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do you think pearl and marina would have kids? i kind of picture them as insane aunts
the double income no kids lesbian aunts that show up to unleash the gift reckoning on christmas.......
#asks#anon#they would be insane aunts#pearl has insane ideas and money to make them a reality and marina also has insane ideas and pearl has money to make them a reality
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happy pride month. i did not make this up for th ememe
#knight rider#kr#michael knight#kitt#art#doodles#comic#gay#knight rider fanart#mk2000#this has happened in at least.... 2 or 3 episodes i think#that's kinda gay michael#kitt was either going to say he's not an infant or something about how that's a word he only hears directed at attractive women#and michael is not. going to deal with one of those answers. doesn't even wanna know which he was going to ask#im going downtown tonight if i die and this was the last post on my blog it would be so so so so so funny#anyway my mom and my aunt both follow my instagram and watched knight rider in the 80s. so. i embrace whatever happens ;;#im still thinking about ''why dont You ever get me flowers'' or however that line went.#likE YEAH MICHAEL YOUR CAR HAS SAVED YOUR LIFE *NUMEROUS* TIMES. GET HIM SOME FLOWERS.#SCREAMS. why is this show so fruity i feel insane#gio if you see this when you build your kitt you need to take him to pride parades with little rainbow flags stuck off the windows#FLAG is only one letter away from F-
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Sometimes I look at Buddie (911) and am utterly astounded at how quickly that friendship escalated. Like. They hated each other for three shifts or so, then they pulled a live grenade out of a man's leg and ended that first week of knowing each other with promising to have each other's back "any day".
Only a couple months later they're at a stage in their friendship where Eddie brings Buck along when he takes his kid to see Santa. Which (idk for sure because I'm German and we don't do that here, but) seems like such a family thing? Something you'd take close family or family friends to go do. Not a work buddy who you've known for 3 months.
Then another half year or so later Eddie has a key to Buck's flat and feels comfortable enough to drop in unannounced and leave Christopher there for the rest of the day (also unannounced). I can only assume Buck has a key to the Diaz home at this point, too. At least I can't think of a reason why Eddie would have a key to Buck's flat but not the other way around. [I also want to emphasise that they both have family and/or friends in LA who they've known for longer than they've known each other. It's not a "well, someone should have a key in case something happens and you're my only option" situation.]
A few episodes later we hear Buck say "this is Eddie's house, I'm not really a guest" - implying that hanging out at the other's home, dropping in without texting first, etc etc is their normal. This is where they're at.
Another few weeks and Buck breaks down screaming and crying in his work dad's arms when he thinks he lost Eddie. Also Eddie changes his will to make Buck Christopher's legal guardian for the eventuality of his untimely death. They haven't known each other for 2 years yet.
There's more after this of course (the movie nights and zoo visits, cooking for each other, saving each other), but really though. It's been only 2 years, less than that even. Insane.
#i'm just saying#i would trust my best friend with a key to my flat but we've known each other for 8 years now#they just dove into that friendship insanely fast#considering they have other options.#Bobby probably had a key already and yet buck made sure Eddie specifically would also have one.#Eddie has parent issues but he has an aunt who isn't that old yet and sisters who would probably take care of Chris but no he chooses Buck.#ship it or don't these two bros are intense#911 fox#911 abc#buddie#eddie diaz#evan buckley
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I can't believe trump is winning the elections...
#like... for real?#I was reading about a woman pregnant with twins in texas#who needed a selective reduction i.e. to abort one twin#because he wasn't going to survive#and the doctors went 'no we can't do that'#which meant they would ALL die. both twins and their mom#she managed to get the abortion done out of texas but like#how insane is this??#it drives me mad#I'm worried about the anti-abortion stance spreading#I mean it's not like it's not already there in europe#see Ireland until recently. see Italy#where abortion is legal on paper but doctors can still refuse to perform it#on religious grounds#which is INSANE. insane#omg I was discussing it with my aunt ages ago and I was like#they shouldn't have that option#and she went 'oh so you think doctors should be forced to perform abortions'#NO I think if you don't want to perform abortions don't become a fucking gyno?? maybe??#did they point a gun to their head?? aren't there lots of other specialties they could've gone for??#like what am I missing here. help#it's not even about religion though for most which makes it even more infuriating#oh I went off on a tangent here. sorry#reproductive rights#us politics#donald trump
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what are they doing to his leg💔💔
#weezer#rivers cuomo#omg okayokayokay#soooo idk about you all but i am in the usa ; specifically california#and yk how trump is now the president ?#ya girl might get deported to mexico ! 😛#mainly because he wants to repeal the law that states anyone born on american soil is a citizen ; and their parents must be legal in order#for their child to be legal ; my grandma (who was an illegal immigrant when she had my aunt and uncle) would then be deported to mexico#ALONGSIDE my aunt and uncle ; but she was a legal resident )not citizen) when she had my mom; so we don’t know if that is okay or not#but if it means my mom is illegal despite that fact; me and my siblings are also illegal and we would most likely be deported#it’s really scary#the election results were scary when i saw them ; i don’t like to be political but it’s just insane to me how people can lack empathy like#that in exchange for economic benefit :( it makes me so sad to think about ; i really wish Harris had won because i wouldn’t have this like#thought about how different my life might become and how it will become for so many other immigrants :(#hopefully everything will turn out fine ; it’s just crazy to think about#SOERH FOR THE RANT I JS NEWDED TO TELL LIEK. SOMEONE
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oh this is bad
I went to a party—my friend's dad's birthday celebration—and I was with my friends. her brother was there too.. and he kept lingering and coming to sit with us, but he and I didn't talk. instead we kept looking at each other here and there. and at the end when the other guests had left, we helped to clean up and he gave me a cup of iced water because he heard that I was thirsty and it was warm in the venue.
