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Evil one-eyed Legolas and grumpy grandma
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I will not sit here while people write Merthur as a soft, affectionate couple!
This is them
#they do have soft moments#but their love language is hitting and insults#bbc merlin#the adventures of merlin#merlin#merthur#bbc arthur#merlin x arthur#merlin emrys#merlin bbc#they are assholes#do not forget#they love each other#but they will not hesitate to hit each other
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Me: *Doing my school work in peace*
Cat: Hey, hey, do you know what this needs?
Me: please dont
Cat: ME AGGRESSIVELY GROOMING MYSELF IN YOUR EAR *HACK LICK SLURP*
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why are all your concerts 18+ it makes no sense considering your main audience is gay teenagers
next question plea se
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the funny thing is..
bullying just goes so unnoticed in the harry potter community until it's an unliked character.
draco? he's called hermione a mudblood, but it's okay! he's sexy!
james? he harassed and bullied + assaulted severus and probably many other slytherins, but it's fine! he's hot and has a good storyline!
sirius? he helped bully and assault severus, but it's alright! it's for the lore! he's hot!
lucius malfoy? he tortured kids, tried to kill multiple people and children and is literally the epitome of a blood racist, but it's fine! he's a great father and sexy!
snape? he bullied kids and was mean to harry, that is NOT okay! he's ugly and a bad guy! he didn't do anything for the storyline! fuck snape! he's an asshole! snape has done nothing well for any of the books and he should go unlooked because he's a mistake!
anyone who has this mindset can go see the door :3.
#pro severus snape#severus snape#pro snape#anti james potter#anti marauders#fuck james potter#fuck sirius black#they are assholes#you guys cant get that through your thick skulls#love ya bye
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wwdits fans are delusional sometimes, saw someone try to make a friendship edit of two of the main gang as if they do not hate eachother, they are no cute and gay!! theyre purely shits and giggles
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I can't keep having the same conversations about love languages, mbti, iq, bmi, "brain fully formed at 25" and shit over and over again...
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Seeing a cyber truck in person is truly a bonding experience. Someone parked one of those monstrosities in a no parking zone at work and me and my coworkers gathered like this
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if you're trying to get into the head of your story's antagonist, try writing an "Am I the Asshole" reddit post from their perspective, explaining their problems and their plans for solving them. Let the voice and logic come through.
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This is why I read the reddit comments
#on like one of those am I the asshole update subs. I fucking love those#this one was swill tho comment op is right#art philosophy tag
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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
#eleanor shellstrop#you know i was thinking about how we hold female characters to such high standards#and severely criticize bitchy female characters while praising asshole male characters#and then i remembered eleanor and realized that she is the perfect example of how to write an asshole woman that the audience likes#the worse she is the more i'm drawn to her (and honestly same for tahani)#we need more cringe-fail women who nobody likes (for good reason)#the good place#female characters#writing women#girl failure#girl loser#she's so mean#i love her#my favorite#fucking asshole#iconic#the good place eleanor#tgp#tgp eleanor#kristen bell
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Tell me you know nothing about history without telling me you know nothing about history
#'turned him gay'#newsflash asshole he's been gay (bi rather) the entire time!#alexander the great#history#to clarify this is a reaction to the tweet#I don't know anything about the documentary itself or how accurate it is
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Revelations - Little peek at a longer continuation to my Stan & Bill accidental internet buddies comic!
After the reveal, Stan initially doesn't want to tell Ford his (former) internet best friend was Bill Cipher, because he doesn't want him to worry. Stan later doesn't want to tell Ford because he (and Bill) would rather die.
#Stan: I blocked him on everything! Because he was an asshole!!!#Ford: Isn't that what you liked about him??#Stan: uhhhhhh... he was also a... bigot...! And definitely NOT someone you know!!#This is so dumb im so sorry#gravity falls#fan art#Stanley Pines#Stanford Pines#Bill Cipher#The Duchess Approves#Stan Pines#Grunkle Stan#Ford Pines#Grunkle Ford#Comic#Gravity falls comic#Fanart#GF fanart#post canon#sea grunks#Past Billford#The BillStan Fanfiction Buddies AU ...i guess!#artists on tumblr#My art
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thought that one Alastor scene would look cool in comic lettering, so i drew this
#i almost can't believe it's only my first time drawing adam#despite him being one of my fav character#he's such an asshole i love him your honor#the last panel is really a 2 seconds before disaster kinda thing aiugzhekjiu#hazbin hotel spoilers#hazbin hotel#alastor#adam#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel adam#comic#myart
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So my bike was stolen from our garage last night. My beloved, custom, carbon fiber, most-expensive-thing-I-own-aside-from-my-car bike. I just found it listed on FB marketplace. Shit is about to go down.
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