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I was talking to someone yesterday about the muppets and it was really awesome!! and they go âoh I love the muppets my favorite is rascalâ and I went âWHO????â i am actually tweaking bro who the fuck is rascal i have been thinking about this nonstop itâs like making me angry i probably seemed like a a FAKE fan itâs stressing me out like I get talk to someone who likes the muppets and I donât know the ONE character there talking about. âčïž
#Iâve looked it up like 6 times#help me??#someone help me find rascal#they said he was in muppets go to Hollywood?or the movies#muppets#the muppets#the muppet caper#The muppet movie
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The Muppet Christmas Carol has been voted the best Christmas film of all time in our annual readers' poll â knocking previous winner It's A Wonderful Life off the top spot.
Frank Capra's iconic 1946 drama starring James Stewart has consistently been named the winner of the poll in the many years that RadioTimes.com has been running it, but has to settle for second place this time around, after securing 16 per cent of the vote - compared to 20 per cent for the winner.
Brian Henson's irreverent take on Charles Dickens's classic Yuletide yarn â which famously starred Michael Caine as notorious miser Ebenezer Scrooge alongside a cast of Muppets â had previously finished runner-up, but now tops the poll one year after it celebrated its 30th anniversary.
As it was crowned, Henson spoke exclusively to RadioTimes.com about topping the list â describing the result as "wonderful" news.
"I'm very proud of the movie and I'm thrilled that people appreciate it so much," he said. "It was a very special piece, it took a lot of people working really hard and we really put our hearts into it. And I'm thrilled that it's so popular and it seems to be even building the popularity, which is great."
It's a fitting year for the film to have won the poll given Caine recently announced that he was retiring from acting, and Henson paid tribute to the star and his "incredible body of work", calling him the "quintessential working actor."
He added: "It was really fun doing Christmas Carol with him because he so appreciated all of the humour around him. But he played his part very, very seriously. He said to me, 'I'm going to act as if I'm working in the Royal Shakespeare Company and that's only going to make the Muppets even funnier and more delightful.'
"And he was absolutely right. But it was wonderful because he'd do a take where he's so severe and dark, and then I'd call cut, and then he just start laughing at everything that was going on around him. So he was really just a delight to work with."
Meanwhile, Henson also urged fans to watch one version of his film in particular â specifically the longer cut containing the previously lost song When Love Is Gone, which was added to Disney Plus for UK viewers a few years ago.
"When [the song] is in the movie, the structure of the movie is much, much better," he said. "And the emotional arc for Scrooge and Michael's performance is much, much better. He tuned his entire performance going into that moment and coming out of it and then to sort of cut the meat of it was a real shame, so it's great to have it back in!"
In total, there were 27 films on our shortlist â from classic Hollywood fare such as White Christmas all the way up to last year's Spirited.
The third place position went to 1990's Home Alone, which gained 8 per cent of the vote, while Love Actually came in fourth â also with 8 per cent, but marginally fewer votes â and Die Hard rounded out the top five with 7 per cent of the vote.
Interestingly, Elf, which has regularly been a fixture in the top five and celebrates its 20th anniversary this year, dropped down to eighth position, with Miracle on 34th Street and animated gem The Snowman both coming ahead of the Will Ferrell classic in the final results.
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i think a blogger is contractually obliged to have one au of a piece of media relating to another piece of media. anyways drop the muppets au lore.
AHDKDJD listen itâs a legal requirement for me to have at least 50!! okok so. itâs like. a slightly looser interpretation of the 79 movie plot because iâm STILL not sure if i want to keep the cast human or fully commit to the muppet bit. but in general, plot about a musical little guy from a swamp trying to get to hollywood and picking up silly friends along the way is a go!! andd obviously said little guy is wilbur. wilbur is kermit. thatâs him
tommy is fozzie, wilburâs first friend who most people Do tend to find annoying at first, and as funny as i thought tubbo as gonzo would be he just seems more like a rowlf to me except iâm sticking him way earlier in the plot. tommy and tubbo do open mic nights together and thatâs how they meet wilbur, who sheepishly mentions his far-off plans to get to hollywood only for tommy in all of his enthusiasm to go âgreat! tubboâs got a car! letâs go there now!!â so they get in the car and they go!!
quackity ofc is miss piggy, but not really even in a tnt duo way, more in the way that he grew up on a farm with the highest praise he can aim for coming from county fair beauty pageants, and when these ragamuffins roll through town talking about their big dreams and completely-un-thought-out plans he gets right in that beat up car with them and says okay! heâs coming too! someoneâs gotta bring the brains, and of course the beauty if theyâre going to hollywood.
road trip shenanigans ensue, they pick up the rest of the members of lmanberg on various points throughout the trip and yeah itâs. itâs like a cute found family of performers au. except. explicitly based. off the muppets.
#long post#dream smp#ahdkd sorry i dont know how explaining my muppets vision took so many words#but um. there it is. thatâs the dream#i originally came up with it this past summer shortly after i made thanks miss piggy but ahdkd ive been⊠thinking about it again#now that that post is kinda re-circulating
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did you hear the news about Muppet*Vision 3D?
I sure did - My brother actually sent me a text about it as soon as he found out lmao but I'm also tapped in to the Muppet and theme park community on Twitter so needless to say. Shit is popping off.
Something newer followers may not know about me is that I know a lot about theme parks. I worked at WDW's Pirates of the Caribbean for 7 months as a ride operator and I do go to theme parks a lot. And, before anyone gets a wild hair, yes I am under no illusions about Disney as a company. I respect the work that goes in to ride design and construction, I enjoy the history and evolution of the parks, and I want to throw rocks at Bob Iger every day of my life (he's also the reason why twin peaks season 2 turns to shit past a certain point). But yes, I am a theme park enthusiast. I like machines.
Back to MuppetVision. I genuinely think the show needs to be preserved as the last project Jim Henson worked on as Kermit. It's definitely outdated, I'm not gonna deny that, and the 3D could use Some Work, but to me it is the equivalent of a historic landmark. The ideal is if they move it to another location so they preserve the in-theater portions (Sweetums, my beloved Bean Bunny), but I would accept a professional recording of it. Maybe remaster it like they did with Philharmagic. Who knows.
I am totally psyched they're redoing rockin' with the muppets like I honestly don't mind rockin' as a ride, the launch is really fun even though it's been far surpassed by other rides at this point (Guardians and Tron both use magnetic launches effectively) and since it's the only ride with an inversion at Disney, sometimes you gotta take what you can get. I actually think Guardians should have had an inversion but that's a discussion for another day.
What I hope they do is use Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem to cover roller-coaster themed songs for the launch because that is legit my favorite part of the current ride. Aerosmith as a theme has aged like milk but I'm obsessed with the stupid ass roller coaster covers of their songs and I will never stop laughing at "Love in a Roller Coaster" so I hope they keep that kind of theme.
It'll be interesting to see how they actually integrate the muppets into the ride. A concept that floated around years ago before they sent the Great Movie Ride to the glue factory was the Great Muppet Movie Ride where it was like, muppets integrated into old hollywood or whatever and I would have loved to have seen that. But Iger Disney, especially post-Chapek, is cheap. Any uniqueness between WDW and DL have been ironed away, and the death of my most beloved Dinosaur is a good example of that. What they're probably going to do is keep a lot of the initial psychedelic theming, shoot Stephen Tyler in a parking lot, and slap the Electric Mayhem on it. Which is fine, like I said Aerosmith has to go, but they need to do something worthy of being a successor for MuppetVision.
Sorry this got long lmao you probably did not want a doctoral thesis on this but I'm a muppet fan and I find Jim Henson's life and career really interesting and I also don't like the way Studios has been changing over the last decade or so. But then again I'm still mad Universal got rid of Twister and Earthquake and I'm a Figment fan so like. Maybe my opinions are not those of the majority.
The day they go to bulldoze Dinosaur I'm pulling a fucking Arthur Dent btw. I'm laying in front of the bulldozer in a dirty bathrobe and waiting for the construction crews to kill me. If they try to change Tower of Terror to that Guardians dog shit I'm fr going to lose it. That's one of the best themed rides in the history of theme parks and fucking everyone thinks it's better than the DL one from casual visitors to goddamn Mariah Carey.
Also watch the Defunctland Jim Henson series it will change you.
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Lmao if you watch the movie, your thoughts will definitely not be filled with "Scrooge is so hot" all the time, trust me đ. His appearance is never the focus at any point of the movie and you'd have to be purposely obtuse to ignore all the hammering they do from frame one in showcasing what an absolute horrible dick bag he is (they made him in some cases even meaner, and also made his backstory different and a reference to Dicken's own childhood, making Scrooge a class traitor which doubles his guilt/makes his transformation go even even harder). He's just aesthetically more appealing to look at as a design choice but it never changes any of the core messages and themes of the movie, in fact it adds an extra layer of different conversation among the billions of other Christmas Carol adaptations by saying "hey appearances don't mean jack shit, look at this person's actions and the consequences of said actions" which I think is more nuanced/modern and a great thing to teach in a children's animated movie.
Sorry for the ramble, it's just seeing some people who get gatekeepy (yes there are Dickens dudes who are whining about how we aren't "allowed" to find this character hot, like who tf cares) and prissy in the replies/tags and people turning their noses up at the movie and choosing not to see it JUST because of this one design change making them think somehow our moralities are attached to sheer physical appearance and I have to see these takes every damn day and it gets tiring đ
Oh Iâm gonna watch it donât you worry, Iâm always a slut for a god animated retelling.
His appearance may not be the focus of the movie (it never is) but my point still stands. People are attracted to beautiful people no matter how horrible they are. Just look at Hollywood.
I AM intrigued that he may be meaner, he was pretty awful in the OG story (and the muppet one too)
I canât believe there are Dickens Dudes and yet Iâm not surprised at all. Iâve read some of the replies on this post and no one seems to care how awful he is (or was) they just want that old man D! No matter the time period thirst gets everyone.
But this is definitely going to be the version I watch this year!
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Austin and Ally: Bloggers and Butterflies Episode Reviewcap:Â Oh Bother (Patreon Review for Emma Fici)
Hello all you happy people and welcome to popculturebuffet where I review some of my faviorite media... and... this thing. Yeah itâs time for a patreon review as 5 dollar or more patrons get one guaranteed slot a month... and this one is me being impaled on my own sword. See during my review of Muppets Most Wanted earlier this month, I talked about how much I hated the series Austin and Ally, as Ross Lynch from the show appeared in the movie and I felt he stuck out like a sore thumb among the rest of the cameos. It was a throaway joke but we got to talkiing about it more after I sent Emma the review (She had comissioned it)... and well you can see where this ended up. And this isnât the first time iâve hinted at something I dislike in a review that I might review down the road.. but itâs the first time someoneâs had me review one of these things.Â
I should make some things clear. Iâm 30. When I saw some scattered episodes of Austin and Ally in itâs first season, I was 20. I was NEVER in this showâs target demo at the time I watched it. I have no nostaglia for it nor mercy and never did. So if you have some soft spot for it because of nostlagia or you like what some of the actors did later.. your good. You do not have to like what I like or hate what I hate. These reviews are my honest opinons and while I try to make my case and crack some jokes, I am not trying to shame you if you like this show, nor am I shaming the actors for being in it. Hollywood is rough, and especially as a teen and as weâve seen with other disney stars, being put into the disney star machine can be rough. No tonly that theyâve all gone on to work on other stuff: Ross Lynch had steady success with 4 seasons of chilling adventures of sabrina, both he and Laura Mareno have kept singing after this, Calum Worthy went on to the critically acllaimed american vandal and Rani Rodregeuz has gone on to do voice work and more disney work. Iâm never going to shame a young actor for shooting their shot. So there is nothing against the young actors or young fans who liked this show.Â
That being said.. this show is hot, flaming , toasty garbage. It is not good. I am not saying that to be hyperbolic: While I am trying to cut down on the salt, this work is geninely bad. And while I do get itâs aimed for kids.. kids deserve better than this. Iâve seen decent Disney Channel Sitcoms: I watched Girl Meets World not long after this, Even Stevens holds up okay from what I can remember, and even in recent times iâve seen episodes of Syndey to the Max. Itâs pretty good and has a creative dual time periods premise. So then, before this, and after this there were D-Sitcoms that geninely tried. I just donât like ones like this that really doânt. That donât care and are just trying to sell kids music instead of an actual show. That replace actual effort with âwacky bullshitâ. And I love wacky bullshit. I geninely do. Iâve been rereading zits lately and despite all the crap it gets and how steretoypcial it can be with hitâs main family.. it can still be utterly great at times.Â
This show.. has no real creativity. Itâs clearly trying to cash in on the fact Disney had a market in making their actors also signers, by casting two talented singers, making the show about music and a central couple, throwing in wacky sidekicks and stirring. Itâs pandering on a scale not ever seen. And yet current day disney cancels shows for being actually good and wanting ot be representivie. You might see why I like taking pot shots at them. Itâs because even a decade ago they pulled shit like this, making something gentically engineered to be profitable.. and it WORKED. Four full seasons of this happened. Four seasons of a show that was stale, and made clearly just to make a profit and make more signers to cash out on before they decided they wanted you know.. creative contorl and a wider audience. But I can give it two things: 1 the two leads really can sing even if the songs their often given, esepcially the intro arenât good, and two.. this episode gave me a LOT of material to riff on. A lot. While the structure, setup and everything is typical this episode makes some .... choices... some ones that are bafflign in the best way possible.
Case in point, I went into the episode not really happy to review this, but willing to concede I might of overblown what I thought of it. The episode opens with Austin, an up and coming teen singer, alone in the music shop of his friend, love intrest, songwriter and co-lead Ally, Sonic Boom. Itâs where the teens congregate the most and is located in an outdoor shopping plaza, with the plaza itself the second main area. Heâs eating an ice cream cone alone in there.Â
He then drops it on his pants. Now a normal person would just say scoop the ice cream off their crotch back onto the cone or write it off as an oopsy daisy. Austin... carefully takes off his pants in a way that dosenât drop the ice cream, puts the pants on the counter... and then procedes to pull out all the fixins for a sundae
But he does not and instaed makes a âpants sundaeâ.... and just typing that makes me worry iâm going to be put on a watchlist just for doing my job. Case in point someone video taped austin doing this and put it on the internet while Ally tries to explain she shoudlnât have to put up a sign saying no eating off pants, as sheâs watching the video with austin the next day. Turns out a blogger has been dedicating her life to destroying austin and his career, which is oddly forward thinking for a show that fully approved a pantsless teenager eating a sundae off his jeans for script, then after blockign then didnât cut it out of the how entirely. I mean nowadays sheâd use twitter, but still, it predates cancel culture and deepfakes as she later also fakes a story about him saving a kid , a local one named Nelson who shows up a lot and is adorable, into âhim dunking him in a fountainâ.Â
Also Trish, Allyâs best friend, comes in announcing âGuess who just got hired at something something pirate themed fish restrauntâ. Thatâs her catchphrase though she stole her gimmick of getting a new job and fired every episode from Jonsey of 6teen. Seriously itâs just.. the same exact gag: lazy teen gets fired at every job in some wacky way and has a new one each episode.Â
Sheâs only upset about it because she has to work with Dez, not for the pirate outfits which I wish iâd remembered ahead of time as itâs pirate month next month. Dez is Austinâs best friend. Dez also sucks, being annoying, goofy in the âway a 40 year old writer who dosenât know how a teenager ever acted â way, and repedadtely screwing the team over in this very episode. The only reason they donât replace him with a trained chimp is that Disney saw what happened with Gordyâs Home back in the TGIF era and decided not to repeat past mistakes.. once twitter caught wind they were repeating past mistakes.Â
Oh and the blogâs name.. is hater girl.Â
You might see what I mean about the show being creatively bankrupt. Also just going to get Dez and Trishâs subplot out of the way now as while they wear pirate costumes all episode, it dosenât really impact the plot.. at all. Trish slacks off while Dez depfries everything like this was a Bellville Family Thanksgiving, which while not really funny persay for the most part two bits did have me chuckle: him depfrying trishâs cellphone and her using it afterwords, and when the two need to get fired to end this subplot get to the performance at the end of the main plot, Dez DEEPFRIES EVERYTHING THATâS NOT NAILED DOWN IN THE RESTRAUNT. The effect is passable but I woânt lie that itâs kind of awesome.Â
So the main plot has Hater girl frame Austin for child drowning, leading to his performance being canceled..a fter he planned to hide out in a tent till said performance. and also implicilty takes a dump in the broom closet thinking it was a bathroom.Â
Disney wanted this character to be a teen heartthrob. They instead somehow made him Beavis with better hair. So that night Beavis, Butthead, Ally and Trish camp out to catch her, only to fall alseep
Dez contacted HaterGirl with pictures.... and she sneaks away as the recycling bin thatâs the drop for said pictures. Gotta give her points for that. Oh and Dez actually gave her pictures. Though letâs be real: he ate a sundae off his trousers and people think he tried drowning a child. I donât think a few school photos are going to make him extra canceled or anything.Â
Luckily our heroes catch a break as HaterGirl has been spying on them as a catfish, so Dez reels her in with a fishing rod and they unmask her scooby doo style. And Austinâs reactoin..
Turns out HaterGirl is Tilly, and she has nothing against Austin. Sheâs been stalking him for the past few days including as a baby and loudly asks him to change her.Â
 So thanks for reading and... dammit iâm not getting out of this am I?
