I couldn’t do it… why did I even fucking try?

Thor, bitterly smiling: Buddy, hey, it’s okay, breathe… you can do this, you can heal

Wade: My body… Fuck— it hurts, so fucking bad

Thor: Wade… look at me! Wade, please!

Wade, reaches up to touch his shoulder, his hand shakes as he does so, giving his last strength for this touch: Hey, thundercloud, Could you please… if you see Colossius, tell him he was my bestest buddy ever? And to Logan… that it was worth… worth everything?

Thor feels a tear roll down his cheek: Yes, Wade, I promise… I will

After, Wades arm drop with the last breath, near limp and lifeless body.

[sometime after the fight/incident]

Grey skies never left since that day, and rain drops were coming down the city, as fast as Logan’s tears. Waking up everyday was a torture, a meaningless routine becoming more miserable and hard to keep up. Even with the room full of people, Logan felt bitterly alone.

All the blame lays on him, though it was never his fault in the first place. He knew he could’ve done something to prevent this. But he didn’t. And now, the perfect world, as he used to describe it, became a hellish place, where he feels million times more guilty, hates himself like never before.

Hot tears burn his skin, and painful whimper escapes his lips, that’s when Wade would come running to wipe them off and hold him close. Alas, he’s alone. Never in a thousand years he thought he could feel so alone and small. Until now.

But as they run down his face, suddenly, hands reach out around his back, locking his eyes shut. In confusion, he hears Peekaboo, Peanut!

••••

Wade: Anddd as that piece of shit did his hockus pocus and slammed me into the ground, my life literally flashed in from of me! Haha, I thought I was dead already!

Logan simply looks at him, up and down, nothing on his mind but pure happiness. Wade— being funny, laughing off his own temporary death, smiling and sipping beer like in good old days. Life has a meaning now.

Wade: But y’know what? Y’all are jerks, how dare you put that awful picture of me on my grave?! Speaking of, I crawled out of it, definitely getting the tightest sleep in my life, fuck, I was well rested, dug myself out of that bitch and ready to whip the shit out again!

Logan: Wade?

Wade: Yeah?

He barely holds back, as eyes shine with tears.

Logan: I was ready to get back to my old timeline, because I wouldn’t be able to live here, where every single thing reminds me of you. It felt like the best life I ever received… slipped through my fingers, gone, with you, goddamn it

Logan feels his heart breaking in thought of what his life would’ve become after Wades passing. But pieces back together knowing Wade is in front of him right now, safe and sound.

Wade: Peanut… believe me, I shouldn’t be a reason for mourning—

Logan: Shut the fuck up, please, I never wanna hear that shit again, understand?

They stand in silence, eyes into eyes. Wade puts the beer down on the window seal.

Wade: Okay, sweetheart

Logan, finally letting emotions pour over: Thank you

Logan embraces Wades shoulders in a tightest hug, feeling his wild heartbeat. Wade doesn’t question, responding with the same gentle wrap around his waist, as he himself begins to tear up into his hoodie. After a brief taste of cold 6 feet under, Logan’s warmth feels like breath of heaven.

Logan, softly sobbing: Thank you… for coming back

Wade, giving Logan’s neck a gentle kiss: I will always find my way to come back to you, Peanut. In every timeline. I promise.

Logan’s fingers dig hard into Wades shirt in a wave of joy, but then he lets go of him, enough to shift his hands on his chest, to tug onto the fabric, and pulls Wade into the softest kiss, as warm hands remain on his waist, holding Logan like Wade will never let go.

[Deadpool’s monologue as the scene progresses]

“I made a terrible mistake, like a shit-eating, embarrassing misconception! Throughout my life I was chasing Vanessa like a stray dog chasing down its old owner on the drug-needle-soacking-wet streets of Manhattan. Dude, imagine being so stupidly blind like me— everything I could ever as for, was there with me all along, following into every shithole, every fight, every goddamn challenge life threw at my face, but he was with me! Like, dude, he was ready to die for my timeline and my friends, abandon his old life and hop through the hoops to save everyone. But he saved me first! And as cheesy at it may sound… he claimed his place in my heart like fucking queen Elizabeth the 2nd claimed her throne, bless her soul! I’m pretty sure it’s mutual, otherwise, why are Logan’s kisses feel so fucking loving?! Hah, in short, my whole world now fits in a hug, single. fucking. hug… Okay, Miss Gaga, take it away before I cry” *Crying Wade noises*

🎵✨If the world was ending, I’d wanna be next you,

If the party was over and our time on Earth was through,

I’d wanna hold you, just for a while,

And die with the smile,

If the world was ending, I’d wanna be next you✨🎵

end credits🎦

(Op: im crying again😭😭😭)

bruh im trying not to make myself sad but Die with a Smile reminds me of Wade and Logan so much it hurts, and im not even gonna mention i cried myself to sleep about it night before