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How y’all look posting sum shit like “the writers know what they’re doing… this is all a part of the great nandermo plan.. we’re so back… we’re so back.”

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Vi

From Arcane Season 2 ; EP5 & EP6

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“I like how much you being together is fucking with Dan”

Danamy where did you go after season 2😭

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Dan married a beautiful young blonde and Amy never had children. If you even care

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I feel like there’s just no way the leaks about act 3 are true. As someone who really digged deep to find the evidence for the act 1 and act 2 leaks, it didn’t take a lot of effort to find the leaked episodes, of which there were only five.

I remember all the leaks following a similar series’s of events when people were leaking what happens in those first five episodes, whereas there were very different “leaks” about what was going to happen in episode 6, the episode that didn’t get leaked.

All the “leaks” I’ve seen about act 3 are so different from one another and I’ve found absolutely no screenshots, full episodes or any other evidence that suggests somehow act 3 was leaked, much like episode 6

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Number 1 on my list of funny things that can happen while Guillermo is working for Jordan is that Nandor gets so fed up he hires Colin to work there and drain everybody until the company is forced to shut down

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If they do make nandor and the guide a thing it will genuinely be one of the most homophobic moves in gay history like, the Guide is female Guillermo! She was basically written to fill the hole of ‘excluded weird guy’ that Guillermo left when he became cool and sexy! Her arcs have always directly aligned with Guillermo’s arcs! Come on now😭

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Something something Jinx always being framed as cracked, scattered and broken while Isha is clear and whole

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i cried my eyes out

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the last ep is The Promotion . yea so Guillermo’s endgame will definitely not be him staying at cannon.. girl not only is he a closeted gay at the office but he is a closeted ex-vampire/killer/familiar! those identities are core to his character. he doesn’t really belong in the human world anymore! not after knowing what it’s like to be himself, to be among vampires. his pride shirt in ep 6? the pride flags over his bed during the nixon convo? babes. vampirism was always an allegory for queerness! the vampire residence is where he can have pride in who he is. a happy ending for this character will be him embracing his authentic self!!! my money is on him returning to the vamps. which doesn’t necessarily mean nandermo going canon, but, narratively, it’s hard to imagine him not ending up back in some kind of a partnership role w Nandor. their on-again-off-again/will-they-wont-they relationship has kind of been a major pillar of the show, (they’re the jim and pam of wwdits, etc etc) and, again, with the backdrop of the glaring queer allegory that is vampirism, it doesn’t make sense for there NOT to be a gay blood sucking ending… am i wrong

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Guillermo + Energy Vampire

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please GOD let Guillermo fuck Laszlos dad

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The Arcane writers heard the homophobic Jinx allegations and had her say in very clear terms “While I do not agree with this- BECAUSE OF THE COP THING and for NO OTHER REASON -I do hope you got the chance to hit before I kill you both because she is fine asf and I’m secure enough to admit that.”

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Not enough people listening to Guillermo’s words in season 6 episode 1.

He says “we’ve been really good about not seeing eachother until I get my life together.” UNTIL. Until.

Until I get my life together.

He’s not trying to move away. He wants to return to the house with something. Something to do. Something to live for. Something to be recognised for.

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Nadja Colin and Guillermo getting flirted with by a Victorian ghost in the next episode I am quivering with excitement

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Honestly still a Guillermo girly (despite the horrors) because I’m existential as fuck and imagine knowing your friends, your found family, is going to have eternity together without you.

Imagine listening to them go “remember Nandor’s old familiar? What was his name again? Benji?” And knowing that in a few years that will be you.

Imagine watching them forget every human they’ve ever known or cared about. Topher, Derek. They forgot Jerry, a vampire, who was apparently the most favourite and most beloved member of the gang.

Imagine the person you love most is finally trying after years and there’s no fucking point because no matter what you’re going to leave him. And if you think about it, you’ve kind of been preparing him for this eventuality with the all your micro-leaving. And you think he doesn’t care but he does.

You thought you’d have eternity but you don’t anymore, and it means leaving is no longer a choice but an eventuality.

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They’re girls your honour

Nadja of Antipaxos & Guillermo de la Cruz in

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