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This is like that la la land scene to me

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Glinda saying “if you needed someone, you could’ve picked me.” In the deleted scene where her and elphie talk about saving the lion cub. I’m glad they deleted it actually bc it would’ve killed me

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“Umm… Schroeder doesn’t like Lucy back. 🤓🤓🤓🤓 he thinks she’s annoying. ☝️☝️🤓🤓”

STFU STFU 🤬 🤬🤬🤬🤬STFU STFU STFU 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 I WILL HIT YOU WITH A HAMMER 🔨 🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🤬🤬🤬🤬🔨🔨🔨🔨

*insert that one scene from It’s the Small Things, Charlie Brown where Schroeder goes from “fuck that dandelion. I will not hesitate to step on that ugly, disgusting fucker” to “of course, my queen. I will serenade the beautiful flower atop the pitcher’s bound” the moment Lucy said he could play Beethoven for the flower.*

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Not to beat a dead horse but “two middle-aged divorcées find a second chance and true love in one another based on deep friendship and mutual respect, and establish a mixed found family and excellent working relationships” is so much more appealing and original than “white man is the key to fixing everybody’s lives and then he goes back to live in a traditional nuclear family structure in the Midwest.”

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Cannot believe they let this GAY DORK change the narrative

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nandermo is so funny like its never happening because its already happened but they never did anything because theyve always been doing something its so over but how can it be over when it never began but can it begin when its always been true and real

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fuck it, all the what we do in the shadows alternative endings together thanks to discord

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Ik the finale was crazy but we’re not talking enough about Nandor’s reaction to Guillermo’s accused affairs with the camera men

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Paul simms did NOT want nandermo to be romantic but idk if he told Kayvan and Harvey that

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Love that Nandor always fiddles with his hands when he speaks to Guillermo. Like yeah his face and tone is aloof but look at those hands go 🤝👉👈🤝

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Though I didn’t hate the finale, I do think that the show should’ve taken the opportunity to turn Guillermo into a vampire at the end of season 5.

Maybe instead of realising that he doesn’t want to be a vampire, he realises that becoming a vampire hasn’t changed him. He’s not cooler, it will take years for him to have a special power, and the vamily aren’t treating him very differently.

Season 6 episode 1, he realises (through Jerry being woken up) that he too could end up forgotten and disregarded,that not all vampires are adverse to growth, just his vampires. Maybe instead of canon capital, Guillermo could’ve met a cool new group of vampires and started to spend more time with them. Maybe he wants to be different, better. But he eventually realises he’s an uncool freak, just like the vampires have always told him. But they’re also uncool freaks. And they can all be uncool freaks together.

I think that the ending where Guillermo stays with the vampires is great, but it does leave you wondering if Guillermo will just spend the entirety of his life with the vampires while they will have eternity. It feels like a plot hole or just kind on unsatisfactory.

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I do find the “nothing changes, no one grows” message contradictory, but I believe that was the intention.

Some things don’t change. Laszlo’s been working on his monster for decades, the Guide doesn’t get to sing along at end, Nandor has ridiculous plans that are going to end up with Guillermo doing all of the work, Guillermo is still a black sheep.

Except they do change, Laszlo does end up finishing his monster. The guide isn’t allowed to sing, but she’s still there, casually hanging out with the vamily. Nandor builds the lair himself, with no complaints. Guillermo is still a black sheep and no one understands him but they also try because he’s their black sheep and they may not get why he’s so sad about the documentary ending but they’re trying their best to make him feel better.

Nothing changes, except when it does. No one grows, except sometimes they do.

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When Guillermo was going to make a speech and Nandor made him speak to the camera, and then switch cameras- it was 100% because he was originally looking at Greg the camera A operator

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Laszlo and Nadja earnestly trying to help Guillermo process the ending of the documentary was very innocently sweet of them. They were so bad at it and spent most of it goading him into doing a dance but gosh it was cute that they tried