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Cnetizens: that's how we learn English in the light of local conditions
#china#video#funny#xhs#douyin#linguistics#everyone please be careful with electric bikes if you walk in china#they are the most dangerous#there are often electric bike riders travelling against the traffic#and they are very fast#they also drive on the pavement (road curb)#my cousin was hit by an electric bike#and she had more than 10 stitches in her toe
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I wish they interacted in DR:S 😭
#maki harukawa#harukawa maki#mukuro ibukasa#ikusaba mukuro#danganronpa#trigger happy havoc#dr1#dr1 trigger happy havoc#ndrv3#drv3#new danganronpa v3#yuli art#dr1 spoilers#ish#Mukuro and maki looking at each other going:#‘You’re way more dangerous than you look but so long as you don’t blow my cover I won’t blow yours’#and have the most awkward conversations ever#can you imagine….
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main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:
michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club
*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***
that's it that's the movie
outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative
actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.
aka Michael Myers Is A Republican
but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too
also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain
side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty
i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978
(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)
oh no he's hot
#HALLOWEEN#halloween the movie#michael myers#do you think he's a mike? mikey? to his friends? if slashers had friends?#i'll be honest i was expecting this movie to be way more of a bitch to its female characters#i mean yeah they died but so did some dudes#there's just a lack of cattiness compared to the way most later movies portrayed teenage girls idk#yeah the Final Girl is a Virgin and a Bookworm. but there's no bullying or any strong sense that's she's morally superior to everyone else#mostly she AND the other girls feel a bit sorry for her lack of a social life. one even tries to set her up with a date to the school dance#solidarity! trying to get your nerd friend laid!#overall it's just teenagers being teenagers and then a slasher comes in and ruins everything with his Lack Of Chill#like yeah dude sometimes teenagers have sex. get over it#also something to be said about how while the girl who survives is the one who isn't sexually active and dresses conservatively...#ultimately those things aren't ENOUGH to prevent her from being targeted#you could say that the other girls 'provoked' the villain (the same way women irl are so often accused of provoking their attackers)#but ultimately that doesn't keep the Final Girl safe. it just delays the inevitable.#because violent men never need excuses. no matter how eager society is to provide them.#ultimately she is at the mercy of the same violent whims because it was never her behavior that invited the violence.#gendered violence doesn't need an invitation.#also she doesn't save herself the doctor saves her#it's not her actions or choices that put her in danger OR save her from it--once again it is the whim of a man#no this wasn't intended to be a feminist movie it's just fun how you could argue it that way
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those three dilfs from mamma mia are so lucky they're in a romantic comedy and are only faced with undetermined paternity hijinks when they accept a mysterious out-of-the-blue invitation to an island and don't end up in some scary horror movie plot like the menu or the most dangerous game or scooby-doo 2002
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Logie bear's full of adamantium and alcohol, Wade. What else do you expect?
#logan gave his kidnapper such a window of opportunity#he willingly let himself pass out in front of a masked weirdo#if that's not the height of the most dangerous flirting game i don't know what is#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#wade wilson#james logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#peanutbub#old man yaoi#imagine your otp#otp prompts#writing promt#marvel memes#mcu avengers edits#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#deadpool x wolverine#mischievous thunder
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We all know the semi-canonical ‘all the Robins know to hide/duck inside of Batman’s cape, even as adults’ thing.
We also know that Danny ‘is LITERALLY a ghost’ Fenton sucks at remembering his own intangibility while ALSO forgetting to look ahead of him.
All I’m saying is, Danny Fenton (or Phantom, if you’d really like) would absolutely SLAM into Batman on accident while running on roof tops and Bruce ‘Brooding Instinct’ Wayne doesn’t even think twice about letting the kid hide and scanning around for danger before there’s a record scratch of ‘wait who tf is this?’ kicks in.
