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On TV Tropes, a user called NobleWolf added entries to the YMMV page for the 2023 Barbie movie:
DesignatedHero: '''The Barbies.''' At the beginning of the Film they're highly dismissive of the Kens, having them be second-class citizens and leaving them homeless, with President Barbie even dismissing them as "accessories". And when the Kens implement Partiarchy in Barbieland, they way they take back control is by employing AlphaBitch tactics, [[PsychologicalManipulation Psychologically Manipulating]] the Kens into fighting each other, then reducing them back to been second-class citizens under the flimsy justification that for as long as Patriarchy exists in the Real World, then Barbieland must be a Matriarchy. And the Film seems to run with the idea that [[InsaneTrollLogic so long as Men hold any positions of power, that Patriarchy exists]]
* RootingForTheEmpire: Despite the radical masculinist ideologies of the Ken rebellion, the haughtiness of most Barbieland matriarchy led to some cheering for Ken and his supporters performing a coup to oust the Barbieland government.
* UnintentionallyUnsympathetic: The Barbies, as described under DesignatedHero above, are highly dismissive of the Kens, denying them equal rights, housing and even any sort of respect, so it's a bit hard to feel sorry for them when the Kens take over and force them into subservient roles ** Stereotypical Barbie also falls under this, as a lot of trouble Stereotypical Ken causes [[CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot could've been avoided]] have she simply shown him enough respect to have an honest discussion about their relationship with him from the beginning
Another user called Bullman deleted those entries, claiming that the Barbies had learned their lesson, but NobleWolf added the entries back with this message:
While the Barbies treatment of the Kens is initially treated as wrong, at the end things are reverted back to how they were at the beginning of the film, and present as been "a good and happy ending", it also changes nothing about how the film treats Men in general throughout the film
The problem is that they didn't discuss this in the Designate Hero/Villain Cleanup thread. A mod called MacronNotes was PM'd, and instantly bounced NobleWolf. What's worse, this happened right after NobleWold was released from a previous ban, so they couldn't appeal.
Apparently, it didn't occur to the mods that NobleWolf might not have even known that there was a Designated Hero/Villain Cleanup Thread. Could you start an Ask the Tropers, invite all the mods (and Bullman), and point out to them that, instead of bouncing them, they should have just directed NobleWolf to the Designated Hero/Villain Cleanup Thread to plead their case if they thought that the Barbies qualified as Designated Heroes? Tell them that you're not trying to appeal a ban but simply pointing out a potential alternate solution that the mods could have tried.
For the record, no, I am not NobleWolf; I'm just pointing something out for them. NobleWolf didn't put me up to this, either; I'm doing all this on my own accord.
I'm still much too green on that site to get involved in its politics. I know it would be the right thing to do, but 1) I haven't seen the Barbie Movie (or Oppenheimer for that matter), and 2) there might be more going on here than either you or I am aware of and I don't want to stick my foot in my mouth, especially considering NobleWolf's prior ban. (Fun fact about myself: I can put my foot in my mouth, literally. I don't want to do it figuratively, though. I've had plenty of experience with the latter to know when not to intervene by now, even if it seems like the right thing to do. Not my circus, not my monkeys, and not my clowns, either.)
