#they were coworkers

[goji-pilled]

i think out all media i consumed that had groups id say sees is easily the one that haunts me the most

[tsuchinokoroyale]

At a party and a guy was telling me about how one of his coworkers was complaining about how he thought his dealer was lacing his heroin with cocaine and then the party guy was like “but his dealer was his brother” and I said “that’s some cocaine and abel shit” and the joke flopped so hard but I stand by it so I had to share it somewhere

[catsharky]

Presenting: King Sidon, his wife Queen Yona and his boyfriend Link.

Yona is very supportive of everything except Sidon forgetting his ceremony cues.

(I had an atrocious week and TotK has been coming in clutch for keeping me sane.)

[yuzuuu4]

doctor's orders

[sisaloofafump]

I think about this quote everyday. You're right Arthur, they ARE best friends and it IS kind of adorable

[curiositypolling]

pls reblog for sample size etc

follow for more occasional useless polls :)

[capuletnotes]

SAW is so queer to me that when straight people hate on SAW it lowkey feels homophobic. like oh you don’t like it when the guy saws his foot off? so you hate gay people then?

[fraternum-momentum]

Her obedient little mouse.

[warpedwings]

DJ and Ty. I've always thought they were cuties, they both seem like such genuinely sweet guys.

[weevmo]

R.I.P. Scout : Thought His Co-workers Were His Friends -

[eggcats]

1000%, the funniest radiostatic idea was that one post that's like, Alastor doesn't know they're enemies

Like, what if they never actually had a falling out - Alastor just disappeared for 7 years without saying a word and Vox flipped his shit. Except. Alastor doesn't know that, he's just treating Vox the same as when he visited Rosie.

He just didn't need to visit Vox bc Vox so kindly did a whole funny little production where they could banter at each other, like besties ❤️

Autistic Alastor who tends to just mirror how people treat him (that's why he is such a good entertainer/radio host) so it just, never occurs to him that him and Vox were legitimately fighting.

(Alastor just sits next to Vox and Rosie at the next Overlord meeting, essentially kicking his feet as he sits next to both his best friends. Vox is encased in rage, and Rosie is enjoying the show).

[unabashedmoonhideout6969]

wasn't this satirized in a south park episode

wasn't this supposed to be SATIRE???

I just saw someone refer to workplace romances as "workplace incest". I THINK they were joking around, but good lord, don't give the neo puritans any more ideas...

[r3medialch8os]

abed, along with portraying many other niche aspects of being an autistic individual, is one of the only characters i’ve ever seen accurately represent what it’s like to feel genuine anger and wish misfortune upon people who harbor incorrect opinions about movies or tv shows. i get it man. i really do.

[luvgam3]

The brainrot got crazy tonight. Little Gojo and Nanami shaped parasites just floating around in my brain whispering “COWORKERS AU NOW NOW”

Cw: not proof read, gender neutral reader (mentions of wearing heels), nsfw under cut, modern au/work ‘friends’

Coworker!Nanami who stays late to help you with your workload— just because.

Coworker!Gojo who invites you both out for drinks after the last of the work is finished. Despite not liking him— Nanami tags along.

Coworker!Nanami who keeps a close eye on your drink while you wonder around the cramped bar in search of a bathroom, his hand acting as a lid as he people watches.

Coworker!Gojo who helps guide you through the people, his arm around your waist as he pushes people aside for you.

Coworker!Nanami who has all of your drinks put on his tab before you return from the bathroom so he won’t have to listen to you protest.

Coworker!Gojo who doesn’t let the feeling of your heel clad toe brushing against his ankle go unnoticed as you order drink after drink.

Coworker!Nanami who shares a cigarette with you while you wait for your shared Uber— heels in hand and Gojo’s blazer resting atop your shoulders as Nanami hands you the half smoked cigarette.

Coworker!Gojo who invited the two of you back to his house for coffee— you both knew what that meant as you wordlessly climbed into the Uber. Your thighs squeezed together as you sat sandwiched between the two men in the backseat. The smell of beer, smoke and them intoxicating.

Coworker!Nanami who made the first move. Once Gojo closed the door behind him insuring your privacy, Nanami’s large hands pulled at your hips drawing you closer to him as he closed the gap between you. His lips moving rough against yours.

Coworker!Gojo who ushered you to his room, urgency pumps through him as he walks through the halls, tugging at his tie as he listens to you quickly follow behind, your hand gripping Nanami’s.

Coworker!Nanami who lays under you, his thick cock throbbing deep within you as he peppers your neck in soft kisses while Gojo aligns himself with your already stuffed hole.

Coworker!Gojo who nips and sucks at your neck and shoulders from behind as his hips piston into yours as Nanami moans into your mouth.

Coworker!Nanami who cums down your throat, his fist gripping your hair, pulling you impossibly closer as hot tears cloud your vision.

Coworker!Gojo who licks away those tears as you lay between Nanami’s thighs, your back laying against his chest as he rubs soft shapes into your thighs as he holds them open for you.

Coworker!Nanami who whispers praise in your ear as Gojo fucks you within an inch of your life. Your legs tremble and your skin tingles as you cum for the nth time that night— begging Gojo to cum inside you, lust and exhaustion clouding your brain as your back arches against Nanami’s hard chest.

Coworker!Gojo who lends you a fresh blazer the next morning to wear into work. He doesn’t want people questioning why you’d be showing up in yesterday’s clothes.

Coworker!Nanami who makes you coffee as you attempt to cover the blossoming hickeys on your neck, yelling at Gojo while you do.

Coworker!Gojo who drives you all to work. The day goes by slowly, each of you acting as if nothing had happened— until quitting time rolls around and you spot Gojo and Nanami waiting for you outside, ready to do it all over again.

[bowenoke]

big problem with the perimeter covering videos is that they restart my "dig a big hole" disease. like i had plans. i have builds i wanna make. i also should be asleep. instead im selecting the perfect chunks to build a hole straight to bedrock. in my hardcore world. i am sure this will have 0 consequences.

[yo-yo-yoshiko]

Sento gets a page too.