let me tell you, I was literally burning up while drinking that water bc we held eye contact. like bro don't look at me like that T^T you're my best friend's brother 😀 and it doesn't help that when we hugged goodbye his hold on me— one arm on my lower back on d the other on my upper, god it was a nice hold but T^T crazy what one event does. probably delusional but damn, this isn't the first time we interact in parties because we're all in the same family-friend group, but this time around was kinda crazy idk what it was.
#[ 🥮 ] — smiles rambles.#maganda na sana#pero yokong lumalandi sa harap ng mga titas and titos T^T#tas sobrang tangkad niya wow#it's okay he 'ate' zoned me#'ate' is equivalent to 'noona'#we're one year apart—#nope no#he's still my best friend's brother dgnrekjger#god this is insane#translation to the first three tags#‘it would have gone well’#‘but I didn’t want to flirt in front of the aunts and uncles’#(not really aunts and uncles but I call them that)#‘and he’s super tall wow’
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Me when my brain is braining and I finally manage to squeeze out some ideas
#the chokehold Jin Ling his dad and his uncle (Jiang Cheng) has on me is insane#Jin Ling but more in a Do you want an aunt because I would 1000% hit your uncle up type of way#jin ling and lan sizhui are both my babies and I love them very much and I would commit arson for them very much#i would eat 20 corpses for them and that’s my limit because I can’t eat much#lan sizhui#lan jingyi#jin ling#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#mdzs#mdzs shitposts#mdzs shitposting#魔道祖师
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relatives you barely talk to will extrapolate your entire personality out of a single anecdote from your childhood that they are remembering wrong
#double checked with my aunt how old I was when I was the flower girl in her wedding#which she keeps inexplicably telling everyone I was bashful and nervous to 'wear a dress for the first time'#I was TEN#lol and also lmao?? what an insane thing to just invent inside your own head. ma'am what are you TALKING about#I can vividly remember the dark blue velvet dress I wore at a big y2k new year's eve party (nine and a half)#there are jcpenny portraits of me in little dresses before then#I wore sundresses? a lot??#there is a ZERO percent chance I would have been Weird about Wearing A Dress (for the first time ever owo!!!) in a WEDDING at TEN.#lady you made that up!! what are you TALKING about!!!#like not that I was never a tomboy or never had a preference for shorts/ pants over dresses/ skirts or Girly Things™ in general#but at MOST maybe I was like ':P' about it? I honestly can't remember but it absolutely was not my first time ever WEARING a dress sgdjkfshs#anyway now she still like... weirdly ribs me like 'oohoho look who's wearing A DRESS' if I wear a dress around her#yeah man I do that sometimes. it's not unusual actually. you know nothing about me#about me
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“Before you die?” Ari hissed. “Is this a way to honor Christopher?”
Rage flashed across Anna’s face- rage directed at herself, Ari guessed. “I couldn’t protect him. I wasn’t ready for an attack. But at least I can stand against these creatures now-”
“No,” Ari said. “The responsibility for Christopher’s death is belial’s. They are a horror, the watchers, because of whose bodies have been possessed. But Chimeras are just demons. Like any other demons. They are the instruments of Belial, and it is belial we must defeat.”
ok so we’re still not taking accountability?
