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Ships that make sense to me and me only.
#my doodles#I will NOT be maintagging this#if you find it you find it#this is awful#they have no chemistry#they never interact#they do not exist in the same fucking universe#Joe would be decimated by the silver haired bastard#he's not living this#I would say sorry but I'm not#sephy here used to be a MASSIVE blorbo for me#I cannot even begin to describe how he altered my psyche#he'll never truly go away
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and if i say people only like steddie and h*rringrove because a big part of the fanmade content in their fandoms is sexual ...
#anti harringrove#anti steddie#you're just looking for excuses to sexualize attractive white guys#they have NO CHEMISTRY#literally searched up steddie and harringrove on here... guess what's the first thing that pops up#smut. it's smut. wouldn't be surprised if most of the fandom is cishet women
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Finally read the maze runner series so now I can watch the movies.
Let me just say, I understand why people ship Thomas with literally anyone except the two actual love interests
#they have no chemistry#and then there’s him and newt#or Minho#like damn boys calm down#maze runner#newtmas#thomho#is that what it is?#thominho
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i know you hate tough questions 😔 but i want to know your opinion on people who ship eva with apollo bc ''jacks is too mean'' 🤩 and yes those people exist
hiiii rose!!!!! thanks for the ask :D
i don't hate tough questions, i'm just dumb LMAO🧍♀️
ok but first of all...what the hell- WHY WOULD THEY SHIP EVA WITH APOLLO??? APOLLO IS A MILLION TIMES WORSE????
here's reasons why what apollo did is even worse than the fact he just took her memories :D
he listened to her crying and screaming, begging to be let go and felt no pity while claiming to like her
took away important parts of her life from her
is now manipulating her to love him even though she never did
also is trying to kill jacks over her because he's an inconvenience (he could stop him from gaslight gatekeep girlbossing eva 😱😱😱)
i hate him
WHY WOULD YOU EVER SHIP APOLLO WITH EVA WHEN HE'S DONE WORSE THAN JACKS IN THIS SERIES???? LIKE I DONT GET IT also the point of jacks's character is to be mean 🧍♀️that's the point of him- he's also never tried to intentionally hurt eva (physically) and he's never even tried to kill her??? and lala has??? and so has chaos??? and nobody talks about how lala is literally worse than jacks????
jacks has also never manipulated eva. now you might be thinking "of course he has" when has he said he was good though 🤨🤨🤨🤨 when did he say he had good intentions with her 🤨🤨🤨🤨 when did he say he wasn't a fate without feelings 🤨🤨🤨🤨 bro has literally warned her THE ENTIRE SERIES about himself. like come on man he's not that evil when he doesn't even manipulate people. all he did was not tell eva what his plans were. that was it. he just wanted to open the arch
apollo just sucks so much and i'm very curious why he wants eva as his wife SO BAD but is willing to listen to her cry and scream and beg for mercy 🤨
ALSO ANOTHER THING, EVA TRIED TO HELP APOLLO THROUGHOUT THESE BOOKS AND THIS IS HOW HE REPAYS HER????
closing thoughts: if you ship eva and apollo, go ahead and unfollow me rq
#NO BECAUSE APOLLO IS LITERALLY THE DEFINITION OF EVIL#HE HAD BAD VIBES FROM BOOK ONE#how would you ship them#they have no chemistry#i'll make another post about this but evangeline and jacks are the same person in a lot of ways#they are incredibly similar but different at the same time so that's why they work#i hate apollo honestly#thanks for the ask tho#now i'm mad that those people exist though#give me their names.#tbona#ouabh#jacks prince of hearts#evajacks#the ballad of never after#evangeline fox#jacks x evangeline#caraval#books#stephanie garber#acftl#a curse for true love#acftl asks#a curse for true love asks#asks#book asks#tbona asks#ouabh asks#once upon a broken heart asks#the ballad of never after asks
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It’s the “great chemistry” in the room with us right now?
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Sometimes...characters being in a romantic relationship is worse.
