#hawt sauce

[mitzyart]

silly photos i took of josh and wrench :3

[artem1sc0re]

Uhhhh chat I think i joshed too close to the sun because I can’t stop doodling and editing him

[cleansedhantu]

JOSH SAUCHAK aka "Hawt Sauce"

Drew my most favorite Dedsec member, I LOVE YOU JOSH!!

Please tell me there's some watchdog fans on here😭. Also should I color this in?

[chrissignore]

A massive improvement from when I first drew these guys a couple of years ago 🥰

[tempestuous-tempest]

Hear me out:

Josh with Ralts. Because he reminds me of timid Wally.

Sitara with Grafaiai. Cause Grafiti.

Horatio with Rotom. Cause Ghost/Electric.

Marcus with Plusle and Minum. 3x Cuteness.

Ray with Kingler. I just associate T-Bone with crabs for some reason.

Wrench with Toxtricity. Wild babies. (Tbh he's the only one I know has pokemon fanart and he's actually with sandslash bc spikey bois.)

[nimmie-nugget]

someone stole my right arm supply and i can’t find it, you got any to share with me?🥺

Yuh 😎

Saved the right arms specially for you 🥰

Do you have any left arms??? 😋

[myplushheart]

honestly?

i always wanted to selfship with her.,,,…

[absolutebl]

There was a surprising amount of sex in Be Mine Superstar! I really wasn’t expecting it…. Similarly, Love Syndrome had a LOT less sex than I was promised by the trailer…

Are there any BLs that had either many more or many less NC scenes than you were expecting before you started watching them?

BLs that exceeded (or underperformed) sexy expectations

Interesting question. So far, not that many Thai BLs. But I think that's just because I pay attention to the pairs and the actors in Thai stuff, and you sort of get a feel for what they will (and won't) take on. So in your examples: I know JaFirst did high heat so I expected the producers to lean into that advantage as part of BMSS because, frankly, it didn't have much else going for it.

I haven't watched Love Syndrome III yet but knowing Frank I wouldn't expect it to go super high heat in terms of actual physical contact.

I guess the ones that have surprised me are mostly out of Thailand are pulps that I knew nothing about going in. Let me see...

Thai BL that ended up being way hornier/better than I expected

Secret Crush On You - such a weird show but BillySeng brought IT, whatever IT is, they got it.

Love in Translation - yeah, what happened in that sauce isle boys? Very saucy. Whatever pun, more please.

2 Moons 3 - about on par with ForthBeam from 2 Moons 2 but nothing else in the previous 2 series would lead one to expect the horny we got in this show on the main.

Second Chance - yeah it was a throw away pulp and this studio is hit or miss on chemistry but it had one of the best kisses of its year.

Big Dragon - I don't know what I expected form the trailers, but it wasn't as good as it turned out to be. Don't get me wrong, the rest of the show is naff, but the chemistry/heat levels are scorching.

Ghost Host, Ghost House - generally the horror stuff doesn't do chemistry well, but these two have some of the best chemistry EVER put into a pulp. I really hope we see more of them.

KinnPorsche - It's no secret I'm not as wild about this show as most, but I did think the VegasPete stuff was unexpectedly killer in all ways.

Oh My Sunshine Night - yeah it was exactly what one expects from OhmFluke but THE SIDES!!!! I mean... WHAT? I'm not mad, just pleasantly surprised.

TharnType - Okay but remember at the time what we'd had from Mame was LBC (relatively low heat) and other Thai stuff I was familiar with at the time was Make It Right, Love Sick, SOTUS, and UWMA. TT was way higher heat that I'd seen from Thailand before. And then...

Why R U? - ZeeSaint's "away trip to the beach" full on sex scenes plus repping for verse was just crazy at the time. Especially since Saint played Pete in LBC before this and Zee was new to BL. Add that to the very odd and disjointed (and miss-matched) SaifahZon counter story and WRU? was this insane all over the place viewing experience, including the heat levels. There was this "what will they do next?" kind of tension over the production. Not the story (because who was following that?) but the PRODUCTION. At the time, it was welcome, but truly bonkers. What a way to drive narrative tension... pure high heat chaos.