Yeah so turns out Tilly is highly unstable and is mad at ally for upstaging her in kindergarten... even though all Ally did was peform a better song. OUr heroes tread carefully knowing this could go from disney channel sitcom to slasher film in an instant.Â
Dez once again fucks up, pointing out why she didnât just go after Ally and making note of Allyâs stage fright.Â
So Tilly gives her an ultimatium: sing her song on stage and die by embarassment, or she ruins austinâs career. They try a test practice with Ally singing from some stuffed animals, including a dolphin Austin tries to take for himself in the only naturla moment in 25 minutes, but it fails. Oh also Trish wanted to see the performance to see Ally barf because both characters need better friends. The song is also important to ally as itâs what made her decide to be a songwriter. As for what gave her stage fright.. sheâs not ready to explain that. And look most of the acting on this show is very stitled: Ross Lynch as austin tries to go over the top but canât quite reach it so he comes off as hammy yet subdued and Laura Maurno as Ally just.. canât quite act and canât emote to save her life. I donât blame either of them as again not only have they gotten more work, but itâs the directoârs job to help especially when the actors are this young. But the two DO have a natural chemistry and the moments the two share do feel genine. I can see why this dog turd of a show had fans. Also rani Rodregueiz does turn in a good performance and dezâ actor tries, so I canât fault them, they just had more natural charisma. Thankfully we do get a decent climax as Ally is clearly about to explode with embarassment.. only for Austin to step in. His career isnât worth his friendâs humilation and heâs going to sing instead. THis also ends up netting him and Tilly the right kinds of Karama as tilly errupts that if he dosenâs sing sheâll keep going on stage.. into the mic, wtih Austin making it clear to the audeince seconds later, and her tantrum after. Also Trish escorts her off... I thought she was taking her to jail for you know, stalking, harassment and wanting to wear allys skin but no sheâs free at the end of the episode. I also really donât like how Disney has a bad tendency of having âcrazyâ characters. Mental illness.. really isânt a joke, but they had this girl and also creepy connie on Jesse, and I donât think their the only âcrazyâ stalker characters. Itâs okay to have a character be mentally unstable or a villian, but ot have the only mentally unstable characters be weird, creepy or stalkers is.. not right. Not at all. And I say that as someone with a mental illness. So austin sings, he gets a dolphin and iâm thankfully free of this mummys curse unless someone pays me to revisit it or emma uses her patreon review for it again. Austin and Ally is a stilted, messy sitcom that tries to use wackiness over jokes, with actors who clearly werenât made comfortable in their rolls or given time to be and with a stock premise. THank you for reading, and to the actors involved iâm sorry I had to dredge up your pasts. You guys deserve better.Â
#disney channel#austin and ally#ross lynch#laura marano#rani rodrigeuz#calum worthy#austin moon#ally dawson
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Paul Williams on His Regrets and Career By Donald Liebenson
âBugsy Malone is like nothing else,â Roger Ebert wrote in his 1976 three-and-a-half-star review. âIt's an original, a charming one.â
Alan Parkerâs directorial debut, a one-of-a-kind gangster musical acted out by children (including Scott Baio in the title role and a then-13-year-old Jodie Foster as a sassy nightclub chanteuse), was an early career triumph for Paul Williams. Williams is everything that he wanted to be: an actor, an Oscar-winning songwriter of era-defining hits and composer of iconic movie scores. Heâs something else, too: sober. Earlier this month he celebrated just over 30 years of sobriety. âWhen I got sober, the career I thought I had been gone for 10 years,â he says. âI feel like Lazarus; Iâm 80-years-old, and I feel like a tired 34.â
But heâs ebullient talking about BUGSY MALONE, a cult favorite in the United States, but in its native England, it is something of a viewing rite of passage for children, thanks in part to a 1980s stage adaptation by Micky Dolenz. The film itself won four BAFTAs, including Best Screenplay and Best Newcomer and Best Supporting Actress for Foster. Williams was nominated for two Golden Globes, including Original Score and Original Song.
He has completed a new musical, Fortunate Sons, about how the Vietnam War draft lottery affects two households. His last major acting role was as ex-lawyer and informant JT on two seasons of the Amazon series, Goliath. âIâve always said Iâm a pretty good songwriter for an out-of-work actor,â he jokes. âActing is where I got my start.â
Where in the process did you get involved with Bugsy Malone? Â
Paul Williams: BUGSY MALONE began as a bedtime story Alan made up for his kids. Every night he put his kids to bed, they said, âTell us more about Bugsy tomorrow night, dad.â So maybe the answer to that question is that the headwaters of BUGSY MALONE is Alanâs love for his children and his great love for the traditional American gangster film. He found a place where those two things would meet in a way that was really unique.
How did Bugsy Malone come to you?Â
PW: Alan Parker liked my songs, but I donât know where he got the idea to approach me. It was around the time of A STAR IS BORN (for which he co-wrote the Oscar-winning song âEvergreenâ with Barbra Streisand). He sent me a batch of beautiful color drawings of the cars, the splurge guns and the sets. Then he sent me the script, and I loved it. I was playing Vegas a lot and when I agreed to do it, he came over to talk to me. I was opening for Liza Minnelli or Olivia Newton John, I donât remember who. Alan and I sat down at a deli, drank coffee and I was just singing bits and pieces of songs that I thought would be good ideas. I thought we needed to open with a song about Bugsy. It poured out of me. When the marriage is right, that seems to happen with me.
What was your own connection to American gangster movies? Were you a fan?
PW: Oh, my god, I was a huge Humphrey Bogart fan. One of the great times that I ever had was doing THE CHEAP DETECTIVE, because I was playing Elisha Cookâs role from THE MALTESE FALCON. As a little boy, I knew his name before I knew Santa Claus. I remember when I first came back to Hollywood to try and make it as an actor, one of the first things that happened was I walked into a drug store just as (character actor) Royal Dano was walking out. Youâve seen him in a hundred movies. I said, âHiya, Mr. Dano,â and he snapped his head around and said, âHello, young man.â I told that story on Carson, and I got a letter from Royal Dano. He said, âAlthough I donât remember meeting you, it seems to me you were thinner then.â I love that.
How did you approach writing the songs, because they are songs being lip-synced by children, but they are not childrenâs songs.Â
PW: The script is the Bible. The two basic tasks a songwriter have are to move the story ahead and to display the inner life of the characters. Alan Parker was similar to Jim Henson in that the rule of writing was to not write down to kids, but to write accurately for character and story. The characters Alan wrote were so strong; they are archetypes of the great Warner Bros. characters. Bugsy was John Garfield meets Humphrey Bogart.
Where did the idea come from to have the child actors lip-sync to adult voices?
PW: They got kids that could act, they got kids that could dance, but the songs had intricate rhythms and to find kids who could sing them was a challenge. I thought that if the automobiles are these weird little hybrids that make the sound of an engine but are being pedaled, and the guns shoot cream, then why couldnât the kids sing with adult voices? It would have the feel of an animated film. It solved the whole problem. The one regret I will have my entire life is that I put another (singing) voice in Jodie Fosterâs mouth; one of the great actors in American film history. Â Thatâs a terrible legacy (laughs). I did that with (the character) Beef in PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE. I used a guy named Ray Kennedy who had a great beefy voice, but when I heard Gerritt Graham sing later, I thought maybe I should have given him a shot.
This was before your collaboration with Jim Henson and the Muppets. Was Bugsy Malone a project you personally wanted to take on as something your own children could see?
PW: Bugsy Malone is the one motion picture Iâve written songs for that Iâve seen more than anything that I ever worked on, and thereâs a simple reason for it. When my wife and I broke up, I would spend the weekend with my kids and I would plunk them down in front of the TV with pizza and, god bless them, they must have seen BUGSY MALONE for years. Eventually, I learned how to talk to my kids and be a sober real dad, but my kids just love BUGSY.
The closing number, âYou Give a Little Love,â is Bugsy Maloneâs legacy song, much like âThe Rainbow Connectionâ is for The Muppet Movie. It was even used in a Coca-Cola Super Bowl commercial.
PW: That song is pretty much my philosophy. I absolutely believe it. My entire life has proven to me that there is something about the elegance of kindness that has always had a solid return. The core philosophy of BUGSY MALONE is, âWe could have been anything that we wanted to be/and itâs not too late to change.â
In America, Bugsy Malone received good reviews and is a cult favorite. But itâs huge in England. Why do you think it was so embraced there?
PW: We took it to the stage in the 1980s. Every kid in England, Wales and Ireland, but especially in Great Britain, grew up seeing BUGSY MALONE. Itâs like GREASE in this country. Edgar Wright did BUGSY as a kid, which led me to a role in BABY DRIVER.Â
Where do you rank Bugsy Malone in the Paul Williams canon?
PW: It is probably the best opportunity I ever had in this life to preach a little kindness. Itâs probably the best opportunity Iâve ever been given to express the possibilities and probabilities that we could be anything we want to be. I was the runt of the litter from the Midwest; this little dude who didnât fit into any world. I just absolutely loved music and movies and without thinking twice, I thought, âIâm going to do that.â I hope BUGSY MALONE inspires that for anyone looking up at the screen and is attracted to the possibilities of telling the truth about themselves in a way that helps someone else.
Bugsy Malone is but one chapter in an incredible life and career. Have you given any thought to writing your autobiography?Â
PW: You know what? In recovery we call it an inventory (laughs). I think Iâm at a place in my life where I feel like a beginner, like Iâm just getting started. I know how idiotic that sounds at 80, but I want three digits on my driverâs license, and I think the one thing that gives me a shot at that is that I love being busy and doing the things that matter most to me, and thatâs trying to tell the truth in a way that helps someone else.
#Bugsy malone#gangster pictures#warner bros#Jodie foster#child stars#child actor#old Hollywood#classic#TCM#Turner Classic Movies#Paul Williams#Donald Liebenson
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Comfort one-shot reader x creepy pastas (Slenderman, Jeff, Toby, E.J, BEN, Sally, Masky, Hoodie, Jane and L.J.) ((Beauty and the beast spoilers))
Inspired by: The living tombstone
The following morning you got ready to go to Hollywood studios. It was pretty chilly so you wore a jacket, bunched up in the car with everyone else. On the way there BEN wouldnât stop talking about the new Star Wars exhibits.
Parking in one of the spots you all rode the tram to bring you to the entrance. All of the creeps stood in awe at the decorations at the entrance. Slender had to shoo them to disperse before they could hold up the other people coming in. Jeff looked irritated, probably cause he left his knife at the hotel as instructed.
A lot of people were dressed as people from the 50âs and such for Halloween weekend. Some of them gave strange looks at your groupsâ costumes, but there was definitely compliments too. At least L.J was happy because there were less annoying children.
First up was the tower of terror, which you guys had a hard time finding since it was to the farther side of the park. BEN kept whining that he wanted to go to the Star Wars rides, but Jeff and you were pretty headstrong on wanting to go on this one.
The line was long too, about an hour in the hot Florida sun. Thankfully it was windy, and you sat on the ledges for the wait. Hoodie and Sally opted out since she was too short and he had a slight fear of heights. Slender could actually fit this time so he was pretty excited.
Jeff was pretty restless the whole time, fiddling with his hands in his hoodie pocket. BEN sat next to you on the ledge with his head on your shoulder, he seemed tired. Probably because he brought his Nintendo and played it all night even though you advised him not to.
Eventually you all made it inside where you looked at the âspookyâ decorations. If slender had a face he would have one of disgust at the cobwebs. There was no comparison to his mansion, not creepy at all -in his opinion.
âSpooky does not mean uncleanâ he kept muttering to you guys telepathically.
Jeff rolled his eyes and Masky nodded his head, his arms crossed as you guys moved along. Then you were moved in to a separate room to watch some recording giving a backstory to the hotel. You were really focused on the video, there was even ominous music in the background.
There was this annoying whirr in your ear, you had to swat off the wind blowing on it. If the place really was haunted you were the victim. You felt a pair of hands grab your waist and you jolted, looking behind to find a cackling BEN.
âYOU SHITâ You slapped his arm- obviously- he deserved it.
He kept trying to fend you off until Masky gave both of you a really dangerous look. At least you didnât need to be scared of ghosts anymore, Masky was the scariest thing there. Plus, BEN wasnât exactly a terrifying ghost with those cute ears of his.
Finally it was time to get on the ride, slender looked really excited in his own way. He had his hands over his lap, the seatbelt buckled securely. You sat on the end with Jeff next to you and BEN next to him and then Toby after.
LJ was on the row behind you with Masky and EJ, you gave them a look as the cart moved. Then the doors opened and there was a stiff in the movement. Abruptly it shot upward, staying still for a second. You got to look at the beautiful view of the whole park before it dropped.
You felt your stomach drop as you clenched your hands on the handles, screaming along with LJ in the back. Glancing at him you saw the feathers on his shoulders fly up at the fall, Slender had his arms up, it was adorable. Toby was CRYING, holding onto the handles for dear life just like you.
After a few times of rising and going down Jeff started yelling at BEN, âSTOP TAMPERING WITH THE CONTROLSâ
âIâM NOTâ he screached, holding onto his hat and trying to shake off a clingy Jeff. The outdoor daylight flashing onto his face, making his wide smiling face illuminate.
âSTOP IT BENâ he kept repeating until there was one last drop. He gave a sigh of relief.
The people on the opposite rows looked mortified, scooting past you as you checked the pictures. They were absolutely hilarious, Jeff was gripping on for dear life to BEN, with Slender blocking the family in the back row and there was an open mouth shot of you.
It was a bit dizzying, so you held onto BEN until you regained your balance. He was a bit shocked too, a look of terror displayed at how Jeff yelled at him 50 feet in the air. Toby was pretty petrified too, his ticking increased and you had to rub him on the back to calm him down.
âI liked itâ E.J said, shrugging at the picture and moving to the exit. Masky agreed with him, going to find his buddy Brian outside.
Toby needed something to take his mind off of the ride, so you took him and Sally to the Beauty and the Beast show. E.J tagged along too, which was pretty bizarre but hey maybe he liked theatre. The others went to the guitar ride while you waited for the next show to start.
The four of you sat in a back row to have the whole view of the stage. Needless to say that Toby and Sally really enjoyed themselves listening to the actors sing. When the conflict started Sally got anxious and you had to hold her in your lap.
Jack was quieter than usual watching the show, occasionally shushing Tobyâs whimpers so he could concentrate. Gaston got on stage and started singing about killing the beast. You looked over at EJ who had his fists balled up in rage, he was really getting into it.
Giving a snarl when Gaston killed the beast but a huff of approval when he turned out to be okay. He didnât say it but he kinned the beast, and he secretly wanted the happy ending. When the show ended you could have sworn there was tar rolling down his mask, you have him a little pat of affection.
He smiled at you under his blue mask and stood up, excusing himself for a moment. You shrugged as he went behind the stage, probably to get a snack. Leaving the gaston actor with one less kidney than when he started the show.
Then you pushed him out of there with the other two creeps, going across the road to find the rest of the group at the guitar ride. Slender was outside waiting with Hoodie and Jane, Sally ran up to give him a hug.
âTheyâre in the line for another roundâ he sighed, âgo join themâ he called to you and E.J.
You swerved through the other people, excusing yourself because you had to find your group. They told you all about how exciting it was, in the dark and super fast. Jeff was ranting, impatient once again. When you got inside BEN played with the marbles on the door, Masky was shooting him a disapproving look.
Jeff and BEN went in the cart in front of you, you went with L.J who wouldnt stop grinning. It would have been creepy if you werenât used to it, but the lady making sure you were buckled seemed pretty terrified. Masky and E.J were behind you.
The car took off with a blast, music bursting in your ears as it climbed the tracks. You were overwhelmed with glowing decorations and unplanned curves, taking loopdy loops and hearing BEN and Jeff scream in delight.
You had to give heavy pants when it finished, catching your breath from all your screaming. You laughed along with L.J, whose hair was messed up. Reaching over to make it neater as the cart reached the exit point. The pictures made you cackle, especially since Masky and E.J on the same row had the same void expression.
After that you all headed to the toy story world. Admiring the green army soldiers and amazing childish scenery on the buildings. There were giant abc building blocks and gears making it seem like you had really shrunk.
Upon seeing the Toy Story mania BEN was teething. For some reason Jane too.
Finding out soon enough when she made you ride with her. Basically it was you and Jane in one cart with Jeff and BEN in the next.
She ignored the objective of the game and instead focused on shooting Jeff with the lasers. You kept telling her she had to shoot them at the targets but she shoved you off.
âI need to shoot this fuckerâ Jane kept muttering.
âYouâll never get me Jane!â Jeff yelled back.
Jeff aimed his cart towards you guys and started fighting back with the light filled lasers. You and BEN looked at each other like đ, it was useless to break them up.
So you tried to win as much points as you cold but eventually BEN got more, he probably cheated. He did a little victory dance as you exited, you would definitely hold that against him later.
Slender wanted to go on the movie ride, which Jeff protested against but he wasnât given much of a choice. Slender really liked the infographics and the interactives. Appreciating the realistic scenarios from the Indiana Jones movie and the Wild West.
Jeff did have a laughing fit when he saw the Alien from the Alien movie, saying it looked just as bald as slender. You were sure to give him a smack at that too. Overall though, you all enjoyed it, even Masky did too.
Next was the muppet show, so you all headed that way. While you all waited for the next viewing to start Toby was playing with the 3-D glasses. He kept walking with his arms out and pretending to be dizzy. Then he started âaccidentallyâ bumping into Masky, poor Masky.
Thankfully for him, the doors opened and he sat as far as possible from Toby. You were sandwiched in between him and BEN. You guys lightly chattered until the lights dimmed and you had to put on your glasses.
L.J was having a laughing attack during the show, joined by Sally who actually really liked it. Then there was a part where the little muppet started spitting water, landing onto the audience. Now here was the part where a certain someone started screeching like a little girl, and it wasnât Sally.
Benny was shivering in fear trying to cower on the floor, your ears rung as you tried to calm him down. You had to assure him like 20 times for him to come back, drying his seat so he could go back. Jeff was laughing but you quickly shut him up.
âItâs gonna be ok BEN, the showâs almost overâ you said, giving him your jacket to warm up.
To compensate for BENâs panic attack you convinced Slender to go to the Star Wars world next. At least BEN was pretty excited for that one, so you managed to diverge his attention to that instead.
His eyes widened and he started jumping up and down when you guys got there. Since there were so many rides you guys started just by walking around. It was pretty incredible, like straight out of the movies.
The architecture was amazing, with rusted technological buildings and the makeshift rocky terrain. The roofs of each buildings were domes, most of them were circular and extraterrestrial.
The stone was so realistic, some the walls were painted with a light aquamarine and some buildings with a yellow. The roofs were made up of a chipped bronze.
Even the ship which stood at the center was unbelievable, Slender made you and BEN take a picture together. You could see the grin of a lifetime on his face follow as you waited in line for the live action ride.
