#i’m so fucking normal i swear
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this was the most fun i’ve ever had i like you but not that much power bottom like actual soulmates daddy wants a bit more simmy are you my angle you’ve got the grippy are we gay did we fuck phil lester you’re a genius remote crisis manager a boyfriend was paying more attention to a cactus than you voldemorts pretty fit to be honest the bar is there to strap i’ll erroneous you later have fun at work sweetie do you not know my fucking quote they’re wrestling it was more than just romantic ours actually face each other thank you to my fiancé full time internet homo do you want to see i am phil trash number one that’s the plan you’ve got a personality phil loves golf with friends the knight of wands
#i’m so fucking normal i swear#dnp#dan and phil#dan howell#daniel howell#danisnotonfire#amazingphil#amazing phil#phil lester#dan and phil games#dnpg#phan#phandom#lee says things
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breathes heavily entire body shakes . hhey hi guyyss hhahah..h.a..
#BAAKEKEKKSK AUAUGHA#IM SO FUCKING NORMAL#GOTTA FUCKING EAT YOUR ART AND SAVOR IT#SO FUCKING GOOD ARFARFARFKEMJSIDSN#I’m so fucking normal I swear#auuuuuuugh#aaaaaaaaaa#jazzpunk#the editor#polyblank#reblog art#OPEN THE DOOR#LET ME EAT YOUR ART
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dead husband-posting <333
bonus: hands, bc i cannot control myself <333
#i’m so normal about him i swear#classic who#doctor who#second doctor#classic doctor who#patrick troughton#rb to fuck that old man#or go read my ao3
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Sanlu marriage proposal but it only happens because Luffy’s jealous
“If Pudding got to (almost) marry Sanji then why can’t I??! >:((((”
#One Piece#Sanlu#Sanji#Lusan#Luffy#Sanji: Luffy you can’t just PROPOSE MARRIAGE like that what the hell—#(He is blushing from head to toe and literally glowing with happiness but whatever)#Luffy: Sanji is mine so I should be able to marry Sanji!! 😤#Luffy: See I even got you this!!#And he shows him a ring#Sanji: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THA#Nami in the corner: 😏#Nami: Maybe I’m a cheapskate but not when it comes to this. I made sure he got you the BEST ring#Sanji crying his eyes out: O-Oh my god??#Sanji: You’re actually serious 😭😭😭#Luffy: Yes!!! Marry me Sanji marry me Sanji marry meeeeeee#Sanji: O-okay 🥺💖#I’M NORMAL ABOUT THEM I SWEAR. I PROMMY#Shima speaks
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I’m god damn piccolo scrolling again at 3:30 am.
PLEASE POINT ME IN THE NEAREST DIRECTION OF SOME PICCOLO ARTISTS IM STARVING
#I swear I’m normal#but something about this jolly green giant has required my brain#shin content would also be appreciated#no pressure#(so much fucking pressure)#dbz#dragon ball#piccolo#piccolo dbz
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Re draw of a scene from the 2004 Frankenstein tv miniseries🤭🤭🤭
(Shitty reference image under the cut)
#idk why i chose to draw my designs of them but keep the original outfits but whatever#this was me coping with Henry’s death /hj#I HAD TO STOP WATCHING CAUSE I GOT SO WORKED UP LMAO#I love Henry clerval a normal amount i swear#henry clerval love of my life#2004 frankenstein#frankenstein 2004#frankenstein#victor frankenstein#henry clerval#clervalstein#it’s 3 am i need to SLEEP and STOP thinking about Henry clerval#oughhhhh#Henry’s eye is too far forward I’m just now realizing FUCK
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Literally a lurker on your blog since ur early days but too shy to slide into ur ask box, hiii!!! I keep seeing cryo anon and teddy anon's brainrots and asks,,,, and like, regarding post impostor AU hehe
imagine after the hunt when your fave character/vessel begs you for forgiveness the most, practically turning their voice hoarse from their pleas to share just a bit of your mercy....
(you never showed your face to them, even when they were your most favored. how selfish of them, wanting more than they could ever deserve. but they can't help it. if you wanted them to die a thousand times over to repent, they would. just please, look at them again.)
post imposter au always tickles an itch in my brain I've never known existed. angry creator? boiling hot rage creator for their acolytes killing them when they've shown nothing but love and kindness for this world?? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP LORD
I wanna see guilt. And I mean GUILT. it's probably cause I'm petty asf and if I would be killed over and over and over again only for them to realize I'm not the fake I would literally lock myself up in whatever tower they built for me and never talk again. Creator's trust? Shattered, irreparable. Followers? Wallowing in the despair.
