#they would get so mad at me for being scared

[crashpit]

in 5th grade my friend and I had websites on a site maker thing called yolasite. also we had like major beef on this girl named Aubrey bc she was always snitching on us and getting us in trouble for random things. anyways, one day my friend was at my house and we were in the computer room on our home PC which was windows 2000 in the year 2009 if that adds any flavor to this. my friend suggested we make our own website, one called aubreyhaters .yolasite .com but we had to make it on my account because her parents would be mad if they found out. I thought this was reasonable, as her parents scared the living shit out of me too. we made the site detailing all the little things we hated about her (she lied about befriending Justin Bieber, lied about being related to the Jonas Brothers, was mean, etc.) alongside poorly drawn mspaint imagery (stick figures).

I didn't think about this until the next day at school during lunch, my friend and I were sitting at the table and Aubrey was at the same table too so my friend gets her attention and she's like "hey Aubrey! I found a crazy website you should look up. it's literally called aubreyhaters .yolasite .com. I swear it's real!! look it up!!!" and then my heart sank. I felt so incredibly numb with anxiety like my whole body was liquified into a puddle then and there.

so the next day at lunch Aubrey comes and tells us that she found the website and she's gonna tell EVERYONE in school including the principal. she was determined to find the creators of the site. so anyways I am fucking horrified to go to school for days on end I mean it felt like months but it may have been moreso a week or two of the school trying really hard to figure out wtf this site was and who made it. at the time, there wasn't much knowledge on tracking things down to IP addresses especially in a small school where there wasn't any protocol for this sort of situation yet. when it became known that the school was investigating that was when I went and permanently deleted the site and prayed to myself that nothing would happen.

well, one day they came to our classroom, deciding it had to be one of us as this was the same class Aubrey was in. they gave a long lecture on cyberbulling, which they had described as a crazy and new, never before seen phenomenon where kids could, omg, bully each other online. who knew that could happen. so what happens next in this situation is that they come to the conclusion my friend might have made this account, considering history between her and Aubrey. they take her out to the hall to have a conversation. she comes back crying. the principal comes up to me with this look like "you're in huge trouble" and pulls me immediately to the principals office. hes like "you friend told me YOU came up with this website and it was all YOUR idea and your friend there? you were trying to frame this on her and you're lucky you have no history of being in trouble for anything otherwise you would be in much worse trouble." basically I clammed up couldn't say a word just sobbing profusely for the whole thing and he felt bad probably so gave me a slap on the wrist at most. still, this is one of my most traumatic memories of my childhood I can remember.

in retrospect, I don't feel bad about making aubreyhaters bc Aubrey in the year 2025 is uh... well at one point she was a security guard or something and acted like she was a fully fledged police officer online to the point where I genuinely thought she was a cop until someone told me she wasn't even a real cop just a security guard who's pretending to be a cop online. before that she joined the military and then got dishonorably discharged and lied about that whole situation saying she left bc she hurt herself but that's not what happened. well that isn't exactly the most recent fuckery on her part she's also like.. got Israeli citizenship and fullheartedly is supporting Israel and yea I do not feel bad about cyberbulling her in 2009. it was not even real cyberbulling we were spitting straight facts about how she was a lier in regards to Justin Bieber and The Jonas Brothers. reasonably I avoid her and a lot of people I went to school with like the plague :/

what's the most demented thing you guys got in trouble for in school mine was when an english boy in my class made fun of my name and called my mum a (derogatory word for irish travellers) so i told him my ira uncle was in town and was coming to blow him up after school

[blueberrymocha]

on your period ❜┊˚͙۪۪̥◌

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ׂ╰┈➤ fluff

➣ characters: gon, killua, kurapika, leorio, hisoka, illumi, chrollo

➣ warnings: f. reader

➣ a/n: brought to you by my excruciating cramps in the middle of walmart AND their broken bathroom :)

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gon

- he’s the definition of “a little lost but he’s got the spirit”

- he’s never heard of periods before, so it caused him great concern as you explained you were bleeding for a week straight

- his intentions are so so pure, but i would personally not trust him to get any supplies

- you’ll ask for heavy pads and he’ll get you panty liners

- or ibuprofen and he’d grab sleeping medicine

- it’s just that as a boy (with no sisters or female friends) who has such a strong immune system, and lives in the middle of nowhere,

- this is probably the first time he’s even stepped foot into those aisles

- but luckily, he provides amazing support and company

- if you want to stay in all day and snuggle up to a movie? he’s on board

- those few days will be entirely about you

- he’d be super reassuring if you bled through clothes or sheets, offering to wash them for you

killua

- similar to gon, he really doesn’t know too much about it

- he’s heard of it before, but has never looked into it

- of course, he’d hate to sound stupid when offering help, so he skims through something like Wikihow for a bit to make sure he has his facts straight

- when buying products for you, he wouldn’t know which one to get

- so he’d buy them all, hiding them in the car while he confirms which you need

(i just know silva would be mad confused seeing a $50 purchase of pads and tampons on the card killua stole from him)

- he’s not a touchy person, even if you’re on your period, so expect to initiate everything

- he’d order from your favorite takeout spot, and get whatever else you asked him for

- so in the future, he’s a lot better prepared

- and the next time you mention your period started again, the stuffed animals and heating pad would already be dug out from the closet

kurapika

- he’s well informed on menstruation, mostly from his understanding of anatomy and books he’s read here and there

- of course, he likely won’t be around all the time

- that is unless you have a particularly bad cycle

- if you’re the type who has super heavy bleeding, sheet gripping cramps, bad mood swings; he’s definitely there for you

- he’d bust out his limited cooking skills, serving up the best dish he can for you (if it’s that bad, he’ll order something)

- though he’s usually not super affectionate, he’d be very gentle during this time, his arms practically glued around you

- he’d stop by on his lunch break and text you the whole day

- now if your period is more tame, he’d still do these things, just to a less frequent degree

- and just saying—he’s not at all scared of a little blood if it’ll alleviate the cramps

leorio

- as a medical student, he has a deep understanding of it

- he’d ask to track your period and symptoms to make sure nothing is abnormal there

- if you were insecure about being bloated or breaking out, he’d instantly shoot it down

- your body is just doing its job, he would never want you to feel unattractive over that

- while he’s at school, he’d send you short texts reminding you to drink water and take it easy

- if you had any cravings, he’d probably tell you no, but then cave and buy it anyways

“don’t expect me to do this next time..”