It was so fun! Even slender loved it, he knew he intimidated the storm troopers and if he could grin it would be a smug one. The design of the ride was amazing, the inside was like the real ships.
After you bought BEN a green milk and got a Blue one for yourself. It was sweet on your tongue, cold like a slushee too. You let BEN try yours after he gulped his own down and then he nagged you until you let him have the rest of it.
The next ride was the interactive one, this time you went with Masky and Hoodie. He had been quiet most of the time but this really fired him up. It was a three person ride, the mission was to get to a certain planet in the galaxy while escaping an evil ship.
Masky took all the control on this one, he was the pilot. He put Hoodie as the repair guy and you were the ammo man. He was solely concentrated on maneuvering that ship, swerving left and right like a pro. When the other ship started attacking he began commanding you too.
âSHOOTâ he yelled back at you. He sure was bossy sometimes. âARE YOU SHOOTING?â
âI AMâ you said, pushing the button a million miles a minute to see the red laser shoot out on the screen.
Your wrist hurt from how hard you pushed it time and time again. âSHOOT THE GODDAMN SHIPâ he said before you landed a good shot and got it out of the way, giving a sigh of relief that he would stop telling you what to do.
Hoodie was on repair duty so he just made sure you guys stayed a flight, silent and concentrated on his task.
Coming out of the Star Wars world you guys moved on to the Indiana Jones show, leaving Toby and Sally at the Frozen sing along with L.J as a chaperone. He was in literal hell, with so many little kids. He did like any reasonable adult and left, leaving the irresponsible person and Sally alone.
The Indiana Jones was one of the evening showings, probably the last one of the day before the main event. The whole thing was really thrilling, full of action and suspense. It was very exciting, and Jeff got a little too hyper.
He saw the weapons and started bouncing his legs on the floor. You eyed him suspiciously for a bit, he got so pumped he started raging. Luckily you covered his mouth before he could start yelling.
The smiling killer gave you a deadly look as he took his illegal knife out if his pocket. The very knife he promised he left at the hotel. You wondered how he snuck it in, probably his pants this time.
âYou fuckerâ you deadpanned, moving out of his knife range. This was all while Indiana Jones was rolling over makeshift buildings with that dramatic music in the background. Thank goodness for the music, or else people would start calling security.
âBEN, E.J, HELP MEâ you whisper yelled at them. They took Jeff by the arms and made him calm down, through your hand he gave muffled remarks.
His lidless eyes only widened as swords came into view, he simped over those blades like no other. Pulling and fighting for you to let him go, he wanted to cause rampage with his knife.
âI COULD BEAT THE SHITâ he paused to lick your palm which you made a squirmy face at but refused to let him go âOUT OF THOSE GUYSâ you took his knife at this point.
You had to keep him restrained until the show ended, meeting up with the other half of your group then as you were walking to the restroom your group was encountered by a double line of storm troopers.
They stopped to make a round, approaching Masky and E.J, since they had masks. First was E.J, where they interrogated him with questions about if he with the first order cause or not.
âAre you part of the resistanceâ the trooper asked in a filtered voice.
âNoâ he said calmly.
âHow can we know for sure?â the man in the white suit asked.
âIâm not one of the good guys, trust meâ he said with a light chuckle. You laughed a little too and they moved to near Masky.
âTrooper get back in lineâ they said. You almost levitated, it was so funny you had to take a picture. Side by side his mask kind of resembled the storm troopersâ.
âIâm not one of youâ he said, boiling with anger as a few other troopers marched their way over to him.
âSo youâre a Jedi in disguise then?â Another asked, face inches away from Masky.
âNoâ he said, the boy was about to burst with rage, too serious to take this as a game and gripping his fanny pack in anger to refrain from punching the guy.
The commander in a black mask passed by and spoke âClearedâ, the troopers dispersed, leaving a less distressed Masky behind.
Jeff was laughing at least, and L.J too, who appeared behind you mysteriously. Slender towered over him and asked where Sally was, the monochromed clown just gave a toothy smile and told him he dropped them off at the little mermaid show.
When that was over you guys got good seats at the fantastmic show, with the exception of BEN who feared water and was still having flashbacks from earlier. He gave rounds on the guitar ride with Jeff who opted to skip out with him, its not like he could sit still any longer too.
You hoped they didnât kill anyone (they probably did), while the show went on. It was a beautiful display of lights in the water. There was a story told on the mountain and then the dancers came out. You smiled at the sight, it was another heartwarming day spent with the creeps. Holding Sally in your lap as she squealed at the pretty lights you were happy and at peace.
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Favorite films discovered in 2020
Well, this year sucked. I did see some good movies though. Some even made after I was born!
Perfect Blue (dir. Satoshi Kon, 1997)
I watch a lot of thrillers and horror movies, but precious few actually unsettle me in any lasting way. This cannot be said of Perfect Blue, which gave me one of the most visceral cinematic experiences of my life. Beyond the brief flashes of bloodletting (you will never look at a screwdriver the same way again), the scariest thing about Perfect Blue might be how the protagonist has both her life and her sense of self threatened by the villains. The movieâs prescience regarding public persona is also incredibly eerie, especially in our age of social media. While anime is seen as a very niche interest (albeit one that has become more mainstream in recent years), I would highly recommend this movie to thriller fans, whether they typically watch anime or not. Itâs right up there with the best of Hitchcock or De Palma.
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (dir. Sergio Leone, 1966)
Nothing is better than when an iconic movie lives up to the hype. Clint Eastwood, Eli Wallach, and Lee Van Cleef play off of one another perfectly. I was impressed by Wallach as Tuco in particular: his character initially seems like a one-dimensional greedy criminal, but the performance is packed with wonderful moments of humanity. Do I really need to say anything about the direction? Or about the wonderful storyline, which takes on an almost mythic feel in its grandeur? Or that soundtrack?
Die Niebelungen (both movies) (dir. Fritz Lang, 1924)
I did NOT expect to love these movies as much as I did. That they would be dazzlingly gorgeous I never doubted: the medieval world of the story is brought to vivid life through the geometrical mise en scene and detailed costuming. However, the plot itself is so, so riveting, never losing steam over the course of the four hours it takes to watch both movies. The first half is heroic fantasy; the second half involves a revenge plot of almost Shakespearean proportions. This might actually be my favorite silent Fritz Lang movie now.
Muppet Treasure Island (dir. Brian Henson, 1996)
I understand that people have different tastes and all, but how does this movie have such a mixed reception? Itâs absolutely hilarious. How could anybody get through the scene with âTHA BLACK SPOT AGGHHHHHHHâ and not declare this a masterpiece of comedy? And I risk being excommunicated from the Muppet fandom for saying it, but I like this one more than The Great Muppet Caper. Itâs probably now my second favorite Muppet movie.
Belle de Jour (dir. Luis Bunuel, 1967)
I confess Iâm not terribly fond of âbut was it real???â movies. They tend to feel gimmicky more often than not. Belle de Jour is an exception. This is about more than a repressed housewife getting her kicks working as a daytime prostitute. The film delves into victim blaming, trauma, class, and identity-- sure, this sounds academic and dry when I put it that way, but what Iâm trying to say is that these are very complicated characters and the blurring of fantasy and reality becomes thought-provoking rather than trite due to that complexity.
Secondhand Lions (dir. Tim McCanlies, 2003)
The term âfamily movieâ is often used as a synonym for âchildrenâs movie.â However, there is an important distinction: childrenâs movies only appeal to kids, while family movies retain their appeal as one grows up. Secondhand Lions is perhaps a perfect family movie, with a great deal more nuance than one might expect regarding the need for storytelling and its purpose in creating meaning for oneâs life. Itâs also amazingly cast: Haley Joel Osment is excellent as the juvenile lead, and Michael Caine and Robert Duvall steal the show as Osmentâs eccentric uncles.
The Pawnbroker (dir. Sidney Lumet, 1964)
Controversial in its day for depicting frontal nudity, The Pawnbroker shocks today for different reasons. As the top review of the film on IMDB says, weâre used to victims of great atrocities being presented as sympathetic, good people in fiction. Here, Rod Steigerâs Sol Nazerman subverts such a trope: his suffering at the hands of the Nazis has made him a hard, closed-off person, dismissive of his second wife (herself also a survivor of the Holocaust), cold to his friendly assistant, and bitter towards himself. The movie follows Nazermanâs postwar life, vividly presenting his inner pain in a way that is almost too much to bear. Gotta say, Steiger gives one of the best performances I have ever seen in a movie here: heâs so three-dimensional and complex. The emotions on his face are registered with Falconetti-level brilliance.
The Apartment (dir. Billy Wilder, 1960)
While not the most depressing Christmas movie ever, The Apartment certainly puts a good injection of cynicism into the season. I have rarely seen a movie so adept at blending comedy, romance, and satire without feeling tone-deaf. There are a lot of things to praise about The Apartment, but I want to give a special shoutout to the dialogue. âWittyâ dialogue that sounds natural is hard to come by-- so often, it just feels smart-assy and strained. Not here.
Anatomy of a Murder (dir. Otto Preminger, 1959)
Iâm not big into courtroom dramas, but Anatomy of a Murder is a big exception. Its morally ambiguous characters elevate it from being a mere âwhodunitâ (or I guess in the case of this movie, âwhydunitâ), because if thereâs something youâre not going to get with this movie, itâs a clear answer as to what happened on the night of the crime. Jimmy Stewart gives one of his least characteristic performances as the cynical lawyer, and is absolutely brilliant.Â
Oldboy (dir. Park Chan-Wook, 2003)
Oldboy reminded me a great deal of John Websterâs 17th century tragedy The Duchess of Malfi. Both are gruesome, frightening, and heartbreaking works of art, straddling the line between sensationalism and intelligence, proving the two are not mutually exclusive. Itâs both entertaining and difficult to watch. The thought of revisiting it terrifies me but I feel there is so much more to appreciate about the sheer craft on display.
Family Plot (dir. Alfred Hitchcock, 1976)
Family Plot is an enjoyable comedy; you guys are just mean. I know in an ideal world, Hitchcockâs swan song would be a great thriller masterpiece in the vein of Vertigo or Psycho. Family Plot is instead a silly send-up of Hitchcockâs favorite tropes, lampooning everything from the dangerous blonde archetype (with not one but two characters) to complicated MacGuffin plots. Youâll probably demand my film buff card be revoked for my opinion, but to hell with it-- this is my favorite of Hitchcockâs post-Psycho movies.
My Best Girl (dir. Sam Taylor, 1927)
Mary Pickfordâs farewell to silent film also happens to be among her best movies. Itâs a simple, charming romantic comedy starring her future husband, Charles âBuddyâ Rogers. Pickford also gets to play an adult character here, rather than the little girl parts her public demanded she essay even well into her thirties. She and Rogers are sweet together without being diabetes-inducing, and the comedy is often laugh out loud funny. It even mocks a few tropes that anyone who watches enough old movies will recognize and probably dislike-- such as âbreak his heart to save him!!â (my personal most loathed 1920s/1930s trope).
Parasite (dir. Bong Joon-ho, 2019)
This feels like such a zeitgeist movie. Itâs about the gap between the rich and the poor, itâs ironic, itâs depressing, itâs unpredictable as hell. I donât like terms like âmodern classic,â because by its very definition, a classic can only be deemed as such after a long passage of time, but I have a good feeling Parasite will be considered one of the definitive films of the 2010s in the years to come.
Indiscreet (dir. Stanley Donen, 1958)
Indiscreet often gets criticized for not being Notorious more or less, which is a shame. Itâs not SUPPOSED to be-- itâs cinematic souffle and both Ingrid Bergman and Cary Grant elevate that light material with their perfect chemistry and comedic timing. Itâs also refreshing to see a rom-com with characters over 40 as the leads-- and the movie does not try to make them seem younger or less mature, making the zany moments all the more hilarious. Itâs worth seeing for Cary Grantâs jig (picture above) alone.
The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (dir. Joseph Sargent, 1974)
This movie embodies so much of what I love about 70s cinema: itâs gritty, irreverent, and hard-hitting. Itâs both hilarious and suspenseful-- I was tense all throughout the run time. I heard there was a remake and it just seems... so, so pointless when you already have this gem perfect as it is.
They All Laughed (dir. Peter Bogdonavich, 1981)
Bogdonavichâs lesser known homage to 1930s screwball comedy is also a weirdly autumnal movie. Among the last gasps of the New Hollywood movement, it is also marks the final time Audrey Hepburn would star in a theatrical release. The gentle comedy, excellent ensemble cast (John Ritter is the standout), and the mature but short-lived romance between Hepburn and Ben Gazarraâs characters make this a memorably bittersweet gem.
The Palm Beach Story (dir. Preston Sturges, 1942)
Absolutely hilarious. I was watching this with my parents in the room. My mom tends to like old movies while my dad doesnât, but both of them were laughing aloud at this one. Not much else to say about it, other than I love Joel McCrea the more movies I see him in-- though itâs weird seeing him in comedies since Iâm so used to him as a back-breaking man on the edge in The Most Dangerous Game!
Nothing Sacred (dir. William Wellman, 1937)
I tend to associate William Wellman with the pre-code era, so Iâve tried delving more into his post-code work. Nothing Sacred is easily my favorite of those films thus far, mainly for Carole Lombard but also because the story still feels pretty fresh due to the jabs it takes at celebrity worship and moral hypocrisy. For a satire, itâs still very warm towards its characters, even when theyâre misbehaving or deluding themselves, so itâs oddly a feel-good film too.
Applause (dir. Rouben Mamoulian, 1929)
I love watching early sound movies, but my inner history nerd tends to enjoy them more than the part of me that, well, craves good, well-made movies. Most early sound films are pure awkward, but thereâs always an exception and Applause is one of them. While the plotâs backstage melodrama is nothing special, the way the story is told is super sophisticated and expressive for this period of cinema history, and Helen Morgan makes the figure of the discarded burlesque queen seem truly human and tragic rather than merely sentimental.
Topaz (dir. Alfred Hitchcock, 1969)
Another late Hitchcock everyone but me seems to hate. After suffering through Torn Curtain, I expected Hitchcockâs other cold war thriller was going to be dull as dishwater, but instead I found an understated espionage movie standing in stark contrast to the more popular spy movies of the period. Itâll never be top Hitchcock, of course-- still it was stylish and enjoyable, with some truly haunting moments. I think it deserves more appreciation than itâs been given.
What were your favorite cinematic discoveries in 2020?
#thoughts#belle de jour#topaz#family plot#the taking of pelham 123#the pawnbroker#nothing sacred#my best girl#applause#muppet treasure island#perfect blue#die niebelungen#parasite#the good the bad and the ugly#the palm beach story#they all laughed#indiscreet#oldboy#anatomy of a murder#the apartment#secondhand lions
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What Went Wrong With Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze?
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The story of how Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles went from underground comic book to the highest grossing independent film of all time is the stuff of Hollywood legend. But ask producer Tom Gray about the sequel, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze, and you are likely to hear an altogether different tale. One of a frantically rushed production, censorship backlash and a change of director and direction. Actors were replaced, there were clashes with the comic book creators and a series of strange and unusual characters were added to the mix â including Vanilla Ice. Â
Gray was head of production at Golden Harvest, the Hong Kong studio behind martial arts classics like Bruce Leeâs Enter the Dragon, when comedian-turned screenwriter Bobby Herbeck first approached him about a live-action film adaptation of Kevin Eastman and Peter Lairdâs cult comics. Â
Itâs fair to say he took some convincing. Â
âI hated the idea. I thought it was stupid,â Gray tells Den of Geek. Undeterred, Herbeck pestered Gray for months until the Golden Harvest chief had a sudden change of heart.  Â
âI had an epiphany and thought we could just put stunt guys in turtle suits and make all our money in Japan. That was why I was interested; making it low budget. It escalated when Steve Barron came onboard.â  Â
Barron had made his name with groundbreaking music videos for Michael Jacksonâs âBillie Jeanâ and A-Haâs âTake on Meâ and sold Gray and TMNT creators Eastman and Laird on his vision for the movie.  Â
More importantly, he enlisted the late Jim Henson and his legendary Creature Shop to bring the Turtles to life using state-of-the-art animatronics, which came at no small expense.  Â
Even so, Gray found the project was a hard sell when it came to finding a major studio willing to distribute the movie.  Â
âGeorge Lucasâs Howard the Duck had just come out and bombed,â he recalls. âWhen I went around people would say âoh no Iâm not going to put my name on the next Howard the Duck. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, how absurd.â Nobody wanted to step up in the major studios.â  Â
Undaunted by the mass rejection (âHollywood is always the last to knowâ) Gray eventually secured a deal with New Line Cinema, then best known for A Nightmare on Elm Street.Â
The rest, as they say, is history. Â
That first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie came from nowhere in the spring of 1990 to make an astonishing $135 million, becoming a cultural phenomenon in the process. A sequel was inevitable but the results were anything but.  Â
âIt was rushed,â Gray says when asked for his overriding feelings about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze. âOnce the first film opened, we figured we had to get another one out as quickly as possible because this whole thing could fade away very quickly if we didnât come back.â  Â
Incredibly, a release date for the sequel was set for almost exactly a year on from the original. That seems crazy to think now, in the era where the Marvel Cinematic Universe is carefully plotted out years in advance, but this was 1990 and New Line Cinema. At this point the production company which was working on its sixth Nightmare on Elm Street Movie in the space of just seven years. The quality of those films had varied wildly but one thing had remained consistent: the quick turnaround. Â
âNew Line wanted it out on pretty much the same date, maybe a week earlier in fact. So, we rushed into the production, got a script together. The overarching thing was speed. We had to get it out,â Gray remembers. âI think thatâs probably the reason why it doesnât top many peopleâs list of the best Turtles movies.â  Â
A Change in Tone
One of the first challenges facing Gray was a tonal one. While the first TMNT film had garnered praise for maintaining the dark and dangerous feel of the original comics, not everyone was happy.  Â
âWe started getting some pressure from parental groups. They felt it was a little too dark and a little too frightening for children,â Gray says. Â
In the US, there were reports of Turtles toys and merchandise being banned in schools over worries they encouraged aggressive behavior in kids. In the UK, the characters were even rebranded the Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles amid concern among censors that the word âninjaâ promoted violence. Michelangeloâs nunchucks were also banned. It wasnât just the censors who expressed concern either.  Â
âThe toy company was also telling us that maybe we shouldnât be too dark,â Gray said. âAnd then, of course, then there was Jim Henson himself, who died while we were making the first film. His whole thing from the beginning was that he didnât want to make a really dark film. Steve [Barron] was able to convince him it was the way to go even though it was different from the Muppets and everything he had done before. They had a great relationship. Jim trusted Steve.â  Â
The decision was made to approach the material with a lighter tone, with Todd Langenâs original script undergoing a major rewrite to address the change. Despite the change Gray insists an attempt was made to retain some of the darker elements.  Â
âWe tried to get somewhere in between but probably didnât succeed.â  Â
Ultimately, however, the looming deadline left little room for nuance.   Â
âIf you sit down and think about this thing too much, youâre never going to get underway,â he reasons.
