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the greatest love stories on Friends

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Phoebe: *leans down to a picture of Albert Einstein* Wish me luck, Grandpa.

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aesthetics: the schuyler sisters

in the greatest city in the world

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Y’ALL KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS

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Hello hello hello!  Basically I’m super indecisive and am bribing you all into helping me pick a url by writing you poems. I also haven’t been writing much lately, so I’d love the opportunity to get back into writing and get inspired. 

option 1: stay @deerlily​ option 2: change it to @njosten       - because I love Neil Josten and it’s almost a cannon url       - vote for a url here

r u l e s      - mbf me + reblog this post please :)       - take this url poll       - send me a word, fandom, or anything that I can use as poem inspiration      - optional but if you have reasons you prefer one url over the other, please send me those as well :) 

a l s o      - you’re free to vote for a url and send me opinions even if you don’t follow me and don’t reblog this post. but if you want a poem, a follow and reblog would be greatly appreciated :)       - please just talk to me in general my ask box is always open (and empty) 

e x a m p l e s       - there isn’t much in this tag I’m sorry 

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joey tribbiani, ladies and gentleman...

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Eliza: Look around, look around, how lucky we are to be alive right now

1782: Laurens died

1799: Washington dies

1801: Philip dies

1801: Peggy dies

1804: Hamilton dies

1814: Angelica dies

1825: Hercules dies

1834: Lafayette dies

Eliza: Well fuck you guys

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Burr: So, Alexander Hamilton this alleged affair with Ms. Reynolds has been going on for.

Alexander: Two years.

Burr: And your first name again is…?

Alexander: Alexander.

Burr: And you boyfriends name is…?

Alexander: John.

Everybody: *gasp*

Alexander: I-I’m sorry I misunderstood you I thought you said “best friend” John is my best friend.

Laurens: You bastard!

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hahaaa

I can’t help it, every time I see Sean Gunn in Guardians of the Galaxy I think “Oh look, Kirk got a new job.”

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jess and rory is another one of those couples that literally make my heart explode and my body turn into fluff ahh i can’t express how amazing they are!!

p.s. - milo is so freaking hotttt

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Gilmore Girls study moods

Rory: Sitting in your room surrounded by notes, phone switched off, sweatpants on. Neat cursive handwriting, an empty coffee cup next to you, cross referencing your sources, old school encyclopedias, a CD you borrowed from your friend, only taking a break every 2 hours, focusing on your goals.

Lorelai: Kitchen table, papers everywhere, empty coffee cups scattered around the room. Hair in a messy bun and pencil behind your ear, determined when you want to be. TV on in the background. Taking a break every 20 minutes for more coffee and to call your friends to tell them how boring your study is. Accomplishing your goals despite the mess.

Lane: Jamming out to rock music while you work, pigtails, your work is surprisingly organised but you find it hard to focus. You've tried the pomodoro technique but it was hard to stick to, so you take tiny breaks to air guitar when a good part of a song comes on. Getting distracted by your roommates.

Luke: Your notes are all in one notebook, scribbled in with a classic blue biro. Black coffee in a mug, reading glasses that you never let other people see, a comfy worn-in office chair, the smell of wood. Not worrying about being neat, keeping things as simple as possible. You do what works for you. It's a relaxed environment.

Kirk: Studying in the library next to stacks of library books, 15 tabs open on your computer, desk full of pages. Gathering intense background knowledge of everything you come across. Calling your friends to tell them about new things you've learned. Quizzing yourself every 30 minutes, which counts as a break.

Sookie: Sitting on the floor with your notes spread out around you. Four different types of study snacks. Highlighter marks on your face somehow. Switching subject every 10 minutes to keep yourself interested. Hot chocolate breaks every 20 minutes. Thriving off encouragement from your loved ones. Papercuts.

Paris: Your study lasts all day. First at the library, then at home. Work organised into neat folders, a different notebook for each subject. Straight lines and hand drawn banners. Hair in a neat bun. Glass full of different color highlighters. Scheduled breaks every 45 minutes to increase productivity. Framed photos of people who inspire you. Thriving off of competition.

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im paris oml ;)

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me when i’m on my period ;)

p.s. - i messed up the caption colors at the end but welp who carees lol

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mee ;)

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more like 13 reasons why hAHAHA kill me now

15 Reasons Why Monica Geller Is An Unappreciated Character

1: Fed all of her friends almost every day for ten years without complaining.

2: Excelled in a traditionally masculine career, (yes, cookery as a profession is generally male-dominated) and in traditionally masculine hobbies (football), without compromising her femininity or sexuality.

3: At the same time, revelled in traditionally female interests such as babies, marriage and housework without apologizing for them, or suggesting they made her inferior or weak.

4: Overcame teenage obesity.

5: Grew up in an emotionally abusive home, with a mother who subjected her to relentless criticism and verbal mistreatment….But still emerged with a sense of her own self-worth, determination to fulfil her dreams and huge capacity to care for others.

6: Stayed friends with her brother who bullied her as a child, and contributed to said-emotionally abusive home. Didn’t blame him for her mistreatment or show resentment towards him.

7: Took former best friend – who abandoned and rejected her for a ‘high society’ life – into her home without question.

8: Prior to this, accepted a woman who had previously lived on the streets, as her roommate and welcomed her into her group of friends.

9: Went through unemployment and shitty jobs, but refused to take unfair advantages she hadn’t earned (i.e. Pete buying her a restaurant). Eventually gained a prestigious head chef position based entirely on her own merit.

10: Walked away from the man she thought was the love of her life, because she wanted children and he’d only have them to make her happy. Even though that option would have been 100 times less painful for Monica, she knew that wasn’t fair on him and refused.

11: After marrying the actual love of her life, she waited until Chandler was ready to have kids, because she knew about his fears of raising children. When they discovered virtually the only option for children was sperm donor-ship (so they’d be her kids but not his), she refused and insisted on adoption. 

12: Was also the one-woman cheerleading team for the aforementioned love of her life, in telling him he could be the amazing boyfriend, husband and father that he never saw in himself. Was proved 100% right.

13: Resisted her control-freak coping mechanisms to give Chandler the power of making the big decisions about their future, (saying ‘I Love you’, moving in together, marriage), so he could work through his commitment phobia. Again, proved it was 100% worth it.

14: Encouraged her husband to quit a job he hated, then supported him – financially and emotionally –through his subsequent unemployment and helped him find his dream career.

15: Never, ever fucking gives up on anything or anyone. 

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is it bad that i don’t like rosschel because of how on-again, off-again they are??

Why are Ross and Rachel so iconic when Chandler and Monica’s relationship is 50,000 times more romantic, cuter and HEALTHIER than Ross and Rachel’s?

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wait fr tho isn’t mondler the best

i’ve been watching so many mondler edits on youtube and my heart is so happy and gushy and i’m just so in love with their love and i really wanna cry and talk to someone but no one is there aND so THATS WHY IM HERE YAaay