#they’re fuckin

[spookiboogi]

They’re in love your honor

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

Outie Dylan, swallowing his pride and deciding to tell his innie that he’s actually pretty cool despite the wife smooching debacle: I’m proud of you and while I’ll respect your decision if you want to resign I think you should make it work there because I don’t want you to die

Dylan G: *immediately hits his boss with a vending machine*

[moraent-keys]

Yeah so… I’ve officially gone off the deep end

[fantasykiri5]

Ticklish

[rcntlydcccased]

Ok guys…. Indulge me for a second……. @lullabyes22-blog fanfic has gotten me on the Melco train. This ship has grounds I PROMISE, go read this for real. And this. Just read all of it, actually. Good 😗👌 shit 😗👌

[kasieli]

You know what they say: a spicy sketch a day keeps the doctor away 😉

[cloud-based-and-rainpilled]

Love that the new Good Omens Kiss Revelation ™️ basically boils down to “Yeah we had a whole scene choreographed but David and Michael just immediately started making out and wouldn’t stop so we deleted two takes out of embarrassment”

[envyenvys]

do you mind..?

[panthermouthh]

“I ought to be thy Adam, but I am rather the fallen angel.”

[melrosing]

tullys 🐟!

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 185

No one could get into contact with Constantine. 

Now usually that wasn’t that big of a deal, the man constantly disappeared for a few days at a time doing something or other, but he’d been completely silent and unseen for months. Usually he’ll at least answer a call to tell them to fuck off or something. 

And they really need his expertise and are getting incredibly worried for their grumpy team member. Yes he’s an asshole, but he’s their asshole, y’know? And he has a habit of getting into Situations (sure he also usually gets out of them, but what if he didn’t this time?!) 

So they’re desperate. Kind of really desperate. Desperate enough to use the summoning sigil they found on his fridge. They’d checked it, multiple times, and it should summon the hellblazer. 

“You’re not Constantine.” . 

The white-haired teen in the circle yawned, stretching and blinking at them blandly with familiar blue eyes before sighing. “Actually I am,” he stuffed his hands into his hoodie as he looked down at the summoning circle. “Well, technically just one of the many Laughing Magicians currently in the Realms.” 

He gave a grin, looking more amused than annoyed. “Pretty much every one of us is in the Realms right now for family reunion lol. (Did he just say lol out loud??) So like, you’re gonna have to specify which of us you’re tryin’ to summon. Honestly perfect timing for me thanks, the fruitloop keeps flirting with John and it’s horrific so.” 

… That was probably their John, wasn’t it…

[bipolargreen]

This is soooo accurate 😆

[welcome-to-green-hills]

dang, was shadow really that bummed that he lost to tails

I mean, he still got his chicken nuggets in the end…😅

[gods-favorite-autistic]

I was relistening to Ruthlessness and I heard Poseidons “43 left under your command” and I immediately thought of the “558 men who died” part of The Underworld and oh my god he remembered to include that one guy who got drunk and fell off of Circe’s roof that’s amazing

[astralzeraphias]

“he was mentally ill. this monster was a- was a sick fantasy. a product of his dementia.”

“…i saw it too. does that make me disturbed? demented? does… that make me sick too?”

[muttsandmustelidae]

isn’t it cool how, no matter what breed it is you express interest in, there will always be a white guy with a shitty beard and cargo shorts to scoff and say “heh.. they’re probably too much dog for you tho 😏”