*does it next time*

hisoka

- is a lot more knowledgeable than you’d expect

- like he might be an apathetic killer clown, but he’ll be damned if he doesn’t know the way around a woman’s body

- now unless you get truly horrible symptoms, he doesn’t care if you’re on your period or not

- to him, it happens every month, so you should be used to it enough to not need comfort and help

- unless he saw you—with all your usual strength and power—curled up in pain on your bed

- he has a very begrudging vibe about him

- obviously, empathy and care aren’t quite his style

- but seeing you suffering so much.. it does something to his brain

- he’d stay with you during those few days, running all the supply trips you need

- also, he finds your mood swings very amusing, which is half the reason he wants to be by your side during this time

illumi

- he really doesn’t know what to do, and the only person he can ask for advice is kikyo

- and i imagine she was the kind of person to tell other women to suck it up because it’s ‘not that bad’

- but as he sees you gritting your teeth, moping around—that doesn’t sound right to him

- he’d merely sit there with you, maybe placing a tentative hand on your back

- later that day, all the female butlers are called in for a private meeting

- after weighing in their opinions, and instructing them to take care of you, he’d buy all the items they pointed him towards

- because as emotionless as he is, he understands that someone he loves is experiencing discomfort, and he doesn’t want that

- but your mood swings would definitely throw him off

- he thought he was doing a good job, yet you were still irritated at him

- and the next day, you’d be tearing up over some cliche movie ending

- after you explain it to him, he’s now intrigued by what other symptoms might occur during your cycle

- he’d fall down a rabbit hole, looking for stories of how other people handle it

- and next month he’s even better at taking care of you

chrollo

- he would already have been tracking it for you, reminding you a few days before in case you didn’t know

- he has a good understanding of periods, and makes sure to ask you specifically what you need from him

- your comfort is always a priority after all

- would still go on his usual missions, but has machi, paku, or shizuku check on you while he’s away

- when he is home, he’s remarkably gentle with you

- the house would already be stocked with supplies, so there’s no need for him to make any extra trips to the store

- additionally, he’s very encouraging and respectful about them

- it’s a natural body process, one that’ll allow you to have children in the future, making it almost sacred to him

[clowntrickery08]

I remember I wrote this in the middle of the night I think at 3 AM at like last week before I went to bed It was like an idea for an AU or something like that but anyway here you go and hear some sketches and drawings with it as well. And I’m so sorry for my bad grammar.

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OK, I would like to think when Ralph and Turbo meet again is when Ralph is trying to find Penelope because the plug with the computers back on he wants to go find her to surprise her but instead of finding Penelope he Fine turbo instead of being mad he’s more surprised, and confused he wants to ask how is he still alive but he doesn’t get a chance because Turbo tells him to run why is because he’s being chased by cyber police or virus police OK (side, note. I personally has never watched the second movie cause I didn’t like it and it made me cringe all the time but I am stubborn so I’m adding it here even though I don’t like the movie, but I’m gonna keep Ralph’s personality the same way he was in the first movie because they did my boy run in the second movie OK finish renting anyway)

I like to think they know each other in the past they weren’t exactly friends, but they were kind of friends because turbo was the only person that weren’t really scared of Ralph at that time I think they were more like smoking, buddies even though Ralph did didn’t smoke or like cherry eating buddies but the only time when he seen turbo wasn’t smoking is with Felix. He always assumed that they were dating just assume he wouldn’t ask. It was not his business but every time when he looked, he always sort of catch turbo looking at him. Okay anyway. after the cyber police or virus police he would explain how he’s here and still alive and then they get into dumbass adventures, and and get closer it sort of like an enemies to friends to lovers thing. I’m going here and something bad

happens where turbo glitched really bad and turns into Cy-Bug, King Candy's and one of the cyber police like shoot him and electrocute him and instead of Ralph leaving him and going to try find Penelope again, instead he grab him and runs back to the entrance to the arcade and that’s all I got so yeah

[teaxeee]

tea hear me out. harddom!matthew x sub!reader x softdom!gyuvin OR gunwook. thats it thats the tweet.

Omg hit tweet era (I know this is answred very late so I have to apologize for that), also I'll do both just because hehehe 🫶🫶

Imagine just waiting for Gyuvin and Matthew to return, probably from practice and when they come home Gyuvin is just soso happy to see his baby again (aka you) that he's clinging onto you, hugging and kissing you all over while saying how much he missed you while Matthew watches from afar. He is a little pissed due to being scolded during practice, but he tries not to show it that much. He finally gets his turn and also hugs and kisses you, his body melting against yours. He starts getting more touchy, groping your tits, squeezing your thighs while he looks at you as if he wants to eat you up, to devour you.

That's how you end up sandwiched between the two of them, both of their cock inside you as Matthew fucks into you from behind while Gyuvin is facing you. Matthew can barely control himself, finally fucking the anger out of him, his hips smacking harshly against your ass as he grunts against your ear, one hand holding your hip, the other one wrapped around your neck, your head tilted back against his shoulder while he pounds into you. He'd say the filthiest words "Such a needy slut, taking two cocks at the same time." "You're such a whore for us, letting us use you however we want to." Meanwhile Gyuvin is so gentle, doesn't miss the chance to kiss your cheeks, nose or lips. He'd have one hand on your breast, gently tugging and pinching at your nipple, while he's holding your hand with his other hand. This man would praise you so much like: "Such a good baby, looking so pretty being stuffed by us." "Our pretty girl, letting us make you feel good."

Now imagine: Cuddling with Gunwook while waiting for Matthew to return from the store, but the only issue you have is that: both you and Gunwook are suddenly feeling horny, and you both know that Matthew would get mad if he finds you both going at it while he was away. You both didn't care, so it didn't take long before all your clothes and his were scattered on the floor. Gunwook felt like he was going insane as soon as his cock was inside your pussy, his hands gripping your thighs and spreading them as he pounded into you. He tried to be quick, both of you feeling scared not to get caugh as you tried to stay quiet while he sped up, the tip of his cock hitting deliciously against your g-spot, making you see starts.

