#they are kinda soft and cute I gotta stan

[mazojo]

Some soulmatism kind of shit right there

[marragurl]

Ok so like…. Who makes Ratio’s statues? 

Because every possible explanation just opens up a whole new can of worms. 

I’ve been trying to go through as much info about him as I can, including his character stories, but I can’t find anything??? 

So I’m just left stewing in the dark, which usually leads to my humor coming into play. 

So like… are the statues of Ratio’s own making??

Because that would insinuate that he takes the time out of his busy life to constantly make new statues of just himself, including the multiple plaster heads. And if it’s not him physically and it is a manifestation of his Imaginary powers, he’s still making them right??? 

So he still chooses the poses! 

Why??? 

What is his thought process??? 

Physically made or Imaginary Powers made, it’s still his choice on what the statue should look like right???

And if it’s not a conscious decision, then WHAT DO THE JOJO AND CUTESY POSES MEAN

IS JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURES FUCKING CANON IN HSR??

IS IT A SHOW THAT EXISTS??

ARE YOU TELLING ME ARAKI FUCKING EXISTS IN HSR??

AND RATIO IS A FAN?????? 

DON’T TELL ME IT’S JUST A FUN REFERENCE BY THE HSR TEAM, YEA IT’S META TO US BUT IT’S CANON TO THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE THAT RATIO HAS A STATUE OF HIMSELF DOING A JOJO POSE

On the other hand, if it’s not Ratio himself making them… who is it????

Is Ratio commissioning some artists?? Multiple artists? Only one?!?!? 

Is it some weird form of extra credit for his students???

(Student A: Hey wanna hang out tonight? 

Student B: Can’t. Gotta finish up this statue of Dr. Ratio examining his codex by Friday if I wanna get a passing grade in the class

Student A: You can sculpt???

Student B crying with 100 tabs of ‘how to sculpt’ videos and wikiHows pulled up and no sleep: I’m trying my best here Sharon)

Is he like those Renaissance time rich people who basically paid for their favorite artist’s livelihood in order to just make nice art in return??? Is there now a really well-off sculptor somewhere in the universe who is just constantly being paid by THE Dr. Ratio to make stone statues of the man??? Does the artist just put that down in their tax returns?? 

(back at it again with Topaz suffering from Ratiorine’s antics, she’s the one in charge of Ratio’s Sculptor’s taxes)

THAT STILL DOESN’T ANSWER THE STATUE POSE QUESTIONS

DID THE ARTIST ADD IN THE JOJO POSE AND HEART POSE AS A GAG??? AND SURVIVE RATIO SEEING THEM?? 

WORSE- DID RATIO COMMISSION THE POSES??? WHAT WAS THAT CONVERSATION EVEN LIKE??? DID HE HAVE TO POSE?? DOES THE ARTIST JUST HAVE AN ENTIRE SCRAPBOOK OF RATIO DOING DIFFERENT POSES FOR CONSTANT REFERENCE?

FUCK IT, DID AVENTURINE GET IN CONTACT WITH THE ARTIST AND PAY EVEN MORE MONEY FOR THE CUTESY POSES??

(Whole new thought process, the artist is making statues of Ratio for both Ratio AND Aventurine, and all the cute statues are actually commissions by Aventurine for his little Dr. Ratio idol crush shrine. There’s a constant slapstick comedy routine of Aventurine trying to hide them anytime Ratio comes over to his place and barely getting away with it. Does he ever come clean when they start dating? Do they start dating because Ratio finds the statues? Fuck it, if Ratio is the one making the statues and not an artist, does he teach Aventurine how to sculpt?? Does it become like something they do together to spend time?? Ok damn wait that’s kinda cute wait-)

WAIT ADDING ON TO THAT- DOES THAT MEAN FOLLOWING THIS THOUGHT PROCESS THAT AVENTURINE IS THE JOJO FAN???? HE’S A FUCKING JOTARO STAN???

(wait- brisk MC who’s rude to everyone but soft on those he cares about and has the muscles of a Greek god and eventually goes into academia, oh my fucking god Aventurine has a type)

PLEASE

I NEED TO KNOW WHERE ARE THESE STATUES COMING FROM

EVERYONE SEEMS TO KNOW ABOUT THEM, THEY AREN’T A SECRET

IS HIS HOUSE JUST FULL OF STATUES???

DOES HE HAVE A WHOLE-ASS GRECO-ROMAN-STYLE GARDEN FULL OF HIS OWN STATUES???

DOES THE ARTIST SEE A STATUE DISAPPEAR FROM THE GARDEN AND IMMEDIATELY KNOW RATIO USED HIS TECHNIQUE TO SLAM ONE DOWN BREAKING IT AND JUST GO “fucking hell man, I was just about to go on break! Now I need to start a new one!”

IS IT A HOBBY?? HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET INTO SCULPTING AS A HOBBY WITH HIS SCHEDULE???

ARE THEY GIFTS?? 

FROM WHO, STUDENTS??? ADMIRERS? FUCK IT, AVENTURINE???

DOES THE ARTIST BEING COMMISSIONED EVEN HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OF THE RATIO STATUES??? DO THEY EVEN HAVE THE ABILITY TO SCULPT ANYTHING OTHER THAN RATIO AT THIS POINT??? HAVE THEY SEEN ANY OTHER BEING OUTSIDE OF THEIR STUDIO AND THE HUNDREDS OF RATIO STATUES???

PLEASE I NEED SOMEONE TO ANSWER ME

[minjoonapio]

🎐 Wind Breaker Chapter 158: The Great Fires of Extinction (End of the Noroshi arc)

💭THOUGHTS & ANALYSIS [⚠️SPOILERS⚠️]

🧵Twitter/X Version 📖Where to read the manga: Kodansha | Other 📺Watch Season 1 now (S2 in 2025!): Crunchyroll, Netflix

There’s actually not much to analyze about this chapter ‘cause it’s simply well said. So I’ll be sharing my thoughts & feelings. This chapter has such a warm (with a hint of sad) end to a rollercoaster of an arc

Oof my dear boy here needs to rest

I do kinda feel bad for Endo. In a way, he just has this longing and slow burn love for Chika and he just knew he can’t be seen by him the same way he sees Umemiya; being accepted in his world.

Endo gives him everything while he receives nothing (but punches and kicks).

No wait. This is adorable. TF. Endo expects a good hit from Chika but was ecstatic when the kick was harmless. Chika didn’t even give one hit but multiple soft hits??!! STAHP! That’s too cute.

The way Chika's fist froze when Endo mentioned a hot bath 🥲 He's tired af and being babied by Endo 😭

This confirms all the things he said to Sakura about Umemiya is his negative perspective of him. He DETESTS and is jealous of the guy who’s able to be in his Chika’s world.

Now…this is sad.

Something tells me Chika had a really bad experience with people at a very young age…or maybe had none at all :(

Maybe links to his probable face blindness. People who have such condition are usually mistaken to be cold or indifferent towards people, but it's because they have a hard time remembering people's faces. Although, in here, it sounds like his indifference to humans makes him develop face blindness. So I hope we get to hear more of Chika’s past in their talk.

Ah, there’s our Umemiya.

Come to think of it, since his biological family died, Umemiya was exposed to people from different walks of like who are not his blood since he was 9. He has grown and absorbed a vast world for 8-9yrs.

And he could truly tell Chika how amazing it is.

Without even realizing it, Chika actually made the first step to expanding his world. It started from the moment he accepted Umemiya. He even said Ume’s name before Ume told him this trick.

And now that he is aware of it, Chika looks like he decided to accept more people in his world, little by little.

(For some reason, maybe it's because his hair is drenched wet, but he looks lost here 🥺)

I SCREAMED. I knew it. And I’m not even an endochika stan. Oh Endo. Chika has acknowledged him 😫AND A FULL NAME!

(I actually thought we’ll have something dramatic like Togame & Choji crying scene but i dont think it’s ready for that lol)

HUZZAH! UME WON! WE WON! 🎐

Tsubaki collapsed in relief, cutie Choji cheering, and Bofurin, Shishitoren and Roppo Ichiza together rejoicing 🥹and our Class 1-1 are okay 😭

Now y’all gotta tend to your wounds, bath and rest! Jeez 😮‍💨🤧

No words were said but that smile and gesture says a lot. Both leaders didn’t lose. They kept each other's promises.

Umemiya is thankful, happy, and proud of Sakura. Not only for winning and being there for him, but for becoming the person he is now. He is glad his kouhai part of the found family, Bofurin 🥹💚

And we got a double COLOR spread of the two!! 😭😭😭 Thank you Nii sensei! This is beautiful 💚

I hope they get to talk after ALL that. Sakura was a bit shaken up in seeing Umemiya like that and I'm sure he has questions about what Endo meant. Either way, I'm sure Umemiya would want to chat with Sakura about his fight with Endo.

Side note: I LOVE the silly exchange between Umemiya and Endo ��most especially reading those small text beside the dialogue bubbles.

