#they are in love everybody

[queruloustea]

gay bugs :]

(my brain has rotted)

[egophiliac]

2025 is the year of the DRAGON SLIPPERS

[sensitivesublime]

[femmefruit]

thinking about having somebody guide my hand down between my legs and assuming they want me to finger myself, only to have them slip two fingers in right next to my own. turning to meet their gaze in shock while they coo something about helping me make myself feel good. the idea of being full in this way making my brain fuzzy, each thrust wiping my mind blank until i can’t string together a complete thought. flushing in embarrassment when i can feel the way my pussy sucks in both of our fingers. the low moan that makes its way out of me when i get to feel the way i squeeze down when i cum, impossibly tight over the three? four? fingers working in and out of me. my fucked out babbling picking up speed as they push my fingers deeper, coaxing me into fucking myself through the orgasm just as they normally would. trying to wiggle away but there’s nowhere to go when they’re holding me still and fucking me open with my own hand.

[undercity-rat]

They really made jayce yearn for viktor it's insane

He realised he needed viktor and as soon as he had him back vik just left like "yeah man I had a crush on you but i just had a rebirth and I need to be jesus rn so"

[animusrox]

[90's Sitcoms]

[teatimecort]

time loop? what are you talking about. claude made it up there in time and there were no horrors

[oil-eclipse]

David Lynch, selections from 2021’s “Distorted Nudes” photogravures.

[charcoaldustonmyfingers]

Tech Support: Part 3

[1-2-3]

Yes, this was a real thing we had to help with once.

Even though he complains, Donnie feels a lot of pride being looked to as the family expert for these things, I’m sure. For all that Splinter probably doesn’t know the deep intricacies of computers, I’ll bet he knows the basics. Could there be a deeper meaning to his confusion?

I personally headcanon that Splinter is the one who introduced computers, phones, and appliances to his sons way back in the dumpster diving days, and probably showed Donnie how to fix his first toaster or something. However, the special interest kicked in hard and pretty soon Donnie could run circles around Splinter when it came to fixing and engineering stuff. Perhaps, this is a way Splinter can find time to partake in Donnie’s interests and boost his confidence despite being way out of his depth on technical know-how himself.

When you don’t have a lot, it’s important to be resourceful and handy with a quick fix. Donnie had to have started building stuff somewhere!

It makes it all the more bittersweet if they were really close only to have Splinter struggle to bond with Donnie when he’s a little older. Don’t worry though, they’ll figure it out :)

[oldbutchdanielcraig]

irving starting his first day back at work still banging on the door screaming burt’s name and having to take a minute to go cry alone and then minutes later laughing at the new lumon claymation presentation. he kind of understands the it’s so over we’re so backisms of life better than anybody

[narutosfrogwallet]

Lil Nas X – DREAMBOY. Teaser

[nicodiangeloing]

percy jackson is a new yorker. you know what there are a lot of in new york? italians. i know because i am one in new york. so percy jackson could be italian. so sally jackson could also be italian. so imagine the shock on nico di angelo’s face when sally starts screaming at percy in italian

[mydeadgaywizards]

no thoughts just james potter convincing sirius, remus and peter to perform the mean girls version of jingle bell rock at the potter’s yearly christmas party

[arty-e]

Art of my favourite moment from the finale

(Please ignore the very lazy background lol)

[pxltown]

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camper interior + bea's collection of little guys!