It wasn't long before you two got caught by Matthew, already looking pissed and seeming a bit aroused at the sight. He'd be dissapointed, as if mocking you both while saying "Pathetic. Couldn't even wait for me to come back and you had to go at it?" while being a bit cocky. That's how you know you both fucked up. Within minutes, you and Gunwook have your hands tied up against the headboard, unable to move at all because Matthew didn't want the both of you to touch or do anything. I'd say Matthew would be a bit mean and put a vibrator inside you at the highest setting, while Gunwook had a cock ring on, also on the highest settings. He'd leave you both for at least an hour or two saying "Since you both decided to be brats I'll just make you both into a mess." And indeed after two hours you'd already came a few times, starting to feel sensitive and overstimulated while Gunwook kept cumming until his cock started to hurt. Safe to say that: Matthew had a few rounds with both you and Gunwook <3

[altaiiriss]

On my queerplatonic series

tw: this post revolves around the headcanon that dazai has ARFID (avoidant/restrictive food intake disorder). if that triggers you, do not read further. stay safe!

while outlining dazai's character for my queerplatonic series (link here) i decided that he struggles with food. it's not the "typical" eating disorder, though.

dazai isn't obsessed with his body shape, doesn't care about keeping track of the amount of calories he's ingested, and isn't terrified of gaining weight if he eats more.

his distorted relationship with food originates from his general lack of interest in things, which includes food as well.

a lot of people headcanon dazai as someone who doesn't eat much, and i agree with that. dazai is so dominated by conflicted feelings and his intrinsic "fear" of desiring anything for himself that he just... doesn't have much interest in food.

to him the whole act of eating is a bother, a mere bodily function he wishes to avoid. sometimes when he's lying on his futon his stomach would start rumbling, but dazai couldn't bring himself to get up and eat something. he has no appetite, what's the point?

he doesn't even get much joy from eating. he loves crab, sure, but that's more of a safe food than anything, a sort of parachute preventing him from free falling into the depths of starvation.

this disorder manifested in a particularly intense way during the mafia years. it wasn't a safe environment at all, and dazai's mental health got in the way of his eating habits.

chuuya would forcefully shove some food down his throat sometimes. he's naturally a caretaker after all, he used to steal food for his friends when he was the leader of the sheep—hell, he even gave his mediocre portion away if some other kid was still hungry. how could he ignore that dazai was basically starving himself?

hirotsu would give him some candies and chocolate bars. even kouyou, who never liked him that much, invited him to drink some tea with her and chuuya in the afternoon.

dazai was getting progressively skinnier with each passing day, and in return chuuya got progressively angrier at him because the brunet would lose focus and dissociate on the battlefield or, worse, collapse from starvation ("it's not like i care about you or something, okay!? i just want to complete this mission and go home." )

it didn't happen that much, but dazai actually did collapse sometimes and chuuya made sure to get insanely mad at him and remind him that he needs three fucking meals a day to survive. dazai would fight back and scream at him with all the strength in his lungs ("this is none of your business. who do you think you are? why don't you go take care of your friends' graves and leave me alone?" )

sooo yep, they used to fight about this a lot, but as long as dazai ate something chuuya was okay with putting up with his shitty demeanor. he didn't mind fighting every other day if it meant dazai actually put some nutrients in his body.

leaving the mafia and joining the agency (plus seeing a psychiatrist, courtesy of yosano's perseverance) did wonders to his mental health, and his food habits changed as well.

his brain is nowhere near 100% functional, let's be clear—he still gets bad days and relapses in his old harmful habits, and he even ghosted his therapist at some point because that shit scares him. but being in a happier and safer environment helps for sure.

sometimes his coworkers share their lunch with him and even though dazai doesn't eat much, they never pressure him to take more bites.

when they host small parties in their office, dazai never leaves without eating something. who would have thought kunikida was such a great cook?

and yosano's small cakes? they are delicious. the strawberry one is his favourite.

since their reunion—which led to their confession and their decision to cherish the non-romantic and non-sexual connection that binds their souls together—chuuya learnt to deal with this aspect of dazai properly.

back in the mafia he was just a kid who knew nothing (damn, he literally raised himself on the streets, and that's why he's always been open about being gay—he literally had no idea homophobia was a thing) and the way he approached dazai's struggles wasn't even remotely healthy.

but chuuya grew over the years. not physically (much to his dismay), but he joined online communities, learnt a lot about mental disorders and read about people's experiences.

when he stumbled across an article describing a situation similar to dazai's, everything made sense.

"perhaps you view eating as a chore because no one has ever cooked a meal for you with love?" his therapist had asked once, and dazai had laughed at her.

but when chuuya cooked him a meal while he was running a fever, something shifted.

he never believed in such things, yet he could swear he tasted chuuya's feelings as he ate the soup on his plate.

care. worry. adoration.

love, even?

this is hilarious.

another day chuuya taught him the basics of cooking ("if eating bores you to death, then try eating something you have made. it's satisfying, you know? because you made it with your own hands." )

dazai hates when chuuya is right.

aaaand here we are in the current timeline of my series.

dazai is far from being perfect but he's doing infinitely better. he still doesn't have a big appetite, but he eats way more than he used to. most importantly, food generally tastes nice on his tongue now.

he still relapses in his old mindset sometimes—it's okay, that's part of the healing process—but there are a lot of people who have his back now.

he's loved and cherished and doesn't have to face the world alone anymore.

[angelbby555]

"Controlling each other's tinder dates!" Pt. 3

pt. 1 pt. 2

Summary: A year later, Bradley finally comes face to face with his favorite youtuber, and takes you out on a real date.

pairing: Bradley Bradshaw x female reader

word count: 3500 K

warning: allusions to smut.

Because of his pride Bradley never messaged you over Tinder after. He never gained the guts to shoot you an invite to get dinner. You didn't reach out either, and according to your videos, you loved him too.

Penny called him once. Bradley had violated multiple traffic laws that day. He drove the Bronco like his life depend on it. But the moment he got their you, were gone. Penny claimed to had offered you ever drink to man kind, but you got shy and left. Maverick with his yapping couldn't even keep you there.

Bradley mopped very hard the whole week after. He re-watched his favorite videos on your channel "Camilla Birthday blast <3" You looked very beautiful in your cocktail gown at your friends party. Stunning, breathtaking, out of his league. He had lost his dream girl that week.

