#they look so awkward when they kiss to say hello 😂

[ladyfeliciamontague]

Watching murder in Provence because I love Nancy Carroll and as a French, it’s hilarious

[hanafubukki]

I binged your Lilia with a baby daughter and I couldn't get enough. Can you imagine if General Lilia gets yeeted into that timeline and he finds out that not only did his future self marry a human but also actually have a child with her. If current timeline Half Faces are already kinda rare so imagine from his time where he's at war with them. Also how Lilia's little girl interacting with her Papa (who isn't really her Papa but also isn't lmao) Also, MC who he is married to. I just wanna see his Tsun Tsun ass be flustered but confused lmao. Ok, thank youuu!

[referring to these posts: 1, 2, and 3]

Hello Anonie 🌺🌷🌻

I'm happy that you enjoyed them anonie! I had a blast writing them. 🌟💚

Ohhhh Anonie you guys know how to hit my weak spots 😂💕💜 Babies, General Lilia, time travel shenanigans oh my 🤣💚 You and me 🤝 wants to see General Lilia tsun tsun butt be flustered mwah chef kiss.

General Lilia being sent to the future is a curse and a blessing...depending on who you ask 😂 jkjk

Just thinking about it and I just?? Love the thought of General Vanrouge meeting a new born baby or up to a 1 year old. Something about him just holding her with these awkward hands just has me so soft 😩🥹

But then I also think our Lilia might be possessive and go ‘My Baby’ on him, even though that’s literally himself 🤣

I have so many thoughts sooo many on how General Vanrouge’s reaction to Malleus and Silver could go, and even Sebek. But more so on Malleus and Silver. Also his reaction to his future self too, you know??

In reverse, our Lilia’s reaction to his past self. It can go many ways as well. Depending on how General Vanrouge reacts. Papa instincts ✨

But we’ll skip that because this ask is about baby and General Vanrouge ✨✨

A part of me thinks that our Lilia is going to just yeet the baby at his past self. Deja vu right?? Don’t worry, he knows himself and knows the General will catch the little one.

After flicking Lilia on the forehead for his actions and letting Mal and Sil deal with him, you go to the General who’s frozen. He caught her of course, but he seems stumped on what to do.

You can’t blame him really. After being in war and seeing and dealing with what he has. This peace and quiet must be new, not to mention being in the future.

So you go to him and as gently as possible, making sure to not frighten him, move his hands so he’s more comfortably holding the baby.

Unknown to him, but his eyes softened as the little one curled into him while making cooing noises. You know your Lilia is taking a bunch of pictures.

“See? You’re a natural.”

He looks at you in disbelief but you can see the amazement in them too.

You tell him how he has no choice but to hold the baby now because she will cry if you move her from her new favorite spot. He flusters a bit at that.

Time goes on, General Vanrouge wears casual clothing and hangs up his armor temporarily after Lilia had a talk with him. His weapon is with him, you all understand why. His need to protect what’s his is engraved even though he doesn’t see it yet.

[Sometimes you see your Lilia looking at the armor. His eyes mixed with emotions. You simply lay your head on his shoulder; he kisses your hand]

The General gets attached to your daughter. She babbles at him and pulls at his hair. He tries not to flinch. For someone who was against raising kids, the General doesn’t say anything when your daughter stuffs his hair into her mouth or drools on him as she sleeps.

Lilia’s proud, “that’s my girl!” is often heard.

At one point, you take pity on him. You take a hairbrush, running it carefully through his hair before tying it in a high bun. You fondly roll your eyes at the pout your Lilia has before taking your daughter to feed. For the General’s sake, you chose not to comment on his flustered expression.

Our Lilia is repeatedly saying “spoilers” which irritates the General whenever he asks a question. You get why it’s frustrating but the scene is rather funny and your baby girl’s laughter agrees with you.

“I won’t have you ruining my future! I’ll have you know I wouldn’t change anything for the happiness I have now, so you have to be patient.”

Malleus and Silver both have the sweetest smile. They know exactly what he means.

The General watches how his future self acts. You can see the slight scowl and twitch of his eyebrow. He’s questioning his whole existence.

What surprises you is his question to you.

“Are you sure you want to be married to that?”

“Hey!”

You laugh softly, tenderly tucking a stray strand behind his ear, “Yes. He’s you, isn’t he?”

The smile you give him then has him falling deeper unbeknownst to him.

Anabskdkds okay, but why am I the one flustered now?? Qbskwjwjejr 😂💞🥰

Ahhhhh this was longer than I expected but I had so many ideas and I wanted to especially include that last one 🥹💞

Thank you for sending this in Anonie 😭💚 Currently screaming into a pillow and rolling in bed. Ahhhhh 💞💞💞💚💚

[bite-sized-devil]

In the Philippines we have this pastry called "Mamon" (spelled with only 1 m in the middle) and it's like a muffin but with a softer cake-like texture. What if MC tries to bake some and the brothers ask what it is. It'd be so awkward for Mammon but you can tell him he looks like a snack

Hello 🌻

Aww this is so cute! I love teasing Mammon 💕 My greedy boy deserves all the attention including sweet jokes at his expense 😂

Have you gone to far? Maybe. But to be honest you're having to much fun!

You've made 7 little vanilla sponge cakes that are called 'Mamon', one for each brother to try. Coming across the recipe accidentally when you had misspelt Mammon's name during a google search. What you were originally looking for is no one's business but your own. You are certainly not going to tell the second born about it either!

Your devious little plan to embarrass The Great Mammon has come to a head with each brother in turn trying your dessert. Naturally Lucifer starts the praise for your cooking first.

"You've out done yourself MC, it's wonderful! Perfect, much like yourself." Blushing at his praise, you bow your head. It's not exactly what you are looking for but it's always nice to hear the first born praise you.

Beel's response is of course to immediately ask for more, again not what you are after but is to be expected. You smile at him and tell him 'yes of course in the kitchen'. He's shooting out of his chair so fast it falls over.

Giggling at Beel's antics you turn to Levi, but he's already left his seat. He waves his hands at you as he walks though the doorway. "Delicious as always MC, sorry can't stay I have a live stream to catch."

You yell a 'no worries' in response, it's pretty typical of him actually. Not at all fazed your attention is drawn to the light snoring beside you. Ah yes it's Belphie, who the fuck else would fall asleep on the fluffy pillow of a cake you made? Your anger at the last born fizzles up, he looks so cute when he sleeps. All sweet and lacking in murderous intent.

Satan draws your attention away by scraping his fork on his plate. Ugghh that noise! You visibly cringe and he smirks the bastard. "Yes, now that I have your attention MC, I'd like to offer you a piece of advice. It's simple really... If I see you doggy-ear anymore of my book's pages, it will take more then this little fluffy yellow cake to placate me." The look he's giving you as he finishes up his little speech is terrifying... But, he's got a little crumb on his cheek and it's very distracting. Your eyes keep flitting between it and his intense stare. Asmo swoops in to save you by obnoxiously drawing attention too it. Bless him!

"Awwww♡ Satan, did you miss your mouth? Here let me get it for you!" He reaches his hand up to Satan's face for it to immediately get smacked down. A pout coming to rest on the fifth born's pretty face while he cradles his hand in mock hurt.

And then it happens, and by none other then the man you wanted to tease in the first place! Your dastardly partner in crime has given you the platform you needed. You should of known he'd walk right into your trap.

"Wow MC, whaddya call this delicious 'lil snack?" His innocent question signs his own fate. Little dummy! Actually he's your little dummy. You wait until he has taken another bite before saying loud and clear for everyone present to hear, smiling ever so sweetly as you do.

"It's called Mamon."

His face goes instantly red, though you aren't sure if that's from your little prank or the fact that he's now choking on the cake he shares a name with.

Hope you like what I've done with your idea 💕💕💕 Of course I had to have Mammon call himself a lil snack! He's so silly I need to kiss him 😍😍🥰

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[oblivionsdream]

all these scenarios where the jester has in fact seen augustine helmetless and just did not realize has gotten me thinking about

1. since the rest of the castle is in on this; i wonder if augustine ever asked one of the servants or someone else in the castle to cover for him when he was helmetless and jingly menace was about to walk in, and the person in question just goes i got it, i gotchu. This is our friend, August. Say hello August. and he's just quietly panicking that is not what he meant-

2. when the jester realizes that the awkward and kind of skittish hot guy and his dear knight are one and the same is he immediately torn between going in for the kiss and screaming at the heavens in anguish that they could have been doing this ages ago. i'd pay to see the moment he realizes he's seen that face before and heard that voice when it's not muffled by metal already and just didn't put two and two together

1. LOL that could definitely happen! Augustine is just face palming the entire time. Jester: “Oh hey your name is a little like the knight I’m looking for. Anyways- anyone seen Sir Augustine?”

2. Haha the face reveal is going to be great. Poor Jester is going to through so many emotions 😂

[bumblebbyxx]

Hello! 😊

Can I request a long fluffy oneshot/songfic with prompts: "Anything happening yet?" from Eda, "Nope! It looks like they're both too shy to try anything." from Luz, "Don't worry! I'll take care of this shyness by erupting their courageous hrough SONG!" from Hooty, "What? Wait no please!" from King, "I think I should take over the singing on this." from Luz, "Um, Y/n? Do you hear singing?" from Hunter, "Hm…Looks like I'm going to need your some help on this one, Gus and Eda!" from Luz, [Hunter wasn't exactly sure what he was supposed to do. Some of the fireflies that surrounded the boat suddenly flew around Y/n showing off some of her angelic facial features causing a red blush to cross his face.] & [they starting with a kiss meant to be gentle, ending up in passion] about Hunter (TOH) and his shy!fem!human!reader are going to the blue lagoon for romantic rowboat? Like Luz, Gus, Willow, Amity, King, Hooty and Eda secretly followed to spy on Hunter and his shy!female!human!reader's first date? 😂 Like Luz and her friends has matchmaking plan about they sets a romantic mood in order to inspire Hunter to kiss his shy!female!human!reader? 🤭 Hint#1: This song is "Kiss The Girl" from The Little Mermaid Disney film. This blue lagoon scene from The Little Mermaid Disney film. Hint#2: Hooty is so terrible singer like Scuttle. 🤣 Luz uses her mobile phone for setup a Kiss the Girl song for them. Gus and Eda uses their illusion spells to create the singing frogs and fireflies like The Little Mermaid Disney film. I love to see Hunter's blushing reaction to it! 😆 I live for flustered Hunter! 💘 Please??

