#they are fucking WILD lmaoooooo it’s so funny

[starbuck]

was rereading some old black sails notes in preparation for a discussion and I just.

Sure. Sounds like something I’d say…

[nattinatalia]

Jack chuckles, “Urb, you know she’s just keeping my bed warm. It’s nothing like what I felt for Y/N.” Does she know that JACKMAN 🤨

“Obviously that wasn’t enough if you didn’t stay beside her through her pregnancy.” Urban muttered. OOP TELL HIM URB!! 👏🏽

Comment: Jack laughed, “The mall? This loser brought her to the mall for a date?”

Response: “You used to take her to KFC every weekend, so relax.” He put that ass on blast!! 😭

“Check your comments, his best friend made it obvious, plus the moment we left home, he was following behind us.” My mans knew whole time ain’t say nothin, unbothered king Fr 😭

“I don’t give a shit Y/N, you owe me so let’s talk.” OWE? BITCH OWE YOU?? The only thing your “owed” is a MOTHAFUCKIN ass beatin keep talkin 😐

“Don’t fucking tough her.” Your boyfriend pushes him aside and gets in front of you, glaring at Jack. PERIOD stick up 4 yo woman!! ��

“JACKMAN THOMAS HARLOW WHAT THE FUCK?!!!!” An annoying voice comes from behind you. I already know what annoying bitch this is 🙄🥱

When you chuckled, that had Heather turn to look at you glaring. “Is something funny bitch?” Bitch? WHO U CALLIN A BITCH HOE?? 😑

You turn around quickly and punch her right across her mouth. When I say I started jumping up & down!! YESSS BEAT THAT BITCH THE FUCK UP!! WOO HOO!! 🤪

Blanca turns to look at you and inspects your face and your entire body, then does the same to Heather and smirks. “Clean up that blood from your face, boo.” This just had me cackling 😂 Blanca is my girl Fr.

“You and Neelam need to mind your business and leave me the fuck alone.” Jack tells her yelling. He then turns to look at you again “Please let’s talk?” Oh NOWW you wanna say somethin?? Mannn shut yo punk ass tf up 😐

“I told you to leave my cousin alone. I warned you if you came between her and Adrian that I will fuck you up. I don’t play when it comes to my family. I think it’s time you start believing me.” Blanca says staring down at Jack. YESSS PUT A PUSSY BOY IN THEY PLACE!! 😩

“You need to hear it from me because apparently you aren’t hearing it from your circle. Change your ways, step up and be the father Adrian deserved from the start. Stop with the fighting, stop trying to be in her life just because you feel some way that she didn’t wait for you. You shouldn’t even be worried about getting her back when you should be worried about having a healthy relationship with Adrian. He should be your main priority.” THIS IS THE REALL DADDY HARLOW YALL!!

Anywayzzzz YOU FUCKIN ATE THIS BABE 💕🫶🏽

When I tell you that I live for your feedbacks, I get excited when you send me stuff and little parts that you liked 🥺🫶🏻

But lmaoooooo shit got wild, Jack and his girls should’ve mind their business, Jack himself should’ve just dropped the whole following gig.

Papa Harlow said “not on my watch” he was just waiting for the last little stunt to call his ads out and he did 👏🏼

Ahhhhhh glad you liked it babes 😘🫶🏻

[thegeminisage]

lol this newspaper quest. princess zelda was kidnapped?! you don't say!!

"the carved out heart" of what i assume is dueling peaks...i almost gave up on finding the cave and then i spotted it near the top of the mountain! it says south cave tho so there's probably a north cave too :/

yeah no nvm theres just a bubbulfrog in here

found another across the way. you can actually hear raindrops hitting link's glider........asmr chills!!!

.......oh

theres a sick ass triangle drawing on the ceiling here. i'm sure i'm meant to ascend lol

oh, maybe not? i can't go up...

theres GOT to be more to this cave. i dont even see a bubbulfrog!!

did the other one have a drawing on the ceiling...?

FOUND THE FROG. there was an offshoot i missed

i'm just gonna look this up lol its killing me

DROP EVERYTHING SHOOTING STAR

GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! thankfully near a fast travel point

i saw another fall but it landed in the water :(

weirdly enough even though they seem to have fucked dragon farming in this game they added more? star drops? but i bet theyre less predictable tho. fuck you too nintendo lol

ok, apparently i need to find the top of the mountain...im just gonna use the skyview tower lol

oh my god zelda in her regular hylian clothes is literally in this cage lol. i know it''s obviously a yiga disguise but thats wild

side bar even tho master kohga is the most fun i've had ever i haaaate how cartoonishly inept the yiga clan is...like don't get me wrong it's extremely funny and i do laugh and yk we love to have fun! but it also takes weight off of the serious backstory of the sheikah and the tragedy surrounding them...in a game which already does them a massive disservice...

oh wow my game glitched.........

the yigas i was fighting all died except one, and he vanished but didnt come back, and it wont let me leave the area?? so i'm just stuck unless i reload a save :/

ok, reloaded and got it lol. guess thats what i get for not updating <3

LMAOOOOOO penn like why would the yiga care about YOU? he still thinks i just have the same name as the famous swordsman

ok, im gonna go back to hateno. i want my fucking...travel medallion and shit >:(

got everything except the last travel medallion!! gonna do some sidequests and korok seeds my belothed

holy shit this cave goes all the way to the lanayru mountain range??

look, frankly, if i wanted to be in the lanayru mountain range i wouldn't have come to hateno, but whatever ig

YOOOO my attack up legs...worth it!!

back to good old hateno. jesus

ok i got all my korok seeds here!! tomorrow kakariko lol

[gg-selvish]

I only ever really Sapnap characterized as the “straight one” in dnf fic which is usually used to contrast how someone reacts to their best friend versus how someone reacts to someone they’re attracted to. That makes sense to me even if it mischaracterizes Sapnap’s relationship with dnf. I’ve read one too many fics where dnf are hitting on each other or flirting or direct it teasingly to Sapnap and have his reaction be running for the hills. Like Sapnap hasn’t leaned into every gay joke or flirtation made by his friends, but he’s got to be the “straight one” because that’s how the straights react and the whole poor Sapnap save him thing. It does serve the purpose of getting Sapnap away, which I do like because I prefer a dnf fic to be just about them and saves me the trouble of having to read people trying and write a character I like, but they don’t care for.

mmm i disagree and also agree with this so this is gonna be long-winded as i often am.

i do agree that the biggest perpetrator of super straight and like... man's man sapnap is dnfers because of this like ur so right and. as someone who reads a lot of dnf i wish they just wouldnt even mention him lmaoooooo reading whatever reason theyve made up to get him out of the house is amusing in an annoying way. i like dnf fics where theyre just alone in the house and no one asks questions why. i read dnf for dnf not for sapnap to be there especially if they're gonna characterize him the way they do. but thats dnfers and they do things their way and thats fine i just ignore it im not gonna police anyone's writing i'm just gonna talk about it on my little blog with like 12 followers and hope no one reads it...

my biggest issue with it and where i saw it a lot in the older days (late 2020 through 2021 especially but it went beyond that too) in a way that really grinded my gears was with this like. one specific breed of karlnap. i used to ship karlnap and LOVED karlnap especially during their initial meetups. im a dnkn shipper til i die there's no reason for me to dislike them. but i just couldnt stop finding myself reading these fics that were just so strange. hyper-masculine sapnap with ditsy effeminate karl in this very very binary way that i just couldn't compute. it not only disagreed with my personal opinions but it would develop into what i saw as a slightly off-putting lack of chemistry and was just really unenjoyable for me to read. it read like m/f to me which is fine but when im looking for mlm fic i want to read mlm. this goes back to wanting queer dynamics in representation of queer relationships (note: i'm using the word representation VERY loosely. im not implying fanfiction is anything close to actual representation). it was just so weird

it's kind of funny because i realized this in a very roundabout way. a friend of mine from outside the fandom wrote and gifted to me a karlnap fic based on the karlnap they had read and it was like the perfect highlight of the dynamics in the ship that bothered me... i loved the fic, still love my friend for writing it, but it really pointed out that the characterization of those two was just so set in stone in those days and i read it but i didn't like it in the long run or as inspiration for my own writing. the writing was incredible, the quality of it was great and it popped off it was amazing. my issue was with the guts of it, yknow? the internal stuff.

that's one of the main reasons i started writing karl differently than i used to (remember when i used to write karlnap? subbottom karl in MY christian minecraft server?) and focussing on kwtnf because i was mad about the sapnap characterization but didnt watch him solo enough to focus on him... then i hyperfixated onto karl and went fucking hog wild with the idea of him and his character in my head. it obviously didnt do anything i dont have any impact on other people but it made me feel better lol

[bisluthq]

Lmao imagine being a man who craves critical acclaim over commercial success, thinking about your legacy and palsying the long game to have an outstanding filmography, isn’t interested in fame but wants to be perceived as a high brow artist, achieving that status (and commercial success with it)….. to become someone people enjoy yelling “give the scarf back!” At when they see you in the wild, instead of ignoring you or like asking for an autograph because they admire what you have done. No, your legacy in public spaces is breaking a 21 year olds heart when you were 30.

It’s giving fuck around, find out. But at an extreme version lol. Also like the age gap for their stages of life was ick (and he keeps maintaining that gap, so he sucks), but it makes me think of how my mum says ‘one mistake can change your life’ and I’m not calling their relationship a mistake (not calling it a good choice either) but LOL at all of that for him 😂😂

IT IS ABSOLUTELY GIVING FAFO AND IT IS WHAT HE DESERVES LMAOOOOOO

(Not supporting people being weird because that’s yk weird but it’s fuck funny that he… fucked around and found out that hard)

[luaspersona]

so *flips through notes* how shall i start?

well, again, i’ve decided to break my commentary into sections, so things are easier to navigate (it starts with a bunch of reactions, but if you power through it there’s in depth comments too lmao), and i went a bit wild with arrows too (tell me if it’s better or worse, i’m still figuring out how to give long commentary). i do feel like i’ll never be able to live up to my forfeit analysis tho, lol, maybe when the story is complete and i write a full series review, but for now, given that i don’t have much time at hand anymore, i hope you still enjoy simpler feedback from me 🥰

regardless of anything, this turned out to be enormous once again, so a quick tl;dr: the window is honestly one of your best works — and that’s saying something. i’m not sure it tops dal segno or forfeit for me, because those were chapters that came with a lot of really difficult personal realizations and helped me come to terms with a bunch of personal shit too. anyway, i don’t think you ever need to be nervous before a drop because everything you write is gold.

so 👏🏽 let’s 👏🏽 start

PARTS WHERE I LAUGHED

⇝ upon rereading this passage, i understood that reader was disappointed that yoongi didn’t sent anything, and that’s so funny because he did text her before lol

Drifting to your bed, you check your phone previously dumped on the nightstand, sighing at an empty screen before making your way into the cozy nook of your bedroom. 

