#ahdkd sorry i dont know how explaining my muppets vision took so many words

[comfymoth]

i think a blogger is contractually obliged to have one au of a piece of media relating to another piece of media. anyways drop the muppets au lore.

AHDKDJD listen it’s a legal requirement for me to have at least 50!! okok so. it’s like. a slightly looser interpretation of the 79 movie plot because i’m STILL not sure if i want to keep the cast human or fully commit to the muppet bit. but in general, plot about a musical little guy from a swamp trying to get to hollywood and picking up silly friends along the way is a go!! andd obviously said little guy is wilbur. wilbur is kermit. that’s him

tommy is fozzie, wilbur’s first friend who most people Do tend to find annoying at first, and as funny as i thought tubbo as gonzo would be he just seems more like a rowlf to me except i’m sticking him way earlier in the plot. tommy and tubbo do open mic nights together and that’s how they meet wilbur, who sheepishly mentions his far-off plans to get to hollywood only for tommy in all of his enthusiasm to go “great! tubbo’s got a car! let’s go there now!!” so they get in the car and they go!!

quackity ofc is miss piggy, but not really even in a tnt duo way, more in the way that he grew up on a farm with the highest praise he can aim for coming from county fair beauty pageants, and when these ragamuffins roll through town talking about their big dreams and completely-un-thought-out plans he gets right in that beat up car with them and says okay! he’s coming too! someone’s gotta bring the brains, and of course the beauty if they’re going to hollywood.

road trip shenanigans ensue, they pick up the rest of the members of lmanberg on various points throughout the trip and yeah it’s. it’s like a cute found family of performers au. except. explicitly based. off the muppets.