#they were coworkers

[goji-pilled]

i think out all media i consumed that had groups id say sees is easily the one that haunts me the most

[tsuchinokoroyale]

At a party and a guy was telling me about how one of his coworkers was complaining about how he thought his dealer was lacing his heroin with cocaine and then the party guy was like “but his dealer was his brother” and I said “that’s some cocaine and abel shit” and the joke flopped so hard but I stand by it so I had to share it somewhere

[catsharky]

Presenting: King Sidon, his wife Queen Yona and his boyfriend Link.

Yona is very supportive of everything except Sidon forgetting his ceremony cues.

(I had an atrocious week and TotK has been coming in clutch for keeping me sane.)

[yuzuuu4]

doctor's orders

[sisaloofafump]

I think about this quote everyday. You're right Arthur, they ARE best friends and it IS kind of adorable

[curiositypolling]

pls reblog for sample size etc

follow for more occasional useless polls :)

[capuletnotes]

SAW is so queer to me that when straight people hate on SAW it lowkey feels homophobic. like oh you don’t like it when the guy saws his foot off? so you hate gay people then?

[fraternum-momentum]

Her obedient little mouse.

[warpedwings]

DJ and Ty. I've always thought they were cuties, they both seem like such genuinely sweet guys.

[weevmo]

R.I.P. Scout : Thought His Co-workers Were His Friends -

[eggcats]

1000%, the funniest radiostatic idea was that one post that's like, Alastor doesn't know they're enemies

Like, what if they never actually had a falling out - Alastor just disappeared for 7 years without saying a word and Vox flipped his shit. Except. Alastor doesn't know that, he's just treating Vox the same as when he visited Rosie.

He just didn't need to visit Vox bc Vox so kindly did a whole funny little production where they could banter at each other, like besties ❤️

Autistic Alastor who tends to just mirror how people treat him (that's why he is such a good entertainer/radio host) so it just, never occurs to him that him and Vox were legitimately fighting.

(Alastor just sits next to Vox and Rosie at the next Overlord meeting, essentially kicking his feet as he sits next to both his best friends. Vox is encased in rage, and Rosie is enjoying the show).

[unabashedmoonhideout6969]

wasn't this satirized in a south park episode

wasn't this supposed to be SATIRE???

I just saw someone refer to workplace romances as "workplace incest". I THINK they were joking around, but good lord, don't give the neo puritans any more ideas...

[r3medialch8os]

abed, along with portraying many other niche aspects of being an autistic individual, is one of the only characters i’ve ever seen accurately represent what it’s like to feel genuine anger and wish misfortune upon people who harbor incorrect opinions about movies or tv shows. i get it man. i really do.

[bowenoke]

big problem with the perimeter covering videos is that they restart my "dig a big hole" disease. like i had plans. i have builds i wanna make. i also should be asleep. instead im selecting the perfect chunks to build a hole straight to bedrock. in my hardcore world. i am sure this will have 0 consequences.

[yo-yo-yoshiko]

Sento gets a page too.

[mkaylater]

Welcome to House Cafe, please don't take too long with your order, the barista will pun your name.