Thai BLs where chemistry failed meet my (relatively low) expectations

My Ride - honestly, if they had just gotten the kiss right this might even have earned a 10/10 from me

Unforgotten Night - ugh

Bite Me - double ugh

Friend Forever - I know I'm the only person who watched this but why could we not have gotten ONE kiss from the leads?

Nitman - studies have since shown us it is entirely not Noh's fault... see Oh My Sunshine Night

Wedding Plan - the leads were fine, but Mame usually fails me in every way except chemistry, so "fine" is not up to her usual standards. Those standards being predominantly "they hawt together" and nothing else. There wasn't even a side dish couple to pick up the slack noodle... so to speak.

Korean BL

For most of 2022 I was consistently getting surprised by Korean BL's chemsitry when it was good but now I've settled into half expecting it yet still being delighted when it happens and is well done.

I do think Semantic Error was a bit of a seed change for them.

The problem is, now we know they can do it, we are starting to get pissed when it's bad or entirely absent.

Taiwanese BL

Taiwan is the opposite of Korea.

I expect good chemistry and almost always always get it. I struggle to think of a time when they've disappointed me (in this arena). Maybe a few? But I tend to cut Taiwan more slack than other countries because they have so few BLs and they are generally so consistent. If they falter at all, at least the side couple will pick up the slack.

Japanese BL

I have no expectations of Japan. Life as a BL fan is a lot easier that way.

(source)

[xx-neuro-xx]

I'm making a prediction for knives out three

Benoit Blanc to Jeremy Renner's character: have whee mat beefowr?

(have we met before)

JR: No I don't believe we have

BB: Wait juhst a mowment... You're that guy from the hawt sauce bottles

JR: haha no but I get that a lot

This is how it will happen.

Sue me.

[wooly-nooly]

so i got silly and a little while ago you said something about wanting to see II and III in open back shirts so i decided to draw it

i did use my own designs for them

i made sure to add the tattoos i think of them with (yes i did forget III tail) and i got lazy with II and didn’t give him any type of pants or anything so very sorry for that.

enjoy!!

CUTIES‼️‼️

Ohmylord iiis is actually. I. The diamond back window i am WEAK!! And the shoulders?? OUT!! RAHHH!!! Plus, not abt the shirts BUT THE PINTED EARS WITH GAUGES EAT EVERY TIME and the red 🫢

And iiis hair omg u did. A GREAT JOB. ALSOALSO THE LIKE TURTLE NECK BIT?? HAWT!!! And i adore the strappy things, and the crisscross apple sauce 🥰

I love slut token. I am enjoying, thank you leon this was a great thing to find in my askbox ‼️‼️ im cursing you with a great week, consider your fortune good.

[fashion-boots]

Floriane Tulissi wearing "Hawt Sauce" thigh high boots made by John Ashford Shoes

[themonotonysyndrome]

"Hey guys, it's 8r19h7 eYE2 here. Welcome to my first boss battle - a woman."

If you ask Bright Eyes - which no one is doing nowadays. Or talk to. So rude. - their ultimate weakness has always been hot women. Now you might be asking "Oh, does that mean you're Bi?" or "What's your body count?" or even "Holy fuck, Bright Eyes! When did you get in the shower with me!?" but that's not important. What you should be asking is what type of women Bright's heart explodes for like a car crash.

The answer? Preferably boss-ass bitches that can crush them with a pair of fuck-me-heels with daddy issues of the Frank Ocean level. Google it.

Oh and look! There's one here in Wonderworld! Shoes? Check. A scowl that can only mean the barista got her Starbucks order wrong again? Check. And when she steps away from the shadows, we hit the bonus round.

She's tall and her crown is pure platinum blonde. But like every white woman, she's hard to read but fortunately, Bright Eyes can so they check their text on Whatsapp (boomer apps gave them the hives) for any goddesses that are supposed to be on shift tonight.

Actually, let's go back a bit. Back to this morning when Sam accomplished the impossible and made Bright Eyes go 🕶️outside🌳.

"You know, I was counting down the days when you would finally kill me. I bet sometime this year. Vincent now owes me one of his Lambos. You think he'll be mad if I put some Barbie-friendly decals on it?"

"Bright, I don't mean now. I meant tonight at Wonderworld. Vamps in the Solaire Clan take turns patrolling the area."