#serious#they asked if I could do them a favor#sadly#the answer is no#not my circus not my monkeys#if anyone else wants to fine with me
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me looking at all of the teaser video release dates vs the actual chapter release dates for dbd seeing they're usually around 20 days apart and that I'll have to wait a long time to get any info about it bc itll come out so late and close to official release
#like rewatching the interview and shit like#trying to get a grasp on what their plans could be#i dont doubt itll be good im just desperately wanting to know if anything i like will be in it#guys im gonna be honest im not a huge fan of springtrap so it wont be nearly exciting to me if its JUST and ONLY him as a killer#with no cosmetics for other characters no nothing#and the only other character ive seen discussion for rlly is mimic and i can't even express the rage id feel if it got the dbd killer slot#i just want vanny cosmetic is that too much to ask#no it isnt#but i truly have no idea if theyll do it until SUMMER#bc we only get to see teasers so close to the actual release#i feel a lot better knowing that they said that fnaf has been high on their list & one of the most highly anticipated chapters for dbd ever#and that theyre cooking with it and are trying to be faithful to it bc they hold themselves to that in general for dbd as a whole#but like we dont KNOW if theyll go as far as to do something cool like a vanny cosmetic or vanessa survivor#its perfectly in the realm of possibility but its driving me crazy tjat i dont know and i cant feel okay expecting it#and that i know if they dont ill be very disappointed#i just dont want them to only favor clickteam og era with nothing for sw era#and NOT MIMIC god weve already had enough of it#if it gets a cosmetic great but if it gets one and vanny doesnt ill fuckimg implode#pandas.txt#pre dbd x fnaf#thoughts
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listen it’s none of my business but when you say “Bilbo would have been better for taking the Ring” and then state “Frodo’s character was mishandled” I think maybe you like the Lord of the Rings inside your head more than the one actually written 💀 as if it wasn’t stated multiple times both in the text and by Tolkien himself why Frodo was the Ringbearer. Pleeeeeaaaase PLEEEEAAASE stop giving me gray hairs and take an interest in the text you read and it’s deeper meanings beyond power scaling characters, favoritism and finding the “most efficient way to take the ring to Mordor”. The debates about who should have taken the Ring are the exact same as “they should have flown the eagles to Mordor” except it’s spoken by people who genuinely are avid fans of the books and movies.
#frodo baggins#bilbo baggins#it’s so dire out here man#this was an actual opinion I just saw. unfortunately#at least it’s rarer now but I still see the incredible common opinion that Frodo ‘wasn’t the right person for the job’ or whatever#THATS NOT THE POINT…. PLEASE#why are there so many people who just don’t like Frodo. why don’t you like him. quickly.#is it because he fails. bc newsflash. EVERY SINGLE BEING ON MIDDLE EARTH THAT COULD TAKE THE RING WOULD HAVE FAILED. THATS THE POINT!!!!!!!#is it bc he’s not a typical ‘hero’s journey’ fighter?? bc then I have to ask if you absorbed the ‘I hate fighting and war’ sentiment at all#bc Tolkien tried to make it clear in each of his more ‘typical’ fighting heroes that the act of fighting did not elevate them over others#and that in many ways it was better to find peaceful solutions rather than violent ones.#would Bilbo have resisted more? hard to say!! he held the Ring for a VERY long time but at the same time the Ring wasn’t ‘awake’.#to Bilbo’s enduring credit he held that thing for 60 years before showing corruption#when others that touched the Ring showed corruption INSTANTLY#but at the same time when Sauron began to awaken it and call for it Bilbo DID in fact fall to its power!!#he wasn’t immune!!#neither was Samwise for that matter. no more than Frodo was!!!#augh. my heart hurts man#people give Frodo shit for being a gentle soul who suffered inward more than outward and not returning ‘victorious’#but he did all he could. he did all anyone could. why is that not enough for you people?#it was enough for Tolkien. it was enough for every wise being on Middle Earth. it was enough for those who understood the sacrifice.#Frodo isn’t even a ‘passive hero’. sure he gets a ton of stuff done TO him and his deeds aren’t as visible as other characters.#but every single step towards Mordor was a great action. the very act of carrying the Ring forward moves the story and quest along.#that is an active character. his actions (traveling forward despite bearing the Ring and Morgul wound) are integral to the story#you expect him to do that AND be slaying beasts and commanding others?? the same folly Boromir had. the same way the Ring tempted Sam#cmon. there’s a beautiful world and a beautiful story being told and you’re missing it. let me show you how beautiful it is.#making everything about a single character you favor even if it doesn’t make sense textually is a disservice to the story you enjoy.#the entire world and all the characters of lotr are so compelling even if you don’t like them!!! why ignore that?#it’s the world and people your character lives with!!! look at them!!
