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ticklishthoughts1 · 7 months ago

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The flustered ler mood is flustered ler mooding harder than I was previously prepared for it to do. Someone get over here so I can listen to you giggle away everything bad in the world for hours, and mutter how cute you are, disregarding the blush on my face, thanks. Just wanna make you happy, giggles.

#tickle thoughts #sfw tickle community #ler mood #flustered ler is CRAZY #I wanna tickle cuddle someone #for I don’t know #forever seems like a good start #there are certain people who caused this #they all know DAMN WELL who tf they are #and to them I say: fuck off and laugh for me #yes both at the same time #figure it the fuck out

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hana-bobo-finch · 7 days ago

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Shoutout to this draft I made a couple hours ago when I suddenly had an epiphany for how I could fix a part of my story and I was so excited that the only way I could express it is to write whatever this is but I couldn’t post it because I didn’t have internet

also it got marked as mature for some reason

#mood honestly #OHHH OHH. WA #there is pure happiness behind those words #I don’t know if I’ll keep the idea that I came up with but it’s so much better than what I had before #ties up loose ends while also keeping it vague like I wanted mmmm #and the ending isn’t super depressing now!!! sort of!!!#it is Not final so I won’t yap about it just yet but #I think I might be able to give gourdie a somewhat happy ending….that is all I wanted…..yes…..#cause like damn at first she was just miserable by the end with no happiness in sight. which didn’t really match the rest of the story #cause it’s more so lighthearted even when there’s like. death and stuff #like. bad shit happens but it’s not an emotionally charged angsty story #if people do find it sad despite the jokey tone then all the better because that means I can have my cake and eat it too #but my point is simply that Gourdie’s ending did NOT match up with anything else #she was just left completely depressed by the end #BUT I CAN FIX IT. I THINK. STILL WORKINH IT OUT IN MY MIND #TRYING TO MAKE SURE IT WOULDNT RETCON ANYTHING PREVIOUSLY ESTABLISHED #perhaps it makes the ending a bit less impactful but who tf thinks I’m going for impact!!!#gourdie gets to mysteriously disappear too. as a treat.#and it also plugs that plot hole…yes….good…..#I’m just rambling at this point hey guys how ya doin #pdbc #not a pikmin post #more pdbc posts are coming cause I spent like 4 hours today writing #by that I mean like. 4 hours of just trying to fix the ending. but I kinda did it soooo #point is I rarely have scripts for certain sections and I now have a script for a sliver of a section so that’s a win #this is a huge wall of text uhhhh #I’ve been yapping about pdbc an unhealthy amount lately and I’ll never stop #my friend wants to know the lore as well so I’ll have to find a way to explain it all to her #< it’ll be easier for her to understand actually cause of reasons #anyway I’ll shut up now bye bye

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butwhatifidothis · 16 days ago

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(regarding the Fort Merceus scene)

"Claude doesn't know as much about the Seiros faith because he's an outsider" thanks for ignoring the entire point of Claude's route just to insist he doesn't grow as a character

Ohhh wait, no, it's not that he's not knowledgeable, it's just him definitely lying! Because disagreements? Regarding tenets of a religion? Impossible! Claude must be feigning ignorance and lying because that's all he does as a character! He's tricking the diligent Lorenz into thinking things that aren't true, because Church Bad and Claude would never tell the truth!

#sorry saw this take and HAD to poke fun at it because what was the game plan here for Claude #if it's so obvious it's a lie and everyone would KNOW it's a lie then NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE HIM LMAO #literally there'd be no point in lying. might as well also say that grass is purple at that point #also tf would Lorenz ''I only pray to look good to commoners'' Hellman Gloucester actually know about the faith #like he literally says he ISN'T a devout believer. like. he says that damn near verbatim. he is not a devoted follower #so he's not some all-knowing expert on the faith or anything #like Garreg Mach literally does trade with foreign nations and lets in foreign students so he can't be THAT correct lmao #and the fact that Claude bringing this up isn't immediately met with. the fucking ''actually it literally does'' thing from Hopes like BRUH #WAIT #WHY WOULDN'T LITERALLY E V E R Y O N E BRING UP THE SUPPOSED PROHIBITIONS TO OUTSIDE CONTACT SHIT THE CHURCH ''DOES''#IF WHAT CLAUDE SAYS HERE IS APPARENTLY FULL OF SHIT??? can we use our thinking caps FOR ONCE regarding Claude i am BEGGING #he GIGA couldn't get away with the ''lie'' if that shit from Hopes actually existed like come ON now people what are we doing #also you know who IS an ACTUALLY devout believer who DOESN'T call out Claude and straight up tells LORENZ to stfu? Judith #so there's that too #and Marianne! she says nothing about this being contradictory either and she's WAY more faithful than Lorenz is #these people want Claude to be a one-dimensional liar who never grows as a character SO BAD