Thank you for your suggestion! Here it is~

TW: passionate kissing

Contains: Hooty singing, kisses, awkward tension, fluff

The night sky twinkled with stars and lights, highlighting the lake in silver. King stuffs his face in popcorn as Luz asks Eda, “Has anything happened yet?”

The woman removes the binoculars, “Nope. Looks like they’re too scared to try anything.”

“I’m surprised Y/N’s going out with the golden guard,” Willow says as Gus places down a card in the pile, “She always seemed too timid. And the golden guard….is certainly her complete opposite.”

“Yeah,” Gus agrees. He pulls out a chart with a wave of his hand, “I’ve made a board listing their differences and similarities.”

Y/N                                 Hunter

-kind                               -mean

-sweet                            -grumpy

-nice                               -HE'S PART OF THE EMPEROR’S COVEN

“...needless to say, this was a shock to all of us.” 

“Well, I’ve seen how Blondie looks at our old Y/N. Not a malicious thought about her in those eyes,” Eda sighs, “They’re head over heels for each other. Actually, I’m more surprised it took them this long to start dating.”

“Well, I think they’re a great couple!” Hooty hollers, causing King and Luz to shush him. He adds, with making no effort to quiet his voice at all, “They’re my OTP! Number one Hunty/n shipper right here!”

When Hunter turns his head, everyone ducks. 

Y/N AND HUNTER’S POV

“Did you hear anything, Hunter?” Asks Y/N curiously. Hunter thinks for a second, scanning the greenery, 

“...no. Must have been my imagination.” he shrugs it off. Turning to Y/N, he feels his cheeks redden. The lights of the fireflies lighten her already angelic features, (h/c) hair waving in the breeze. 

“Oh, okay.” she replies. 

It’s silent, only the sounds of the sloshing waves underneath the boat covering the quiet. Hunter gulps, glancing back at Y/N, purple-red pupils dilating a little. 

‘She’s so pretty’, he thinks with a sigh. ‘How could I be so lucky?’

Hunter never thought he would date the human apprentice of the Owl Lady. Sixteen years old, glimmering eyes that he could get lost in for hours. And him, the golden guard, eyebags and tooth gap and all. How could such a perfect person want to date his scumbag self?

“It’s, u-um, really pretty out here.” he stumbles on his words. 

“It really is.” She smiles at the scenery. Y/N looks back to him, just to see he was already staring at her. Red flushes her cheeks, blinking. 

“H-Hunter, you’re s-staring.”

“Oh!” he’s out of his trance, scooting farther in his seat until his back touches the wooden boat, “I didn’t k-know…”

He wanted to kiss her so bad. 

HEXSQUAD’S POV

“They really are intent on dragging this out, aren’t they?” Eda sighs, shaking her head. 

“Give them time,” Luz encourages, “Maybe by the end of the night, they’ll hug! Or even kiss!”

“We don’t have all night to wait for that!” King says before thinking, “Well, we do, but I’m too impatient for that!”

Hooty watches everyone’s frowns and clears his throat. 

“Don't worry! I'll take care of this shyness and give them their courage through SONG!"

“WHAT.” Willow. 

“Wait, no, please—” King. 

“That might be interesting, actually,” Gus. 

“Well, I’ve never heard Owlboy sing.” Eda.

“Hey, Hooty, maybe we shouldn’t rush them—” Luz.

“Never fear! Your uncle Hooty’s here!” Hooty trills, before turning to Eda and Gus, “Goops, Owl Lady! Get those illusion magic rolling!”

“Why am I agreeing to this,” Gus groans, drawing a blue spell circle in the air. 

“Well, Goops, are you ready to perform a show of a lifetime?” Eda winks. Gus nods. 

“Let’s do it, Eda!”

Y/N AND HUNTER’S POV

It was awkwardly quiet again. Hunter clears his throat, “So, um, Y/N, I—”

Then, a smooth and savvy voice sings, 

“There, you see her. Sitting there across the way. She don’t got a lot to say but there’s something about her~”

Y/N catches Hooty’s grin before he retracts into the ocean. She begins to hear music, quiet and soft. When Hunter glances to Hooty’s direction, Hooty splashes back to sing in his ear, 

“And you don’t know why but you’re dying to try you wanna, kiss the girl!”

“D-did you hear something?” Hunter asks, turning over to Y/N. She only shrugs, giving him a sheepish smile. 

Ducks begin to emerge from the water, acting like instrumentals as Hooty sings, 

“Yes, you want her. Look at you you know it’s true!”

Hunter reddens, “Is it just me or is someone singing..”

“Possible she wants you too, there’s one way to ask her!”

“I-I…” Y/N’s face also erupts in pink.

“It don’t take a word, not a single word, go on and kiss the girl!”

Y/N leans closely, and Hunter does, and she can feel his breath on her lips until–

He leans back, rowing them again as he avoids her eyes, still red in the face. 

When he brings an oar up, frogs rest on the head, 

“Sha-la-la-la! My, oh my, look at the boy too shy he ain’t gonna kiss the girl!”

“Sha-la-la-la-la! Ain’t that sad, ain’t that a shame, too bad, he gonna miss the girl~”

“You know, I feel kinda horrible. My coven’s going after your friend, the Owl Lady?” he tries to strike up a conversation. “I wish I could just tell them to stop.”

“Oh, Hunter, it’s not your fault that they hate wild magic,” she gently places a hand onto his, and when he feels her featherlight touch he jolts, but he doesn’t pull away, only squeezing it tighter. Y/N’s face brightens, pink settling in her cheeks. 

“Now’s your moment,” Hooty sings as they float into a crystal cave, “Floating in a blue lagoon. Boy you better do it soon, no time will be better..”

“Can I just say how p-oretty you look, in that dress?” he stutters. Her eyes widen, 

“W-well, thank you, Hunter…I really like that t-tie on you, you know..”

“I picked it in your favorite color,” he replies softly. 

A ring of fireflies suddenly appear, flying in a circle around the boat. Slowly, the boat swims to a stop. 

“H-Hunter, I..”

“C-Can I kiss you, Y/N?” he asks abruptly, then reddens as he realizes how quick he had said it. “O-only if you want to, of course.”

“Sha-la-la-la don’t be scared, you’ve got the mood prepared!”

The song softens as Y/N takes his hand, gently resting it on her face, 

“I would l-love to kiss you, Hunter.”

And they move closer, breaths hitching as they both glance at each other’s lips. Then they lock lips, both sighing against their skin. It was gentle, soft, quiet. 

Until it wasn’t. Y/N feels her face heat up as he kisses harder, full of passion. She reciprocates, smelling his breath of mint and lavender.

They both fall over, with Y/N on top of Hunter and him under her, still kissing intensely. 

“Sha-la-la-la, float along! And listen to the song! The song says, kiss the girl.”

They break apart, out of breath. Hunter’s ears are red as he blushes, until Y/N giggles quietly. He chuckles, then the two laugh, giddy and excited at their newfound love. 

“We should, uh, do this more often.” Hunter. 

“You think?” Y/N. 

“I do.” Hunter.

She smiles before giving him another kiss, 

“I’d love to.”

HEXSQUAD’S POV

Cheers erupt as everyone high-fives, 

“We did it! We actually did it!” Willow whoops. Gus grins, “Remind me to listen to Hooty’s suggestions more next time.”

“Good job, Hoots!” Eda smiles as Hooty appears, rubbing his head affectionately, “I doubted you, not going to lie, but you did it in the end!”

“I’m such a good singer, aren’t I!” Hooty says happily. 

Then—

“Y/N! I FOUND THEM! THEY WERE SPYING ON US!”

[icanseethefuture333]

Hello, how are you? I hope that everything is doing ok and life is treating you well.

I saw the reading that you did on Felix and Chan’s relationship and thought it was actually really accurate (despite how quickly it escalated towards the end). Both Felix and Chan, but especially Chan, have always given me the vibe of people who work really hard and play really hard too. Anyway, I was wondering if you could do the same friendship reading for Minho and Jisung , who are also in skz? I feel like their dynamic would either be really similar to Chan and Felix’s or wildly different lol.

Thank you for saying that :)! I actually got curious the other day wondering if that type of dynamic was going on with the other members and I heard Han say "Eww" first, so he might not be into that sort of thing but we can see LOL 😂!

What does Lee Know think of Han?:

I heard "I don't think about him. Why would I think of him? Ask me about what I think of myself instead 😏😌🙄." (💀) Minho doesn't like to get all sentimental about his friends. He finds it embarrassing, but if he had to be honest. Minho thinks Jisung is someone who is prosperous and emotionally abundant. "He has a lot of love to give." Minho believes that Jisung shows great care to his friends but could neglect to do it for himself. Jisung could also push Minho towards his limits. He could find him annoying and pushes his buttons sometimes. I also think Minho is grateful for Jisung for providing him with financial wealth and the strength to keep going when working. (Clarified by Princess of Swords). Minho thinks Jisung is a chatterbox and it's too much for him to deal with on a daily basis 💀. He could tell him to go away when he doesn't feel like talking but when they do talk they are the most talkative people in the room.

What does Han think of Lee Know?:

"MY WIFE :D!" So if anyone had a work wife or work husband, it'd be these two lol. Jisung considers Minho like family. They could have had similar upbringings as well or like to bring each other around their own families. Jisung thinks Minho is a tsundere. He is affectionate with him sometimes and other times he hates him 😂. Jisung likes to annoy him and pretend he's gonna give him kisses but when Minho matches his energy he gets grossed out 😭. (Clarified by Temperance) I think Han finds Lee Know's patience and kindness admirable. Despite his sarcasm and witty sense of humor, Minho can be a softie deep down. Jisung finds Minho someone he can look up to and is appreciative of his wisdom. He also thinks he's very forgiving? Perhaps, Han did something to hurt his feelings or his behavior stresses him and the other members out? Minho gave him the chance to prove himself to become a better person and Jisung is glad he did that because he wouldn't know where he'd better today without it.

What's the dynamic between Han & Lee Know?:

I heard them both say "ewwww 🤢" so the answer to your question on if they like to "share" is no, anon lol. Although... There is is something else going on... They do not wish me to disclose it, so out of respect I'm not gonna say anything and let you guys speculate on what it could be 😂.

Anyways, they are both risk takers and like to travel together. They could like try new restaurants together or watch a movie no one really talks about. They like to explore their options and see what the world has to offer them. They could also enjoy being at home together and just watching TV.

Overall, in their dynamic, quality time seems to be a big theme in here in their friendship. I think the company pushes them into doing fanservice and it makes things awkward for them? So that could explain the push and pull between them.

