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starbuck · 10 days ago

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the thingggggggggg about them is that they are The Narrative’s Most Favoritest and Specialist Boy and Girl and this is why they HAVE to die and can never be happy, but also like. What if they could escape the narrative… and pretend to be happy… for like three years or something…

#that random person saying that [redacted28] is Jenny is like… Not Wrong #specifically for the fact that ‘we were the one thing in the galaxy god didn’t have his eyes on’ makes me fucking WEEP #when i think about them #like. just stop fucking looking at them and let them be happy #it doesn’t have to last forever #or even very long #just. a little bit #a moment of grace #a moment of freedom #they are traumatized but dedicated life partners forever in my heart #best het couple to ever do it #by which i mean they did not do it #they were never even dating #they’re not even people #they should not exist #i love them

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customboytoyz · 27 days ago

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I make posts for hypersexual trans guys who never had a fear of sex but a fascination with it. who had their sex awakening so intensely and so early that the gender awakening had to play catch up.

who were undeniably and rabidly attracted to men but completely bugged out when men reciprocated and couldnt comprehend why. because the answer definitely wasnt lesbianism.

dudes who have such an intense dysphoria and hate themselves, but not in the way that they need to be used like a fucktoy with no worth, im the way that they want to shove their cock in something but cant. Dudes that want to be seen like a god when they fuck and agonize when they cant get that.

#proudly never been scared of sex #lesbian masterdoc had me thinking it was comphet no i needed to stick my dick in them #sighs #thinking of an old coworker i had years ago who was russian and i was like fresh 18 #we even went on a semi date but after i let it get awkward #like genuinely i hated myself so much if i loved myself n my body more i wouldve swung it #boyposting #like nooo i dont wanna be a sub girl to u i want to rail you sooo bad #ftm nsft #like dudes who were into american psycho and correctly think they can top patrick bateman w their covk #and hed take it too

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fridgrave2-0 · 5 months ago

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hehe ghost-turbo haunting felix au

turbo is connected to the last piece of his code in the whole arcade - a trophy he gifted to felix in mid 80s as a symbol of him genuinely caring about their relationships on par with being the best racer. felix also gave him one of his medals and both kept their gifts next to other rewards, but when roadblasters and turbotime were unplugged, the medal was gone with everything else

now, after burning in cola-lava turbo is basically dead, but scraps of his code still were intertwined with the trophy (after all, it was his first winner's cup, but felix never knew about it), giving turbo an opportunity to exist as a shadow incapable of interacting with anything and anyone besides felix, who kept the trophy even after the roadblasters incident

also I went crazy in tags, feel free to check them out

#turbo #turbotastic #fix it felix jr #80s boyfriends #hammertastic #headcanon about them exchanging their trophies isn't mine but i loved it A LOT #and “darling” is turbo making fun of how felix was calling him in 80s #this hc about “doll” and “darling” pet names also is not mine but i adore it #turbo here is a complete freak who just stays around felix most of the time even when felix has moments with calhoun #and felix is an ass who keeps secrets from everyone bc he doesn't want his dirt to come out #he's ashamed of his previous relationship with turbo and doesn't want anyone to know any details #and calhoun to just know about it #this just gets worse and worse #they also didn't actually break up and were still technically dating when turbo went gamejumping #and he's mad af at felix because he's the reason ppl in the acrade made a boogeyman out of turbo and he couldn't come back #like imagine your bf says to you what you are better than others think of you #and then behind your (presumably dead) back tells everyone that you're just an egocentric maniac #i believe turbo has other reasons why he gamejumped (besides jealousy which took place but wasn't the most important reason)#and felix is an unreliable narrator #so yeah turbo HATES his ass #(but still would-) no im not making it suggestive #anyway i hc that turbo had put A LOT of emotions in this relationship even tho he's bad at this #he tried his best with felix but they were just making each other worse #and turbo while feeling betrayed never really moved on (yes even after 25 years he's PATHETIC)#and felix is just full of regret about everything but he won't admit his mistakes in his relationship with turbo #bc “well he turned out to be a bad person so that automatically makes me in the right about everything”#but felix had made a lot of bad decisions while dating turbo and was just classically ignorant about a ton of things #sorry about this random ass essay in tags i'm done for now #wreck it ralph #wir

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lcs-scar · 3 months ago

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I request jer content…

And you shall receive!

