#they really need to mow the lawn tho

[xiaominho]

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[fullofcake]

The way I need to mow the lawn rn but its like 95°F out and apparently feels like 104°F and the sun is beating down.

But I need to do it before it rains

Instead tho I am starting a new show bc I dont want to die of heat stroke and mosquitoes.

[pikachicachan]

I saw that you like CaliTex/TexaCali, so I was wondering if I could request some Texas-centered (he’s my fav if you can’t tell-) TexaCali hc’s? :D

*completely fine if not, have a great day/night!! (ggGRAHHHH TIMEZONES-)*

omg hi!! YES, I'D LOVE TO TELL U MY HEADCANONS

I know I've been only drawing Cali, but Texas is actually my fav too with Cali being in second, Alaska in third, Louis in fourth, and Gov in fifth!

I feel like Texas is my fav because I am a born and raised Texan tho... but I can't help it! I love him sm.

Anyway, I had to organize my thoughts about my Texas and TexaCali headcanons, so be prepared to read!

Texas headcanons (and some Austin ones too cuz I couldn't help it ^^;;)

I think my version of Texas is kind of unconventional but I love it and it has me giggling with glee, kicking my feet, and twirling my hair, so by the God I don't believe in, I'm going to continue thinking this way!

First, I love to think of Texas as a secret softie. I think of him more as a cat person because he likes that they're independent animals and he can't help but pet them when he sees them around the Statehouse or one of his other Texan homes (he keeps cat food on hand just in case) but keeps his cool when the other states are near by.

I think a funny headcanon of mine is: because of the incoming Californians coming to his state, I feel like that's subconsciously influencing his attitude and preferences a bit and it drives him kinda crazy cuz he'll catch himself thinking or acting a certain way and then curse California under his breath when he realizes why he's being weird. He'll deny it to anyone, but he'll somehow find himself going to more art centered festivals, listening to indie music, eyeing eco-friendly alternatives (cars, clothing, materials, etc.), has urges to go to the beach, and most annoying of all - somehow finds himself scrolling through Disney and Pixar movies to watch (to Austin's amusement).

He built a cute artsy home in Austin for Austin and he let him decorate the place because he wanted Austin to have a "safe space" and a place for himself. So Austin would go there to wind down, paint, do DIY projects (and give some of his creations to Texas and Cali), and go thrift shopping. Austin would totally help Texas pick out some outfits and make him participate in painting something while listening to local, indie, and underground music. Texas would deny it, but he likes that someone is looking out for him and he doesn't mind the painting because it's feels very traditional/cultural and meditative.

Texas also definitely has a beach house at South Padre Island! SpaceX has set up Starbase near there and now it's become a hotspot for rocket launches, so he goes there to watch the launches, hang out at restaurants and bars near the pier, and goes fishing. (I mention this because I feel like no one ever mentions Texas beaches and I feel like going to the beach is another place Texas goes to hang out or wind down.)

Gardening is another hobby I can picture Texas doing. Like for Austin's house, he mowed the front lawn, planted some flowers, and created a garden with low maintenance plants and a mini greenhouse for his backyard.

ALSO, I love thinking of him as a secret geek/nerd! I feel like because he has NASA, SpaceX, and a lot of tech companies are moving to Texas, he's becoming a lot more tech-savvy and very invested in technology development (which is super cool to me) but this also means he's getting into building computers and geeking out about computer parts and stuff which - somehow makes sense in my brain but not really logically - gets him into the MCU! I could totally imagine him watching Captain America or The Avengers and being invested in the lore and keeping up with the movies with Austin. I mean, he's not a die-hard fan that'll read all the comics, but he (or actually more so Austin) would prob look up extra context for scenes that need more explaining and discuss it with each other!

Which ties into -

My TexaCali headcanons (Texas-centered)

I'd like to think that Cali finds out about Texas' geek side on accident in the most unexpected way. Like, Cali could be on the phone in the Statehouse living room, loudly debating with Florida on the phone about Deadpool & Wolverine — talking about the potential connections to the MCU future, and Texas would overhear their discussion about Loki and mumbles under his breath to Austin (a bit more louder than he thinks) in disbelief: "Pfft, of course Loki is coming back!" which makes Cali drop his phone in shock, stumble over to Texas, and demands to know how much he knows and how and when did this happen???

It's cute to imagine that Tex and Cali would hang out or have picnics at their beaches. They would watch rocket launches and go volunteer at the Sea Turtle Inc together at South Padre Island and Cali would take him on strolls on his beaches, teach him how to surf, and watch the sunrises or sunsets there (or back in Texas) on the back of Texas' truck with a cooler between them that has [insert alcoholic drinks here], sandwiches, and ice cream (idk any specific drinks, but ik they would be drinking some lol).

omg, and that when Cali realizes Tex is very deprived of validation and praise, he showers Tex in them which makes Tex feel insecure/unsure at first because he thinks Cali is only saying those things to be nice and not because he actually means it. After much reassurance though, Tex begins to love the praise and melts every time Cali says something endearing and positive about him! <3

annnnnnd, that's all I can think of atm! I did my best to make the TexaCali hc's Texas centered but I love em together so muchh lol

Hope you enjoyed reading this! ^^

P.S. if this somehow inspired someone with some ideas for fanfics, pls write some! I need more TexaCali fics in my life plsss TT.TT

[doodle17]

My new job has been way harder than I would like it to be... For those curious, I'm currently working for my city. We basically mow lawns, clean the parks etc. From 7AM to 4PM (I only work 7 to 12 tho) The first day was easy, second day was okay, today was ROUGH.

If it wasn't already obvious, I draw and play video games in my spare time so I have, humilating, weak arms. I can't do as much as I would like to without getting help from the guys I work with. Which wouldn't be an issue if any of them could actually lend a fuckin hand around here.

