#they got me y’all
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How very dare u staff I’m innocent. Help me find my people 😭
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Rain Code spoilers below the cut!
Well, chapter 0 is finished! I’ve decided I’m NOT gonna get attached to anymore characters! I refuse to! I won’t be so easily swoon-
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#squiggily rambles#rain code#rain code spoilers#they got me y’all#AHHHHH#HOW DARE THEY WAVE SUCH A DELIGHTFULLY KOOKY CHARACTER BEFORE MY EYES LIKE THAT???#It’s Gundham all over- I’m finished#rip my heart- I sold it to a pretty man with green hair and pronouns#and he’s bookish#I’m so soft for bookish characters it’s unfair#vivia twilight
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Unfortunately I am having sami feelings
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needless to say the vibes were in shambles
#felt like I got whiplash#yeah yeah it’s on me for shuffling a multi-hundred song playlist we literally call The Soup#the weird songs add the tecks ture to the soup#never know what you’ll get#anyway I don’t normally post this much so if y’all are expecting this forever then lol lmao even#mini me#digital art
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They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.
#ra speaks#personal#JOKING.#this is a joke this is a parody of right wing rants regarding social phenomenon they believe to be oppressed by left leaning politics.#but within the perspective of an old fictional hitman.#this is a joke tangentially referencing my fictional hitmen from a fictional story in which no harm comes to career politicians#obviously but also if this gets me on a list o7#fbi agent in my phone I’m a disabled autistic dyke with zero engineering or chemistry background#my skills are best applied to…idk sabatoging national forest harvest regimes? but I’m not doing that they’re neglected enough as is.#edit: oops this is getting notes o/ hiiiii cia agent reading this post <3 a union leader my dad worked w got fucking assassinated#by Pinkertons and y’all didn’t do shit. I hope you have visions of hell and become a nomadic hermit self flagellating in the woods#edit 2: ooooooh there was a pres debate last night. that’s why people care about my two week old joke hitman post. was wondering why.
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thinkin bout how jazz was taller than orion at the beginning of the movie lol
#jazzop#jazz transformers#optimus prime#orion pax#jazzpax#tf jazz#transformers optimus#tf one#transformers one#tf one fanart#maccadam#doodle#they are SO SILLY TO ME#in case y’all can’t tell i’m finally off school for christmas break and have time to DRAW again so get ready for an insane amount of art LO#okay anyway i think jazz should pick up orion and then optimus should pick up jazz as revenge#they’re SO CUTIE#anywho if y’all got drawing prompts of them for me please please PLEASE send them i wanna draw more of them#sharky’s art tag
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curvy curly
#but i’m also kinda like ur uncle#don’t y’all love how i just use my captions as a way to recommend songs#anyways stream cha cha by sophie hunter#biblically accurate asteroid#got inspired by my ren faire fit#let’s see if this one stays#definitely do not think about grabbing or biting my hips#but if you do you have to tell me#venus sighting#bush sighting
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lol I hope you weren’t under the impression that the dress was hiding how ill fitting your bra was….
i’m not really worried abt that bc imagine these in that dress. if you’re at my height or taller than me: YOURE WELCOME
#the lil dots are bc i’ve been sweating like crazy doing stuff outside and ughhh#i need to exfoliate#y’all i got a new shampoo bar tho and it’s SO GOOD my hair is so much softer#i’ve been having issues finding a good shampoo bc i went from soft city water m#to extremely hard water#and it turns out all those minerals dry my hair out which. i’ve never dealt with before haha#anyways god bless my great aunt and her impulse buying of shampoo bc she just gives me her extras it’s awesome m#talk#ask
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Water rushes in and I will welcome it in / I am not afraid to give you everything
(Click for better quality please and thank you)
I love these two a lot I have written a billion chapters of fanfiction already (my source for that is that I made it the fuck up three seconds ago)
#y’all already know the lyrics have got to be from a The Crane Wives song. The Diving Bell got me real bad okay#god it’s so joever for me#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago seabound#ninjago dragons rising#jay ninjago#ninjago jay#jay walker#agent walker#nya ninjago#ninjago nya#nya smith#nya jiang#jay x nya#jaya#ninjago jaya#seawalker#ninjago seawalker#oh jaya but in a different font ily#cablart
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will you welcome your extinction in the morning rays?