#the eltingville club #welcome to eltingville #jerry stokes #💌 -- handmade postcard #//big shoutout to all the jerry lovers i've seen you guys are amazing 🫶🫶#//all of those sketches were meant for that one art dump post i never shared bcs it was that bad #//only the colored piece is new it's like. from newest to oldest #//last one dates back to july even #//love this guy

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petricorah · 2 years ago

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zuko alone pt 2

lovingly inspired by this [ids in alt]

#zuko #sokka #zukka #zukka fanart #myart #sokka leaving aka the light in zukos life leaving #i imagine this is right before a confession but something happens and sokka decides to go home permanently and they both can't say how they #feel even though it's almost understood because it's too painful #when i first drafted this sokka's hair wasn't nearly as long but then i got carried away because of canon long haired sokka #after i drafted this i actually came up with a longer form one that's more faithful to the inspiration so maybe i'll do that someday.#where they're actually dating already but the love just. isn't enough for their duty #drawing sokka without his necklace is weird. like he's nakey #sokka fanart #atla fanart #atla #avatar the last airbender #can this be divorced zukka if they were never together? tagging anyway in case people have angst blocked #divorced zukka

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rockethorse · 4 months ago

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The basegame wedding dress has a pregnancy morph??

#I can never be positive if something in my game is like. a third-party launcher addition #but this is so funny and I had such a strong hunch #because rushing to have your Sim get married before they give birth is such a thing so many players would do!!#and it would be so funny to pay attention to that detail by having the wedding dress show the bump!!!!#all your sim's wedding photos very obviously giving away the reason for the rushed date HAHA #the dress with the pendant at the back that everyone default replaces off (the one with the knife texture) also has a preg morph #which I know because it's the one your Sims get forced into if they attend a wedding #but it's kind of unusual because pregnant Sims don't have the opportunity to change into formal wear?#like pregnant Sims get new undies pyjamas and swimwear in addition to their maternity outfit #and if you direct a pregnant Sim to change into one of them then it changes them into the appropriate maternity fit instead of their usual #but you can't direct them to change into formal and if you use a hacked option like the shop any-wear rack it uses their usual non morph fi #so it has to be something external like a wedding that triggers them to change into formal. and I have no idea why #does this mean there's a BG suit with a preg morph for men??#or did maxis not think that pregnant male Sims would be quite so desperate to get married #anyway I'm probably the last person to know about this LMAO and I'm sure no one cares bc everyone uses wear-anything mods #but I'm a scrub who still prefers to use the default maternity meshes so this is yuge to me #also if you've never seen this dress b4: in the early game all Sims getting married under an arch used to be forced into the same outfits #actually I can't remember if the men got forced into the same suit or if they just used their regular formal #because most BG formal outfits for men were mostly wedding-appropriate #but at any rate. all women wore the same wedding dress. and it was this .... beauty #and I don't remember with which EP it changed but probably pretty early on they just let Sims use their regular formal wear for weddings #so you could pick their wedding dress yourself #but this dress remained hidden by default (I think?) so ironically it meant you COULDN'T use the wedding dress even if you wanted to #also this is completely off topic but you would also go away for your honeymoon #which meant the Sims getting married would literally get driven away in a limousine and stay off-world for a while #it was kind of cute because it really was like they took a vacation from the player too. got up to their own mischief away from your contro #then with bon voyage they introduced ACTUAL vacations and they turned honeymoons into an actual game mechanic #but again these offworld honeymoons are no longer a possibility #kind of like teens 'going out' with permission got replaced by going out on actual outings/dates even though it was a cute event #wow this note section is long and irrelevant. anyway enjoy picking up your wedding dress from a store called 'It's Not Too Late'

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lunarin64art · 10 months ago

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That feeling when he can't stand to see you that way, no matter what you do, no matter what you say😩😭💔

