#because you are
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
Someone tell Vivinos that dropping Ivantill merch right after dropping a vid of one of them getting fucking noscoped is absolutely outlandish 😭😭
#Do you think you're funny???#Because you ARE#but its still so fucked up 💀#alien stage#alnst#vivinos
841 notes
·
View notes
Text
2 whole minutes of silence . erik you must rhink you're so fuckin funny huh
#because you are#this was so fucking funny#this is the fun group apparently#it's funnier to imagine that the listeners actually weren't doing anything#bcz angel and baaabe didn't want to fuck up their outfit and hair and makeup or something#i will never get tired of this stupid bit its so ridiculous#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted wedding#redacted shaw pack#redacted angel#redacted baaabe#redacted sweetheart#redacted darlin
108 notes
·
View notes
Text
Enid: *trying to pick out an outfit*
Divina: "Have you decided on anything yet?"
Enid: "No. I just- I don't know"
#AHHH#you don't know#because you are#going to go out#with someone you don't want to#you are experience decision paralysis#to procrastinate#because you don't wanna go#ahhhhhhh#enid#don't go!#divina#stop her!#enid sinclair#wenclair#wenclair cult
57 notes
·
View notes
Note
Who's that Howdy you're with, Ms. Stitcher?
"Huh ?! How'd'ya know there's a Howdy variant with me ?! Are you spying on us ?? Or did you see Croupier and me somewhere before ??"
#stitcher julie#wh multiverse#wttmv#welcome home#welcome home au#welcome home multiverse#wh au#she's confused#and also she is looking at you as if you are suspicious#because you are#how'dyou know about Croupier ?
21 notes
·
View notes
Text
Idk if I said this here but "I'm sorry you had to draw [insert botched character name]" is the funniest shit ever and I will die on this hill
#especially with Mouthwashing bro#“I'm sorry you had to draw jambalaya or whatever his name was”#are you. dear tiktok commenter. aware that you're the funniest fucking person in the room??#because you are
2 notes
·
View notes
Note
<3 u :)
<333 ily
#hics are you aware that you’re one of my favourite people#because you are#sobbing rn you asked for art of my fic from one of my favourite artists ahhh emotionsss are taking overrr
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
I’m thinking about ‘died and came back wrong’ again
#ooc tbd.#on the day you die and are resurrected you get up in silence and clean up your own murder#and in trying to comprehend your new reality you fall into a silence that to you might only seem to last days#until you eventually realize weeks have passed and your loved ones are confused and worried and unsure how to even deal with you#because you are#at your core#fundamentally an entirely different person#dealing with the trauma of your own death & unable to help /them/ deal with that trauma too
8 notes
·
View notes
Text
REBLOGGING CUZ ITS GIVING THIS KINDA VIBES IDK
“Brown eyes are so plain and ugly you can’t even compare them to gems like emerald and saph-”
Stop.
Carnelian
Cairngorm
Cassiterite
Smoky Quartz
Zircon (brown)
Citrine
Diaspore
Dravite
Enstatite
Hessonite
That’s not even all of GORGEOUS BROWN GEMS THAT EXIST IN THIS WORLD. Just like there are a lot of beautiful brown gems they’re a lot of BEAUTIFUL BROWN EYES. BROWN IS A GORGEOUS COLOR. Start treating it like one.
#everyone has pretty eyes#like idc if you think they’re boring#but your eyes are pretty#because you are#Spotify
301K notes
·
View notes
Text
speculative fiction writers i am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's secondhand.
the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. i guarantee. don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen? awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.
you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie collapses and it's no fun anymore.
#there are things that are true mathematically#and things that are true because the guy writing the book says so#you do not want to mix up these truths
75K notes
·
View notes
Text
"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick
#the ethics are whack but more importantly you didn't even want to write it?? who is it even for?? not you? not me?#you didn't even have enough interest in the premise to take a crack at it?? then who cares?#please don't populate in my search results I'm looking for things that people wrote because they liked something#ao3
189K notes
·
View notes
Text
https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/theyre-not-human-how-19th-century-inuit-coped-with-a-real-life-invasion-of-the-walking-dead
Indigenous groups across the Americas had all encountered Europeans differently. But where other coastal groups such as the Haida or the Mi’kmaq had met white men who were well-fed and well-dressed, the Inuit frequently encountered their future colonizers as small parties on the edge of death.
“I’m sure it terrified people,” said Eber, 91, speaking to the National Post by phone from her Toronto home.
And it’s why, as many as six generations after the events of the Franklin Expedition, Eber was meeting Inuit still raised on stories of the two giant ships that came to the Arctic and discharged columns of death onto the ice.