Thank u and goodbye heh. If it's not too much, can I be called Marcotte anon? Hehe fontaine reference hhhh,, anyways have a good day ily and ur fics <3
post-hunt can be incredibly good, entirely agree
the love you felt for the world is so strong already, and it only grows as you finally get to teyvat. being here, feeling the elemental energy, feeling the world greet you as you return after your rest.. what hate is more powerful than a love turned rotten?
you hid behind your veil, uncertain if you’re protecting yourself or them. it hurts to see their eyes tearing up as they plead, but what else are you to do? your hands shake when they draw close, and you can’t erase your own memory.
(you’d know. you asked nahida about it, but she’d only shaken her head. all she could do was clear the memories of teyvat, but not yours. it hurt, but was probably for the best.)
(despite it being a failure, that day was the calmest you’d felt in weeks. she was easy to talk to, and made lovely tea. perhaps you should visit again, if only to take a break from… everything.)
your solitude is comfortable, most of the time. a few of the hunters are a bit too comfortable with their sin, and are the ones tasked with bringing you food and other necessities. it’s not much better, though, since you can still see the guilt sinking in their eyes.
it’s a lose-lose all around. you want to see them, you want to see the world, but every leaf and branch is stained with the memories of the past, what used to be your favorite retreat now something else to hide from.
part of you is angry. furious at how easily they were tricked. it’s hard to stay mad at those you love, though, so you end up sitting in your window and watching the wind blow safely behind glass. your tea is from inazuma, this time, the faint edge of bitterness keeping you from sinking too far into much of anything.
leaves dance in the breeze. you won’t be seen again until they’ve long turned brown.
#i am. so sorry i meant to post this like three days ago fuck-#i’m normal and have normal working memory i swear#m1d : [chats]#marcotte anon#fontaine :]#also i’ll#m1d : [sweethearts]#sorry if this isn’t what you wanted i just be sayin words#hmm i was gonna say i’m gonna write for fontaine again but i think that would be too repetitive—#(i have made over 80 formal posts. of course i’m gonna be slightly repetitive)#two cakes it’s two cakes it’s TWO CAKES#as a reader it’s ‘i want thirteen exactly like this’ but as an author it’s ‘this was vaguely similar to something i posted a year ago :(‘#not technically a year but WHATEVRR#anyway anyway anyway um. freminet <3#he’s got that flavor#god he just like me fr#i will build him or so help me god#i will be PRODUCTIVE TODAY i will be PRODUCTIVE TODAY i WILL i WILL
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If I had a nickel for everytime I redrew this scene, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?
BUT WHATEVERRR, ITS JOSH!!!!
(I got given a compliment whilst drawing the first one so that’s cool :D)
#watch dogs#watch dogs 2 fanart#watch dogs 2#wd2#josh sauchak#hawt sauce#fanart#traditional art#digital art#watch dogs fanart#IGNORE THE FACT THAT I FORGOT HIS KEY IN THE SECOND ONE I THOIGHT IT WAS JUST A NECKLACE#I love Josh sm like words cannot even describe it I need to squeeze him#I low-key have the same hairstyle as him so it makes me even more happier tbh#also in my opinion as a fellow individual with autism I say that Josh is great rep#trust me guys IM SO NORMAL ABOUT HIM I SWEAR#I GOT THE DLCS SO HOPEFULLY ILL GET TO PLAYING THEM ONCE I FINISH BAD BLOOD#I’m literally so excited to play them#on an unrelated but kind of related note I GOT THE STARS AND STRIPES NOVEL ORDERED#Anyway you heard the man don’t fuck with the hawt sauce#I also apologise for inaccuracies as for the first one I was drawing it with one hand whilst looking at a reference#with a bag full of books and a film order in my arms#the movie was Isle of Dogs btw#ANYWAY YAP SESSION OVER#ENJOY THE ART
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lady cassandra o’brien really truly is nikola orsinov’s wildest fucking dream
#she’d point at lady Cassandra like ‘JON WHY CANT U BE MORE LIKE HER. JUST LET ME FUCKING MOISTURIZE U’#it is midnight. my brain isn’t working. I’m so sorry for putting this on your dashes. i swear I’ll be normal by morning#if u want to blame someone for these terrible words I’ve made u read pls blame @actual-changeling for persuading me to watch this show#(/j. i love the show aksjakdj)#(be nice to alex)#not good omens#doctor who shitpost#doctor who#shitpost#tma shitpost#tma#the magnus archives#nikola orsinov#doctor who series 9#christopher eccleston#billie piper#rose Tyler#the ninth doctor
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biggest complaint about you is your not a big enough hater about kralsei. Get rageful with it. Make a whole rant about how gross it is in canon. Let the rage take over