#hiii i haven’t shared art in so long. that’s bc it scares me now <3#i started this in 2022 bc i wanted to post it at the end of tour and well. That didn’t happen#got it most of the way done and then couldn’t figure out how to finish it bc illustration proper is still an unknown beast to me#but i took a couple hours late last night to finish it up and i’m actually so happy with it!!#y’all didn’t ask for a novel SORRY#mcr#my chemical romance#the foundations of decay#swarm#swarm tour#gerard way#frank iero#ray toro#mikey way#arty art#mine
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spock , roughly two seconds before doing something so unhinged no one else has even thought of it : good thing i’m a vulcan and i would never do something irrational or illogical lmaoo
#y’all remember the entirety of the galelio 7 when his solution to everythjng was just to Fuck Around and Find Out#in the amoeba episode where he was like no guys don’t rescue me it’s for Science#the man trap when he was slapping the monster in the form of bones’ former lover to snap bones out of it#um the one where got infected with those fake throw up thingies and BLINDED HIMSELF ??#the one where his father was Dying and even though there were plenty of other people who could command the ship He Needed To Do It#several other instances i am forgetting#i literally love him#star trek#spock#s'chn t'gai spock#mr spock#captain kirk#doctor mccoy#dr mccoy#incorrect star trek#jim kirk#leonard mccoy#mccoy#star trek tos
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You should draw errormare on Christmas.... Giving each other gifts...
GUHH IM SORYY TU FOR TAKING SOOOO LOG BUT HERE IT IS HEHEHEHEHEH
i swear this was only supposed to be ONE doodle but the voices got me
#live laugh love drawing the blorbos in xmas outfits#I LOVE THEM GRAAHHH#they make me SICK and VIOLENT and INSANE!!1!1!1!!#anywas hope u like it ;3#OH AND I’LL REPLY TO ALL OF THE OTHER ASKS NOW THA I GOT THESE ONE OUT THE WAY SORRY FOR MAKING Y’ALL WAIT HEHEHE#CLEARLY i had priorities…/j#error sans#nightmare sans#errormare#darkchocolate#utmv
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Thoughts and doodles
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(Please do not use, or repost my works anywhere without explicit permission from me thank you <3)
#deersart#my art#Psychonauts#psychonauts 2#psychonauts raz#razputin aquato#psychonauts razputin#coach oleander#morceau oleander#psychonauts oleander#truman is technically also there but it’s plant Truman so does it even count#maligula is there to but like Truman she’s not relevant enough to count here#i have so many thoughts#like- how long did it actually take Raz to get to camp#we know he went by horse and got dropped of by a truck at some point#but what else#how long was it#the longer it is the more concerned it makes me#mr eats nothing but candy and the occasional roasted animal#i also have thoughts about morry’s tiny little ‘office’ y’all get this man an actual office smh#raz thought plant Truman’s fire breathing was cool. nuff said.#coach is built like a yam /aff#I’m not as content with that train painting as I’d like to be but hey practice makes perfect y’a know#tw vomit#tw emetophobia#i mean not really really but kinda#saw someone tag it so I figured I probably should just incase
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he did. my husband tried. he tried to warn them. he did. he said to them, “i’m not as into this as my wife is. i just like looking at cars, but she’s got all the facts and specs and everything. she’s practically a walking encyclopedia.”
and they didn’t believe him. they laughed. they shrugged it off. they shrugged me off. they were warned. and yet they still decided to try and put me to the test. they were warned. they were warned of what would happen to them. and yet they didn’t listen.
their ambition made them icarian. their folly turned my warmth from brilliant to sweltering.
their hubris led to their humiliation.
they were warned. but ambition makes men bold.
this is all just a very dramatic way of saying that grown men decided to play a game of, “oh you’re a fan? prove it” only to have their asses handed to them by their opponent.
this was the opponent btw:
#my big 3:#fangirl#fandom#formula 1#imagine getting humbled by bitch who’s 5’4 and wearing a cowboy hat purchased at build a bear#bc said bitch had gone to build a bear to make the stuffed version of leo leclerc#ya know#leo leclerc#he’s charles leclerc’s puppy#and i borrowed his cowboy hat#austin gp 2024#us gp 2024#cota 2024#i love embarrassing ppl#like#why are you trying to ��gotcha’ me at a gosh darn f1 race#several of these grown men started yelling at the shuttle bus drivers bc they weren’t transporting tens of thousands of ppl fast enough#so i yelled at them back in defense of the drivers#only i didn’t say ‘they’re trying their best’ or something like that#i said: why are you in such a rush? you gotta get home to your dad on the mouth?#followed up by an incredibly southern:#i don’t know why y’all’re actin like you ain’t got no raisin but jesus h christ and the donkey can’t y’all just quit actin ugly?#anywho#bitches hate me for my sense of whimsy#and frankly insane amount of knowledge about formula 1 racing
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I really like that the further you get in dungeon Meshi the more you realize none of these people are normal
#‘want me to blow it up’ GIRL WHY DID YOU JUMP TO THAT#dungeon meshi#mine#I can’t believe y’all got this to 1K
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Thank you all! 🤍
Did not think I’d reach this milestone when I first posted my Wally fanart on a whim one night haha
#welcome home#wally darling#clownillustrations#my art#welcome home puppet show#digital art#fanart#human wally darling#puppeteer wally#thank you guys#🤍🤍🤍#bless you#y’all motivate me to continue posting#1k milestone#pink carnation#I got lazy on it#black dahlia
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