I can hear the sarcasm in the “since you didn’t even give half a sht about me before” 🤣🤣🤣

Ah what an end to a great long arc! What a wild ride that was. Hope we get that BBQ! All of them (us included) deserve it 😭

Thank you so much Nii sensei for such an awesome arc. And Jacqueline and team for translating and lettering the manga for us 🥰 You all work hard! 💚

🧵Twitter/X Version 📖Where to read the manga: Kodansha | Other 📺Watch Season 1 now (S2 in 2025!): Crunchyroll, Netflix

Thank you for reading! See you in next week's chapter (Tuesday)!

[lulu24784]

washing machine heart | part 4

"I know who you pretend I am."

[AO3 Link]

previous chapter | next chapter

synopsis: | You're absolutely infatuated with Stan Marsh and have even started dating him! It should be a dream come true, but the truth is, he's only with you to make Wendy Testaburger jealous. To help you work through your emotions, you turn to Kenny McCormick, your best friend.

pairings: | kenny mccormick x fem! reader ; stan marsh x fem! reader ; wendy testaburger x stan marsh

cws: | angst, drug use/drug mentions, explicit language, sexual content, unrequited love, mental health themes / sh

everyone is aged up to be 18+

Kenny’s nose perked up as the aroma of pancakes filled the room.

He fluttered open his eyes and groaned. Sleeping on the floor wasn’t ideal. Especially when he glanced over to his side and realized you weren’t there.

He took in his surroundings slowly, trying to adjust to being awake. It was early in the morning, and he was snuggled under a mountain of pillows and blankets while breakfast was being prepared. More than he had fallen asleep with. When you woke up, he wondered if you had put extra blankets over him.

What a cute sight that would have been… 

He sat up and extended his arms and legs. Shivering somewhat as a result of the blankets’ lack of contact. A yawn escaped his lips, and he rubbed the sleep from his eyes as he reached for a blanket and wrapped it over himself before slowly rising to his feet.

He could hear noise coming from the kitchen, so he made his way to the table and sat down. He shifted his gaze to you.

Breakfast was being prepared by you; pancakes and bacon.

As you filled plates with delicious-smelling food, you didn’t notice his presence. You hummed happily to yourself as you topped the pancakes with whipped cream and strawberries. Your face somewhat aglow with a smile.

Kenny couldn’t take his eyes off of you.

Even though he had previously spent the night when you were younger, this was the first time in a while that you had allowed him to stay. There you were, looking adorable in your jammies and bedhead... making breakfast for him.

You looked absolutely ethereal in his eyes. His beautiful princess; his angel. 

“Oh! Ken, good morning.”

You had already moved away from the stove and set his meal in front of him. After making your way over to the refrigerator, you reached in and pulled out a bottle of syrup before sitting down next to the blonde and flashing him a warm smile.

“How was your sleep? Sorry, the floor kinda sucks. You should’ve woke me up! We could’ve moved to the bedroom or something.”

Kenny looked down at his food as his cheeks flushed slightly at your words.

“The floor’s fine.” Muttering, he stuffed his mouth with the fluffy pancakes.

They’re so fucking good. Marry me.

Kenny glanced over at you, seeing you also devour the pancakes you had made. He let out a soft chuckle.

“So, what time are we going to Cartman’s?” You set your fork down, having already finished your breakfast.  

“Around three. I’ll probably head home to check on Karen and then I can come pick you up?” 

“Yeah, sure! I gotta shower and stuff, anyway.

Kenny smirked.

“We could shower together before I go?” You shot him an unimpressed glance as he raised his eyebrows at you.

Kenny just laughed, although his heart was screaming at him. He hoped against hope that you would see through his charade and realize that his advances were genuine. Sure, he flirted with practically every girl he spoke with, but it was different for you. It felt special. Just saying those words aloud to you caused his palms to sweat and his heart to race. 

Although he adored it, he harboured some resentment for it. Why couldn’t you just be another girl? Why, of all people, did he have to develop feelings for you? He wanted nothing more than to-

“Kenny?”

His attention immediately jumped to you. 

You had a curious expression on your face as you reached for his plate.

“Are you done? I’m gonna do dishes.”

“Oh... Uh, yeah. Here...”

Kenny rose up, grabbed his plate, and walked over to the sink.

“I’ll do them. You go get ready.”

He gave you a crooked smile and then got down to doing the dishes. You thanked him with a light touch on the back and headed upstairs to get ready. Your touch nearly caused Kenny to melt.

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Three o’clock rolled around, and Kenny pulled up to your house in his dad’s beat-up old pickup.

You entered the vehicle and took a seat.

Although the truck smelled strongly of motor oil and marijuana, you didn’t particularly mind. To be honest, you almost felt at ease because Kenny always had a slight marijuana odour. It was him. 

The drive to Cartman’s was quick and soon enough, the two of you were walking through the door.

The three friends, Stan, Kyle, and Eric, were lounging together on the couch and watching an old episode of Terrance and Phillip. Kenny flopped down in front of them on the floor and drew his knees up to his chest.

The eyes of all three boys shifted to you.

Cartman huffed, evidently irritated that you had interrupted their bro time.

The fact that you were there didn’t seem to bother Kyle, who offered you a tiny wave and a smile. He wasn’t someone you talked to all that much, but you were aware of his occasionally good nature. After all, he was Stan’s best friend.

Your attention wandered to Stan. He looked right at you, but you couldn’t tell what he was thinking. What was he feeling? You became uneasy. Was he surprised? Was he unhappy? You took a deep breath and smiled as broadly as you could muster.

“H-Hey! Um... “

“What’re you doing here?” Stan’s attention was still fixed on you.

“Oh, uh...” You fussed a little with your skirt. Oh, shit... Is he upset that you came over? He did say he couldn’t hang out with you today. Perhaps you undervalued the significance of guys’ day.

“Kenny invited me.” You spoke while giving Kenny a fleeting glance.

Kenny’s hood had been pulled over his head, so you couldn’t see his facial expressions either.

Fuck.

“Dude,” Stan nudged Kenny. “She’s my girlfriend. Why’re you inviting her?”

“Mmph.” 

Kenny’s words were unclear. You hadn’t realized until just now that Kenny seldom ever removed his hood while he was around his friends. For a split second, you wondered the reason why before returning your focus to your partner.

Stan, evidently annoyed, pinched his nose between his thumb and index finger. He sighed, but looked at you keenly nonetheless. With a grin on his face, he made space for you to sit down between him and Kyle by shifting his weight slightly. 

Your heart beat faster. 

You hesitantly walked over and took a seat, sandwiched between Kyle and Stan. Within seconds, Stan had his arm around your shoulder and was drawing you close to him. His unoccupied hand began intertwining with yours and his breath tickled you as he gave you a quick kiss next to your ear, making you somewhat tense.

He was being very affectionate with you in front of his friends. What was happening? This was incredibly out of character for him. But, dear god, you didn’t care. Thoughts about your partner keep circling in your head and making you feel hazy.

He’s so perfect. So amazing. He smells soooo good. 

Kyle and Cartman scowled at you two while demanding that you both find a room. Kenny sat in silence, fiddling with the strings of his parka.

After an initial round of bickering, the group finally settled down and began to concentrate on their game. Even though there weren’t enough controllers for the five of you, you were happy enough to just sit back, watch, and root for Stan. He would turn to you in triumph after winning a round, and you would fawn over him even more. You comforted him with pats on the head and kisses on the cheek whenever he came out on the losing end.

Every time you would applaud for Stan, Kyle and Cartman would sulk and complain that he was only succeeding because of you. If he didn’t have a “cute” girl by his side, he’d lose every single time. Hah, yeah right. You repressed the thoughts that threatened to break you apart. You decided that you weren’t going to give insecurity a chance to win right now. As everything was going so well, you didn't want to sabotage it by thinking something negative. Quickly, you tried to turn your attention to something else.

That’s when you noticed that Kenny had hardly spoken while you were there. Given that Kenny was a competent gamer, the fact that he hadn’t won a round came as a bit of a shock. You speculated that maybe he was still tired. Sleeping on your floor probably didn’t provide him with the best night’s rest. 

You reached out and gently touched Kenny’s head, and he turned his surprised face to yours. Offering him a toothy grin, you patted his head.

“You got this next round.” 

Kenny froze where he was. He hesitated a bit, but eventually he nodded at you before returning to his game. He straightened up in preparation for an intense round of gaming. He was going to kick everyone’s ass now.

Stan made a face at you and then pulled you back towards him. You turned to look at him and there he was, making a tiny pouty face towards you.

“Why’re you cheering for him?” He whined.

The realization suddenly hit you like a tonne of bricks. Stan was jealous. It made him envious that Kenny had brought you instead of him. That’s why he’d become so touchy. But... If he was that upset, why didn’t he ask you?

Ugh

You brushed the thought aside and allowed yourself to take pleasure in knowing that you had succeeded in stirring Stan’s jealousy. Over you! Wow, it felt amazing. You nearly felt a surge from the feeling. You wanted to keep doing it. More, more, more. You needed him to be wailing and pleading to be by your side.

You went cold.

Ah, this is exactly how he feels, isn’t it? When he makes Wendy jealous with me... 

Throughout the day, you put in a lot of effort to suppress any unpleasant or depressing ideas that might have crossed your mind. Only for it all to come crumbling down with a single thought.

Wendy.

Wendy, Wendy, Wendy. It was always about Wendy! Why couldn’t it be about you?! Why did that one person make you feel so bad about yourself?! No... You paused. 