I've only been here for 3 days, I have no experience with doing yard work other than lawn mowing, weed pulling, and again, weak girl arms over here. It's really hard to get their attention because I'm about 75% certain they're either really deaf or purposefully ignoring me and my sister when we ask for help.

I wish I could be working with the older guys who hired me. 1. Because they actually walk you through what you need to do and let you do things for yourself. And 2. Because, well.... Teenage boys, man. They're just a NIGHTMARE to work with. It's like they have no fucking clue how to communicate basic instructions or demonstrations. They either make me feel stupid or make me realize how stupid THEY can be. There's never an in between.

[papaziggy-devblog]

Yknow I played the demo and I thought it was exaggerating when we thought he genuinely couldn't see us with how tall he is. Then I looked at the character sheet and saw 6'9

6'9!!!!

Holy shit I am like a centimeter shorter than 5'1 and people call me short. If he isn't constantly aware of where I am, he would accidentally mow me over like a damn lawn mower.

For reference sake so everyone can know that what I'm saying is a possibility.

THE TOP OF MY HEAD CAN BARELY REACH HIS PECKS.

HOW MANY TIMES HAS HE HIT A DOOR FRAME?

When the hell did he start getting tall to the point of absurdity? Like I gotta climb to reach the top cabinet, when did he need to start bending over for the shower?

If I offered to help him shower without neck pain, I would need a ladder. Harper spare me a few inches, please, it would help us both out.

If he held me like a sack of potatoes to kidnap me, I wouldn't be able to do shit. His height alone puts him in a advantage and if he works out then we would need a gun or poison to get away.

(Harper if you ever hurt me I will sucker punch your balls, your height gives me the perfect position for it)

Heuheuheuh he a toll boi-o

Funny thing, at one point there was a bug where Harper popped up as even bigger

He really sprouted up his freshmen of high school, guy sprung up like a beansprout and he was like 6'5 by the end of his first year Kinda just gained a few more inches here and there until senior year when he hit 6'9

Harper would never hurt you tho, least not physically, he'd never forgive himself u3u

[xsoulxsilencex]

(a little late but I need to get that out of my drafts)

Ngl, when I watched ep 83 live, I really disliked it and watching it with subs later didn't completely change my mind about it either. I found the baby stuff dumb (why the heck did we need to see baby!Yudias poop in his diapers while everyone just stares at him?) but especially Yuna's attitude. A fake world or not, why was there a need to make her so baby crazy up to the point she just looked like a psycho? Also not a fan how she acted like some submissive wife to "Yuga" when her supposed to be husband didn't say a single thing in this delusion. Like if this is supposed to be her dream come true then why not have "Yuga" talk and properly interact with Yuna, maybe even showing some affection? All he did is work on his stuff, left the house to continue working on his stuff and in the end, lawn mowing.

The episode was honestly annoying until we reach the end of the duel and we get this scene:

The way Yuna says "a pretend family" while having her back turned away from the others but then turns around to face them with a smile, saying that "it was fun" and keep on smiling... As if Yuna wants to convince the others and herself that it was just some stupid illusion she played along with and not something she fell for it for real.

But then we see her having a slight sad look at the flowers when Yudias and co. left (before she goes back smiling and following the others).

So what to get from all of this? Yuna's deepest wish is to have a family with Yuga? But: Does Yuga even matter here tho? As mentioned before, he didn't say a single thing nor was really affectionate with Yuna in any way in her delusion. He just existed until he vanished. So maybe Yuna wants a family but Yuga's just there because he's her current crush so ofc he plays her hubby and father of their kids. Which makes me wonder what's with Yuna's family. Like does she still have parents or any kind of relatives? Or is she all alone? I mean, having no family could lead to you wanting your own family later. And maybe all the shit we saw could be explained by Yuna simply not knowing what a *good* marriage and family life is supposed to be because she never saw it before. But if that had been the writers' intention then they could've done that much better. And tbh, I have my doubts that they even put that much thought into it.

Ngl, I still don't like YugaYuna, I don't wish for it to ever become canon and I had hoped for this episode to play out a little different. (going more into the "Yuna wants to be relied on after relying so much on Rovian and Yuga so she acts like some teacher to the toddlers" direction instead of playing mama) But well, it is how it is now. I just can hope now that the writers will have Yuna get over Yuga before Go Rush ends. She left Rovian to be more independant and have room to grow. Can she now leave Yuga too? Because unless the writers pull the biggest bs, this love has no future at all so and there's no need for Yuna having to go through a heartbreak. Let her grow out of her crush so she can eventually say goodbye to Yuga as a good friend.

[beansnpeets]

I'm to the point where I think my relationship with Jon has come to an end.

I'm just not happy with him and while I love him and care about him, he just brings me down too much. I think I really just need to be alone at this point. And it's sad and I don't want to end it. We vibe together well for the most part, but there are too many things that I just can't keep dealing with anymore. He refuses to work on himself or make any positive changes. I'm just......not enjoying it anymore.

I just don't know what to do right now. I wish I could talk to him about stuff so we can work on it, but none of it is new or anything I haven't brought up to him before. He just either won't work on stuff or he digs his heels in and refuses to see when he's wrong.

Whenever we carpool he drives my car like an asshole and I HATE when he does that. If I say anything he tries to justify it and will absolutely do it again. Then we get home after work and I have to cook supper. Tomorrow is garbage day so I have to do the garbage. And he's sitting on the couch playing a video game. He can't do the garbage because he complains too much about scooping the litter boxes or he bitches about the garbage bags or whatever else. He can't cook to save his life. So I'm stuck doing everything. All the time. Even tho I work full time.

And his anger issues are increasingly frustrating to deal with. I'd rather just be alone and not have to listen to his ranting and yelling.

And I'm ashamed to say it, but even his health issues are becoming frustrating. He keeps having stuff going on and then I have to care for him even more than I already was AND everything else that I already deal with, which is literally everything. I do everything. It's too much of a burden on him to get him to do anything. He thinks doing my oil changes and mowing the lawn/shoveling the driveway is equal to literally everything else. I just.....can't anymore.

