#they deserve to be gay and do crime
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writing ninjago city like gotham city in the sense that there's so much crime happening almost every day that people have gotten desensitized to it just makes sense to me i mean it's practically canon so i might was well write it like that
#rewriting same new whip because i didn't like how the story was going#i am now basing almost everything off of the lupin the third franchise#because that franchise is batshit insane and i love it and i think the ninja should steal some shit#they deserve it they deserve to be little shits#they deserve to be gay and do crime#anyway ask about my rewrite i need an excuse to talk about it#ninjago#lego ninjago#kassy rambles#ninjago masters of spinjitzu#same new whip rewrite#ninjago rewrite#ninjago city
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Me at the system about JiuHuo: They've never *explosions in the background* done anything *sounds of glass shattering* wrong in *car crushes against a wall as gunshots are heard* their life ever!*bazooka blasts*
#in their defense the system totally deserved it#they're gay they must do crime#qqgk#quan qiu gao kao#global examination#global university entrance examination#qin jiu#you huo#jiuhuo#全球高考#danmei#danmei novels#bl manhua
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Bad dog.
A continuation of this AU where Obito brings Kakashi into the Akatsuki.
#canon kks would not betray the village#but also he deserves to be evil and have fun#kks in his anbu era aka the lowest point of his life could have been convinced if Obito revealed himself earlier#let them be gay do crimes and fuck nasty#obkk#if you squint#hatake kakashi#naruto fanart#malifique art
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The love for what you hide
The bitterness inside
Is growing like the new born
#arcane Viktor#arcane season 2#im back to the jayvik trenches im afraid#be gay#do crimes#i know you deserve to go apeshit vitya#doodles#ikenoklasm's art#my dumb art#doodle
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what in the ABSOLUTE HELL happened this race 😭
#f1#formula 1#charles leclerc#max verstappen#MAX DIDNT WIN??? CRIMES COMMITED#charles crawling his way back up I love my delusion king#norrif is out tho lmao DESERVE#austria gp 2024#austrian gp 2024#austria gp: be gay do crime#the one race I didn’t watch#max gets fucked over#I hate it here
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The bright year of 1977. ⛱️🥼🧪✨
#antijamesmarcus #fuckyouandyourleeches💥🔫✨
#I’m in too deep lads#hooray for rarepairs with barely any on screen content#my man William deserves better#like wtf why always the same repeated assassination sequence#leeching off the five minutes of him and Al we got in re0#where’s their campaign capcom#make William playable you cowards#not just his mutant form 😭#anyway I love them#what a wholesome and criminal friendship#be gay do crimes yk#william birkin#albert wesker#weskin#willsker#my art
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✨ pretty ✨
#playboyy#playboyy the series#playboyy series#thai bl#lana.gifs#playboyy.gifs#this is for the tutor girlies (gender neutral)#i don't even know the actor's name but i do know this character featuring this look deserve at least one gifset on this hellsite#tutor is SO pretty and so unhinged i just love him#he's my princess babygirl son and i want him to be gay and do crime while looking absolutely fabulous until the very end of the show#bonus points if he's alive and ends up with some random model hunk#userbon
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@drtwat and @techiko hop in Clara’s diner TARDIS RIGHT NOW
#my husband just called me a whismer pokemon and showed me google and it showed Cubone and I began scream sobbing all over again#torchwood spoilers#I guess?#apparently I am too much like Mabel pines because I didn’t suspect the violence meant it was the dark show and the people the doctor leaves#behind or forgets no#Martha jones does not deserve to be lumped into that none of them do this is a crime#be gay do crimes is torchwoods motto and I don’t think I can live laugh love in these conditions#𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 (𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖 𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕝) 𝕓𝕠𝕩 ~ 𝕞𝕦𝕟 𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕒𝕜𝕤
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i need her publically executed.
#i hate Naomi sm#ppl hate on junichiro just bc of her which isn’t fair#He’s an amazing character#he doesn’t deserve hate and he isn’t to blame for his creepy ass sister.#“oh but he’s older so he has a responsibility to stop it😢”#do you understand how hard it is for victims to come forward abt this stuff??#ESPECIALLY if it comes from family. No matter the age.#I’ve never experienced anything like that but I’ve heard stuff from true crime cases among other things#:333#silly posting:33#uzi posts:3#bsd junichiro#tanizaki junichirou#i love junichiro guys#he’s so silly#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungo gay dogs#bungou stray dogs#bsd manga#bsd anime#bungo stray dogs manga#bungou sd#bsd tanizaki#bsd wan#bungo stray dogs wan#bungou gay dogs#bungo stray dogs rant#rant
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Askin' you things, I'm askin' you things! Would you mind answering 1, 14, 24? 💙
from fic asks
favorite fic you wrote this year
You ask me to choose between my children.
I think polyphemus' feast is my answer. Gortash POV Foundry scene during an alternate Act 3 (and alternate scene of A Little Wicked.) I think the Foundry holds Gortash's crowning achievements even more than his fight in Wyrm's Rock does. I know other have done hand-feeding in their fics with Gortash, but I liked playing with it, experimentation both painful and banal, and forcing pain for every pleasure.
