#they weren't stupid

[krawdad]

Ocarina of time looks so good at its intended resolution I'm frustrated that this is the first time I'm playing it like this

[hadesoftheladies]

women be like "i can't believe women of the past were so restricted by men like that, i'd never accept it" and then wear heels

[lodium]

Oryx statues

[butchhamlet]

i’m sorry i never shut up about romeo and juliet but can you imagine taking a play about very young teenagers embroiled in a culture of constant violence and instability and looking out at modern teenagers embroiled in a culture of constant violence and instability (particularly in the united states where everyone my age i know grew up terrified of school shootings) and going “hmm. the best way to teach this is about the follies of stupid young love” because that’s what the school system does. and to be clear i’m not blaming individual teachers i’m blaming the pervasive cultural idea of shakespeare’s works (and especially romeo and juliet) as mounted on an untouchable pedestal where they can’t be relatable or fluid but must be Teaching Something

[good-to-drive]

I want to know which beatle would be the best to be stranded with on a deserted island but I don't want to make a poll because something of this importance shouldn't be left to majority rule it should be carefully analyzed by scientists and then published as a study in a reputable deserted-island journal

[wikitpowers]

i see so much clary hate in the tsc fandom like calling her stupid and people saying she acts like a baby and whines too much like do some people not realize that this girl just turned 16 in cob???? like she is a baby, give her a fucking break this girl went through so much and yet still remained the biggest badass

[bitegore]

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY IDIOTS. I, STARSCREAM, WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU KNOW I PERSONALLY SUPPORT YOU NO MATTER HOW WEIRD YOUR STUPID RELATIONSHIPS ARE

[jewishcissiekj]

Reading The Art of Revenge of the Sith and

Um what

Why would you leave any of this out

[tswwwit]

Bless that trophy wife anon because they’re right. There’s no way mindscape citizens see whatever dipper does in the real world as a real career and he has no job in bill’s realm either, whether he likes it or not he’s entwined with bill’s world and his people and he can’t blame them for thinking his job is being bill’s husband.

That’s what pisses him off, the fact that they’re right.

No matter how Dipper protests that yes, he DOES have a job, the beings in the Fearamid don't believe it's 'real', or worse - humor him, then give Knowing Looks to the other demons in the room.

Meanwhile, Bill knows it's real - but sometimes he plays along like it isn't just to piss Dipper off.

[iwasbored777]

I wanna know what's going on in the heads of everyone who watched Deadpool & Wolverine and think that the movie wasn't gay. Did you even watch the right movie?

[tk-duveraun]

In accidental sugar daddy land, when LBH realizes who SY is as a person, he wheedles and pleads until SY starts helping in a directorial capacity (you're paying for it after all)

Not much changes except LBH has progressively more merch from the series he's making food from on camera until he's in full cosplay.

Then to celebrate some milestone LBH cooks for sy at his own house which segues nicely into sweet talking him into letting LBH FILM in SY's kitchen - it's much nicer after all.

LBH, decidedly boiling the frog at this point, lets filming go late into the night so SY offers to let him sleep over. LBH cooks for him the morning and sy suggests they plan this set up for all filming days.

(all according to keikaku)

(keikaku means plan)

LBH has fully entered his housewife era. SY buys him gifts and nice clothes to compensate for the cooking and cleaning LBH does. There are many afternoons cuddled on the couch watching videos to "scout the competition" and other thin excuses.

Finally Shen meimei shows up to drag SY to brunch only to find LBH barefoot in her brother's kitchen. Since he's not there every day (yet) LBH has cooked plenty and is happy to serve his eventual sister in law.

SY finally drags himself out of bed and gives Binghe his good morning hug all before realizing he has a guest.

SY starts babbling immediately that it's not what it looks like only for Shen Meimei to snap back "Are you accusing me of being homophobic?"

And she seems outraged enough that sure, okay, fine, she can think what she says, he'll apologize to Binghe after.

But Binghe not only leans into the 'fake' relationship, but feeds her s class food. And explains how he's been getting yuan-ge out of the house for his health. And did your mom show you the gift he got her for her birthday? Binghe picked that out.

And SY is just sitting there like

Oh.

Oh....

When he turns beet red and covers his face with his hands, LBH knows he's won and shoos Shen meimei out the door, can't she see he's tired.

[anirritant]

umm i guess im treating this like an au now ahah

pmd2 darkrai hasn't had time to figure out wtf is going on (he's been here for like an hour tops). he's lost his composure immediately lol

[cosmicrhetoric]

it is kinda one of the funniest dynamics ever 💀 love watching luffy Happen to people

[royalarchivist]

Phil: Doin' a lot of traveling around the New Years. Oh boy, oof. Oh golly, oh gee. But it should be worth it! It should be really good. I'm looking forward to it, Kristin's looking forward to it.

Random Chatter: What about Tallulah and Chayanne?

Phil: I told them already what's going on. I already told them. They already know when I'm getting back and all that stuff, so.

Random Chatter: The cookies though?

Phil: [Shrugs] So? I'm... physically not here? [Laughs] There's more things - there's more important things in life than feeding a virtual egg cookies, I'm sorry to say, dude. [Laughs]

Random Chatter: Get Tubbo to feed eggs cookies.

Phil: [Laughs and mimics the chatter in an annoying voice] "Get this person!" "Get that person!" ALSO IGNORING THOSE PEOPLE ALSO HAVE LIVES! Jesus Christ. That says a lot about what you think of your streamer. Oh my god, dude. Let them have a fcking week off man! Let the Eggs have a week off, you kidding me? They're people, too, they're admins!

Random Chatter: The eggs need to live.

Phil: They do! By having a week off! [Laughs] Leave them alone! Holy fck! Good lord... If I- if- Dude. If anyone in my chat is genuinely like gonna come into stream, and like - be pissed off that different members of QSMP are just not logging in, I'm banning you on the spot, 'cuz that is so fcking toxically online of you. That is SO chronically online of you. You need to take a break, and I'm giving you that break. I'm forcing you to take a break from your PC. Fckin' get up from the - look away from the screen.

[brucewaynehater101]

The number of times I've seen people argue that Bruce is a decent father and that he is not abusive absolutely blows my absolute mind.

Yes, you can hc whatever version of Bruce you want. You can even blame it all on bad writers or reject canon. You can claim comic!Bruce isn't your Bruce and main a different version of him. Those are all valid.

However, you can NOT say that he has ever been justified for hitting his kids. There is no excuse for him willingly laying his hands on his kids. It doesn't matter if the person is drunk, drowning in grief, lost in emotions, whatever. Hitting kids is not okay.

Continually, the physical abuse is a very obvious sign of Bruce being a shit dad in the comics. On top of that, there is so much emotional abuse and manipulation as well. He's shitty as fuck to his kids and there's no reason this is okay. He may love those kids, but that doesn't excuse his behaviors.

Anyways, reject canon Bruce all you want. There's certain aspects of other characters I reject, and DC stands for Disregard Canon. Feel free to have whatever version of Bruce you desire.

What is NOT okay is excusing or accepting canon Bruce's actions/behaviors as acceptable.

[erial-c]

2 whole minutes of silence . erik you must rhink you're so fuckin funny huh