[thegeminisage]

long ass post major spoilers tldr i beat it

ok, i've got an hour, time to get started on the end of this game 😤

first straight to lookout landing to introduce purah and mineru.......

or no wait since im here and havent done it in awhile ill swing by the great fairy. if theres any armor i can possibly upgrade i really need to do that lol

okay there isn't really. lol. after pikmin 4 i am gonna need to farm so many materials......

okay, i cooked some food but i dont actually have anything useful so most of it is just atk up/def up/health refills. only a few anti-gloom foods, which is sure to get my ass kicked...

now i guess i just........dive in...................................

im nervous.

i dont have a lot of weapons and bows rn either but whatever ig!!! surely nintendo will provide. i have the master sword fused with one of the light dragon parts so she can fight with me in every possible way!!! also i think the durability wont be affected when it's in its glow mode which it will be down there

thunderstorm as i walk up to the castle lol. classic

alright. WELL. geronimo.

wow that really is. a long way down. okay.

okay hold on wait there's a spot missing on my map. do i get a fucking lightroot down here? i just check. it is so high up. probably unclimbable. do i need to dive again? i'm diving again. fast traveling to the shrine above this time

the bg ambience down here is fucking freaky btw

ok, i got it this time. whew.

back down i go. yeesh.

my neighbors pick NOW to mow their lawn. fuck me sideways

oh im already one heart lost. this floor is COVERED in gloom...

THE FIGHT MUSIC THO...damn

ugh, four hearts down and only two recovery items...yikes. i'm gonna get my ass beat fr but i don't have time to go farm sundelions nor do i want to rn

i can't figure out where to go. i went down a hole with monsters bc that seemed like the only route but now i can't find a way to proceed

did my sword just RING at me??????

fi girl what is going on

oh fuck me there's a gloom lynel

okay yeah no. this isn't gonna work. i need to fucking go farm fucking sundelions. UGH im so mad about it

okay. farmed. going to cook. jesus fuck

COOKED. warping back to the lightroot. bet that mf lynel refilled its stupid health

it did.

I GOT HIM.......ohhh it broke my sword to do it :( i didnt know it could break when it was powered up like that. but i got him...

but now where do i...?

this doesn't feel right. i feel like i'm just heading back into the depths. probably fought that lynel for no reason at all. but i'm scared to look up a walkthru bc of spoilers :(

ok, i did find a guide and i think this is the right way? im scrolling down like one line at a time lol

THE POWER OF A SAGE CANNOT REACH YOU??? OH THIS IS DEFINITELY THE RIGHT WAY

it was way too crowded with all of them but now i feel verrry alone

I FOUND HANDS................

ohhhh i do not want to fight phantom ganon in this gloom covered arena. i do not want to

but with no sages...i can't get across without engaging...

OKAY. THE GOOD NEWS. KILLED THE HANDS. THE BAD NEWS. PHANTOM GANON CHASED ME UP TO THIS HIGH SPOT

GOT HIS ASS!!!! gibdo bone arrows you motherFUCKER

ok, i got across the room...

wait. this looks familiar

THE MUSIC!!!! THIS IS IT THIS IS WHERE I STARTED..................

GLOOM REDEADS!!!!! not today motherfuckers. im not getting jumped im NOT getting jumped

the murals...i can blow up the rocks now

OH MY GODDD.....

the imprisoning war, zelda healing the sword, and becoming a dragon...she WALKED RIGHT PAST THESE with her ALREADY HAVING DONE IT in the past, not knowing she was about to do it again in her own future...oh my god im gonna be SICK

oh that is a big hole.

WAIT...THIS IS THE HOLE SHE FELL DOWN........

WHY IS THE MUSIC DOING THIS...im scared someone come hold my hand

oh my god. the torch zelda dropped is at the bottom of this hole.

im picking it up and im fucking giving it back to her

it JUST keeps going down....

oh god another big jump. OKAAAYYYYY

what IS that..............

DEMON ARMY??? BY MYSELF?????

OH MY GODDDDDDD MY BESTIES!!!! THE GANG IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck me im welling up. ive never been more glad for a crowded screen

got my master sword back. fused with zelda's horn. refilled my health. THIS IS ITTTTTT

ROUND TWO!!!!!! IM NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHINGGGG

round three is redeads. i am afraid of some things actually

im not getting jumped. i am NOT getting jumped. ive been playing this game for 200 hours and they havent got close enough to jump me yet i AM NOT GETTING JUMPED.

oh my god this music is AMAZINGGGG

AND I DIDN'T GET JUMPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROUND FOUR!!!!! bring it bring it bring it

BOSS RUSH?

oh my god no...NOOOO my besties.........

i'm alone again :( and with seven minutes until my sword recharges...

ah. i can't save here

oh my god THERE HE IS!!!!!!

the music...

dehydrated voice is so much better

OHHHH MY GOD HE DRANK SOME WATER.....THIS IS FROM THE TRAILERS........

does he have black nail polish on his fingers AND TOES? get it girl

THEY REVIVIED MY MASTER SWORD.......

zelda's with me 😭😭😭 this one's for you babygirl

this music is so quiet and sinister wtf...........

is he. IS HE FLURRY RUSHING ME??

THAT'S MY TRICK, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.........

phase one DOWN. eat gibdo bone my guy

DEMISE FORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM ABSOLUTELY WAILING THEYRE PLAYING THE OOT GANONDORF MUSIC LIKE IM GENUINELY WELLING UP

HIS HEALTH BAR?????????????????????????????????????????

TULIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! right as the botw theme plays omg

YUNOBOOOOOO

SIDON AND RIJU.........ONE MORE

AND MINERU!!!! there she IS!!!!! six on one babey

HALFWAY THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cutscene reward

no no no not my besties again

DID HE JUST BREAK MY HEARTS FR???

ohhh the calamity ganon theme!!!

hylian shield badly damaged. GREAT.

i can't get him with my sword. he always does that slowmo thing backwards. but i CAN get him with my lynel bow and gibdo arrows >:)

she died as she lived: running away from the bad guy and shooting at him over her shoulder

GOT HIS ASS!!!!!

OHHHH HE'S GONNA SWALLOW IT...........

i knew this was coming bc of spoilers but it's still incredible. that man just put his whole fist down his throat 😳

compare that to the dainty way zelda swallowed hers lol...

DID THIS MF JUST EAT ME???

wait...his dragon form...is just the calamity???

TIME?? LOOP??????????????

the tune from the trailers........

oh my god okay he's a normal dragon. i was about to start having heart palpitations

i just STRAIGHT UP. for real burst into tears. i have to pause

zelda came to help me................................you go 200 hours thinking she doesn't know or remember you but she RESCUED me she CAUGHT ME.........she's so little compared to him oh god.......

AM I CONTROLLING HER?? WE'RE FLYING TOGETHER...........

accidentally jumped off.

THE MUSIC. THE SAXOPHONE. I'D GIVEN UP ON EVER SEEING IT AGAIN THAT'S GOTTA BE MY MF BINGO

i'm literally crying too much to fight him rn

oh man landing on his back hurts me...how tf am i supposed to get him

one weak spot down. three to go. she literally catches me...literally there's saxophone...

two more! every time she catches me i start bawling again. this is so embarrassing like there are literally tears on my face as i play this. i didn't know she was gonna do that. i knew he turned into a dragon but i didn't know she was gonna help me

she is literally still in there after 10,000 years. her 100 in hyrule castle must feel like nothing in comparison

man and him in the ouroboros position every time...

BLOOD MOON????

RIGHT INTO HIS FOREHEAD JUST LIKE WIND WAKER

bro i am FUCKING sobbing

dark beast ganon theme.

HOLY SHIT...THE EXPLOSION....IS EVERYBODY OKAY??????

oh my god oh my GOD...THE PEOPLE WHO LOVE HER

ARE GONNA CHANGE HER BACK

his arm..............

I CAUGHT HER.......FINALLY.......CATHARSIS...................

IN HIS AAAAAARMS

OH GOD FI......

quest status find princess zelda: complete. i'm losing it. i found her. fucking found her.

she's HOME.

CREDITS ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im trying to collect myself during this time. when i say i am fucking sobbing i am not exaggerating. i am boohoo wailing with tears rolling down my fucking face. legend of zelda tears of ME because of this GAME!!!!!!!

i dont even care that they broke the lore. ok i do care a lot actually but whatever. whatever.

THE CREDITS ARE SO GOOD..........all the shots of link touching people's hands!!!!!!!!!!

AND THEIR HANDS FIXING ZELDA.....

AND CATCHING HERRRRRRRRR

the end...........

OH POST CREDITS CUTSCENE.......

mineru....there goes mom #4, twice

NOOOO IF SHE CRIES IM GONNA GET STARTED AGAIN

oh my god. that was amazing

this is my first time seeing the title screen. i haven't closed the game once since may 12

oh my god that was AMAZING. i am sitting here in total awe!!!!!!!

NOW i can finally enjoy zeldatube again.....i can hear all the theories........i can pirate this mf SOUNDTRACK HOLY SHIT. but first i gotta update my bingo board

wow. what a game

[pumpkin-bread]

I worked in the yard a bit today, finally finished the 2 part job of mowing the lawn and also set up a second seating area where there was previously just a bunch of dangerous garbage from prev tenants

I'm. SO TIRED. My disability is flaring up massively. I actually can't really lift my right arm right now but just because of fatigue.

I'm... proud of myself tho I guess. It was so ugly.

I still need to move/get rid of more of the prev tenants' stuff, dead flower pots and such, but I hope to reuse them mostly and put some tomatoes and stuff in.

It's so hard to do on my own but I'm trying really hard too

[knowlessman]

shake n bake alabamia (bnha) s2e4-5 let's find out what a fucking cavalry battle is

yeah yeah 80% of the world is superheroes ever since the shiny nation attacked wtf is a cavalry battle I don't wanna google it I want you to tell me -- reel 'em in with the melody (skipskipskip)

"I want you to tell them 'I am here!' mow it in the lawn if you have to!"

deku I think it might take a little more than luck to drag a hunk of metal with you a whole race and then figure out a way to use it to go really fast right at the end. people keep underselling themselves in this.

…these are some weird rules. also holy shit this looks unsafe with the headbands around the neck. are they actually supposed to carry each other? how the hell are they sposed to get the headbands? -- "you'll get a red card for trying to make people fall over" ?????????????????????? I started this episode with one question and I keep getting more. also it's hard enough to get kids with quirks not to try to kill each other, how in fuck do you decide whether an "attack" is meant to get someone to fall?

dude. I know healing powers exist but still, why are they letting you smoke indoors, and right in people's faces no less

"how do you not know your own class's powers???" 'XD vegeta gonna vegeet

flying horse? not sure what other plan there is with uraraka tbh -- well, it's not like this is that different from deku's plan with picking iida -- (I keep trying to remember the gadgeteer girl's name from danganronpa 3 so I can call hatsume that but tbph maybe that's for the best anyway)

"I just need one more person" WHAT ARE THE RULES OF THIS GAME, THE DIAGRAM SHOWED THREE PEOPLE -- dontbeminetadontbeminetadontbemineta -- birdman, yesssssss, this oughta be cool (also it's not mineta thank fuck)

oh fuck, part of me wants to see todoroki win. it helps that iida is on his team (even tho I'm a little disappointed about this "I'm your rival now too" thing)

really, tsu? mineta? : /

that's literally one of the butler bot npc's from the paris map I stg (like granted it's not a complicated design but still)

"before we get deku, let's kill all these guys (who are literally just playing the hand they were dealt with half a brain)" easy there vegeets, you get red flags that way -- I guess props to class A for figuring out, between them, how to set up a team that lets bakugo do whatever he wants; for sure, no team with him in it is going to last longer than it takes for him to fall off otherwise

"I shift Shoji into attack mode and attack your headbands directly!"