⇝ who can blame the man honestly? i wish.

Your brother definitely muscled everyone else into rooming with each other, claiming Yoongi for himself.

⇝ poor mr. taehyung park 😔

And how deep you dug your nails into Tae’s dress pants.

Fuck, you should apologize for those marks he definitely has.

⇝ reader was in full i like it mode of “you still look good and it annoys me, pretty woman” here lmao:

Why the hell does he have to look like that when you’re this frustrated? Of course he’d rock a black button-up and slacks. Of course he’d style his hair in a way that makes you wanna snatch him from the hallway. Of course he’d look the most expensive you’ve ever seen him.

This is a whole other layer of upset that you didn’t need tonight. 

↪ it made me realize that she’ll have a rough time whenever she and yoongi fight or something, ‘cus he’ll be walking around looking like a three course meal effortlessly and that’s just not fair.

⇝ jungkook in the middle of it not understanding shit lmaoooooo

“I already said I wasn’t going at dinner last night. But y’all seemed distracted enough, so.”

Yoongi straightens while Jungkook simply utters a confused sound. 

↪ yoongi trying to mend things was so funny to me omg:

“Don’t, Kook.”

“But I—”“Drop it.”“Did I do something wrong?” 

“The fuck? No. Let’s go.” 

⇝ i love how dom became our official bs spotter too lmaoo, but i’d be so offended fr 🤣: 

“What happened, baby. I haven’t heard you like this in a long ass time.” 

“Sad?”

“Pathetic.”

⇝ and damnn i SCREAMED when i read this omg:

“He what? Flirted with some chick in front of everyone like he’s supposed to?” 

↪ but i have to defend my baby here though, ‘cus i 100% get her. especially knowing she’s been through a bunch of shit before and it’s super insecure. maybe she acted up a little bit, but it doesn’t change the fact that she was hurt and we see in a bunch of little parts how she’s still unsure about her relationship with yoongi (even calling it a situationship and saying her trust is a work in progress) so honestly? although i’m not one for yelling or being sassy and shit, i know i’d be pretty upset too. not to mention that the texts he sent after the dinner weren’t about what happened, and even yoongi admitted he went about the whole thing the wrong way and should’ve been clearer. i mean, c’mon:

“The one person that could possibly make it better this time just took this chick’s number in front of me.”

↪ i get it. we know yoongi wouldn’t actually do anything because we’ve been inside his head, the reader hasn’t. and i think we can all agree that yoongi messed up big time here:

“Did you end up calling her? That girl.”

[...]

“I did.”

And your heart slams into the ground. “I see.” 

“You wanna know why?”

Absolutely not. “No.”

↪ i know he wasn’t worried ‘cus he knew he didn’t do anything, but he saw that the reader was upset about it and he still decided not to be clear straight away? ffs 😩

⇝ again, it’s dom’s world. we just living in it:

“So make up with my future brother in law and I’ll see you when—”

“What?”

“—get back. And y’all use protection, right? Cus I don’t wanna be an auntie just ye—”

⇝ that was so sexy of him:

“You mad?”

“Yes.” 

“Good. Stay that way.”

⇝ LMAOOO, that makes the writing so genuine omg, i caN’T:

When you pop back into your bedroom, you catch Yoongi pinning you with amusement, almost telling him to shut up out loud.

Why the fuck does he look so hot you need to focus!

⇝ oh, what? no, bro, don’t mind me, i’m was just sucking yoongi out here:

Shit, you probably look like a trainwreck. What the hell do you say? Certainly not that you were just sucking off his best friend that’s still very much in the room oh god.

⇝ honestly ryen you’re SO FUNNY OMG THIS HAD ME IN TEARS:

Oh, fuck. He’s sitting on your mattress? 

Ironically—hilariously—that’s better than him sitting on one of the armchairs.

↪ and like??? 🤣:

Body twinging with guilt and paranoia, you gingerly sit just close enough to him, leaning away when you see nothing but the Sun on his computer. “Dude, the brightness.”

⇝ and the way you wrote this ryen omg 😭😭😭:

Grasping for a ledge to latch onto, you remind him mid-freefall.

⇝ 😭😭😭 yoongi istg:

“You talk about me like that?”

↪ also, this made me think like, whenever we like someone, we want to talk about that person all the time to everyone. so for the reader to be keeping it a secret… damn that must be hard, especially given that her brother knows yoongi so well and she must want to talk about yoongi with him so bad.

⇝ i was so overwhelmed here that my laughter was manic:

Because that was your brother.

Yelling with a knock from the other side of the goddamn wall.

PARTS WHERE I WANTED TO SWALLOW MY FIST (lovingly)

⇝ the mere mention of a balcony already had me screaming:

You even have a decent balcony, which you would be sitting on if not for the subzero temperatures outside.

⇝ i have to say that whenever vmin is mentioned, i lowkey malfunction:

The trip had been pretty magical and fantastic before that dinner. You got to go sightseeing in the snow-capped mountains with everyone, snuck a peek of Tae’s little moment with Jimin in the hot springs, visited a quaint village with pretty shops, and even sat around a fire pit after grilling food.

↪ they are such an interesting couple and maybe that’s also ‘cus we know basically nothing about them, but oh god! i really love to get glimpses into their relationship. the last time we checked on the they were still unsure and tae was in pure angst

⇝ i just LOVED the scene with yoongi and jungkook on the hallway. like, it could’ve been hoseok, namjoon or jin, but no, it had to be yoonkook 😩🗣 and of course we don’t know if the chapter is canon and – in the case that it is – when it takes place, but ugh, just to imagine that this is post-forfeit jungkook who wants to win the reader back and that’s post-flutter yoongi who just confessed and opened up to reader makes it all so funny and kdeofkdlfejksd

⇝ this part had me all giddy because i remember a 3tan slice you made of reader and yoongi talking about bro’s nice-jock-brother phase and before yoongi starts feeling guilty he gets all curious about those childhood stories. sidewalk too had some nostalgia moments and i liked it so much! it makes me interested in seeing yoongi’s reactions to reader’s embarrassing stories (especially knowing he was probably there for most of them too), i really love seeing them dwelling on memories:

How Yoongi had been giving you looks as you and your brother traded embarrassing stories, your whole table laughing with every single one.

⇝ the amount of times yoongi called reader babe in this chapter should be illegal. i’m pretty sure i’m damaged for life

⇝ i just love how yoongi cherishes her and loves her so much. i keep thinking of them being official, and how much yoongi would be one of those sweet as fuck boyfriends that wants to just be with his girl all the time (and from what bro has said he really is like that, so.):

“Huh? You deserve a lot more than this.”

⇝ that you… wut 😳

“You know exactly why!” you whisper, grabbing him to kiss some sense into that reckless brain you love so much. 

⇝ this made me scream of fondness in the middle of the smut ugh omg:

“Oh. No, I really do just like making you mad.” 

He laughs before kissing your head. “I can see that. Punk ass.”

↪ again, this is just so wholesome fuck it:

“So cute like this.” He doesn’t explain further, but falters with a moan before laughing to himself. “Hustling the shit out of me.”

⇝ yoongi not hiding 😭 the man has a mission of killing us all and he’s relentless.

⇝ DLDJFDLFJDKSKFJ:

And it’s how you can be anywhere in the world, in any situation, and yet feel so at home if he’s there. “Just for you,” you whisper, suddenly overcome with something more than yourself.

⇝ when i tell you i fucking bawled with this:

When you finally clasp it on, you hold up his arm with a smile. “Look! Now we match.” 

↪ this was the sweetest fucking thing ever and i wanted to explode. it’s all about those snippets of intimacy and domesticity. the ease with which they just… match — way before any chains were exchanged. and now their silver and golden links bond them too.

⇝ i really don’t know what to think about this, if i’m being honest:

When you both leave the aisle first, you miss the look that Jin shares with Namjoon. 

↪ it’s said in forfeit that it's been a while since jin and namjoon saw the reader and they were away during most of their relationship we’ve seen, so i’m not 100% sure it means they are onto something. i think it’s more like that ask that jimin received if he was surprised to learn about yoongi and reader and he said that it kinda just made sense, so i think it’s something like that that namjin felt here — not suspicion, but a feeling like “what if…”

PARTS WHERE I FORGOT HOW TO BREATH

⇝ had to say i 100% thought the reader had hooked up with the girl lmao, the WAY you wrote this omg:

What makes everything even worse? You recognized exactly where you saw her before that night.

You… She…

⇝ loved that her body reacts to yoongi’s presence even if it isn’t fully acknowledged:

Your heart must’ve seen Yoongi coming from your brother’s room before you did, because its beats already stop before he fully comes into view.

⇝ i just LOVE how yoonig calls, like every time they are texting and something mildly serious comes up he immediately calls her. he wants to hear her and talk things through, and i love it so much:

Yoongi [10:27pm]: Ok hold on

You wait for a few moments before you get a call, and your eyes bug out of their sockets because you certainly didn’t expect this.

When you pick up, it’s loud as hell on his end. “Hi.”

“Talk to me.”

↪ and the same here:

“No. I don’t. So if you wanna say something, say it.”