[amalthea-fictions]

👉👈🥺 can I request that you write a fanfic about Shakarian doing this:

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRnBmKTp/

(there's a whole compilation but I won't bother you with it 😅)

Like Shepard is reading a book in their home smirking at a thought of making her husband do this and pulls Garrus to awkwardly and asking him to do certain positions for her and he's like confused and totally awkward about it as she's trying to soothe her inner fangirl and he's just being a dork like "um ok..why..?" 😂💙

A/N: Hello! First of all, I'M SO SORRY THIS REQUEST IS SO OLD. Second of all: aww this is so cute! 💙 For anyone who can't see the link, it's the TikTok "BookTok doorframe lean" trend from forever ago 😂 I hope that you enjoy even though it's late, and thank you for the fun request!

Garrus and the BookTok Lean

She leaned against the doorframe, utterly dejected, when suddenly HE approached. 

He slid his hand over her head, the weight of his perfectly chiseled biceps supported by the doorframe. With his other hand, he tilted her head up and– 

“Honey, Vega wants to know if you’ll be at the N7 gala this week.”

Shepard looks up from her book towards her husband’s voice. She shifts her feet under her knees on the plush sofa she’s cozied up in on her balcony. 

“Tell him yes, but I already promised we’d sit at the Urdnot table,” she calls. 

Inside the house, Garrus affirms, but Shepard has already picked up her book again.

With his other hand, he tilted her head up and moved his nose towards hers. He moved forward to kiss her–

“Do you have your dress ready for that night, or should I put in an order for the cleaners?”

Shepard sighs, marking the page in her book and putting it down beside her on the couch.

“It’s ready,” she answers, projecting her voice past the doorframe. 

The doorframe.

A smirk creeps unto her lips.

“Garrus? Could you come here for a second?”

It only takes a moment for him to finish whatever he was doing and walk into her view.

“What do you need, sweetheart?” He asks. But before he can cross the threshold from one room to the next, Shepard stops him by raising one hand.

“Wait,” she says, and he freezes with one leg over the doorsweep. “I need you to test something for me.”

“Is everything alright?” He’s trying to sound casual, but his subvocals betray his concern. Because of course he would do anything she ever needs, so long as she’s happy and healthy. She’ll have to apologize later for abusing his trust. But for now…

“I’m not sure.” She chews the inside of her cheek. “I’m worried there’s something wrong with the doorframe.”

He diverts his gaze from his wife to the frame in question. “The entryway? What about it?”

“It’s been shaking in the wind tonight,” she lies. Then, after a pretend moment of hesitancy, “Could you test its stability for me?”

“Sure, let me just get my tablet and I’ll run some calibrations–”

“No, no, just lean on it.”

Garrus barely had any time to move to grab his tech before Shepard’s interjection. He tilts his head, confused. 

“Lean on it?”

Shepard nods, schooling her expression into neutrality, but hiding her giddiness. “Mhm. No calibrations necessary. I think you’ll be able to tell if it’s stable enough from putting your weight on it.”

Garrus squints at her. In spite of her practiced ability to conceal her emotions, he can still read his wife better than anyone. “Alright,” he says slowly, but obliges her. He allows the top half of his body to fall onto the side of the wall, pressing his shoulder into the frame. “Like this?”

She evaluates him. “A little more.”

He lifts an eyebrow, but then leans his carapace against the frame and crosses one foot behind the other for good measure. “The frame isn’t moving. Are you sure you saw it shaking?”

Shepard nods a bit too eagerly. “I’m sure. Maybe try…” she shifts her feet from under one knee to the other, leaning forward a bit. “Maybe try leaning your weight through your hand against the frame.

“Hm, a singular pressure point then?”  He holds one hand out directly perpendicular to the frame, pushing into it. Naturally, the door does not budge. 

“Not there,” Shepard points a finger towards the top corner of the frame. “A little higher.”

He slides his hand up on the frame and leans into it.

Shepard feels the heat rush to her cheeks.

“Here?” Garrus asks, and turns to look at her. 

She inhales sharply to avoid squealing.

He notices.

“Are you alright?” The poor turian can’t figure out whether to be genuinely concerned over the door, confused over his wife’s odd behavior, or convinced Joker is somewhere somehow pranking him. 

Shep stands up from the couch and nods. “Yes,” she answers, “but I think maybe I should help you.” And when Garrus budges a millimeter, she quickly adds, “--But stay exactly how you are.”

Garrus furrows his brow, but obeys. “Um… okay, why?”

Shepard slides herself in the space between him and the wall, knitting her hands together behind her back. She gazes up at him, perfectly positioned under his arm.

She can’t hide her giddy smile.

“Shepard,” Garrus exhales, mirth in his eyes. “This isn’t about the doorframe at all, is it?”

She tilts her head up and nuzzles him. “Just kiss me already, Vakarian.”

• • • • •

Later that evening, in bed, Shepard would show Garrus the passage in her book that inspired her.

"Sweetheart," Garrus laughs. "If you wanted me to do those poses, you could have just asked me."

[ambrossart]

Hello!!!!

I hope things are looking up from the week you’ve had!

I’m back with my incessant questions, and I’m still fixated on every detail from post prom. . .

Did Eddie drive her home after breakfast with Wayne? If so, what was that like? Did she change back into her dress? Did he know the way to her house or did she have to give him directions? Did he hold her hand or anything? Did he walk her to her door?

I know you’re writing for a totally different series right now, so please feel no pressure to answer this if you’re in a different headspace. Sending 💓💓💓!!

Oh, I'm a disaster right now 😂 but enough about me. Let's talk about Eddie!

He absolutely drove her home after breakfast because Eddie's a gentleman. As much as he might want to keep her around all day, he knows it's time for them to temporarily part ways. So while Wayne cleans up the kitchen and gets ready for bed (the man's tired from working all damn night), she and Eddie change--yes, she gets back into her prom dress--and hit the road.

They do not go to her house, and I'll tell you why:

She's not ready to be embarrassed by her parents quite yet. Her parents know about Eddie. They might not know all the details, but they definitely know about his existence. And if Eddie takes her home and walks her to the door, which he will inevitably want to do, she knows her parents are going to insist on an introduction at minimum. No thank you. She'll tackle that beast later.

It's Sunday! She always spends Sundays with Chrissy. It's part of their friendship ritual. And right now she's dying to exchange post prom stories with her best friend.

She will, of course, explain this to Eddie when he asks for directions to her house. Regardless of her feelings for Eddie, Chrissy is still the most important person in her life, so it's crucial that Eddie understands this as early as possible. Otherwise, it's going to create friction in their relationship.

"We're kinda like conjoined twins attached at the hip." "Okay, well, that... totally normal." 🤨

Luckily, Eddie has no problem with this. Sure it's a bit strange (and maybe a little unhealthy), but who is he to judge? He's a laidback guy and has no intention of getting between their friendship.

Anyway, Eddie takes the long way to Chrissy's house because he's not in any hurry to say goodbye. They'll drive in silence for the most part, exchanging little smiles and glances every now and then. It's a very comfortable silence, though. They don't feel the need to talk right now. They're enjoying each other's company and reflecting on everything that's happened. Sure, the occasional embarrassing thought might bubble to the surface (I mean, they did come dangerously close to having sex 😬), but it's something they can laugh off. And, for the record, they're both so glad they didn't have sex because the experience will be so much better and more meaningful after they've gotten to know each other better and have built up that emotional intimacy. There's no need to rush. They have plenty of time.

But Eddie will take note of the drugstore that he passes along the way and remind himself to double back and pick up some condoms. He's never gonna be caught unprepared again.

Eventually, he'll pull up in front of Chrissy's house and they'll say their long goodbyes. (He'll offer to walk her to the door, but she'll tell him not to because... let's face it, Mrs. Cunningham's a bitch and she'll probably say something mean to him.)

"So... what are you gonna do now?" "Uh, I dunno, actually. Don't really have any plans today... Maybe I'll finally clean out my van or something."

Then he'll flash that adorable, cheeky little smile that drives her crazy.

"Okay, well... I guess I'll see you tomorrow then." "Yeah... see you tomorrow."

And then things will get really awkward because she's expecting Eddie to kiss her, but he doesn't right away. We have to cut the boy some slack here because he's not exactly in his element. Plus it's... her, right? This girl makes Eddie act like a total doofus, so it kind of slipped his mind that THIS is the moment when he's supposed to lean in and kiss her. Thankfully, he recovers quickly and gives her a proper goodbye kiss.

Afterwards, she'll get out of the car and walk to the front door. Mrs. Cunningham will be there to answer it (in her Sunday best, of course 🙄) and probably look at her with utter disdain and disappointment. First she was too fat. Now the woman thinks she's a slut. There's no winning with her. The reader doesn't care. She goes inside and runs straight to Chrissy's room, eager to spill all the dirty details.

Eddie stays in the driveway for a while, watching as she disappears into the house... and then he becomes painfully aware of some of the looks he's getting from the neighbors. Chrissy lives in a nice house in a nice neighborhood, and his van kind of sticks out like a sore thumb.

"Relax, relax... I'm not here to rob you."

And he pulls out of the driveway and drives back home.

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*Sighs* I love this man. I can't wait to start working on new stuff.

This wasn't my best work (sorry, it's been a while since I've thought about this series), but hopefully I answered your question well enough.

Anyway, thanks for the ask! I hope you're doing well ❤️

[alwayzraven]

Kardeşlerim Ep 75

Ahmet told Omer that he is going to buy him and his siblings a house. Omer and Asiye felt awkward about his offer and Omer told him that he doesn't have to do that but Ahmet said that he's not going to take a no for an answer.

Gunul locked Orhan in the house so he wouldn’t go to the court and finalize their divorce but Afra told Oglucan and Aybike when she saw them at the bus stop so they went back to Gunul's house and they got him out. He got in time to the court and they got divorced. After that, Gunul stole Sengul's mini bus and drove it into the ocean. Sengul found out that her mini bus was stolen and told Akif about it. They confronted Gunul and she denied it. I feel like she’s going to do worse than this in the future.

Aybike was looking through her clothes to choose what to sell and what to keep. She wants to help Sengul pay the bills since Sengul won’t be working for a while. Berk called her. 

I love how she smiled when she saw that Berk was the one calling her ❤️❤️

Aybike: Hello

Berk: Hi sweetheart, what are you doing?

Aybike: I am good. I'm sorting my clothes. You?

Berk: ohh, so you’re probably going to go shopping. Are you making a list of what you have and what you don’t?