A New Director Â
In another notable shift that fans have questioned down the years, Barron did not return for the sequel. Â
The Irish filmmaker told Flickering Myth that the shift in sensibilities was the deciding factor.  Â
â[It was] lighter, and all the instructions that had gone on from the first film were coming from the producers about keeping the color and lightness and getting away from the dark edge in number two,â he said. âFor me it was poppy, and that wasnât my sensibility.âÂ
Gray tells Den of Geek Barron didnât come back âfor reasons that I wonât go intoâ but during the interview paints a picture of difficulties during their work together on the first film.  Â
âI fought with the crew every single day but they did a hell of a job. Budgets were not adhered to but Iâve always given them credit because of their vision,â Gray says.  Â
The producer also revealed that the first film was re-edited from Barronâs original version after his bosses were left unhappy with the directorâs cut. Â
âThe studio did edit the film in the end to come up with a different version. It was felt it was cut so you didnât get to see the roundhouse kicks and fighting which was the hallmark of Golden Harvest. When the bosses saw it in Hong Kong, they complained that they couldnât tell what the turtles were doing. They wanted to see these guys kicking and fighting. Steveâs style was good but we wanted another look.â  Â
Despite Grayâs diplomatic tone, itâs not difficult to imagine such developments might have created tension. In Barronâs place came American filmmaker Michael Pressman, who Gray knew from his days at United Artists.   Â
âWhat I liked about Michael was that he was a disciplined director. Having gone through the problems with the first picture I wanted someone who shot fast and stayed on budget. That was my main motivation,â the producer says.   Â
A capable director who has gone on to enjoy a long and varied career in television, little of the blame for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2âs failing can fall at Pressmanâs feet though itâs undeniable that some of the creative spark of the first film was lost with Barronâs exit.  Â
So was much of the originalâs violence, with the Turtles rarely shown using their weapons in the finished film while the action set pieces were also significantly watered down. Â
Eastman and Laird
Despite the criticism levelled at the sequel for failing to retain the tone of the comics, all of what went into the movie was greenlit by the TMNT creators. Part of the deal inked by Peter Laird and Kevin Eastman saw them retain final approval on anything in the film. But that created other issues both at script and production level, as Gray recalls. Â
âKevin was certainly more malleable with going along with things because of the budget but Peter was very difficult to get things by because he would say âOh, well Michelangelo would never say thatâ. So, it was very hard from the point of view of the writer trying to figure it all out.â  Â
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With Barron no longer around to mediate and sell them on the plans and with time ticking on, the pairâs reluctance to sign off on ideas led to increased tensions. Â
âWe argued a little bit,â Gray says. âThese things are never sweet or nice. It gets down to what we can do and, in the time provided. Itâs about compromise. In the end they approved Langrenâs changed script. Maybe it was reluctantly but we werenât going to meet the demand and get this out if they kept changing things.â  Â
Tokka and Rahzar
One of the most noted criticisms of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 concerned the decision to introduce two new sidekicks alongside returning villain Shredder, rather than draw on the wild array of mutant animals that had featured in the comics and TV series.Â
Many fans had expected to see Bebop and Rocksteady, the mutant warthog and rhinoceros supervillains made famous in the cartoon, feature. However, that cartoon outing proved both a blessing and a curse.Â
âI didnât want them in any of the movies,â Laird later revealed on his personal blog. âItâs not so much that I disliked the characters so intensely, but more that I found their constant one-note shtick in the first animated series to be extremely annoying and silly to the point of being stupid.â Â
Grayâs version of events differs slightly.  Â
âWe wanted new villains because we would get a piece of the royalty, which we didnât have with the first movie. We figured if we created something they didnât come up with we would get a piece of the pie. It was a business decision.â  Â
Together with the creatives at Hensonâs Creature Shop, they âthrew togetherâ Tokka and Rahzar, a mutant Alligator Snapping Turtle and wolf respectively, based on pretty much whatever was available.Â
âThose things were basically the Henson Creature Shopâs ideas, because they had to figure out, technically, what they could do, how big they were going to be and how they could move,â Gray says. âThey had to design all this stuff, put someone in the suit and then wire them up or get the animatronics going to make it work. So, we just went to them and said we need a couple of villains.âÂ
Indeed, the resulting animatronics proved less complex and less compelling than the heroes in a half shell â and it showed on screen.  Â
âThey were just big models,â Gray admits. âWe cut corners, thereâs no question about it.â  Â
Sweaty and Claustrophobic
Meanwhile, the turtle suits themselves had undergone little in the way of upgrades since the first film, when the actors playing the four leads experienced any number of issues. Not the least of which being the claustrophobia and sweating that comes with wearing up to 70lbs worth of turtle suit. Â
The animatronics also, despite being state-of-the-art, continued to suffer their fair share of glitches. Â
âWe knew what the difficulties were and they were unbelievable,â Gray says. âThere were days when we couldnât even get these things set up. We were filming right near the Wilmington Airport. We set up a shot and when it came time for action the Turtles would not speak. We realized they were on the same frequency as the airport.â   Â
Gray blames the lack of a major upgrade, in part, on the lack of additional budget.   Â
âThe budget didnât exponentially go through the roof, because of the speed,â he explains. âI have read things saying it was $20 million. It wasnât, it was $16.5 million.â Â
A New April OâNeil
Away from the animatronic issues, the human cast of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 proved a mixed bag. Corey Feldman didnât return to voice Donatello after pleading no contest to a drug possession charge while, more notably still, Judith Hoag was replaced by Paige Turco as April OâNeil. Â
Hoag later told Variety she was never approached about the sequel, claiming her omission was a result of the fact she complained about the level of violence in the first movie and the six-days-a-week shooting schedule. Â
âEverybody was beating everybody up,â Hoag said. âI thought the movie suffered because of that. It was something I spoke to the producers about, I think they thought I was too demanding, and moved on.âÂ
Not that Gray felt the production suffered as a result of either changes. Â
âNo, not at all,â he says. âCertainly not with Corey Feldman because itâs a voice. Remember when you play that movie around the world it will be in 40 or 50 different languages and subtitled anyway. It makes no difference and nobody overseas even knew Corey Feldman was doing a voiceâŠWith Judith, we thought it might be of concern but then again itâs all about the Turtles. People arenât showing up for Judith â though she did a fabulous job â it was really all about the Turtles.â  Â
Elias Koteas also failed to return as the ice hockey stick-wielding vigilante and ally Casey Jones â though that was more down to the filmâs shift away from adult themes and one of the more violent human characters.  Â
âCasey was discussed but the reason he dropped out â and I donât think this was a major issue â was the direction we wanted to take the film,â Gray says. âWe wanted to go lighter. That was part of cleaning up the act.â  Â
In his place came Ernie Reyes Jr, a rising martial arts star who had served as a stuntman on the first film and was introduced as Keno, a pizza delivery boy who befriends the turtles. It was a stark departure from Koteasâs character but, once again, it was one Gray says came with the backing of the TMNT hierarchy.  Â
âIf Peter and Kevin had wanted Elias back, he would have been back. So, either we were able to convince them that we wanted to go with Ernie and they went along with it.â  Â
Vanilla Ice
Quite how they were convinced to include rapper Vanilla Ice in the proceedings is anyoneâs guess, with the rapper turning up in a mid-film nightclub scene to perform new single âNinja Rap.â His cameo continues to delight and horrify fans to this day. Few will be surprised by the commercially-minded circumstances that led to his appearance.  Â
âSBK the record label producing the soundtrack album said âYou gotta have Vanilla Ice in this, heâs hotâ so we put him inâŠWe had a good album out of it. Sometimes you donât make the movie for the reason of art you make it because the thing could go away in a heartbeat. Iâve always been fairly honest and upfront about our motives. It is a business.â    Â
While others might disagree, Gray stands by the inclusion of Vanilla Ice in the film. Â
âHe actually did a very good job. Heâs a very cool operative and he loved doing it.â  Â
Shredder or Krang?  Â
Looking back on the sequel, as much as anything, the most disappointing aspect was the decision to resurrect Shredder rather than explore different villains in the way other comic book franchises have. Â
While Shredder has always been the main antagonist, as with Bebop and Rocksteady, there remained a plethora of colorful villain characters that could have been plucked from the pages of the original comic or the animated series. But the decision to stick with Shredder was not one takem lightly by anyone, and others were discussed. Â
âWe went through the whole catalogue of villains and certainly Krang and all these other characters were in play,â Gray says. âWe thought of them but we stayed with what works and thatâs what you do in these situations. Donât try and get too clever.â  Â
As much as anything he blames the Hollywood system and a refusal to take risks. New Line too, would have no doubt been happy to press ahead with a Shredder-oriented sequel, seeing him as the TMNTâs very own Freddy Kreuger of sorts. Â
âNobody trusts their instincts,â Gray says. âYou go with what worked before and try to modify it a little bit. If it works [and the plethora of Freddy sequels suggests it did] then you are justified in using the same thing over and over again.â Â
Once again though the decision to stick with Shredder and avoid the kind of time and expense required to create something like Krang, a brain-shaped alien carried around in the waist of a robot man, was influenced by that release date. Â
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze opened in theaters on March 22, 1991, less than a year on from the original. It went on to make over $78 million to become the second most successful independent film of all time.  Â
Despite turning a profit, the film garnered mixed reviews and left Gray and others disappointed. Â
âIt didnât deliver on what we had hoped because there was this race against time to get it out one year after the first one. When you do that, you really have to compromise.â Â
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IIIÂ
After the rush to make a second film, it was decided that they would take more time over the third one. Â
But anyone hoping for a return to form was left disappointed by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: Turtles in TIme, which saw the gang head to 17th century Japan. Â
âWith number three, we were aiming something at the Japanese market, which was the number one market for foreign films,â Gray explains. âThatâs why we had the time travel storyline with the samurais. That was definitely one of the motivations.â Â
There was just one problem though. Â
âWe hoped it would get the film released in Japan. To this day, it has not been released in Japan.â Â
Though Gray returned to produce an animated fourth film in the 2000s box office returns diminished with every film. By the time Michael Bay got involved in the franchise, Gray was long gone. He now considers himself âout of the turtle gameâ with this being one of the last interviews on the subject. But despite the highs and lows endured on the second film, Gray remains proud of what was achieved.Â
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âThese movies were made by committee. Itâs amazing they turned out so well.â Â
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The Masked Singer Season 4 Episode 2: Group B kicking it off... with a twist!! Guesses and Commentary
Hello my fellow Masked Singer guys and gals! It's that time of the week again (albeit I am a bit late, but let's go with it), time for Ana's Masked Singer recap woohoo! *insert fanfare here* This episode was such an insane one not gonna lie, Group B came in with a bang like wow... let's just get into it because it's a crazy episode in it of itself.
Firstly, I gotta point out the contestants of Group B, which this time were 6 unlike A and C which only have 5 contestants total.. and those 6 are (order from left to right, top row first then bottom row in the image below) Crocedile, Gremlin (the purple fluffy guy), Seahorse, Whatchamacallit (the blue and red hair cousin It thing), Baby Alien, and Serpent.
Alrighty so this elimination is gonna be a bit different than usual because it isn't the norm of what usually happens with these sorts of things (I'll tell you what I mean in a sec)...
So the first contestant unmasked for Group B actually wasn't eliminated (I know what you are thinking... "whaaatttt Anaaaaa that makes no sense")... but actually he unmasked himself (whatttt?! yeah you read that right, he legit was hot and suffocating and he seemed super over it and just took it off by himself... yup, that happened like what mind blown!
Anyways the mask who did this was...
*DRUMROLL PLEASE*
THE GREMLIN
Performance: He sang Stand by Me by Ben E. King and honestly it was meh, it was really breathy as if he forgot some of the words, I donât know if he was overcome with emotion (because he dedicated it to his friend who passed away) or what, I felt kind of bad but I low key feel like he was going to go home regardless, but on the bright side I love the costume and it was a great song choice for his range. He has a very raspy voice... like almost like a smokerâs voice and I can kind of tell that heâs an older man, but I couldnât recognize the singer.Â
So the Gremlin ended up being revealed to be....Â
*DRUMROLL PLEASE*
MICKEY ROURKEÂ
Ugh this upsets me because I donât know who he is so I really couldnât guess him correctly. I searched it up and apparently heâs an actor and director and was in Iron Man 2, which Iâve never seen like ever. But yeah, he did good, he looked kinda drunk not gonna lie and I guess he was suffocated and got over it.Â
Alright now that thatâs out of the way, letâs get to my favorite part, the remaining 5 contestants:Â
1. THE SEAHORSE
Performance: I really love Seahorse, sheâs one of my favorites of the night and so far in the season in general. Her performance of Rihannaâs Only Girl in the World was amazing and I definitely knew who that voice is...
My guess and I am so sure about this guys is singer, songwriter, American Idol alum...Â
TORI KELLYÂ
Dude like that voice is so recognizable... but also because of the clues:Â
Emotion Ocean= sheâs super emotional when it comes to songwriting, like she legit said in an interview that she cries a lot
Tea Party= she hosted tea parties with her fans in 2019 (well before all this ofc)Â
Rainbow Frog= sang Rainbow Connection with Kermit the FrogÂ
Judgesâ Guesses:Â
Jenny: Halsey (say what now? This doesnât sound like her... is Jenny ok? This episode sheâs been messing up with guesses more than Ken... youâll see what I mean)Â
Nicole: Hailee Steinfeld (meh, thatâs ok I guess, but not quite)Â
Robin: Bebe Rexha (he was onto something when he said country but then he said this, but this is the closest guess of the 3) Â
2. THE SERPENTÂ
Performance: This one is my other favorite of this group. His performance of âIâm Gonna Be (500 Miles)â by The Proclaimers was absolutely stunning, I got chills! If it is who I think it is, I love him (partially because I think I know who it can be)Â
I think the Serpent can be actor of the iconic Broadway sensation Hamilton aka Aaron Burr, Sir:
LESLIE ODOM JR.Â
Dude like I feel pretty good about this guess because of the voice and the clues:
Map of the Caribbean= reference to the beginning of Hamilton where Alexander Hamilton is from
Jr. References= heâs a jr.Â
Between medicine & music= he played a doctor on Murder on the Orient Express in 2017
Number 31118 (this was from the Sunday before the premiere but still worth noting)= 3 albums, 11 stage productions, 18 years on Broadway OR bible verse Romans 3:11-18 which was written by Paul, a character he played on Rent
Judgesâ Guesses:
Jenny: John Legend (See what Iâm saying? Jenny, what are you doing man? That is not John Legend, like they donât sound alike at all)Â
Ken: Daveed Diggs (Wow! Ken got it kinda close, Iâm proud, thatâs an achievement for him we gotta give it to him)Â
Nicole: Leslie Odom Jr. (WOOOO!! Yesss Nicole!!) đđŒ
3. THE CROCODILEÂ
Performance: I also really liked Crocodile and his performance of Itâs My Life by Bon Jovi was great! I feel like I know who this is, and I am pretty familiar (well, more or less) with 90s and early 2000s boybands and this one is someone in that realm I am so sure of it...Â
Ok so being more specific, I think itâs boybander from The Backstreet Boys:Â
NICK CARTERÂ
The voice and the clues were a dead giveaway:
The Vegas vibes in the clue package= he performed in Vegas with Backstreet BoysÂ
Water clues (the water slide and happiest in water)= he was born in Orlando, FL home of the theme parks and FL is also some of the Gators so it would makes sense with the costume
Grew up in Hollywood= moved there when really young
Judgesâ Guesses:
Ken: John Hamm (and heâs back, that was a terrible guess)
Nicole: Nick Lachey (so close, but not quite)
Robin: Donnie Wahlberg (um, Jenny agreed, how does she not know that this ainât your husband?!)Â
4. THE WHATCHAMACALLIT
Performance:  His performance of âI Wishâ by Skee-Lo was good, not my favorite, but I didnât hate it. I am kind of feeling that itâs an athlete due to the height and also how he speaks.Â
So this guess is an idea I got from the Internet (subject to change because I have no clue about sports players):Â
Rashad Jennings?
The only thing I got from the clues was:
Dancing with Stars= he won DWTSÂ
Clues IDK
Orange Jelly= ?
The clock with the Bear Mask on the 5= ?Â
Swinging Keys= ?
Judgesâ Guesses:
Nicole= Swiss Beats (meh idk)Â
Ken: Damon Lillard (I like this guess, tbh.. I kinda agree with it being a sports player)
Robin: Tyler the Creator (that would be cool but I donât think so)Â
5. THE BABY ALIEN
Performance: His performance of Faith by George Micheals was good too, better than I expected for the costume ngl. I had pretty low expectations but I am pleasantly surprised. He isnât my favorite by any means and I am also a bit stumped by him especially because of that fake Russian accent, but I am in between 2 people at the moment....
The 2 people I am in between are either Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham or actorÂ
JASON SEGELÂ
It kinda sounds like him and the clues are a bit confusing but thereâs one I understand too:
Tony Awards Reference= heâs been on BroadwayÂ
The maskâs a puppet and Segel is a big fan of puppets (He was also in the Muppets movie)Â
CLUES IDKÂ
Space clues= ?