Bradley was openly re-watching your videos at base, Jake had caught him. It was a huge reality check. Because somewhere in Bradley hazy mind, he had a chance with you. But the moment Jake said 'you were his favorite youtuber." The words had hit him like a freight train. You were his favorite youtuber, not his girl, just a big fan of you- that's all he was.

After that, Bradley did some reflecting in the rec room. It was becoming unhealthy. He knew your hobbies and interests, watched all your videos and began to re-watch them, and knew personal information about you. Bradley got a little scared when he realized, that he never could watch the video that included your ex boyfriend. He couldn't stomach it, his jealousy wouldn't let him.

He need to cut himself off. Never had, he ever been a big fan of something like this.

Then Bradley was hit with, deployment after deployment. First Florida for a month, then Wisconsin, and then Hawaii for a good chunk of the year. He didn't have much access to his phone during these missions. So in his mind Bradley was counting up the amount of weekly videos, he had stored up to watch when he got home.

Except Bradley became busy catching up with his friends when he got back home, he never got a chance to watch his 'favorite youtuber.' By the end of the year, Bradley had 64 unwatched videos. Which was a surprise since all of the videos under your channel were decorated with a red line under it.

The channel had grown. It wasn't a cute underground fan base anymore, it was crossing influencer territory. Bradley was happy for the recognition the trio got, yet a bit upset it that everyone could have an opinion on you.

The day, he had nothing else to do he decided to click on your newest video titled "Stress baking." Of course the first frame of the video was of you setting up the camera on the kitchen counter. You grown more beautiful, looked more radiant, and still had a smile that mad him melt.

"Hi guys!" You excited waved to the camera.

Bradley whimpered. Gosh he had missed when this channel was his life. Bradley just wanted to watch a minute of it, and somehow magically ended up watching a bit more. You talked about your cousin wedding. How you felt like you were still in the same place and everyone was growing up without you.

"Look how pretty!" You squealed showing the pink frosted cupcakes you made with your friends. They looked professional, like they were store bought. "These are the kind of cupcakes, I would make for Bradley when he comes home." You licked some frosting off your finger, and off screen it could be heard your friends laughter.

Instantly his heart was pounding against his rib cage. 9 months, and you still made jokes about him and you being together. Bradley had to pause the video because somewhere, in your mind there was a little folder that had his name on it.

"Gosh what are you doing to me pretty?" He rubbed his face over his hands. One special shout out and Bradley was becoming delusional again.

Not this time he told him self. Bradley couldn't keep playing these games anymore, it wasn't healthy. He clicked off the video. There was no chance he could casually like you, Bradley could only love you.

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"Do you guys remember, when Bradley called me the prettiest girl in the bar?" You playfully twirled your hair between your fingers. Camilla was filming on the camcorder, which was slowly becoming your favorite camera.

"Can you guys believe we filmed that video almost a year ago, and y/n is still hung up on the guy?" Josephine teased. It was truly hard to believe, because you never intend on liking a guy based on 5 minutes of meeting him.

"It's crazy because every time we come to this beach, the one by his bar- I get nervous." You let your tote bag fall on the sand, once you three picked a spot on the beach. "Every time I get this adrenaline like maybe he could be here."

Camilla passed the red cam corner to Josephine so she could set her beach towel up. But she reached for you instead pulling you into her embrace.

"Aw honey!" Camilla placed a hand behind your head. Out of your 2 friends, Camilla was the one to complain more about your silly Bradley comments. But right now, she felt empathy, that you actually still liked him.

"Yeah feel pity for me." You playfully nodded.

"How about we start making merch and plaster Bradley face all over it?" Josephine added. Never would you do that, but it was a funny thought.

"Specifically his shirtless beach pic." You replied making both your friends agree. "Now since I think of it, this might be where he took the picture."

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The day had been very relaxing. Tanning under the sun, going swimming with your friends, and eating watermelon Camilla had packed.

None of you had picked up the camera since you were at the beach. Enjoying the moment spent with each other, rather than recording for people to see. The channel had grown in subscribers over the year and, all of you started valuing your privacy a bit more. Nothing extreme, just kept a few things personal, topics amongst both your friends.

You held the camera up to yourself. In the reflection, you could tell you've tanned since your bikini line was visible.

"Alright party people, where going to Hard Deck because we're thirsty and-"

"We wanna see daddy Bradley!" Josephine joked as she folded her beach towel up. She had taken the words straight from your mouth. It was amusing that your friends were the biggest Bradley supporter and also the biggest Bradley haters, because you brought him up weekly.

All of you finished packing your things up and headed back to the car to put your things away. You were holding the camera this time around, recording your friends talking about how boring Marvel movies were.

"Dang, y/n passed her Bradley nerves down to me!" Camilla jumped up and down, shaking her hands. You tried not to give up your emotions too, because you felt the blood pumping through your veins.

"Shut up, were probably not even gonna see him!" You dismissed with a shake of your head.

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Bradley and Nat were both doubled over in laughter, seeing how stupid Hangman looked in Bob's wired framed glasses. He never realizes how much he misses his friends until he realizes how empty he feels without them.

Natasha made him do 4 shots and shot gun multiple cans of Bud light. Surely he would not be able to drive home tonight. Bradley had finally caught his breath, when he saw Penny approach the pool table. Never in his frequent visit to the bar, had he ever seen Penny's not behind the counter.

"Wow Pen, I've never seen your bottom half." Bradley snorted not realizing how tipsy he was. "It's just as good looking as you top half-"

"Bradshaw have you not heard me calling your name for the past minute!" It was the first time Penny's sweet voice was above an octave too high for him.

"No, what's up?" Bradley's expression turned serious. Penny hazel eyes glanced around at the rest of the daggers before landing back to him.

"That weird girl you went out with was here a couple of seconds ago." Penny's tone softened. "I was trying to get your attention a long time ago, wasn't sure if you were still into her."

Based on the way Bradley shot up instantly, he was clearly still into his Tinder date from a year ago.

"Thanks Pen." Bradley placed a hand on her shoulder before moving through people. The rest of his friends were also shocked by this information, but he didn't care. He refused to lose you this time. Bradley didn't even know what he was gonna say to you when he saw you, but all that matter was getting to see in real life again.

The cool night breeze planted light kisses on his hair when exited the stuffy bar. The air smelled like sea salt as his eyes searched around the parking lot. Bradley's brain was buzzing with information he knew. You drove a white Nissan convertible. The car was still in the parking lot, you had to be here some where.