#scott pilgrims precious little life #scott pilgrim vs the world #spvtw #spto #scott pilgrim #wallace wells #lisa miller #scollace #kim pine #natalie adams #envy adams #don't rlly know if I like how this turned out but oh well;;;#hope its obvious that this is based on the song “Scott Pilgrim” which the creation the comics were inspired from #the lyrics always make me think of Wallace and Lisa's feelings for Scott every time I hear it #ofc you could also relate it to Kim especially since the singers voice kind of reminds me of her #but overall the lyrics fit these two much better since Scott never truly “saw them that way” despite how long they've liked him #and they always seem happier to see him compared to Kim #Im surprised tho that I havent yet seen anyone draw these two together now that their dialogue parallels have been acknowledged more lately #also tho I wish more people pointed out that they both got cucked by red heads LOL #and Kim and Envy actually do look really similar when scott first meets them #makes me wonder if Scott subconsciously went for Envy since she reminded him of Kim (which would be fitting given that you could argue that #Envy dated Scott because he reminded her of Todd. Since he and Scott are confirmed to be meant to be seen as similar to one another #so much so that even their first and last names rhyme #last thing I'll add tho is that while Wallace and Lisa are very similar even personality wise #the one big difference is that despite that whole conclusion on vol4 of Scott not cheating on Ramona with Lisa because he loves her #the writers apparently think it would be “organically correct” for him to have an affair with wallace LMAO #but I guess we shouldn't be surprised since Wallace and Ramona are both in the front of the official valentines art which is clearly #a deptiction of Scotts wet dream or smth (oh and you could also argue that Wallace and Lisa parallel on that art since they're both #shirtless with white socks.. which could be a reference to how lisa wears skimpy clothes for Scott and Wallace often only wears boxers #to like sexually frustrate Scott for fun or smth

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wonder-worker · 6 months ago

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Wild how we know that Elizabeth Woodville was officially appointed to royal councils in her own right during her husband’s reign and fortified the Tower of London in preparation of a siege while 8-months pregnant and had forces gathering at Westminster “in the queen’s name” in 1483 – only for NONE of these things to be even included, let alone explored, in the vast majority of scholarship and historical novels involving her.

#lol I don't remember writing this - I found it when I was searching for something else in my drafts. But it's 100% true so I had to post it.#elizabeth woodville #my post #Imo this is mainly because Elizabeth's negative historiography has always involved both vilification and diminishment in equal measure.#and because her brand of vilification (femme fatale; intriguer) suggests more indirect/“feminine” than legitimate/forceful types of power #It's still bizarre though-you'd think these would be some of the most famous & defining aspects of Elizabeth's life. But apparently not #I guess she only matters when it comes to marrying Edward and Promoting Her Family and scheming against Richard #There is very lacking interest in her beyond those things even in her traditionally negative depictions #And most of her “reassessments” tend to do diminish her so badly she's rendered utterly irrelevant and almost pathetic by the end of it #Even when some of these things *are* mentioned they're never truly emphasized as they should be.#See: her formal appointment in royal councils. It was highly unconventional + entirely unprecedented for queens in the 14th & 15th century #You'd think this would be incredibly important and highlighted when analyzing late medieval queenship in England but apparently not #Historians are more willing to straight-up INVENT positions & roles for so many other late medieval queens/king's mothers that didn't exist #(not getting into this right now it's too long...)#But somehow acknowledging and discussing Elizabeth's ACTUAL formally appointed role is too much for them I guess #She's either subsumed into the general vilification of her family (never mind that they were known as 'the queen's kin' to actual #contemporaries; they were defined by HER not the other way around) or she's rendered utterly insignificant by historians. Often both.#But at the end of the day her individual role and identity often overlooked or downplayed in both scenarios #and ofc I've said this before but - there has literally never been a proper reassessment of Elizabeth's role in 1483-85 TILL DATE #despite the fact that it's such a sensational and well-known time period in medieval England #This isn't even a Wars of the Roses thing. Both Margaret of Anjou and Margaret Beaufort have had multiple different reassessments #of their roles and positions during their respective crises/upheavals by now;#There is simply a distinct lack of interest in reassessing Elizabeth in a similar way and I think this needs to be acknowledged.#Speaking of which - there's also a persistent habit of analyzing her through the context of Margaret of Anjou or Elizabeth of York #(either as a parallel or a foil) rather than as a historical figure in HER OWN RIGHT #that's also too long to get into I just wanted to point it out because I hate it and I think it's utterly senseless #I've so much to say about how all of this affects her portrayal in historical fiction as well but that's going into a whole other tangent #ofc there are other things but these in particular *really* frustrate me #just felt like ranting a bit in the tags because these are all things that I want to individually discuss someday with proper posts...

