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some joke ponys i designed for fun
#stock photo i did draw based off that one post i rbed like 3 times today on my main#they can date i think its funny#mlp#idk im never gonna draw these ponies again but i have a background in mind for both of them so if someone wants one you can have them#stock photo is into pearls and jewellery and takes pictures of the crystal necklaces she makes for her traveling show gallery#shes also in her 50s and a mom . to who? i dunno#pearly whites in his 20s and hes not a dentist hes a model for fashion shows and can make himself glow#get outta here white boy
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would love to be a cool stoic guy. unfortunately i never shut up
#instead im dating a cool stoic guy#(read: has autism)#i think its funny when people think forrest looks initmidating without talking to him just because hes tall and built like a brick house#and looks blank faced hes just scaaaarreed#also he smiles so sweetly and handsomely if u can make him laugh (my only skill)#txt#scratchpost
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lmao the rival dynasts are fighting and they're fucking it up for everyone else at a record pace
this tweet made me laugh, and I frequently make political comparisons between these specific groups of people, so now it's finally a comic
regarding the OctavianOctaviaAntony Uniteam Alliance
Octavia Minor and the Transition from Republic to Empire, Katrina Moore
in the red panel, which is an obvious anachronistic soup of events happening all at once: we have on the left: messalla corvinus
Alternative Memoirs: Tales from the ‘Other Side’ of the Civil War, Kathryn Welch
and then octavia (in despair & weaponizing that sacrosanctity to turn rome against antony), some kids (the two closest to antony are the twins, but tbh you can just kind of. pick whoever from the soccer team of kids antony had)
octavian and antony's back and forth is referencing suetonius augustus 68 and 69 (specifically: Antony also writes to Augustus [...] "What has made such a change in you? Because I lie with the queen? She is my wife. Am I just beginning this, or was it nine years ago? What then of you — do you lie only with Drusilla? Good luck to you if when you read this letter you have not been with Tertulla or Terentilla or Rufilla or Salvia Titisenia, or all of them. Does it matter where or with whom you take your pleasure?") and also the whole. thing. about antony's will. that sure was something.
the herod comment from kleopatra is referencing all of this
Mark Antony: A Biography, Eleanor Huzar
AND FINALLY. the art in the inset panels are from The Roses of Heliogabalus, Lawrence Alma-Tadema
⭐ places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app / tip jar!
#this one is for my fellow filipinos out there. and whomstever else thinks this clown show is funny#ngl antony kind of gives imelda marcos (EXTREMELY derogatory) sometimes. you know what i mean?#komiks tag#roman empire tag#long post#i'll. tag everyone's names tomorrow#WHEEZING you can tell when i started this one by the dating on the tweet#sometimes a komiks pipeline is a week. other times its over a month#ANYWAY i know i disparaged antony's reputation with the imelda comparison but there is a decade of time where i am#like. I need to study you like a bug. under a microscope#which I will never feel abt the marcoses. anyway to the point: the antony-herod-cleopatra torment nexus has taken me places#I never thought I would go. wow. and we’re still going deeper into that#fil tag
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OOH YEAH BABY ITS THE SURGERY EPISODE BABY!!! ME AND THE HOMIES NEED SOME NEW FACES FOR OUR NEW PLAN, AND WHO BETTER TO GET THE JOB DONE THAN THE TWO MOST EVIL PEOPLE WE'VE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF HAVING OUR LIVES VIOLATED BY? I MEAN IT WOULD BE FUNNY. IT WOULD BE FUNNY.