↪ the man wants no misunderstandings, no miscommunications, he wants clear talks and to understand the reader. he doesn’t dismiss the fact she’s upset, he wants to understand why and never makes her feel like she’s overreacting or exaggerating, ‘cus he respects her feelings effortlessly

⇝ although i was squirming ‘cus of the way their conversation just wasn’t like happening, i kinda laughed at this too:

Yoongi [11:08pm]: Got somewhere to be 

You [11:10pm]: i’m sure you do

↪ the reader was being so cheeky i was lowkey proud

⇝ yoongi doesn’t get enough credit for how mature he is: he knows he likes the reader and he couldn’t give less of a fuck about being right or hurting his pride when there’s an issue:

Goddamn it… Why is he giving you so many chances.

⇝ this part was really interesting to me:

But Yoongi still doesn’t let go of your head, instead palming it just a bit more into his dress shirt before he whispers, “Just…” 

And he stops. 

Without any indication of—

“Can I just kiss you.” 

↪ yoongi is dead scared of not deserving the reader or something, and here she was really mad with him and was being kinda harsh and he just knows he didn’t do things the right way, so he was probably really scared going into her room and somewhat losing her. it might seem like a stretch, but the reader’s trust was shaken by something “small” and she was already thinking about a thousand of terrible scenarios, so i don’t think it’s above yoongi to overthink the situation too. and even the reader finds it a bit weird the way he’s acting:

Because Yoongi has shown you time and time again how dangerous he can be. How he can lose control in the best ways just as you do for him. 

But right now? Devouring you like you both had been apart for months while your brother’s on the other side of the wall? 

↪ i think that’s why he acted up with the brother so close and all: he not only wanted her to understand he’s hers, but he also wanted to assure that she still with him, she’s still there and still his too. i think one thing the reader doesn’t understand is that yoongi is as insecure as she is, but shows it in a different way ‘cus he has all this facade while she wears her heart under her sleeve.

⇝ i was cheated before, so i 100% get her:

“I know I shouldn’t have, but my brain went straight for the worst possible scenario. It’s, umm…”

Looking away, you fight the tears that you specifically didn’t want falling. The ones that you were done crying years ago, 

“It’s happened before. Around this same time, actually.” 

↪ even though i get how shitty it is to be questioned too. also, reading this brought a whole new level of understanding regarding her character and why she’s so insecure — beyond what we already know.

⇝ honestly this was just so damn perfect i had to stop reading for around 10 minutes to collect myself:

It’s a thin chain, with small links and no embellishments. 

↪ it means so much after everything that happened, almost like their secret way of vowing their devotion to one another, through a symbol only them know the meaning and weight to.

⇝ 😳:

“You really came here to tell me all that?” 

“Yeah.” He snags your chin. “And to teach you a fucking lesson.” 

*breaks in cold sweat*

⇝ jesus fucking christ when i tell you i fucking scrEAMED??????

“I know,” he laughs. “Dunks are fucking untouchable right now.” 

“Right? Yoongi has like, fifty pairs.” 

↪ i was gaping for hours after this. felt like ross saying the wrong name at the altar, and it had me thinking, ‘cus that HAS to set at least a seed of suspicion on his mind:

“I mean, maybe. Didn’t expect you to mention him is all.”

⇝ i have no words, just feelings:

“Teach you to think I’m not yours.” 

“B—”

“As if I don’t wanna give you my shit—”

“Fu—!” 

“—so you can walk around everywhere with it on.”

SMUT

as you can see the division i made is kinda unregular, but please pretend this is organized.

⇝ that’s so fucking sexy honestly, i felt like passing out:

“I wanna forget my own name.”  

“I can make that happen.” 

⇝ i stand by my OG three tangerines commentary:

“But also…” Summoning courage from all angles, you place a firm hand on his chest. “Can I still be mad at you?” 

Yoongi falls completely silent for a moment, his stare incredulous and his chest stiff under your palm. 

Did his heart… beat harder there?

↪ can 👏🏽 someone 👏🏽 PLEASE 👏🏽 dominate 👏🏽 this 👏🏽 man? he’s desperate:

And as he stares down at the material, something stirs in your belly, and you’re quick to wonder where any and all if this rebellion is coming from.

Maybe it’s the painfully obvious tent he has in his pants. Or the ravenous, subtly proud look in his eyes anytime you act out.

↪ istg ryen please give this man what he wants (i know here it also means he was trying to hold back but REGARDLESS):

Gulping, you feel strangely powerful despite being the one with no clothes on. Even though he’s the one towering over, you have a feeling he’s trying hard as fuck to keep himself in check.

↪ i mean… do i even have to say anything?

“It wouldn’t’ve lasted long anyway.”

“Now you’re just rude.” 

His lip bite is so handsome that you almost miss the dash of shyness. 

Or was that your imagination?

“Maybe next time, doll.”

⇝ this got me so riled up that i almost sobbed reading it:

“As much as I wanna hear you, you better shut the fuck up, doll.” 

⇝ OG reader could never and i couldn’t be prouder:

“But you’re gonna wait your turn like a good girl.” 

“No!”

↪ and the straight up iconic:

“Make me,” you hiss, lifting your head to meet his lips. “Bitch.”

↪ reader was full on:

⇝ honestly that’s the sexiest sex to ever sex:

“Because you seem to think I’m not yours.” 

Wait. What? 

That’s the… That’s the lesson he’s gonna teach you?

“And I’m gonna fuck you until you get the point.”

Oh, fuck. He’s still pissed.

↪ i– i think i need a lesson too 😔

↪ not to mention that i think you dealt very well with everyone wanting angry sex because of jealousy and then staying true to their characters by making angry sex because they are pissed at their insecurities lol

⇝ god forgive me for i have sinned:

Silent but firm, he leads you to one of the armchairs in your room’s nook, sitting you down before giving a chaste kiss.

⇝ and ugh this yoongi? standing tall over her?? unbuttoning his cuffs??? demanding shit????

Unbuttoning one of his cuffs, Yoongi simply stands over you while explaining, “You’re gonna show me first.”

“Huh?”

He folds his sleeve inward before pushing it up his forearm. ���How you get off.”

[...]

“Don’t make me wait.”

↪ also, watching some get off is honestly the hottest shit

⇝ *sobs*:

Does he really have to spread his legs as wide as yours, though? 

⇝ this is the point in which my review became posthumous:

“Wanna fuck your throat.” You whimper into his palm before he sticks a thumb inside your mouth. “Paint this pretty face.”

⇝ i wanna say that subspace is something that makes me a bit uncomfortable overall, but the way you handled the hint of it here just made me relieved, especially yoongi’s attention and care to check on her and see if she’s still able to consent and shit, so even if it’s not my favorite thing, i know i’ll enjoy it with you writing it:

He leans down, and you’re regarding him with a strange look as he looks from one eye to the other. 

⇝ i loved her so much for this 😭 i want to be here one day:

“I dunno but I know you want it.”

⇝ honestly?

Sliding your mouth back and forth, you make a few passes before releasing him to spit, coating him with your saliva before going again. With your other fingers busy on your clit, you feel the dirtiest you’ve felt in a long time.

⇝ when i read this my brain just stopped for a second ‘cus i forgot the warnings and thought they were doing it raw:

When he understands, a low curse shoots out. “Fuck, my condoms are in the room.”

↪ on that note:

“God, I can’t wait to feel all of you.”

↪ yoongi wants it, we want it… so what’s it gonna be ryen 🧐?

⇝ yoongi’s pain kink is gonna be my downfall:

“Tug on my shit,” he grits, humming with eyes shut when you yank his head to the side. “Fuck.” 

⇝ i wanted to cry when i read this, omg i SCREAMED, what ON EARTH MR PARK TAEHYUNG:

“I gotta say��� I get it, babe.” 

He smirks while looking away.

“Y’all sound fucking hot in bed.” 

↪ like someone said, having a drabble of their perspective coming into the house and hearing them would be amazing. but i imagine how tired you are too and the last thing i want is to put pressure on you too! if you find yourself wanting to write another drabble for us eventually, i’d definitely vote on this.

⇝ overall like, the smut is just so fucking overwhelming in a way. there are so much at play here, so much intimacy, so many words not said, and it’s so fucking intense, the way they can’t get enough of each other, how messy it gets, how they aren’t barely thinking and it’s just so fucking sexy how you are able to convey it all in your writing. i mean, how can i define this as anything but deliciously overwhelming (especially with the stream of consciousness here too):

The point. You get it. You get it you get it you understand it so fucking well.

↪ and here too:

Because Yoongi decides to switch up the pace, going slow enough to make you sob into soft lips rubbed raw.

Praise, reassurance, more praise. All of these things fall on your features and into your ears, and you hold onto him as if he’s your last lifeline. 

↪ and also:

When you give a vigorous shake of your head, fingers you adore clasp yours, and your hand is pressed into rumpled sheets next to your wet cheek. You’re so caught up and entirely whole that you don’t even realize where you end and he begins, don’t even register that you’re coming again because he’s already made you feel that fantastic. 

↪ i mean, every intimate scene of them (be it just a kiss or a full on smut) always makes me think of closer. they both suck at communicating their feelings, it took that scene in forfeit for them to finally open up, so i see them often translating their feelings into touches and that portrays a heavy role in each intimate moment — and you write each with absolute perfection. we can feel the intensity of their feelings every time, how they give themselves into those moments. further evidence (thank god i was in my bed while reading, ‘cus otherwise i would’ve fall):

Instead of claiming your lips again, Yoongi goes for a light touch to your nose. Which is just as fine because that’s his to claim, too.

✨YOUR WRITING✨ 

⇝ i found it interesting the way you decided to describe the house too. i’m not entirely sure why you did, but i’ll lay it out here in case it’s something i’m missing, but:

But they leave regardless, and you watch as they make it down the staircase of your elaborate rented house, their chatter coating both the polished floors and the decorated walls.

↪ and also:

Seriously, does every bedroom in this mansion-like place have a mini kitchen and living area, too?

↪ for me later on seemed to indicate some kind of imagery contrast. because the place is just so pretty, so sumptuous, but inside reside two siblings alone (at first), feeling the emptiness that the holidays bring them. i don’t know, i 100% might be reading too much into it, especially because the details aren’t often pejorative or exaggerated, and it can be just you revealing the environment through your character’s reaction to it, but yeah. welcome to overthinking 24/7.