oh it takes everything i have to not say swears about it like every day trust me. i am kra/lsei number 1 biggest hater
#and number 1 biggest poly scc hater evidently (looks out on the sea of users who’ve blocked me/that I’ve blocked)#i hope I’m not in their thoughts bc they’re not in mine HDNDNNSNJ#that one I’ve just been louder about bc they’re my By Far favorite characters#but honestly I’m a lot more vindicated when it comes to My Hate Of K/ralsei#but anyway yeah its fucking weird even with what we see in canon. kris is uncomfortable around ralsei. they don’t want him to hug them aft#after the spam neo fight. ralsei tea heals them the least out of their friends. ralsei is +60 noelle is +70 susie is +120#noelle saying ‘hey that guy looks like asriel’ susie saying ‘he kinda looks like your mom’ (bc she’s never seen asriel)#kris probably looks at him and sees their brother But Not Quite.#AND I SWEAR TO FUCKIMB GOD. ‘whuh buh but kris clearly isn’t biological related! and then ralsei clearly isn’t Actually related to the dree#to the dreemurrs’ SHUT THE FUCK UP ! shut the entire fuck up ! even so. you don’t know shit actually !#look me in the fucking face and acknowledge. 1 adopted families are real families. don’t fucking start w that shit#2 if you look at someone who looks like your fucking Brother and go ‘would.’ there’s no saving you actually#kr/alsei likers are fucking weirdos you can take that one to the bank#not even getting into All the art I’ve seen of ‘kris Doesnr like ralsei but ralsei likes them and the player wants them together and ral#and ralsie is Using this to his advantage to Be in that relationship even though Kris Doesn’t Like It. fucking nasty.#the monarch’s court#stops pacing. smooths my hair. ok I’m normal again
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Diavolo: what?! How can you not trust me to be a good man, with your best interests at heart? 🥺 I am kind and courteous and I just want the three realms to prosper and my friends to remain jovial with me and and and—- I’m just a little guy. How could you not like me???
The cause of literally every event problem in the first two years of OM:SWD
#I don’t mean like the serious shit like Lilith dying or MC dying#I mean all the times the brothers got stuck somewhere and Diavolo swears he doesn’t know how to get everyone out#but he always ends up not only knowing how to get out but being the one to get them all trapped in the first place#this is why his darling should be looking at him with utmost suspicion if not annoyance#he’s fucking shady#he’s cute tho so it’s like being mad at a bison for doing bison things#yeah he gores people but like. he’s a rich demon. that seems like normal rich demon things#yandere meme#yandere shitpost#yandere obey me shall we date#yandere obey me#i can’t comment on the nightbringer events cuz I’m super behind on that game#yandere diavolo#yandere sweetheart diavolo
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Depressed, come depress this coochie, Depressed, ill ride that sadness away
PLEASE
I’m so normal about him 😌🌸
🌸Floexe🌸 is not working
#reiner brainrot#aot reiner#reiner braun#attack on titan reiner#snk reiner#please Reiner please#i’m so normal about him i swear#please#plz bro i need him#i want him so fucking bad#depress this coochie
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Chappel Roan saying she’s sad she’s demisexual and then there’s me being aroace as a whole like don’t you think I’m even more sad 😭
#not saying she’s not allowed to feel sad at all#just makes me think about myself LOL#I hate being aroace it’s like everyone’s part of a secret club I will never be a part of#and that people don’t tend to understand and if they do they never uphold that fact#like I actually have thrown up before from the concept of being in a relationship because it’s horrifying#and disgusting to me in a practical sense#like I don’t want to throw up every time I start thinking about those things I just want to be normal#and not panic like a relationship sounds like even worse than a death sentence#ppl think aroace is cute and problem free but it’s literally so uncomfortable and inconvenient when you’re in a world which a) doesn’t#understand wth aroace is b) doesn’t respect it at all c) has shit povs on what friendship is and how it can be more fulfilling than somethin#and d) how badly it impacts some ;-; like ik it sounds easy but try telling yourself omg I want to have a forever bestie#but then said forever bestie will never end up truly putting you first because they’d have a partner who will be their number one#and as usual you won’t even be second place you will be last like always#because I’ve noticed that the moment ppl get a partner suddenly they become their forever bestie role and then I can’t have that cause it#freaks me out and disgusts me all at once so I’m literally just cursed with forever feeling lonely and not meaning anywhere near as much to#someone who you wish could even look your way the way you do to them …#honestly by the day these reminders make me feel more