#GIVE ME ANSWERS

[marragurl]

Ok so like…. Who makes Ratio’s statues? 

Because every possible explanation just opens up a whole new can of worms. 

I’ve been trying to go through as much info about him as I can, including his character stories, but I can’t find anything??? 

So I’m just left stewing in the dark, which usually leads to my humor coming into play. 

So like… are the statues of Ratio’s own making??

Because that would insinuate that he takes the time out of his busy life to constantly make new statues of just himself, including the multiple plaster heads. And if it’s not him physically and it is a manifestation of his Imaginary powers, he’s still making them right??? 

So he still chooses the poses! 

Why??? 

What is his thought process??? 

Physically made or Imaginary Powers made, it’s still his choice on what the statue should look like right???

And if it’s not a conscious decision, then WHAT DO THE JOJO AND CUTESY POSES MEAN

IS JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURES FUCKING CANON IN HSR??

IS IT A SHOW THAT EXISTS??

ARE YOU TELLING ME ARAKI FUCKING EXISTS IN HSR??

AND RATIO IS A FAN?????? 

DON’T TELL ME IT’S JUST A FUN REFERENCE BY THE HSR TEAM, YEA IT’S META TO US BUT IT’S CANON TO THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE THAT RATIO HAS A STATUE OF HIMSELF DOING A JOJO POSE

On the other hand, if it’s not Ratio himself making them… who is it????

Is Ratio commissioning some artists?? Multiple artists? Only one?!?!? 

Is it some weird form of extra credit for his students???

(Student A: Hey wanna hang out tonight? 

Student B: Can’t. Gotta finish up this statue of Dr. Ratio examining his codex by Friday if I wanna get a passing grade in the class

Student A: You can sculpt???

Student B crying with 100 tabs of ‘how to sculpt’ videos and wikiHows pulled up and no sleep: I’m trying my best here Sharon)

Is he like those Renaissance time rich people who basically paid for their favorite artist’s livelihood in order to just make nice art in return??? Is there now a really well-off sculptor somewhere in the universe who is just constantly being paid by THE Dr. Ratio to make stone statues of the man??? Does the artist just put that down in their tax returns?? 

(back at it again with Topaz suffering from Ratiorine’s antics, she’s the one in charge of Ratio’s Sculptor’s taxes)

THAT STILL DOESN’T ANSWER THE STATUE POSE QUESTIONS

DID THE ARTIST ADD IN THE JOJO POSE AND HEART POSE AS A GAG??? AND SURVIVE RATIO SEEING THEM?? 

WORSE- DID RATIO COMMISSION THE POSES??? WHAT WAS THAT CONVERSATION EVEN LIKE??? DID HE HAVE TO POSE?? DOES THE ARTIST JUST HAVE AN ENTIRE SCRAPBOOK OF RATIO DOING DIFFERENT POSES FOR CONSTANT REFERENCE?

FUCK IT, DID AVENTURINE GET IN CONTACT WITH THE ARTIST AND PAY EVEN MORE MONEY FOR THE CUTESY POSES??

(Whole new thought process, the artist is making statues of Ratio for both Ratio AND Aventurine, and all the cute statues are actually commissions by Aventurine for his little Dr. Ratio idol crush shrine. There’s a constant slapstick comedy routine of Aventurine trying to hide them anytime Ratio comes over to his place and barely getting away with it. Does he ever come clean when they start dating? Do they start dating because Ratio finds the statues? Fuck it, if Ratio is the one making the statues and not an artist, does he teach Aventurine how to sculpt?? Does it become like something they do together to spend time?? Ok damn wait that’s kinda cute wait-)

WAIT ADDING ON TO THAT- DOES THAT MEAN FOLLOWING THIS THOUGHT PROCESS THAT AVENTURINE IS THE JOJO FAN???? HE’S A FUCKING JOTARO STAN???

(wait- brisk MC who’s rude to everyone but soft on those he cares about and has the muscles of a Greek god and eventually goes into academia, oh my fucking god Aventurine has a type)

PLEASE

I NEED TO KNOW WHERE ARE THESE STATUES COMING FROM

EVERYONE SEEMS TO KNOW ABOUT THEM, THEY AREN’T A SECRET

IS HIS HOUSE JUST FULL OF STATUES???