It felt like a treasure hunt when Bradley was adding up the information up in his head. There was an excitement that took over his tipsy state. You were close. Maybe a minute or two passed.

That's when he saw you, and your two friends. Walking back to the parking lot with ice cream cups in hand while Camilla filmed both of you.

It felt like an honor to be in your presence. Like after the solid month he spent watching you videos, you felt more like a celebrity then a person. A rare gem he thought, he would never find. You hadn't notice him since he was standing by the Hard deck across the street.

There was 2 other girls talking to you guys. They were probably supporters too since the girls had stopped to take a picture. There was liquid courage flowing through his veins. The two girls went back to their car, and that's when Bradley wasn't thinking straight and thought it was the perfect time to strike for himself too.

His long slides got him there in no time. Now here he was standing next to you. You were wearing a pretty throw over dress, and your skin had looked dark from the time Bradley assumed you spent on the beach.

"Hey can I get a picture? I'm a huge fan." Bradley took his phone out of his pocket. You turned around to face him and you dropped your ice cream cup splattering chocolate and vanilla on the concrete.

"Bradley fucking Bradshaw! No way! " You covered your mouth. Bradley wanted to kiss you and hug you, but he stood there blushing not knowing what to do. Josephine and Camilla were surprised as well.

"I was wondering what happened to my tinder date when I came back from the bathroom." Bradley playfully laughed. Your hand was still clamped over your mouth, baffled to see him. Bradley felt like he should be the one freaking out standing next to a famous person.

"Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry. I've acted like that, it was a-" You cut your own apology off, registering the words he said a moment ago. "...Wait, you've watched the video?"

He should have been ashamed that he wasn't at all apart of the usual demographic. But standing in front of you seeing you freak out, Bradley didn't feel to embarrassed to express his love.

"Yeah, one of my friends should it to me."

"I sure hope it wasn't Penny." Through your shocked and timid attitude, You could still crack jokes. It got a laugh out of both your friends and Bradley. "Yeah because, you know how I am. Might flip a table." You sheepishly stared at the ice cream that was splattered on the pavement. Bradley couldn't believe he had this much of an effect on you.

"No it's all good I thought it was funny once I saw the prank." That was that fattest lie he had told considering how upset he was after. "But I'm serious about that picture though." Initially it was his pick up line, but the more he thought about the idea of wrapping an arm around your shoulder for a photo, made him smile.

"Anything you want, I should be asking you for the photo." You cringed at your words. Camilla and Josephine weren't controlling what you did, so naturally for him you were a silly flirt.

Bradley handed his phone to Josephine. Both of your friends had been too stunned to speak. Camilla was hiding behind a camcorder and he smiled.

"I'm gonna be in the video again?" Bradley excited asked. Oh he was for sure gonna wait impatient for this upload. Bradley placed a polite hand on your lower back, instead of bring you close like he wanted. But to his surprise, you leaned in closer.

"If you want." You looked up at him with your beautiful eyes, that he had spent a month looking at through a screen. The height difference, made him wanna protect you from the rest of the world.

"I mean of course. It would be crazy to make my come back." Josephine handed his phone back to him. Bradley was confident that in these pictures neither one of you had glanced at the camera. "When I say I'm your biggest fan I mean that." Bradley confessed followed by a nervous laugh.

"I'm your biggest fan." You blurted out. He didn't know why he had been so nervous about this. You liked him, he loved you, it was that simple. Before he could shove his phone back into his pocket he glanced at you.

"Maybe you can give me your number and we can go out again. But this time around you don't prank me?" Bradley chuckled handing his phone over to you. You tried to get words out but you were speechless.

"Uh huh." You nodded instantly taking his phone and dialing your number in his phone. You passed the phone back to him and he smiled.

"Alright, it was an honor girls. This has been the highlight of my night." Bradley said confidently. "I'll call you, pretty girl. Night Josephine, night Camilla." Bradley was feeling like the man as he walked away.

Behind him he could hear all of you freak out. It was truly an honor.

"He knows my name!" Josephine screeched out like a fan girl.

"Bradley watches the videos?! Shut the fuck up." Camilla laughed too. He wanted to turned around to see all of your reaction but walked back to the bar. After a year, he finally got his do over.

⊹☆~⟡⋆

"Can I tell you something?" You nervously snapped your hair tie against your wrist. Bradley was sitting across the table from you. It was an out door restaurant, and the sky was slowly starting to turn orange and purple. "I'm a little nervous." You confessed making Bradley grin.

It should be illegal the amount of times you have re-watched your latest video with Bradley as a feature. He was so handsome and tall, and so... daddy.

From the prank video you filmed, it was dared of you to call him that. Now you would say that willingly. Because everything about his screamed daddy. His big hand on the smalls of your back, his Hawaiian shirt you can imagine wearing, and the way he said he was a fan of you. It almost felt weird not calling him daddy as he sat on the other end of the table.

You didn't know but Bradley was feeling antsy like you were. He couldn't be a wuss though so he kept the knuckle cracking under the table.

"Why's that?" Bradley rasped. The golden sunlight was hitting his face beautifully. It looked like he was dipped in sweet honey. His whiskey colored eyes, felt like they stared into your soul.

Your mouth felt bone dry. It's like you're back in college, and the professor had asked you a question you didn't know the answer to, and everyone was waiting for a response.

"I don't know." Your tone of voice sounded like a whine. Your face started to grow hot. A chuckle rumbled threw his chest, and you placed your forehead on the table in embarrassment.

"You don't know?" Bradley repeated with a fondness in his voice. You picked your head back off the table realizing your hot date was still waiting for a response. For him you would find an answer.

"It's just-" You felt face burn up staring at him. He was even more handsome then your last date. "I made a fool of myself before. I don't want to mess up again." You swallowed dryly, grabbing the glass of water on the table to calm yourself down.

Bradley tilted his head, examining your face. Only making you want to sink in your chair as you placed the glass back down.

"It wasn't you controlling the last tinder date was it?" Bradley reminded you with a reassuring smile. Words couldn't be found so you nodded your head. "Don't worry, it's all water under the bridge for me."

Bradley placed his elbow on the white table cloth almost knocking down all his utensils in the process. A small laugh escaped your lips, and automatically he was smiling shaking his head out of embarrassment.