Why did Stan make you feel so inadequate? 

Your face contorted in discomfort, and you had the sensation that you were going to vomit.

Kenny had jumped out of the blue and pumped his fists into the air suddenly. You were able to make out a muffled “Woohoo!” as the boy turned to face you with his eyes glowing with excitement. Every negative feeling left your body as you raised your gaze to meet his.

“Mmph mmph!” 

“You won!” 

You sprang up from the couch in an instant and gave Kenny a bear hug.

“I told ya! Good job!” 

Before you knew it, Kenny had picked you up and was whirling you around in his arms. You barely had time to register what was happening.

You just couldn’t help but laugh. Kyle and Cartman joined in, well, mostly Kyle. Cartman just yelled about how Kenny had cheated.

For a split second, you met Stan’s dark stare.

Oh man, he was livid. His envy was practically oozing from him. You would have to handle this later.

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As the night progressed, everyone continued playing games.

Kyle and Stan commenced packing, and Kenny soon followed. Cartman complained that he was exhausted and demanded that everyone leave immediately.

“Mmph?” Kenny glanced across at you as he put on his shoes.

“Uh, no, dude.” Stan positioned himself next to you and put his arm around your shoulders. “I’ll take her home.”

Kenny scowled, appreciating that his hood had kept his face hidden.

As everyone had said their goodbyes, Stan was there promptly to assist you in getting into his vehicle. 

He double-checked that you were safely fastened in before taking off at high speed—and not in the direction of your home.

Stan refused to answer your inquiry about where you were going, simply shrugging and staring out the window. If you were in this circumstance with anyone else, you would likely panic. Instead, you choose to listen to the soothing music on the radio while leaning your head on the window and letting Stan take you wherever he pleased.

[n1cholaswang]

Hi there, can I request kisses with ATBO? Ty 💖

oh baby of course you can <3. i love atbo soso much y'all should definitely stan them and keep an eye out for their comeback on may 18!

KISSES WITH ATBO

description: self explanatory. how it is kissing the atbo members

cw: fluff, slight suggestiveness with rakwon if you squint, mention of blood and food

OH JUNSEOK

soft pecks on the lips

that slowly turns into passionate, open mouthed kisses <3

when he kisses you, he's all about savoring the moment

as much as you would love for him to kiss you roughly

oh baby that's never happening

slow and frustrating but beautiful and full of love kinda kisses only from him

RYU JUNMIN

kissing on the lips is overrated to him

you get hand kisses

like you're royalty

walking next to each other?

cutely grabs hand and kisses it

eating dinner together?

kisses hand

compliments you?

kisses your forehead

then your hand

he's so boyfriend im

BAE HYUNJUN

he loves them sneaky kisses

like

if you're cooking, he'll come up behind you and kiss you on the cheek

reading?

a kiss on your crown

eating?

air kiss with food in his own mouth

hugging?

kiss on the forehead when you pull away

give my boy kisses he deserves it

SEOK RAKWON

now he is the complete opposite of junseok

rough kisses >>>

hands on your waist or ass, pulling you closer to deepen the kiss

playing with the flesh of your ass as he gives you open mouth kisses with small hints of tongue

do not let him into your mouth.

you would never be able to breathe with how into it he will be

he likes sucking on your tongue

and your lips

but he LOVES biting your lips

your bottom lip specifically

istg you gotta stop him before he draws blood

JEONG SEUNGHWAN

kisses you anywhere but the lips

why?

cause he wants to kiss you properly the day you get married

he's an angel i love him sm

anywhere you can think of, that's where he kisses

forehead, crown, nose, cheek, hand, fingers, wrist, chin, jaw

just anywhere but the lips

KIM YEONKYU

poor baby was so excited to kiss you for the first time

then he tripped and fell on your lap

giggles from that

but now he's too embarrassed to even try to kiss you

yes you gotta be the one to kiss him.

he likes cheek kisses

thinks they're cute

but he is all for neck kisse

even tho his neck is sensitive

he don't care

attack that neck with kisses

he loves it

no matter how much he laughs about it

WON BIN

with how tall this mf is

there's little to no chance you're getting anything but a forehead and/or crown kiss

he likes that you're shorter than him

so he uses his height to his advantage

"baby i'm feeling down :("

"c'mere. lemme give you kisses"

you try to kiss his lips but

ofc he lifted his head

infamous smirk.

i'll smack that smirk off his face

"BEND DOWN SO YOU CAN GET YOUR KISS"

"come get it yourself"

you will climb that mf like a tree

"cute"

stfu.

i heart won bin.

[cheekbites-moved]

anyway in other news ive been in the process of slowly planning/writing a collection of domestic vanoe drabbles, & it’s intended to be post-marriage. but. im a fool & didn’t realize until vampire vanitas kicked my ass today that i made vani a human in what was intended to be the first chapter which is obviously a crime when i spread vampire vanitas propaganda specifically with the notion that he & noe get married after??? so obvs post-marriage content from me should involve vani being a vampire smfh???? but i still like how this first chapter’s turning out so. imma just. finish it w human vani & have it be a one-off alt ver. thing. & then in the actual collection w the other scenarios, he’ll be a vampire.

[kailoraurelius]

What are ur headcanons for bechloe as a couple 🤔

Oooh okay. Ummmm. I don't think about their movie versions much these days lol gotta think. Lemme see if I can keep this organized.

1. Beca big spoons fairly often, but in a little spoon kinda way. Like she tucks her face down against Chloe’s shoulders, instead of being level with her. It's very cute.

2. Beca initiates touch with her friends pretty regularly in the movies, but I think once she and Chloe got together, there would be a brief period where she didn't initiate touch with Chloe in front of other people quite as much. And there would have to be a "hey, you know you can hold my hand or whatever in front of the others" kinda conversation where Beca admits she has slacked off because she fears she won't be able to keep her hands off Chloe at all now that she's allowed to reach out more.

3. Beca sleeps on right side of the bed. Chloe is supposed to sleep on the left, but she usually ends up more in the middle than on her side.

4. Chloe’s parents are super chill and helped Chloe pay for all those extra years of college. At first, they were just like "oh baby, failed. It's okay, you got it this time." Then they met the new Bellas, and especially Beca, and they went "ah ha. Okay, go get her, tiger!" And happily helped with the next few years too. Biggest Bechloe stans. They threw a literal party when the couple became official.

What number am I on, 5, okay: Chloe is a morning jog and shower person and Beca is a "I will put on my eyeliner and fix my hair, but otherwise I am not actually awake until noon" person. Chloe slips out of bed every morning with a soft kiss on Beca’s temple and usually returns from her jog right as Beca is leaving the house, where she gets a real, somewhat grumpy kiss goodbye.

(Note: If I have written Beau instead of Beca anywhere, it's because I've been talking a lot about Beau from Critical Role recently and I am not going back to fix it lmfao)

6. Beca likes to nap facedown on the couch after long days and Chloe will put on TV and lie on top of her like a weighted blanket.

7. Chloe cries the first time Beca calls her "my girlfriend" and Beca, mortified and horrible with crying people, starts saying it as often as possible so Chloe will quickly get used to it and not cry anymore. About a year later, they're laughing about how adorable and ridiculous it was and Beca off-handedly says, "I mean, what're you gonna do when I call you 'my wife' one day, dude? Fall apart?" And Chloe cries even harder. And then spends the morning making Beca incredibly late for work.

I think that's all I have atm! This was a super fun question to wake up to and now I gotta go write more fanfic of them. ✍️ Thank you!

[all-hail-the-witcher]

geralt ramsey

I've been screaming about this with @toss-a-coin-to-your-lesbian and @toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account for like days so you've heard of chef!geralt, now get ready for geralt ramsey because I've been watching way too much hells kitchen and kitchen nightmares

-so geralts a witcher. been alive since like the middle ages.

-but the monsters got few and far between and he dabbled in some careers before going to culinary school

-jaskiers especially surprised that he's good at it cause he remembers geralts tasteless campfire rabbit from 1238 thank you Very much

-also no one knows how old he is

-someone asked him on twitter once

-he said “852″

-everyone thought he was joking

-but anyway geralt somehow becomes this Really Good Chef

-hosts hells kitchen, masterchef, masterchef kids, kitchen nightmares, all of them and owns all the restaurants has his fancy lil michelin stars okay he's Good

-everyones scared of him

-he wears his hair in a bun, pen behind the ear

-arms crossed, usually scowling 

-wears a black jacket instead of chefs whites cause jaskier says it makes his “hair pop”

-intimidating To The Max

-but he's secretly the biggest softie

-but no one really knows it

-cause if you undercook his scallops? oh man you're gonna get it

-jaskier kinda thinks its hot

-speaking of jaskier

-hes one of the hosts on great british baking show

-valdo marx is the other

-No One Knows That Jaskier And Geralt Are Together Much Less Married

-jaskier makes them get married in a new place every time it becomes legal there

-geralt hates it but he puts up with it cause it makes jaskier happy

-but anyway

-no one knows they're together

-jaskier cant cook to save his life

-hes essentially the joey batey baking video irl

-every time he cooks geralt says a prayer that he won't get food poisoning

-like gordon does on kitchen nightmares

-jaskiers specialty is dino nuggets

-geralt pretends to hate them but he loves munching them after a long day

- “if word got out that a 16 michelin star chef liked dino nuggets id be done for julek, how dare you even suggest such a thing”

-one time on kitchen nightmares he lets it slip that he has a husband

- “even my husbands food is better than that!!” 