#dp x dc#dpxdc#dc x dp#dcxdp#danny phantom crossover#listen I’m just SAYING#my initial thought is Fenton bc dark hair and how most of the robins have had dark hair#Danny isn’t even necessarily running from danger. he just got into parkour and forgot how to stop his momentum#I mean you CAN have him running from something. give this an ACTUAL plot#but honestly I just think it’d be a fun little setup#Danny peaks out and. in panic. goes#hi we’re the council of the dead. we’ve been trying to contact you and yours about your extended warranty#*extended life warranty or what have you#Danny hasn’t even gotten death vibes from anyone yet so now he has to wing it#yeah hi… uh. Batman sir. if that’s your preferred moniker?#right so we’re basically the ghost irs and you owe death taxes?#yeah you know the saying. death and taxes. guarantees of life. haha.#which in this case means you owe money bc you aren’t dead yet. probably. idk I uh. JUST got the job .#anyways ohhhh hi yep you’re. red hood. yeah so. mm. yeah we definitely need to get you to the ghostly dmv#it’s the same as a regular dmv but people have actually been bored to death in there#(meanwhile Batman is like WAIT IS THIS SMALL CHILD DEAD?!)#(SURE WHATEVER IM RICH HOW DO I FIND A GHOST ACCOUNTANT AND MORE IMPORTANTLY DO YOU RESPECT GHOST ADOPTIONS?)
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the ol art block fall back, speculative monster horse biology 😌
gonna do more for this concept, but I've been thinkin about kelpies today :3
#tbh I'm always surprised I don't see more people base them off of hippos#I mean like hippos are called river horses and they're like one of the most dangerous animals in the world yknow#they fit perfectly with kelpies#my art
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#rio protecting her wife
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agathaallalongedit#marvel#marveledit#mcuedit#wlw#wlwedit#*aaagif#*my gifs#rio is seemingly here just for the fun of it bc she has no real stakes in any of this#that all changes the second agatha is in real danger#or maybe she's really been here to protect agatha all along <-pun intended#she was keeping an eye on agatha most of the episode
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Absolute “can my friends and I have a sleepover” energy
#BATTINSON MEANS SO MUCH TO ME. truly a wet cat trapped inside a tiger’s body.#yes yes he’s very strong very dangerous. he also makes alfred and Selina take him out to get McDonald’s#and he has 20 PowerPoints presentations about every patrol. this is how it’ll go Alfred.#and it most definitely doesn’t. every time. anyway give this man a chaotic and protective little circus bird#he calls Bruce a bitch in 10 languages and would also comitt atrocities if something happened to him#bruce wayne#dc#dc comics#text#battinson#the batman#batman 2022#alfred pennyworth
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put the podcast guys’ boyfriends (and non corporeal besties) in a room together to trauma bond
#last pic I though just the two panels would be funny cus yk those protags are constantly putting themselves in danger#and then I remembered. who actually killed those protags. I mean hera gets a pass but she’s on THIN ice just cus Eiffel somehow survived#ALSO SORRY MOST OF THE ARE HERA AND JOHN THEY NEED TO BE BEST FRIENDS IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!! OR ILL EXPLODE#artists on tumblr#wolf 359#w359#hera wolf 359#hera w359#malevolent#john doe#john malevolent#the magnus archives#tma#martin blackwood#welcome to night vale#wtnv#carlos the scientist#camp here and there#jedidiah martin#podcast protagonist support group#chnt#camp here & there
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siffrin starts the game with oddly empty pockets for a rogue who has a habit of stashing away every little trinket that isn't nailed down
and a hardy pocketwatch is an indispensable tool for oceanic navigation
#loop slinking off from the other half of the party to go jump a random rival rogue before The Morality Squad can get on their ass#anyway this is once again me playing with How To Do Comics Literally At All. no real deeper message just a random ficlet basically#ALSO YEAH. MAP MEN LINK. YOU FIND ANOTHER CONSISE EXPLAINER ON THE CHRONOMETER LOL#isat#isat fanart#in stars and time#in stars and time fanart#isat spoilers#sifloop#isat siffrin#isat odile#isat loop#lucabyteart#the compass is there mostly to make the pocket watch navigation thing more obvious + because i like the staging of loop presenting 2 items#big dipper/polaris is the most basic choice to get across NAVIGATORY USE OF CONSTELLATIONS but . beggars cant be choosers#also the return of the Vague Postcanon Loop Outfit. love to just put them in a vague toga or whatever.#implication wrt odile's questioning is they still havent come clean about anything. but she's got suspicions.#theyre playing Truth Confession Chicken. psychological warfare#+ bonus artist's insight: loop odile up top there is me channelling the pop team epic GOGOGO DANGER ZONE comic#[odile voice] careful. danger zone. [loop voice] but i love danger zone.......
