#they cracked the code

[oacest]

New bands can be extremely delicate. Some local chancers had decided they weren't ready for press (in the Manchester Evening News? Oh, perr-leeze), leaving me with no lead feature. The pub beckoned. On the way, I bumped into one of my neighbours. I'd seen his band recently, and asked what he was up to.

"Guess what happened in Glasgow last night?" he replied. It was Noel Gallagher, and the band were Oasis. Noel told me how Alan McGee had barged backstage after their now-legendary gig at King Tut's Wah Wah Hut, and signed them on the spot. I threatened him with battery if he was lying. I interviewed a still-reeling Noel that day, alongside an admittedly unpredictable but otherwise sweet and pleasant Liam, who tempered his obvious glee by striding around in a show of brash, comedy bravado.

There were no fraternal fisticuffs, just some genial ribbing, as Noel – clearly in control and articulate as ever – reined in the overexcited Liam. I remember Noel's exquisite but compact music collection, including the Stones (Noel used a photo of a young Mick Jagger on his backstage photo-pass and nobody noticed) and early REM (I don't remember seeing any Beatles). The result was the first full article on Oasis to run anywhere.

The signs were already there. A friend rented the rehearsal room next door. He'd hear a massive Gallagher bust-up, sullen silence, and then they'd play I Am the Walrus ad infinitum.

I witnessed their live debut. No matter what you think of them, they had the tunes, and even for an audience of roughly 25, Liam exhibited that trademark swagger, as if he was headlining Glastonbury, not the Boardwalk. Geoff Travis of Rough Trade checked out the long-forgotten support band, leaving soon after. My snippet in the MEN was headlined: "Oasis Are Going Places". They were, and they did.

Everything got silly. I sent a mutual friend in America the ridiculous Oasis Xmas wrapping paper, free with the NME. Liam became red-top gossip fodder. Previously, I'd seen him at the Hacienda, already targeted by several adventurous ladies. Noel's then girlfriend (who apparently said: "Your music's shite/ It keeps me up all night.") whispered, "That boy's heading for trouble - Noel's warned him."

31 Aug 2009

[jjk4isen]

super annoying gojo satoru when a girl comes up to you and asks you if he's your brother even after clearly seeing him grabbing your ass and saying super cheesy lines to you to make you only roll your eyes at him.

and you're stuck dumbfounded because it's not rocket science to figure out that you two are a thing just by looking at the both of you because the clingy bastard is quite literally stuck to you everywhere you go, whining and pleading for yet another kiss after stealing several from you.

and it's the same clinginess that prompts him to answer in your stead "yes actually. we're siblings" he beams a smile at you and you scowl, why the hell is he feeding onto this random girl's delusions like that? can't he take the hint?

you're not done scrutinising him when he grabs your chin with his big ass hands and smashes his lips onto yours, tugging and devouring your mouth into an extra sloppy kiss for the girl to take a hint.

he pulls away, a smirk on his lips as he licks his lips where yours had been a second ago. "is that obvious enough?" he chuckles, eyes never leaving yours as you see the girl storm off in the corner of your eye.

[deadeery]

whips my neck so fast u hear an audible crack. did someone say dungeon meshi

[owchie-wowchie]

I opened pokemon ultra moon for the first time in a while (year or so I think?) and I think I found something the new games have been missing. The new pokemon amies have been about playing with or bathing your pokemon. The 3ds games really popped off with the petting. When I came back and I was petting all my pokemon again, I felt like a soldier coming back to their dog they haven't seen in years. All my little guys were happy to see me and I them. The new ones just don't have that intimacy for me.

[rendevok]

Moon dance 🌕✨

[targaryenchester]

Destiel Texposts: Part 1/?

"An angel is no lover." "Oh yes, he is."

[hkthatgffan]

THE OREGON PARKS CODES HAVE POTENTIALLY BEEN SOLVED!

My friend @trickengf and JimBag_777 on Twitter solved the codes by aligning the known runes with potential letters

FULL THREAD HERE!!

The codes in turn read...

"DON'T SHAKE HIS HAND"

"WORST FRIENDS"

Huge congrats to these two for solving it and to everyone who gave it a crack. We're not 100% certain yet but these do seem to be real enough sentences to fit the Gravity Falls vibe the Book of Bill has going for it.

They got nothing on us!

[dooanuh]

more butchnatural

[colebirb]

God, I hate twinks

[twistedappletree]

wei wuxian: *appears with a screeching murder of crows, creepy black tendrils sprouting out of his body, glowing red eyes and a corpse-summoning hell flute*

lan wangji: move in with me

[achromaticegoist]

GRAVITY FALLS WEBSITE DOODLES

code 1: vallis cineris

code 2: family matters

code 3 and 4: tantrum

code 5: well well well being

[crowlyne]

Still thinking about shen qingqiu / shen jiu accused and punished of things he never did but not the one crime he actually did... "SJ needs YQY's affirmations" "SJ needs SY to fix him" "SJ needs LQG to fix him" NO BITCH!! THIS BITCH NEEDS AN ATTORNEY!! LIKE PHOENIX WRIGHT!!! ill bet if phoenix wright is there my boy will be not guilty in 3 hours plus OPM getting the ace attorney killer treatment and sue HHP for defamation and unlawful detainment

[mountainshroom]

Guess who got obsessed with the sad cowboy game guys

⚠️CW under cut; blood (not a lot but a little bit)

[holeycondom]

shall i summarize? satan and his diabolical ministers may destroy everything job owns, no questions asked. hugs and kisses, god.

A Companion to Owls

[comet-ace]

GUYS

[felassan]

what if Assan is Felassan in disguise