DOES HE HAVE A WHOLE-ASS GRECO-ROMAN-STYLE GARDEN FULL OF HIS OWN STATUES???

DOES THE ARTIST SEE A STATUE DISAPPEAR FROM THE GARDEN AND IMMEDIATELY KNOW RATIO USED HIS TECHNIQUE TO SLAM ONE DOWN BREAKING IT AND JUST GO “fucking hell man, I was just about to go on break! Now I need to start a new one!”

IS IT A HOBBY?? HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET INTO SCULPTING AS A HOBBY WITH HIS SCHEDULE???

ARE THEY GIFTS?? 

FROM WHO, STUDENTS??? ADMIRERS? FUCK IT, AVENTURINE???

DOES THE ARTIST BEING COMMISSIONED EVEN HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OF THE RATIO STATUES??? DO THEY EVEN HAVE THE ABILITY TO SCULPT ANYTHING OTHER THAN RATIO AT THIS POINT??? HAVE THEY SEEN ANY OTHER BEING OUTSIDE OF THEIR STUDIO AND THE HUNDREDS OF RATIO STATUES???

PLEASE I NEED SOMEONE TO ANSWER ME

[nerdlvr]

writing boss hyuck smut rn and i kinda made like a storyline/build up moment... should i just cut it out and write just the smut... do i suck at character building and should i plant a bomb in my own home?

it's like jealous boss hyuck... or i could just cut to the pussy ramming

[babyboybuckley]

Gonna do a painting a day until they tell us the truth

[annastg]

Guys.. who gave them the right to make him THIS handsome. I need to know. I need answers. And DONT get me started on his voice. Cause DAMN-

Anyway, what‘s the saying? Save a horse, ride a cowboy? I live for that quote, couldn‘t agree more. I‘m making it my new lifestyle.

[lazy-box-head]

I’m seeing so much Trans Spamton, so I gotta ask, is Spamton actually trans or is that just a very popular headcanon?

[tu-es-gegg]

Are we ever going to get an explanation as to wtf codeflippa knows because like she recognised a guy and the journal entry and got spooked enough by that to act different, where's my baby please come back I miss her

[ryiju-muunie]

Realistically, how many dicks does Sukuna have?

[dilemmaiscool]

WHY ARE THE OLD-TIMEY OVERLORDS SO GREAT??? they make me chuckle i love them sm

[evanbuckleysarms]

Wait what did Oliver do. Why is he trending.

[loaf-of-bread-wielder]

I have a question for all Nimona fans.

I've watched nimona 15+ times at this point and I've never really understood this scene. So in the scene where nimona shape-shifts into the big ol' dragon and shoots giant pieces of cereal all over the place, what is that "cereal" supposed to be? Is it all pieces of her? Can she generate more mass from her body and just get rid of it with no consequences? Are there consequences? And if that was the case what would those consequences be? Is it just things like a strand of her hair that she can size up to a large object? If so how exactly would that work? Does that mean that she can go as far as to turn a single spare skin cell into a whole skyscraper?? JUST HOW POWERFUL IS THIS 1000+ YEAR OLD PINK SHAPE-SHIFTER????

It bothers me Every. Single. Time. I watch it. I need answers PLEASE. 😭

[petrarex]

no bc zhongli . . . still hides so much of himself i'm so curious of him like ? ? ? why is he the only archon we don't see the face of in flashbacks ? ? ? why is the only archon whom in the statue holds a cube instead of a ball shaped object ? ? ?

[rascalthecabbit2009]

Chat how would y’all reacted if I made rascal cuss???😬😬😬😇😇😇🤨🤨🤨

[sans-the-skeleconch]

I have a question! Is there such a thing as TOO MANY BOOPS!?

I must know!

[sassyteatimeinquiries]

An important need to know. So, if Watson is Sherlock's Watson then who is Moriarty's Watson?

Asking for a friend. They don't like Moriarty's Watson, something about it being too vague, and I don't like Tod.