Aybike: I wish! I wish I was going to go shopping. I am just picking the clothes that are worth some money.

Berk: Why? What happened? Are you in urgent need of money or something?

Ayber: if by urgent you mean am I going to die from hunger then no I am not dying but my mom’s mini bus was stolen.

Berk: what are you saying ?

Aybike: Unfortunately, that’s what happened. so this means that money won't be coming into this household for a while and that’s why to pay the bills I found a solution like this.

Berk: What if I helped you? I mean, when it comes to money, it’s not going to cause a problem between us, right??

Aybike: Yes it will. I can’t accept money from you. I have to deal with this problem by myself.

Berk: okay, what are you going to do? Will you collect enough money if you sold your clothes?

Aybike: A lot of them are from the local market. if they were clothes from known brands then maybe. I am not hopeful but It’s worth a try.

Berk: I understand. Okay then you go through your clothes and I will see if I can maybe find some things I don’t wear that are worth selling.

Aybike: Okay but only things you don’t wear.

Berk: Okay sweetheart! sending you kisses

Aybike: Okay, sending you kisses, bye 

Berk went to look through his clothes but he thought they wouldn't bring enough money. So he went to look through his mom's closet because he said that she has a lot of expensive clothes that she doesn't wear that often. He chose some and also a handbag he said he never saw her use. He heard Ayla yell "What are you doing in my room, Berk?" So he rolled the clothes and the handbag into a blanket. Ayla came into her mom and asked him again. He said that he was cold and he was looking for her blanket because it had her smell, "a mom's smell, which is the most beautiful smell in the world" and she was like "aww my precious son". This scene was so funny 😂 The thing is his relationship with his mom is so good so she didn’t think that he was lying about the blanket.

The next day, at school, Aybike was at the cafeteria. She was checking if she sold some of her clothes but she didn’t. Berk came with a bag. 

Anybody thought that they were going to kiss when she got up to go to him? 

Berk: Good morning, sweetheart!

Aybike:Good morning

Berk: How are you?

Aybike: I am good, you?

Berk: I am good. Come on open this and see what’s inside it

Aybike: what is this?

Berk: I don’t know. Let’s see what’s inside.

Aybike: Berk what are these?

Berk: When you said you’re selling second hand clothes, I found some things and I brought them to you so you can sell them.

Aybike: Okay, but these do not belong to your mom, right?

Berk: No, my love. These belong to my friend’s mom from the gym. She’s not using these anymore.

Aybike: This is great then, this is really great! Berk all of these are clothes from well known brands, they will sell so fast.

Aybike: Thank you really! Really! You’re so sweet!

Berk: You’re welcome my love! As long as you’re happy, that’s enough for me.I will do everything I can to put a smile on your face.

Aybike: You are the best!

Berk: You too!

Then Berk said that he’s going to help her take pictures of the clothes and put them for sale on the website.

Later, they managed to sell the bag (which btw wasn’t expensive (45$-41€)). Aybike told Oglucan that she will share the profits with Berk and Berk told Oglucan that he tried to convince her not to do that but he couldn’t. Oglucan told him that he talked to the wrong person because if he came to him he wouldn't have suggested that lol.

In the evening, Berk called Aybike to see if she sold more clothes and she showed him what was left. At that moment, Ayla came into his room asking about her denim shirt which coincidentally Aybike was showing him and Ayla was like: “Ah that’s the shirt I am looking for” and he slammed the laptop shut and said:”No it’s not, it’s just a coincidence”. Aybike called him back since he suddenly hung up and he told her not to sell the denim shirt because someone wants it. He told her to bring it tomorrow and he will give her the money for it. Berk was out of breath and Aybike asked him why he was out of breath and he said that he was working out and procedeed to suddenly lift weights 😂  

Then he hung up and started complaining about Ayla 😂

Berk:”You have so many shirts but I chose your favorite one, right???”

The way he said this is so funny because she has so many clothes but got hung up on the one he chose 😂

Remember when Ayla tried to expose Nebehat and Akif for cheating? Now that Nebehat and Ayla made up, Ayla asked Nebehat about that period where she was close with Akif. She asked her if something happened between them and Nebehat told her that one day they woke up in the same bed. Nebehat told her not to tell anyone about this. Ayla secretly recorded the whole thing. I was sure that they made up for good but after Ayla asked her about her and Akif, I got suspicious. Later, she called Nebehat and Akif to the club and played the recording for them. They were shocked especially Nebehat because she thought Ayla really forgave her. Ayla told her that she didn’t forget what they did to Resul. Then she sent the recording to Suzan.

At the end of the episode, Omer and Sarp argued because Ahmet decided to register Omer as his son (so he’s going to give him his last name). Omer pushed Sarp while they were fighting and Sarp hit his head when he fell. Ahmet was going to buy Omer and his siblings a house but I guess now he’s not going to.

Overall, it was an okay episode. I know that Ayla is going to find out about what Berk did with her clothes and she’s going to be so angry that she might do something this time. There was no Ayber in the teaser but hopefully we’ll get a 2nd one in the middle of the week

[amaliabalash]

oh look i have more thoughts/things i noticed on the second time. but most importantly, i was wrong about the kiss at the end - just couldn’t see it properly from the angle i was seeing 😂 there was totally a proposal kiss. and uh my bias for watching what emmett does the whole time is real clear from the notes i took today.

- emmet’s eyes go so wide and he looks legit scared when elle first approaches

- when elle says “whoever said tangerine is the new pink” she covers bruiser’s ears before whispering “seriously disturbed” also they changed days of our lives to sex in the city.

- when elle asks if the paper is her social agenda, emmett laughs and then there’s a significant pause before he’s like….no….. and there’s so much i enjoy in this emmett’s delivery that i can’t describe but i’m still gonna try ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

- emmett cringes when callahan tells enid that you lesbians are all alike, and i just appreciate that

- again, delivery of the give you ladies a moment line is great, it’s preceded by a comically long pause that just makes it funnier.

- in positive, instead of the fat shaming verse, it’s “what if she’s a violent nut, she might stab me in the gut, with the stick that’s in her butt” (or something along those lines)

- in a rare moment of me noticing background things (because there is no emmett in the scene lolllll), at the party when elle and warner are talking, whitney is CHUGGING a bottle of wine at the awkwardness. then when she notices elle flirting with him, she runs to get vivienne.

- when vivienne is talking down to elle at the party, she flicks elle’s bunny ear and oh damn

- i was mistaken last time, enid doesn’t throw the beer at vivienne, she dumps it over her head.

- “for not weeping at your tale” emmett breaks with a laugh on the word tale/tail in a really charming way and i just really love this emmett. as my wife said, this emmett is cheeky and i love it.

- when he walks into elle’s dorm instead of hello kitty he says “hi barbie” after an extended looking around in alarm

- when he asks her about studying, he looks SO PAINED before asking “you do study, don’t you?” and just groans

- i mentioned before that he does some voices on certain lines, one of them being “the room just got colder” and elle’s response is so smiling and they both just smile so much at each other when teasing (and all the time) and MY HEART

- after elle gets rufus back for paulette, she and emmett have this like slightly awkward wait are we gonna high five or like shake hands or… and then she hugs him and he just looks so awkward like he just does not know how to handle it and gahhhh i love it

- right before so much better, she’s congratulating emmett while everyone else is looking at the list, and at first i thought she was like adjusting his tie but then he like holds up a necklace he’s wearing i think??? so i desperately want to know what little piece of backstory the actors or director brought into this

- during the beginning of so much better when she’s asking all the questions, emmett is there nodding and saying “yeah” in response to each 😂

- when elle starts talking to warner in the song, in the background vivienne is arguing with emmett like she’s telling him it must be a mistake or something, and then vivienne tries to go towards elle and emmett blocks her

- emmett’s eyes widen in a “oh hell yeah she went there” kind of way when elle says it’s better than making love to warner all night

- the look of horror on emmett’s face after he says nutcracker butt, he makes the “her words” comment but just hangs his head in shame and they hold the moment it’s fantastic

- honestly this production lets the jokes breathe so much and it works SO WELL

- “you trust me, don’t you?” “…ehhhhh” smile “of course” they tease each other in such a great way in this production i can’t get over it

- emmett has an adorable scrunchy face of uncertainty before nodding when elle sings “swallow your pride” etc

- each cologne joke, they sprayed emmett in the face

- the looking at at each other throughout that song /dreamy sigh

- i think this is the first production i’ve seen where emmett says “don’t watch me change” to an employee, not to elle. i have no opinion on this either way, just noticed it.

- when brooke says she just likes to watch him clean the filter, elle nods like yes girl i get you 😂

- when elle does the bend and snap, emmett like JOLTS back and upright and looks shell shocked

- warner does a sing song voice when he says “emmett nailed the pool boy” to really bring him how juvenile it is

- elle and emmett are just leaning into each other progressively more before everyone does the cheers/toast and so 👀

- vivienne grows progressively more exasperated with warner throughout act two, and when callahan makes the move on elle and warner is all shitty about it, she straight up yells when she says shut up warner and like shoves him out the door

- the lyric difference in the ballad was “is it too late” instead of “if you can hear”

- i can’t get over how they made it work for elle and emmett to fucking clasp hands over her bag during the ballad without it feeling gross 😭

- at the salon when paulette and kyle are talking about walking rufus, she’s got a customer in her chair just like ???? all kinds of uncomfortable as they talk over him and he made very good face

- when elle tells vivienne “i’m never wearing that again” this time instead of viv saying “she still hates me” or whatever she said something like “is it because it’s from a sample sale” 😂

- the delta nus yell about jury people instead of “it’s so apprentice”

- i appreciated the way brooke said “okay bye” and rolled her eyes and this tells y’all nothing but these notes are primarily for me, so.

- after the trial when warner interrupts elle and emmett’s moment, it’s so clear emmett is like okay fine let’s wrap up this warner thing because elle needs that closure but like. he ain’t worried. and when he’s walking away, he does a hand on warner’s shoulder but it’s basically a slap just THUMP and it made me laugh

- “and his wife hired emmett…” the smirk on emmett’s face A+

anyway i love legally blonde with my whole heart

Legally Blonde at the Oregon Cabaret Theatre

Just got back from seeing the Cabaret's Legally Blonde and so naturally I have to make a text post with every thought and feeling. Bullet pointed stream of consciousness ahead! And I'll be seeing this uh like six more times so I will likely add on to mention other little things I notice and like over time. 😂

This Bruiser was a miniature poodle and very cute.

When Margot is talking to Bruiser, she just held his head and looked into his eyes like she was doing a mind meld and I loved that.