Friends Reference (2nd Gear)= ?
Ferris Beuller references= ?
Judgesâ Guesses:
Jenny: Ralph Macchio (meh I guess thatâs good)Â
Nicole: David Schwimmer (not bad, but idk it doesnât really sound like it)
Ken: Freddie Prinze Jr. (ya, no)Â
Alright so thatâs it! I am so sorry for it being late, but better late than never... Iâve been pretty busy so hopefully this weekend I will have tonightâs episode recap up... THANK YOU FOR READING AND I WILL SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE *blows kiss* byeeee!Â
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Me: Ok. Iâve made an executive decision on behalf of all of us...
Me also: are you an executive?
Me: yes.
Me also: at what company?
Me: ours. Yours and mine.
Me 3: and mine too!
Me: yes, at threes company, ok? Will you just listen to me? (The other meâs sit, silent) thank you. Now, we have all come to terms with the fact that weâre 46 and still not sure where the hell we fit in in society, let alone a career to help aid it, right?
Other meâs: yes, Agreed, (hub hub etc...)
Me: ok, good. Well, not good, but yes, we all concur. Now, we, collectively, are a fucking mess, so I propose this: we start from scratch. At zero point, ok? Ok! Great!
Me also: um, question?
Me: yes?
Me also: I donât mean to be a contrarian or anything, but weâve been here on earth now for 46 years, and weâve experienced a butt ton. So, how do you just scrap it all, and have that be something thatâs widely accepted by society as a whole?
Me 3: yeah! Cause I saw this one âI love Lucyâ where she couldnât even audition for a tv show without having some experience.
Me: yeah, but weâre completely walking away from the entertainment industry...
Me also: yeah, but what are we going to do? Walk into a different profession, letâs say, being an astrophysicist, and they say, âhey lady, where are your degrees and your on the job training, & oh, I see here on your non resume that you have never even taken a physics class. Were you in a coma for 50 years or something?â And then weâll look like an asshole.
Me: good point. So, since we canât start at a zero point, how do we make life ok from where weâre at if weâre feeling lost and confused about what to do next?
Me 3: I dunno.
Me also: well, maybe we can mediate.
Me: eh. You feel like that?
Me 3: not particularly. Me also?
Me also: I was hoping one of you would do it for me...
Me: no.
Me 3: no.
Me also: fine. Any other ideas?
Me: well... how about thinking about shit.
Me also: thatâs what got us in this mess to begin with!
George Carlin: hello ladies! May I be of some assistance here?
Me 3: why not? Weâre plum out of ideas...
George: ok, well, letâs simplify a bit, Kari, singular, letâs chat.
Kari: hey George.
George: love the pic you choose to rep me.
Kari: yeah. Youâre being a lil Italian when you talk with the garlic clove shaped hand you got going there. đ€ đ§ đźđč
George: Yeah. Iâm diggin it. But you know, in your mind, Iâm one of the reasons youâre here in this ass place.
Kari: you are? how do you figure?
George: people donât like the fact that you write on behalf of the deceased.
Kari: well, Tim burton did it in beetle juice and a lot of folks love him..
George: ok Kari, can I be Frank... Sinatra-like with you?
Kari: I dunno, can you?
George: yeah. Just pretend Iâm sporting a fedora, a cigarette in one hand, and throwing my jacket back over my shoulder with the other looking at you coyly.
Kari: ok... if you want to... but is the cigarette in his pocket? Cause if itâs lit, that shits gonna hurt his Netherlands eventually....
George: (like Sinatra) no. Now listen up, baby, itâs not normal to write on behalf of a dead person that was not a character, and that whom was once alive. People get touchy about it. We have friends still alive that knew us and probably donât dig it.
Kari: I see.
George: so it seems like weâre at a crossroads here. What do you want to do about it?
Kari: do about what?
George: your writing! Itâs freakin everyone out! Kari, look, you know how normal Hollywood is, ok? They are all normal, non creative, in the box gladly thinker kinda people...
Kari: they are?
George: yes!!! Come on, keillor, get with the program! You are too far fetched for these folks! They want normalcy, and sameness, and only all the shit thatâs ever been shat!
Kari: George, are we talking about Hollywood California, here? Or Hollywood podunk nah? Because Hollywood California is where all the creatives go to create!
George: right! And guess what, Kari Keillor! You are not welcomed in Hollywood, California! They have a sign up with your picture on it at the airport that says, âbeware! No to this woman! Too much with the weirdness! She writes dead people!â
Kari: I write live people too... hey, do I have a cowboy hat and a mustache on for my mugshot on that sign?
George: nice one Cookie Monster! Well, Keillor why not?! You may as well, because this story has as much validity as any other story you make up and make worse in your head cause youâre sensitive about of your writing...
Kari: youâre the one that said all that shit! You planted it in my head!!!
George: so I did, but remember, Iâm a facet of you. So, decide. Is there any validity to what I/you said?
Kari: how the hell should I know?! I havenât been in lax recently...
George: right! So you never know until you try talking to some people.
Kari: Iâll call the airport... Listen, George, Iâll be perfectly Frank Sinatra with you now, ok.?
Don rickles: no mere woman can be like ole blue eyes...
Kari: Shut your misogynistic, ass-kissing pie hole, Pickles.
Pickles rickles: oh fuck... she does it to me every time...
Frank Sinatra:, you tell him, baby!
Kari: Iâm 46. (Back to George Carlin) Anyway, look George, I have had a few successful people from my entertainment past either shun or block me for no apparent reason, so Iâm pretty sure that Iâm not well received again, for whatever reason... probably because I wrote the truth about a second city class I took when I was 16, about the current state of snl which I am completely unfamiliar with because I do not watch it, and the way comedy has changed or not over the last many years. Come to think of it, maybe it was because I love frank oz, and frank was mad cause I wrote that belushi John was teasing him and calling him an asshole, another ironic statement because clearly frank oz, NOT an asshole, was many of the muppets for years, and Frank is one of my idols! (Not a true central religious figure to me, but someone I admire a lot...)
Frank Sinatra: who loves ya, baby??
Kari: (to Frank) kojak. (Back to herself) Or it could be because i called bill murray, the beloved patron saint of comedy, an asshole like me, yes, I said like ME, out of jest and irony, because yes, he cared about the kid in meatballs making friends, ok?! Thatâs probably it. & yes, i was kinda stoned when I wrote it, and also yes, I still canât figure out why the movie was ducking named âmeatballsâ, cause there wasnât an Italian to be seen in it! Ok?! And come to think of it bill as Peter venkman in ghostbusters 2, written in part, by him I think but letâs just say yes cause it supports my point, called all of New York City and itâs tri state area, all 3 million people, miserable assholes, and they took a head count, & they still (probably mostly) all love him! & that shit was good (I love that movie so much) and it was made in 1989, and that was a long ass time ago, ok? And some of those people, have procreated since then, and again, they all love bill Murray and now those âmiserable assholeâsâ kids, ALSO love Bill now! Double the miserable assholes! Why?! Because heâs funny, and much like me when Iâm being tongue and cheek, he didnât mean for people to take the shit he says seriously! See for yourself! https://youtu.be/t1gkRAWvxOs (1:15 on)
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So yes!!! I just think people are not into that kind of talk from me and me alone, even though it wasnât coming from a mean or spiteful place. It was coming from a place of love for my craft, and of both frank oz, and bill Murray. The rest, as I say once again... I dunno....
George: Kari, frank just told you he loves you, and you blatantly ignored him...
Kari: no, he asked who loved me. He didnât say he loved me.
George: Keillor, stop being so mean to the dead crooners, ok?
Kari: pickles isnât a crooner! Heâs a ye olde well paid curmudgeon who made fun of everyone like a jerk fach.
George: um, Kari...
Kari: no, ok? No! The difference between me and pickles, besides everything under the sun other than the fact weâre both human, is the fact that I am pointing out the obvious hypocrisy of the way we are set up as society, and wanting to heal it within myself to make it a more palatable world for me and my family and friends and acquaintances to live in. And pickles thought making fun of people was ok. What royal lineage did pickles come from that heâs able to rip on everyone the way he did? And even if he was of a royal bloodline so fucking what?! And dude got paid to be mean! And normal people made him rich and famous! And how did that become prevalent, let alone celebrated in this world?! Roast em! Yes! Hilarious.
Dean Martin: oh noooo... hey, listen pally...
Kari: dean, donât get me started, ok? Cause I like you, I really do, but you know how I feel about that shit... Listen, Dean, you left a legacy here that was mostly great, but in my opinion needs a lil tweaking. Instead of âroastsâ which people do to this day, and I canât see how it can make the honoree feel anything other than like major ass, we should have âtoastsâ (copyright Kari keillor 3/19/21 actually before this date but I never published publicly...)
Pickles rickles: toasts?!? What is THAT supposed to mean?!
Kari: it means, my curious lil ornery pickles, that instead of roasting someone and being a mean rotter egg to them, you can âtoastâ them. Cheers to you, honoree, we salute you, in a hilarious way, by being honest about you but not vicious, viper like, and cruel. Itâs where everyone laughs together cause itâs not a character assassination, instead of ripping on someone. Itâs being funny, and yes, in a KIND and uplifting way. Where you actually celebrate the person being honored. Now, will that take a lil more brain power then the go-to usual jerk fach? Yes. But, itâs a challenge I hope everyone will accept for the good of all of us. Cause I guarantee that no one walks out of a roast feeling great. And if they do, cause they thought they killed or whatever, they probably did. And not in a good way. And that, again, is ass. No one wins. Itâs a short lived feeling, the feeling of âone uppingâ a person. It never makes you feel better about you in the long run.
Dean: I see. I think Iâll go work on my volare now...
Kari: see?!? Now THAT I like! Itâs not at anyoneâs expense!
George: oh shit.... kari.... Why do you give a fuck about all this?
Kari: you know why George? Cause this has become our accepted collective energy! The haves and the have nots! Take away your money and what have you got?! Who are you, without the people who have made you who you are?! People, make other people in the 3D reality we live in. So take away everyoneâs cash money, homes, clothes, and all the cars, and all the shit, and what do ya got? A bunch of naked humans starring at our different body bits, ok?! Weâre All the fân same. So think about it. What are we each individually contributing energetically to the whole of us? What message are we sending the next generations In our every day lives? Iâll tell you what message. Whatever we feel about ourselves individually both good and bad. THATâS what energy we all give, and receive from one another. Thatâs what weâre teaching the kids. They model themselves after how we feel, and how we choose to think, and how we decide to act toward others. So letâs all collectively recognize that, and how we treat other human beings and wake up first inside ourselves then beyond ourselves so we can all make the whole, better.
I am not an asshole or a human joke or any other kind of joke. Iâm not going to cry over the fact that Iâm not accepted by people whoâs energies donât match mine. And by the by, no one is a joke, no matter who they are, or what their socioeconomic standing is. So I donât wear an ascot and a smoking jacket, and a neck full of gold chains and chest hair, holding a whiskey on the rocks with an umbrella in it saying âsee that?! be somebody!â ok?! Iâm not Steve Martin in the jerk, ok? https://youtu.be/tBfXTyzaUfQ
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Iâm not even close to Hollywood! I live in the Midwest! Iâm Kariwood, ok? And Iâm not even kari wood, Iâm no woods, ok? cause Iâm pretty much never in the woods or the outdoors for that matter, so much so that I just purchased a sweatshirt that says, âindoorsyâ on it, ok? True story! So yeah. Cause one time I was in Wisconsin in the woods, and I was thinking, âlook at me! Iâm in the woods! Weird, no?!â (Cause never in the woods, but I thought, Iâll give it a shot! Whatâs the worst that can happen?) And guess what? Despite my shower the night before, I felt something on the base of my skull the next morning, and I picked out a really nasty, creepy and scary tick. And it was alive, and disgusting, and wiggly. And I started screaming. And I am still freaked out to this day about it. And that happened at least 17 years ago. And I didnât like it. So thatâs how ânon woods-yâ I am... Iâm not even a fan of woodsy the owl, ok?
So I donât know how I feel about all that. All this to say that I am definitely not Hollywood, but yes, I am included, as a âsomebodyâ. I may not be an award winning, keillor, but I am still somebody, and I may not be rich and famous, but yes, I am somebody, and I may have been on one trajectory and now I do t know what the heck I am now, ok? Itâs true, and yes, Iâve posted this before and Iâll keep posting it until everyone in me gets on board with it, yes! I am still somebody because yes, dear me, we are all this: somebody! : https://youtu.be/tu0lNcrZjG8
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George: hard to argue with that.
Kari: eh. You know what I am, George?
George: yes, Kari. I know what you are. But do you?
Kari: well, I feel, like Iâm one of those kids on Sesame Street sometimes, looking up at and intently listening to Jesse Jackson, wondering how to get from small to big, and from where I am, to the success that he reps, you know? The importance of being admired by many. Having a big platform to play on. A huge soapbox to stand on, you know?
George: yes. I get it, Kari, I really do. And weâve all been there. But everyoneâs story about themselves, is different. How we all got to where we are, was our own personal trajectory that we designed with our beliefs. And our thoughts. Thereâs no set pattern or manual to follow. The only energy you must follow, is your passion and your joy, aka the love. Thatâs it. So, if you want to be, and decide to be, you ARE Hollywood,. Because Hollywood isnât a specific person or group of people, itâs a place, and an energy. Hollywood is what you make it to be with how you view it. You donât have to âbeâ Hollywood to be in Hollywood...
Kari: you said I wasnât allowed in Hollywood..
George: you may not be. All Iâm saying, is that you are whatever you decide you are. The end.
Kari: well, am I or not? Cause I donât want to go and be turned away. Besides, I love visiting olvera st.
George: Its a fine street, it is. Great margaritas... listen Kari, you cannot achieve anything in this life that you donât truly believe is in the realm of your possibility. So yes! You can be, and pretty much are are Hollywood keillor, even if itâs in the Midwest in your own home.. You are creative, and love the arts, and are nutsy, and ballsy, and you may hold the title as being the first person to ever separate the two, and bring them back together in a scote sack, ok? So keep writing, and be yourself.
Kari: I dunno. But what I do know is this: I did it again...
George: did what?
Kari: reactivated all the shit memories and feelings from the past that Iâve felt about my career, allowing myself to relive all those fun feels of inadequacy and upset alllll over again.
George: aww, itâs happened to the best of us. Listen Kari, you are, in my humble not so humble opinion, since Iâm still you, a loving person. So you reflect that way; with humor, and yes, absurdist, surreal comedy.
Kari: well, Iâll try.
George: You already do. Your credentials are superfluous. Your love and support of you no matter what you do moving forward is what youâll feel when you choose to, and itâs available anytime you want to feel it. And when you feel that, it really doesnât matter what you do.
Kari: ok, well, thanks George. Itâs nice to know I have you around.
George: Kari, you were once told that you are golden, no?
Kari: well, I was told that Iâll be golden at some point moving forward doing whatever it is I choose to do.
George: right. So, when are you going to decide to experience that?
Kari: hopefully soon.
George: Kari, why do you chop to talk to and write about us âpassed over folkâ?
Kari: I dunno. I guess itâs cause I love and miss you guys in theory, even though I didnât know you personally. And I like to re-experience your energy, as I appreciated and admired it. It helps me feel better.
George: youâre now golden.
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#choose love#love matters#love manifestation#self reflection#self love#self care#self esteem#selfworth#self development#self improvement#self definition#self image#love yourself#george carlin#a love vigilante
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Famous Muses & Groupies in Rock Music Pt. 51
GROUPIE: Mimi Georgette âMireilleâ Machu (AKA, IJ Jefferson)
This series is currently just an excuse to make bios on Monkee girls I find interesting (which is a little funny because I originally started this project as an excuse to write about Zeppelin groupies/girlfriends, lol). Mimiâs another lady who can easily fit into either the music section or film section of this series, but I chose to go with music since her fling with Sonny Bono ran a bit deeper than her thing with Jack Nicholson. Mimi was born a Los Angeles, CA native and broke through professionally when she was 20 years old as part of the LAâs famous Gazzarriâs Dancers troupe. While with the group from 1964-66, Mimi performed regularly at popular Hollywood clubs and TV variety shows, most prominently âHollywood a Go-Go,â where she was also a choreographer. In September 1965, Mimi broke her ankle while dancing at The Trip nightclub and was personally escorted to the ER with none other than a member of Buffalo Springfield (weirdly enough, thereâs no credit to exactly which member aided her that night). Because of her injury, she had to take a three month break from dancing.
Mimiâs most famous moment in showbusiness was appearing as âLady Pleasure,â i.e. the lucky girl who kisses all four Monkees in their film vehicle Head (1968). At the time she was dating soon-to-be movie star Jack Nicholson, who was then a friend and writing partner of the filmâs director, Bob Rafelson (which was basically the only reason she got a cameo in the movie). Shockingly, Mimiâs never been interviewed or spoken on record of her memories of filming this #iconic and #legendary screen moment (that I can find). So unfortunately we donât know if the kisses were really âevenâ like she claimed in the scene or who was really the best (itâs totally Mike). Besides Head, she also appeared in Hells Angels on Wheels (1967), Psycho-Out (1968) and Drive, He Said (1971), all featuring Jack as a co-star and the latter as also the writer-director. Their relationship ended when Mimi became suspicious of Jack cheating while on location in Canada and Oregon shooting Bobâs Five Easy Pieces (1970), which is a little bit of karma because Jack left ex-wife Sandra Knight for Mimi.
After Mimi and Jack broke up, Mimi left Hollywood and spent a few years in the Oregon mountains before returning to SoCal in the mid-1970s for arguably the most interesting period of her life and career. Feeling the need for a change from dancing and acting, she signed on to be former âMonkeesâ episode director Jim Frawleyâs assistant during production of The Muppet Movie (1979); and it was through Jim that Mimi became pals with fellow film director Hal Ashby. This then led to her crossing over to film editing, where she worked on Halâs movies Being There (1979), Second-Hand Hearts (1981) and Lookinâ to Get Out (1982), which eventually led to her editing for Paramountâs TV department up into the late 1990s.
