#they got me y’all

[ho3-y]

How very dare u staff I’m innocent. Help me find my people 😭

[highlordofkrypton]

Gnawing at the bars of my enclosure waiting for the next Agatha All Along episode 😭

[giggly-squiggily]

Rain Code spoilers below the cut!

Well, chapter 0 is finished! I’ve decided I’m NOT gonna get attached to anymore characters! I refuse to! I won’t be so easily swoon-

…….🫠

[juliaharts]

Unfortunately I am having sami feelings

[alaraxia]

needless to say the vibes were in shambles

[badolmen]

They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.

[asteroidaffection]

curvy curly

[housecow]

lol I hope you weren’t under the impression that the dress was hiding how ill fitting your bra was….

i’m not really worried abt that bc imagine these in that dress. if you’re at my height or taller than me: YOURE WELCOME

[anothersuperstition]

will you welcome your extinction in the morning rays?

[adoctornotatumbl-r]

spock , roughly two seconds before doing something so unhinged no one else has even thought of it : good thing i’m a vulcan and i would never do something irrational or illogical lmaoo

[aestheticallynotdeerlightful]

Thoughts and doodles

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(Please do not use, or repost my works anywhere without explicit permission from me thank you <3)

[icaruspendragon]

he did. my husband tried. he tried to warn them. he did. he said to them, “i’m not as into this as my wife is. i just like looking at cars, but she’s got all the facts and specs and everything. she’s practically a walking encyclopedia.”

and they didn’t believe him. they laughed. they shrugged it off. they shrugged me off. they were warned. and yet they still decided to try and put me to the test. they were warned. they were warned of what would happen to them. and yet they didn’t listen.

their ambition made them icarian. their folly turned my warmth from brilliant to sweltering.

their hubris led to their humiliation.

they were warned. but ambition makes men bold.

this is all just a very dramatic way of saying that grown men decided to play a game of, “oh you’re a fan? prove it” only to have their asses handed to them by their opponent.

this was the opponent btw:

[cable-salamdr]

Water rushes in and I will welcome it in / I am not afraid to give you everything

(Click for better quality please and thank you)

I love these two a lot I have written a billion chapters of fanfiction already (my source for that is that I made it the fuck up three seconds ago)

[desperatecheesecubes]

I really like that the further you get in dungeon Meshi the more you realize none of these people are normal

[lizaisdrawing]

Thank you all! 🤍

Did not think I’d reach this milestone when I first posted my Wally fanart on a whim one night haha

[ki-kosmo]

Forgot about this lil guy hiding in my phone.