Also, like seven years ago or something, the actress playing Margot played Elle in a youth production of LB that I saw, and it was fun to see her back in the show. She understudies Elle and I hope she goes on one of the times I've there, it'd be a fun full circle thing.

During Blood in the Water, when the students start echoing the phrase, Emmett started and like tried to cue them to do the same? I don't know how to word it lol but it worked for me.

When Elle asks, "who assigns reading on the first day of class?" Emmett across the room starts like reaching out towards her and mouthing "no no no" before grimacing.

Enid throws a beer on Vivienne at the party, which I haven't seen before and was fun as Vivienne runs off stage going "I'm all sticky!"

OG IRELAND LYRICS FTW

During the Christmas part of Chip, Emmett comes in with a reindeer horn headband and I just thought that was very cute.

This Emmett did a lot of like, voices when saying certain lines and it worked for me? I know the actor from many local productions and always enjoy him but he's usually playing character roles, and I enjoyed seeing little bits of that goofiness brought into Emmett.

Major height difference between Elle and Emmett. Most of the time I'm like "yeah height differences are fine" but it made it so if they hugged she's like buried in this chest and yes good I approve.

At the end of Chip right after Elle has her classroom success, Elle and Emmett like lock eyes and walk towards each other and it just felt like a magnetic pull thing until Callahan walks between them, I dug it.

And then when Paulette goes to get Rufus (she goes offstage, because they did not have a dog to play Rufus), again, Elle and Emmett just fucking gaze at each other for a moment before she goes into "is this law?" and I am so here for it.

Holy SHIT Whipped Into Shape. Always impressive to see people hold their own with singing while jump roping, but the first freeze? Forgive the random cheerleader picture for illustration, but the actress playing Brooke held this pose (without the other arm out) for the entire pause on "meet our brand new client Brooke..." through until the hit play again. I've never seen people burst into applause mid-Whipped, but like, you could feel the shock and awe just ripple through the room the longer she held it.

Take It Like a Man: okay first of all they actually put him in a good suit thank the lord, so often it's like "and he looks the same, just in black" but this was a well fitted suit so, A+ costuming, you actually did the job. And Emmett did a clear sort of lean in before Elle hugs him, which isn't anything new, but always great in my book. And when she hugs him, she just buries her face in his chest, I love it.

When Callahan makes the move on Elle, and audience member loudly hissed. 😂

Sadly. There was no Door. However, they DID make it clear that "what about love?" was an aside and not directly to Elle. There was a line change, I don't remember exactly what, so it's not "if you can hear" but something else. But when he's singing about wanting her to stay TO her, she's carrying a bag she's packed and they both reach for the handles and just kind of clasp hands for a moment. ALSO she packs the 2-in-1 shampoo after like hesitating for a moment over it, and that got me right in the heart. Well done.

During the reprise when Elle walks into the supply closet, Vivienne turned to Enid and said "she still hates me, doesn't she?" or something like that and god any little extra bit of Vivienne insight we get I looooove.

After Elle proposes and puts the ring on Emmett's finger, she jumps into his arms and just WRAPS her legs around him, full on star fish cling, I love it. No real end kiss though, which seemed weird? Like they were about to and then went into more singing. I'm not as much bothered by it as confused by the choice but oh well.

Emmett comes out in a hot pink suit for bows.

Okay that's all I got for now. I fucking love Legally Blonde.

[nerdycrusadecomputer]

Guess who's back??? Back again! 😎

Hello beautiful cutie,first of all,i know,you write my request not to much time ago (that i already read it and it's just *chef kiss*) but,my mind is goin crazy with some new ideas and y'know,sharing is caring right?

I'm not gonna drop all of them,just one for now. Ok ok,Rise!Leo (yeah,he is my favorite,how do you know???) x reader (female or neutral your choise) in they first make out. Little suggestive? Maybe but,in my mind this would be so goofy in the begin like,no one knowing what to do just trying to see if it's work and then, finally in the end they get it lol.

The next one will be another bet,just you wait! 😏♥️

YESSIR!!! Imma write this as soon as i can xD

Key words: Y/n - your name

Leo x gn!reader

Warnings: maybe some suggestive content, but nothing other than ass grabbing-

Leo would not know what to do

My man wouldn't even know where to put his hands 😂

I just imagine the first time you actually started to make out, you had to ask

And the whole time you two are laughing your asses off, not knowing what to do

Like Leo as soon as it starts to get heated just start laughing out of nowhere

Which leads to you laughing

"LEO STOP FUCKING LAUGHING-"

"I can't, it's just funny!"

But he'll get the hang of it really quick, trust me

Like as soon as his laughs die down, he would be grabbing Your waist or ass as you intensely make out

Maybe his two walked in on you once or twice, but we'll never know!

Here is how I think their first make out session would go:

Leo and Y/n were sitting on his bed, just reading a comic together, when Y/n suddenly had n idea

She smirked as she looked towards Leo

"Hey Leo?" She started, receiving a hum from Leo, as to say the he was listening

Y/n pulled out a price of paper and handed it to Leo, he grabbed it as he playfully rolled his eyes and read the paper

'Free make out session' it read

"You know you could he just asked, not hand this out like it's some sort of secret code." Leo said as he turned towards his partner, putting his comic to the side

Y/n quickly sat in his lap as they wrapped their arms around his neck

"Just wanted to be extra." They said s they Leones closer to his face

He rested his arms on her waist as he pressed his lips against hers

His hands slowly lowered as he squeezed their ass, earning a squeak from his partner

He giggled at their squeak as Y/n just rolled their eyes

"Stop squeezing my ass, you fuckin' horny ass bitch." They said as Leo bursted out laughing, Y/n tried to contain their laughter as they gently slapped his face

"Stop laughing! This is supposed to be hot!" They whisper yelled, but his laughter only increased

"I swear to God, I am going to kill myself because of you." They whispered

"No- *laugh* no no no, here I'll- I'll stop-" he giggled as he tried to stop his laughter as he connected their lips again

They slowly got in to it when Leo licked Y/n's bottom lip, they opened their mouth as Leo out his tongue in and explored every crevice

Just as things were getting heated a certain someone interrupted

"Hey Nardo, do you see my favori- OH MY FREAKING GOD-"

Y/n quickly jumped from Leo's lap as they sat down criss cross applesauce

"Oh hey Donnie- good to see ya, how've you been?" Leo said, trying not to make things awkward

"Nardo- *sigh* Listen, if you just tell me where my favorite screwdriver is, i will pretend... That, didn't happen, okay?" Donatello said as he covered his eyes

"It's in your pocket, now forget about this, and if you tell anyone i will eat you alive-"

"Okay thanks Nardo and Y/n, totallydidn'tseeyoumakeoutoranything- bye!" Donnie quickly scurried off

"Well... Where were we again?"

That is all, hope you liked it :)

[phoebe-delia]

Hello, love. For your playlist prompts, how about 87?

I’m gonna be completely honest, I forgot if I already requested because I can hardly remember what I did 5 minutes ago. Working with young children for 8 hours will do that to you 😂

Hey Lyssa!! Thanks so much for this prompt, love. Your song is "Mine," by Taylor Swift, of course. Enjoy!

Harry didn't care about the grass ticking his skin, or the tiny bugs flying above his head as he lay on the ground in front of the Black Lake. He didn't mind the humidity or the fact that his left leg was falling asleep. He didn't care about his cheek getting dirty or his neck straining from turning so long in the same direction.

How could he, when Draco was next to him, talking animatedly, his smile almost as bright as his eyes? How could he move an inch when Draco's hand was clasping his arm, warm and sure and real?

No, Harry would endure almost any physical discomfort if it meant Draco would keep talking until he was out of breath. Until he ran out of words.

Or until Harry couldn't take it anymore and finally kissed him.

He was proud of himself, really, for holding out so long without risking their friendship and pouncing on the other boy with Gryffindorish reckless abandon. It was his fear of losing Draco after only just moving from awkward acquaintances to genuine friends that kept his impulsivity in check. That held him back from seeing if Draco's lips were really as soft as they looked.

"Harry, are you even listening?"

The hand on his arm squeezed gently, rousing Harry from his daze. He blinked and shook his head, his eyes focusing on Draco's entire face rather than just his mouth.

"Sorry?"

Draco rolled his eyes. "Never mind."

"No, wait, tell me," guilt curled in Harry's stomach. "I want to hear. I'm listening now, I promise."

Draco huffed. "Well, I was just saying that there's an incredible potions apprenticeship at this brewery in Diagon, and--"

Harry grinned. "That's great!"

"Yes, it is--and it would be even better if you let me finish my bloody sentence," Draco scowled half-heartedly.

Harry had the decency to look sheepish. "Sorry."

"Anywho, it's incredibly prestigious, and it would give me the chance to experiment far beyond the bounds of Hogwarts."

"So, when do you apply?"

Draco looked away with a sigh. "I can't."

"Why not?"

That earned him a scathing, you-complete-idiot, look. "You, of all people, cannot possibly have forgotten the most regrettable, unremovable tattoo on my arm, have you?"

Harry flushed, both from embarrassment and indignation. "The war's over! You deserve the same chance as everyone else."

"No, I don't," Draco said waspishly, eyes flashing. "I don't need your pity, Potter."

"It's not pity!" Harry's voice rose defensively, his blood boiling. "I didn't fight a war just so that everyone would go back to hating each other."

Draco huffed harshly, causing one of the locks of his hair on his face to flutter in the air before falling back onto his forehead. "Well, Harry, not everyone is quite as forgiving as you."

Harry scowled. "Seeing as I had more to forgive than almost anyone, it's pretty self-righteous of them to think they're above it all."

"It's performative, Potter. Most of them don't actually care," Draco shook his head. "It's easy to point fingers at a former Death Eater who's trying his best than it is to confront their own prejudices."

Harry blinked, then he smirked. "You've been talking to Hermione, haven't you?"

Draco flushed. "I approached her to apologize and then she wouldn't bloody stop talking at me. I just sort of...sat there and nodded occasionally."

Harry snorted. "You're a fast learner. Took me and Ron years to learn to just let her rant. We absorb what we can, but when she really gets going..." He trailed off, a soft, fond smile taking over his face. Merlin, he loved his friends.

He looked back to find Draco silent and staring at him curiously. Harry flushed under his searching gaze.

"So, are you really not going to go for the apprenticeship?" Harry asked, eager to bring his complexion back to normal.