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quillkiller · 4 months ago

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thinking about my favorite mortal enemies regulus and remus

#regremus friendship you will never be famous to me #was talking to kara the other day about unrequited blackcest #and even if sirius is fully dating remus. regulus just doesnt at all acknowledge him.#because regulus doesnt respect remus in any way what so ever #like he wouldnt even be able to comprehend that they’re in a relationship #<- too busy and convinced of the prongsfoot of it all #because james is a potter and the one who took sirius in #remus is a halfblood nobody that he thinks sirius is taking pity on #remus isnt worthy of sirius and regulus is his delusions thinks his brother would still agree with that #like genuinely. remus is just Some Guy to regulus #<- remus is not even on regs radar but he’s like the love of sirius’ life #<- INTERESTING TO ME !!!!!!!#and in return. remus would never EVER like regulus #and were the black brothers ever to try and reconcile their relationship remus would still be soooo distrusting of him #remus is team sirius forever and ever and ever. against his own will sometimes (<- re: the prank)#and remus will simply never trust regulus in sirius’ life #<- and i think sirius’ finds a lot of comfort in that #remus will be polite and cordial enough for sirius’ sake #but he’ll always keep his guard up. Always Prepared #genuinely the two people i consider to have the most hostile relationship in the marauders fandom #<- even worse than jarty. because reg and remus just genuinely don’t respect the others role in sirius’ life

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tigergendermoved2tigergender · 1 year ago

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I love krusie but I don't think they would do normal "couple's" stuff even if shipped romantically. Susie chomps Kris's head every day in the lunch room and huffs their apple hair all day during class and brawls them in the hallways and nobody knows they're dating until 6 months in when Toriel makes some remark about "Kris's girlfriend" and everybody loses their shit

#i used to really dislike krusie but i've become such a krusiehead lately. friends to lovers has such a grip over me its the only #ship trope that i even like #realizing that they would act near identically whether they were dating or not dating has endeared krusie to me immensely #two bitches who are so gay(?) for each other and are wildly inseperable and are one of the very few ppl the other can trust emotionally #never says i love you or puts any label on their relationship ever. they smooch for the laughs and nobody's willing to say anything #about how genuine it might be. i love these bitches so much #like if kris and susie never dated i can still imagine them smooching just for the lolz. susie bets kris shell rip half their face off with #her teeth and kris is like. Bet #krusie #fuck it im tagging it lol

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kataracy · 6 months ago

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Kataang Week 2024 DAY 1 // Cultural Sharing

“I’m nervous. Am I doing okay?”

“You’re doing amazing Sweetie.”

#kataangtag #kataang week #kw24 #katara #aang #kataracies #avatart #As someone whose hair is a major part of their culture I wanted to lend that to this piece #I think braiding would be wonderful in the hands of Air Nomads women even though the men are all top bald baddies ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿#in my culture Black Americans used hair braiding as a way to navigate. Braiding styles were used as maps to avoid traps and find freedom #and since Air is the element of freedom it felt right 💛🧡#on a lighter note do NOT notice how rusty I am ok HEY WHAT I SAY AHT AHT #I’m so happy I finally got to draw these bubbles braids on someone they are the CUTEST #I will say dating someone from another culture isn’t as hard as people fantasize 😂 I’m just respectful of my partner and eager to learn #I think a lot of that gets lost when people focus to heavily on if one or the other partner doesn’t look like they are 24/7 #dripped in another partner’s culture. like a lot of love for the significant other gets missed #but you’ll never lose that love or reverence for you culture and I hope that message comes across in this lil drawing ok byeee (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ #ON TO DAY 2 #English majors do not come for me I see it’s the wrong *too ITS THE TAGS GIRL WHATCHU WANT ME TO DO