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wow, dragon ball bhima and yugioh nito
#fgo#bhima#nito#nitocris alter#nitocris#my art#this sure was interesting considering bhima doesnt even have a full body ref rn! pro tip googling 'dbz feet' will not help you design shoes#anyone who says style mimicry is easy is a liar this took me two days and i blame the shading#i wouldve attached it to the og ask so the asker could see it but idk. maybe. maybe#do me a favor and dont look at this too closely#can someone put the korn shirt on them i dont know how it should work
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just read the new mutants issue where Charles chose to stay behind in space and my god the juxtaposition between Charles trusting Erik and Erik joining the hellfire club and wondering at his own trust worthiness. I wonder how much of Charles decision was him ultimately trying to avoid the fact that his first class had seemingly betrayed mutant kind and not be willing to face them and how much of it was Dani and Illyana's reaction to him having Karma mind control Illyana. the fact that Illyana was depending on him to ease her mind through limbo and in choosing to stay he forced karma to do it instead, probably fucking up their relationship in the process.
I love him, this is crazy, how much of this is him trying to runaway and how much is this him not trusting himself to fix things and how much is it just him trusting Erik?
i keep trying to put into words my exact thoughts about the sitch but there really is a lot for one issue aintit... oh charles you and your brain...
#snap chats#thats why we have tag rambles AHAHA#ok so to tackle things one at a time charles ultimately deciding to stay in space despite his expressed want to return to earth#obviously it was when lilandra pointed out if her sister took charge of the shi'ar then the universe- earth included- would be in peril#charles notes his position as a losing one: whichever choice he makes he loses#he goes to earth then the universe could be at stake/he stays in space he loses his kids#of course charles COULD just put his faith in the starjammers but is that a risk he wants to take ? evidently not#charles' reoccurring flaw is he's willing to sacrifice personal relationships for the greater perceived good#even lilandra acknowledges this- that charles' homesickness for earth was an inevitability just as she is indebted to protecting the stars#so now his ruptured relationship with illyana and co- esp right after comforting a split illyana last issue#we've seen charles act more coldly/rashly when he's about to lose people (i think of his first death with the og5 mostly)#i mean it's a key part to charles' chara that he doesn't favor mind controlling others and im sure he has the same regard for his students#he's aware of the damage it can do and in this instance- for one reason or another- he orders it to be done regardless#im sure he does this as a form of defense: if his kids are upset with him they won't feel too bad about losing him and it'll be less painfu#obviously we still see sam wish charles farewell and wish for him to come back soon but yk.. worthy attempt..#and it's not as if charles wants them to hate him ENTIRELY.. he's still touched by sam's goodbye no.... fickle man he is..#i dont think charles is totally afraid to confront the og5- its what made him want to return to earth with the nms initially#tho again.. could his decision to stay in the stars be influenced by that? that maybe he ISNT prepared to confront them like he thought?#who's to say... not me i dont got that psych degree yet..#erik being charles' trusted confidant definitely made his decision easier on top of that: i mean is he needed if he has a substitute#i think charles DOES wholly trust erik: charles really doesnt approach his x-men half heartedly. from his pov ofc#if he didn't genuinely believe in erik's potential he wouldn't have picked him; hes a comforting thought when charles decides to depart#'although i'm gone erik understands me and my goals enough to continue my work as good as i would have so i have nothing to worry about'#which. yk. makes the whole White King thing kinda awkward VJAELVJEAKL charles you fool#i have no idea how this saga ends though... tbh im only on ish 45 of NM i just read 50 and 51 to get context for this ask#so i can only wait and see how this saga turns out... once i finish reading house of m/secret invasion stuff jvLKEJKA#idk im tired and rambling dont pay attention to me.. ramblin bout charles' brain is a good day for me regardless if i make sense jVLAJ
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Since my brain is still stuck on Starbreaker fake dating au I honestly think I actually like more than fake dating is fake engagement because then you get the characters vamping when asked to come up with a proposal story
#I know we’re leaning into Craigslist bf but I actually like the idea of them just. asking this favor of their teacherfriend it’s so fucking#so funny to me plus there’s the aspect of like#you think I can’t do this stardiamond????? I know you like the back of my hand. I know everything about you#I’ll be the best fake finance you could ever ask for. or the reverse#shut up Janelle#starbreaker
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Is it true that Elizabeth of York birth celebrated like she was a son? I have seen some historians say this.