"But, if you wanted to hop on the chair and tell everybody you love me, I wouldn't stop you." Bradley joked. He was ready to take the joke back but you laughed a little more. The timid walls were slowly coming down.

The waiter came back with both of your plates. You had gotten crab cakes with fried fish, while Bradley got lobster with a side of shrimp calamari.

Your stomach had been rumbling all day, and the food smelled delicious, but you kept staring at Bradley. Not believing he was real. After the year of horny jokes you made about him, here he was in all his glory.

Both of you thanked the waiter, and you both had caught each other's eyes. The corners of Bradley's lips were pulling up, you were mirroring him because you were smiling right back at him.

"I'll invite you to ice cream since you dropped yours last time." His sexy stare was no match for you so you had to look away at the sunset.

After the ice cream Bradley had promised you it was nothing but making out in his bronco. His lips alone had your panties completely soaked. It felt like you were on Ecstasy, you still couldn't believe this was happening.

Dinner was amazing, Bradley had the skill of making you comfortable and to keep you talking. His jokes made you laugh, and you both had shared your food with one another. Every thing about him was perfect, he was worth the year wait.

"Let's go to your place." You said against his mouth. For a second Bradley almost didn't notice you had said something since your kisses felt too sweet. It took him a few seconds to pull away.

"I live in the barracks." Bradley confessed his lips brushing against yours again. "I have a twin bed." Like him earlier, you had completely blacked out since his tongue was in your mouth. But once the words registered a moan slipped out your lips.

"My idiot friends will make fun of me if I bring you home." You rested your forehead against his, that didn't stop him from pecking your lips repeatedly.

"Ashamed of me?" Bradley was breathless when he finally pulled away to look at you.

"Never." You smiled crashing your lips back onto his.

⊹☆~⟡⋆

Of course, both your idiot friends had to be on the couch when Bradley was kissing down your neck when you unlocked the front door. Bradley wasn't even present to the stares since his main focus was to leave a visible love bite on your neck.

Josephine and Camilla stared at you from the couch while you stood still like a deer in headlights while Bradley was stuck on your neck.

You almost threw your head back in front of them. For a second you even thought Bradley was gonna start taking your clothes off when you felt his hand creep up into your blouse.

"If it ain't Bradley himself?" Josephine announced causing Bradley to remove his warm mouth of your neck. For a second you felt ashamed, but then you realized you had a hot guy standing behind you so suddenly it was more of a boost to your ego.

"Hi ladies." Bradley smiled leaning down into your shoulder. He guided you to the closest door he saw. But the girls start laughing.

"It's the other hall buddy." Camilla pointed to the other side of the apartment. Bradley manhandled you and with his arms turned you back around.

"Thank you." Bradley playfully bit your shoulder. Gosh you couldn't believe this was real. Bradley bulge was brushing up against you butt, as you walked. "Goodnight." Bradley said to your friends.

"I'll see them in the morning." Bradley said into your ear causing you to smile, when you opened your bedroom door.

Finally.

The end! thank you to the 2 people that read this lol! might write a few one shots for these two at some point.

[insane4fandoms]

GGGGGAAHHHH I SAW THIS BUT I HAD TO WORK

NOW IM HERE AND IM GOING INSANE

Anyways-

MAD TOOK CARE OF HIS WOUNDS. MAD TOOK CARE OF HIS WOUNDS. SOMEONE HOLD ME FOWN IM GOING FERAL (did I mention I love brother dynamics in media?/J)

Always been fascinated with the Bystander Effect myself. It’s bittersweet that no one really does anything when one bad things happens until ONE person steps up to intervene. My theater friends has a running joke about it, as when we see one of us jokingly getting scolded by tech crew, we would run in and shout: “I will NOT be a bystander!!” Good times.

Ugh, Casey doesn’t even believe that someone like mad, a psychopathic child murderer, would actually tend to the bullets wounds and keep him alive if not wanting something from him. Mad just wants to have his baby brother back (he still believes that he can have a relationship with Casey as if the things he did doesn’t matter)

FNAF LORE MENTIONED!! Actually insane that the goofy puppet hand animatronics are possessed by the ghosts of children, the FNAF:TM lore is just as crazy as the game version cuz it’s doing too much 😭

OOOO POCKET WATCH COMIC MOMENT MENTIONED TOO!! Also, I can’t wait to put more dept into them as kids and their relationship with Father Time (the man under the clock for those wondering) and yes, he will be based on a YouTuber >:)

Ugh, love the way you described Mad’s robot hands, gives me chills legit. I also feel that despite the hatred, the small inner child of Casey who adored Mad is the reason he asked about his hands.

Now THIS is why he’s a detective/private investigator, he knows so much from just the evidence he gains and caught Mad off guard, that’s my man! (Proud creator moment)

Get him Casey, rip on him and his flaws and insecurities! Tear down his pride and make him feel insignificant against all those other criminals!! >:)

GOD the way Mad’s anger issues is written I was scared for my boy Casey 😔 I like the thought of him storming out to try and calm down to not and accidentally hurt him reminds me whenever I annoy my brother too much he’ll proceed to walk away into his room in order to not drop kick me.

Poor Azalea, having to be the one able to fit through the doggy door, but I guess that’s an upside to being the shortest ig. Cal will definitely make fun of her in the future lmao.

Casey is completely done with these people lol, my man just revealed himself from the shadows and only then actually gave those two a scare. Bro does NOT want to deal with Mad, nevertheless the Pentas members.

He doesn’t even believe that they willingly went out of their way to rescue him 😭 he needs to know there’s people who care about him (even if in a weird way of caring)

Poor guy, he’s having a ptsd moment. Would give him a big old hug if I wasn’t scared to go near him. (Also logically you don’t hug someone who is in a mental state while experiencing ptsd anyways-)

Mad stalking around looking Casey while he trying to coax him into coming out is giving when your siblings hits you too hard and they’re trying to make you not cry to your parents 🥲 that was me on both ends fr

Since Ethan is 5’8, I give his props for carrying Casey’s 6’3 ass away while Azalea helps her brother.

GIRLBOSS MOMENT FROM AZALEA YOU GO GIRL!! INJECT VENOM INTO HIS BLOOD STREAM AND MAKE HIM WRITHE IN AGONY!!

