#they’re everywhere

[muttsandmustelidae]

isn’t it cool how, no matter what breed it is you express interest in, there will always be a white guy with a shitty beard and cargo shorts to scoff and say “heh.. they’re probably too much dog for you tho 😏”

[beholdtheelsewhere]

The way I can’t be normal about the ant infestation in my room because I listen to the Magnus Archives. I don’t want to be the next Jane Prentiss- I DONT WANT TO JOIN THE COLONY-

[iiinkos]

if i had a nickel for every time jmart was accidentally vaguely represented in another piece of media popular amongst queer people i’d have 2 nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

[girisstuxxd]

They’re such girlfriends Izzy told me

[pipunculidae]

Hangin’ out (not my hand) Megarhyssa sp. Ichneumonidae

[thesevenumbrellas]

Me: I live in a … bad area

Them: Oh like, crime?

Me: A fuck ton of Teslas

[whatsfourteenupto]

Fourteen’s earth music taste has escaped containment. He’s got sea shanties on the same playlist as Megan Thee Stallion. Just came downstairs in a Baha Men t-shirt. Knows all the words to We Didn’t Start the Fire (“Yeah, because I was there!” “For which one?” “All of them!”). Can and will play you both Elvis Presley and Billie Eilish on the ukulele. Their Spotify wrapped crashed the app.

“What is he listening to?” “Rascal Flatts.” “Why the fuck-”

Rose Noble is genuinely asking if it’s still considered “homicide” when the dead guy isn’t a human.

[aestheticpearl]

i love plaguing the zsakuva and sakuverse tag with jellyfish photos 😈

[spirkbitch]

i swear criminal minds will infiltrate your fanfiction whether you filter out crossovers or not

[alltheyoungmoons]

wolfstar can truly be applied to anything like. tell me why I just looked at my closet and realised it runs the gamut between the remus/sirius dichotomy. i have an equal amount of garments made out of corduroy as i do leather.

[cr0ws-cha0t1c-c0llect10n]

my brother has been trying to take down a big oogie boogie animatronic in our living room for the past half hour, i hear the clanking and swearing of his battle from my room

i swear that thing is like a manifestation of The Stranger cause of how unsettling it is and i’ve been thinking about it’s slow, janky motions and how i could be put into the opening at the back of the sack where the wires stick out so i’m glad he’s battling it but not at the time frame

[ohwormwood]

hey @charalol who tf is this fish twink all over my feed tagged with roblox

[tammyquest-blog]

I was casually scrolling my Facebook feed and then BAM! There they were. On the correct sides and everything. I guess Aziraphale and Crowley have been decorating their cottage. lol

[lionzyon]

How many minutes?!?

Can’t even complete my job training without nct appearing😭😔

[aayeroace]

cats :)

[oobbbear]

Ants

Ants everywhere