Hi! Yes, Edward IV did celebrate his daughter’s birth as though she was a male heir (“a prince”), iirc as per the Great Chronicle.
While we have no contemporary reports at the time of Elizabeth of York's birth, we know that Luchino Dallaghiexia reported that the birth of Edward and Elizabeth's third child, Cecily of York, "rejoiced the king and all the nobles exceedingly*, though they would have preferred a son'. Wanting a son (ie: an heir) was typical for their time period, likely enhanced by Edward and Elizabeth's unprecedentedly controversial marriage, her very unsuitable origins and his own status as a usurper. The fact that he was described as being "exceedingly" delighted at the birth of his third daughter in a row regardless does support the claim that he would have gone over-the-top to celebrate the birth of his first legitimate** child.
Hope this helps!
*Bizarrely, I have seen several historians and blogs use Dallaghiexia's letter to claim that Edward IV was bitterly disappointed at Cecily of York's birth. I don't understand how historical reading comprehension can be so poor that "rejoiced the king exceedingly" has somehow been rewritten as the...exact opposite of that. With no self-awareness whatsoever. **Edward's illegitimate daughter Margaret - popularly known as Elizabeth for some reason - was almost definitely born before his marriage. We don't know the birth dates of his other two illegitimate children: I think the likeliest conception date for Arthur was in early 1470 (when he was away from court, near Hampshire), but it's unverified; and we know nothing about Grace - which was probably her surname, not her name - other than the fact that Elizabeth Woodville seems to have been very attached to her.
#ask#elizabeth of york#edward iv#queue#speaking of which#did I mention how much I dislike historians who state that one of Elizabeth Woodville's 'advantages' was that 'she was fertile'#and just leave it at that?#or dumbfuck Anne Boleyn stans who argue Elizabeth was 'safe' because she had a son (she was literally deposed twice but okay)#That is simply incorrect and a complete erasure of her actual - presumably difficult - experiences#Elizabeth literally 'failed' (so to speak) to have a son throughout her first queenship#She had three daughters back-to-back#Her first son with Edward IV was in fact born seven years into her marriage after her husband had already been deposed and in exile#It does her an incredibly disservice to rewrite her very complicated situation according to your own whims and fancies#Particularly considering the very unusual nature of her marriage and rise to queen (+Edward's own status as an usurper)#which meant that Elizabeth - like H8's wives after her - was in a far more precarious position than sonless foreign royal queens before her#And while the lack of a son clearly didn't affect her personal marriage (her husband celebrated their eldest daughter's birth#as though she was a male heir and was described as exceedingly happy at the time of their third daughter's birth;#they decided to go on a pilgrimage - presumably to ask for a son - *together*; etc)#That doesn't change the fact that they were in a very very difficult situation that having a son could have resolved/legitimized#Worries that may have intensified even more after 1469 when George of Clarence (second York brother) rebelled against Edward#I also suspect their lack of a son affected the nature of Warwick's propaganda against them during his rebellions#but that's a whole other topic of discussion#Either way: What we should never do is erase and rewrite Elizabeth's (and Edward's) very complex situation in the 1460s#in favor of an inaccurate but more 'convenient' alternate history#It's a little odd tbh because I HAVE seen such discussions for Anne of Bohemia; MoA; and Henry VIII's wives#who all struggled to have male heirs#But for some reason Elizabeth's situation is not even acknowledged - let alone discussed#funny how that happens#anyway#ik I went VERY off track I'm sorry about that
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ok kind of an insane ask so feel free to ignore but would you be able to translate "友達バリア" by deco*27? i can't find any translations online and i wanna see if i'm right about the song kind of fitting the matsus... it's also a banger imo
- vocamatsu anon
omg.... tbh i have a feeling deco will make a video for this one which means we'll get an official english translation of it, rendering this completely redundant, but i'm really cheesed to have been asked, so i gave it a shot for you anyways <3
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Friend-zoned, love fire, sparks flying HIBANA We're ready, set to lock horns, love's ultimate showdown I'm outmatched- but it's not over yet! I won't let this end! With a dazzling, never-give-up attitude, I'll break through your defenses!
