"duke just seems less traumatized by comparison he just seems mentally stable yknow by comparison, he just seems normal and regular and he's a bat! so hm you know he has to be kinda quirky by definition just not as interesting or competent as the rest of them, you get it!!! he just seems boring by comparison"
do you see how yall sound
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Okay sound off, who do you think from current DA media is going to become a companion in DA:D and do you think they will be romanceable?
I will bet and eat my Left Shoe that our boy Marius (ostensibly from Magekiller) is going to be a romanceable companion. The build up in the comics around him and his past and his sad wet intense personality- he's a perfect set up for a "I Can Fix Him" companion. I can smell it.
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I saw this poll on YouTube and can’t stop thinking about it. In a fight that was Obi-Wan Kenobi and Count Dooku vs Anakin Skywalker and Darth Maul who would win.
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IS THAT THE MORON. THE EMOTIONALLY DENSER THAN A BLACK HOLE IDIOT HIMSELF. LAOZU HOW DID YOU GET HERE. WHERE IS YOUR HUSBAND.
well EXCUSE ME i am very smart. i am a genius who figured out how to move between universes
in fact i am here because said husband was worried about his brother (yes Zewu-jun people do in fact worry about you)
so i was experimenting with talismans, and BOOM (there were several accidental booms as well) i am here now. i have gotten a quick tutorial on this world (pokemon are ADORABLE) and the technology
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I BURNT MY FUCKING SAUCE. I BURNT MY FINGER. I ALMOST BURNT MY NOODLES. RAGE AND HATE ON PLANET EARTH
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i’m crying I just thought of an Alice in Wonderland AU with the junior trio where Jin Ling is Alice, Lan Sizhui is the white rabbit, Lan Jingyi is the Cheshire cat, Lan Wangji is the caterpillar, Wei Wuxian is the mad hatter and Jiang Cheng is the Red Queen
except Wonderland’s creatures and environment are all based on Chinese mythology, flora/fauna, ancient architecture, etc.
like the absolute chaos of this situation, i’m gonna s c r e a m
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Vyvanse is such a silly little drug. I get up at 11, take it at noon, what's a normal sleep phase I don't know her.
The first hour passes and I'm like "dude nothings happening except me getting sweaty and my heart's going a bit faster" and then I blink and it's another 2 hours later and I've just blitzed doing every chore available to me, organized all my shit for the day, read through 500 tumblr posts, watched some random-ass YouTube clips, and made myself food I don't want to eat because my appetite is suppressed but I know food consumption is a task. It's like all of my ADHD bullshit for the entire day happens at light speed over a few hours.
Then I sit down and can do The Big Task of the day for 5 hours or more and, unlike with a hyperfocus, can remain focused on it even after taking breaks to go do other stuff.
Then the end of the day hits and I'm tired and need to go to sleep but I still feel the Productivity Need so for some reason I watch 50 more "Educational" YouTube videos until it subsides and then finally fall asleep at 2am.
Like. Does it cure my ADHD? Absolutely not. Does it make me less chaotic? No. But does it allow me to consistently channel my ADHD energy productively? Oh, yeah. I'm not 100% sure that's what my doctors were going for when they prescribed it, but I gotta be honest I kinda love it.
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ok i guess im posting my dnd opinions today. alignment as a system is so fickle and debated because the average ttrpg player is not somebody who is interested in philosophical theory, let alone an in-depth discussion of morality, so defining both the good/evil and chaotic/lawful spectrums is fucking difficult because NOBODY here is equipped to answer questions like "what is evil?" let alone "what makes a person Inherently Evil or Inherently Good", and the fact that the average dnd group would need to satisfactorily ANSWER those questions in order to rules-lawyer certain spells/items/abilities is absolutely fucking ridiculous
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I need to see Dalton, Knox, and Tommy Conlon fuck. Me.
All of them need to fuck each other and me.
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Yo! It's ya boi, Guzma.
So I've seen people goin' around and sendin' lovey-dovey letters to their cuties. What's up with that? Dunno but I thought, ya know, why not send one to ya, heh? OK maybe Plum' elbowed me in the sides sayin' I should force myself to be romantic for once. What's up with that?
But ya know. Thought wouldn't leave my mind so here I am, writin' to my sweetie. Hope you'll like it, my li'l Butterfree. Man, ya boi's bad at romance, OK? But I love ya. For reals.
Maybe we could, I dunno, go on a fancy date or some sh- somethin'. In Malie Garden, maybe? Away from the boys for once, just me and ya, yeah? Yeah, man. Sounds perfect to me. I just wanna cuddle with ya, y'know? Have a bit o' peace and quiet alone with my beautiful Beautifly. Is that too much to ask, Arceus?
Sorry, no point complainin' to mythical mons. I just wish we could have a moment, ya know?
OK this is gettin' embarrassing. Imma go train Golisopod for a while, then maybe we can get outta Po Town and do something cool together, yeah?
Ya boi who's bad at romance but hella grateful for ya,
Guzma 🪲🖤
real actual images of me when i woke up and opened tumblr to see this a couple hours ago HELP MEEEEEEE
whoever wrote this,,,, you are incredibly good at writing in character voices godDAMN, and also YOU ARE GOING TO KILL ME (/positive)
don't mind me while i just. stare at this. repeatedly. all day. "for reals".......... sobs !!!!!!!!!!
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KABOOM TIME
Everyone say hi to Nitro!
Nothing changes except Pedro is an explosion maniac
Meaning he only fights using things that go boom
He blew up his right arm several years ago and after he destroyed two prosthetics the same way, the family refused to pay for another one
He found that reasonable and basically decided that it was "one less thing to worry about"
The amount of explosives he carries on him at all times is ridiculous
How has he not blown himself up yet
He came up with his own composition of explosive and it's probably the worst from his stash
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He's learned to do everything with one arm
He's mostly cool with it
Though rarely, he cries out of frustration when faced with a situation in which his handicap is a problem
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