Frederick pops into their head like an adorably fat mole. The Bright Eyes in their mind palace (it's actually more of a crack den but whatever) whack it with away because they know the unspoken reason why Sam approached them instead of his Progeny. And why he did so when Frederick was asleep.

But anyway, back to the present!

No hot white women were written in the text. Just a bunch of Vampires who form an anti-Bright Eyes committee™ as soon as they arrive. They ignore Bright for the most part which eventually leads the not-so-Newborn-anymore to the farthest end of Wonderworld where a babe is just chilling beside the vegetation-conquered carousel. Score one for the plants.

And the first thing that escapes from Bright's mouth is, "Good evening. May I inquire if you're a quirked up white woman that can bust it down sexual style so that I can get lost in the sauce?"

The scowl vanishes instantly. Like a father who went out to buy milk.

"Excuse me?"

Giddiness blooms like a weed (you know which ones) in Bright Eyes. She even has a Karen-patent tone! Could this night get any better -

Nevermind. Please wait for Bright's brain to reboot as an impressive set of badonkas-donkas is thrust in their face.

"Are you one of Sam's Progeny?" She didn't ask so much as demands. Like Bright and the world owes her something, everything. They wondered if they started panting because that's seriously hawt.

"I'm what you call a bastard of the magical kind meets with death via Vampiric jumpscare. And that's not a sentence I thought was possible."

Bright has to give blondie some credit; she takes their nonsensical answer in stride and with an eyebrow raised.

"I'll take that as a yes. You fit the rumours at least."

"You heard of me but I don't know who you are. You're hot but... sus. Do I need to eject you?"

"No surprise there. I bet Sammy did everything he could to hide you from me. He thinks he's protecting you, but all he did was made me curious."

"Aww shit, did the clapping of my ass cheeks give me away?"

"...Are you fucking high?"

"Probably. I had a shot of vodka with my honey milk boba tea with extra pudding and 100% sugar before I left. Fuck coffee when you can just meet god, amirite?"

The woman closes her pretty gold-ruby eyes. She exhaled and Bright could literally hear her mentally counting down.

"You're unlike any creature that I ever have the misfortune to come across."

"Uh, correction: you found me. And I still don't know if you're a quirked up white woman that can - "

"Enough. I get it. Are you usually like this when it comes to women?"

"Hey, I thought I would be holding in my rizz 'till the heat death of the universe! So who are you o' beautiful sour cream?"

"Careful, I can't tell whether that's an insult or a compliment."

"Sounds like a you problem, chief."

Apparently, magic does exist because despite the non-stop verbal trainwreck that's coming out of Bright's mouth, the woman's lips nearly twitch a smile.

"You're ballsy and stupid. I like that. The name's Alexis. A pleasure for you to meet."

Yes! Bright made it to Phase 2, bitch!

"They call me Bright Eyes, my IQ is the highest among the Redditors on the 'Am I The Asshole' subpage - "

"That isn't saying much."

" - And welcome to the ruins of Vincent's hopes and dreams."

Now that made Alexis burst out a gut. Seriously, she's clutching her stomach with tears in her eyes. It boosts Bright's confidence as a future stand-up comedian. Their 'flirting?' went well but Bright didn't sense the spark of interest within the older Vampire. Boo.

"Right. I've decided to kidnap you now. How accurately can you predict your... Grandmaker's reaction?"

"As accurate as my opinion on the Internet."

"Wonderful. I hope you like shopping and breaking the fabric of time and space on the highway."

And that, readers, is how Bright Eyes won against Alexis Getty-Solaire without getting Miyazaki'd.

[artem1sc0re]

If I had a nickel for everytime I redrew this scene, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?

BUT WHATEVERRR, ITS JOSH!!!!

(I got given a compliment whilst drawing the first one so that’s cool :D)

[buntress]

[All IDs in alt text]

Chikn Nuggit Charic Genders! (Pt 2)

[PT: Chikn Nuggit Charic Genders! (Part 2)]

Bezelcharic (Bezel) | Hawtsauscharic (Hawt Saus) Sassparillacharic (Sassparilla) | Oldpeacharic (Old Pea) Teacharic (Tea) | Nightshadecharic (Night Shade Cataclysm)

Genders related to the different minor characters from the mini-webseries Chikn Nuggit (Instagram link)! These genders can be kingenders, comficgender, fictigenders, delusattachgenders, or any other way someone may relate to these character! There is no wrong way to use these genders!