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#cw blood#cw gore#jrwi suckening#jrwi suckening spoilers#vex waylin#viv waylin#MY FAVORIT EP!! HAVNT SEEN IT IN FOREVER THO BC WELL. IM BUSY. SO BEAR W ME IM RUNNIN OFF ALOTTA MEMORY FUMES#ALSO EDIT BC FUUUCK I HADMORE TAGS BUT TUMBLR FUCKEN ATE EM. OH WELL. MY DMS R OPEN IF U WANNA UNLOCK RAMBLES.#I LOVE THE WAYLIN TWINS SSSOO FUCKING MUCH IM SO!!! CURIOUS ABOUT THEM!!! WHO WERE THEY WHEN THEY WERE HUMAN? HOW LONGVE THEY BEEN ARND?#I LOVE IT WHEN PPL SAY ITS LIKE THESE TWO WERE MADE FOR MMEE BC YES!! YES!! ITS EVERYTHING I COULD EVER WANT FROMA CHARACTER!!!#I LOVE THEIR RED WHITE N BLACK COLOR SCHEME. I LOVE HOW THEYRE BOTH SO INTELLIGENT AND GENIUS N YET THEYRE DUMB AS FUUUUCK#COOOMICAL SUPER VILLAINS. OOH ILL GET YOU NEXT TIME SHAMIA SHAMAI!!! HOW DARE YOU FOIL MY PLAN!! MY PLANS OF MUTILATING AWAKE N ALIVE PPL#COMICAL AND YET. GENUINELY HORRIFYING. VIV CAN MAKE UR BONES EXPLODE JUST BY THINKING ABOUT IT. VEX CAN BECOME SOUP#WHY DONT WE TALK ABOUT THAT MORE? THE TURNING INTO RED MEAT SLIME?? METAL AS FUUUCK. I ALSO LOVE HOW SCARED THEY GOT SO QUICKLY#THIS LIL FUCKEN RRRRRAT COMES IN. AND WELL. HES JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHERS. WE FUCK HIM UP N TOSS HIM INTO THE SUN N LET HIM BURN#SURE HE HAD ONE MORE TRICK OF REBELLION UP HIS SLEEVE BUT THE SUN HAS TAKEN HIM NOW. ITS FINE. WE'RE FINE. HEY IS THERE SMTH IN THE CEILING#OHHH WE KILLED HIM ONCE N HE CAME BACK. WE KILLED HIM AGAIN N TOOK HIM APART BUT THEN HES BACK?? HE GETS AWAY AND THEN. COMES BACK. AGAIN.#WE CANT GET RID OF HIM. THAT FOUL SHAMIA SHAMAI. A MOUSE IN OUR KITCHEN. FUUUUCK HES GONNA SPREAD DISEASE! KILL IT! KILL IT!! AAAUUGH FUCK!#I LOVE THAT THE WAYLIN TWINS AGREED TO HELP THE BLONDE TWINS MOSTLY ON THE BASIS OF 'IT WOULD BE FUNNY' BUT ALSO#OOHHH WE ARE SO CLOSE TO REACHING SOMETHING TO MAKE HIM NNEEVER FUCK WITH US AGAIN. HIS ILLUSIONS WILL HAUNT US NO LONGER#THEY WERE SSSOOO PARANOID W ALL THE CAMERAS AND BOMBING THEIR OWN LAB AND RUNNING AND RUNNING AND GETTING AWWAY FROM THIS FUCKEN! MOUSE!!!!#OHHHH I THINK IM RUNNIN OUTA ROOM so ill talk about da art real quick.BEEN WORKIN ON THIS FOR A WHIIILE.ALOTTA THESE were started when the#ep came out.so OLD!! BUT DONE!!and im very very happy w my colors n gore n EXPRESSIONS!! the top right corner comic keeps making me chuckle#I ALSO rly love the lil convo between arthur n viv.theyre SO CUTE TOGETHERR they should go ona museum date together or somethin#they need more time to just talk abt da World together.ALSO CAN I BE PETTY.I MADE ARTHUR UGLY CORRECT-STYLE#THESE BOYS KNOW NOTHING OF UGLY.I MADE THE VAMPIRIC FLESH EVOLVE N ROT N BLOSSOM AND THERE IS SQUIRMING WITHIN THE TENEBRAE#UHHH IEAH THIS GUY W A ROTTED N DISTORTED FACE WALKS INTO MY BIKE STORE IEAH IM SCREAAAMIN LIKE WADDA HELL!! MONSTOR!!!
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I like to remember my first stardew save whenever I can, so I kinda remade my farmer for my first playthrough of Coral Island kajdhjsk
#rui draw smth#my first stardew save was on my phone (currently dead) with a pirated apk back in 2018 lmaoo#atm im going for the star boy but everyone is soooo fine. im not marrying until i date half the town#eva and mark are strong choices but i think the prettiest person in the whole game is raj. omg theyre SOOOOOOOOO#i'll struggle a lot to choose who to marry. i can see it rn#and kinda disapointed i cant date the hot merman yet. i downloaded the game thru funny means and i thought it was added alreay ajkdfhjs#stardew valley#stardew farmer#coral island#coral island farmer#sebastian#stardew sebastian#wakuu#coral island wakuu#im at seven hearts with both pablo and rafael and i think that's funny for some reason. i go to the blacksmith a lot ajdsfks#it was also. very embarassing when i had to go and buy the locket to date wakuu#ik its a mechanic in the game to send you a letter to let you know tou can date but it was so funny when you think about how those two know#-whenever youre gonna date someone
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I know I keep posting about Solomon, but the Devilgram "Solomon Takes The Train" got even better :
So basically....