"team midoriya has nowhere left to go!" WHAT. ARE. THE. RULES. TO. THIS. GAME. is this fucking calvinball, or does every high school in japan play this and somehow it's never shown up in any other anime I've heard of, or what?

…we just did this. didn't we just do this last episode? -- oh, cool. hell, I feel like they're trying to set up neito as a dick but I don't see much reason not to like him yet

neito gotta stop pushing them buttons or we're gonna need a backup planet

o_o dang, wasn't expecting iida to even have chips to put in

sigh "the difference between having goals you can plan for and just bloodymindedly grasping for the moon while answering everything but perfection with violence" so disappointingly american

I wasn't really reading too close when they explained how the points work, but it is pretty damn weird that there's a ten million point headband and (judging by the margins on the scoreboard) no others that even go up to ten thousand. damn near rowlingesque; hell, even the snitch could be overtaken (granted, only by somebody willingly throwing the game)

"Tokoyami!" "Kaminari!" "DEKUUUU!" "Bakugo!" Donkey!

"TIME UP!" bakugo faceplants 'XDDDDDD shouldn'ta got sidetracked, vegeet

…wait when did gamzee get here. did neito throw his points to him? was this a relay race pony express shell game thingy??? we still don't know what shinso's mOtHeRfUcKiNg quirk is yet

CONSOLATION POINTS TO GRIFFINPUFF. good show, birdman, good show

hm. interesting convos in next episode, I expect. officially learning some things about todoroki and endeavor. gonna have to be next time, unfortunately; 's late.

[asoulofatlantis]

So I've told you when I first played the original game I was dating Yukari and I did not regret it, but I have to admit that this whole issue was a bit annoying. Although I say it can be forgiven after you find out the reasons for it.

They did cut out any cutscenes in the portable version it seems... and I guess it doesn't matter since the love-hotel-scene does not give the same feeling if you playing a straight female character... but somehow I still think it sucks we won't get that iconic scene. Its like cutting Aeriths death from the original FF7 or the "Hahaha" - scene from Final Fantasy X or... you get what I mean XD

We really skipped the whole fun of this whole love-hotel situation...

The reason Yukari is non-negotiable on this full moon is that scene that you get with her in the love-hotel-room. So here it just seems odd that you have to take her with you no matter what.

Oh! I guess I take it back. We still get the scene... (Well not the cut-scene but at least the scene...)

But it would be odd wouldn't it? If Yukari was under the shower here too... given that we can not date her as a female character and thus it would not make much sense that our desires go in her direction. It was a whole different story in the original where you played Makkoto... but here...

O-Oh. Okay. Uhm... makes sense.

But uh... what if I had not brought him along? Would I have gotten Junpei despite the fact that he isn't datable either? O.o

I had to google that and you can actually get Junpei. Ooooookay?

The implication... XD

I just randomly broke the Mirrors and after two failures the game actually tells you what to look out for. Nice of you, game! XD

He is really embarrassed, I guess XD Gotta love that.

This came totally out of the sudden and makes even less sense if you are as far in his Link-Events as I am.

You are just the teacher! Imagine how we students feel about it!

Why does stuff like this always end up with an explosion that frees the "monsters"?

In fact, I am almost 20 levels above you XD (Tho I have been using en Experience-Points-Multiplier because I wasn't in the mood for all the grinding this game needs XD I would still be some levels above him, even without that tho. Just... much less ^^'

I've started gathering the stuff for my suitcase this morning. Only two weeks left before my vacation finally starts. After that I've mowed the lawn in my parents garden and now I have headage so... I guess I stop for now.

[redrobin-detective]

Me at any point in my life: MY HOUSE IS FILTHY!!! BITCH YOU LIVE LIKE THIS? DISHES IN THE SINK! DIRT ON THE FLOOR! SOCKS ON THE FLOOR!! HOW DARE THIS PLACE LOOK LIVED IN!!!!

[kisuga]

“STACY’S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN ON!”

atsumu, sugawara, iwaizumi, daichi

cw: +17, the reader is stacy’s mom, simping, V SUGGESTIVE not smut tho, go listen to the song.

“stacy, can i come over after school? we can hang around by the pool. did your mom get back from her business trip? is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip?”

atsumu knew he was down bad from the moment he saw you sucking on the cherry so lewdly. you sat on the yard chair beside the pool, eating some fresh fruit. your white button down revealed your cleavage, and your hair was tousled due to being up for so long. you were absolutely alluring. atsumu could feel himself get riled up, and the scorching hot weather was surely not helping him. this was why he wanted to come over. you were ravishing for your age. mature and sophisticated too! he knew that tricking your daughter into thinking he liked her was downright roguish. but it wasn’t his fault you’re so hot!

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“stacy, can’t you see you’re just not the girl for me. i know it might be wrong but i’m in love with stacy’s mom.”

suga was so sorry, he really was. he didn’t expect himself to be fantasizing over you instead of your daughter. his heart raced, his hands got clammy, and he yearned to feel you against him. it’s amazing that your daughter hadn’t caught on, especially when koushi’s eyes always shot down to your ass when you walked away. he simply felt no attraction towards her. all the effort he put into making himself presentable was for you.

-

“stacy do you remember when i mowed your lawn? your mom came out with just a towel on. i could tell she liked me from the way she stared. and the way she said ‘you missed a spot over there’”

iwaizumi simply thought he was doing honest work. helping out two great women and keeping their house pretty. that’s all. but he suddenly felt blood rush through him once he saw you. dewy skin shone as the white towel wrapped around you, barely hiding your upper thighs. hajime didn’t realize he was staring dumbly until you shouted ‘you missed a spot!’. you gazed at him curiously, admiring his toned muscles. maybe you’ll ask him to clean the rain gutters too.