It’s giving that one blooper moment FNAF:TM where Matt accidentally threw the chair into the wall so hard it got stuck and they just stood there like 🧍🧍

Audibly chuckled on the Tuna melt comment, never fail to make me laugh Caliban.

RRAHHHG I CANT WAIT FOR MORE!! Waiting for more Phoenix lol. Bet Scout is excited to see Casey again, cuz I am excited to see more snippets!

You changed,

You haven’t

A follow up to our lovely collab with @wouldntyou-liketoknow, this is more of a flashback to kinda get into the relationship between Casey and Mad through Mad’s eyes. It may never erase what he’s done, but it may show a glimpse as to why he can’t seem to let Casey go.

Has always been, and always will be known as a monster, yet one soul decided to take a chance, to hold his hand and make him feel something more than just a monster. He was more in that person’s eyes, and he never wanted to let go of that feeling. The simple single touch of another who never views him as nothing more than a…

Shame he no longer can feel the touch.

@crazy-obsessed-enby @iswmperson @lexusinsannus @sammys-magical-au @wouldntyou-liketoknow @the-matpat-ever

He can only dream.

[slashingdisneypasta]

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[al-luviec]

juvie buddies

[rickybaby]

Genuine question as I am curious — I know it’s pretty obvious with his expressions/ body language that Daniel seemed shy/insecure(?) about having his braces, but has he ever outright said anything about feeling that way with them? Just out of curiosity as I am new around here!

“I feel very different in terms of looks. Fortunately, experience also bought me better looks. I’m not really too fond of showing people photos of me when I was younger”

[defiledtomb]

you know when you're going through a high stress situation that is prolonged and agonizing but you've put on a brave face and you think you've got this! 💪 and then a week into it you accidentally burn your quinoa and there's smoke and all of a sudden your skin is sloughing off and you feel like alice about to be swept away in a tide of her own tears? mmnnmm yeag.

[sunburstsky]

So in this last episode we had confirmed:

1. Indri, who 2/3rds of the party is infatuated with, is Big BAD Lady in a very real way and can call down the memories of stars, including the ones shining into her library

2. If you “flee” (and i just feel that the definition of that might be a little squishy in this specific scenario) *within a mile* of Grimore, you are as good as dead

oh this is DELICIOUS

[sereniv]

Well i think we ALL should be threatening not to vote for Harris if she doesnt call for an arms embargo. Id say ceasfire but lets be real

I think we ALL should be putting our effort into applying pressure on ending a genocide, rather than pressuring people to vote for someone who not only seems to be going back on policies she said she stood for, but is also not proving she will actually do anything on the situation in Palestine

The voting hasnt happened. You can't get mad at people for AT LEAST threatening to not vote for her. Threatening. As in, no one has voted yet. So it's all talk right now.

If people dont end up vote for Harris it will be her own fault. Thats just how it works. What she says, but more importantly what she does, is what makes people vote for her just like any other candidate

we arent even asking that much. At the VERY least, is to stop sending weapons. 1 thing she and biden are capable of doing but have shown having no plans on even considering it.

Now, I dont know what im doing when it comes to voting bc theres a lot that can happen until then. im not thinking of what im going to do, im focused on helping to apply pressure. Ive sent emails and called. But even just talking about it can help.

Yes, if Trump wins it IS worse, beyond Palestine. For the planet, and everyone.

But the fact is that some people will not vote for her. That is a fact.

Another Fact is some people will vote for her only if they feel confident she will actually do something about the genocide.

These are facts. You don't even need a source for that

Why are you wasting your time on people who wont vote, instead of convincing the Hold Voters to vote for Kamala by making Kamala someone they will want to vote for?

WE arent dividing the vote. SHE is.

Worry about the blame game for after the election.

For now, help us get her to agree that the United states will stop sending weapons to Israel and/or keep the halt (of weapons), if by some miracle biden gets something done.

[b-blushes]

thursday quest - no physical therapy today - make and eat lunch sooooo early but i can do it!!!!! - get ready for wedding - attend wedding! yay! (: - decompress well when i get home <3

[cescalr]

Oooh, definitely glee for the fandom asks! <3

Always with the hornets' nests with these ones, I see! Though i don't think there's a fandom out there that isn't in some way a hornets' nest once it gets large enough... hm. Alright. I'm just gonna be as honest as i can be about this, and tag accordingly.

Glee:

my favourite female character: augh. argh. ouph. so difficult. so hard. Since I'm working off of half-remembered show and half recently-rewatched show... its a tossup. Mercedes, Santana, Quinn. Probably Mercedes. She did nothing wrong ever in her entire life <3 well okay maybe except that one time she smashed kurt's car windows (but it was a banger song, though). Can't say Santana because of the Biphobia TM and other things like excessive use of bigotry-based insults, and Quinn. Oh god girl. Cheating is not cool! Funnily enough! So I find them really interesting but 'favourite' is hard to say. Mercedes. Mercedes for sure <3

my favourite male character: Blaine sam blaine sam blaine sam yes. I am imitating ripping petals off of flowers and coming to a conclusion based on which is the last name i said. So I guess that means Sam! But really this is a tie.

my favourite book/season/etc: Mannnnn idk. I don't like shows for seasons as-a-whole. Also i could not tell you what happened in any given season if you held a gun to my head. I'm not good at that. The only shows i know 'seasons' of are Buffy and Teen Wolf because i've watched them like 100000000000 times (exaggeration) for various reasons (mostly fanfiction research).

my favourite episode (if its a tv show): I can tell you my LEAST favourite episode (blame it on the alcohol, thank you Kurt king of biphobia! this is a persona foible it's not the worst episode in the show. by far. by far. it's kind of an average one. I'm just angry at it.) BUT er. Favourite? Idk. Genuinely some of the earlier Kurt-centric stuff was really well done (his convo with Burt... <3) and the Quinn giving birth accompanied by bohemian rhapsody was obviously iconic, but if I'll be honest I couldn't name any episodes of this show (other than That One previously stated, anyway). And yeah most of the time they were named after song titles and No i don't remember those song titles either. I'm just so bad at this. My memory is that of a goldfish's being haphazardly bounced around on a sieve.