-and immediately goes “fuck”

-the whole internet is like you're MARRIED???? you're GAY??????

-cue hunt for the elusive husband

-jaskier thinks its fucking hilarious

-lambert teases him relentlessly

-there are many theories

-but alas, no one guesses the host of gbb

-one time

-its one of their many anniversaries 

-geralt forgot cause by this point they have at least 150

-that night on hells kitchen he goes “listen up. my husbands here tonight. its our anniversary. don't fuck this up.”

-everyone (including contestants) tries to figure out who the husband could be

-but they cant

-the only person of any remote significance is that hist of gbb sitting in the red kitchens vip booth

-eventually tho it Does come out

-in like

-the most ridiculous way possible

-theres this big fire in one of geralts restaurants 

-on the night he happens to be there

-everyones pretty much fine

-but geralt (along with most of the other kitchen staff) inhaled a fuck ton of smoke

-jaskier shows up just as geralts hacking and trying to sign the waiver to refuse care

-cause hes a “fucking witcher, jaskier. ive survived way worse with your slapdash first aid and back room healers i don't need modern medicine” 

-jaskier is Beside Himself

-meanwhile everyones like tf is the host of gbb doing here

-jaskiers arguing with geralt and everyones like :o cause you Don't do that

- “dear heart. you can’t breathe. you are GOING to the hospital if i have to drag you there myself!”

-everyones like....dear heart????

- “julek-”

- “no! you're my husband!! i fucking care about you, you oaf! modern medicine was invented for a reason!!!”

-everyones like oh. oh my god. that's him. that's the fucking husband.

-and geralts just like

- “i used to fight monsters i can survive some sm-” and then he just starts coughing

-and jaskiers like. instantly soft as heck. 

- “cmon dear heart, lets go talk to the emts, alright? I know you can survive without their help, but it would make me feel so much better if you listened to them.”

- “....fine”

-and jaskier gives him a forehead kiss and wraps his arm around him

-everyones Shocked

-cause it was bakeoff dude all along????

-geralts kinda annoyed 

- “now i gotta share you, julek”

- “there's enough of me to go around”

- “hmm”

- “if you're so annoyed we could always stage a divorce. we can afford one, we are legally married in like 16 countries”

- “no, jaskier”

-lambert teases them about it

- “really geralt? no one had Smoke Inhalation on their betting list for how the world find out you were together! now what are we supposed to do? the pool was like a million bucks!!”

-geralt ignores him

-but after it comes out

-jaskier occasionally surprises geralt at work

-and everyones So Shocked that grrr mean chef geralt is actually so soft with his husband??

-and jasper also talks about geralt on bakeoff 

-he tells cute stories

-i just love this au and i could talk about it for hours okay

[goji-pilled]

Well here goes episode 9 👍

-The fact that this episode opens by showing the end of the trainstation scene again already makes me want to break down

-Oktavia!!!!!!! Fishy!!!!

-One of the things I love about the sheer horror of Oktavia is the fact that she screams, and it's still in Sayaka's voice and you can hear that horrible mix of despair and all kinds of emotion.... god.

-Kyoko's refusal of abandoning the body. Man.

-Connect still slaps by the way

-That pure... detachment in Homura's voice is so fucking sad man. Because like she cares, she does care so very much, and Rebellion proves that but she lost all of them so much and oughhhghg *head in hands* Homura....

-Stan Kyoko 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

-Kyubey. (derogatory)

-I need him dead so badly, I need his entire species to pop at once like a bunch of balloons

-*points* the chairs!!!

-Kyubey calls girls "females" and that alone is the only red flag you need to know he's bad news

-God the fucking nerve of him to say "If you feel like dying for the universe call me :3" like how about you choke on a dick you piece of garbage

-Kyoko making sure the body's in prime condition,,,, so much for using her power only for herself,,,, FUCK.

-Wait are those the horse and mermaid windchimes they've mentioned on the wiki once- Okay. OKAY.

-Sayaka is the one who reminded her of why she became a magical girl,,,her hope,,,her reason to fight,,,, don't look at me I'm soft

-I'm in fucking tears and this was just Madoka and Kyoko talking ffffffffuck

-"Aren't you friends?"

"Not really"

*head in hands*

-The little kissy face by the entrance is genuinely so cute though fkdkfjsl

-Damn Kyoko what happened to only caring about yourself? First Sayaka and now Madoka?

-Anyways god. The hallway with the posters and the "Look at me"... that and the entrance really add emphasis on Sayaka's yearning for someone to love her and pay attention to her, even if it's a curse now...

-SYMPOSIUM MAGARUM MY BELOVED HEHEHE

-It's hard to see anything in that memory-hallway but one of those seems to be Madoka, Hitomi and Sayaka on their way to school while other is Kyoko with the bag of apples... facsinating

-Wait I never noticed how the memories stop being shown when Oktavia realizes they're there. Kinda feels like a strange kind of closing off one's heart... which would fit considering the pain of past rejection and memories make sure she can never move on and get what she longs for the most... or maybe that's me

-I LOVE THIS FUCKING THING. THE TAVI.

-I'm still in love with the fact that Symposium Magarum doesn't just perfectly capture Oktavia's despair and suffering, but also Madoka and Kyoko's desperation to try and get Sayaka back.

-It's how Kyoko says, payback. Someone who's hurt and now lashes out everyone and everything, hellbent to spread her curse.... man. MANNNNNN.

-That fucking sihoulette moment that turns into a heart is fucking evil

-There it is... Kyosuke who lost his hand, Sayaka who wondered why it wasn't hers, and now Oktavia who's lost hers.. goddamnit.

-On a different note: Remember how the Anthonies referred to Gertrud as the queen of the labyrinth? The fact that Oktavia bleeds blue blood kinda fits in with "Witches are seen as queens of their little kindoms" thing lol

-The happy dream thing is just, god, so much. Because like she calls being by Sayaka's side and fighting with her a dream in Rebellion and that shit fucking broke me the first time (still does)

-Fucking Violin boy.

-There's something so... so ough idk what to call it but the "You gotta focus on the one thing that means the most to you and protect it to the end" line is just. A lot. And it also makes me so horribly emotional about Ophelia again because in that outcome Kyoko failed to do that again and breaks under that, abandoned by everyone and everything she loves and I'm normal I swear I am-

-That promise to never abandon Sayaka... even as a witch, even when she's a monster so angry and hurt Kyoko chooses to stay with her because she believes Sayaka still is worthy of love, attention, care and kindness and it's all Sayaka wanted from all this and if that isn't love then I don't know what is.

-Die Kyubey.

-And they're home... their party for broken hearts....

[childrenofthenightt]

"How's he the oldest" anon here. So I have a tendency to search up the voices of people I'm interested in, and Led Zep is no exception. I know ur a Jimmy stan, but how would you describe each member's (preferably speaking, but could add singing too?) voice? Also his voice is one of the reasons I thought "how's he the oldest" like-

oh my god i love this ask!! okay i’ll start with jimmy because you know. and also because he’s already been mentioned so might as well :)

jimmy has such. a soft, shy voice? like everything about him just screams “small. protect.” and his voice definitely fits. and you’d think his big vocabulary would make him seem older but it reminds me of a little tween reading sat prep material. also i wanna have a section (where applicable) for little quirks and i’ve noticed that when he’s especially shy or uncomfortable (or just really really excited!) he starts to stutter, and god it’s so endearing. ALSO HIS ACCENT IS SO POSH HE CAN’T PRONOUNCE HIS R’S RIGHT. i hereby declare he is the Youngest In The Band.

hmmmm okay we’ll go with bonzo next. his voice… it’s simultaneously exactly what i expect and also nothing like what i expect. his look makes me think it’s gonna be really deep, and it’s deep enough, maybe a Little higher than i originally expected the first time i heard it. but also it’s soft, for the most part and… i guess it reminds me a bit of jimmy’s in the way he speaks so eloquently sometimes. bonzo also has a pretty remarkable accent and i think, like robert it does also add to his image, in that it’s not at all posh. honestly it’s kinda homey in a way i think. Middle Bandmate (Older)

robert is next up, because i’m saving my little guy for last. robert has… a much stronger accent than you would think, listening to him sing and even just his look i guess. but it’s a little more nasally, a little higher than you’d expect? and it’s rough at times, just a hint of that rasp coming through. it’s also got a bit of a lilt to it, ans i’m including this as a quirk because it’s Allllll part of his charm. that’s how he draws you in. honestly i think he’s gotta be placed at Oldest solely in terms of his voice, because of that charisma and charm.

don’t worry, i would never forget about mr. john paul jones. his voice is honestly so lovely. one of my favourites i’ll be honest. the harder consonants are so clipped, but it’s somehow still very calming, because the vowels aren’t as pronounced i guess? also the way it kind of lilts too sometimes is very interesting, because it’s not like robert with that sheer charm but it’s more… self-assured perhaps? and at the same time, you can tell he’s really thinking about what he says with the changes in tone. QUIRK WINNER: HIS LISP. it’s the most lovely thing it always makes me smile. Middle Member (Younger)

this is much too long and you probably didn’t ask for an essay but here you are anyways anon 🥰

here’s a cute picture of the boys as a “you made it this far!!!” present

[thecrimsondandelion]

yo so I’ve got some losers club thoughts for you, mi amigo.