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Bad things tended to happen when Danny was bored. Mainly because he has the most insane bad ideas known to man, like trying to steal Scarecrows Fear Toxin to compare it to fright knights sword.
In his defense, FN was being a bit uppity about how his sword was sooo superior to anything humans could ever make while Danny insisted human invention could do anything magic could do.
Needless to say Danny quickly bites off more than he can chew when he uses his new shape-shifting powers to turn into Scarecrow and enter his hideout and grabs the newest version of the formula and several doses of fear toxin.
Danny hadn't actually planned on being attacked by the bats though.
Arkham sucked and Danny escaped from there as soon as the bats were out of sight and reclaimed his stolen goods from the evidence lockers on his way out.
Emboldened by his questionably successful hiest, he continues to do the same thing with various other Gotham rogues and steals thier stuff so he can figue out how it works and play with it, much to the bats confusion and the criminals ire.
This is going to blow up in Danny's face spectacularly :)
#dpxdc#fanfiction prompts#prompts#danny phantom#danny fenton#writers block sucks#the bats are gonna freak when they find out theres an imposter running around stealing all thier rogues most dangerous toys#danny: *steals rogues weapons and stuff to reverse engineer and play with*#the bats: * is this a new major threat?*
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I love how MXTX's first two books do not take long to show you what weirdos the main characters are. Shen Yuan was waiting his whole life to die and get transmigrated and judges other (fictional) characters for reacting to transmigration poorly. Wei Wuxian wakes up in the body of a deranged lunatic and he disguises himself by acting like a deranged lunatic and does not stop for the rest of the book
Xie Lian is a total weirdo too he's just better at hiding it
#sy plays his role like hes been waiting his whole life for it#(and in a way he did)#wwx has one mode and it's 'flirts with lwj'#xl meets one of the most dangerous beings to exist and decides they need matching friendship bracelets#mxtx#svsss#mdzs#tgcf#scum villian self saving system#mo dao zu shi#tian guan ci fu
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sick of this anti-aging obsession. let's go in the opposite direction. i want more characters who are hardened & grizzled & have a face lined with the harrowing tribulations of time--and then halfway through the narrative u find out they're 27
#they aren't even a chainsmoker or anything they just don't wear sunscreen are chronically dehydrated and have witnessed the Horrors#u know. like most of us#ideally we first meet them in a bar where they are guzzling from a tankard like a mysterious and dangerous stranger#later we find out it's not ale they're on a kombucha kick#they've been making it in their basement w/ the help of a college roommate who quit a biochemistry phd to become a beekeeper
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When you really think about it, Daniel Molloy being a vampire is objectively terrifying. This is a guy who, as a mortal:
- Followed a stranger to a second location in peak serial killer era California.
- Was down to fuck in a coffin.
- Was down for fangs in his neck.
- Consistently interviewed dangerous or powerful people and was antagonistic to them.
- Literally never stopped when on the hunt for a story to the point it destroyed his personal life.
- Got on a plane in the middle of a pandemic with a degenerative disease because the guy he barely remembers following to some place on Divisadero, who he knows is an immortal killing machine, is offering Daniel his story and this also means Daniel could get some clarity on his fucked up memory.
- Has a big fucking mouth. He will just say fucking anything regardless of it being inappropriate.
- Has a fantastic bullshit radar.
- Beat a professional gaslighter at 3D chess.
...and then said powerful 514yo gaslighter gives this man litres of his, essentially, untouched blood and makes him his fledgling? Like...INSANE.
Daniel is, no doubt, EXTREMELY powerful and with a personality type that will probably make him a good vampire. Absolutely terrifying...and hot. God I hope he's still "sun challenged."
#interview with the vampire#daniel molloy#does someone have to remind him not to actually eat high profile people that are on his shit list?#louis telling daniel that he can't just eat putin and daniel would tell him he can actually and louis saying he shouldn't#like when i say this man gives zero fucks as a vampire i mean it i think HE'S now one of the most dangerous men in the world#also lol armand he's GOING to find you#iwtv spoilers
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Oh no! The Honey Badger doesn't like Wade talking like that about other people
#a jealous feral kitty is the most dangerous thing#be careful wade#this kitty's extra possessive#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#wade wilson#james logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#peanutbub#old man yaoi#marvel memes#mcu avengers edits#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#deadpool x wolverine#imagine your otp#otp prompts#writing promt#mischievous thunder
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