my favourite cast member: it would be really funny if I said Demi Lovato [she counts!] but the truth is N/A: i don't know these people !!! They are strangers!! (i don't. follow celebrities. at all. I couldn't even name most of them. They're just people doing a job and their lives are irrelevant to me beyond their ability to perform that job well. I do not need to know where they live and what coffee they drink. Stalker shit tbh. I'm kind of a very private person myself, so rpf-adjacent stuff just... creeps me out. I've never watched a single cast interview in my lifetime and I'm not about to start!)

my favourite ship: Difficult to say! Grave and obvious lie. Blam. It's blam. Quintana is a close runner up though Santana really needs to stop dating people who cheat on the regular (I'll accept Quinn has grown enough not to do this by the time a Quintana coupling would be viable - and satisfying in terms of character arcs - narratively speaking).

a character I’d die defending: Blaine Anderson did something wrong for sure but like Kurt did it first so shrugs. Cancels out. Bad for each other! Case closed!

a character I just can’t sympathize with: genuinely don't remember if I had one of those the first time around because I was like 10 and just didn't pay attention if I didn't care, but Terri and her racist self take that 'prize' this time, alongside the obvious predator in the room [original choir teacher. Sandy? I forget his name immediately after hearing it. He doesn't deserve to be remembered]. Also JBI is just.... a yikes character all around. I mean, he's a blatant stereotype for one, in a the people who wrote this person don't like jews kind of way. Unfortunately common stereotype too, for the era, so not only is he that, he's also lazy. Just a one-note pervert who's the butt of various antisemitic 'jokes' you've heard from era-peer shows a million times over, tired and awful and a sour reminder of bigotry that continues to this day. Really regrettable character who's lack of redeeming qualities was probably purposeful. (I know Rachel and tina are also jewish, but this comes up very rarely and mostly only when santana needs to say something kind of fucked up, as is her modus operandi, for 'comic relief'. Tina's jewish-ness wasn't even canon for several seasons, because she didn't have a surname or a family or anything resembling complex character depth for several seasons. The one time I really remember Rachel's religion being important was when she was pressuring Kurt into believing in some kind of god, which??? don't do that. Bad example. Trying to guilt trip a friend into faith sucks. I take back what i said earlier Mercedes did that too. Boo. Girls try again that was a bad showing all around. Though i have no idea why Kurt went the acupuncture route as his 'secular' option but i think that has to do a lot with the writers doing literally no research ever once in their lives (you can tell they don't by the way they write the football segments of the show, which make no sense according to football fans who watch Glee, of which there are numerous because real life isn't like fiction where you can only like music or sports. Most of the kids in my school year were doing the most of everything ever if they were the 'popular' ones - we do that differently; popularity isn't really based on who know know; for some bizzare reason literally everyone knew who I was? Even people I'd never spoken to?? - but more about like... how much you can do, I guess. Overachievers, but I'm not saying that negatively; these people were generally - generally - very nice, and surprisingly chill for people who had no spare time whatsoever. I'm not entirely sure when they slept; A* across the board, at least one sport, at least one instrument, several extracurriculars, parties every weekend, dozens of friends and an s.o. . Eh? Way too much going on. Scary lifestyle! Impressive burnout rate, probably. Er. Tangent! Back to the scheduled programming).) There's uhhhh there's a lot of bad characters on the show, but i'd say Sandy and Terri and her equally but more loudly racist sister are truly completely irredeemable ones. Like they're not interesting or anything, they're just there to be narrative annoyances (which, in the case of Sandy specifically, is insane. Arrest that man!!! He has actively sexually assaulted minors!!!).

a character I grew to love: difficult to say because I tend to just make an opinion and stick to it. Also i don't remember who i liked at first and who i didn't, this show came out when i was eight. I didn't watch it until I was a little older than that, of course, but I frankly have spotty memory until my late teens, so! I'm not sure!! Quinn, probably. Pink-hair-era Quinn helped me understand her more, and seeing the moments of kindness hidden behind practical cruelty, when you understand her family and situation, makes things make a lot more sense. It takes a lot to get me to sympathise with a cheater, but I can see where Quinn was getting all turned around in her head about life because of her upbringing and socialisation, not to mention the profoundly negative impact cheerios had on her mentally and that the school's culture in general was not exactly a breeding ground for empathy and optimism.

my anti otp: can you tell (klaine). I don't dislike Kurt!!! Please let him have a fun chillaxed boyfriend in new york with his vogue friends. But also please stop attempting to control other people's diets thank you!! Thank you!! I'm of mixed feelings. Blaine and Kurt both did at least one bad, relationship-ending thing, and proved over and over again that they just weren't on the same wavelength in regards to life goals and ways of living it. They can't even share the same living space, which is kind of required for a functional marriage. I don't know, it just seems like they settled for their first proper, serious boyfriend even if that's not really the best match, and I... wish they'd just got to see more of life first, you know? They got married at like 20! Or something! I'm 23, I cannot imagine getting married at 20. That's a baby. Let them live first!

(same for Santana and Brittney, imo. I also don't really like them together because Santana and Brittney have very different ideas regarding monogamy, which is just never going to go down well in the long run. If your girl cheats on you like twenty times and tells you to your face its not cheating in her view of things, but you think it is, break up with her because you'll just make each other miserable. Brittney sort of seems incapable of feeling guilt but if she were, this kind of moral pressure would be Not Good, and obviously Santana isn't comfortable with the idea and doesn't have to be!! Just move on!!! Find other people!!!! Don't marry your first girlfriend if you've broken up like ten times this is simple!!!! Please!!!! But Klaine wins out over Brittana because - in my opinion, glee fandom please do not persecute me, I am known for this specific thing - I see... interactions that verge on abusive between Klaine that I don't see in Brittana. So. Oof? Ex; use of public perception to disguise attack; deliberately hurting Blaine in a stage-combat fencing match (you are not meant to make actual contact in these) and thus using Blaine's own dislike of making his difficulties common knowledge against him in order to 'punish' him. This is no good! Don't do this!!.[Also just to err vaguepost about a comment.... that is. not. what i would call passive aggressive. Physically attacking someone with a sword - no matter the type of sword, fencing foils hurt just as much, they're just not stab-you sharp... er, these days - is just straight-up aggressive.]).

Note that negative things stick in the mind better than positive ones; on a rewatch I may well alter my opinion!

But also I'm really, really stubborn. So it's not likely. Klaine.

[eikichi-supremacy]

hey so do you think wtv keiko had to deal with growing up with yusuke could be considered a type of parentification