Solomon : I get unbearably jealous whenever I see you with anyone else, especially those brothers. I selfishly want to keep you all to myself forever.
MC : So you wanna bang, or..??
Solomon : Since you're offering, I definitely won't say no~
In all seriousness, I am a HUGE sucker for any kind of content that even hints at the tiniest signs of yandere tendencies (such as jealousy, possessiveness, etc.)
Plus I have my reasons for loving Solomon. I'll always love the brothers more than anything, but my love for Solomon has grown exponentially deeper.
So moments like this are very much welcomed, encouraged, and appreciated (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)
#I've said it before and I'll say it again...#Solomon is cute#He has that lonely aura about him that I seriously relate to so much#So I can't help loving this man#Solomon can abduct me and take me somewhere only he knows about#not sure how the brothers would handle that though lol#I think its funny how he says 'those brothers' in such a derogatory way. at least imo#obey me#obey me nightbringer#obey me devilgram#obey me nightbringer devilgram#obey me solomon#obey me nightbringer solomon#obey me solomon devilgram#obey me shall we date#obey me one master to rule them all#yandere#obey me yandere#yandere obey me#yandere solomon#obey me yandere solomon#yandere vibes
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I do have an idea of Alastor taking Vox pet shopping, because Vox mentioned having a dog when he was alive and missing having a companion
Alastor agrees to get him a pet, as long as it ISN'T a dog
Vox cannot believe THIS is the one line Alastor won't cross, not even using his most adorable digital face changed his mind - but Vox still wants a pet, so he agrees. No dogs.
(They haven't been together long enough for Vox to LEARN why no dogs was such a big deal, here - I kind of think that's something Alastor doesn’t talk about until they've been together for like 10-20 years).
So! They go to a pet store, and Vox immediately wants the giant dog-like shark.
(Alastor tries to say no, but Vox is like "C'mon it's not a dog!!! *insert cute anime eyes before that was even a concept* so Alastor relents).
And the poor shop employee is like, trying to figure out how to tell the fucking Radio Demon and the guy who's starting to take over all the media that they probably don't have the ability to care for the shark-dog thing. (Think, stressed PetSmart employee trying to go "No, a baby bunny isn't a good gift for Easter" except to a serial killer actively covered in blood, here. That's the visual I'm thinking of).
[side note: why do I punish poor minimum wage employees constantly, I promise I have also worked a minimum wage job working for the general public, lol]
But when the employee explains that the shark-dog thing needs a large body of water (probably ocean) to swim in often, Alastor is just like "Oh I can summon that, easily. I'll add it to the guest bedroom since Vox no longer uses it." And Vox is like, what do you MEAN that's something you can do?? You can't just drop casual lore like that at the pet store!
Alastor is like "?? Darling, what do you mean? I have a bayou in my room in the closet? A little beach isn't any more difficult."
And it turns out that when Vox moved in, Alastor told him not to go in that closet. Alastor meant it in a "don't go in there without me, because wandering in a bayou could be dangerous if you don't know where you are/how to do so safely" kind of way.
Vox, however, took it in a Bluebeard kind of way and was like, "Easy, I'm not having him murder me, so he'll be stuck with me forever. Win/win scenario, I solved the fairytale" and just assumed he DID because they're dating now.
And Alastor is left staring with the most confused smile on his face, trying to come to terms with the fact that Vox just casually accepted that he was living in a Bluebeard-like scenario, and his response was to play by the rules so he can stay with Alastor.
(They get the shark-dog. Vox names it Vark. Alastor immediately takes away his "allowed to name new things" privilege, but it's too late. It only responds to Vark).