1. Cordelia had no business being there. she doesn’t have a weapon and she’s not enough of a scary person to terrify Tatiana. she’s one of the reasons Kit is dead. he moved to save her and selfish Cordelia can’t even have gratitude or grieve the man who saved her life. (I literally never once heard or say or think about Kit. it’s always poor james and I guess Matthew too)
2. why did you not think a fight wouldn’t ensue? Tatiana came into the institute, ready to kidnap and as we all know would have killed a child. A CHILD. A TODDLER. YOUR BROTHER ANNA. like does everyone forget that little Alexander almost died? it’s probable he’s going to have that trauma for the rest of his life. why would you think James could reason with her? she’s literally yelling for y’all to come outside and it’s definitely not happy or pleasant yelling lmao
3. when has anyone had one peaceful conversation with Tatiana? I’m sorry but if anyone should know what she’s capable of, it should be Anna.
(also Thomas is the one that should’ve been there)
I emphasize and sympathize for Anna but why didn’t anyone tell Cordelia she should’ve stayed inside with Grace? I can’t stand Grace most of the time but at least she actually helped and didn’t worsen matters
yes Belial is responsible BUT STOP ACTING LIKE ITS ONLY HIM. TATIANA KNEW WHAT SHE WAS DOING FROM DAY ONE. she’s wanted Gabriel’s and gideons children to suffer as well as them. doesn’t make sense but when does a CC story make sense?
we’re putting the blame on the wrong people here- and I’m not saying belial isn’t at fault because he definitely is but let’s actually look at the people who share the blame. Belial wasn’t threatening Tatiana with all the fucked up shit she accomplished. she wanted her brothers to suffer as well as Will, Jem, and the fairchilds. but I think she hates her brothers the most. I seriously don’t get why anyone didn’t say “ummmm Cordelia you can’t lift a weapon without the mother of demons showing up so what help could you be?”
I’m not even trying to be rude but Cordelia acts like she’s the toughest warrior there is. girl, what are you using????? definitely not your brain. or when she thought she could reason with a demon lmao I’m sorry but any character arc went through the window when CC started this Lilith stuff. bad enough we had to deal with some of it in TMI but let’s just reuse and recycle storylines because that’s fun
CORDELIA IS AT FAULT SINCE SHE HAD NO BUSINESS BEING THERE
YOU CANNOT REASON WITH A MAD WOMAN WHO IS DETERMINED TO HAVE HER REVENGE
TATIANA IS AN INSTRUMENR BELIAL USED BUT A LOT OF HER ACTIONS IS ON TATIANAS HAND. BARBARA CHRISTOPHERS DEATH IS ON HER HANDS AS WELL AS TORMENTING ALEXANDER AND JESSES DEATH IS ON HER HANDS
I’m not saying that everyone should blame Cordelia but there definitely needed to be some accountability. seriously stop blaming a prince of hell for everything. this discussion with Ari makes no fucking sense. and what makes me mad is that all Cordelia is worried about is James.
CHRISTOPHER DESERVED BETTER
#anti cassandra clare#anti cc#just my stupid opinions#blame the people who are responsible#like Anna really thought there wasn’t going to be a fight???????#because her insane aunt has always peacefully gone after not getting her way#let’s just forget Alexander apparently#TATIANA WAS NOT INNOCENT#just here for another weekly Christopher deserved better#christopher deserved better#would you be mad if you saved someone’s life and they act like you don’t exist#let me take that save back#thomas lightwood
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"that sounds tediously boring"
gnome beat the game
here they are on the boat
#SPOILERS BELOW !!!!!!#they are so precious to me i dont know what i would do without them#ive been insanely emotional about them since last night#i wish you could see how the other characters are doing before the credits#thats my one gripe i wanna know what shadowhearts up to#SHOW ME THE CELEBRATION YALL KEEP TALKING ABOUT !!!!#i want to see them happy and hanging out and smiling :(((#also im sure theres some way to avoid this but karlach does live in their basement and they do feed her brains#all in all its a pretty good set up#shes not gonna explode any time soon and theyre all roommates#could be worse#i do mean she volunteered to turn illithid btw and from where i was standing that looked like the best option#she looks a little weird now but thats still my Best Friend karlach#im sure lae'zel will visit on holidays....#shes like the cool aunt you only see for family reunions i think#ALSO HEY LARIAN ? I ROMANCED THE FUCK OUT OF HALSIN !!!! I SHOULD GET AN EPILOGUE SCENE WITH HIM TOO !!!!!!!#i shouldve brought him with me but gale...... the carefully crafted narrative that lives only in my head........#baldurs gate 3#bg3#bg3 astarion#astarion#astarion fanart#astarion x tav#astarion ancunin#bg3 tav#my art
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i really have almost the entire range of possible grandmother naming conventions represented. the stepgrandmothers are mrs. [last name], [first name], aunt [first name], and grandma [first name]. the biological grandmother is grammy. the great-grandmother was gram. i'm just missing a grandma [last name] but i think other that that i've covered all the levels of formality available in my culture.