"No," Draco said. "I have some pride left. I don't need to see my dreams denied to me explicitly in some passive-aggressive rejection letter. 'Dear Mr. Malfoy,' it'll say, 'We regret to inform you that while your credentials are extraordinary and your NEWTS have the highest marks we've ever seen, you are, unfortunately, a disgrace to all Wizarding kind. You should retreat to some distant corner of Knockturn or take refuge in the Muggle world until you either die or give in to your evil tendencies and end up in Azkaban where you belong.'"

Harry blinked. "I'd say that's less passive and more aggressive."

Draco waved a hand. "I might've embellished a little, but that would be the underlying message. So, as I said, it's a waste of time to even consider it."

"Well--is there some way I can help? Maybe--"

Draco scoffed. "I told you, Potter, I don't need your pity! Don't sully your good name on my account."

Harry rolled his eyes. "I think you know me well enough to know that's not what I mean. I want to help you like a normal friend would."

"Friends? Is that what we are?" Draco's tone was dry, but his eyes held a flicker of anxiety.

Harry bit his lip. "I don't think I could ever just be friends with you," he said quietly.

Draco's eyes flashed with hurt, his face turning otherwise blank. "Of course." He started to move to stand up.

Harry's heart stuttered. Unthinkingly, he reached out and grabbed the pale wrist. "No, Draco, you misheard me. I said I could never just be friends with you."

Draco inhaled sharply, sucking in his lip. Slowly, he knelt back onto the ground, this time closer to Harry. "Then what do you want to be?" If they weren't so close, Harry wouldn't have heard him speak.

Gathering his last scrap of courage, he looked Draco in the eye. "I want you to be mine."

Draco surged forward then, bringing their lips together. Harry met the kiss eagerly, moving his own mouth slowly against Draco's because for the first time in his life Harry realized there was no hurry.

They pulled away to breathe, and Draco's eyes were bright, his lips swollen and well kissed. Harry's need for oxygen was all that stopped him from leaning in again.

Draco scooted closer to Harry, tucking his hair into the crook of his neck. Harry wrapped his arm around Draco, not caring that it would eventually get tingly and numb.

"We'll figure this out together, Draco," Harry whispered as they both gazed up at the sleepy, twilight sky. "We're a team, you and me."

Draco nuzzled closer in answer, wrapping an arm around Harry's waist and closing his eyes.

The grass itched his skin, he swatted at the bugs, his arm was already losing blood flow, his cheek was dirty, and his neck was sore.

And yet, Harry didn't have any complaints.

Send me an ask about Harry Potter, broadway/musicals, The West Wing, and/or Taylor Swift! Or just about life in general :).

Also, I have a playlist of my 99 most listened-to songs of the year so far. Pick a number 1--99 and send me an ask and I'll write you a fic based on it!

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1. "On 3 or after 3?""Not this again." made me LOL 2. "Ashlyn's boyfriend!" "My friend first." 😂😂😂 3. I love the Caswen friendship 4. That's right Ricky. Where IS Gina? 5. OK BUT I WANNA KNOW THE CAMP NICKNAMES!! 6. SIR READ THE SCRIPT PLEASE 7. Happy birthday 😢 8. Emmy is adorable 🥲 9. MISS JEN IS MOTHER 10. This Is Me made me oddly emotional 😢😭 11. ELTON 12. Jet calling himself a theatre kid! 13. Really really unpopular opinion but I've never liked Nini 14. Aww Kourtney 😢😭😭 15. ANXIETY DOES NOT GO AWAY IN A NIGHT 16. Carlos is adorable 🥲 17. INNNN SUMMMMERRRRRR 18. ARE THEY BREAKING UP?!?! 19. Alex and Kourtney 😢😭 20. AWWW BIGGIE!!!! 21. YOU GOT THIS KOURTNEY!!!!! 22. CHANNING 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 23. Those spotlights would make me more nervous TBH 24. YAAAAASSSS QUEEEENNN!!!! 25. LOVE BADASS GINA 26. SO PROUD OF KOURTNEY!!!! 27. PUNCH CHANNING 28. SIR IF YOU BREAK GINA'S HEART AGAIN OVER NINI YOU AND I ARE GOING TO FIGHT 29. Born to be Brave!!! 30. I may not like Nini but I love her and Kourtney's friendship. It's so genuine. 31. So I know Olivia Rodrigo left but they really made it seem like she was going to stay. 32. LOVE BADASS RICKY 33. Kristoff's Lulably!!!! 34. "You've gone and changed it kid" 😢😭😭😭 35. Good for EJ standing up for himself!! 36. HE HUNG UP?!?!?! SIR WE ARE GOING TO FIGHT!!! 37. I'M PROUD OF YOU EJ!! 😭😭😭 38. Again, love the Caswen friendship 39. Might sound harsh but bye Nini 40. "So much talent at East so I'm going to go West" gives me "can't handle sharing the spotlight/attention" vibes 41. Maddox looks awesome honestly 42. NOT CORBIN CALLING HER JESSICA 😂😂😂🤣🤣 43. BYE CHANNING 44. NOT EVERYBODY SCREAMING WILDCATS WHEN HALF OF THE DON'T EVEN GO THERE 😂😂😂🤣🤣 45. Which now that I've said that, reminds me of mean girls. iykyk 46. Corbin singing is *chef's kiss* 47. Awww they're signing their names :') 48. I feel like EJ signing "Elton" and not "EJ" was him accepting that he's an adult now. 49. Every day was done beautifully 50. I just love seeing everyone having so much fun 51. TRENDING IN BRAZIL 52. Yay a lotto ticket!!! 53. Gina you looked a lil jealous🤨 54. Ohh ok we're doing a time jump 55. EVERYONE LOOKS AMAZING 56. Also lowkey concerned about the "wearing Kourtney Greene" & "it's Kourtney. No last name" difference 57. "You're watching Disney+" 😂😂🤣. Also showing my age here but I thought he did it wrong because I was thinking about Disney Channel, not Disney+ 58. I'm almost willing to bet "You think you know someone" was about EJ cuz that's her outfit from 3x05 59. Hello Val 😂 60. Don't ever change Ricky 🥲🥲 61. Maddox x Ashlyn!! I love Maddox's reaction 😂😂 62. IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE CRASH THAT CARLOS IS WITH?!?!?! 63. NOT WHOEVER THAT GUY IS (i'm going with Crash) ADJUSTING HIS CLOTHES!!! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY DISNEY?!?!?! 64. "This is not what I signed up for" 😂 65. No editing was needed for Jet. Love the sibling energy from Maddox 😂😂🤣 66. Ricky just looking cute and smiling adorably for the camera 😂 67. BIGGIE!!!! 68. I feel like he did that so publicly so that Ashlyn wouldn't feel alone. 69. But also SIR WHY ARE YOU EVEN IN THE DOC?!?! 70. "Good for him" 😂 71. EJ WAS RESTRAINING HIMSELF 😂 72. Does that mean 3x05 was a fake slap? I could never tell 73. Awww "You're my brother" can't say it enough, LOVE THE CASWEN FRIENDSHIP🥲🥲🥲🥲 74. RINA?!?!?! 75. IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?!?!?!?!?!? 76. GIRL HOW DID YOU NOT SEE IT COMING?!?! 77. "You aren't a maybe. You're a yes" 😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭 excuse me while i freak out 78. I hear you in the background Rina cue 79. BOY YOU BETTER STOP HER!!!!! 80. WAIT?!?!?!?!? 81. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 82. RINA CUE IS SCREAMING NOW!!!! 83. SIS GRABBED HIS FACE!!! AS A QUEEN SHOULD!!!!!!! 84. "Don't get me started" 😢😢😭😭 SIR PLEASE DO CUZ I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR ALL ABOUT IT 85. Also does that mean everyone has to come back into the room when the trailer premiers? Cuz that's hella awkward. 86. I'm dying. I'm deceased. ☠️☠️☠️☠️

Now that I've had a few days I just wanted to share this:

It was nice looking at everyone's names!

[imo-chan-imagines]

Can I request two characters? First, Haru with 🍒, with the reader being the virgin please. Like a gentle patient Haru guiding the reader through every step. 😭 And for Daisuke, voyeurism/edging pleaseeeee. Reader is touching herself and thinking about Daisuke when he walks in. Proceeds to tell the reader to keep going but not letting her cum she really begs. Then obviously there’s a round two after. 😂😂😂 Thank you so much!! Congrats on 500 followers! :)

Haru + Losing Virginity | FKBU Drabble

Haru × virgin!fem!reader

♡ Read Daisuke's request ♡

Prompt 5: 🍒 LOSING VIRGINITY 🍒

Warnings: 18+, smut, virgin reader, losing virginity, soft and guiding Haru, lots and lots of kissing, protected sex, oral, fingering, nipple play, bit of mutual possessiveness, dash of fluff 🥺, implied aftercare, request, 500 followers event, drabble

A/N: Hello, lovely!! Thank you so much for requesting my boys 🥺 Whoops, this ended up kind of long 😳 Since this is a two part request, I'll post the other one separately and hyperlink it back to this one, okay? Stay tuned!

The event is now closed, so I'm not accepting any more event requests, but I will keep posting all the requests I received before before deadline. Anyway, enjoy ♡

• EVENT CLOSED •

⚠️ 18+ CONTENT! MINORS: PLEASE DO NOT INTERACT ⚠️

"And you're sure you want this?" asks Haru, cupping your face with his hand. It was the fourth time he'd asked that since he got back to your apartment.

You press a soft, almost chaste kiss on his lips. "Yes, Haru. I'm sure."

That kiss makes his heart beat wildly. It's almost painful how much he wants you, but he doesn't want to hurt you. Ever. He wants to protect you. Make you feel safe. Loved.

He swallows, his throat drying out as it fully dawns on him that he'll be your first time.

"Alright." There's an awkward pause. "I'll be gentle, okay? And tell me if you want to stop. I won't mind. I want you to feel safe and enjoy yourself."

You nod, your heart swelling. He holds your jaw and kisses you deeply, his hands roaming your body and discarding your layers. Even just kissing him, you're breathless.

He's takes his time removing both of your clothes, building your anticipation and arousal. And when he struggles for a second with the clasp of your bra, you giggle, making him chuckle.

When your bra drops to the floor, he's hypnotised, watching your nipples pebble under his gaze. Gingerly, you take his hand and pull it to your boob, encouraging him to touch you.

He's gentle as he rolls your flesh under his palm, pulling your mouth back to his and enveloping your light, adorable moan.

You tilt backwards as he lowers you down to the bed, your kisses becoming more heated as his body presses down on yours.

"You look so beautiful," Haru whispers, leaving a trail of kisses down your body, from your neck down to your stomach.