⇝ you have this control, that i’m sure i’ve mentioned a bunch of times already, of information that’s so incredible. you know exactly when to hold back information and how to reveal it when it’s the right time. and it creates such and anxiety and tension from the very start like:

You know they’re meeting up with everyone else, but you can’t bring yourself to join in on the festivities. Not after whatever the hell you witnessed at dinner last night. 

Why did Yoongi… 

Fuck, forget about it. It’s probably nothing.

↪ i mean!! we read this and are immediately punching the air like it’s nOT NOTHING BESTIE, SPILL 😩 and you tease us so fucking bad like:

Frankly, you don’t wanna recall how the rest of that went down again.

↪ yes you do, sweetie, what happened 😭😩

↪ but not only regarding what happened on the trip, but before it. you drop some hints at some sour memory the sibling share regarding that time of the year:

Your brother most definitely heard you from right next door. 

Eyes shut, you fling your hand around while making your way over to tell him to screw off. He knows better than anyone why you could possibly be in one of these moods, dinner woes or not.

⇝ i love the creative ways in which you describe their feelings. i’ve mentioned this in my commentary for the OG chapter, and i’m pretty sure i mentioned it too for forfeit, but i just NEED to point out every time, ‘cus i mean:

A tsk scratches your teeth before you lean the cocoa against your cup, and the kettle boils just as your blood pressure falls close behind.

↪ you could’ve just said she was nervous and angry and whatnot, but no. and i don’t know if it’s because english isn’t my first language, but i struggle so much to write those types of ‘expositions’ on my own work, so i just have to cherish the way you do it.

⇝ another thing i’ve mentioned countless times, but it never fails to amaze me when you do it, is the way you use free indirect speech. there ain’t no filter between the discourse and their thoughts, and what happens is a complete connection with the characters, we feel with them and we think with them, and that happens in every sentence, not only in bigger rants or rationalizations, but in smaller reactions too, for example, the lack of punctuation here that indicates also a stream of consciousness beyond free indirect speech:

Shut up. Just shut up shut up and talk again because Jungkook looks gravely concerned.

↪ and the same here, with no punctuation, just rapid thought and impulsive words shown through free indirect speech:

But the dinner, the dinner, the dinner. You didn’t ask about it, but Yoongi still could’ve said something about it right he could’ve texted well okay this really shouldn’t be that big of a deal anyway maybe it’s nothing but fuck you’re still mad wait you’re saying something,

“Have fun sightseeing.”

↪ and here:

What does he mean he lied what did he lie about he better explain quick or else… a pouch?

↪ and you mastered this tool so well that you’re able to make writing feel a lot like a movie, ‘cus you make as visualize things through this speech, like here:

And he finally reaches to fondle your tits to push you over the edge that knock was on your door.

↪ given that we’re inside the reader’s head, we react to things as she does and it’s not stiff, it’s so fucking organic the way things unfold and develop that ugh it almost makes me frustrated.

↪ and that’s why i love dal segno too. the chapter is intense not because of what happens per say or the bits of information we get, but because of how you translate those events to the page and we are 100% on yoongi’s shoes. i’m behind on my reviews (yours and all the other fics i’m reading), but i can’t wait to get to dal segno and just fight you.

⇝ i don’t have anything specific here to point, other than i thought it was a really smart sequence:

Doors slam a lot louder when they’re huge.

And leave a more prominent silence, too.

↪ again, nothing specific, just nice and creative sentencing that had me scrunching up my nose thinking like “damn, she writes so fucking well, not a single word is wasted to create or further establish mood and atmosphere”:

Triple, layered, compounded silence.

↪ same here. actually here i like how you interject their smut with this reality clashes. how the brother is a looming presence whenever they are together:

Doesn’t he know he’s on severely borrowed, stolen time?

↪ and one more, ‘cus this is just poetic prose at its finest:

So neither do you, simply gazing up at your favorite stars and wondering how their beholder outshines every moon. 

⇝ this is something that you do all the time, but i just love how you reveal stuff in ways and in moments that we’re too in our heads to notice:

“I— Got something at the jeweler.” Lamely waving one hand in the air, you feign normalcy as you just tell the truth. “When we all went together.”

THINGS TO CONSIDER

⇝ this one took me a while to figure, but i know it couldn’t be random:

A hushed conversation determined that Yoongi would only stay for a few more minutes, but neither of you bring it up when a whole seventeen of them fly by. 

↪ but then i remembered:

⇝ we don’t know when the chapter is happening, but reading it after forfeit lead to some bittersweet moments, like:

“I’ll just take you here myself.” 

His look of confidence has you averting your gaze in an instant. 

“Just us.” 

Tonight has taken too many turns into madness. He’s joking, right? It’s not enough to sneak into your room with your door completely unlocked, huh?

No. He’s not serious. You both know that’s the longest shot in history, especially considering your situationship isn’t even fully fleshed out. 

But it’s nice to pretend.

Especially when he sounds so sure it’ll be real someday.

↪ the fact she calls it a situationship (although i get the necessity to make it official), and how she doesn’t really seem to see a future for them… i don’t know, it just made me kinda sad. like when she mentions never telling her brother about their relationship:

Because this little secret cannot be revealed. Not yet, at least. Maybe not ever since your brother would probably riot.

↪ and even after everything that goes down:

…As long as you can keep whatever this is with him up.

↪ although, after the three of them interact and it’s nice and familiar and cozy, she does start to consider it, maybe after having her insecurities dealt with and all, but stil...:

And maybe. Just maybe.

You and Yoongi can stand much closer next season.

⇝ we see reader might also have some sides she's not shown yet. we see how she wants to dom yoongi, how — given the fact that yoongi made her feel comfortable in her sexuality — she acts up and talks stuff too how she said in flutter that she wants to! and i mean:

You’ve been wanting to do this for so long—longer than you’ll ever, ever divulge. All the nights you spent touching yourself imagining him watching from your desk, or even right beside you on the bed, whispering things that you will never admit that you thought of yourself. 

↪ i know we’re all super hyped to see yoongi’s full form, but damn… i think we might be overlooking reader a lil bit too:

Not only that. It’s also reaching into you and unearthing parts that you wouldn’t dare show anyone else. If you were honest, you’re a bit frightened at the thoughts dripping into your mind, coalescing into a dark, wonderful pool.

↪ or:

“Lemme take them off.”

“Why should I?”

“Let me do it and I’ll show you.”

↪ and even:

When you fling the shirt towards him, he doesn’t move an inch as it reaches his shoes.

↪ i mean, ffs:

And you feel it. Your defiance. Coming out once more before you can even stop it, “Being put in your place—” 

↪ also this made me think this happens at least some months after flutter, ‘cus then she voiced a desire she has to talk more about what she wants and here she does it pretty easily (considering how hard it was for her then).

⇝ i kinda wanna see more of just yoongi and bro talking. i don’t think we’ve ever had an interaction with them without the reader listening. the same goes for reader and bro, even if we have some scenes already, their dynamic if very interesting to me, the way they trust and know each other so well, and how much they must’ve been through and it translates in every interaction:

“I mean, this trip is cool and all, but holidays aren’t really…” 

“Our thing. Yeah.” 

⇝ this caught my attention, but if i’m being honest i didn’t get it 😭 at first i thought it was because she said she wanted to forget her name, then i assumed it was so it wouldn’t draw brother’s attention, but i’m not sure:

With a passing thought, you just realized that he hadn’t even been using names until then.

⇝ ok, so i do think they lost their parents. ‘cus they are basically alone at the house all the time, they never reach out to their parents and the only people in reader’s and bro’s life are their friends. besides, it’s often said how bro had this pressure of providing for them both and that’s why he had to outperform at college and get a good job right as he was out too. this chapter makes me think they lost them around christmas eight years ago (although even in sidewalk when yoongi and reader were talking about some memories, her parents weren’t mentioned, so who knows really):

You say it’s one of the things you have most in common, but you do kinda want things to be different. Happier. Very much unlike how you felt over the last eight years or so.

⇝ i also think that yoongi’s stolen bracelet has something to do with his ex… but i have nothing to back it up lol

FINAL THOUGHTS

i wanna first thank you. thank you for being this amazing person, this mesmerizing author and this creative being. then i wanna thank you because you actually wrote this ‘cus we… asked. like, honestly what the fuck. 

also, i know i went feral commenting every other paragraph, but the more i write my own stuff i just know how much effort and brainpower it takes to write the smallest sentence and anticipating the reactions it’ll get, so i just thought i’d like someone to point those little parts out too. i did, however, cut out a bunch of stuff ‘cus it was definitely way too long, like. really lmao

anyway, you are incredible. as a author, to define you, i… well you are [insert lady gaga clip] talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique and… i just really admire you.

the window (3tan) (m) | myg

title:the window (m) �� pairing: 3tan!yoongi x reader(f)   series:masterlist | three tangerines | fireworks | house party | basketball | stay | sidewalk talk | friends | dalo | like that | anytime | sundress season | yoongi’s interlude | forfeit | flutter rating/genre: m (18+) ; angst , fluff , smut ; brother’s best friend au, implied age gap au   summary: you get to spend the holidays in a lavish private lodge with your brother and all his friends. but you’re just really fucking sad tonight… and maybe a bit mad, too. note: so in order to not fall more behind than i already am, i went ahead and combined both holiday specials into one🥃this one came about due to window anon’s reminder about yoongi’s window threat, and everyone that proceeded to cause outright chaos all day after that. so if you want someone to yell at for this, yell at them!!! note 2: this is a holiday special! therefore where it fits/if it fits in future canon is not disclosed. so this can be enjoyed as a one-shot, but i still highly recommend reading all the three tangerines series if you haven’t yet<3 it’ll make things make a lot more sense.  warnings: strong language, alcohol, this yoongi requires his own warning tbh, chains making a comeback who is shocked!!!, or*l (m rec), manhandling, hitting it from the back a ha ha, angst :(((, masturb*tion, exhibiti*nism, omg we’re kinda pissed y’all😳, ….c*ckwarming, rough s*x, slow motion l o l, missi*nary, protected s*x, cmnf (clothed male), pain kink :)), kissing haha, !!!angry!!!s*x!!!!, c*wgirl, light d*m/sub dynamics, tense scenes, bro appearance, body worship, yoongi is deliciously aggravating, but so is brat!reader<333, ch*king (m/f rec), head/hair pulling (m/f), multiple org*sms, yoongi’s fit is basically 2022 grammys have funn🥴, cute af aftercare<3 drop date: january 10th, 2023, 7:17pm est word count: 15.3k bc i can’t stfu !! 