im making playlists rn and bill is totally emo. mike listens to county. bev is like indie-emo. richie likes midwestern emo shit. ben likes his cute lil indie stuff. stan is obsessed w folk music. and eddie exclusively listens to anxiety tunes, idk how to classify that as a genre but it’s real i pinky promise.

i want your take on what the losers listen to, these are just my thoughts.

ah fiddlesticks!!! sorry i just noticed this in my whatchamacallits. thank you for the ask ily anon!!!

i’m not Too Good with genre names n stuff tbh, but i will try my best, and also just talk out my arse for a bit

i totally agree with you on Bev and Richie, they went through emo phases for sure. Bev defo more on the indie side, Paramore too!! Hayley Williams was her bisexual awakening. she’d be a huge Mother Mother fan

i particularly think Richie was a Music Elitist™️ in his younger years (a secret enjoyer of One Direction though) and eventually lets himself enjoy anything and everything (like, i see him liking comedy music, Flight of the Conchords, Steel Panther, Weird Al etc) HUGE Fall Out Boy/Blink 182 fan. but also i think Went and Maggie are music lovers, which accidentally pushes the Music Isn’t As Good As It Used To Be mentality

Stan i can totally see being a folk lover, like Fleet Foxes, Father John Misty, Sufjan Stevens, Simon & Garfunkel, Harry Nilsson etc. Stuff he can play while bird watching, soft music, but also he’ll sit in the mental void with “i am a rock” by S&G playing on repeat. but also i think since he calls Patty Baby Love, he’s gotta enjoy 50s/60s music, sweet little love songs. i think Stan is just the biggest romantic

I can see Ben being a boy band/indie/country fan (since he’s a canonical Rootin Tootin Cowboy Bootin wearer) but like Love Song Country?? he LOVES Shania Twain and early Taylor Swift in partics. but also 1D, nsync, 5sos etc

Mike I can see maybe soft/pop-country, Dolly stan. but i think he’d like funk & folk too. Tim Buckley!! he’s folk-funk (fonk?) But Mike is the most agreeable with music, he likes to see his friends happy, and he’ll listen to anything that they play without complaint

i’m picturing Anxiety Music and my brain is either going Stephen Sondheim/hyper pop/spa music ahhhh. Have you got examples of anxiety tunes? I think Eddie would be a pop fan (like i just simply believe he loves Madonna, Billie Piper, Gaga, idk) i can see him liking hyper pop too, stimmy songs??

this meme is Eddie (and it goes with @clownjizz’s amazing headcanon with Eddie and listening to new music. in that Eddie will not do it)

i hate to say it but i kinda think Bill would like Oasis, he’s pulled out a guitar and unironically played Wonderwall. but like i think Bill would be pretty open with music too, he’s mostly into the lyrics of songs, so like he’d sit and dissect and analyse Hozier lyrics - since he’s The Writer

idk, this is my take with a more modern losers club!! i’m sure there’s other opinions out there!! with my Losers playlists, it’s mostly off vibes and like individual songs rather than like genres and artists? but hopefully this was an okay response!!!!!!! i’m sorry this is such a long post!!!!

[neoheros]

haikyuu boys as domestic boyfriend things feat. akaashi + kuroo + iwaizumi + tsukishima

akaashi keiji

i’ve said it once and i’ll say it as much as i can !!! he is the only boyfriend !! Ever !!!!

as we all know akaashi is pretty observant on a lot of things seeing that he’s their team’s vice captain and setter, he gotta be

he’s used to being keen on the people around him especially when it comes to his best friend, bokuto so it’s kinda a given that he’s used to it

when you and him started dating, he was almost always pretty nervous when it came to you cause you always used to intimidate him

and now that you’re someone he’s in a romantic relationship with, he figured it’s his job to make sure he knows what you want

basically he’s an over attentive babie

he never really saw anything in your habits worth noting other than the fact that you had a knack for taking home his hoodies and not returning them

you, showing up to school with his hoodie on: hey akaashi let’s exchange hoodies i like the one you have on right now

akaashi: but it looks exactly the same..?

you: yea but this doesn’t smell like you anymore 🥺👉👈

he’s so !!! soft !!!!!

he really lets you take home every hoodie you borrow from him for that sole reason and he insisted that he just sprays your clothes with his cologne but you’re like “nah i like it when the smell comes from you”

i 1000% guarantee that this guy smells like fresh cologne but not the strong ones like axe cause he knows what’s up

one time he came over to your place and there’s just a whole ass drawer labeled ‘akaashi’s’ and it has about 3 or 4 of his sweatshirts

you do it so often that it escalates to when you’re coming over you purposefully don’t bring any spare clothes just so you can wear his

akaashi: hey are you ready for bed?

you, in his oversized shirt and jersey shorts:

akaashi, on the verge of tears: 🥺

tsukishima kei

some would argue that he’s a bad boyfriend cause of his sharp tongue and stingy attitude

and you know what !!! if you think that, i will fight you !!!! on sight !!!!

he’s a precious boy and he may come off as a bit harsh and too much sometimes but when it comes to people that means a lot to him he’s just the absolute best !!

like akaashi, he’s pretty observant to his friends and teammates so it’s only a given that he’s that keen when it comes to you too

especially when it involves food

you do this thing where whenever the two of you go out to eat, no matter what he orders, you take a bite out of it

at first he was kinda thrown off guard but it didn’t really bother him that much since it was literally just food

he thinks it’s cute at how eager you can be when it comes to what to order moreso when you guys come to a place you haven’t eaten at before

you: maybe i should order their cinnamon coated churros

tsukki: no you don’t like cinnamon

but he’s not trying to dictate you on what to eat, he just knows !!!

he’s seen you react to all kinds of food and by now he’s kinda better than you at knowing what you like

also !! when he’s ordering food, he completely takes you into account as well !!

he wants pizza with full stuffed crusts but he remembers that eating too much bread makes you feel insecure ? nuh uh honey !! he’s not getting that !!

you: hey i think i’m gonna get their new dairy queen flavor, it looks good !!! 🥺

tsukki, knowing fully well that you won’t like it: yeah? i think i’m gonna get your usual, i wanna see why you like it so much

kuroo tetsuro

oh boy

one thing to know about kuroo when he’s in a relationship is that he’s a real fricken !!! SIMP !!!!!

simp in the sense that he’s so whipped and just borderline adores you bro i’m not even kidding

he’s a simp but only for you !!!

that includes walking you home everyday even if that meant you have to wait up until his practices end and carrying your books for you even when you insist that they’re not heavy at all

he also likes the way you smell a lot !!!

that’s why he loves giving you hugs especially when they’re from behind and he buries his head on the crook of your neck and just takes a whiff

like it’s super weird, but to him you just smell so fresh and good that for christmas you gave him a bottle of the perfume you wear to school everyday as a joke and he liked it

the first time you invited him over to chill at your house was on a thursday evening to study together and that’s when he met your mom

he loved your mom !!!

she was so cool with having him around that before you knew it your small study date turned into watching movies with him and your mother in the living room

he kept making jokes in between that you were sure your mom wouldn’t allow that that was the last time he came over

so short afternoons turned into spending the day together at your house or sneaking in through the window to hang out

he got so used to always being there every thursday for movie night that it wasn’t even a surprise to anyone that your mom trusted him enough to be alone with you

kuroo, at your house: hey! is it okay if i hang out here for a while? we don’t have practice haha

your mom: oh but y/n won’t be getting home for another hour..?

kuroo, already taking off his shoes: oh that’s totally fine

your mom joked about getting him his own key since he’s practically there all the time

you were so soft with that idea but it was a bit too far so all three of you just settled on getting kuroo his own separate drawer in your cabinet 🥺

kuroo: you just want more of my clothes to wear

you: that’s not true

kuroo: are you lying?

you: through my teeth ❤️

oh and also if you suddenly see kuroo arrive without warning, there’s absolutely no use in being shocked since he does that a lot these days

he’s also really chill with waiting out on your porch when neither you and your mom are at home and one time you were greeted with an asleep kuroo leaning against one of your pillars in the cold

your mom: aight we’re getting him a key

iwaizumi hajime

here are tips on how to get your boyfriend to stop looking at you like he’s ruthlessly shading you on his twitter account on a daily ❤️

alright now that all iwa stans are here !!!

i’m joking so anyways

i have this headcanon that iwa is just really punctual to everything because he got used to oikawa always being late so he started showing up as early as he can so he could stand as a proxy

it’s all really soft and his intentions are really kind but it starts being a bother when he’s TOO on time, yk?

ever since the two of you started dating he’s insisted on driving you to school everyday

at the time you were really 🥺 cause bro imagine iwa knocking at your door first thing in the morning with a hoodie on and an extra sweatshirt for you to wear cause it’s super cold

but then you realize that when he said he’ll pick you up at 7 in the morning he was actually being serious and not just making a joke because holy crap dude did you say 7 ???

you, asleep:

iwa, texting you: if you’re still in bed, i’m gonna go in there and drag you to school in your pajamas ❤️

but that’s ok because your mom insists that he comes inside for breakfast while he waits for you to get ready

that’s when you learn that since he got so used to arriving early to open up the gym he rarely eats in the morning

you were like HUH ?????

it threw you off that this man didn’t eat breakfast because homeboy had the body of a greek god let’s be honest and he was just there walking around not getting proper nutrition ??????

so when you get in his car, you hand him a protein bar and a bottle of yakult before he drove off

iwa: oh no thank you

you: it’s cute that you think i was offering

so he reluctantly eats the bar and he’s still off about drinking the yakult cause he’s never had it before but when he did !!!

he finished it in one drink, and you swear it looked like he had stars in his eyes

frankly, you took all the credit for that and starting from that day on you made sure to always stock up on your protein bars and yakult so you could ensure that your boyfriend stayed healthy

iwa: oh there are chocolate chips on this one 🥺

you, fastening your seatbelt: yeah, i’m not an idiot. i know how to trick my boyfriend into eating his protein !!!