Inuit nomads had come across streams of men that “didn’t seem to be right.” Maddened by scurvy, botulism or desperation, they were raving in a language the Inuit couldn’t understand. In one case, hunters came across two Franklin Expedition survivors who had been sleeping for days in the hollowed-out corpses of seals.
“They were unrecognizable they were so dirty,” Lena Kingmiatook, a resident of Taloyoak, told Eber.
Mark Tootiak, a stepson of Nicholas Qayutinuaq, related a story to Eber of a group of Inuit who had an early encounter with a small and “hairy” group of Franklin Expedition men evacuating south.
“Later … these Inuit heard that people had seen more white people, a lot more white people, dying,” he said. “They were seen carrying human meat.”
Even Eber’s translator, the late Tommy Anguttitauruq, recounted a goose hunting trip in which he had stumbled upon a Franklin Expedition skeleton still carrying a clay pipe.
By 1850, coves and beaches around King William Island were littered with the disturbing remnants of their advance: Scraps of clothing and camps still littered with their dead occupants. Decades later, researchers would confirm the Inuit accounts of cannibalism when they found bleached human bones with their flesh hacked clean.
“I’ve never in all my life seen any kind of spirit — I’ve heard the sounds they make, but I’ve never seen them with my own eyes,” said the old man who had gone out to investigate the Franklin survivors who had straggled into his camp that day on King William Island.
The figures’ skin was cold but it was not “cold as a fish,” concluded the man. Therefore, he reasoned, they were probably alive.
“They were beings but not Inuit,” he said, according to the account by shaman Nicholas Qayutinuaq.
The figures were too weak to be dangerous, so Inuit women tried to comfort the strangers by inviting them into their igloo.
But close contact only increased their alienness: The men were timid, untalkative and — despite their obvious starvation — they refused to eat.
The men spit out pieces of cooked seal offered to them. They rejected offers of soup. They grabbed jealous hold of their belongings when the Inuit offered to trade.
When the Inuit men returned to the camp from their hunt, they constructed an igloo for the strangers, built them a fire and even outfitted the shelter with three whole seals.
Then, after the white men had gone to sleep, the Inuit quickly packed up their belongings and fled by moonlight.
Whether the pale-skinned visitors were qallunaat or “Indians” — the group determined that staying too long around these “strange people” with iron knives could get them all killed.
“That night they got all their belongings together and took off towards the southwest,” Qayutinuaq told Dorothy Eber.
But the true horror of the encounter wouldn’t be revealed until several months later.
The Inuit had left in such a hurry that they had abandoned several belongings. When a small party went back to the camp to retrieve them, they found an igloo filled with corpses.
The seals were untouched. Instead, the men had eaten each other.
#being so English you die of racism#because youd rather eat each other than a seal#or try to signal to the friendly locals that you need help#many such cases#UNIRONICALLY#the terror#the franklin expedition#dorothy eber#then they infected all these people with European disease of course#the national post is a chud rag so this is an unexpectedly good article for them
56K notes
·
View notes
Text
#oh my god?????#txt#STOP FOLLOWING US!!! WE DONT POST LIKE THIS. WE POST JFK RPF#'blah hah hah and everyone clapped' don't you want to live in a world of beauty? with us?#‘why can’t i reblog this?’ Because trads started going He dodged a bullet in our notifications
62K notes
·
View notes
Text
Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?
#yeah you can critique people who eg post crying apology videos#because they could have waited until they'd calmed down#but if someone is in a stressful situation and they cry about it#all that tells you is that they cry in stressful situations#a fact which is completely morally neutral
51K notes
·
View notes
Text
Yall ever think about how Ford had to relearn how to be a normal human being after 30 years of isolation
#notes:#Stan was trying to haggle with what is effectively a 7eleven employee... Because they didn't have the money for it#and also because Stan and his money anxiety... ☹️Ford probably has had to fight for scant resources and kiII for less...#Both of them need to get mental help and realise that it's okay#and that it's safe now.#You have money... And you no longer need to fight for everything you have#gravity falls#ford pines#grunkle ford#stan pines#grunkle stan#stanford pines#stanley pines
31K notes
·
View notes
Text
in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through
#art#i had to block multiple people because of this post and i easily could have blocked more#do you guys have any idea how exhausting it is to hear 400 people make the exact same unfunny joke each thinking they're being original#or worry that another person might get harassed over a post i made because of the way people are talking about them#or be harassed/insulted YOURSELF because some people don't know how to fucking behave#you guys don't get reblogs back. you should be grateful i'm leaving the post up at all.
66K notes
·
View notes