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I’m losing my goddamn mind. Swim team au time (part 1/??)

I’ve been doing competitive swimming for 8 goddamn years (5 winter, 3 summer) and istg I’ve made swim team aus for every fandom I’ve been in since then. It’s a problem. 

uhhhh for anyone who cares about the specifics: there’s like 3-4 ish separate teams, each w members of different mcyt circles (hermitcraft, speedrunners, dsmp, hypixel etc etc). It’s based on my region’s setup (kinda) where there's winter maintenance then the summer season w all the meets. there's no qualifying for regionals, just provincials/states whatever you wanna call it idk i’m Canadian

ANYWAYS HERE’S THE SCUFFED MCYT ONE I’VE HAD IN MY NOTES FOR LIKE A MONTH EHE

-Tommy is a sprinter ok

Lanky man cannot do breast lmaoooooo too much limb

Complains about kick no matter the distance they have to do

Steals his lanemates’ pullbuoys

GETS DQ’D FOR FALSE STARTS CONSTANTLY

Somehow always manages to either A) get his hand stuck in the lane ropes or B) slam his heel into the gutter (that shit HURTS)

+++++

-Tubbo absolutely does back I can feel it in my BLOOD

Enjoys suicide turns way too much

The type To basically glide through the first 75 of a 100 then sPRINT THE REST 

Constantly misreads sets and ends up doing kick instead of drill 80% of the time

“You can pry these fins out of my cold dead hands, motherfucker”

Loves leading cheers, whenever he leads w Tommy they get everyone else to go hog-fucking-wild 

+++++

-Ranboo kinda does everything, specialty is 400 free

Kinda fucks w/ IM too

Writes his heats/lanes EVERYWHERE

Arms, heatsheets, side of his bag etc

The only one who always has his water bottle. Hydrate or diedrate bitch

Would rather die than jump in first during mornings 

He wore clear goggles on One occasion and got so disoriented he swam into the wall 

+++++

-Techno also does everything ?? Actually vv good at breast though. Definitely his best stroke 

Always ends up on region medley relay and usually fistfights whoever is doing free (unless it’s Phil, then he swims a PB) 

Sleeps through activation at meets

All his gear is pink by now, he has the pink tie dye bag it slaps so hard vv

He’s relatively tall but even if he wasn’t he’d be scary as fuck 

This man does NOT need a height advantage with his kick being as strong as it is 

+++++

-Wilbur,, man. Free and/or back, mid-long distance 

The one who brings a Bluetooth speaker to meets and dryland. Does not let anyone play their music (except for Eret but that’s a special case)

Can and absolutely will kill a man to get his own lane at practice (lmao same)

Unlucky alternate probably?? He comes either 4th or 9th CONSTANTLY

Flexes his height advantage CONSTANTLY like sir please stop I know you out-touched that guy in lane 3 

+++++

-Phil?? Not a coach cuz I have no fucking clue what coaches do

The only mf who willingly does fly aND ENJOYS IT

Hoards caps. They’re not even his dude (he likes trading w swimmers from other clubs at meets so they end up confusing everyone)

Usually ends up on the same medley relays as Techno, it’s kinda funny how often

Bullies teammates into actually taking care of themselves during hell week

“DRINK THAT FUCKING WATER OR I SWEAR TO GOD IM PUNTING YOU INTO THE DIVE TANK”

+++++

-Niki is the Lord of IM I swear on my LIFE

Does neg splits every goddamn time it’s incredible ??? Teach me your ways 

Lends out goggles when her teammates forget/break theirs

Turns are faster than dives, always 

Her back underwaters go farther than her free/fly ones and nobody knows how she doesn’t get water in her skull

Intimidating as FUCK behind the blocks it’s actually terrifying 

+++++

-Purpled will find anything to complain about in any practice, hands down

Free sprint/mid distance ? Choice is usually fly though

Cares way too much about milliseconds on results sheets

Gets cucked out of 4x50 relays CONSTANTLY 

Does Not Shake Hands

Either shows up to every practice in the week or comes to one [1] evening and skips dryland. No in between 

+++++

-Punz,,, basically tanks everything 

By that I mean he’s an ex-winter who retained endurance 

Sprints 200s w no regret

Has worn his chain in practice before. It was on purpose 

Fights over who gets to lead lanes, usually it’s against Sapnap to be Honest

Gets a new suit every season and keeps the old ones at the bottom of his bag

Bites his medals . Always (it’s actually disgusting medals taste awful dude wtf /lh)

+++++

-Dream- you’re on thin fucking ice 

Sneaky little second kicks during pullouts, he keeps getting dq’d for them but it’s a habit by now lmao idiot

He hates breast though. Deadass will only race it to compete w Techno (he loses every time)

More of a free/IM man tbh

WAY too picky about the pool water at out of town meets

Has no less than six different racing suits 

+++++

-George does back everyone shut the fuck up

Absolutely refuses to sub in on relays outside of his div 

Has had the same pair of goggles for at least five years

Always. ALWAYS walks around with two towels and a parka at outdoor meets especially

Everyone loves pushing him in because of his reaction (understandable)

Complains about Wilbur’s height advantage when they’re in the same heat/final\

+++++

-Sapnap is the definition of a summer swimmer 

This mf cannot swim anything over like. 400m without stopping and complaining

HOWEVER HAVE YOU SEEN HIS 50 FREE. 

“Breathing is for pussies lol” [proceeds to breath a 0-1 and choke on finishing wake] 

Fights with Punz over lane leading

He’s the one that pushes George into the pool !

+++++

-Bbh!!! Kinda Niki’s counterpart in terms of IM prowess

However he usually heavily leans on free for good times, his breast is kinda iffy ngl (also understandable)

Team mom 2: electric boogaloo

“SAPNAP DONT PUSH GEORGE INTO THE POOL”

The only one who ever has conditioner in his bag at all times 

Lmao imagine having prescription goggles couldn’t be me puts on my goggles to see the board

Less violent team dad than Phil but has still threatened Sapnap into going to bed at a reasonable time before meets 

+++++

-Skeppy cried when he had to do a 1500 during hell week it was hilarious 

But seriously this man refuses to swim distance under ANY circumstance 

Also cannot read analog clocks cuz he swam at a pool w a digital one for a while 

Does the shampoo commercial hair flip at the end of every practice 

Complains VERY LOUDLY about his racing suit and how tight it is, yet refuses to get another brand

D O L P H I N D I V E S F O R C O O L D O W N 

+++++

-Ant still does not know how he ended up as a swimmer it’s hilarious 

“THE WATER IS COLD :[” “IT'S A COMPETITION POOL????”

Kinda scary good at 200 free it’s really strange 

It’s such an obscure race but he pops the FUCK off every time 

“What were my 100 splits?” “1:03.9 and 1:03.5 what the FU C K”

Kinda (very) overdramatic when it comes to sprint sets lmao 

He actually loves doing relays w younger swimmers it’s very cute

 +++++

-SAM STOP FLEXING YOUR REACH CHALLENGE?? 

Srsly he’s almost as bad as Wilbur 

Same as Punz, he’s an ex-winter swimmer who is insanely good at 400 IM ????? Jesus Christ that race is BRUTAL

W/ summer he just races 200 though and still qualifies for provs every season smh

Every time he needs new goggles he gets the exact same pair it’s those like. Mirrored gold/navy ones I think I have a pair

+++++

-Ponk has free/breast energy I do not take criticism 

[sinks to the bottom of the pool and misses the entire set explanation]

“Your Singapore drill looks like a glorified doggy paddle lmao” “That’s what it is, you bitch”

Has that black arena bag w orange and red flowers

Loves piggybacking their teammates around, even when they get yelled at by the lifeguards

+++++

-Foolish is very very strong but kinda oblivious to it??

Like he’ll swim a 27.2 50 fly and be like :]] I didn’t see the scoreboard, how was my turn btw?? Kinda felt like it was a bit slow aha

Super super sweet though, ALWAYS wishes people good luck even if he doesn't know them

He does know everyone though its kinda funny he’ll go to a meet and be surrounded by juniors from different clubs wanting a piggyback

+++++

-Hannah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Absolute backstroke QUEEN

She does NOT need height, her stroke rate is so strong and so high she’s just CRACKED

Listens to music behind the blocks and dances around to warm up

[aggressively does leg swings]

Somehow has perfect eyeliner even after getting out of the pool

Best relay leader ever istg she’s like a good luck charm; all of her medley relays get top 4 EZ

+++++

-Puffy kinda has free energy tbh

I feel like swimming is her second sport?? Mayb she does like. Soccer or something on the side

Either way its great cross training because she’s the only one willing to anchor 4x50 free relays every time

She is SO unlucky w caps it seems like she splits one every month feelsbadman

Team dad #3, rivals Phil in violent caring-ness

+++++

-Quackity is here for a good time, man

Somehow both incredibly competitive and super laid back

Best cheerleader in the club!! He loves leading w Karl and they alternate w Tommy n Tubbo often

Surprisingly great at fly tbh

Lovingly harasses rivals from other clubs and also his teammates <333

“Ehe I forgot my fins can I have a slower pace time,, :]]”

He does not get the slower pace time. This is the fourth practice in a row Quackity

+++++

-Karl is basically on the same page as Quackity they r the same person in different fonts

Best stroke is well uh. IM!! Out of IM tho…. Breast definitely 

Rarely shows up to morning practices (understandable)

HOWEVER he comes to every meet and brings the fucking positivity !!!! chad energy 

Changes up his suit style a lot

“Where the fuck did you manage to find a gold metallic speedo” “Let’s just say the HYSC ppl have Taste, unlike you”

+++++

-Fundy throws the fuck down in back I swear on GOD

However. HOWEVER. He Cannot do breast to save his life.