Besides Jack, Mimi also had a fling with another celebrity, musician/producer/politician Sonny Bono in 1963, which resulted in son Sean born in 1964. Sonny was dating future second wife Cher the whole time they were together, so that was primarily why their dalliance only lasted a couple of months. I guess Sonny was never really a part of Mimiâs and Seanâs lives because when he died in 1998, Sean filed for a portion of Sonnyâs estate and had to prove he was his son with a blood sample. Cher also filed her own claim at the same time for overdue alimony (even though she was loaded tooâŠ). Awkward. In the end, Sean withdrew the case and wasnât included as an heir.
Contemporarily, Mimi resides in Haleiwa, HI near Monkees producer Chip Douglasâ homeland. During her heyday in the 1960s, fellow Head actors/Raybert girls June Fairchild, Teri Garr and Toni Basil were also close friends of Mimi. Surprisingly, âMimiâ is her real first name and not a nickname, yet for whatever reason she was only ever listed as âMireille Machuâ or âIJ Jeffersonâ on film and TV credits.
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Hi, everyone! Itâs time to venture back out into the world which is a little scary, right? Thatâs where we are in Northern California â like turtles starting to stick our heads out just a little bit. Weâre starting to visit family, actually going to the grocery store, and getting haircuts for everyone â a good thing since weâre all looking a bit like muppets.
Though with the latest numbers in California, who knows where weâre headed. Itâs terrifying. Masks, masks, masks, wash, wash, wash.
In case you missed the last two installments of my blog posts, you can catch up by clicking here for week one and here for week two.
This week Iâm thrilled to share an insider look into the mind of author Barbara Delinsky, who just dropped her latest hot read, A Week At The Shore, which immediately hit the New York Times bestseller list â her twenty-third novel to do so.
Both Pip and I enjoyed A Week At The Shore immensely.
Full disclosure: Barbara is one of my BadRedhead Media clients (and Iâm supremely grateful for that!). I handle her social media, street team, blog and book review optimization, and a good deal of her book promotion.
After finishing the book (which I loved), I had a few questions for Barbara about her writing style, so I emailed them to her and she was kind enough to respond.
A Week At The Shore by Barbara Delinsky Interview
Q: I notice you donât only use âshe saidâ for dialogue, which I personally love, though as Iâm sure you know well, itâs a DEBATE.
A: Iâve actually spent a lot of time thinking about this. I donât use half as many other words (âshe exclaimed,â âshe intoned,â or âshe declaredâ) as much as I used to. Yes, thereâs something to be said for simple and real. That said, the constant monotony of âshe saidâ gets boring, so I try to find a comfortable balance. This actually ties in with your next question.
Sometimes, the sub for âshe saidâ can express emotion, as in âshe cried,â or âshe dare say,â or âshe whispered.â So it does add something. Still, though, not quite the âshow, not tellâ rule (see more on that below). Â
Q: Also, the âshow, not tellâ rule regarding feelings. You sometimes say what emotions Mallory {Ed. the main character} feels (at times). If I wrote that in my creative writing classes, my teacher wouldâve jumped out a window, yet it works. Again, love. All this âdo this, not thatâ advice can be confusing for writers, regardless of genre, myself included.
A: Yes, it does work at times, at least, for me. But then, I never took a creative writing class, so maybe I just donât know how to show rather than tell. Here, too, I think you have to be guided by common sense. If by âshow,â you mean having a character âstart to huff and puff,â to show upset, rather than simply to âcry in alarm,â Iâd opt for the simpler. Â
The image of huffing and puffing will distract the reader from what youâre saying. IMHO, the âshow, not tellâ rule applies to larger things, like rather than saying âher husband could be nasty,â saying something like, âher husband could see her scrubbing the dinner dishes and tell her she was made for this.â So, itâs really giving an example of what youâre saying in summary. Does that make sense?
Q: Yes, absolutely. Also, you write about the past in the present tense â I do this with memoir and blog posts, and prefer to read books or even blog posts/articles written this way. Itâs more immediate. When I work with writers in my workshops, they tend to write in the past tense. I havenât read all of your other books, so I wonder if you do this with all your books?
A: Iâm actually not even aware of writing about the past in the present tense, unless itâs a bonafide flashback, in which case it would be in the present. Iâve been experimenting with different tenses book to book. My last book, BEFORE AND AGAIN, was in the first-person past tense, A WEEK AT THE SHORE is in first person present tense. Â
The latter took some getting used to. And itâs possible that I botched the flashback tenses simply because Iâm not ultra-experienced with first-person present. My editor didnât catch or change anything, though. I agree with you. There is an immediacy to first-person present tense that is nice. That said, the new book Iâve started is in first-person past tense.
Q: Basic skills â I get it. This is how new writers learn. You arenât new (after writing hundreds of books and stories), so you break rules â is that it?
A: Iâm not âschooledâ in writing, so I donât know Iâm breaking the rules!!
Q: Youâre so skilled, Barbara. Your characters are intricate and layered. This book is a CLASS in writing. Do you ever think about young writers reading your work and learning from you?
A: You are too kind, Rachel. Seriously. Iâm just muddling along, basically doing what works for me as a reader, since I have no formal training. Truly. Now Iâm just enjoying it.
Barbara has written a few articles for me on my biz site about breaking the writing rules, which I hope youâll read. Sheâs a true writerâs writer. I hope youâll read her books and articles. Sheâs also an avid reader herself and does weekly book reviews on her blog.
What Iâm Reading Now
Iâm now reading the third book in the Discovery of Witches series, The Book of Life, and itâs fabulous, just like the others in this series. Iâm not going to spoil it for you if you havenât read these. Harkness is a wonderful writer, and she weaves history, passionate love, and the supernatural together in a way that carries you into other worlds. Even though itâs vampires, witches, and demons, itâs not glowy, corny vampires and evil witches on broomsticks. Harknessâ stories are wholly imaginative.
When I found out Sundance made the first book into a series, I paid for the app ($5.99/month â totally worth it) and watched the entire series in one day. SO GREAT. Perfectly cast, well-acted, leaving me yearning for more. Iâm now re-watching it.
What Else Iâm Watching
I never did see Being John Malkovich so I watched it with my daughter. Weird flick. Good, but super weird. Definitely takes the, â15 minutes of fame,â motto and turns it on its head. Speaking of heads, Iâve never seen such horrible hair in any movie.
Have you seen it? What are your thoughts?
Space Force just came out on Netflix and itâs hilarious. If youâre super conservative, you may not like it, so beware (though they poke fun at both parties). If you can laugh at the ridiculousness of government, please watch. Carrell is great, as usual, and the relationship dynamics are brilliant (and thereâs John Malkovich again â great, as usual).
Vanderpump Rules I mentioned previously that this is the one reality show I watch with my 20-year-old daughter, Anya, and we watched the reunion shows â all three of them. I know, ridiculous. Jax is such a joke (his blatant homophobia disgusts me, though he says he supports gays â what?), Jax and Brittany together are just ugh, and Max makes me want to vomit (breaking news â he just got fired â ha!).
And honestly, could Vanderpump be any more white? Weâve been saying this for years.
SO much has happened since last week â wowzers. Theyâve fired four people as of this writing for making racist remarks. Either the show will be retooled or canceled. Iâm sad to see the epitome of white-girl whiteness Stassi gone â she was at least honest about her privilege. What do you think?
Iâd be pretty much done with this show if it wasnât for my daughter begging me to watch with her (we do watch movies and other shows as well). Iâm glad Pumpy fired their asses, otherwise, Iâd be done DONE.
Compassion
Whatâs missing from most reality shows is compassion, which is why I donât enjoy watching them. We see (and hear, loudly and repeatedly) the negativity, toxicity, and the worst in people because thatâs what the editors and producers know will keep viewers coming back â drama.
There are flashes of compassion, e.g., when dealing with the death of a loved one, coming out, infidelity, or mental health issues. I appreciate when Bravo, for example, handles these issues well. I donât appreciate it when they have not â and they have not in many cases. An overall lack of compassion appears to be missing from many of these peopleâs lives; however, using The Four Agreements, thatâs an assumption on my part; we donât see behind the scenes or when the cameras are off.
I do have compassion for the casts of these shows who have decided money is worth more than their privacy. They are adults making decisions about their lives, and all that comes with it, as any celebrity does. Now, theyâre dealing with the fallout.
âMake good choices!â as Jamie Lee Curtisâs mom in Freaky Friday admonishes a young Lindsay Lohanâs Anna (and we all know how that turned out). Oh, Lindsay. Honestly, sheâs such a product of dysfunction, itâs truly sad, but thatâs a whole other post.
If only people would listen to their Hollywood movie mothersâŠ
Products Supporting Black Lives Matter
In no particular order, hereâs what Iâve bought and am loving:
YUBI: The original fingertip makeup brush is amazing. Worth every penny. How did I not know about this?
Pat McGrath Real Makeup: Iâm a sucker for a great eye shadow palette. McGrathâs are pricey but fab-u-lous. Why so spendy? All her products are highly-pigmented so you donât need much; theyâll last a good long time. Hereâs the one I purchased on Amazon. For when, ya know, I actually have somewhere to venture out to.
Body Butter Lady: Lip stuff and of course, body butter. Affordable, smells amazing, and will last a good, long, time.
LipBar: Lips for days, tons of colors and textures to suit anyone.
LipSlut: Awesome colors, and 50% of all proceeds go to support women and childrenâs charities all the time. Right now, theyâre supporting Black Lives Matters. 50% towards charity, 100% against tyranny. Cruelty-free, Vegan.
Their newest shade, F*ck Trump on pre-order, will support civil rights organizations specifically targeted by the Trump organization â I mean, administration. Oopsies.
Here is my current personal selection (F*ck Kavanaugh is a favorite â a pretty brownish-red that wears well):
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So thatâs it for this week. Would love your feedback on COVID-19, books, movies, shows, makeup, racism, or whatever you want to discuss. Thanks for stopping by!
Read more about Rachelâs experiences in the award-winning book, Broken Pieces.
She goes into more detail about living with PTSD and realizing the effects of how being a survivor affected her life in
Broken Places, available in print everywhere!
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Happiest Place Part 2
A/N: Again, sorry for the inaccuracies, typos, or weird sentences. Hope you enjoy!
You followed behind Chris as you walked into the open theatre and texted in your group message.
You: Going to watch Beauty and The Beast since you saw it without me.
Chris walked ahead of you and sat down on one of the empty bleachers to the right. You were slightly behind him as you slowed down to text your friends and not trip like you were prone to do. Once you sat down you saw a text.
Mara: Is it okay if we head back to the hotel or do you want us to wait for you?
âSorry,â you told Chris as you texted back that they could go without you and youâll see them once they get back to the park.
Kate: Way to ditch us!
âTexting your friends?â
âYeah they are heading back to the room for a little while and wanted to make sure I was okay to stay by myself.â
âThat was sweet of them.â He offered you a smile and you couldnât help but smile back. A part of you wondered why he was spending time with you, but you tried to ignore it and just enjoy.
âIt was.â You paused a moment before deciding to continue. âSo, what is Captain America doing at Hollywood Studios?â You offered him a smile and you asked quiet enough that no one could overhear.
He laughed throwing his head back and you smiled wider as you got to witness IN PERSON a little bit of his famous laugh. Not full laugh but enough. âWell right now he is spending time with this cute girl that he met in line.â He winked at you making your cheeks heat up. âI wasnât sure if you knew me. Not saying that you have to know me or anything but you know I always have to-â You were surprised that he was rambling on nervously.
âI understand what you mean. Well not personally cause Iâm not famous but I understand. Plus, it took me a while to realize where I knew you from. Even though your disguise isnât the best.â
âWell anything more would be too obvious.â
âYou just look like yourself at a baseball game.â
âAlright Paul Rudd,â he said laughing and you joined him. Smiling you asked him about his trip and was hopeful to hear that he still had a week left of his trip, although you didnât get your hopes up that you could get to spend more than just a few hours with him.
He talked about his family happily and even talked about the mischief him and his brother Scott got up to the other night when they visited Mickeyâs Dark Side.
âHow is Mickeyâs Darkside?â
âYou havenât been.â He placed a hand on his chest dramatizing his shock.
You shook your head. âNo one ever wanted to go with me or they werenât old enough to go.â
âI might just have to take you myself.â
 After the show ended, you and Chris were two of the last people to leave the theatre and you sang Be Our Guest, while you skipped up the stairs. Once at the top, you turned around to see Chris shaking his head but smiling at you causing you to spin around on one foot with arms out wide and your backpack swinging around with you as you continued to sing.
You paused for a moment as the song switched to Lumiereâs dramatic solo hoping that Chris would join you. He did sing just a few lines before stopping. You clapped for him cheering bravo. âHow about we go get some ice cream?â
âIâll never say no to ice cream,â you told him as you slightly followed behind him towards the ice cream stand not sure where he wanted to go exactly since you remember there being a few ice cream spots in Hollywood Studios.
You ordered the Mickey Ice Cream Sandwich, while Chris got a Mickey Ice Cream Bar, treating you to the dessert even though you tried to pay.
The two of you sat and talked at an empty table near sunset boulevard.
âYou ordered the wrong one,â Chris said gesturing with his mickey to your own. Â
âThe ice cream sandwich is better.â
âIt is not!â
âIce cream sandwiches are always the best!â He shook his head. âI grew up eating these with my family every time that we came to Disney World. Thatâs five people to one.â
He laughed. âIâll give you that. Youâve been to Disney a lot?â
You nodded and started telling him a little bit about your family vacations to Disney World, although youâve been to Disneyland once before. You told him about your family themselves. Chris then talked about his own family trips to Disney World growing up.
âOnce we got off the ride he ran with our mom to the bathroom needing to change his clothes. I kind of felt back but at the time it was hilarious.â
âPoor Scott.â
âDonât worry he got revenge on me since. Where to next?â
You looked around even though you knew all the rides that were around you and what rides were farther away. âThereâs Toy Story Mania, Tower of Terror, and Muppets.â You turned your attention back to him.
âIâll let you pick.â
âI narrowed down your options,â you told him really not wanting to pick. You hate having to pick things, especially when you had no idea what the other person likes to go on.
He leaned forward just inches away from your face and you could feel your heart rate pick up. âIf you give me a kiss, Iâll pick.â
Thinking quickly, you offered him a peak on the cheek and threw your hands up, âyou never specified where.â A proud smile appeared on your face as you felt your heart rate slow down. You were not nearly brave enough to kiss him on the lips.
He pouted before answering. âHow about Toy Story Mania?â
âBe prepared to lose,â you told him.
âOh, Iâm very much prepared to win.â
He picked up the two wrappers from the table and started to get up to throw them away, when you said, âRace you.â
You took off running and turned around once you got to the end of the street to see him just turning around to chase after you. Sprinting past the restaurant at the corner, you hurried around the bend of Animation Courtyard and to the back of the Chinese Theatre. You looked for the sign only to see it gone.
âShoot,â you whispered before hurrying off to the new part of Toy Story Land hoping that it would be there. It didnât take you too long to find it just behind where the line used to be. Catching your breath, you stood outside waiting for Chris.
âI didnât realize that they moved it,â he said as he approached you just a few minutes later. âI kept thinking that I missed it.â
You headed into the queue with Chris following close behind you. The wait wasnât as long as it normally was and you were surprised that you were close to the front and loved looking at all the new decorations in the queue like the Mister Potato Head that actually talked.
âHow about we make this interesting,â Chris said. You turned towards him and raised your eyebrow at him curiously. âIf you win, you can ask for anything.â
âAnything,â you asked with a light chuckle.
âAnything.â
âAnd if you win?â
âIâm not sure yet.â You stuck out your hand for him to shake not thinking about it too much.
âDeal,â you asked and he took your hand.
âDeal.â
 âWell, what would you like,â you asked Chris as you spotted him exiting the ride. You waited nearby sitting on the railing as you waited. The two of you got split up by a large family exiting at once.
âIâll let you know, when I decide.â He stopped next to you and you pouted slightly causing Chris to laugh.
âYouâre adorable when you pout.â You pouted even more and Chris hesitated a moment before leaning in and kissing you. Before you had time to react, he pulled away and you smiled, heat raising to your face. Â âNo more pouting.â
âNo more pouting? Well if thatâs the response for pouting,â you said slowly thinking about it teasingly. You couldnât believe you were managing to tease. And Chris Evans at that! He was just about how you imagined him being in real life and probably was even better.
âWhere to next,â he asked you chuckling. Your phone started ringing and you pulled it out to see Kate calling. You answered giving Chris an apologetic look.
âY/N! You didnât answer our texts and we got worried.â
âI was on a ride sorry.â
âItâs alright,â Kate said. âWeâre heading back to the park now and will be there in like 10 minutes?â
âWhere do you want to meet?â
âWe were thinking of going on Toy Story Mania since we havenât been on it yet.â
âSounds good! I can wait for you guys there if thatâs alright.â
âPerfect! See you!â
âYour friends returning,â Chris asked. You nodded.
âIf you arenât meeting up with your family yet, my friends wouldnât mind.â
âI donât have plans till after 6,â Chris told you smiling.
âI have to warn you that my one friend is going to freak out when she sees you. So, Iâm going to apologize now. Maybe both of them actually.â
âDonât worry about it,â he smiled setting you at ease. You knew that it couldnât have been easy for him to be famous. You couldnât imagine what itâs like.
âDo you care if we walk around a little? I havenât seen Toy Story Land yet.â
âI havenât either,â he said as he gave you a hand to grab onto as you jumped down even though you didnât need it. He kept a strong grasp on it as you walked further in weaving through the crowd as best as you could almost getting lost a few times.
The two of you were walking around as aimlessly as you could pointing to all the different details you could find from the movies until you phone buzzed. You pulled it out and looked to see a picture from your friend with a lot of question marks. Chuckling, Chris turned towards you, âwhat?â
âMy friends are here and snapped a photo of us.â You showed him the photo. It was taken from behind with you guys hand in hand without many people around you. Chris was looking towards you in the photo a smile on his face. âI have some explaining to do.â The next one was a photo of Chris making a weird face.
âI need that photo.â You turned around heading towards your friends and handed your phone over to him to send the photos to himself and type in his number.