Sliding your underwear down your legs, he runs his hands along your thighs, spreading them wide. You shiver at the look in his eyes as he bites his lower lip.

"Fuck," he murmurs. Your core clenches, feeling the slick of your arousal dripping from your core.

Haru leans forward, pressing a slow, deep kiss against your pussy. You gasp at the feeling of his tongue licking up between your folds, your hips jolting when he catches your clit.

"That feel good?" he asks. The vibrations caress you as he continues to nudge and swirl his tongue around your swollen bud.

"Mhm," you mewl.

"I'm gonna try and make you cum, okay?" he says, looking up at you. He face is flushed as he returns his tongue between your thighs.

He's gentle, but passionate, endeavouring to please you with every movement, his cock getting harder with every suck on your clit and quiet curse under your breath.

You run you hand through his hair as you feel the pressure building inside you, like you're about to burst, rocking your hips into his face.

"That's it, baby," he groans. "That's it. Don't fight it. You can let go, it's okay. I've got you."

You find yourself holding your breath as your orgasm snaps inside you, releasing in warm, pulsing waves through your body that bring a tear sparkling in your lashes.

"Breathe, baby," he hushes, caressing his thumb back and forth over the skin of your thigh as you shudder against him. You trust his words, breathing deeper. "That's it. Good girl."

"Mmh...want more," you say, basking in your high as he moves over you.

"It's okay if you're too tired..."

"I'm not too tired!" You pull his head down to yours, bumping foreheads a little too forcefully, both hissing at the pain. "Ouch... No. I want you, Haru. So much. I'm not too tired, I promise."

Haru strokes the pink mark on your forehead and kisses it. "Okay, baby. Hold on."

He leans over to the nightstand and fiddles with a condom packet, repressing a groan as he slides the rubber over his throbbing cock.

"Open your legs for me, baby" he says, placing a guiding hand on each knee. "That's it."

He runs a finger through your folds, coating it in your arousal, before dipping inside your cunt, the other hand encircling your clit as he fucks you with his finger, prepping your tight hole for the girth of his cock.

You let out a contented sigh, rolling your hips and sucking his digit further inside you.

"You want another?" he asks, lovingly stroking a particularly sensitive spot.

You nod, letting out a moan. "Mmm...p-please."

He slides in a second finger, pumping them inside your walls until you're loose and slopping, lewd sounds coming your pussy and escaping your mouth.

"H-Haru-" you hiccup. You stare through lidded eyes at his erect cock, and bite your lip. "Fuck me. Please, I n-need you inside me."

A groan eminates from his throat, his cock twitching. A tingle rushes over your skin, a strong pulse surging to your core as he kneels between your legs, aligning his tip with your entrance.

Holding onto your hips, he eases forwards, inching his way in, until he's buried inside you to the hilt. It aches as he stretches you out, filling you entirely, his fingers massaging into the flesh of your hips while he waits.

You whimper when he starts to rock his hips into yours, and he hushes you, leaning down and holding your cheek, and placing a feverish kiss on your lips.

"Does it hurt? Should I stop?" he asks.

You shake your head. "N-No. I'm okay. Please, k-keep going."

He covers your neck with kisses as he moves again, his hips gradually reaching deeper inside you, increasing from isolated thrusts to a slow, tender pace.

His mouth falls to you chest, sucking on your plush flesh and toying at your nipples with his tongue.

"Fuck, you're so tight," he groans. "Mm...s-so good."

His thrusts send subtle ripples across your body as he pulses inside you, his tip stimulating that same, sensitive area inside you, over and over, making the discomfort dissolve into pleasure.

"Shit, I-I love you, Y/N," he groans, his mouth finding yours. "I love you so much!"

Even amid the groans and sighs of his rapidly approaching climax, he reaches down between you, stroking your clit and pulling you quickly towards your second orgasm.

"Haru! That–!" you whimper. The tension builds unbearably between your legs, threatening to break free with every drag of his cock against your walls.

"Come on, baby. C-Cum for me again," he coos. "Wanna f-feel you cum around me. Can you do that for me? Cum on my cock?"

A few more skills thrusts, and you're mewling out his name as his words pull you over the edge, your body quivering under him and eyes rolling back in your head.

He lets out a desperate gasp as you clamp and spasm around him, sending his hips into an erratic rhythm, before finally cumming, milking himself inside you.

After removing the condom, be collapses down next to you and holds you close, panting as he presses his forehead against yours. His hands feel warm and protective at the nape of your neck.

"That's my girl," he whispers, kissing your open mouth. Your body is still shaking in the aftershocks of your orgasm. "You did so well. Hey, look at me. Breathe. That's it." He pauses, breathing in your scent. "I'm yours now, Y/N."

You nuzzle into his chest, your eyelids beginning to close. "And I'm yours."

© imo-chan-imagines 2021

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Hello, lovelies! Tell Me Something Tuesday is a meme created by Rainy Day Ramblings and currently hosted by Because Reading Is Better Than Real Life, That's What I'm Talking About, For What It's Worth, Book Girl of Mur-y-Castell and Offbeat YA. It provides weekly discussion prompts on various book and blogging topics with optional participation.

This week's prompt is fitting for Valentine's Day: Share your favorite romance moments: movie, book, story, etc.

I’m a major lover of rom-coms, so I would never be able to narrow down my favorite film moments. It was hard enough with the topic I chose, as I sit here surrounded by no less then four piles of books for ✨research✨ for this post: my Top 7 Fictional Kisses of All Time. (Why seven, you ask? Because I couldn’t narrow it down to five, and this post is already too long without including ten. 😅) But, truly, the list could go on and on!

What are your favorite fictional kisses? Do any of these make the list?

7. City of Heavenly Fire by Cassandra Clare (Jace & Clary) 🔥

"'Is something wrong?' Hearing Jace sound uncertain--she thought maybe her heart was cracking, shattering into pieces. 'No,' she whispered, and pulled him down again. They both tasted salt. 'Kiss me,' she pleaded, and he did, hot languorous slow kisses that sped up as his heartbeat did, as the movement of their bodies quickened against each other. Each kiss was different, each rising higher and higher like a spark as a fire grew: quick soft kisses that told her he loved her, long slow worshipful kisses that said that he trusted her, playful light kisses that said that he still had hope, adoring kisses that said he had faith in her as he did in no one else. Clary abandoned herself to the kisses, the language of them, the wordless speech that passed between the two of them."

6. Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows by J.K. Rowling (Ron & Hermione) 😂

"There was a clatter as the basilisk fangs cascaded out of Hermione's arms. Running at Ron, she flung them around his neck and kissed him full on the mouth. Ron threw away the fangs and broomstick he was holding and responded with such enthusiasm that he lifted Hermione off her feet. 'Is this the moment?' Harry asked weakly, and when nothing happened except that Ron and Hermione gripped each other still more firmly and swayed on the spot, he raised his voice. 'OI! There's a war going on here!' Ron and Hermione broke apart, their arms still around each other. 'I know, mate,' said Ron, who looked as though he had recently been hit on the back of the head with a Bludger, 'so it's now or never, isn't it?'"

5. Everything Leads to You by Nina LaCour (Emi & Ava) 🎬

"When we tip our faces to the side, we do it in the perfect movie way--no awkward repositionings, no pressed noses. I swear: I can hear the music swelling. But then. Our lips touch. The imaginary music goes quiet. The room is only a room and we are the miracles. Her mouth is warm and human and soft, and her hand presses hard and insistent against my back, her breasts press against mine. My hand grazes the delicate line of her jaw; there's the whisper of her hair against my fingers as we kiss harder."

4. Carry On by Rainbow Rowell (Simon & Baz) 🦇

"He shakes his head, and he's saying something, and I think I might kiss him. Because I've never kissed anyone before. (I was afraid I might bite.) And I've never wanted to kiss anyone but him. (I won't bite. I won't hurt him.) I just want to kiss him, then go. 'Simon...,' I say. And then he kisses me."

3. The Mark of Athena by Rick Riordan (Annabeth & Percy) 💪

"Annabeth didn't mean to, but she surged forward. Percy rushed toward her at the same time. The crowd tensed. Some reached for swords that weren't there. Percy threw his arms around her. They kissed, and for a moment nothing else mattered. An asteroid could have hit the planet and wiped out all life, and Annabeth wouldn't have cared. Percy smelled of ocean air. His lips were salty. Seaweed Brain, she thought giddily. Percy pulled away and studied her face. 'Gods, I never thought--' Annabeth grabbed his wrist and flipped him over her shoulder. He slammed into the stone pavement. Romans cried out. Some surged forward, but Reyna shouted, 'Hold! Stand down!' Annabeth put her knee on Percy's chest. She pushed her forearm against his throat. She didn't care what the Romans thought. A white-hot lump of anger expanded in her chest--a tumor of worry and bitterness that she'd been carrying around since last autumn. 'If you ever leave me again,' she said, her eyes stinging, 'I swear to all the gods--' Percy had the nerve to laugh. Suddenly, the lump of heated emotions melted inside Annabeth. 'Consider me warned,' Percy said. 'I missed you, too.'"

2. The Raven King by Maggie Stiefvater (Ronan & Adam) 🏎️

"Words kept rising up inside Ronan and bursting before they ever escaped. He felt he'd already asked the question; he couldn't also give the answer. Three deer appeared at the tree line, just at the edge of the porch light's reach. One of them was the beautiful pale buck, his antlers like branches or roots. He watched them, and they watched him, and then Ronan could not stand it. 'Adam?' When Adam kissed him, it was every mile per hour Ronan had ever gone over the speed limit. It was every window-down, goose-bumps-on-skin, teeth-chattering-cold night drive. It was Adam's ribs under Ronan's hands and Adam's mouth on his mouth, again and again and again. It was stubble on lips and Ronan having to stop, to get his breath, to restart his heart. They were both hungry animals, but Adam had been starving for longer."

1. Dangerous Angels by Francesca Lia Block (Weetzie & My Secret Agent Lover Man) 🍦

"He kissed her. A kiss about apple pie a la mode with the vanilla creaminess melting in the pie heat. A kiss about chocolate, when you haven't eaten chocolate in a year. A kiss about palm trees speeding by, trailing pink clouds when you drive down the Strip sizzling with champagne. A kiss about spotlights fanning the sky and the swollen sea spilling like tears all over your legs."

[thelazywitchsblog]

Well hello my lovelies.

I decided to rewatch New Moon and ooh boy do I have some thoughts:

The moon fading to reveal the title of the movie is satisfying

Why does the movie start with narration?

