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can I be so honest. can I be so real. is this a safe space.

I don't actually think that a 21 year old hooking up with a 30 year old is that bad. I don't think it's a problem the way people make it out to be. that's two legal adults having sex, chief.

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*gordon ramsey at a kink party voice* cockwarming? you call this warm? it's bloody burnt that thing is. you've cremated it, it's naught but fucking ashes! *turns around and sees a pup* for fucks sake there's animals in the kitchen too. he's got fucking paws and he could cook a cock better than you

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hey. sorry for calling you "my subject" at your family dinner. i'm not sure if i meant it in a princess way or a scientist way but either way it was definitely a sex thing for me

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The wunky conductor

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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

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they laid off the shrimp who fried rice. yeah. he’s out of wok now

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i keep seeing misinformation about this, so: queerplatonic relationships do not have a set definition. the name comes from the idea that it's "queering" the platonic relationship, tailoring it to the individual relationships' own desires. it isn't necessarily romance lite, but it also isn't necessarily whatever definition you want to impose on it. the point of queering the platonic relationship is to break away from strict allonormative views on friendship, romance, and sex, not to make a new categorical box to fit in.

the answer to "what is a qpr?" is "whatever you want it to be." sometimes that is romance lite. sometimes it's a deeply committed friendship. sometimes it's friends who have a sexual relationship. sometimes it's based on an entirely different mode of attraction. sometimes it's fluid and impossible to put into words. it's whatever you want it to be. it's queer.

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"cummed" "jerked it" "bricked up right now" and other beautiful things that your friends can say to you when u post something crazy

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Just ripped the underwear (paper bag) off my whimpering twink (raspberry danish)

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we dumped tea into the harbor for less

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This sandwich just made me cum

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Some friendly maybe nsfw reminders your parents never told you

1) Always pee right after sex to prevent urinary tract infections!! (which are very ouch)

2) Do not use soap to clean a vagina!! They are self-cleaning and just need water. Soap can lead to yeast infections!! (No me gusta)

3) Some people (like me) are allergic to latex. Don’t let this keep you from using a condom tho! There are also lamb skin (which are really expensive and smell bad) and polyisoprene (like SKYN, not too expensive) options available! Safe sex is important!!

4) If you use sex toys, make sure to keep them clean after each use! Because clean is good!

5) MOST IMPORTANTLY!! Before any sort of sexual activity make sure all parties involved give enthusiastic consent!! Trying new things can be fun but make sure everyone is okay with whatever you’re doing!! NO CONSENT NO SEX!!!

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oh, sex? actually, can you just beat me up homoerotically so i can go home and jerk off about it later?

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A bat eared fox

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Love being a perverted faggot actually

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I'm a hater except for when I'm a lover

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One of my bad habits is if a guy’s shirt lifts up i WILL be looking at dat tummy and waistband