The despair of never getting anything more of this Your behavior, nor what's going on in your head- I can't read it at all! I can't help but envy the kindness you radiate Omnidirectional compatibility- it's just not for me
Carefully-picked down-played words The outcome: A bloody heart True feelings double-crossed by embarrassment; how frustrating, I'm changing sides But that won't fill up my heart What I want is nothing more than to be by your side If you've got something to say, then say it- 'til I defeat you, that is! 3, 2, 1!
Friend-zoned, love fire, sparks flying HIBANA We're ready, set to lock horns, love's ultimate showdown I'm outmatched- but it's not over yet! I won't let this end! With a dazzling, never-give-up attitude, I'll break through your defenses!
I want you to like me! I want you to like me! Friend-zoned, love fire, hey, say "I give up"! With a dazzling, never-give-up attitude, I'll break through your defenses!
Fun things, good feelings- without you, they have no taste at all Sadness, jealousy- if they're cuz of you, then I don't mind them Let's throw down, bro! Better to regret doing it, than not doing it at all! A feeling like I won't need any special moves, YEAH I'm sure everything will be OKAY With an endless supply of love, you're undefeated, AYE Play dead, BYE BYE I'll be the one to throw the first punch
Friend-zoned, love fire, sparks flying HIBANA We're ready, set to lock horns, love's ultimate showdown The lonely and timid me is already no more! With a dazzling, blazing flair, I'll burn through your defenses!
Do you like me yet? Do you like me yet? Friend-zoned, love fire, now, let's immerse ourselves in love! With a dazzling, blazing flair, a never-ending HAO sweetener battle!
Do you like me yet? Do you like me yet? Friend-zoned, love fire, now, let's immerse ourselves in love! With a dazzling, blazing flair, a never-ending HAO sweetener battle!
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my notes:
my overall interpretation of this song is "I'm trying to break through the friend zone (friendship barrier) so that you like me instead of thinking of me as a friend", so any vagueness in translation went in that direction
The use of "lock horns" in the official translation snippet + the HAO motifs give me the mental image of like, a hand-to-hand kung fu battle, so I leaned towards that imagery whenever there was vagueness (as opposed to like, a military campaign, for example)
deco's official english translations tend to be very liberal, so i tried to keep my translation a little more literal
#translation#i dont really like the use of 'friend-zoned' for the official translation of this#in general deco's english translations seem to favor localizing over keeping original meaning which i usually support wholeheartedly#but i feel like their en localizations sometimes lack a colloquial understanding of how these terms come across to english speakers#like the Vibe. i dont know if they grasp the Vibe#like on the surface 'friend-zone' seems like a reasonable localization for this concept#(Actually why is the localization the adjective form? shouldnt it be the noun? tomodachi barrier = friend zone? well anyways)#term for when you can't advance a platonic relationship to a romantic one + the term 'zone' is often used in fighting and battles#but colloquially i feel like this term has more of an Incel Connotation#due to its use being most popularized among men who see women as a prize they can win if they put enough effort in#+ its usage furthering the underlying expectation that women should date a man because he likes her regardless of how She feels abt it#of coures i know this is not the literal definition but again. the colloquialism. the Vibe. i really value the Vibe in localization#it gives off more of a pathetic desperate entitled vibe than a determined lonely feisty vibe which is what i personally got from the song#but vibes are subjective of course and dependent on one's personal experience#and who knows maybe that IS what deco's going for. i may very well be missing some japanese colloquialism as well#anyways as to if this fits the matsus.... well. they dont really have any friends in the first place do they#except totoko who