14. a fic you didn’t expect to write
bottled lightning. i got into this fandom because of transmasc durges writing gay doomed durgetash, but I always shy back from writing a full story about an OC because I can't imagine anyone cares, despite evidence to the contrary. (we're working on it. you know how it is.) the prompt was too perfect, and I was so pulled into it I got the art from @unkledeath which I love (commission him fr fr.) getting into Dirge's head more, after the brief glimpses we saw in A Little Wicked, hurt a lot and yet felt good. The story also set the direction, and made a promise: Orin will return. How? I'm still figuring out all the details 😅
24. favorite fic you read this year
it is still a work in progress, and there are so damn many, but I have to give it to This Place Is Not A Place Of Honour by @thenugking for
referencing the 1993 report from Sandia National Laboratories about how to warn people up to 10,000 years in the future about nuclear waste
Orin. Orin POV Orin poetic internal speech Orin being deranged and beautiful my lord. I love her.
Gortash getting off on doing a DIY abortion. I hate and love it.
HALFLING DURGE HALFLING DURGE HALFLING DURGE.
thank you 💜
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Having principles that you believe apply to every single person without question means that you sure do risk others thinking you're defending reprehensible people, huh.
#FOR EXAMPLE#me: idk I think that maybe torture is bad and that it's never okay#*horrible person gets tortured during an act of war during a violent coup*#me: okay but. that's still bad. I know that person really sucked big time but that's. that's bad. we shouldn't do that. there should be#zero torture. none. I don't care how much I hate someone.#some inevitable idiot shit-head who has zero reading comprehension: so you're saying that person was GOOD??? that you#DEFEND THEIR ACTIONS??????? that they deserve to be held COMPLETELY UNACCOUNTABLE FOREVER??????????????#if there is one thing I can count on it's that very VERY few people actually do truly believe in consistently applying the standards they#claim to espouse.#'abuse/rape is bad' until a woman you don't like is the victim. 'police and prisons are bad' until you imagine them targeting the people#you personally hate. 'all queer identities should be protected' until someone uses what you deem to be 'weird' pronouns#'hate crimes are reprehensible' until it's a gay or trans person or poc who personally annoys you#you get where this is going#tw: torture mention#tw: abuse mention#tw: rape mention#tw: homophobia mention#tw: transphobia mention#tw: racism mention#In the Vents#oh I can't even believe I forgot 'dictatorships are bad' until one of them labels itself as the Right Kind Of Communist and then you#excuse everything they do in the name of anti-imperialism#genuinely I am so over this I'm not going to be polite or patient about this anymore lmao.
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Desperately need a Leverage episode where Parker, Sophie, and Breanna kidnap George Santos and give him a crime makeover so he can be better at fraudulently spending republican PAC money.
they also get mani pedis but that isn't really relevant to the plot
#leverage#be gay do crime#george santos#is a terrible human#but in such a hilarious way#i would almost respect the grift#except that he's definitely taking money from average folks who don't deserve it#that's why he needs a Leverage make over
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a little villain!marella art to make your week better!!
taglist below cut, ask to be added!
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@the-not-deer, @xanadaus, @pirate-captain-kaira, @skylilac
#kotlc#marella redek#kotlc fanart#my art#i worked really hard on this#fire is so fucking hard to draw#anyways marella deserves a villain arc#the elvin society treats pyrokinetics like shit so she deserves to be gay and do crimes#art
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we've finished killing eve just now (and by finished i mean only watched to the end of s3 bc everyone said it's the good ending and i cant be burned by another media esp when it comes to harming the gays)
singlehandedly made me understand enemies to lovers appeal after never rly getting it all this time iconic beautiful gay rights & wrongs be gay do crime
#mine#killing eve#like actually messed up they only kiss in the season that i refuse to perceive but as far as im concerned#they bolted to each other on that bridge and made out and more after and thats all i need to think rly. truly.#like yes she u know. did many bad things but the saying IS be gay do crime like she was just following the motto & did not deserve s4#s4 does not exist though it cant hurt me if i never watch it#just think of it as wow so cool that they just released extra domestic content for the fandom#where we get gay kisses and loving beautiful so beautiful#also like genuinely i am so sincerely sorry to any esp gay ppl who followed the show as it aired & had to endure s4#bc the shit we've read/seen....................................... jfc#its ok to pretend it never existed bc damn well it rly should not ffr
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Be gay, do crime update
Today is an office day and I’ve sent myself an email as a reminder to steal reclaim THEE Rolling Stone from the waiting room.
Score:
Aj: 1
Homophobes: stay losing
Thank you I am THRILLED to receive this update please keep me updated on this important mission (I may require photo evidence...)
#winderlylandchime#super secret kstew spy mission antics at play here#as she deserves#be gay do crime
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don't zo/san in front of my salad (on my posts) thanks.. I believe in a thing called love (zo/lu)
#and san/lu#sanji isnt gay but hes gay for luffy#zoro is my soulmate my one true love that ill kill for#and yall write the most disrespectful things on my posts#no i dont want him to have hate crime bigotry relations with sanji#zoro deserves better#i truly hate zo/san so much bc of how the fans portray it#i don't want zoro to be in an edgy and toxic relationship#I want him to be happy and genuinely& openly loved by someone#i dont like to glorify unhealthy relationship stuff usually especially when it involves my fave#like do ur own thing i suoport and respect and care and validate#but im like... idc.... im not interested keep me out of it#ive only ever liked one zo/san fan made thing ever#bc it wasnt playing around like sanji hate criming zoro and having mean sex with him was hot and sexy#it addressed it as being a problem that he first had to grow from#anyways........#im fine w talking about it if its with my friends and to be expected#but pls keep it off my tumblr posts 1000000% i dont want that shit in my notes#absolutely zero of my posts are about zo/san unless im criticizing it#and none of them are intended to be about zo/san#ever#HONESTLY#do whatever u want like i support your right#ill just block ppl#second offenders usually
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