#they deserve to be gay and do crime

[kassycreations]

writing ninjago city like gotham city in the sense that there's so much crime happening almost every day that people have gotten desensitized to it just makes sense to me i mean it's practically canon so i might was well write it like that

[murasaki-cha]

Me at the system about JiuHuo: They've never *explosions in the background* done anything *sounds of glass shattering* wrong in *car crushes against a wall as gunshots are heard* their life ever!*bazooka blasts*

[malifiquemakes]

Bad dog.

A continuation of this AU where Obito brings Kakashi into the Akatsuki.

[ikenoklasm]

The love for what you hide

The bitterness inside

Is growing like the new born

[maxpadelchampion]

what in the ABSOLUTE HELL happened this race 😭

[squeeshh]

The bright year of 1977. ⛱️🥼🧪✨

#antijamesmarcus #fuckyouandyourleeches💥🔫✨

[sherrymagic]

✨ pretty ✨

[herleaf]

@drtwat and @techiko hop in Clara’s diner TARDIS RIGHT NOW

[uzi-x33]

i need her publically executed.

[dandelion-bride]

It's going off anon today, so I'm claiming it early.

Fennec Dirj pens a letter to his deceased sister, Orin the Red, and the second chance he will kill Gods to give her. 1024 words, M for Canon-Typical Bhaalist Behavior. Taste under the cut.

My Sister,

I’ve been walking in the underground passages lately. I found them again. Some were carved through rock and mud, some brick and mortar, some reclaimed from ancient basements. I know they were ours, a Bhaalist possession whether made or claimed, for I find the small shrines to Once-Father in nooks and the graffiti on the wall praises the Dread Lord.

I do not remember them.

I think you knew I would survive your attack. Why else offer that fatty, gleaming pink custard to the worm? You knew how the divinity that infused me could keep me alive through the most cruel of injuries, even as it refused me the honor of wearing the scars to prove they happened. Did you know you slayed my memories that day?

Not all of them. My body recollects my past sometimes. I walked back and forth near my first home, where my foster family lived, and my body finally jerked to the side to slip into the hidden door, as it must have done so many times before. I walked the long, dark path to the Undercity alone.

I watered the damp stones as I walked. I must have done the same as a child, when Sceleritas took me.

How long did it take you to hate me, sister mine? I was an interloper, an iconoclast, destroying the cult of orthodoxy Sarevok had created around himself and you. Were you open to me in the beginning? Did we skip rope with entrails or honor Father’s apotheosis with skull bowling? Did the poison seep in slowly, or rush in like a cut throat spills out? Were we ever sweet, or did you always drip Malice into my meringues?

Did you ever have a chance, my sister?

Did we ever have a chance?

(continue on Archive of our Own)

[ll-again]

Desperately need a Leverage episode where Parker, Sophie, and Breanna kidnap George Santos and give him a crime makeover so he can be better at fraudulently spending republican PAC money.

they also get mani pedis but that isn't really relevant to the plot

[slozhnos]

a little villain!marella art to make your week better!!

taglist below cut, ask to be added!

taglist:

@the-not-deer, @xanadaus, @pirate-captain-kaira, @skylilac

[ozlices]

we've finished killing eve just now (and by finished i mean only watched to the end of s3 bc everyone said it's the good ending and i cant be burned by another media esp when it comes to harming the gays)

singlehandedly made me understand enemies to lovers appeal after never rly getting it all this time iconic beautiful gay rights & wrongs be gay do crime

[magentagalaxies]

i really want to start making a table collecting statistics on the audience demographics i'll perform my aubrey material for (like what generation most of the audience is, whether i'm performing in a predominantly queer space, etc.) and how well the jokes land bc like. i need to collect more data points before i can properly present my findings but the results so far have been fascinating

[eusuntgratie]

Be gay, do crime update

Today is an office day and I’ve sent myself an email as a reminder to steal reclaim THEE Rolling Stone from the waiting room.

Score:

Aj: 1

Homophobes: stay losing

Thank you I am THRILLED to receive this update please keep me updated on this important mission (I may require photo evidence...)

[nururu]

don't zo/san in front of my salad (on my posts) thanks.. I believe in a thing called love (zo/lu)