repeatedly and easily beats them in hand-to-hand combat#i guess it could be atsutodo if you were full of whimsy#(suddenly coming back into the room) BY THE WAY I HATE HAO#I THINK HE'S TRYING TO DO THE THING WHERE HE JUST MAKES UP WORDS/MEANINGS BECAUSE IT'S THE KANJI IN SUKI#IT'S JUST AN EXTREMELY COMMON CHINESE WORD AND HE'S USING IT IN WAYS THAT SOUND SO DUMB AND WEIRRDDDDDDDDD#“a never ending HAO sweetener battle” <- WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE HAO HAPPEN? DONT PISS ME OFF#IM LIKE PRETTY SURE HIS TRANSLATOR IS EN/CN/JP TRILLINGUAL TOO SO WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE HERE#anyways thank you for the ask. mwah. i hope u enjoy this
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i NEED to yap about personal shit i gotta get it out there somewhere
#AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#also i really have to shit but my brother is in the bathroom i am going to kill myself#OKAY OKAY UHH HHHHHGH UHHHHH#OKAY . MY DOG GOT HIT BY A CAR YESTERDAY RIGHT. CONTEXT. THERE IS A CREEK BY THE ROAD IN A RAVINE THAT I WAS SHOWING A FRIEND#AND THE DOG IS ALLOWED OUTSIDE CAUSE SHE NORMALLY DOESNT GO IN THE ROAD RIGHT?? SHE NORMALLY STAYS IN THE#BACK YARD WHICH IS. EXPANSIVE N THEFES A SHIT TON OF LAND WHERE SHE CAN RUN OFF SO I DIDNT THINK THE DOG WAS GONNA FOLLOW#DOWN TO THE CREEK. BUT SHE DID .? AND ENDED UP GOING IN THE ROAD BUT SHE LITERALLY NEVER GOES IN THE FUCKING ROAD#WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE SOME1 PURPOSELY HIT HER BUT ANYWAYS. I TOLD MY MOM CAUSE I.LIVE WITH HER N I KIND OF HAVE TO#AND SHES JUST SO. ough. o don't even know how to explain it. AN ASSHOLE??#SHES ACTING LIKE THE ENTIRE THING IS MY FAULT AND BEING A HUGE DICK ABOUT EVERYTHING. .I ASKED IF THE DOG WAS OKAY THIS MORNING#AND SHE JUST FUCKIN WENT "no viktor of course she's not okay' AND LIKE ROLLED HER EYES?? WHAT THE FUCK????#SHE GOT MAD WHEN I WENT TO PET THE DOG N SAID SHE WAS SCARED OF ME?? SHE WASN'T????? SHE WAS ROLLING OVER SO I COULD PET HER#istg my mom thinks everything is my fault and shes just a huge dick all the time EVEN MY BROTHERS AGREE WITH THAT SOMETOMES#AND SHE CLEARLY FAVORS THEM#so long story short im very worried for my dog but too scared and pissed off at my mom to actually do anything about it
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Here I am being insane drawing and coloring two whole refs for Top Dog in one day
My hand is dyinggg
#He was built with a slimmer more athletic build like Graham but Saul got him addicted to the taste of toon ink and meats#it's taken a tole on his waistline obviously#he's the hungry hungry big bad wolf amongst his toon associates in Sales#He really enjoys working with the toons! he likes making office games to inventivize them to do their work#he hates these cravings of his; he hates feeling like he's going to go numb and snap to having eaten another toon#the chew toy is a gift to The Mingler from Glittermuffin for Top Dog; they told her that they'd do her one favor and she asked for#something that could help Top Dog with his toon cravings so voila! special chew toy for Top Dog to gnaw on if he's starting to crave toonink#Top Dog's weight will most likely fluxuate in my art of him which is why I put he can either be drawn fit or fat#he's a mess and needs to get his schedule and diet back under control#The Mingler is a good friend#toontown corporate clash#ttcc#toontown: corporate clash#imagionary rambles#ttcc au#ttcc oc#top dog#Top Dog is an experiment from the Office Basement from Brian; a clone fusion between Graham and Zak's blueprints
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Of all the Epic Sanses, who do you think is the most popular? Both inside and outside the utmv
Out of universe Epic 100%! Given the popularity of Underverse and thus the characters that surrounded Cross I think it gave him more publicity. However, I do think a far smaller of the population have read the Epictale comics. Not that I'm judging, though; the comics, both new and old, are kinda longish. I mean, some people don't even know who Delta or Color are. If I had to guess why Delta has far more limited and Color ig?? Also has somewhat limited information.