âY/N, what are you doing-,â Kate started to ask once they got passed a family blocking them from you and Chris. She stopped in her tracks as did Mara.
âNo,â Mara whispered.
âYes,â you said.
âNo,â her hand shoot up to her mouth. You nodded and she shook her head.
Kate walked closer to you. âIs that really-â
âYes,â you interrupted her.
âHow did this? When did this? WHAT!â
You only laughed linking you arm through hers and through Maraâs and pulled them towards the entrance of the ride. âAll because you didnât ride Tower of Terror.â You turned to see Chris right behind you. The four of you entered and quickly caught up to the line, which was slightly longer than it was about forty minutes ago. Mara and Kate stood in front of you and Chris as the line settled.
âSo Chris,â Mara started. âWhat is your intentions with our friend?â
âMara,â you slightly yelled.
âWhat? Itâs a valid question.â
âItâs not the 1800s,â Kate said.
âChris this is my bestie Kate and my bestie Mara. Iâve known them since Kindergarten.â
âHi,â Kate said with a slight wave.
âAre you not going to introduce him,â Mara asked.
âNope,â you told her with a smirk. Chris only laughed. Â
âItâs nice to meet you guys,â Chris told them.
Kate leaned against Mara. âSo, Chris, do you like our girl here,â Kate asked and you felt heat rise to your face.
âYou guys suck.â
âNo, we are being good wing women.â
âAre you going to tell him how I can make bread,â you asked referencing the time that she tried talking up a guy for you and that was what she came up with.
âYou can make bread,â Chris asked.
âSee,â Kate yelled back. âHow long do you think this line is going to be?â
âI would say about forty five minutes,â you told her.
âPlenty of time to play heads up,â she hinted.
âY/N and Chris against me and you,â Mara asked Kate.
âHell yeah!â
âWe should do the Marvel pack,â Mara added.
Kate grabbed your phone from your backpack, unlocking it and pulling up the game. She found the right pack and handed the phone over to Chris as it started to play. He did and Kate moved you so that you were facing him.
You gave her a look before reading the first clue. âOh um... Sebastian Stan.â
âWinter Soldier,â Chris asked and you nodded. He pulled down the phone and up swiftly.
âRobert Downey Jr!â
âIron Man!â He didnât even wait for you to respond before clearing it.
âOh!! Um, he has cards.â Chris gave you a look. âI think heâs a part of the X-Men. Long trench coat?â
âGambit?â
âYes!â You said pointing. âHeâs super fast.â
âQuicksilver.â You nodded.
âGod of Thunder!â
Chris couldnât help laughing at your deep voice trying to mimic Chris Hemsworth. It took him a few moments to calm down enough to answer, âThor.â
âControls the weather. Um.. Another x-men!â
âStorm?â
You nodded before laughing at the next one. âYou.â
âCaptain America.â You shook your head.
âNo, the other one.â
âThe Human Torched,â he asked laughing and you nodded your head. âWow, that seems like forever ago.â
âLittle baby Christopher.â
âI was 24!â
âTimes up,â you told him and he moved it down watching each one get counted as you squished against him to watch.
âNot terrible,â he said as he handed the phone over to Mara.
âNot at all.â
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Thereâs a desert valley in southern Jordan called Wadi Rum, or sometimes âthe Valley of the Moon.â There are stone inscriptions in Wadi Rum that are more than 2,000 years old. Lawrence of Arabia passed through there during the Arab Revolt against the Ottoman Empire. More recently, J. J. Abrams went there to film parts of the latest Star Wars movie, The Rise of Skywalker, because itâs largely uninhabited and starkly beautiful and looks plausibly alien, and one of the things that has always made the Star Wars movies feel so realâas if they had a real life of their own that continues on out beyond the edges of the screenâis the way theyâre shot on location, with as few digital effects as possible. George Lucas shot the Tatooine scenes from A New Hope in southern Tunisia. For Skywalker, itâs Wadi Rum.
They donât do it that way because itâs easy. Abrams and his crew had to build miles of road into the desert. They basically had to set up a small town out there, populated by the cast and extras and crewâthe creature-effects department alone had 70 people. The Jordanian military got involved. The Jordanian royal family got involved. There was sand. There were sandstorms, when all you could do was take cover and huddle in your tent andâif youâre John Boyega, who plays the ex-Stormtrooper Finnâlisten to reggae.
But in a way thatâs the whole point: youâre out there so the world can get up in your grill and make its presence felt on film. âItâs the things that you canât anticipateâthe imperfections,â says Oscar Isaac, who plays the Resistance pilot Poe Dameron. âItâs very difficult to design imperfection, and the imperfections that you have in these environments immediately create a sense of authenticity. You just believe it more.â When Isaac arrived in Wadi Rum for his first week of shooting, Abrams had set up a massive greenscreen in the middle of the desert. âAnd I was like, âJ. J., can I ask you a question? I notice weâre shooting on greenscreen.â And heâs like, âSo why the hell are we in the desert?â And Iâm like, âYeah!â And he said, âWell, because look: the way that the sand interacts with the light, and the type of shots you would set upâif you were designing the shot on a computer you would never even think to do that.â Thereâs something about the way that the light and the environment and everything plays together.â Itâs that something, the presence and the details and the analog imperfections of a real nondigital place, that makes Star Wars so powerful.
It was powerful enough to bring 65,000 people to Chicago in April for Star Wars Celebration, a fan convention where you could see a giant Stormtrooper head made out of 36,440 tiny Lego Stormtrooper mini-figures, which is a world record of some kind, though Iâm not sure exactly what, and where people were dressed up as Muppets who were themselves dressed up as Star Wars characters. But the main event was the launch of the trailer for The Rise of Skywalker, which was held in a 10,000-seat arena and was such a big deal that even though the trailer was going to be released on the Internet literally seconds after it was over, Iâan at least theoretically respectable member of the mediaâwas not only tagged, wristbanded, escorted, and metal-detected, but sniffed by a K-9 unit before I could go in.
J.J. Abrams, alongside Stunt Coordinator Eunice Huthart, directs the Knights of Ren; elite fearsome enforcers of Kylo Renâs dark will.
I sat down with Abrams a couple of hours later. For the occasion, he was wearing a suit so black and sharp, he could have been doing Men in Black cosplay, but his most distinctive feature is his dark curly hair, which is upswept in a way that is only slightly suggestive of devil horns. Abrams talks rapidly, as if he can barely keep up with the things his racing brain is telling him to say. When I told him that not only was Star Wars the No. 1 trending topic on Twitter, but that all 10 of the Top 10 trending topics were Star Warsârelated, and that he personally was No. 5, he was visibly stunned.
Then he recovered enough to say: âWell, I aspire to No. 4.â (For the record, No. 4 was the late Supreme Leader Snoke, who frankly did seem beatable. If youâre curious, No. 11 was pro golfer Zach Johnson, who had just accidentally hit his ball with a practice swing at the Masters. Life goes on.)
Disney executives talk about how important it is to âevent-izeâ Star Wars movies; i.e., to make them feel not just like movies but like seriously momentous occasions. They wonât have much trouble with this one: The Rise of Skywalker isnât just the last movie in the Star Wars trilogy that began in 2015 with The Force Awakens; itâs the last movie in a literal, actual trilogy of trilogies that started with the very first Star Wars movie back in 1977, which began the saga of the Skywalker family. The Rise of Skywalker will finally, after 42 years, bring that saga to an end.
FIRST LOOK Vanity Fair reveals Keri Russell as the masked scoundrel Zorri Bliss, seen in the Thievesâ Quarter of the snow-dusted world Kijimi.
We all thought the story was over in 1983 with Return of the Jedi, and then we really thought it was over in 2005 with Revenge of the Sith. But Star Wars has always been an unruly beast, too big and powerful (and profitable) to be contained in one movie, or even in a trilogy, or even in two trilogies, let alone numberless novels, TV shows, comics, video games, Happy Meals, and so on. Now Abrams has to gather all those threads and bring closure to a story that was started by somebody else, in an America that feels a very long time ago indeed. âThatâs the challenge of this movie,â Abrams says. âIt wasnât just to make one film that as a stand-alone experience would be thrilling, and scary, and emotional, and funny, but one that if you were to watch all nine of the films, youâd feel like, Well, of courseâthat!â
Like a lot of things that we now canât imagine life without, Star Wars came really close to never happening in the first place. In 1971, Lucas was a serious young auteur just five years out of film school at U.S.C. He had only one full-length movie on his rĂ©sumĂ©, and that was THX 1138, which is the kind of visionary but grindingly earnest science-fiction epic that only the French could love. (They were pretty much the only ones who did.) Everybody expected Lucas to go on and make serious, gritty 1970s cinema like his peers, Brian De Palma and Francis Ford Coppola. At the time Lucas and Coppola were actively planning a radical epic set in Vietnam with the provocative title Apocalypse Now.
FORCE MAJEURE First Order leaders General Hux (Domhnall Gleeson) and Allegiant General Pryde (Richard E. Grant) on the bridge of Kylo Renâs destroyer.
But Coppola would have to finish that one on his own, because Lucas went a different way. âI had decided there was no modern mythology,â he said in 1997. âI wanted to take old myths and put them into a new format that young people could relate to. Mythology always existed in unusual, unknown environments, so I chose space.â Lucas tried to acquire the rights to Flash Gordon (that wouldâve been a dark timeline indeed), but when he couldnât, he came up with his own original science-fictional epic instead. He called it The Star Wars. Like The Facebook, it would have to shed a direct article on its way to glory.
Even though American Graffiti had made Lucas a bankable director, Star Wars still came together slowly. In the first draft, Luke was an old man, Leia was 14, and Han Solo was âa huge green-skinned monster with no nose and large gills.â Fox executives were baffled by Star Wars, and they squeezed Lucas relentlessly for time and money. We forget now how jerry-rigged the first movie was: the cantina aliens werenât finished, and the monumental Star Destroyer that dominates the opening shot is, in reality, about three feet long. The Death Star interior is basically one set re-arranged several different ways. To make Greedoâs mouth move, the woman in the Greedo suit had to hold a clothespin in her mouth. âWhat I remember about working on the first film,â says John Williams, the legendary soundtrack composer, âis the fact that I didnât ever think there would be a second film.â (He also, like everybody else, thought Luke and Leia were going to get together, so he wrote them a love theme.)
But wherever real mythology comes from, Lucas had gone there and brought something back alive. People wanted movies that gave them something to believe in instead of relentlessly autopsying the beliefs that had failed them. Weâd had enough of antiheroes. We needed some anti-antiheroes. âI realized after THX that people donât care about how the countryâs being ruined,â Lucas said. âWeâve got to regenerate optimism.â Like American Graffiti, Star Wars is a work of profound nostalgia, a post-Vietnam, post-Watergate anthem of longing for the restoration of a true and just power in the universeâthe return of the king. And at the same time itâs a very personal heroâs journey, about a boy who must put right the sins of his father and master the strange power he finds within himself, and in doing so become a man.
Star Wars is also an incredibly enduring vision of what itâs like to live in a world of super-advanced technology. Science fiction often ages badly, turning into kitsch or campâjust look at Flash Gordonâbut Star Wars hasnât. More than any filmmaker before him, Lucas successfully imagined what a science-fictional world would feel like to somebody who was actually inside itâwhich is to say, it would look as ordinary and workaday as the present. He even shot it like it was real, working close-in and mostly eschewing wide establishing shots, more like a documentary or a newsreel than a space opera. âIt feels very grounded,â says Naomi Ackie, whoâs making her Star Wars debut in Skywalker playing a character named Jannah, about whom she is allowed to say literally nothing. âThereâs the kind of spectacular-ness, and the supernatural move-things-with-your-mind magic stuff, but then thereâs also this really grounded, rugged nature where everything is distressed and old and kind of worn out and lived-in. And I think playing with those two ideas means that you get this feeling that it could almost be real. Like, in a galaxy far away, it could almost be the case that you could have this.â
When Lucas made the first Star Wars sequel, The Empire Strikes Back, he cheekily labeled it Episode V, then went back and re-labeled the first movie as Episode IV, as if the movies were an old-fashioned serial that the rest of us were all just tuning in to. Around that time, he also started talking about Star Wars as a nine-part epicâso in 2012, when Lucas retired and sold Lucasfilm to Disney, it wasnât exactly heresy that Disney announced more movies. At the time, Kathleen Kennedy had just been named co-chairperson of Lucasfilm, and she tapped Abrams to direct the first Disney-owned post-Lucas Star Wars movie. It was a bit like saying, Make the lightning strike again, please. Exactly here, if you could. Oh, and could you also earn back that $4 billion we just spent to buy Lucasfilm? (Narrator voice: He could.)
At first blush, Abramsâs debut Star Wars movie, The Force Awakens, looked like an elaborate homage to the original. Just like in A New Hope, thereâs a young Force-sensitive person on a poor desert planetâthatâs Rey, played by Daisy Ridleyâwho finds a droid with a secret message thatâs vital to the Rebellion (or wait, sorry, itâs the Resistance now). Thereâs a villain in a black mask, just like Darth Vader, except that itâs his grandson Kylo Ren (Adam Driver), nĂ© Ben Solo, son of Han and Leia. Kylo has a planet-killing weapon, much like the Death Star but way bigger, which becomes the target of a desperate attack by Resistance X-wings. Thereâs even a bar full of aliens.
Abrams also insisted on keeping to the analog aesthetic of the original trilogy: those aliens had to be latex and yak hair, not bits and bytes, and everything possible was shot on location using film cameras, not digital ones. Even Lucas had abandoned that approach by the time he made the second Star Wars trilogy, but many fans consider those movies to be a cautionary tale. âFamously, the prequels were mostly greenscreen environments,â Abrams says. âAnd that was George himself doing that, and it ended up looking exactly how he wanted it to lookâand I always preferred the look of the original movies, because I just remember when youâre in the snow on Hoth, when youâre in the desert on Tatooine, and when youâre in the forests of Endorâitâs amazing. If you put a vaporator here, there, all of a sudden almost any natural location suddenly becomes a Star Wars location.â
But the more interesting thing about The Force Awakens and its successor, The Last Jedi, written and directed by Rian Johnson, was how they subtly complicated Lucasâs vision. Thirty years have gone by since the ending of Return of the Jedi, during which time the newly reborn Republic became complacent and politically stagnant, allowing the rise of the reactionary neo-imperial First Order, whose origins we will learn more about in Skywalker. âIt was almost like if the Argentine Nazis had sort of got together and actually started to bring that back in some real form,â Abrams says. Just like that, the rules of the Star Wars universe changed. It wasnât all over when the Ewoks sang. Obi-Wan Kenobi and all those Bothans had died in vain. Even Han and Leia split up. Itâs all a little less of a fairy tale now.
The feather-haired godling Luke suffered the trauma of having a Padawan go bad on his watch. Itâs an echo of what happened to his old mentor, Obi-Wan, with Anakin Skywalker, who became Darth Vader. But where Obi-Wan made peace with it, waiting serenely in the desert of Tatooine for the next Chosen One to arrive, Lukeâs guilt curdled into shame. He hid himself away, so that his Chosen One, Rey, had to spend most of The Force Awakens searching for him, and then another whole movie convincing him with the help of Yodaâs Force ghost to keep the Jedi Order going at all. Star Wars arrived as an antidote to the disillusionment of the 1970sâbut now, in its middle age, Star Wars is grappling with disillusionment of its own.
DESERT POWER Joonas Suotamo (Chewbacca), Ridley, Anthony Daniels (C-3PO), and John Boyega (Finn) await the call to action for a chase scene.
By dint of advanced Sith interrogation techniques, I was able to obtain valuable advance information about The Rise of Skywalker. Here it is: common emblem.
Anthony Daniels, who plays C-3P0, is the only actor who has appeared in all nine movies of the Star Wars triple trilogy, so if anybodyâs entitled to leak, itâs him. Daniels says he loved the script for The Rise of Skywalker, but he didnât get it until the last minute, right before shooting started, and for some reason he just couldnât memorize his part. âMy first line would not go in my head!â he says. In person Daniels is like a C-3P0 whose preferences have been reset to charming and voluble. âThe line that I couldnât say was two words: âcommon emblem.â Common emblem, common emblemâI would say them thousands of times. My wife would say it back. I just couldnât say them!â
Fortunately C-3P0âs mouth doesnât move, so he could add the line in postproduction. Anyway, thereâs the big scoop: âcommon emblem.â I donât know what it means either. (Also I 100 percent guarantee that they will change the line before the movie comes out so that this scoop will end up being fake news.) Daniels also told me that C-3P0 does something in this movie that surprises everybodyâbut he wouldnât say what. âHe keeps his clothes on. Itâs not like he suddenly does this thing, but âŠâ
The only other member of the old guard on the set this time was Billy Dee Williams, who plays the charismatic Lando Calrissian. At 82, Williams has lost none of his roguish charm, but now it comes wrapped in a kind of magisterial dignity. People tend to remember Lando for the deal he cut with Vader in The Empire Strikes Back, rather than for his redemptive comeback in Return of the Jedi, and Williams appears to have spent the last 45 years defending him. âHeâs a survivor. Itâs expediency for him,â Williams says. âYou know, he was thrown into a situation which he didnât look for and he had to try to figure out how to deal with an entity which is more than just a human.â And, he adds, with the weary air of somebody who has spent way too much time justifying the behavior of a fictional character, ânobody died!â
HOT TAKE Members of the crew shade and shine Daniels, the only cast member to appear in all nine of the Skywalker films, while BB-8 looks on.