#text#sometimes it's the most boring way to have characters interact#sometimes it's worse than the chemistry they have as literally any other kind of relationship#sometimes their platonic dynamic is better#sometimes their hostile dynamic is better#sometimes their dynamic is better if it's anything other than romance#because maybe them falling into generic romance is how you ruin their characters.#aro#aromantic#aroace#i only tag these because it feels relevant to why i feel this way
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i wanted to try drawing older Mabel and Dipper !
#gravity falls#mabel pines#dipper pines#artists on tumblr#tbob#not gonna lie im not too sold on these designs so i may change things later if i ever wanna draw them again#i was looking at their old character designs and concept art for inspiration#mabel lowkey looks like a fashion mess but! i think its in character so whatevvsss#also firm believer that they both have glasses. mabel doesnt wear contacts bc she likes fun frames + contacts are too uncomfortable for her#dipper doesnt wear contacts because hes too busy for contacts and he can never put them in right#also took some insp from kristen schaal. alex hirsch. ariel hirsch. jason ritter for them too#also. i know dipper is shown to be a STEM-y kid but i firmly am a believer hes a STEM enjoyer in the service of art. like the fanfiction#writer thats studies physics or chemistry to get a certain detail right or something. or the entire futurama writers room lol#like i do think he wants to make documentaries or shows abt the supernatural or whatever#and mabel helps out with the adventuring :)#kind of like buzzfeed unsolved in the golden era of youtube#turtlearts
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They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.
#ra speaks#personal#JOKING.#this is a joke this is a parody of right wing rants regarding social phenomenon they believe to be oppressed by left leaning politics.#but within the perspective of an old fictional hitman.#this is a joke tangentially referencing my fictional hitmen from a fictional story in which no harm comes to career politicians#obviously but also if this gets me on a list o7#fbi agent in my phone I’m a disabled autistic dyke with zero engineering or chemistry background#my skills are best applied to…idk sabatoging national forest harvest regimes? but I’m not doing that they’re neglected enough as is.#edit: oops this is getting notes o/ hiiiii cia agent reading this post <3 a union leader my dad worked w got fucking assassinated#by Pinkertons and y’all didn’t do shit. I hope you have visions of hell and become a nomadic hermit self flagellating in the woods#edit 2: ooooooh there was a pres debate last night. that’s why people care about my two week old joke hitman post. was wondering why.
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#i have full exam season next week and coming up with the names gave me some extra fun#personally i’m more of a#chemistry#person myself#(though my recent grades are working hard to prove me wrong)#anyways#how does one tag again?#poll#!!#science#stem#science side of tumblr#never mind#nadirants
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#tweets#extremely relevant to my fandom#'WAH WAAAH WHY CANT BIRDRICK BE PLATONIC WAHH WAAHHH NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE GAY'#lmao 99% of protagonists end up in a straight relationship even if the characters have no chemistry#we can't have ONE same-gender relationship?#this happens in other fandoms too#I saw a wednesday/enid ship post on facebook and the comments were an endless spew of 'wah wah why can't they be FRIENDS'#who the fuck said they can't??#you just don't like it because it's a WLW ship
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marina ida? more like marina ILY!!!! 🫶
#i have chemistry homework#idk what im doing#mari's art#splatoon#splatoon fanart#marina splatoon#marina ida#splatoon marina#pearlina#pearl splatoon#pearl houzuki
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#baldur’s gate 3#astarion#dark urge#bg3#astarion/tav#dark urge tav and astarion have altered my brain chemistry#bg3 spoilers#baldur’s gate iii#bg3 memes#bg3 screenshots#the dark urge
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doomed from the start 🏹
[these illustrations are inspired by @silverskye13's incredible writing -> 📝! everything about it is so special, and i just really wanted to draw something for it (^_^)]
#silver you have changed the chemistry of my brain with your writing#thank you thank you th#bdoubleo100#ethoslab#last life smp#terracottaart#these were my first proper digital illustrations in what seems like a Really long time (a month lol) and im so happy with how it turned out#!!!