and more aplatonic but it’ll simultaneously always feel like a hole in my heart#because apparently being aroace is like being some weird person and some freak#and not in the 𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎 type of connotation LMAO I mean just plain freak#and then that loneliness will always accumulate and accumulate and accumulate until I physically cannot handle it anymore or I take matters#into my own hands and just off with her head to myself LMAO#dora daily#and that is why despite aroace being cool to me it’s just not placed in an environement which makes it cool#as those assholes tend to say oh meh meh meh you never struggled girl … we’re in the 21st century every person in the lgbt community is#living the life dating who they want and being with who they want#but allegedly it is but a crime I can’t like anyone and that nobody fucking listens to me when I say I have an attraction deficit#and that they take it upon their hands to define what I’m attracted to or head canon me as whatever they are#I swear I’m not even fucking worth that shit just leave me alone 😭#I promise like if I was with somebody they will regret the day they were born by being with me LOL I am not all that in fact me being aroace#is saving them from torture ☠️ anyways ! rant over :3
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Bo’s favorite moment(s) from the XY manga is when Sycamore gets down on his knees TWICE!! to apologize to the kids
#all I’m saying is this is definitely a ‘I accidentally fucked that guy’ kinda apology#/hj#never fails to make me laugh#LIKE TWICE TWO WHOLE TIMES#anyway don’t talk to Bo about how they end the manga#my friends tease me now about how mad it made me#all I’ll say is I’m so normal about the way villain’s punishments are#ANYWAY#Gus continues to be the most traumatized man ever /hj#also I’m alive school and life got me busy#Art will eventually happen again I swear#professor sycamore pokémon#sycamore pokemon#professor sycamore#rainbowpufflez rambles
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Me: Everyone has their own interpretations of things and I shouldn’t judge
Also me, seeing ridiculous takes online: *inhales sharply* Someone Is Going To Die
#yes I am talking about bsd ticktock#wtf is up with all the bad skk takes on there I swear to god#‘sigzai has a healthier relationship than skk’ THEYVE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR 20 FUCKING MINUTES#Like I’m not going to stop you from shipping sigzai but#it’s so different??? Dazai recognized Sigmas deep desire for belonging plus his ability can be used to find out Fyodors ability#also: skk have fucked up backgrounds & met under fucked up coniditions#like I’m not saying Sigma doesn’t have one but do you really expect skk to have any form of ‘normal’ relationship#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bungo stray dogs#nakahara chuuya#dazai osamu#soukoku#skk
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the sheer volume of titans tower aus are the most baffling thing to me because fic fandom treats it like this Core Event that his entire life is oriented around… they always treat tim like he’s a newbie who just picked up a bo staff five minutes ago when that couldn’t be further from the truth. he’s existed for over a decade at that point. he’s had over a hundred issues of a solo, not even touching his appearances anywhere else. in universe, he’s been robin for at least 3-4 years. he had AN ENTIRE OTHER TEAM who’s series ran for three years and had comics wide crossovers twice. he was enlisted in a war. he’s time traveled. he’s been to apocalips. he’s not a little baby who’s in too deep that kid’s been to space.
#tim drake#sorry i can’t get over the space thing. the real badge of superherodom in my opinion is GOING TO FUCKING SPACE#that’s not normal!!!! not everyone gets to do that!!!! even mkst superheroes don’t do that!!! much less MULTIPLE TIMES#he coowned a entire ass spaceship for a while even. imagine talking to a fourteen year old who had been an astronaut. do you see where im#coming from.#this is not be being supportive of the equally frustrating other end of the spectrum where they make him ridiculously hyper competent#and flanderized in the exact opposite direction. the whole point of tim is that he is (allegedly) The Normal One who CHOSE to become a hero#bc he sincerely believed he could help people and that they deserved it. the tragic backstorying came later. he is just a guy.#however he is the FURTHEST from a baby like half of TTAU fic writes him as. ESPECIALLY by the time the actual damn event rolls around#go read teen titans 2003 no. 29 i swear the world is so much more interesting than fanfic makes you believe#text✨#dc stuff#batfam#not that that issue is particularly good. i’m just saying. the way fanon treats it as a Keystone Event is WEIRD#< draft clearing jay here. i was weirdly mad about this but i stand by it#posting time i guess
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