Hm, if I had to guess in the universe? I feel the association of multiversal war criminals on Epic and Color's behalf may give a bad first impression. This is given the assumption people even KNOW about that though. Epic and Cross are not that lowkey about their friendship, though, I imagine, but that may be because that was before the war criminal arc (I think?). I wonder if Color's or Delta's way of doing things gets people more interested or turns them off to them? Don't people like vigilante justice?
So I guess I don't know, I think it depends on what you think appeals to the greater multiverse.
#ask#qin-qin16#lame answer ik#buttt#i truly think it could go several ways#do the help the guys do even matter due to who they're friends with?#do people assume bad things about Color (or maybe even Epic) due to who they're friends with?#OR do they assume Color is being manipulated or something#Having Color himself be in a more favorable light#Do the relationship between them and the star sanses make them look any better?
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Joke/Crack Headcannon
One of the reason MCU Khonshu refuses to officially address 616 Marc or 616 Badr as "sons", is because by the Traditional Ennead law of his universe, he will have to pay what is essentially child support covering their entire lives, allowance, medical/hospital bills, living conditions and funeral.
He calls himself their boss, never father simply to avoid the taxes. Because even a god can't avoid taxes, the Egyptian pantheon is bureaucratic like that.
MCU Khonshu is also broke to the bone AND has a gambling addiction, as well as impulsive buying on food. He can barely pay to take care of himself, keeps getting gigs just to buy food and would occasionally eat from the dumpster. He can't afford to take care of 2 fully grown adults he ended up "inheriting" from his 616 counterparts.
MCU Khonshu also recognizes Steven and Jake as separate people and a package deal with Marc. So, for him, it would be 4 fully grown adults. 3 of which share a body. Steven and Jake have their own lives, so they are to be paid equally with Marc.
I did my research and in a general term, one kid will have to be paid 400 USD a month. So, with 4 "kids" that would be 1,600 USD a month. With interest due to how overdo it is, and the missing birthday gifts for all of them.
#MCU Khonshu now have to deal with is his greatest enemy#obligatory parental responsibility#and Child support bills#That's the whole idea#crack post#616 Khonshu keeps being the father role#so where is Marc's child support?#and the other 3 other guys still around?#and for the hundreds of past fist?#Moon knight#Khonshu#earth 616#marvel#marvel comics#MCU Khonshu looks at the long list of overdue Child support#And college fees and therapy/hospital fees#and gas money AND damage fees for whatever Marc destroyed under Khonshu's name#He quickly wishes he could just disown all of them#Khonshu could ask 616 Steven to pay it all#But then he will end up owing the man a huge favor#or working for 616 Steven#Now I have this funny image of 616 Steven getting MCU Khonshu as his assistant purely so he can boss Khonshu around#And for MCU Khonshu to assist him in business so he can quickly get back all the money Marc lost.#What would be his reaction when he learned that Khonshu broke out of jail but can't exactly do much because is now financially broke.#It's actually a funny wordplay
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everyone I know in VR is or turns out to be married, gay, or gay-married, but I did just do the most powerful flirt of offering to put a specially compatible chair on myself set up to detect one specific other person so their unique avatar can properly come sit on my back. Cuz my regular chair doesn’t work right for them. Real friendship heart shaped pair necklace hours.
#it doesn’t have to work for it to be good#that was definitely good#WELCOME TO THE WARMTH OF MY REGARD.#yeah they took me up on it. it doesn’t have to have worked to have worked. For me.#they love chillin too so maybe they really WILL come shrink down into a small dragon and coil up behind me.#Anyone would want this. You are all jealous there’s a long small dragon that wants to quietly come sit on & with me.#Probably most of you lose interest at the part where it’s another human person. But they’re an avatar creator!#So they really are that dragon. To me.#that presumably married and gay and gaymarried dragon. So it goes.#NEVERTHELESS#You are all jealous that the quiet charming small long low-poly dragon wants to come sit on my broad back#in various beautiful custom poses. Upon my broad mid-poly stripey back. In the special custom Contact chair for only them. On me.#ACTUALLY THEY ASKED ME TO ADD A CHAIR THAT WOULD WORK FOR THEM. AS A FAVOR…#N I WAS LIKE. WELL DO YOU HAVE ANY UNIQUE CONTACTS ON YOUR AVATAR I COULD DETECT…#I WAS SO SMOOTH…#to instead set up a system where my nonworking chair is dismissed and their special one instantiates on their proximity…#they’re gonna ADD a Contact to themself… I WAS SO SMOOTH#I don’t care if it (flirting) doesn’t work (the chair will work). I did it right (I will also do the chair right)!!!