Outer lane curse outer lane curse outer lane curse

“WHY DO I KEEP ENDING UP IN LANE 1 I HATE IT HERE”

He’s the type to miss a best time by a hundredth of a second rest in peace

Equally as unlucky as wilbur 

+++++

-Someone please ban Eret from IM races they’re stealing all of the A finals spots

DEADASS THEY’RE SO GOOD??? THERE IS NOT A WEAK LINK IN THEIR STROKES.

Has, in the past, stolen Wilbur’s speaker and blasted this song https://open.spotify.com/track/5A32buYzWvtkJizBkX8OCQ?si=a28293e9e7e14b73

(It’s now the team’s unofficial hype song)

They have a whole ass vendetta against kick boards, they r ready to kill a man over doing streamline kick instead

Most likely to make every 25 in an underwater set

+++++

-Charlie is kinda like Foolish cuz he’s very strong but very unassuming

This mf slaps on his prescription goggles then shaves 4 seconds off his seed time in one go

He has WAY too much fun doing Tennessee turn sets. Madman

That guy who offers to fill up everyone’s water bottles in one go, very cool charlie tyty

NT curse, his times keep getting lost in the system and he ends up racing against div 2s cuz nobody (including him) remembers his best times and nobody wants to estimate bc he’s so unpredictable

+++++

-Jack Manifold, the king of accumulating everyone’s bad luck and still getting a PB

For example: B final (Wilbur), Lane 1 (Fundy), 100 Fly (Tommy). Almost late to his race (George). This man gets in and swims a 1:13.9, a hundredth faster than his heats time. Alpha behavior. 

Constantly flexes on other clubs during warmup by absolutely SPRINTING 

He gets kicked in the face very very often for that reason exactly

For some reason he and Tommy always end up in opposite relays?? Like Jack’ll be DSSC A and Tommy’ll be DSSC B its weird

[bibatbrat]

Vox Machina Episode 14

My Husband Has Arrived

Ashley on this thumbnail is SO fucking hot oh my god 🥵

Vax and Percy trying to talk about the Horn without talking about the Horn (bc Kima is there)... they are so fucking stupid, god bless.

Allura’s wishbone doorknocker is so fucking cool damn

Aww she’s so happy to see them 💜

Kima taking the time to clean and polish the shitty armor she had to steal from a corpse bc her girlfriend’s gonna see her!!!

Matt Mercer said These Are Some Lesbians Do You Read Me

ALLIE!!!!!!! 🥺

Ah, yes, the classic DnD friendship between the party and an NPC: the party steals something valuable from the NPC and then they are friends

Pike is also a little in love with Allura... she just has a chokehold on the Divine Casting WLW market

Allura said, “hey, remember how you guys are literally part of the government??”

Vox Machina said, “hey, remember how the emperor has a habit of getting mind-controlled so maybe we don’t want to show up with the possessed Horn of Orcus...?”

"I think we should trust people :)” - quotes Percy will look back on like ten episodes from now with scorn

Oh my god Allura fuckin’ hates the Wildemount people lmaoooo

Wow... look at them taking notes... writing shit down... *wistful DM sigh*

Tofor is kind of a bitch but her being mean to Tiberius makes me like her :)

lmaoooooo the way Matt just casually tosses in “Lord and Lady Briarwood” as a fucking aside before the big meeting... bye, Percy

Vax having to be the one who talks because Sam isn’t there to be Scanlan, Laura is phoning in so Vex is kind of AFK, and Percy has completely dissociated 😬

Kima having to do the exact same “I know these assholes are kind of untrustworthy but you’re gonna have to trust them” talk with the Council that Allura did with the party... queens of being diplomats

.... oooohhhh Goldbrand would’ve given that fucking Horn to the Briarwoods 😦

Someone finally pointing out that it’s equally likely that VM gets corrupted by the Horn as it is anyone else lmao

Seeker Assum said ;)

Matt making Tofor absolutely fucking shredded and a foot taller than Tiberius.... praxis

Percy trying to jump the Sovereign after the meeting lmaoo

God, Percy babbling when he’s nervous is such a good character thing.  This man’s brain truly blue-screened.

“I would feel much better if we go to Gilmore’s” asdaddasd Percy stress shops canon confirmed

Vax said time for a quick religious crisis

oh my god and kima said do you want to come to bible study??

He thinks the solution is to ask Pike and Kima to talk to the gods for him and tell them to do their fucking jobs lmaoo

“SO YOU’RE SAYIN THERE’S A CHANCE”

Oh my god Allura and Grog talking about Kima

Keyleth just wants to go see museums and get some damn culture and everyone else just wants to go see their magic gay buddy

God Gilmore’s is cool 😍

Vax looking for Gilmore the minute he steps in the store and being so fucking sad when it doesn’t look like he’s around

Vex versus Gilmore is always fucking wild

Sherri hates their asses so much 😭

Grog asking if they make fucking love potions

God Sherri is so fucking funny.  “I don’t like you.”

“Do you have anything to make Grog smarter?” “Fuck off”

Oh he does want crayons tho

They’re so dumb, they’re haggling for all of this but they completely forgot about going back to Kraghammer to get their fucking money

Aww, Pike volunteering to give up the dragon tooth necklace she got for slaying the fucking dragon

Grog had so much fucking platinum oh my gooooooood

ngl Gilmore puts up w far too much of their shit lmao

Aw but Vex feeling uncomfortable after all the haggling and just going outside to be with Trinket

[kittycatblast]

whoa wtf hhahaha “femboy hooters?” that’s so fucking crazy that’s wild that’s mad funny bro lmaoooooo, crazy stuff, insane, by the way have you ever stuck your hands in a bandsaw

[hoe-imaginess]

replies

a lot wowwie

I’m okay! Trying to catch up with life while I get ready to go back to school, trying to find work, trying to stay healthy and happy!

@fckmeroger-ina THANK YOU!!!

for the record like 8 years ago I was the biggest Queen stan I remember scouring the internet for Queen fanfiction and there was none so I had to write my own I was all alone and now… Queen hoes everywhere… 2011 me is screaming. Fck me too Roger  

Oh god I didn’t even see this I’ll write it and get it out tomorrow!

You’re very welcome!! Post-partum issues are very difficult and I’ve seen it first-hand. I know it might make those sort of headcanons angstier than people expect them or want them to be but it’s reality! And I think it’s interesting to write how our favs would handle very real situations like that. I appreciate this message <3

Message me privately and I can tell you more! In general, it’s a fun way to get a few bucks, and if you have time for it I would definitely do it! Just make sure you’re specific with your rules and emphasize them so there’s no miscommunication 

OKay honestly his height doesn’t make sense no way he’s as short as the data books list him. 5′9? Excuse me? Have you seen how tall he and Hashi are next to Minato? Hashi and Tobi are almost the same height and Hashi is 6 feet+??? It’s not adding up here. What IS the truth. 

See this is why Madara likes the data book stats

LMAO depends on the situation. He would either think “that’s what you get” or he would have an existential crisis about it. No in between.

THE TRUTH!!! Don’t make me write a fic about it, I been wanting to…

what episode of the Twilight Zone are you living in just wondering

Hmmm I like so many. Enemy to lovers, arranged marriage, reluctant co-workers/partners, SO MANY 

I don’t think it’ll make much of a difference tbh he would probably think that he could see them in his dream after his plan is done

honestly I’m tryna work up the motivation to post the next few chapters I fuckin loveeee fwb tropes

Thank you so much!!!!!

very… interesting

Hmmm probably. Bnha is good about backstories for their villains, but Overhaul also may just be one of those inherently bad guys? Probably has a lot to do with his quirk, too. I get his sense of past trauma via his quirk 

thank you ahhhh <3

And Tobirama tries not to play favorites but he can’t help it ok because his nice daughter just makes his day and his defiant daughter makes him want to tear his hair out 

thank you so muchhhhh I’m happy it’s finally over because I loved it and hated it. But I do love that you guys loved it <3

it is known

I think I have a few more in my inbox yes!

He definitely wouldn’t. So you have to have a solo date with that thicc dick sorry

BOTH NAILED IT

LMAOOOOOO I love this so much ily

both true 

She doesn’t understand my obsession with Tobirama she’s a Minato hoe. A Minahoe, if you will 

This!!!!!!

Honestly I have horrible writer’s block and not many ways to get around it. I usually go back to stuff I’ve written that I actually like (personal stuff and not really stuff I post) and it motivates me to do more?

Shisui is like… dating the job. But yeah Tobirama is married and has 3 kids with the job 

It’s disgusting right I love it <3

I think he definitely is! He’s very devoted to his life as a shinobi and to the village. He just gives me those vibes

I love vampire Uchiha ok one of my favorite AUs

Honestly it overflows

Hmmmmm All Might for sure (not like he has trouble getting it up but he can’t have sex for too long) and Itachi?? Possibly. He can’t really get kinky or hot and wild. It’s too much on his condition to work himself up too much

He for sure on that Gaara shit BUT he does get a lil out of hand ngl 

(hahaha out of hand I’m so fucking FUNNY)

(actually it’s really sad if you think about it)

hey sorry for the late reply!!! Unfortunately I don’t promote OCs on this blog for the purpose of keeping my stories and fics pretty vague and up for audience interpretation. Some other blogs might be able to help you out though! And I know there are a lot of Kakashi-specific imagines blogs out there!

idk what this means. but I agree

<3 <3 <3

thank you I’ll be there and say a few words 

we love subtle savage Hashi…

i HOPE IT DID!!!!

ty ty ty <3 well it was finished so I hope you liked it!

I will take fries with that uchiha shake

Don’t ever send me something like this agAIN

MADARA IS FRANK ALREADY I HATE IT

BUT Hashirama is Charlie for sure and Tobirama is Dennis THE SERIAL KILLER PART HAHA. A mix of Dee and Dennis AND Mac tbh

this is why all Uchiha are uncut the penis match the outfit 

He really… REALLY does 

Wow I can’t believe myself either 

Honestly Tobirama being good with kids is a BIG mood and canon you can’t tell me otherwise

Im sorry ): is it that you click the link and it doesn’t work? Or that you can’t see it?