Nice transition though.

Okay so if the old woman is supposed to be a reflection of Bella as an old woman, then shouldn't they, meaning young Bella and old Bella, be wearing the same clothes? I know it's a dream but still...

Why does Bella's room look so...cluttered and full to the brim?

She has an irrational fear of being old...it's annoying.

"R&J essay due"... R&J = Romeo and Juliet. Why am I finally understanding this now?

"Oh look Cullen's here" wow Mike. Salty much?

Edward's model walk 😂

Idk why but I'm already annoyed with this movie. And it's just been 6 minutes.

Oh Taylor Lautner's wig gives me nightmares.

Jacob 100% made that dream-catcher didn't he?

"You give me everything just by breathing"...why so sappy?

Alice just walk down those stairs instead of jumping off.

Jasper 😍😍😍

Okay but why does Jasper and Bella seem to have more chemistry in that one scene in the hallway than Edward and Bella do in this entire movie?

I don't like this movie much.

Ooh the teacher got shade

Edward pretending to think about his answer 😂😂

I'm more interested in the glass of Pomelo juice my dad brought me just now more than this movie. AND I DON'T EVEN LIKE POMELO!

Okay so there's the Volturi, right? But who tells the new vampires about them? Like as seen, vampires are not social and they live either alone, or with their partners. Even James, Victoria and Laurent were seen to be an unusual grouping. So who tells the newborn Vampires about the Volturi when they wake up alone?

Why is this birthday scene so awkward?

Oh yes Edward push Bella away into a table. That'll help.

Edward looks constipated 😂😂

The gauze that was set on fire looked so beautiful. Also, hello cover photo of the book.

Bella has more chemistry with Carlisle than Edward lmao

Idk why but Edward driving Bella's truck is hilarious to me.

Bella stop talking.

This movie would be so much better if it focused more on the other characters than on Edward and Bella...

Bella and Edward kiss like they're rubbing sandpaper on their lips.

The music is good though.

Why do all important conversations, revelations take place inside a goddamn forest for these people? Why not sit inside or on the front steps and talk?

Oh honey, you not going.

Okay but can you imagine imposing yourself like that to your boyfriend's family when they're going away like "Oh you're going? I'm coming too". My awkward self would never!

This scene is more understandable when you've read Midnight Sun and yk Edward has been planning to leave since the first book/movie.

No Bella. He wants you. He just doesn't want to take you along with him. There's a difference.

"You're just not good for me." Ouch. That hurts.

Okay but the angled shots of Bella symbolizing how her world is slowly being turned sideways by Edward saying he doesn't want her and is leaving is 😘

No don't lie on the cold forest floor. It's crawling with bugs.

Okay but imagine seeing a pair of eyes peering at you like that. Creepy.

Charlie probably thinks the Cullens kidnapped Bella lmao.

Bella and Sam have more chemistry than Bella and Edward.

Also, props to Charlie for getting a Search and Rescue team up and running so quickly.

So she just sat in front of that window? Imagine going to school and coming home and just...sitting in front of a window. Not moving. Not doing anything.

Say his name, Bella.

Okay but Charlie should take Bella to a psychiatrist. She's having nightmares, she's depressed.

"He's not coming back". It's phrased as if Edward is dead.

Ask Jessica first tho.

Charlie is so sceptical of Bella going shopping lmao

"Hi Jessica. It's Bella. Yeah...Bella Swan." That's hilarious.

Jessica is smart though.

"Some girls like to shop. Not all girls apparently." Shade, much?

And Jessica became self-absorbed again.

At least Jessica looks worried I guess.

No you don't know those guys. Keep walking.

Yes Bella please turn around before you end up as another crime statistic.

I'm gonna barf.

Guy probably thinks she's crazy.

Jessica has every right to be angry. I don't even blame her.

Bella being an idiot again seems to be the main theme.

Most people bring food to other people's house. Bella brings scrap metal

Accurate representation of teenagers doing stupid shit I guess?

It's the Werewolf genes, Bella. Or Shifter genes, I guess.

I would be very afraid of a person who doesn't like music.

Bella influencing Jacob is hilarious. She's an idiot. The only way she'll be influencing him is by infecting him with her idiocy.

Quill, honey, no. You don't look hot doing that introduction.

Nice transition again.

This movie gets weirder when you realize Jacob and Bella have this attraction to each other because of that one egg in her tubes that's supposed to become her daughter.

Charlie is a good father.

I badly want a movie from Charlie's perspective.

Jacob don't fish for things that aren't there. You'll only end up getting hurt.

How tf Bella recognised Sam from so far away? Girl's got that eagle-vision or something.

Don't say "rush" in front of Bella. She's like a junkie to rush.

"...following Sam around like a little puppy." Well, you're not that far off.

This movie became enjoyable as soon as Edward left. Just noticed that.

Bella hitting her head...ouch.

Just realized how ingrained it is in Bella to apologise for bleeding. Which is not normal. Girl probably apologies 24/7 during her periods.

It looks so awkward when Bella finally joins the table.

Oh Mike. Please knock it off.

Also, Mike is that one friend who constantly hits on you and doesn't take no for an answer and doesn't understand that maybe, you just wanna be friends with him and nothing more. He's a "nice" guy.

"Movie night with Bella." Jessica knows it's a recipe for disaster.

Angela looks beautiful though.

The handrest thing was awkward.

Oof. That gotta hurt Jacob so much, her pulling away like that.

Why is this convo so awkward?

Why is Jacob saying "I know what he did to you" like Edward was a psychopath who killed Bella's beloved pet and entire family?

WOAH JACOB CALM DOWN!

Well at least this confrontation is not inside a forest.

Also, THE NASTY WIG IS GONE!

Jacob stop mumbling.

Is the tattoo mandatory to join the wolf-pack?

Jacob looks like a scared kid 🥺

Also, Bella is using Jacob to heal herself. It's selfish.

"Break up"? When did you even get together?

I'm surprised they didn't show us how clumsy Bella is through her trek in the forest searching for that field.

The dry and dead field as a metaphor for Bella's life without Edward...

Laurent creeps me out. Yk he's upto no good by his line of questioning.

But I like his accent though.

The wolves are here!

Ooh that's a beautiful slow-mo shot.

Harry knows something 😏

Jacob should probably be a gymnast.

All these hints and suggestions. Just say it outright.

Don't give him hope, Bella.

Bella is probably prophetic or something. Or her intuitions are on overdrive. I mean, she dreams the truth about Edward in the first movie and now the truth about Jacob in this one. I know it's her remembering through her dreams but still...

Paul and Bella have more chemistry in this one scene than Bella and Edward or Bella and Jacob.

Emily's place looks beautiful.

Emily is beautiful.

Emily gonna spend her entire life in the kitchen cooking for the pack, isn't she?

Sam and Emily need a backstory movie.

Also, how much did Jake tell everyone about Bella.

Paul is adorable.

That guy talking to Bella inside Emily's house is cute as well.

Why does everything happen to Bella?

Is Jacob gonna jog home?

Ooh I love this background music.

There's our hated redhead.

How did Charlie and the others not hear Jacob and Victoria?

Of course she's going Cliff Diving.

Being human does not mean JUMPING OFF OF CLIFFS!!

And there's Victoria.

The scene of Bella drowing and hallucinating Edward is so...beautifully created.

So until Jacob was an ordinary guy, Bella didn't have any interest. Now that Jacob is a wolf, she's interested. Wow.

I don't know what Jacob expected. Of course she's gonna dump him like hot trash as soon as the possibility of the Cullens coming back is dangled in front of her.

ALICE!!

"...prone to life threatening idiocy." Perfectly describes Bella.

Did Jacob actually go inside Bella's house without knocking or letting himself known? That's creepy.

Alice and Jacob have more chemistry than Jacob and Bella.

"As soon as you put the dog out." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"It's just Alice." ITS ALICE! Don't sound so disappointed.

Jacob and Bella about to kiss just looks wrong. It's like he's about to kiss his sister.

Yk Jacob knew who was calling.

Of all the idiotic...

Omg Jacob stop. Jacob is behaving like that toxic friend who sabotages your relationships and guilts you for making your own choices.

Is Edward's shirt torn? Lol.

He wants to die. Not join your cult.

Volterra is beautiful.

Something about Bella running through the streets among all these people dressed in red is beautiful.

EDWARD STOP!

Oh that little girl noticed.

Okay the inner romantic in me is loving this reunion.

I wanna be everything to someone 🥺

And we're back to the weird kissing.

Why does Edward look hungover?

Edward looks weird in that robe.

A human trapped in an elevator with a bunch of vampires listening to elevator music...there's gotta be a joke somewhere about it.

Aro looks like that creepy uncle at family gatherings who gets high on drugs and makes everyone uncomfortable.

Aro is probably pissed off that he can't hear Bella's thoughts.

Aro's laugh is psychotic 🤣🤣🤣

Marcus is so done with Aro 😂😂😂

Bella's hair in that slow-mo tossing her around scene 😍

Just Bella's hair in this entire scene

Also, this entire fight sequence is beautiful.

That smashing him into the stairs gotta hurt.

Aro never loved anyone so he wouldn't understand how a human can give their life to save someone they love. Even if that person is a vampire. Or any other monster.

And this is where Aro's obsession with Alice starts.

That vision is so beautiful and peaceful.

Don't say her name with your creepy ass mouth in that creepy whisper, Aro.

Oh the kids 🥺🥺🥺

Oh she's back.

Yes please. Don't ever do that to Charlie.

Did Edward seriously hide behind her door? 😂😂😂

No don't forgive him for that shit he put you through.

And they're kissing 😒

Omg just change her and get it over with. Can't deal with her whinning about it anymore.

This whole voting thing is awkward.

Jasper 😍😍😍

Yk Rosalie, if you weren't a vampire, you would be dead, wouldn't have gotten revenge and also wouldn't have met Emmett and he would've also been dead. So please stop with the whole "Woe is me I'm a vampire" thing. It's getting annoying.

Omg Jacob stop 🙈 this is embarrassing

Oh you won't let her?! Let her?! She's not yours so you can make decisions for her! Yes she's an idiot but she can make her own choices and the choice is clear: She wants Edward. She wants to be Vampire. Deal with it.

Jacob don't be a toxic "nice" guy friend.

Oh no please don't fight 😒

Oh please. You made your choice clear Bella.

The movie ends with that gasp of disbelief 😂😂😂 as if Bella can't believe that Edward would propose, which to be fair, came out of nowhere.

And it's over. Finally!

I don't like this one much.