Just some gay weeb idjit. He/him. I forget, does this thing have a character limit? Uh hi I'm bi and autistic and that's basically it. I HAD an About page but it dematerialized because FB is the only social media site on the entire internet with both a usable interface and anybody on it, but tbh I doubt that post had anything else to say anyway.
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#xmas#carol of the FUCKING bells#I heard a rock version on the radio once it goes so fuckin hard#home for the holidays is good#ig winter wonderland is okay#ooh ooh santa baby love that one
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I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble
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My favourite little x men thing is when someone is like "Give up, Magneto! You stand no chance against this plastic weapon/gun/suit I have built!"
And Magneto is like "I see. Whatever will I do."
and throws the surrounding infrastructure at them.
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currently doing Tali's mission.
wowww, game really wants us to hate this one quarian admiral guy who wants to *checks notes* try and find a new homeworld so his species can stop living off fumes and desperation, rather than focus on starting a losing war to take back their original home planet from the slaves killbots that they made that revolted went rogue
they're so allergic to everything that they have to wear spacesuits inside their own ships that they made for themselves to live in but "nah, it's far more important that we devote ourselves to Keeping What's Ours and Taking Back the Alamo"
thought I was gonna be doing Tuchanka next, doing Mordin's and Grunt's missions, but ended up doing Jack's and Jacob's since they're on the way/in the area
Jack's was... I mean, idk, not much that wasn't expected. obv the Illusive Man washes his hands of it, and is oh so convincing abt it. Jacob's... yeah dang this is a bummer. Lord of the Flies with Flowers for Algernon with Heart of Darkness, so many different bad vibes going on
#knowless plays mass effect#this may be a spicy take but#the mass effect series is as obsessed with genocide as the witcher is with rape#like it just keeps coming up you can't swing a stick without hitting an entire subplot about it#will never get over playing witcher 3 on gamepass and being like wtf my medieval trading cards are talking about rape#I mean at least the witcher clearly and consistently (?) portrays rape as A Bad Thing?#(idk the witcher well enough or tbph have enough faith in it to make that statement without qualifying it)
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thought I was gonna be doing Tuchanka next, doing Mordin's and Grunt's missions, but ended up doing Jack's and Jacob's since they're on the way/in the area
Jack's was... I mean, idk, not much that wasn't expected. obv the Illusive Man washes his hands of it, and is oh so convincing abt it. Jacob's... yeah dang this is a bummer. Lord of the Flies with Flowers for Algernon with Heart of Darkness, so many different bad vibes going on
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Sometimes u just gotta make yourself a quesadilla and move the fuck on
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okay, got past it and the scions and the praetorians. eventually. fuckers can't even make a decent just-let-me-progress-through-the-game mode?
like, I did get the full squad and get up to that one fight on the "abandoned" collector ship on Insanity mode. I'm not that bad at this kind of game (or, usually, quite this impatient; I have been running at enemies a bit more). it's just obnoxiously difficult. the damage and health numbers are simply weighted too strongly against the player, even on the easiest difficulty.
it has been a hot minute, but I finally got a new controller and have resolved to give this shitty harbinger fight ONE (1) more try on asshole mode and then if it doesn't pan out, flip the game difficulty all the way to Casual for the remainder of this playthrough because fuck this entire game
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I am still dying
I think it is forgetting that I changed the difficulty each time it reloads the save too
it has been a hot minute, but I finally got a new controller and have resolved to give this shitty harbinger fight ONE (1) more try on asshole mode and then if it doesn't pan out, flip the game difficulty all the way to Casual for the remainder of this playthrough because fuck this entire game
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changed my mind. I don't remember the controls, but I remember not liking them. switching it now, fuck the achievement, the police, and the space police in particular
it has been a hot minute, but I finally got a new controller and have resolved to give this shitty harbinger fight ONE (1) more try on asshole mode and then if it doesn't pan out, flip the game difficulty all the way to Casual for the remainder of this playthrough because fuck this entire game
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it has been a hot minute, but I finally got a new controller and have resolved to give this shitty harbinger fight ONE (1) more try on asshole mode and then if it doesn't pan out, flip the game difficulty all the way to Casual for the remainder of this playthrough because fuck this entire game
#knowless plays mass effect#TUMBLR FIX YOUR TAG AUTOCORRECT#I TYPE KNOW AND KNOWLESS PLAYS MASS EFFECT SHOWS UP AND. THEN. DISAPPEARS. WHAT IS THIS
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Yeah, every single person should boycott Five Guys. Corporate fired the Mexican employee instead of having a fucking spine.
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