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angry-glasses · 13 days ago

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i know a lot of people like to take Kokichi's flirting with Shuichi seriously, but consider the much funnier alternative:

he was shipbaiting the audience

#never forget kokichi was the first to find out they were being monitored 24/7 #and that informs *so much* of his behavior in-game #why would he broadcast an actual weakness like that?#trick question! he wouldn't #like i'm fairly sure the real reason was to antagonize shuichi #since he did Not trust him #but also #the protag x antag/detective x mastermind dynamic is Exactly the sort of stuff the audience of a killing game would eat up #and we know this for a fact 😂#dr #dr thoughts #also #oumasai is 1000% more interesting when it starts from the premise they Cannot Stand each other imho #sdfghjksdfgh #enemies-to-fake dating for the cameras au #christ but they'd hate it *so much*#even worse if it works #and they actually catch tsumugi with it #dr ideas #post (vr) game could work as well...#a (forced?) pr stunt while they try to investigate & take down tdr #hmmmmmmmm #oumasai

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eerivee · 24 days ago

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I GOT ENGAGED!!!!!

I proposed to my amazing wonderful partner a couple of days ago and THEY SAID YES and I've been happier than ever, I still cannot fully believe this is actually happening aaaAAAA I actually get to marry the literal love of my life one day!!!!!!

#Haven't been much online this past week due to all of this #I'll catch up soon enough!#But seriously I'm SO HAPPY atm #Been together with my partner for almost four years now and we were friends for several years before that #They're my everything and the only person I've ever fallen in love with OR even dated #Never had any interest in relationships before I met them and now I can't imagine my life without them #Forgive me I'm just a person deeply in love and excited for our shared future!!!

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mammomlette · 6 months ago

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People don’t talk about MC needing to wear a magical ring to not accidentally yk cause NATURAL DISASTERS with their powers??? Not only accidentally but without realising???

Diavolo or smthn is asking too much of MC or being a bit too annoying and their other hand slowly drifts towards the ring and they hold onto it while maintaining dead eye contact. Like continue to piss me off hoe I’ll blink and blow a hole in your castle idk

Obv they never do it (or do they?) but the threat is there and it’s a risk dia (or whoever but I’m using dia) can’t take

#‘MC it’s your turn to take the trash out!’#*slowly reaches for the ring*#‘on second thought-‘#type beat #no cause why have I not seen ANYONE talk about how MCs magic is so strong they were GETTING RID OF PONDS in the celestial realm #and CREATING SINK HOLES in the devildom #I’ve also heard they were causing Natural disasters in the human world but I don’t remember if that was canon or not #imagine an MC that has sensory issues that means they struggle to wear rings to sleep #or just the DENT MC would get on their fingers from it😭#uf it was lucifers ring then it might not even fit on most fingers if your MC is small. like #new toe ring just dropped ig? gotta go on the thumb dude #obey me #obey me solmare #obey me!#obey me shall we date #btw if ur seeing this #are you guys getting tired of these low effort posts that just revise the canon in joke form #because I’m just being lazy and I can try putting in more effort and writing more full five if u want💔#I have a fic and some ideas in my drafts but i can never seem to put my motivation towards writing #always art #which I don’t even post 99%#and when I do it’s basically never on this acc it’s my art/oc one #so this acc gets neglected #these tags are too long peace out chat

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aphelea · 2 months ago

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honestly nothing is funnier to me in keeper than the sheer amount of people who care about sophie's love life. i have yet to encounter a single other middle grade novel where everyone so directly discusses the main character's relationships in the way kotlc does and it's fascinating

#kotlc #tbh i don't even feel like sokeefe/sophitz is even that central to the plot #what would it change if sophie and fitz never dated. if sophie and keefe had a background slow burn that only got resolved at the very end #or if sophie and fitz were dating the whole time and it was just. minor #like the plot is the same it just relies on keefe being a major character #and the earlier books rely on fitz being a major character too i guess #i suppose the unmatchable thing/sophie finding her parents is the only point that's influenced by her romantic relationships #but even then. sophie wants information. she'd figure that stuff out anyway

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kiwimintlime · 3 months ago

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Jennifer they could never make me like you!

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