[rintarous]

since ur angsty text BROKE my tiny heart (which it was rlly good btw good job 👏) how about some cuddling hcs with ur favorite bnha boys 🥺👉👈

a/n: i hope this fixes ur broken heart that i caused 😔 i got too carried away with kiri bc kiri rights kiri bEST BOY p.s kaminari’s hc turned into PG 13 im sorry 😔

bakugo katsuki:

this mf right here

he’s that rough cuddler

cs mans never cuddled in his LIFE

and also the fact he’s a big ass tsundere

he’d probably give in once you hit the puppy eyes on him

which he can’t resist btw even if he won’t admit it

at first he’d be literally so stiff like kirishima’s quirk

and grunts every now and then

but as your cuddle sessions turned into weekly sessions which then turns into daily sessions,,,

he’d grow use to it and be the softest human alive

probably takes it up a notch and tell you to just lie down on his chest instead of being cuddled up to his side

!! HE’S BIG ON RUBBING CIRCLES ON YOUR SKIN !!

like at some point in your cuddle sesh, expect this boi to rub circles on your back, your sides, ANYWHERE HE CAN GET HIS HANDS ON

which lulls you to sleep if you’re being honest ,,,

he’d be like: huh??? once you stop babbling about your day

and he looks down at you to find you sleeping peacefully

he has this satisfied smirk on his face

and don’t tell anyone but he steals a kiss every once in a while when he knows youre knocked out cold

he doesnt want you to know he’s just too soft for you and tease the living daylights out of him 

uwu 

todoroki shoto:

another mf who can’t cuddle to save a life

as someone who,,,, didn’t experience much affection at all

he’d be clueless on what to do

so i believe he’d be the small spoon when you two just started cuddling

mans would literally FREEZE in your arms, not knowing what to do in this position

but he really likes the feeling of his hair being brushed away

he’s just a kitty stuck in a human body alright !!!

he’s kinda stoic and not keen into showing emotions but you can feel the love radiating off of him

and once he finds the courage, he looks up at you saying “can i try being the big spoon?”

AND UR HEART DID FLIPS 

ur brain: ADSJKHDADUAHDAJAKJA

and just like bakugo, he’d be stiff and doesnt know what to do

as he is pretty dense at everything 

and you just tell him to relax and be comfortable at what hes doing

and sooner or later, he’d get the hang of it

when it’s cold outside, you cuddle to his left side

and when it’s hot, to his right side

most of the time tho, you’d cuddle up at his right side

cs you like it cold 

overall, he’d be an okay cuddler

and because of this, you prefer to be the big spoon

A+ for effort tho 

uwu

kirishima eijiro:

AH YES KIRISHIMA THE BEST BOY

unlike the other 2, this dude right here,,,

god at cuddling

knows his shit!!!!!!

MY MAN WOULD BE SO SOFT AND UWU

YOU’D PROBABLY WANT TO LIVE IN HIS ARMS FOREVER

even if you didn’t ask, he’d throw his arm over your shoulder casually no cap no cap

then he’d pull you to his side 

since he’s naturally a warm person so sooner or later you’d lean to his side

till your cheek is now squished against his side

which makes him go uwu mode

and almost stranggle you cs you were too cute 🥺

i swear im a bakugo stan-

kiri is just,, the manliest of the manly 

n e way 

he’s the type to trap you in his arms

if that doesnt say anything to u idk man 

he’s so loving that you might start crying whenever u think about this man

he’s the type to throw in that puppy eyes whenever you leave 

expect to cuddle with him literally when classes end

!!! THE TYPE TO SAY/WHISPER SWEET SHIT WHILE YOU CUDDLE!!!!

FUCK DUDE I’D CUDDLE WITH KIRI ANY TIME ANY DAY 

just a natural sweet sweet boi 🥺

uwu

midoriya izuku:

izuwu here, probably thinks he knows what hes doing

but in reality he doesnt know what the fuck hes doing

he probably did his research about cuddling and all that shit the moment he got in a relationship with you

but thats okay!!! cs its the thought that counts !!! lmfao

he’s painfully stiff and tries really hard to make you comfortable

making you giggle 

cs izuku is just the cutest bean ever

he’d probably make that face when he was moving his head up and down when he was staring at his computer when he was a kid unironically as he cuddles you

“izuku, just relax!!!” you laughed at his distressed state 

“ehehehehe…. how”

so you end up being the big spoon

showing him how it’s done

and izuku just wanted to hide embarrassment cs he didn’t learn shit abt the stuff he’s been reading online 

he’s open to suggestions tho!!!

so once you hold him like the baby he is,,,

he gradually gets the jist of cuddling and wants to try it for himself

in his head: man being cuddled is way better 🥺

you find that he’s a bit comfortable now 

so every once in a while, he’d cuddle you but most of the time its you who cuddles him

but thats okay!! cs thats izuku who ur cuddling

and everything is just fine with you if its izuku

uwu

kaminari denki:

another dude who knows wtf he’s doing

mostly bc he experienced this before hand

since denki is kinda flirty,,,,, he’d put his hand under your shirt

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

naturally a good cuddler

plus you get to charge your phone when you’re with him LMFAO

be careful when he sneezes tho,,,,

prepared to be shocked,, 

literally

anyway

cuddles with him would usually mean endless gossip about anything or anyone 

when he’s feeling it he’d put his hand on your chest

with no malice or whatever, he’s just that type of dude to just hold ur bo*b

might give it a squeeze if he’s feeling brave LMAO

but mans doesnt mean any harm

it’s just he cant keep his hands to himself KJADSHAJHDJKA

since he’s pretty open about your relationship,,,

he’d cuddle with you in the common room

making everyone passing by lowkey gag 

“get a damn room” bakugo grumbles as he goes to the kitchen

ENDLESS SIDE KISSES

my man kaminari cant live without physical affection y’all

and he’d probably brush ur hair away too damn what a man

uwu

tamaki amajiki: 

PROTECT THIS LIL SHIT !!!!!

cuddling with tamaki would be a damn miracle

cs it happened rarely

due to his,,,,, nervousness and shit

even asking you out almost made him pass out

if it werent for mirio and neijire, you two would never become canon at all

since he’s a nervous bub,, expect to be the big spoon

which is a good thing tbh cs all you wanna do is PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTS

he’d intertwine your hands together and probably do that one face: (￣～￣)

but its okay!! cs it means progress amirite!!!!!

this boi mustve felt so sorry to you cs he’s the man in the relationship right?? so he gotta be the big spoon

so like overtime he’d muster all the courage he had left and ask to be the big spoon

you can literally feel him shake from the other side of the room when he asked you so quietly

“c-can i…. t-try to be the…….. ᵇᶦᵍ ˢᵖᵒᵒⁿ“

AND WHEN I SAID YOU SCARED HIM SHITLESS WHEN YOU LITERALLY JUMPED IN HIS ARMS

YOU SCARED HIM SHITLESS

again,, he almost passes out when he barely catches you

so you two ended up cuddling on the floor

buT IF IT MEANT TAMAKI BEING THE BIG SPOON,, YOU’LL TAKE ANYTHING 

you can still feel him shake under you

but you squeeze his hand around you reassuringly and kiss his cheek

“you’re doing so well my baby”

and my dude turns into a dark shade of red

“t-thanks?”

uwu

[yan-twst]

Hello! May I request hc for the dorm leaders finding out that their female crush is only attracted to girls(female mc as a lesbian I stan-)? If you don't feel comfortable writing this then feel free to delete! I hope this was intresting ;-;

hell yeah lesbians rise up!!!! i included some of my own headcanons of how gay and lesbian stuff is in twst because i think it’s nice to have that there!

riddle rosehearts

riddle is immediately mortified- not because it turns out his crush is a lesbian, but because he’s now horrified all his “courting” may have come off as a bother or inappropriate. he’ll go beet red and apologize for that. he- he didn’t know! he didn’t mean to impose himself- argh!