Chewbacca is still here, too, but itâs not the same man in the suit. The original actor was Peter Mayhew, a seven-foot-three-inch gentle giant who was working as a hospital orderly in London when Lucas cast him in the first movie. Mayhew retired after The Force Awakens, and he died on April 30 at 74. His replacement is Joonas Suotamo, a fresh-faced former professional basketball player from Finland who always wanted to be an actor but was hard to cast because heâs six feet 11 inches tall. âWhen I first met [Mayhew] he told me I was a wee bit too skinny,â Suotamo says. âBut we also had a Wookiee boot camp, which lasted for a week. He told me all kinds of things about the moves that Chewbacca does, how they came to be and his reasoning behind them.â Suotamo has now played Chewbacca in four movies and enjoys it about as much as Iâve ever seen anybody enjoy anything. âItâs very much like silent-era film, with Buster Keaton and Charlie Chaplin,â he says. âHeâs a mime character and thatâs what he does, and I guess in that minimalism comes the beauty of the character.â
Other things we know about Skywalker: We can safely assume that the Resistance and the First Order are headed toward a final smash, which will be a heavy lift for the good guys because, at the end of The Last Jedi, the Resistance was down, way down, to a double handful of survivors. Theyâll face a First Order who suffered a stinging but largely symbolic loss at the Battle of Crait, and who, I feel confident, have learned something from the previous eight movies. The Empire built and lost two Death Stars. The First Order has already lost one super-weapon in The Force Awakens. Presumably it wonât make the same mistake twice, twice.
But the stakes go even higher than that, cosmically high. Sources close to the movie say that Skywalker will at long last bring to a climax the millennia-long conflict between the Jedi Order and its dark shadow, the Sith.
HORSING AROUND Finn and new ally Jannah (Naomi Ackie), atop hardy orbaks, lead the charge against the mechanized forces of the First Order. âItâs extremely surreal to be in it,â says Ackie, âand see how it works from the inside.â
STAR CROSSED Kylo Ren (Adam Driver) and Rey battle it out with lightsabers in a stormy confrontation. Their Force-connectionâwhat Driver calls their âmaybe-bondââwill turn out to run even deeper than previously revealed.
The hottest area for speculation, however, is the identity of the titular Skywalker, because at this point there arenât many Skywalkers left to rise. One is General Organa, the former Princess Leia, Lukeâs sisterâbut Carrie Fisher, who plays her, passed away in 2016. That was a deeply painful loss for Abrams personally, but it also presented him with an impossible choice as a filmmaker. He needed Leia to tell the story, but Abrams didnât feel like a digital Carrie Fisher could do the job, and there was no way Lucasfilm was going to re-cast the role.
But then a strange thing happened. Abrams remembered that there was some footage of Fisher left over from The Force Awakens, scenes that had been changed or cut entirely, and he dug them up. âItâs hard to even talk about it without sounding like Iâm being some kind of cosmic spiritual goofball,â Abrams says, âbut it felt like we suddenly had found the impossible answer to the impossible question.â He started to write scenes around the old footage, fitting Leiaâs dialogue into new contexts. He re-created the lighting to match the way Fisher had been lit. Bit by bit, she found her place in the new movie. âIt was a bizarre kind of left side/right side of the brain sort of Venn diagram thing, of figuring out how to create the puzzle based on the pieces we had.â Fisherâs daughter, Billie Lourd, appears in the movies as a Resistance officer named Lieutenant Connix, and at first Abrams deliberately wrote her out of the scenes in case it was too painfulâbut Lourd said no, she wanted to be in them. âAnd so, there are moments where theyâre talking; there are moments where theyâre touching,â Abrams says. âThere are moments in this movie where Carrie is there, and I really do feel there is an element of the uncanny, spiritual, you know, classic Carrie, that it would have happened this way, because somehow it worked. And I never thought it would.â
The only other member of the surviving Skywalker bloodlineâthat we know of!âis Leiaâs son and Lukeâs former Padawan, the fallen Jedi Kylo Ren. Kylo probably isnât capable of actual happiness, but things are definitely looking up for him: by the end of The Last Jedi he has taken control of the First Order and killed or at least outlived his actual father and both of his symbolic fathers-in-art, Luke and Supreme Leader Snoke. Sources at Disney also confirm that his long-rumored Knights of Ren will finally arrive in Skywalker. âAnd then he had been forging this maybe-bond with Rey,â Driver says, âand it kind of ends with the question in the air: is he going to pursue that relationship, or when the door of her ship goes up, does that also close that camaraderie that they were maybe forming?â
SANDBLAST Camera operator Colin Anderson readies a take for a chase sequence spotlighting the heroics of Chewbacca, BB-8, and Rey.
Darkness in the Star Wars movies tends to come from fear: for Anakin Skywalker, Kyloâs grandfather, it was his fear of losing his mother and his wife. After two movies itâs still not so easy to say exactly what Kylo Ren himself fears, even though heâs as operatically emo as Vader was stoic. Heâs fixated on the pastâhe made a shrine to his own grandfatherâbut at the same time the past torments him. âLet the past die,â he tells Rey in The Last Jedi. âKill it, if you have to. Thatâs the only way to become what you are meant to be.â
Presumably whateverâs eating at Kylo started in his childhood: maybe being the kid of literally the two coolest people in the galaxy isnât as fun as it sounds. Driverâwho has obviously thought this through with a lot of rigorâpoints out that, as cool as they are, Han and Leia are both obsessively committed to lifestyles (smuggling, rebelling) that donât leave much room for kids. He also points out that, unlike Luke and Rey, Kylo never got to go on a nifty voyage of self-discovery. Instead he grew up under the crushing pressure of massive expectations. âHow do you form friendships out of that?â Driver says. âHow do you understand the weight of that? And if thereâs no one around you guiding you, or articulating things the right way ⊠it can easily go awry.â By the emotional logic that governs the Star Wars universeâand also our ownâKylo Ren is going to have to confront the past, and his fears, whatever they are, or be destroyed by them.
Where Lucasâs trilogies tended to follow the roots and branches of the Skywalker family treeâtheir personal saga was the saga of the galaxy writ smallâthe new movies have a slightly wider aperture and take in a new generation of heroes. Thereâs Rey, of course, who sources say will have progressed in her training since the end of The Last Jedi to the point where itâs almost complete. With that taken care of, all she has to do is reconstitute the entire Jedi Order from scratch, because as far as we know sheâs the Last One.
If Kylo Ren canât be redeemed it will almost certainly fall to Rey to put him down, in spite of their maybe-bond. Their relationship is the closest thing the new trilogy has to a star-crossed love story on the order of Han and Leia: a source close to the movie says that their Force-connection will turn out to run even deeper than we thought. Theyâre uniquely suited to understand each other, but at the same time they are in every way each otherâs inverse, down to Kyloâs perverse rejection of his family, which is the one thing Rey craves most. âI think thereâs a part of Rey thatâs like, dude, you fucking had it all, you had it all,â Ridley says. âThat was always a big question during filming: you had it all and you let it go.â
PUNCH IT! In a historic reunion, Lando Calrissian (Billy Dee Williams) retakes the helm of the Millennium Falcon, joined by Poe Dameron (Oscar Isaac), Chewbacca, D-O, and BB-8. âHeâs a survivor,â Williams says of Lando.
Rey is also, according to totally unsubstantiated Internet theories, a leading candidate to be the Skywalker of the title, pending some kind of head-snapping reveal about her ancestry. (For the record, the other leading unsubstantiated Internet theory has the âSkywalkerâ of the title referring to an entirely new order of Force users who will rise up and replace the Jedi.)
Rey seems ready for it all, or as ready as anybody could be. âItâs nice having that shot at the beginning of the teaser,â Ridley says, over avocado toast at a fancy Chicago hotel, âbecause I think itâs quite a good visual representation of where she is now: confident, calm, less fearful.⊠Itâs still sort of overwhelming, but in a different way. It feels more rightâless like inevitable and more like thereâs a focus to the journey.â Focus is a good word for Rey: on-screen Ridleyâs dramatic eyebrows form a wickedly sharp arrow of concentration. I asked Ridley what sheâs thinking about when Rey is using her Force powers, and it turns out Rey seems focused because Ridley is actually seriously focused. âI literally visualize it. When I was lifting rocks I was visualizing the rocks moving. And then I was like, Oh, my God, I made it happen! And obviously thereâs loads of rocks on strings, so, no, I didnât. But I visualize that itâs really going on.â (That scene, which comes at the end of The Last Jedi, is another example of classic nondigital Star Wars effects: those were real rocks. âIt was actually really amazing,â Ridley says. âIt was sort of like a baby mobile.â)
Thereâs also Finn, the apostate Stormtrooper, played by the irrepressible Boyega, who in person practically vibrates with energy and speaks with a South London accent very different from Finnâs American one. In some ways Finn has gone through a complete character arc already: he confronted his pastâby beating down his old boss, Captain Phasmaâand found his courage and his moral center. He has had a tendency to panic, if not actively desert, in clutch situations, but at the Battle of Crait he proved that he was past that. âI think heâs just an active member of the Resistance now,â Boyega says. âEpisode Eight, he couldnât decide what team he was fighting for. But since then heâs made a clear decision.â (Cast members tend to refer to the Star Wars movies by their episode numbers: four is the original movie, seven is The Force Awakens, and so on.)
Finn still has to make a clear decision about his romantic situation, though. As Boyega put it at Star Wars Celebration: âFinn is single and willing to mingle!â The movies have been teasing his emotional connections with both Rey and the Resistance mechanic Rose Tico, played by Kelly Marie Tran, with whom he shared a fleeting battlefield kiss in The Last Jedi. Rose seems like the more positive choice, given that she stops Finn from deserting early in the movie and saves his life at the Battle of Crait, and that the precedents for romantic involvements with Jedi are extremely bad. Tran is the first Asian-American woman to play a major role in a Star Wars movie, and she has been the target of both racist and sexist attacks online. But she has come through them as a fan favorite: when she appeared onstage in Chicago, she got a standing ovation.
Finally thereâs Poe, who has mostly struggled with his own cocky impulsiveness, because heâs a loose-cannon-who-just-canât-play-by-the-rules. Poe will have to step up and become a leader, because the Resistance is seriously short on officer material. In fact, some of that transformation will already have happened where The Rise of Skywalker picks up, which is about a year after the end of The Last Jedi. âThere has been a bit of shared history that you havenât seen,â Isaac says. âWhereas in the other films, Poe is this kind of lone wolf, now heâs really part of a group. Theyâre going out and going on missions and have a much more familiar dynamic now.â Star Wars has always been about friendship as much as it is about romance, and as of the end of The Last Jedi, Rey, Finn, and Poe are all finally in the same place for the first time since The Force Awakens.
The Rise of Skywalker introduces some new players, too. Thereâs a tiny one-wheeled droid called D-O and a large banana-slug alien named Klaud. Oh, and Naomi Ackie, Keri Russell, and Richard E. Grant have all joined the cast, though, again, we know practically nothing about who theyâre playing. Going from being outside the Star Wars leviathan to being right in its belly can be a dizzying experience for a first-timer. âI actually tried to do this thing while we were filming,â Ackie says, âwhere Iâd go one day, walking through London without seeing a Star Wars reference somewhere. And you canât do it. You really canât. So itâs extremely surreal to be in it and see how it works from the inside.
WELL MET Jordanian locals play the Aki-Aki, natives of the planet Pasaana.
If anything, Star Wars is only getting more omnipresent. The franchise under Lucas was a colossus, but he still ran it essentially as a private concern. He could make movies or not, as his muse dictatedâhe was beholden to no shareholders. But Star Wars under Disney makes the old Star Wars look positively quaint. Between 1977 and 2005, Lucasfilm released six Star Wars movies; when Skywalker premieres in December, Disney will have released five Star Wars movies in five years. âI think there is a larger expectation that Disney has,â Kennedy says. âOn the other hand, though, I think that Disney is very respectful of what this is, and right from the beginning we talked about the fragility of this form of storytelling. Because itâs something that means so much to fans that you canât turn this into some kind of factory approach. You canât even do what Marvel does, necessarily, where you pick characters and build new franchises around those characters. This needs to evolve differently.â
A useful example of that fragility might be the relatively modest performance of Solo: A Star Wars Story in 2018. Solo was a perfectly good Star Wars movie that has made almost $400 million worldwideâbut itâs also, according to industry estimates, the first one to actually lose money. In response Disney has gently but firmly pumped the brakes: the first movie in the next Star Wars trilogy, which will be helmed by David Benioff and D. B. Weiss, the duo behind Game of Thrones, wonât arrive till Christmas of 2022, with further installments every other year after that. Thereâs no official word as to what stories theyâll tell, or when a second trilogy being developed by Rian Johnson will appear.
But even as the movies pause, Star Wars continues to colonize any and all other media. In addition to video games, comics, novels, cartoons, container-loads of merch, etc., there are not one but two live-action TV series in the pipeline for Disney+, Disneyâs new streaming service: The Mandalorian, created by Jon Favreau, and an as-yet-untitled show about Cassian Andor from Rogue One. I have personally tried a virtual-reality experience called Vader Immortal,written and produced by Dark Knight screenwriter David Goyer. At the end of May, Disneyland will open Star Wars: Galaxyâs Edge, a massive, 14-acre, $1 billion attraction where you can fly the Millennium Falcon, be captured by the First Order, and drink a blue milk cocktail (itâs actually nondairy) and Coca-Cola products out of exclusive BB-8-shaped bottles at the cantina. Itâs the largest single-theme expansion in the parkâs history: Take that, Toy Story Land. The Disney World version will open in August.
You realize now that, under Lucas, Star Wars always slightly had the brakes onâwe were always kept a little starved for product. With Disney driving, weâll really find out how big Star Wars can get.
ENCORE Composer John Williams conducting the Star Wars score, drawing on themes and motifs he has woven across four decades. âI didnât think there would ever be a second film,â he says.
When people talk about the new Star Wars movies, they tend to talk about how faithful they are to the originals. Whatâs harder to say is how exactly the new films are differentâhow movies like Skywalker keep their connection to the past while at the same time finding a way to belong to the world of 2019. Because regardless of whether or not Star Wars has changed since 1977, the world around it has, profoundly. âThereâs a loss of innocence, a sense of innocence that existed in the 70s that I donât think to any extent exists today,â Kennedy says. âI think that has to permeate the storytelling and the reaction to the stories and how theyâre set up. It has to feel differently because weâre different.â
We know things, as a people and as an audience, that we didnât know back then. For example: back then it felt sort of O.K. to like Darth Vader, because even though he was evil he was also incredibly cool, and the kind of fascism he represented felt like a bogeyman from the distant past. But now fascism is rising again, which makes the whole First Order subplot look super-prescient, but it also reminds us that fascism is not even slightly cool in real life. âEvil needs to feel and look very real,â Kennedy says, âand what that means today may not be as black-and-white as it might have been in 1977, coming off a kind of World War II sensibility.â In the Star Warsâverse, Dark and Light are supposed to balance each other, but in the real world they just mix together into a hopelessly foggy, morally ambiguous gray.
But the changes are liberating too. Star Wars doesnât have to stay frozen in time; if anything itâs the opposite, if it doesnât change itâll die. It will turn into Flash Gordon. For Abrams, that means he canât go through this process so haunted by the ghost of George Lucas (who is of course still alive, but you get what Iâm saying) that he winds up doing a cinematic Lucas impression. At some point Abrams has to let Abrams be Abrams.
The Rise of Skywalker might be that point. âWorking on nine, I found myself approaching it slightly differently,â he says. âWhich is to say that, on seven, I felt beholden to Star Wars in a way that was interestingâI was doing what to the best of my ability I felt Star Wars should be.â But this time something changed. Abrams found himself making different choicesâfor the camera angles, the lighting, the story. âIt felt slightly more renegade; it felt slightly more like, you know, Fuck it, Iâm going to do the thing that feels right because it does, not because it adheres to something.â
There are a lot of small subtle ways that Abramsâs Star Wars is different from Lucasâs, but if thereâs a standout, itâs the way that the new movies look at history. Lucasâs Star Wars movies are bathed in the deep golden-sunset glow of the idyllic Old Republic, that more civilized ageâbut the new movies arenât like that. Theyâre not nostalgic. They donât long for the past; theyâre more about the promise of the future. âThis trilogy is about this young generation, this new generation, having to deal with all the debt that has come before,â Abrams says. âAnd itâs the sins of the father, and itâs the wisdom and the accomplishments of those who did great things, but itâs also those who committed atrocities, and the idea that this group is up against this unspeakable evil and are they prepared? Are they ready? What have they learned from before? Itâs less about grandeur. Itâs less about restoring an old age. Itâs more about preserving a sense of freedom and not being one of the oppressed.â
FROM THE ASHES Mark Hamill, as Luke, with R2-D2. Speculation is rampant about who will âriseâ as the Skywalker of the movieâs titleâand how that choice will reflect the way the world has changed since Star Wars debuted in 1977.
The new generation doesnât have that same connection to the old days that Luke and Leia did. Itâs not like their parents destroyed the Old Republic. We donât even know who their parents were! Theyâre too young to remember the Empire. Theyâre just here to clean up the mess they got left with, the disastrous consequences of bad decisions made by earlier generations, and try to survive long enough to see the future. Is any of this resonating with 2019? Might there possibly be a generation around here somewhere thatâs worried about the consequences of its own decisions for the future? Star Wars has never been and probably never should be a vehicle for political arguments, but to paraphrase Ursula Le Guin, great science fiction is never really about the future. Itâs about the present.
You could evenâif youâre into that kind of thingâimagine the story of the new Star Wars trilogy as a metaphor for the making of the new Star Wars trilogy. In fact, I was totally preparedâbecause I am into that kind of thing!âto try to push this overthought metafictional hot take onto Abrams ⊠but I didnât have to. Abrams got there ahead of me. âThe idea of the movie is kind of how I felt going into the movie as a filmmaker,â he says, âwhich is to say that Iâve inherited all this stuff, great stuff, and good wisdom, and the good and the bad, and itâs all coming to this end, and the question is, do we have what it takes to succeed?â
Kylo Ren has it all wrong: you canât bring back the past and become your own grandfather, and you canât kill the past, either. All you can do is make your peace with it and learn from it and move on. Abrams is doing that with Star Warsâand meanwhile the Resistance is going to have to do that, too, if they really are going to bring this saga to an end. Because weâve been here before, watching a band of scrappy rebels take down a technofascist empire, and it seemed to work fine at the timeâbut it didnât last. The same goes for the Jedi and their struggle with the Sith. To end this story, really end it, theyâre going to have to figure out the conditions of a more permanent victory over the forces of darkness. Their past was imperfect at best, and the present is a complete disasterâbut the future is all before them. This time, finally, theyâre going to get it right.
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