#they worked

[hadesoftheladies]

women be like "i can't believe women of the past were so restricted by men like that, i'd never accept it" and then wear heels

[aliteralchicken]

Tim: what if I combined the practicality of the utility belt with the flexibility of a classic shoelace belt

Bruce, still confused as to how and why his protege ended up fighting crime on a skateboard: what if you didn’t

[weirdraccoon]

The time Ominis got the flu but didn't want to drink potions.

Ominis *groaning and trying to get comfortable in he bed*

Sebastian *sitting next to him*: Come on, love, you have to get better soon. It's boring out there without you scolding us.

MC *petting Ominis' hair absentmindedly*: The longer you are here, the longer Sebastian and I have no supervision. Do you want us to die?

Sebastian: Or to accidentay kill someone again?

Ominis: Uuuuuggghhh. Call Garreth.

[chriss-club]

PREMA BOYS STAY 🔛🔝

[astronnova]

that one scrapped episode

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[baby-girl-aaron-dessner]

Art by: Henry James Garrett

[monsieurenjlolras]

you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Make sure your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️

[eruditetyro]

good morning let’s hear it for Mildly Cool Outside a round of applause for Mildly Cool Outside

[regina-cordium]

Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed

[w1lmuttart]

The lake town

[epoxyconfetti]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

@magitekconveyor

[gaydelgard]

if you are the type of person to tell a girl to stop driving around with an adult sized plastic skeleton strapped into the backseat of her car do not imagine even for one second that you could ever score a girl who would drive around with an adult sized plastic skeleton in the backseat of her car