#i was just addressing a christmas card to the mrs. lastname grandmother#(i know i said i wasn't doing holiday cards this year but there are a certain number that are unavoidable)#and going wow this is insane. i actually call her mrs. lastname? like a teacher???#this woman has been my stepgrandmother for what. 28 years?#at the time (age 7) i was really pissed about having a stepfamily so i was not at all receptive to being on friendly terms w them#and since i started out calling them that it's just never changed#the grandma firstname married my grandfather before i was born so she was just a regular grandmother during my childhood#but since my grandfather died i don't think i've seen her even once. but she still has grandmother privileges. she was (wait for it)#grandfathered in#the aunt firstname was also with my (other) grandfather since before i was born but she didn't like being called grandma#maybe it made her feel old? she was used to aunt because of her niece so that's what she wanted us to call her too#the stepgrandmother i call firstname came along at age 12 and by then i was full up on grandmothers#and feeling pretty skeptical about this new stepfamily. so she got called just her first name which is maybe borderline rude#from a 12yo in your family? not outright rude. but 'grandma firstname' would have been nicer#i just didn't feel like giving her grandmother status#but it was still more familiar than mrs. lastname. i can't decide if mrs. lastname comes across as respectful or really distant#it does feel like a little much but at this point it's been 27 years...i can't change it or i'll just be calling attention to it#the grandfather situation is kind of similar but i have fewer of them so it was just grampa [first name] for the two biological#and then mr. [last name] and [first name] (matching their wives)#for the most part i think the grandparents who died before i was born i just refer to as the parents of the people i know#so my dad's mom i just call 'my dad's mom' or 'my paternal grandmother'#anyway. back to these fucking christmas cards
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Um
#art#fac furry au#1) I just care abt ep 6 2) idk what cake would look like#3) everyone’s cats because I’m lazy 4) yes there is porn. why are you surprised#PLEASE DONT LIKE. FOLLOW FOR THIS STUFF IM INSANE AND OFFPUTTING#May come back n tag these properly later#my aunts cat just lightly caressed my elbow. interesting sensation#also I really really really love prismo n scarab. infatuated w their friends to haters to lovers
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by unpoopular demand the assinine disease known as colon cancer is once again continuing to be shitty to my family. could say i have the runs because i’m tryna run away from getting that when I’m older. that would be a crappy way to die
#cw cancer#cw death#im coping don’t mind me#folks in my life been dropping like flies for the past few years#or you could say in the case of 2 and eventually a 3rd person#dropping like the morning bm after a bunch of caffeine#what makes me feel better is that my late aunt would find these jokes very funny tho#yeah so I’m gonna look into getting my colonoscopies early because this is insane
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me and my sister spent an hour on the phone ranting and psychoanalysing our absolutely insane dad & his family because they’re the absolute fucking worst and such a unique brand of awful and crazy
#em posts#they’ve built suck a toxic family culture that demands you be wholly indoctrinated into their beliefs#and they’re all so miserable but refuse to change because that would shatter the delicate web of lies they’ve woven#i’m so glad i’m not in contact with them anymore#and it was going non contact that showed me how insane they were#calling and texting me non stop#guilting me by saying my aunt was crying herself to sleep every night#my grandpa showing up at my house when i was alone and ringing the doorbell for 10 minutes before giving up#so glad im very far away from them
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assumption: you're the mom of the friend group but would never have kids
correct! I love taking care of my friends!! I don’t really feel right if I’m not making sure everything’s kosher with everyone. But I think with the right partner I could consider adopting someday!
#My partner would have to be like…legendary tho (to me at least)#id never do it unless i was completely head over heels this is my soulmate kinda in love#which is unlikely#and physical pregnancy actually terrifies me#despite the insane breeding kink i have#cool aunt for friend’s kids tho? i can do that absolutely
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okay nm i took half an adderall, put on my fluffy black bathrobe, switched the music to goth and new wave bops and now the world is full of beautiful possibility again
#m#still slightly insane. because the moisturizer is not found#and because i am facing the mortifying ordeal of being emotionally invested in a human being.#but the doom spiral is averted. false alarm.#i am going to hang up some of the MANY paintings/posters/misc art pieces i own soon & this is exciting#i have some really neat stuff#and i am trying not to be so sad#about the fact that i thought (as i collected furniture and paintings and dishes etc)#that by now i’d have a home of my own. instead of so many hopes languishing in boxes.#there’s a lot i should just get rid of tbh. it would make things easier.#but i don’t want to completely abandon my hope for a future#where for example i have a use for the silverware my great (x3) aunt left me when she died#or shelf space enough for my weird trinkets.#or my 1 million boxes of books.#it’s… not likely. but i don’t know if i can take giving up entirely yet.
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