They definitely aren’t shhhh don’t tell them

I don’t know how to take this and respond so just know this is wild and I understand 

this is the TRUTH 

Tobirama did what he had to do… but… you still right 

I have some Tobirama, Hashirama, Madara (so yeah lol) and I also get a few Bleach every once in a while, HxH, and occasionally bnha!

LOL this would be funny 

Lmaoooo this would be a mess tbh 

Ima keep it real with you I didn’t understand this 100% but I think I get what you’re saying and I agree yes 

Weren’t they like??? 10?? Maybe??

Honestly the founders timeline is REALLY REALLY messed up thanks Kishi

I wouldn’t doubt that Hashi and Tobi were a year apart, maybe two years at the most. And yeah I can see the fight at the Valley happening in their 30s

Lmao I don’t know anything about Dragon Ball I was just talking about the hair

[shitsha]

can u....tell us more about the pet rock squad...I’m love them

anon!!!!!!!!! here is a quick cin and dia and im gonna unhinge under the cut!!

ok now that youre here im so glad u care about my human au ;w; i really appreciate it! :*

so basically the diamonds are sibling and they own a family pet store/animal sanctuary type thing, like they house abandoned pets people can’t take care of anymore and sell pets and stuff! rutile wants to apply to vet school so now they are building exprience working at the pet rock rn! 

uhhhhh i included cin bc i like them :( thats it.....but cin and dia were roommates back in college dayz lol

so here is the run down of the whole pet rock inc.

dia: the only one that actually work WORK there lmao they feed the pups human food when bort isnt looking. they prefer to work with mammals and aquatic animals. dia is every animals’ fav human, they all like them even the goldfish follow them around in their tank! they say sorry to feeder animals before feeding them predator type pets :( hide potty mishaps so rutile and bort wouldnt discipline the dogs :(

yellow: they just fuck around in the shop lmaoooooo hooked up their switch at the fish room so they can play spaltoon in front of the fishes......great bonding exercise......so naturally they are the one that maintains water quality and what not. REFUSES to go into the bug room. Resident run away pet catcher. Also yellow is the one that brings stray back to the store bc ,again, they are fast and is able to chase down animals lmao has a hedgehog of their own.

bort: med student spends all their free time at the pet store. A scholar type animal handler lmao like read up on dog psychology type. The only one that actively tries to re-house all the abandoned animals bc dia and yellow gets too attached :( not that they dont like them, they just want the animals to have better quality of life ya know. Also the one that does euthanization when it is necessary :(

rutile!!: the most knowledgeable out of the bunch lol! the only pet of their own is like a shit ton of leeches (housing accident) feed the babies their own blood and cow liver to the bigger one. Also dia pays them good money don’t worry! the only that can rehabilitate wild animals at the shop. LOVES exotic animals esp the hairless ones, tried breeding sharks behind everyone’s back once. They like to upsell the pets? dia doesn’t agree but doesn’t want to argue, yellow thinks it is funny and chimes in from time to time and bort doesn’t care lol 

[trashlie]

talking to casey about our roleplaying histories and GOD i am forever FOREVER MAD we cannot go back and reread anything on invisionfree because they PURGED EVERYTHING and who the heck was ever on invisionfree anymore to check and salvage everything I’M SO DEVASTATED like lmaoooooo

i’ve been telling her a little about some of my characters and what hot messes they were full of TERRIBLE DECISIONS AND BAD CHOICES and i wish i had the brain space or focus or capacity to sit down and write anymore because I MISS THEM I miss Ophelia my favorite little gremlin I miss November and every one of her bad choices and the au where she definitely ended up with the town druggie i miss Julius who took in the baby mama of the town druggie LMAOOOO I miss my most dramatic and angsty Shashi who refused to ever be vulnerable so help her god I miss dad Kareem and his gaggle of best friends aka his children who he could NOT take grocery shopping without losing his whole goddamn mind and had to fight them daily to not adopt alpacas lmao and Sunhee getting into shenanigans with Dalia and feuding with other vocalists FUCKING WINNIE AND HUNTER?! THE ABSOLUTEL SHENANIGANS? GOD the rich shits were ALWAYS so weird SO WEIRD Kipper that sad little meow meow before i knew what that was lmao GOD

my friends! were so funny! and creative! and clever! and everyone was always down for chaos and whatever just the zanier it was the better!!!!!!! what was rp for if not to write THE MOST off the walls shit lmao if not to put your characters through the weirdest chaos and form bonds lmao GOD 

good times wild times 

[cow3survivor]

Ep. 4: “Trying To Cover Ur Murderous Tracks” - Jones

JENNET 

nash isnt on my tribe but i cant help but feel bad for them :((( the last two days that we were together as old calumma i actually started to connect with them. they will be missed 💔

(a little later)

why am i obsessed with ethan ? *insert meme of that tiktoker just standing there*

(after building a bamboo bed)

super nervous for immunity, if we end up losing i think i might try to push for pennino bc he pissed me off the other night saying he wouldnt be available for the comp and literally SITTING THERE watching us do the comp... i really like sam and ethan (tbh more than i like lindsay and jabari) but thats only bc of how much we communicate with each other idk i do know lindsay wants to push for pennino too bc she was annoyed it too so maybe let her do all the pushing and if it backfires, just push for her to go😳

JESSICA

No song 4 today Last round we voted out Nash. That was not my ideal choice (I wanted Nicole to go) but Pete was paranoid Nicole may have an idol, that Nicole/Mikey/Nash were secretly working together, or just that something might go down. He also trusts Nicole for reasons unknown. I didn't love leaving Mikey in the dark (I think that really only helped Pete, not me) but I was nervous that if I pushed Nicole too hard as the vote, Pete would vote Mikey and then that was really the worst case scenario. If we lose this round, I am voting Nicole no question. She asked me what happened after the vote + if we could talk which I thought was great! I sent her an explanation that basically said I didn't trust Nash because they did not talk to me, I was worried OG Calumma was still a thing, and I didn't trust Nicole because she didn't start talking to me until after we lost + she left me on read a lot. And what does she do right after I sent that? Leave me on read again! I was excited to work with her when we first swapped but I don't see that happening at all now. The nice thing is because Pete lied to her, Mikey and Nicole voted each other, AND Lovelis was already initially down to vote Nicole, I'm hoping if we lose the vote is really easy. I also don't think Nicole has the idol because.... ...I found it! Okay, no I didn't. I did find a ruby though. I think that in each quadrant of the adventure, there is a gem and the four gemstones combined will make an idol. I already have 1, I have a good idea of where it could be in the north, and most importantly I am pretty sure Nicole has no advantages. I think if she had an idol, she might have played it last round, but my guess is that there is only one idol in the game and no one has it yet. However right now I'm not sharing this information with anyone. I hope that if we lose, Pete votes for Mikey out of paranoia (and that Nicole does as well) which means moving forward, Mikey really only has me and that's an alliance I can keep long term. I do also think that we are potentially swapping after this OR we will do a double tribal after this and swap then. I do not want us to lose twice because that's when things get tricky but if we do, I think I will be set up well enough that no one is coming for me.

PETE 

so my og Brookesia alliance of jessica and lovelis (plus me) they want to vote out Nicole but i reeeeaaally don’t wanna do that. Nicole and I had this talk of moving on from our past so if I just vote her out first chance I get that’d just be a huge dick move. They for some reason believe Mikey which I honestly don’t, I think he may be a little weasel. Nash doesn’t talk to me at all, so i’m hoping maybe I can shift the vote onto Nash by scaring them with the thought of Nicole having and idol

(after dropping his rice into the sand)

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH IDIDIT I DID IT IDIDIT literally i have THE biggest fucking knot in my stomach i was SO fUcking NERVOUS this is so fuckignw crazy i cant skdjdbxsjkdb i’ve NEVER been in control of a vote before like everything i told someone to do they did like i’m not gonna get all like egotistical and all that but like sjkdsxkdbsjjdjxjdkdb ive never been in this position before it’s wild i’m usually like the mikey. like i’m just there, hoping people include me but kinda just scraping by until they decide it’s my turn to leave and NOW!!!! I JUST BLINDSIDED SOMEBODYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

JENNET

trying really hard to do this comp and my arthritis is making my hands spasm :(( powering thru and hopefully we dont go to tribal. if we do im afraid that im going to be voted out :((

JABARI

So i scored for the tribe which is great but then we tie and there is tower of hanoi. Lets just say ill never play that game again but I swear im not giving up no sir....they said they wouldnt boot me because of it but ima make sure of it.

JENNET 

in love with ethan hes the best person in the world

(after staring at Ethan)

really sucks going to tribal council and i know i let my team down so now im trying to find a way- SOME WAY to remind them that old calumma wanted to go after pennino next and to hopefully keep ethan out of the fire. sam approached me about an alliance with him and ethan and tbf idc what anybody calls me or what they think but im honestly closer to the too of them than to anybody on the tribe- closer to ethan than i was to jake even😳

LINDSAY

https://drive.google.com/file/d/12YzvXBooOu3lndrE99YopPOcO4VEAYYB/view?usp=drivesdk lmk if this works also fun fact i just tried to open the camera on the computer im borrowing and the computer bluescreened lol i hate it here

SAM

https://youtu.be/M4E00bmBj0A

PETE

The way this game is going Id say that I’m probably closest with Jessica just because we’ve been talking since the start, she’s really nice & enthusiastic, and we’ve agreed so far on the things that need to happen so we share a lot of information with each other. Lovelis is a little bit of a wild card because he never really talks that much so I’m going to try to bond with him more so that he doesn’t feel like just another number.

LOVELIS

Who knew we’d pull out a win with flash games! Maybe we need to stop shitting on then and start praying for more of them to pop up here LMAO. So glad I can just have this day to speak to people a bit more and just relax a little - I feel like me Jess and Pete are in a comfortable position within this tribe so I’m praying for no more funny business with another premerge swap but I’m tryna stay on my toes!