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I have an extreme panic inducing fear of all bugs and all of my biology assignments this week involving watching videos of crickets interacting with each other. I thought "maybe it won't be so bad" until I opened an assignment saw an up close picture of a cricket and started gagging
#opened the video and exited in less than 3 seconds#you could hear them making noises 🤢#i seriously don't know what im gonna do lmao#might have to ask someone to come over and do me a really weird favor (watch the videos and tell me whats happening)#its like full extreme phobia level. like intense panic attacks intrusive thoughts and nightmares level#oof
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when you're disabled, being financially abused by your parents never ends
#so you're telling me that you got 5k this week from claiming me on your taxes#while hounding me about how i haven't been contributing enough to bills & expenses (i was giving you what you asked for!)#and none of it will go to me because ''i owe it to you for living with you''#despite the fact that 5k nearly covers the mortgage for the entire YEAR#DESPITE THE FACT THAT I COULD PAY OFF MY OWN LANDLORD AND MOVE OUT#btw i literally only let her claim me on her taxes bc she said she'd be giving it to me. and this is the third time she has done this.#promised me it wouldn't happen again. she used me.#she does this thing a lot#where she acts like she's helping people but only does it to hold it over their head#i told her i could have been paying her more for bills but she told me i didn't have to#and now she's complaining that i don't pay enough#i will literally tell her not to help me sometimes#bc she'll do it anyway and then later on you hear ''i did something nice for you so if you don't help me with a favor right now...#...I'll do everything I can to sabotage your life''#so she literally only does it for personal gain#so that she can have an excuse to feel like she's better than all of her kids and that we're just stupid ungrateful assholes#all 3 of her kids could be telling her that her logic is wrong and she won't budge#another thing that happened recently is that she told me i needed to pay her back for a gift she bought me that got stolen#which is also something she does a lot. buys me things without asking and then telling me i have to pay her back for them#i had way more stuff stolen that i had personally bought#i didn't ask for that fucking keyboard sorry. I ALREADY HAD ONE.#and she's been going on about how ''she's the one who's ACTUALLY being affected''#she is FULLY AWARE that the dude she lets over has stolen from us MULTIPLE times#but apparently it's my responsibility to pay her back for something out of my control#STOP BUYING ME SHIT AND TELLING ME I DON'T NEED TO PAY YOU MORE IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA HOLD IT OVER MY HEAD#IF I'M SUCH A BURDEN MAKE IT POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LEAVE#.bdo
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To think I really thought the curse of this week was over yesterday when I got Brothership finally.
#RUNDOWN OF TODAY#scary midterm still working ln it have cried multiple times#downstairs neighbors started blaring the loudest music they could at the same time in two separate sides of the dorm#and ignored my roommate when he tried to ask them to stop#it caused me to have an entire panic attack in front of my roommates#uuuh my friend wants to watch a horror movie today and i don't do horror movies and no one asked me if i wanted to and i probably would have#said yes but no one asked me and it upset me and when i asked for further details when i found out yesterday i just got#“the thing she wanted to watch.” as a response (they were just repeating themself) which is annoying as fuck i have made it SUPER clear#making plans about me FOR me really annoys me#and i literally. right now. do not want to watch it. like i am literally at the point where i am finishing this midterm#and then I'm putting my earbuds in and playing my fucking video game.#i just had a panic attack i am no longer in people pleasing mode today especially when it's something i'm uncomfortable with and they KNOW#and this particular friend always backhandedly makes fun of me for easily getting paranoid cause she really likes horror and thrillers#and i fucking hate it we literally watched someone i told her has made me super paranoid before and she literally was like#“so when does this get scary?” and also didn't pay attention to it at all when we literally invited her over so she could watch it. so i am#not in the mood to return a favor she couldn't even do for me.
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