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ANTHONY AND KATE BRIDGERTON, THE VISCOUNT AND VISCOUNTESS Bridgerton: Season 3, Episode 7 'Joining of Hands'
#*gifs#1k#bridgerton#bridgertonedit#kanthony#kanthonyedit#anthony bridgerton#kate bridgerton#dailykanthony#kanthonydaily#dailybridgerton#ughmerlin#ivashkovadrian#userzoya#tuserbea#userhann#uservalentina#usernik#useryash#userhella#userzaynab#bridgerton spoilers#netflix give me the india spin off istg they're too cute and have too much chemistry to waste this
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reminding everyone that the in-universe problem with The Doctor and The Master isn’t “ooo horrible nasty enemies who hate each other and don’t get along and fight all the time but are also in love”
the problem is that they get along. the problem is that they can’t stop themselves from falling naturally into a rhythm of riffing off one another and enjoying the other’s company. THAT is the problem. the problem is that it works and that’s the thing that caused all their issues. they like one another. they just click.
#doctor who#thoschei#the doctor and the master#the master#twissy#they’re also the two worst people on the planet(s) l#lol#it’s the person you can’t help having chemistry with#they almost don’t have a choice#they both know it too#sometimes one of them will pretend it isn’t true but it is it’s the very much mutually understood truth#the problem is they just like one another a lot#not even in a romantic way#even tho it’s romantic lol#they just LIKE one another !!!#what was that thing stephen moffat said#companions bring it up all the time too. it doesn’t make sense why the doctor lets them get away with so much. it frustrates every companio#when they see that the truth of the matter is that the doctor just LIKES the Master#the two kids every teacher sits intentionally far far far away from one another lmao
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I do think Blazing Saddles handled its one depiction of native americans very poorly, and the full extent of its representation of chinese workers on the railroad is they were literally just there. not even one single speaking line. unclear if this is worse or better than the redface.
it's fucking phenomenal at lampooning antiblack racism though. extremely blatant, extremely funny satire, which is constantly and loudly saying "racism is the philosophy of the terminally stupid at best and morally depraved at worst, and we should all be pointing and laughing at them 24/7"
plus the main character is a heroic black man who has to navigate a whole lot of bullshit but is constantly smirking at the extraordinarily stupid racists and inviting the audience into the joke. the one heroic white character is a guy who was suicidally depressed until he met the protagonist and they just instantly became buds, and he's firmly in a supporting role the whole time and happy to be there. the protagonist saves the day with the help of his black friends from the railroad, and uses the position of power he was given to uplift not only those friends, but all the railroad workers of other minorities too, in an explicit show of solidarity.
anyone saying "Blazing Saddles is racist" had better be talking about its treatment of non-black minorities. it had better not be such superficial takes as "oh but they say the n-word all the time" or "they have nazis and the kkk in there!" because goddamn if that's the full extent of your critique I very seriously suggest you read up on media analysis. there is too much going over your head, you need to learn to recognize satire.
#blazing saddles#finx watches tv#finx rambles#I recognize that I'm saying all this as someone who's not black#but I am also saying it as someone with a basic understanding of race relations in the usa#and a basic understanding of sarcasm#bc it really does not take more than that to recognize what they're doing in this movie#it is NOT subtle#and it is very funny#mel brooks movies are kinda hit or miss for me ngl#men in tights is great if a bit too crass for my taste#spaceballs has great jokes but the central story lacks any real heart so it doesn't grab me#history of the world was just kind of unpleasant and then I switched it off#but blazing saddles? phenomenal#I could not stop laughing the whole way through#and the central story DOES have heart bc it's the friendship between bart and#whassisname#jim#the Kid#plus bart working out how to succeed at an impossible task#also frankly cleavon little just grounds the comedy really well even before gene wilder shows up and we get their chemistry#bc he's cool calm collected and constantly inviting the audience into the joke#but the character's not too cool to ever mess up or ever be silly#he makes bad choices and gets into bad situations and then has to get himself out of them#but it's.....oh wait duh there's a term for this already#he's the straight man#he grounds all the zany nonsense by being in strong contrast to it#and he does a great job of it!#anyway#point is I deeply enjoyed this movie and I'm glad I finally watched it
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