ETHAN

Ok so tribal time: I am in a minority position right now and it is looking sketchy. I feel like I am going because of how Jabari and Jennet have not talked to me at all today and instead have ghosted me. I have something, but not sure if I want to play it. Do I trust people, or do I just full send and blow it up? Time shall tell

JESSICA 

Yay we won immunity! I love getting my Dolphin Olympics redemption arc, it's been 6 years in the making.

PENNINO

Now, it's 4 hours before the first tribal as Furcifer, and I think that us from OG Calumma will go and do a Pagong to Ethan and Sam. Since Ethan was a beast in  the comps, and we want to keep tribal lines, that puts Sam up for the chopping block. As for Nash leaving, no surprise. Honestly, I feel pretty safe and now i'm just waiting for another swap.

MADISON

I don't know how I've survived four rounds but here we are. I think I've legit gotten the lowest score in the past 2 challenges but everyone else is a beast so I get to stay safe for another round. The downside to being safe so long is that there isn't really a lot of gameplay happening over on Planet Brookesia and some of us might be a little bit too comfy so that when swap time comes or we lose the next challenge, it'll be scramble city to figure something out.

JAKE

https://youtu.be/Hz-Ix0ZeQ7E y'all when I tell you i'm manic just thinking about crazy fringe theories related to this game lmaoooooo

JONES

ok bet lets get strategic:tm: i feel like a lot of my confessionals are rlly like ,, , , ,me just talking ab "wow i rlly like this person, not this person so and so and whatnot" and i haven't rlly gotten to bare bones like ,, what i'm thinking ab game wise ? for starters - i think i'm in a rlly good spot surprisingly? LIKE don't get me wrong its fking dangerous being in a 4-2 but i think i'm set up super super well? i'm officially working with all of Daisy, Sammy, Shane, and Jake, and am in an alliance w everyone of those people besides Sammy. but sammy has vouched saying that he does want to work w me and has my back and i don't have like,, any reason to doubt that rn ? unfortunately the only way to rlly like ,, ,, have everyone prove their trust to me is by going to tribal aldksfjasdlfj but i dont rlly see a reason for them to like ,, , lie to me ? esp when we haven't gone to tribal? i don't see the point in marinating someone this isn't among us and ur trying to cover ur murderous tracks,,, but ya ? i'm in a good spot. i think based on my alliances and allies and whatnot, and i've stated this already so this isn't rlly a surprise, but madison would probs be the target if we'd have to go to tribal. and Jake has stated to me too that he hasn't rlly talked to madison that much either so it doesn't seem like an uncommon thought process. after the challenge tiebreaker yesterday , the newly formed ALLEANCHE! kind of came together as the 4 most active people on the tribe so it SEEMS like it would be madison AND sammy getting targetted and , ,, , sammy going for me isn't rlly cash money bc if sammy DOES have my back then that's me losing one of MY allies,, but i don't think we're going to enough tribals before another swap for that to actually be a thing ? so hopefully if we do go to tribal it'd be madison and not sammy, but i think i, if not i then maybe jake LOL, can make a good case for madison to go over sammy. speaking of jake i have a rlly bad gut feeling that i'm gonna have to think ab cutting him soon - or at least before merge. i've kinda been letting him take the reigns since preswap to make him kind of look like a leader ish ? so i'm rlly hoping that like ,, , hypothetically speaking. lets say i'm AGAIN put on another tribe w jake (bc lbr we're swapping again),, and lets say hypothetically they wanna split up the supposed "duo" of myself and jake,,, whos the smarter person to take out - the leader whos kinda been calling the shots and making the alliances since round 1, or the person whos proven themself to be reliable and to keep their team safe and be able to go to bat for their team ? idk IDK that's just me but i definitely think like ,, in terms of a building threat level i think jake is definitely the easier target asldkfjasd which is UNFORTUNATE like i LOVE JAKE but i feel like if it comes to me and jake and jake is putting me in DANGER then , ,, well,, :( i gotta do what i gotta DO i'm pawned as old reliable for a reason :katenails: but ya uhm,,, shane/daisy/jake/i were talking on call after the tiebreaker ab what could happen and we all basically agreed theres no way in hell that there ISN'T another swap on the horizon or at least like,, a twist or something. u can't just swap at 18 on a 20 person cast and just expect us to sit like lil ducks on sunday brunch, if anything we're probs gonna swap at like ,, , , , 15? OR hosts are cracked and swap us NEXT ROUND bc they're sadistic. but ya there's def another swap it rlly just depends on when and whos there to experience it - i.e whether or not i'm gonna have security from my allies or not ya feel? i feel. also there's definitely probs like ,, , ,a double tribal. or smth. or like, smth crazy and dumb and stupid that i don't have the brain capacity to rlly comprehend. but ya hope i win this was a good strategy talk #fruciferandcallumathrowchallenge

NICOLE

Hello!!! Nash went home and I'm sad so I am PROTESTING confessionals! You won't know anything that is happening with me! Nothing! (Just kidding nothing happened this round, everyone ignored me and then we won immunity so they had no need to)

SHANE

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1TxoVh69i2GPA-agNAfyW0G-Bu07weXyZ?usp=sharing

SAMMY

so I had to write a paper and I'm rushing to get this in...blinks...whats new anyways I have been so off in like the idol hunting and I have felt so detached from this game since I have only been to tribal once? but I think the people in danger would be like Madison or Jake? they have both been brought up to me by daisy...and in all seriousness I would be fine with that? I honestly really am only prioritizing Jones and Daisy in this tribe. I feel fine with my position in this game and I even got a point from the flash games. Luckily Daisy won for us in the tiebreaker and we were able to barely escape tribal. I really do hope I can continue to avoid tribal so that I can get as far into this to make it to the more individual stage of this game.

DAISY

https://youtu.be/3kCYnxDIdQY

TRIBAL COUNCIL

[tokyobara]

I've been really sick for the past few weeks like not being able to hold down a meal sick and getting the shakes and sweating uncontrollably, when I went back to Canada my doctor told me it was just an ear infection without really checking it out and he gave me some antibiotics but they haven't really worked I guess, I noticed something was wrong with me back in around maybe April or so and I always thought it was just allergies but I'm not so sure anymore, whenever I come back here I get super ill

its partially why I tried to kill myself a few weeks ago, I quit drinking but I started up again when me and Justin met up the other day (absolutely not his fault) and I've been so scared I haven't been able to stop cause the comedown with me is wild cause I'm an alcoholic, I haven't even been going out or partying I've just been like staying home since being back and trying to work out and planning on going to AA meetings with this buddy of mine Ryan, he came to visit me the other day and I was so weak I couldn't even get out of bed

I've been having seizures or something close to them recently too but I can't even go to the hospital here I'm sorry I'm sorry for everything I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry, especially to you T, you're my brother my bestfriend I always just wanted to make you proud

you've all done so much for me I'm sorry I'm a headcase I'm sorry I've always been like this I'm sorry for everything you're all the bestfriends I could ever have

all day ive been shouting out, praying asking for any deity to help me to get me out of this to help me be clean to help me live to be sober to be straightedge like Gary

I'm dying it sucks it's not fun I used to think it'd be cool but it's really scary actually, don't let them bury me in canada, if you can, get heart shaped lockets put my ashes in there and spread them between you guys and my brother Paul and sister Stephanie with an inscription from Daul Kim.

she's my biggest inspiration I don't tell alot of people this but she is, she's actually part of the reason me and Raeza broke up cause she got jealous when I mentioned her once cause she could hear my enthusiasm I guess

"oh i was into vampire yakuza gore 80's futuristic neo classical romanticism" - Daul Kim

"uhmmm  this is very personal.    eversince i was like born etimes i'll sleep 20 hrs and sometimes i wont sleep for days and days and days. (my friends call this vicious cycle)  i always get the "middle of the night voodoo dreams" which practically my roomates told me that id scream/choke in the middle of the night. and i talk about some weird shit or swear like mad crazy  but i dont remember anything except for certain scenes in my  "dream" or themes or colour   but then in my dreams i see this... magnificiant ... so groggyy and twisted and scary to the point that its dizzy and beautiful visions which truely deeply inspires me and gives me this spin in the head the slight taste of euphoria and ultimate rawness  so thank you whoever voodooing me  pain is love. - Daul Kim"

i wish you all feel good about yourself and just think happy and listen to 80's music and smile and 'dance-walk' like boy george. - Daul Kim

I really think we're the same person, I've never felt such a strong connection to anyone else ever in my life,

http://feb14th1988.tumblr.com/post/79821805656/i-was-reading-daul-kims-blog-and-seeing

At that moment I've never felt something so intense or like profound I don't know the word to describe it ever before it was like magic lmao I know that sounds wild gay but still, I dunno if heaven or hell or whatever exists but I hope we get to meet and hangout, I don't even really know if I want us to be lovers, it'd just be cool if we could hang out and maybe hold hands and cuddle while watching movies together all the time but maybe kissing and whatever else leads in from that would be okay

I can't stop crying I love you guys so much you don't even know.. I was listening to animay ni koshite earlier and Tim D's verse is so funny, you even mentioned Tekashi, we've been on the next shit forever we're really all the greatest and originators of everything

I'm really sad but I'm happy at the same time that I got to share this with you guys

I can't stop shaking or twitching and I've been like throwing up and spitting blood, life and death is scary but it's been a wild ride, I'm trying to embrace it by watching clips of true detective and Rust, I always watch the first season when I get home from a party or whatever and I'm hungover, I think it's really cool that our tattoos kinda look the same from a distance, I know I'm a model and into fashion and blah blah but I've always just really wanted to be a detective cause I'm psycho and like learning about murder or whatever. Read Dauls blog whenever you have the time http://carpediemdaul.tumblr.com (well okay that's actually just a repost or whatever) but it's how I learned about her, she really was a cool person, remember me from this http://feb14th1988.tumblr.com, that's the truest and most vulnerable I've ever been maybe possibly anywhere and not from this stupid dumb alcohol infused monster I've become over the past two years Also also my favourite song is Worlock by Skinny Puppy, that shit knocks lmaoooooo 

https://youtu.be/BJDQbRkqroc

I'm not even trying to kill myself, I've learned I'm too much of a pussy for that, im just really sick, tell the world I said suck my fucking dick