-

“and i know that you think it’s just a fantasy but since your dad walked out your mom could use a guy like me.”

daichi comforted your daughter through everything. he gave you his condolences too. but deep down, daichi was elated. thank god you left that sorry excuse of a man! now you’ll realize how good of a guy he is! he’d help cook dinner, fix your car, and even kiss your cheek goodbye before work. he just needed to wait till your daughter moves out, break up with her, and then he could do so much more for you.

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[coffeebeanwriting]

One of my story ideas that I've become really attached too just isn't working no matter which way I spin it... any advice?

What To Do When Your Story Just Isn’t Working

I can really relate to this (and I'm sure every writer out there can as well). My advice would be to figure out where the problem is rooted: Is your structure the problem? Is every scene important and pushing the plot forward? Are your characters doing purposeful actions, or just wandering about?

When I get stumped in my writing, it's usually my structure, pacing or my backstory having holes, therefore leaving me clueless as to why things are happening in my own story.

Consider the timeline of your story. Loosely following a structural guide can help keep your story on track and making every scene important to the story as a whole. There is Save The Cat, The Hero's Journey, The Three Act Structure and more.

Here's an image that I got from Pinterest (Three Act Structure) that I look back on when my story hits a wall or I feel like my scenes aren't making an impact. You don't have to follow it religiously, but it's a good tool to make sure that your story is actually progressing (rather than just a bunch of scenes with no forward movement towards the end).

Larger Image  More things to consider would be:

Character Goals

Does your character(s) have goals that they are perusing, therefore pushing the plot forward? The goal can be simple or extreme, but it is what begins their journey. They want to assassinate the king, or they just want to get a new job.

Passive characters are led by the events/plot of your story, whereas active characters have goals make decisions that force the story forward.

Begin to Fix Plot Holes

Find any contradictions, missing pieces of information that the reader (and you) need to know for it to make sense or add laws and rules. Sometimes our stories go through rough patches of not working because we haven't flush everything out enough.

Writing Prompts

Take your characters and put them in a scene that is completely separate from your story. You can follow a writing prompt or just explore a random event that you place them in. This can get your juices flowing, can be a nice stress reliver as it's just for fun and even bring to birth new ideas you never would have considered in the first place.

Scene Structure

Are you following a scene guide that ensures every part of your scene is important and needed in your story? Every action should have a reaction.

Your character needs to be in pursuit of something (a goal) in every scene, no matter how small or basic it is. Are they searching for an ancient relic, do they want a bowl of cereal from the kitchen or do they just want some peace and quiet on their day off?

They then face a conflict while trying to obtain their goal which leads to a negative or positive outcome (they get it or they don't). After dodging traps they find the ancient relic (positive), they are out of milk (negative), someone is outside mowing their lawn (negative).

They then have a moment to react which can be a quick display of emotion or a drawn out one. They kiss the ancient relic, in an upset motion they grab their keys to go to the grocery, the man who wanted quiet starts yelling out the window at the neighbors.

Then comes the reflection which can be as small as a single sentence or a long inner monologue on how your character feels about what just happened. They think about what they'll do next. The journeyman considers the possibilities of what he can do with the relic, the girl hungry for cereal curses herself for not remembering to get milk, the angry man considers going somewhere else to find quiet.

Lastly, there's the decision. What are their next steps, what have they decided to do? This sprouts a new goal and the cycle repeats. He's decided to use the relic's magic to help people in need, the cereal enthusiast goes and buys two cartons of milk instead of one, the angry man leaves to go to the library.

All those decisions set in motion new scenes.

I recommend looking at the page I linked because it goes into better detail. Once I started understanding scene structures, my story started flowing better and didn't have much room to get lost or astray.

Read More Books

When in doubt, read. Sometimes we're just out of brain juice and need to feel the excitement of a good book. See how they do things successfully (not unsuccessfully) and try to integrate that into our own writings.

I hope that helps and isn't too long and rambley. Thanks for the question! Instagram: coffeebeanwriting

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[thealtoduck]

Hey I saw your Luke Dunphy x male reader post. And I want to know if you can do a Luke Dunphy x male reader where Luke and the reader been friends since they're in preschool together. During those times Luke and the reader always say that they will get married one day to each other and become husbands but the adults always a strike it off. But as they grow up they became boyfriends in high school and after their graduation they immediately got married who leaves everyone shocked that they went through with it but at the same time happy that they're together.

Being Luke’s future husband…

Luke Dunphy x Male Reader

Warnings: none

Summary: You and Luke have been engaged for more than half your life and his parents don’t realise…

——

The thing about the two of you saying that your going to get married while you are two 5 year olds is that no one really takes you seriously.

Luke’s family just went along with it and it became kinda like a running joke (to them, the two of you were completely serious) like Claire would ask ”Hey Luke, what are you and Y/n doing upstairs” and he’d answer something like ”Were trying to find a good wedding band and a good song for our first dance, we were thinking maybe ”You Needed Me” by Anne Murray”.

And Claire would just nodd and go along with it as if you were really getting married (which you were but she didn’t realise).

Haley and Alex were aware tho as you and Luke had come to them for help with the planning. Haley for decoration advice and to Alex for help with a wedding budget.

As you and Luke got older the two of you started earning money by doing stuff like mowing neighbours lawns, babysitting, pet-sitting, etc.

Gloria was the only adult that realised the two of you were serious about the whole marriage thing and she wanted to be involved in helping the two of you plan which the two of you gladly accepted.

Whenever Manny wanted to take Luke so they could look at pretty girls Luke would always say no because he’s a taken man. Which Manny would respect.