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calikocretin · 7 months ago

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decided to show my concept art of the 7 sin designs im working on as of lately!! here's the sin of wrath, rethicus!! [thanks to my boy @bbq-ishere for the assistance with the colours]

tho im still working on the colours [particularly the colours of the clothes]

clothed vers:

unclothed vers

a few extras here and there some initial concept before i settled with the final design

HE LOOKS FUCKING SCARY HERE ISTG

#digital art #traditional art #fools abominations #concept art #hes actually a big cat #just a really angry one #he refuses that he is but we all know damn well he is #he also has the HEAVIEST footsteps known to mankind #he has a husband? thats crazy i wonder who that is #“but gen if hes married where tf is his ring” its on his tail bozo1!!

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cedarw00div · 5 months ago

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I'm going to kill Queen Galfrey

#FUCK THAT BITCH AND FUCK HER COUSIN(literally)#no but seriously I'm getting annoyed by Lady Konomi and the royal court like #why make me have a royal council if I can't make my own decisions?#for context Lady Konomi said that Sosiel's decision for allowing Andorn to send weapons and not soldiers was a bad idea #because it went against what the queen wanted which.#womp fucking womp.#if Queen Galfrey has a problem she can say it to my fucking face #on top of that i know thaf she's going to send me to the abyss in act 4 and it's like. bitch. fuck you.#you think you can run this crusade better than me? nuh-uh #I've been a compotent leader from the start and NOW you wanna take over?#man FUCK you #i know damn well Lythe would go off on her ass if she could #probably tries to bite her too because i know galfrey would bring up Lythe's relationship with Daeran and how it's “inappropriate”#okay well not my fault a pretty aasimar boy who desperately needs brown contacts courted me with roses and an amulet #tf is you gonna do about it #sorry rant over but fuck queen galfrey all my homies hate queen galfrey #cedar rambles #pathfinder #pathfinder wotr #pathfinder wrath of the righteous #pf wotr #queen galfrey

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princekirijo · 1 year ago

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One of these days I'm gonna rant about the idea that the thieves' outfits represent "their idea of rebellion" and how I like interesting that concept is.

#idk i have like a lot of notes on this #its done well and not so well tbh depends on the character #overall it makes sense as an idea like i get it #but i hate the way they just say it once and then never bring it up again #also like if their idea of rebellion changes does that mean their appearance would change #is the outfit tied to the persona (example: akechi)#how tf does this work for morgana or is he just here #would this work for other persona users who enter the metaverse? what if the shadow ops rocked up would their look change?#for my own au i just went with yes because yippee more character designs but in canon would it work?#is their idea of rebellion tied to a specific palace? (i think yes for two characters in particular)#why tf did they execute ann's concept so poorly? (w*ifu wars thats why LMAO)#<- censored the word for self protection #idk i just remember morgana saying this once and then it was like yeah so this is how it is thats all :]#like damn thats a cool af concept can u perhaps EXPLAIN #this stuff makes me crazy because i love character design and also well im sure people know why

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conellu · 2 years ago

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So I'm playing through DRv3 and everytime something happens I message my friend and then have to explain extra lore and she generally is just like "aight bitch idc I can't read all of that, just send me some screens" but I still send the long thoughts anyway cause thats True Friendship

#okayokayokay heres what i think is going on #oh ok yeah she likes me #in utter turmoil rn over chapter 5 #i deadass be like #and her response is always like mhm yeah ok but who tf is shuichi #cause i generally only talk about kokichi cause i got damn f/o brain #which she ADORES cause despite not knowing fuck all bout the game she has a n attachment to him as well #but blah blah blah shes very nice to speak to about it #i COULD tell my brother but hes only watched the anime #might gift a guy sdr2 cause he played the first one #i just dont want him to be like or whatever cause he definitely wants us to be more

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fxckinemo · 15 days ago

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nvm i think i just miss having a family that actually cared about me

#just had a really bad breakdown bc i looked through my little sister's facebook again #very long breakthrough cut short my dad's side of the family basically doesn't acknowledge my existence anymore after he died #and I've just realized how utterly fucked up the whole circumstance surrounding that is #to put it short i was 16 and my dad died suddenly 16 hrs away from me and my grandma refused an autopsy so i still don't know why he died #nor did i get to say goodbye #and after Christmas that year basically everyone but my little sister stopped contacting me directly #and then she stopped texting me too #i know it's not my fault bc i was a child and i know damn well i did not do anything actually wrong in that time frame #and now I'm just angry for lil 16yo me because how the fuck could you all do that to a kid who just lost his dad like that #almost five years later and im only just realizing that it's not my fault they abandoned me #if i was like 20 at the time then yeah i would oh I could've reached out #but i was a fucking kid. and my whole word just crumbled around me. be so fucking fr.#omg i ignored my little cousin when he would call me bc i knew he would end up talking ab it fucking shoot me #again i was a kid how tf was i supposed to talk ab that with a younger kid when i didn't even really know what happened #i feel like they turned me into a ghost of my father and cast me aside #my only real comfort is knowing that he would agree with me about how fucked up this is