Possible Pronouns under the cut!

Part 1 (Link)

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Tagging: @radiomogai

Possible Pronouns:

Clock/Clocks

Ex/Explode

Hot/Hots

Pea/Peas

Rain/Bow

Sauce/Sauces

Shade/Shades

Tea/Teas

Tick/Tock

Tie/Time

🕒/🕒s

💢/💢s

💥/💥s

🍵/🍵s

🏳️‍🌈/🏳️‍🌈s

[PT: Clock/Clocks, Ex/Explode, Hot/Hots, Pea/Peas, Rain/Bow, Sauce/Sauces, Shade/Shades, Tea/Teas, Tick/Tock, Tie/Time, 🕒/🕒s, 💢/💢s, 💥/💥s, 🍵/🍵s, 🏳️‍🌈/🏳️‍🌈s]

[tempestuous-tempest]

DedSec Party Scenario Headcanons:

Because I decided to start playing WD2 again and need to start posting more.

Hawt Sauce (Josh):

Originally didnt want to go. He already had an idea of how this was gonna go. He likes hanging out with the gang, but sometimes they can be a little too obnoxiously loud. It took quite some convincing to get him to go. He mostly kept to himself, interacting only a little with the others. Regardless he did enjoy it. Until it was time for the illegal fireworks that no one told him about.

Sitara:

Sitara loved the idea. Thinking it would be great for the gang to hang out together again. She was the first to get shit-faced. She did help with the cleaning up afterwards though. She wouldnt let anyone feel alone, talking to everyone and setting up the others to talk to each other. Turned on music and started dancing and getting the others to dance too.

Horatio:

He was unsure if he wanted to go or not. Decided he had nothing better to do and went. Swore he didnt steal all the chips and salsa but was caught eating one of the party sized bag of chips while talking to Marcus. To make up for it, he helped with cleaning up after the party. Controlled the music.

Retr0 (Marcus):

He obviously showed up with no issues. He brought the booze. He really enjoyed hanging out with the others in DedSec. Shotgun a couple of beers. Helped set up the fireworks. Spray painted a middle finger on the next door neighbor's house with Wrench. Fell asleep on the couch after getting completely shit-faced which resulted in some crude and humorous marker doodles on his face.

Wrench (Reggie):

First to show up. The one who brought the illegal fireworks. Was the one who hyped Marcus into shotgunning beers. Got smashed beyond comprehension, almost broke a table while dancing on it, lots of random incoherent "flirting". Took lots of photos, including one next to passed out Marcus, and posted them all over his social media pages. Managed to lock himself in a closet where he passed out. No one could find him until 10 in the morning.

Bonus: (My Own WD2 Character Because I Can)

Fyrel!te (Edward):

Only went because he didnt want to upset anyone. Said he wasnt going to drink but Wrench convinced him to have a shotgunning contest with Marcus. Started yelling random insults and phrases in spanish. Kept opening the fridge and blankly stare at its contents as if he was looking for something only to shut it and then repeat the process for 5 minutes. At one point he tripped and faceplanted onto the floor. He later would wake up in the bathroom with the biggest hangover he's ever had paired with a painful migraine.

[vancilocs]

silva and the beaus, aaaand altair and the boos

didnt go to get food bc its raining. we got food at home

1. Which one is more open about their love life?

Kyoko is the most open, introduces him as her partner etc.

Neferata has a lot of friends she hangs out with often and talks a lot about Cressida and Altair, also when at sea Altair becomes insufferable, whining about how he misses his girls

2. Do they have a similar sense of style?

Silva wears mainly all black, Makoto and Kyoko wear the kingdom's colours (orange/black/gold). Rachne likes purple he dgaf

Breezy, airy, comfortable, but the girls like warmer colours while Altair trusts in blues and black

3. Who’s the better singer?

Kyoko and Makoto, though he refuses to. Kyoko sings to herself during the day

Altair sings along to shanties, Neferata at home while doing chores (and to the baby)