Luke’s parents still didn’t even realise that the two of you were actually together while in high school even though you were really affectionate towards each other. But they wrote it off thinking ”They have always been affectionate towards each other since they were kids so it’s not different now”.

After high school the first thing Luke did was to propose to you, which his parents still thought was part of the long running joke.

They realised it wasn’t a joke when they were sitting in chairs at the wedding and you and Luke were reading your vows to each other. Phil leaned over to Claire and whispered ”They sure put a lot of effort in to this fake wedding” and that’s the moment Claire would realise and say ”Oh my god… i think this is a real wedding”.

They would then lean over to Haley who was crying seeing her baby brother and his long time best friend get married and ask if she knew it was real to which she would answer ”Are you two serious? They have literally been planning this since they were five”.

”Wait? You knew” Claire then asked shocked. ”Yeah, i’ve been helping them since they were like ten and they needed help with designing everything, Alex helped them with the budget, Gloria has helped them find a band, venue and all that stuff”..

Claire would then lean over to Jay, Mitch and Cam and ask the same thing ”Did you guys know this was a real wedding?”. They were all also suprised.

After that they just continued watching the wedding in confusion and saw the two of you say your I Do’s.

In the end they were still really happy for the two of you and knew that since you had basically been engaged for 13 years everything would turn out fine between you.

[hwanchaesong]

ATEEZ as your neighbors:

Kim Hongjoong:

before moving in your own house, the landlord said that you have a neighbor right beside your place

you were always ready to greet him

even baked cookies to give him as a present

but you never see him in his home

pretty sure that he comes home super late and goes to work even before the sun comes up

you finally got to meet him

in a bar (and you didn't know that it was him of course, you still haven't met the man for goodness sake)

apparently their group is celebrating a close friend's birthday tonight

you learned that his name is hongjoong

he works as a producer in this small yet famous company

you conversed and drank all night

when you had too much alcohol in your veins

you became bolder, kissing him and getting all touchy

his raspy "let's get out of here yeah?" was the last straw

let's just say that things got too spicy that night

the next day you woke up with a stubborn pain in your head

and soreness in between your legs

you realized that you are in someone else's home and bed

you can't remember much of the events last night

but you sure as hell remember that curtain you're seeing outside his bedroom's window

the man beside you stirred and opened his eyes, immediately smiling at you

"goodmorning beautiful"

"goodmorning neighbor"

Park Seonghwa:

shock is an underrated word for what you're feeling right now

because why on earth is a prince mowing his lawn?

at like, 8:30 in the morning

it's too early for that (or maybe because you're just too lazy to even stand up in your couch)

but not too lazy to gawk and stare at the pretty man

your landlord is definitely gonna pay for this

how dare she not tell you that you have an ethereal af neighbor

but no, you're shy, you don't have enough guts to approach him

and maybe because you're also scared that you'd make a fool out of yourself in front of him

don't you worry tho

he approached you first

because he saw your trash has been piling up in your backyard and that you have to recycle it

what a handsome clean freak

you grumbled words like 'ugh, so tiresome' bc you weren't really in the mood that day

he definitely heard that

and he reprimanded you like how a mom would when her child doesn't listen to her

basically, you have no choice but to do it

he helped you because cleaning is his lifetime mission

you formally introduced yourselves to each other afterwards

"well Seonghwa, thank you for your assistance. I owe you."

"well Y/N, as payment to my kindness, will you go on a dinner date with me tonight?"

Jeong Yunho:

he was coincidentally outside his house when he saw you move in

and being a social butterfly, he went to you and immediately told you that he'll help you carry your packages

at first you declined, because damn were you awestruck by this man, your heart palpitates whenever he smiles at you

and his voice is just UGH

ultimately you accepted his offer bc you really do need it

before he went back to his home for the day, he turned to you, told you his name before claiming that he will come back everyday

because he wants to help you until you're done and settled down

you smiled, told him yes and that you appreciate it so much

you watch him enter his house

then you squealed like a teenager in love, feeling giddy that someone like him is your neighbor

he saw your little ritual

thinking that you're adorable and that he's lucky to have you as his neighbor

and not some snippy old woman that would give him shit if he didn't give her food as a greeting

the next day, he did come and helped you with whatever you needed

the next day as well, and the next, next, next-

okay, that lasted for about a week

within a short span of time, you became accustomed to his sweet deep voice and addicting laugh

his warm hugs and dad jokes becoming all too familiar with you

damn, now you want to marry him (dw he wants to you to be his wife too)

but sad, cuz you don't have any reason for the two of you to hang out anymore

"please do tell me when you need me, I'll be there asap.

"well, I need you right now to be with me so-"

Kang Yeosang:

well well well

you didn't expect to be neighbors with this man

and you don't like it at all

you have beef with him like 3 years ago

but eh, you're not gonna move on bc you're petty like that

and that you were pretty devastated by his past actions and words

you see, the two of you went to the same college

typical bestfriend to crush scenario but it's one sided (the feelings arise from your end)

during a pre-graduation party, you confessed to him

and he rejected you, not only that but he completely humiliated you

he purposely made his voice louder to make sure that everyone can hear

"I befriended you because you're great in academics. And I needed that so I can pass. Now that we're graduating, you can now fuck off"

your self confidence and esteem were lost that day

you cried yourself to sleep everyday after that but then you decided to step up and change yourself

now here you are

rich, intelligent, drop dead gorgeous

any man would worship the floor that you just walked into

and that change is just what made Yeosang's jaw drop

you made eye contact with him (and shit he's still so pretty that it made your heart go one two one two)

"Y/N, hi, how have yo-"

"fuck off, Yeosang"

looks like he has to do a lot of making up to you

everyday a gift would appear at your doorstep

you are chill about it, not until you see that god forsaken strawberry milk that you two would always drink in your school's rooftop back in the days

you knocked furiously on Yeosang's door

"what do you think you're doing?!"