is he heartbroken? a little. but he’s more worried that he may have come off as pushy. the queen of hearts may have been overbearing, but she never went out of her way to specifically bother anyone, and riddle feels the same way. he really really wants to make it clear he didn’t mean to bother her oh god-

once he calms down a bit, he’ll just, kinda... compose himself and apologize once more. if he had known, he’d probably not have made any advances (even though his “flirting” was more along the lines of inviting to unbirthday parties and sharing trey’s baking. it was nothing too invasive- hell, riddle’s crush wasn’t even aware he was flirting with her)

riddle will also bashfully ask if... well, even if he has no chance with her, he hopes that they can still remain friends. romantic or platonic feelings, he still really gets along with her- hell, everyone’s grown used to having her at the unbirthday parties, and trey already bakes extra for her every time.

he’ll take the title of being her friend with pride. riddle will quickly swallow down his heartbreak: this is something that has to be this way, and the fact that she likes girls simply means he’ll just be the best guy friend she possibly can have

leona kingscholar

leona “woman respecter” kingscholar takes the information well. he just kinda goes ‘oh’, nods, and takes a nap.

welp, there’s nothing to be done, so why get all sad and mopey? if the little herbivore likes girls, more power to her. welp, women are pretty and powerful. he understands why they like women. makes sense

leona is a bit sad, sure, but it’s only natural. he doesn’t dwell on it for long, though. if something can’t be changed, there’s no sense in thinking it over and over: he’s a man and his crush likes women, so that’s the end of that

despite it being so clear cut for him, he will take some time to talk everything out with her. he wants to make it clear: he was pursuing her romantically before, and he won’t anymore. he didn’t know she was a lesbian before, and now he knows

still, leona’s got a soft spot for the little herbivore. even though he might not be pursuing her anymore, it doesn’t change the fact he still feels like he’s gotta watch over her and help her. 

he’s just gonna be his usual grumpy self, really. he’ll still invite her over to practice magift, he’ll still tease them and call them “herbivore”. is he still in love? leona won’t ever mention it, really. does it matter? she’s his friend now, even if he calls her “annoying herbivore” whenever she wakes him up, and that’s pretty much all he could ask for

azul ashengrotto

fun fact did you know octopi have been seen displaying homosexual behaviours out in nature

which is to say, this isn’t anything new to azul. same-sex relationships are more common in his home than what he’s seen in the surface, but it’s not like lesbians are a new concept to him

oh don’t get it wrong he does cry when his darling tells him she’s not into men. he cries and then he lets her hug him until he stops. he then proceeds to be so mortified over it all he wishes he could go hide in his octopus pot

after apologizing for... that ordeal, azul will return to his usual composed self. it’s almost hard to tell he was a sniffling mess just a few minutes before if it weren’t for his puffy eyes

he composes himself quickly because, well... when he pictured himself getting turned down, it was always painful- old insecurities flaring, being told he wasn’t enough- but this was... not painful? it’s not as if he wasn’t good enough or something. his crush was just a lesbian! it’s not his fault, so it’s hard for him to feel sad over it

azul might even feel a bit bad for her. she’s... stuck in this all boy’s school, huh? the only girls here are probably the fae that control the weather... and the talking portraits...?

even though there’s really no girls for her to talk to, azul will still take on a protective attitude over her, giving the “if any girl breaks your heart tell me and the twins and we will avenge you” talk. azul doesn’t know why any girl would hurt her heart, because in his eyes she’s precious, but hey, he’s gotta protect his friend, right?

kalim al-asim

“wait you like women? oh me too!”

kalim takes it... so well. like, almost shockingly well? it’s like he processed the information in record speed, sorted out his own feelings immediately, and made peace with it all in a matter of seconds

kalim has many sisters around his age. one in ten people are gay. what i am getting at is kalim has lesbian sisters and so this revelation that his crush is lesbian doesn’t shake his world too much

he’ll admit it stings a little- love is a powerful thing, after all! but he thinks people who pursue others who are clearly not interested are scummy, and he’d never do anything like that

in his mind, it’s an easy ordeal. he trusts and likes her. she sees him as a close friend, and that’s the most he can be. so really, he should just be happy he’s as close to her as can be! he’s already at the top rung of being close to her, so he’s hit the goal, right?

kalim, god bless his heart, is that friend who will present his lesbian friends to any other lesbian friend he has. he has good intentions, but it might get a little tiring? and a bit overwhelming too when he brings up that he has sisters right around his age who are also into girls and suddenly he’s making plans for a big mixer party and oh god jamil please help and put a stop to this before it gets out of control please help he’s already planning a menu-

vil schoenheit

ooooh so she’s a lesbian ooooooh ok that makes sense. that makes sense. 

vil is like “oh! of course my incredible efforts into my appearance and into our friendship and in wooing her weren’t working. she is just not into men”

he’s almost surprised at how getting turned down like this just... didn’t bruise his ego at all. his efforts weren’t useless, he wasn’t doing things wrong, it simply couldn’t work! honestly, vil would have been more hurt if he’d put all this effort and his crush had been straight and still turned him down

hmm, so she’s into girls... then being here, in an academy full of men (who are, in vil’s opinion, horribly unrefined and ungraceful) must be rough.

just because he’s no longer trying to pursue a relationship with her does not mean that he’ll stop inviting her over for skincare or for trying on clothes. absolutely not. the fact vil even was attracted to her in the first place is because he saw her as someone with potential and that has not changed

he will immediately position himself as a big brother / best friend. just because he’s her friend doesn’t mean he’s gonna let her slack, though! he’s still gonna be checking she follows the skincare routine he set up for her, and that she’s eating and sleeping well- as much as he says it’s because he “wants to make her potential shine” or whatever, it’s just... overwhelmingly clear he just cares about her as a friend

idia shroud

out of all the ways he imagined getting turned down this has to be the one that he had NOT pictured and at the same time, it’s kinda the best one? crush was a lesbian so it wouldn’t work out, 10/10 turn down, didn’t make him go into a self deprecating vortex

once again, it’s the age old relief of “yes, i got turned down by my crush, but it wasn’t my fault, because it turned out she was a lesbian”. idia had ran so many scenarios of being turned down, of his crush being disgusted at him, that it all being resolved into her not liking men at all is... almost relieving?

and you know what. he gets it. when he sees his figurines and posters of his favourite idols and anime girls it’s like well duh of course she likes girls because girls are cute? 

he’s gonna have her rate his waifu tierlist. what? it’s not- it’s not weird, is it?! he’s just trying to bond, and- urgh, he kinda wants to know what her opinion on his waifus is. because his waifus are cute girls and she likes girls so ?? it makes sense? right? (idia might cry if she says his waifus aren’t That Good)

this whole ordeal might also result in the almost hilarious scenario in which ortho just straight up goes “Hey niichan, what is a lesbian?”

learning that his closest friend likes girls opens pandora’s box, the box being idia making his friend review every anime girl and gacha or visual novel girl that HE likes

malleus draconia

did you know reptiles are also quite gay? there’s even a species of lizard that’s just, entirely female. dragons are reptiles.

malleus, bless his heart, is not good at reading people. his crush will need to be Direct. trying to use metaphors like “I swing the other way”, or “I play for the other team” do nothing but further confuse him- when his crush finally cracks down and just goes “what I’m trying to say is I’m a lesbian” he finally, finally, understands what this is all about

malleus just... nods in understanding

he feels a little sad- it does sting, a bit, to know things can’t work out, but he’s also... happy. if she told him, that means she trusts him, right? 

malleus is happy enough to just have A Friend in general, even if he’d never admit he’s usually lonely. most people tend to run from him or be so intimidated they shiver when they hear his name. and yet, against all odds, he’s found a friend who likes being by his side, someone who didn’t know all the baggage that comes with his name. he’d be a fool to tear down that friendship just because he’s learnt it’ll stay platonic

also, as mentioned before, it’s not like homosexuality is some sort of taboo or odd subject. it’s actually quite common amongst the fae, especially those in Malleus’ kingdom. although he does say he can’t introduce her to any cute fae girls. he.... is not friends with any. (he just doesn’t have a lot of friends in general, but he refuses to say that because he... doesn’t want to sound “mopey”, lile lilia says he is)

[jemmo]

this or that game

i was tagged by 3 whole people!! thank you @billlkin @hanjiwoos and @dribs-and-drabbles for making me feel so popular, i can already feel my ego inflating 😂😂

crying in the shower or making out in the shower (i do stan angst but crying in the shower is a low point i just dont get)

give cute boy line ID or stalk his IG (we love a direct man)

share his earbuds or share his closet (bc i both love sharing space and also earbuds can be gross)

manga or manhwa (ive read both but im lazy with manga so just watch anime, plus i prefer spicy korean bl manhwas to japanese mangas)

long dangly silver earring or dark leather cuff (bc ear piercings kinda freak me out)

time loop or reincarnation (in this house we stan time loops HARD)

blue engineering smock or red engineering smock (the blue is just more classic, plus i associate red with architecture now)

kisses at the beach or kisses in the mountain (bc beaches...obvs)

cactus or chilli plant (i have an ornamental chilli plant that is kinda dying but i love it v much)

fairy lights or spot lighting (who even likes harsh white lighting)

ghost boyfriend or vampire lover (dont rlly like either so i chose the one thats more alive)

hard sub or soft sub (any subs are good subs... both for subtitles and for bdsm)

stray cat or... actually that’s your only option (i will take any cats you give me)

Hawaiian shirt or blue shorts (pat my beloved)

evil ex-girlfriend or predatory fujoshi (neither are the best but at least evil ex-girlfriends cause some drama, even if it is annoying and unnecessary)

suit jacket or leather jacket 

high school or university

kitchen drama or office drama (office dramas rlly are one of my weaknesses... gotta love that HR nightmare)

forehead kisses or cheek kisses

viki or gagaoolala (bc they upload earlier and have more shows)

japanese arthouse depth or korean high concept

pink milk or yakult (neither bc me and lactose dont agree)

censoured chinese bl or trashy thai pulps (i just cant get onboard with those chinese shows, not my thing)

body swap or dead body (im hoping this just means there’s murder involved which is always fun)

sexy or story (but ideally both)

back hugs or lap sitting (lap sitting is a highly underrated form of physical affection and not enough shows include it and i will die on this hill)

piggyback or cradle carry (conversely cradle carrying is highly overrated and i dont get it)

idk who else has done this so ill tag @icouldhyperfixatehim @talaypuens and @galauvant if youve already done it/dont want to just pretend this never happened

[2-cute-4-school]

𝘕𝘊𝘛 𝘋𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 : 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴

M.list 

Genre : fluffy comedy

Trigger warning : swearing, suggestive teenage jokes??