4. Do they underestimate/overestimate each other?

Makoto has always been the most difficult for Silva to read, so he might underestimate things like how sleepy Makoto is until he lays down and passes out that second, or then overestimate his competency in a situation. Makoto says he can't do math and Silva is like what the fuck you're supposed to be good at everything? He also underestimated Kyoko's cunning and ruthlessness the first time they met. Kinda hawt. His partners underestimate how wide his reach in the criminal underworld was

In the beginning the girls underestimated how serious Altair was about their relationship, thought she was overexaggerating. But nah she was lost in the sauce and now they anticipate and love how needy he is when he comes back from the sea

5. Who’s more athletic?

Makoto is tallest, fastest, strongest and most capable with weapons. Honestly he's on par with Vasili (if only for the fact that he's younger and not missing an eye)

Altair is very athletic, followed fairly closely by Cressida. She works hard at the docks lifting and pulling stuff

6. Who falls asleep during movies?

Depends on who had the longest day

7. Who is better mannered?

Kyoko has impeccable manners. Makoto also knows the etiquette, but he might not always obey. He's a little rude like that.

Neferata, not that the others are in any way rude

8. How do they handle disagreements?

Kyoko and Silva talk it through like grownups, Makoto sulks a little but they do make peace, Rachne ignores and moves on. Why bother

Talking it through as a crew

9. If the ship is queer, who realized they were queer first and who came out of the closet first?

Kyoko isn't queer, Silva made it clear for her when they started becoming close that he's both into men, and poly (didn't mention being kinda attracted to Makoto at that point), so if she feels like she couldn't handle him having a side partner, that's fine. She didn't mind. Makoto talked about his aromantic feelings towards Silva too, like if you don't want to be with a man who will never love you, that's fine too. Silva didn't mind. Also with Rachne he just made it clear they were all on the same page, ok if I get with the mercenary? You cool? Ok nice

None of them have ever really been in the closet, and Altair was bigender before they got together too. She fit in with the girls like a fish into water

10. What are their plans for the future?

Just live, things are fine. Kyoko and Silva have thought of the possibility of being actually married (Kyoko has compelling arguments regarding financial things) but it's not a necessity.

They just moved house, and now they're raising a baby!

11. Do they want kids?

Kyoko wanted some when she was younger, but her and her husband were never able to conceive (and he died later. rip). Now she's past that time and Silva doesn't want any, either. Makoto and Rachne don't want any.

They have one, and are open to one more. Marginally easier when you got three parents.

12. Who plans most dates?

Kyoko, sometimes Silva to take the load off her.

They decide together what they want to do

13. What is their chore distribution?

Servants handle Kyoko and Silva's quarters, Makoto could also do that but he prefers to keep his own space clean and outsiders away. Silva is allowed though.

Altair and Cressida do things that require heavy lifting, and Altair also can turn into a creature and help with stuff like hanging curtains etc. Neferata usually cooks. Everyone cleans (but swap things like laundry duty and dish duty).

14. Who’s more attractive?

Makoto is beautiful and people consider him "exotic" (which he doesn't like). He gets a lot of looks. Kyoko is also quite beautiful. When I figure out what she looks like.

They're all beautiful, but Altair flaunts it. He's also pretty striking with the horns and knee-length hair and piercings/tattoos and tiddies

15. Who flirted first?

Silva with Kyoko and Makoto, but Lady took it as an invite and flirted back straight away. Makoto was like tf (come on man he sucked you off a lil. your blood i mean). Rachne however flirted with Silva first

Altair laid the charms on the girls early on. Pleaaaassseee let me be a third. Please

16. Are they each other’s first serious relationship?

Kyoko has been married, so no for her. Silva has not been as committed to anyone else (but doesn't want to say the earlier relationships weren't serious). Makoto would begrudgingly admit that it's his first serious relationship, he's tried before but never stayed, this arrangement fits him better. Rachne's been in more serious relationships than he is with Silva now

No to all of them. First time being poly for Neferata and Cressida though

17. If not, how do things learned from previous relationships affect their current relationship?

Kyoko is just happy to have someone again to give her love and loyalty to, she grieved her first husband for a long time. She's a bit more vocal about her affection now than she was before.

Altair has been in relationships where her partner at the shore got bored of him being away for so long, so he's very clear when he's coming back, and also will. If the ship is going a longer route than promised she's contacting the union, turning into a seagull and flying home. Also the girls having each other helps with this immensely.