#they try to eat their buddies

[phoenixkaptain]

God I miss novel WeiLan.

Novel Shen Wei: “I want to literally eat you whole so that I have you with me for the rest of eternity. I couldn’t bear to be apart from you so I’ve stalked you for hundreds of years and I have a locked room full of pictures of you from all your past lives. I only started working closely with this part of the police because you became the chief. I can and have killed for you and I have broken so many rules, but since I’ve decided that I’m the ultimate power, I’ve also decided the rules don’t apply to me and so I will continue to break those rules.”

Novel Yunlan: “So, you do like the curtains?”

[emikomusubi]

buddy daddies is all fun and games until episode 7 bodyslams you with the full reality of grief and being terrified of happiness because happiness means change and it feels like you're leaving the one you lost behind and you don't deserve to be fulfilled or happy without them

[sergle]

I think I'm going to make a temperature blanket this year

[froegs]

family baking/first kiss

[onejellyfishplease]

Some lost sister designs for you while im battling my art block <3

i read somewhere that Jennika was trapped in some alternate dimension, i can't remember where though. But its cannon in my heart anyways

Frida is a red eared slider and Jennika is some kind of snapper -a smaller species than Raph is.

[montereybayaquarium]

Let’s get cirri-ous: an acorn barnacle’s feathery phalanges are foolproof for filtering a feast from fast flows! These captivating crustaceans do a little headstand when they’re but wee plankton settling down, cementing their noggins to the seafloor before forming a shell around them. By flapping their feet in the current, those tiny toe hairs, called cirri, trap detritus and plankton as they pass by. Once a snack is secured, the barnacle pulls its legs inside, scrapes off its filtered fare and voila! Dinner is served!

[cinderoo]

why is shuro such a loser

[baddybaddyadardaddy]

I just love your posts!

There is a moment during the dinner date (lol) when he starts eating and then stops when he notices Galadriel's gaze on him...and then does this cute mouth thing...I swear as if he was shy or something.

What do you think? 😅💙

come on this face journey with me, dear anon.

ADAR: I'M ON A DINNER DATE WITH GALADRIEL BE COOL BE COOL BE COOL BE COOL

ADAR: FAILING TO BE COOL

ADAR: MAYBE SHE WON'T NOTICE

ADAR: FUCK, SHE DID.

ADAR: MY LIFE IS OVER.

[kazbiter]

with s8 coming out next week i just wanted to let u guys know that the way i got into buddie in the first place was through occasionally seeing mutuals mention it on the tl and not really thinking much of it bc i didn't know anything abt it until the episode where buck being bisexual went canon (a timeline event for the ages) and ppl were discussing destiel in relation to it basically saying that buddie might get the chance to go canon in the way they never did and i was like okay hmmmm i am curious abt this from a purely objective perspective let me look into this and see what i think. and then after like a week of observing the goings-on and interviews that were coming out around that time and finding out more about the buddie storyline in general i was like ???? lol yeah you guys are absolutely getting that canonized. like from a marketing perspective w the way they were handling this there is literally nothing else they could be planning to do. and then of course bc i had already started down the slippery slope of exploring buddie i then eventually became obsessed with it in my own time and now instead of you guys are getting buddie canon it is very much WE are getting buddie canon but that's neither here nor there i just wanted to say i have literally never questioned if this will happen lmao i'm not claiming to have any inside information or specifics about how they're going to do it but. i would have bet every dollar i had on buddie canon before 911 was even of the slightest personal interest to me at all so i will be rubbing my hands together gleefully watching this unfold.

[mars-ipan]

guys hear me out. what if guy.... was animal

[azrael08]

I got this idea from a random fic I read somewhere, but I think it’s a really funny to imagine that in Star trek when humans describe things their pets do, their alien buddies just think that this is another human doing these things because they don’t know earth animals. And like honestly humans have done weirder.

[thret-rhett]

Adam, Eve, and Lilith. they’re my ocs now more lore in tags

[moeblob]

Sometimes I get asks and I'm like "wow I have no idea how to reply" and then three days later I go "wait no I know how".

So here anon, take some acknowledgment of sorts? (Thank you for thinking of me with goarse physics but idk how to animal so)

[victorialovesstiles]

I was listening to Somebody Else by VÉRITÉ.

And okay listen, everyone is talking about Buck pining era with oblivious Eddie, right? But imagine Eddie KNOWS. Imagine Buck confesses, and Eddie REJECTS him.

But Eddie tells Buck how important he is, and how important his friendship is to him. Total Office/Pam & Jim moment - Buck says "I want more than that"; Eddie is like "I can't".

Cut to Buck trying to move on... but Eddie keeps getting jealous and upset that Buck isn't around as much anymore. Upset that things have changed. He starts interrupting dates and trying to sabotage any chance Buck has with a new love interest.

Buck confronts him and Eddie is like, well you love ME so why are you going out with someone else...

and Buck is stood there like ???

[feline-evil]

Dethvanity is really funny to me conceptually as an episode because you can see how little they had to make the characters insecure about for the bit. They swing for obvious lowblow choices with Pickle' baldness and Nathan's weight and even those require some suspension of disbelief because ok. Sure. Nathan '(said extremely proudly) never skipped a meal in my life!' Explosion is insecure about being a big man now. Nathan *guy who everyone thinks is smoking hot 99% of the time* Explosion is a tiny bit larger than usual and is insecure about it now. Lol. Lmao even.

But anyway then we hit Skwisgaar and Toki and there's like NOTHING to swing for, you can see them going uhhh ok Skwis doesn't sleep he probably drinks a lot of coffee, and Toki? Shit, what does Toki have to be insecure about with his looks. He's perfect, he's adorable, he's ripped. Um. FUCK IT, HE'S DOING NOTHING BUT EATING LEMONS. WE GOT NOTHING, WE GOT NOTHING, JUST GIVE THE BOY CITRUS FRUITS.

WOE 🍋 BE UPON YE

I'm sure i could make some smarter points about the attempts at applying vanity in this ep and how outside of this and a few other moments i do actually like that the show rarely takes pot shots at things like Nathan's weight, but you see Nathan has shirtless scenes in this one and so my intelligence is impeded when all the blood rushes out of my head and into my-

[bumblingbabooshka]

Mpreg Attack