#sorry i spend all my time thinking of stupid things for these idiots to do#long post#the way this is such a random reach but this is how my brain works lmao#i love their miscommunication bc its always so funny to me#just Alastor being like hey dont go in here bc it could be dangerous on your own#and vox hearing 'OH this is like Bluebeard! i can win this easy' and thinking he did bc now him and Alastor are dating#is too funny a visual for me to pass up#i realize he has vark much more later in canon but that doesn't matter to me so#Housewife Vox AU
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in my head where daringlizzie are entirely real and true and canon i think daring wld be sooo normal ab the wonderlandians like alistair is fr just some guy to him and it wld be so fawking funny bc alistair CANNOT STAND HIM. alistair cant be normal ab him bc he thinks bunny might have a crush on daring (she doesnt) + thats so fawking rude of daring especially since hes dating lizzie + he still CANT BELIEVE lizzie fell for an idiot like him. she deserves so much better. i think alistair wld try sooo hard to be normal like who even is this guy hes just some guy. ESPECIALLY bc daring is nothing but polite and nice to him but it just pisses him off even more. and he KNOWS that this hatred is entirely one sided like he is not above giving daring a shovel talk and making him think that murder is totally allowed in wonderland if its the name of lizzie (they wld literally never find ur body dude) and daring wld be like haha what a silly thing to say! u wonderlandians r always so funny! and it wld drive alistair crazy. literally who is this guy and why does lizzie like him so much
#eah#ever after high#daring charming#alistair wonderland#their dynamic is entirely made up but also no its not<3#I JUST THINK ITS SO FUNNY TO IMAGINE DARING + WONDERLANDIANS#daring and maddie r the most normal to each other real recognizes real etc etc#maddie is like whoever makes lizzie happy is good in my books:)#kitty is secretly super protective of lizzy but wld rather d*e than tell her that#so instead she increases the amount of pranks she does on daring#he can usually handle it unless it involves his hair + hes not above retaliating and likes a good prank#so kitty has to begrudgingly respect him.#bunny isnt even sure if his name is daring like she cldve sworn it was dexter. or maybe thst was his brother#if daring wasnt dating lizzie he and chase wldve kissed at least once and they wld both be so weird ab it#as it stands now daring does make chase realize hes bi but chase has a job so he doesnt gaf
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#rgg#ryu ga gotoku#ryu ga gotoku 3#yakuza series#yakuza 3#yoshitaka mine#snap sketches#i was thinking about all the weird mine variants that exist and theres more than i thought there was#i JUST wanted to do suit variants tho none of the extra okinawa and new year rggo cards. and a bare variant#because i can ...... also cause i needed to exercise the knowledge that his plushie's undies are white SOMEHOW#funny enough the only time i like properly assembled mines colors was on my kirin mine sheet so yay for a semiproper color sheet#anyway. the grey suit's inspo'd from the date scene in y3- that shot with him and kanda#i chose a brown tie to act as an in-between transition from blue tie to gold tie#the rggo cards are forever funny to me but while i was drawing these i remembered that for some reason#with the newest card mine's sleeve is. white ???????? its white .#i only realized this after posting these to twitter so if you saw this there first and are like 'girl his sleeve changed color'#Thats Why <- literally no one is thinking that#ok i have nothing else to say probably im gonna eat one more bowl of pasta then go to bed#i keep mentioning kirin mine so maybe ill doodle one of my things with that tomorrow ..#if not i have stuff i wanna draw tomorrow so if im not tired after grocery shopping Theres That To Look To#ok bye its pasta time <- has decided to make pasta my personality for june#oh my god wait its june now jesus christ. yeah happy pride month ive finally drawn mine again#ok bye bye pasta's calling my name
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I think dead money would be better if we were able to get into a lesbian relationship with Veronica's mute bald lobotomized equally traumatized ex girlfriend
#i actually stopped all gameplay after this scene#and grabbed my phone as soon as possible#I NEED TO FUCKING DRAW RHIS#I NEED CHRISTINE ROYCE#IM COMING BACK MY WIFE#I LOVE THE LESBIAN PERK YYIIIPPPEEEE#looking into her wiki oage#did you know her va for her big MT appearance was actually named Veronica too#i think thats funny#anyway#me veronica and christine can all date its fine#fallout new vegas#christine royce#i actually swooned it was crazy#fallout
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even though the dream has faded, it's still nice to look back at it, isn't it?
I have a lot of feelings thinking about the ending of FFX still. The way Yuna whispered "or of the dreams that faded" during her speech. And then the immediate flashback to Tidus and her at Lake Macalania. God. Ow. Fuck.