Word count : 1.4K words

Mark Lee

swears for sure, loud and proud

“fUCK”

“Mark, there are kids around!”

chenji snickering in the background

“oh jeez, y/n, thank you for your worry, my dear, I’m fine it’s not like you left me without heirs”

“your watermelons are in the kitchen tho”

(╬ಠ益ಠ)

he sulks in a corner for the next half an hour until you come up to him and cuddle up to his side, nuzzling your head in his shoulder as you smile up at him with puppy eyes

“come on, baby, you know i didn’t mean to hurt you” (๑◕︵◕๑)

mark groans, knowing he couldn’t stand that cute face of yours

“it still hurt” that pout of his hURTS

your smile turns smug as you lay a teasing hand on his upper thigh

“want me to kiss it better?” (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

（＊〇□〇）…. ！

“Y/N NO-” *cultural shock*

he wouldn’t say no later after everyone else went to sleep oops ◑.◑

Huang Renjun

4 words

scared for your life

i mean he’s cute but he also wouldn’t hesitate to kill (҂⌣̀_⌣́)

so you take your chance while he’s still doubled over, covering his friend

“okay so it’s been a pleasure but now i gOTTA GO bYE-” (*/∇＼*)

you don’t even get to step outta the door

he locks you in a headlock quite gently since you’re still his baby and drags you back inside

“prepare a nice coffin” “hyuck you’re not helping-!!”

renjun just rolls his eyes and shoots haechan THAT look

haechan’s future grandchildren just felt a shiver run up their spines

n e way renjun just *leads* the way to his room and closes the door after you

and that’s the last anyone has ever seen of you (⌣_⌣”)

*jk jk* kinda

but as soon as he releases you, puppy eyes kick in as you turn around and cling onto his shirt, a pout painted on your already ⁞ ✪ ⌂ ✪ ⁞ face

but renjun just chuckles and ruffles your hair fondly

so you’re like “hUH, do i get to live another day?”

“you’re so cute, baby”

you let out a relieved breath, until his face darkens (╬☉д⊙)⊰⊹ฺ

“but if there’s a next time, I won’t hesitate to end you”

ゞ◎Д◎ヾ “yes sir”

Lee Jeno

you stare at him with wide eyes as he slides onto his knees, head bowed as he holds his private thingies

you sputter once you realize where your knee landed and extend your hands towards him shakily

“J-Jeno, are you alright... ?”

he raises his head and look you in the eyes with that sweet eye-smile of his that could melt anyone

“i’m gonna die” (　◠ ◡ ◠　)

“oh my God” ฅ=͟͟͞͞((꒪∆꒪;)ฅ

so now you’re left scrambling around like a headless chicken

and jeno just watched you somewhat amused, forgetting all about his pain until you grip your phone in your hand

“i’m calling for an ambulance”

“Y/N NO WAIT STOP” ( ꒪Д꒪)ノ

and now you’re wrestling over the phone as he tried to snatch it out of your hand and you try to take it back

“why the hell would you call the ambuance?!”

“you’re hurt!!”

“and what are you gonna tell them??”

“that i frickin smashed my boyfriend’s dick!!!”

cue jeno reddening more than it should be humanly possible (๑꒪⍘꒪๑)

“y/n that sounded so wrong, i’m never scaring you like this again”

Lee Haechan

so we all know he’s a drama queen

so he will surely dramatically fall to his knees and whine

ofc when you see his glistening eyes you crouch beside him and start fretting because come on, who can resist baby hyuck

but while you coddle him, you catch a glimpse of his smug smile

oh so you think you’re slick hyuck? think twice (stan twice)

so you muster the most innocent voice you can come up with

“oh no, baby, i’m so sorry!!”

“is this how you show your love for me?!?!” (ᗒᗩᗕ)՞

“i’m so so sorry, let me try that deep tissue massage i learned, maybe it’ll help” *deep tissue massages hurt like a bitch*

his face suddenly turns scared as it should-

“wait wait no-” (‘﹏*๑)

“we should ice it afterwards!!”

his soul surely left his body

“y/n wait please, i was just-”

“actually, mark taught me about that message so i should ask him to do it for you, right?....hyuck?”

soulless starring into a painfully embarrassing abyss of deep tissue massages and ice on his bruised di-

“i’d rather cut it off”

“it can be done” (￣ω￣)

Na Jaemin

he loves you

but he also loves his future children

who are crying right now  

“i know i said jisung is my child already, but i’d still like to have my own you know” (x_x☆

“i said i’m sorry, don’t be dramatic now”

*GASP* “YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT ME!!”

you rolled your eyes so far back that they greeted your lonely last braincell

“is it that obvious?”

*GASP*x2 “i knew it!! i have been raising a bunch of hooligans all this time!!!”

*cue dramatic crying*  (੭ ˃̣̣̥ ㅂ˂̣̣̥)੭ु

but since he’s just too cute for anyone to resist, you cuddle and spoil him for the rest of the day

he feels that it is only fair to receive hugs and kisses on demand since you ‘put him through so much suffering’ (his words not yours)

and because you love him too much for your own good you give him whatever he wants

that’s how you ended up curled on the couch, limbs entangled with Jaemin’s and him nuzzling lovingly into you

“give me a kiss”

you roll your eyes *smooch*

“tell me how much you love me”

you roll your eyes x2 “sooo much, jaemin, so much”

“only that much?”

“careful or my elbow might slip again” (;¬_¬)

“sorry sorry” (′ʘ⌄ʘ‵)

Zhong Chenle

he tries to play it off pt.1

because this baby is trying to seem less baby and show of his manly side to you ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ᕤ

but of course he’s still baby

so he straightens up as fast as he can and continues on with his business, trying to keep a straight face despite the obvious discomfort

“babe, i’m so sorry- “

“it’s alright, it didn’t even hurt”

you raised an eyebrow once you saw his clenched jaw, realizing what he was trying to do

“oh it didn’t?”

“nope, not at all”

“oh then next time i’ll make sure to not hold back”

“huh? next time?” ⊙﹏⊙

“well it’ll probably happen since i won’t have to be careful because it clearly doesn’t hurt”

he laughed awkwardly, turning to face you

“now now, y/n, let’s not get ahead of ourselves haha”

“come on, baby, hiding your hurt from me doesn’t make you any higher in my eyes. come here”

you cupped his face in your hands, squeezing his cheeks cutely as he stared in your eyes with a pout, his hands sneaking around your waist

“but i’m only your baby, alright?”

“that’s right, and the cutest one at that”

*beep* *cue wide eyed jisung giggling from behind his recording phone*

“yAH PARK JISUNG, YOU BRAT, COME HERE OR I’LL CUT OFF YOUR PINKY SIZED WILLY!!!”  (ﾉꐦ ⊙曲ఠ)ﾉ彡┻━┻

Park Jisung

he tries to play it off pt.2

but mostly because he’s embarrassed

so you trail after his retreating shaky form, face burning from the awkwardly loud shriek he let out once you accidentally hit him while you apologize continuously

“it’s okay, i’m fine, i’m pretty sure that hit numbed it”

“jisung, i’m not sure that’s how it works”

“oh my God, what if it’ll be numb forever? what if my supposedly future spawns are doomed?!” (๑⊙ﾛ⊙๑)

“okay first of all don’t call your future children ‘spawns’, that’s just weird”

“well, i’m sorry, but i think we have a much BIGGER problem right now”

“well, i wouldn’t necessarily say bigger, but- “

jisung.exe has unexpectedly shut down ~ restarting...

“Y/N, IT’S REALLY NOT THE TIME FOR THESE JOKES”

“sorry sorry”

you lay a gentle hand on his back, guiding him to the nearest chair, your eyes and voice as soft as they can get

“maybe you should sit down before you pass out, jisung”

“pass out? nah, no, i’m fine, it’s fine, we’re gonna be fine, i have faith in my buddy, everything’s gonna be JUST fine, oh my God, i think i’ll pass out”  ヽ(;ﾟ;∀;ﾟ; )ﾉ

he calmed down after some kisses and lots of reassurance that his future ‘spawns’ are safe

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