"making you forgive me, because I was an asshole back then. too scared to commit to the perfect woman. and now I want to get her back"

Choi San:

it's too early for this bullshit c'mon

why the fuck is there a dog poop in your pretty bermuda grass

whoever let their dog run amock in the middle of the night must be the suckiest dog owner of them all

you swallowed the disgust and cleaned that brown evil existence in your lawn

the next day, you woke up with an another bullshit

but make it worse

your precious plants were all torned into pieces, shredded like cheese

you were about to cry because of too much anger in your soul

but you're not gonna do that, you will do it a rational way

that night, you didn't sleep, not a wink

you waited for the perpetrator

at 11:16 PM, a cute shiba inu puppy got inside your garden using the space in between your fence

you cooed at first, then cursed when you saw the dog pee all over your garden

you watched as it exits your place, going back inside the house that is RIGHT NEXT TO YOURS

oh, you are so gonna give your neighbor a piece of your mind

the next day, you went to the house next door, knocked on the door and put a fake smile in your face

suddenly, a man (a charming one at that) opens the door and gives you a death defying smile

you almost forgot the reason why you're here in the first place (keyword: almost)

"hi neighbor, I'm Y/N, what's your name?"

"oh hello! we've never met before, I'm San!"

"well San, I am gonna bleed you dry"

the next few weeks, you made the man buy you new plants

not a problem on his side since he has a damned black card

and even made him tend to your garden

of course you helped him, you're not that heartless

you actually enjoy being with this adorably hot man child

after all the hard work, your garden is finally restored

"listen, I'm sorry that I made you do this but please, raise your puppy right so he won't terrorize any gardens anymore"

"it's kind of hard being a single parent you know, and since you told me that, would you like to help me raise Shiber?"

Song Mingi:

being patient is one of your forte

your line of work requires you to do so

being a medical worker is difficult, but seeing people be healthy again with smiles in their faces is truly worth it

one day, a man went to you for a check-up

you thought he was a gangster and was ready to call the guards

but then he smiled and asked you if he's gonna die soon

your main priority now is his safety and well-being

you asked him what happened

he told you that he accidentally choked when he was eating a darn lettuce

and now his throat is hurting like hell

you got worried bc what kind of sickness is that?

you've never encountered a patient like this before

you told him that he needs to get his throat checked

he's diagnosed with pharyngitis (which you think is not caused by the lettuce)

man's just relieved that he won't die

you prescribed him medicines and told him that he will feel better soon in no time

he came back after two weeks

now he's diagnosed with tonsilitis

you are now genuinely concerned with the man

bc what kind of shit is he putting in his digestive system for him to experience things like this

you found your answer soon

apparently, the baby sickly giant's your neighbor

you never saw him before and you thought that maybe your schedules don't fit enough for you to meet each other

then you watch him gobble ice cream up like there's no tomorrow

oh hell no

you ran to him, grabbed the ice cream, and threw it on the ground

he was gonna yell at whoever did that

but he saw your fuming face instead

he still thinks that you're adorable even when you're about to lose your mind

"stop eating cold ass foods! that's the reason why you always end up sick!"

"then can you please take care of me?"

Jung Wooyoung:

the handsome midget with an adorable smile is making you snap again

where on earth does he get the audacity to play rock music at 3 in the morning

it's set in the loudest volume, mind you

and you never really appreciated it when someone pulls you away from your dreamland

you get up from your comfy bed and went to your window

opening it and was about to yell

when you saw him dancing in his room

his curtain is swept to the sides, giving you a full view of his performance

it's a good one really, if it wasn't for his corny outfit

a bright idea dinged in your head

you went to grab your phone and recorded his mini concert

smirking to yourself when you got enough footage of his abnormalcy

you went to him the next morning and showed him the video

man pleads for you not to show it to anyone and even supported it with his knees

so you negotiated with him about your problem (now solved)

you are able to sleep without disturbance all night

one day you saw a poster for a dancing competition

you immediately thought of Wooyoung

when you asked him about it, he told you that he was getting ready for that contest

you felt bad for making him stop

so you told him to practice again, as a compensation you will stay with him and even accompany him at the d-day

you did all of that, and skip skip surprise! he won the competition

"congratulations Wooyoung! I'm so proud of you!"

"if you really are, then will you give me a kiss right here, in the lips"

Choi Jongho:

you love hearing your neighbor sing

it became your background music when you're cleaning

your lullaby when you have trouble sleeping

but you don't love it when you're studying

because you can't concentrate

all you can hear is his melodic voice singing ballads or belting out notes

"dEeP iN mY HeArT, DEep In mY SoUl"

so you went out of your way to buy earplugs that you can use to block the (angelic) noises

because you're kinda scared to approach your neighbor and scold him for disturbing you

you have seen him a handful of times

tall, intimidating and overall buff af (and incredibly handsome as well)

even saw him break an apple with his bare hands, squeezed an orange for juice, and break a watermelon in half by punching it

so yeah, you don't want your fate to turn out like those poor fruits

and yeah, you didn't expect your door to be taken down that night

by the one and only, lo and behold, the great Choi Jongho in all his glory

glory means him with only a towel in his waist, soap in his body, and shampoo in his hair

your brain malfunctioned and all you can do is stare at his well defined muscles

but he cut your fantasy short when he said that he needs to use your shower ASAP bc his suddenly went out of water

so you guided him to your bathroom

while he was busy rinsing, you on the other hand is busy making your heart calm down

but he's not gonna let you chill, no way

he saw the way you stared at him and that made him smirk, thinking what other effect he has on you

that night you realized how much of a tease your neighbor is

fresh out of the water, only a towel in his waist (again) he leaned in and whispered a 'thank you' in your ear while droplets of water dripped on you

"what the fuck?! oh god, please put some clothes on!"

"pft, stop acting like you didn't like it. don't worry, you'll see more of this from now on"