Since I was working on a FFX project already, I plucked these frames I really liked and put them as their own separate art piece. I really liked how the colours turned out here, but also the tone covers all the crosshatching I did so I'm going to put it without the blues under the cut:
#Final Fantasy X#FFX#FFX Yuna#FFX Tidus#illustration#digital art#artists on tumblr#fan art#the creativity process#id in alt#okay i think i'm fine with revealing the thing that i hinted way back with the other FFX post i made#i'm doing an animatic of this funny little game that's captured my heart since i was kid who was barely double digits in age#the only ever final fantasy game i've ever played but its the best to ME#and if you guys are sharp enough you can probably glean which song i'm using for it#still working on it! but i expect it to come out on the anniversary of the game (since i gave myself from that date in 2024 until 2025)#so a year to work on it basically haha!#if you've read this far thank you! i hope you're excited for it like i am (because my HANDS HURT TOO MUCH DOING CROSSHATCHING)
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Guess who's playing Steamworld Heist 2 and isn't being normal about it
#dw this isn't spoiler#tho i wish quincy having two moms was real#clearly we're overlooking a clear answer here people#krakenbane and piper faraday can both be Quincy's moms. they're secretly dating this entire time.#he just doesn't know#listen the idea of Piper x Krakenbane wouldn't leave my mind#like just think about it and it gets better the longer you think about it#they were dating before canon started? they got together when Krakenbane went to the Core system and met Piper. they hit it off great#they were dating when canon was happening? Piper went out to Quincy without realizing he was Krakenbane's son. it was far too late when she#realized and knew it was too awkward to bring it up after they're working together so she just doesn't and hope Krakenbane will tell him#they're dating after canon? Piper and Krakenbane get to be cute together out in space while Quincy has no clue his hero is dating his mom#it's funny. its great. there's so much potential#i might make a different post altogether about those two#anyway#piper faraday#krakenbane#piper x krakenbane#NEW SHIP JUST DROPPED#i need to come up with a ship name for them#steamworld heist 2#steamworld heist#quincy leeway#spoilers#kinda?? its real vague but its there ig#the fire burns#the fire crackles with joy
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Beverlin foreverlin
#naddpod#beverly toegold#erlin kindleaf#beverlin#my art#can i be honest tho?#i kinda want them to not have ended up together forever#that or messy divorce#i think they have an insane trauma bond after campaign one and i think its hard to have any normal relationship after that#plus you rarely marry the first person you date lol#anyways i think itd b funny if we see 216 yr old bev in his divorced dad era
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superboy plays mtg confirmed??????
(from superboy (1994), issue #18)
#superboy (1994)#mags reads comics#he's such a nerd#tim would also totally play mtg#fuck now i need to figure out what their commanders would be#i know commander wasnt an official format till the 2010s. but apparently the origins of the ruleset do date to the 1990s#and also its the format i'm familiar with so#do u think the core four could function as a mtg pod or nah?#also funny that warlocks & warriors exists instead of d&d. but nah mtg doesnt need a bootleg. it can just exist
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guys i need y'all to remember that superheroes have existed for So Many years . so you get to ask yourselves "woww why didn't you save them" . Superman where were you during the 1986 Challenger shuttle disaster . Spider-Man how dare you let 9/11 happen
#with 9/11 its especially funny because like. i dont think the comics animated series and movies COULD just ignore 9/11#because having the twin towers would be like disrespectful. but by not having them it also implies these heroes Let it happen#especially if it was being produced during a time where they Should be there . im talking specifically about toby's spider-man i guess#since as you may or may not know . there was a SHORT LIVED promo for the first movie which included the twin towers#and i just checked and the original release date for it was SUPPOSED TO BE november 2001#so therefore i can say that he probably graduated in 2001 after the spring semester of high school and therefore was out of school .#9/11#spider-man#superman#sueprheroes#comics#mika-posts
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S4 E3 Supernatural
Now THIS is a good episode. Castiel took Dean back in time to 1973! We find out Sam and Dean's maternal grandparents, Samuel and Deanna Campbell, and Mary are hunters. On top of that, Azazel is playing match maker so he can have his little psychic children be the best of the best, and he made a deal with Mary to revive John after he killed him. Also as if Azazel hasn't killed enough of Sam & Dean's family they killed Samuel and Deanna too. Oh this is so interesting, then Castiel taking Dean back, saying destiny can't be changed but Sam is going down a dark path and either Dean stops him or angels do.
#notable lines are. Mary about John:#he's sweet. kind. even after the war after everything he still believes in happily ever after. you know. He's everything a hunter isn't.#like damn this is the same man that turned his kids into child soldiers? hmmmm#supernatural#dean winchester#sam winchester#then Mary saying:#You know the worst thing I can think of? The very worst thing. If for my children to be raised into this like I was.#Well I won't let it happen.#AHHHHHHHHHH and Dean's look is so AHHHHHHHH🙃#his mom would HATE how he grew up. if she was buried shed be spinning in her coffin ⚰#mary winchester#mary campbell#john winchester#samuel campbell#deanna campbell#and she named her kids after her parents 😭😭😭😭😭 AHHHHHH#castiel#Castiel saying if Dean changes the future all the people they will die cus you weren't hunters to save them like in Deans Jinn hallucinatio#batcavescolony watches supernatural#batcavescolony watches#on a lighter note. john almost didn't pick the Impala. imagine the show but its a Voltzwagen instead.... 🙂#and we got to see dean struggle with the lack of technology which is funny cus the high tech equipment he uses now is dated to me in 2024 💀#supernatural s4#spn
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