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frogmascquerade · 5 months ago

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Doctor who spoilers in the tags ! Empire of death

#doctor who spoilers #a little!#acting was 100/10 from everyone involved all around #fucking excellent. millie gibson crushed it in a big big way wowowowow #the dialogue still kinda bothers me lmaoooo god it just feels so ham fisted #just shoving the message of the episode down my throat like! where is the trust in the audience #there are a lot of nice 1 on 1 scenes though that are well written that i really liked #sometimes i wish they didnt like pull a sherlock #cause the doctor and ruby do a lot of figuring stuff out and planning off screen so they can reveal it in the moment #but idk i like to see hints earlier #let the audience have a couple clues into the plan yk #anyways #thats a small thing #i love the set design so much #but how tf did they switch outfits in that tiny ass tardis LOL it was #for once #not that much bigger on the inside #i like the reveal of rubys mother #and it was super interesting characterization for the doctor to want her to leave her be #its so... idk its so him lmfao. like so 13 so 11 in so many ways so i like that #plus maybe a bit of him wanting her to stay and travel with him? a little bit of selfishniss mr time lord 🤨#one thing i will say is that rtd should probably consult actual adopted people a little better before he writes a whole storyline about the #just a PERSONAL GRIPE i have #lmfao ALSO hello ms flood said the most clara oswald coded shit ive ever heard in my life this episode #rtd what are you doinggggg #tell meeeeee #also hang the fuck on. unit can search through dna samples from the future ????????????? am i hearing that correctly #i know they can make a damn time window so maybe pulling info from the future is like baby stuff #but that seems #really really wild

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cve-th3mvsic · 6 months ago

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WOAH??? WAIT??? HOLD UP

how do i forget that i used to have a girlfriend and then remember that i used to have a girlfriend and then still be shocked by the fact that i used to be dating someone. how am i still shocked about it? the fuck? like what is my brain???

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#general #how the hell do i forget something like that #dude. and she’s literally the reason why i now know i have a dimple too #LIKE HOW TF DID I NOT KNOW I HAD A DIMPLE?? ALL MY LIFE???#ME. THE ONE PERSON WHO SEES NY FACE EVERY DAMN DAY. HOW COULD I OF ALL PEOPLE NOT KNOW THAT??#she made me happy #she made me like myself more #like she helped me learn to love myself #she was really sweet #she’s still really sweet #we don’t talk anymore at all but we’re on good terms #i kinda lost romantic feelings n stuff that’s why we broke up #i felt so damn bad tho #i’ve literally never broken up w/ someone before her #she was my first real relationship #like partner #i hope she’s doing well #dude i rambled #woops #DUDEANDIHADABOYFRINEDTOO #HOW DO YOU.. HOW DO YOU FORGET THAT???#HOW??#LIKE…#THE FUCK?#HOW IS THAT SOMETHING I FORGOT #LIKE.#WHAT #i still talk to them (my ex-boyfriend)#we’re on good terms #we dated in 2022 (in like august)

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pzycho · 9 months ago

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mercedesbenzene · 11 months ago

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personally i am ready to discuss this shit at length fr fr

Halsin/person of your choice post-canon domesticity kink at Halsin's commune tho. Can we discuss this. Can we discuss Halsin's partner being extremely turned on seeing Halsin shift to a retired house husband

#look at this man tf?????????#nah but my Tav is a world-weary af ranger who’s finally found a home of her own with halsin post-game #so you know when she sees him doing domestic shit at the commune she just starts violently ovulating #you know damn well they probably end up with like……five kids by the end of it all #anyway i’ve never been this Down Bad for a fictional man before and that is truly Saying Something #halsin #halsin silverbough #bg3

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tojisun · 4 months ago

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!! it’s very silly and unserious and the only reason it’s long is because it’s so vivid in my head. unedited as hell </3

nosy neighbours tf 141 got me giggling. and it’s not even inherently sexy nor attractive, it’s really just them being in people’s (or a person’s) business.

thinking about how, in retirement, they still bought a house together because it’s so odd to have separate lives. and so they bought one in the suburbs, with five bedrooms and four baths, and a really big backyard. kyle picked up gardening so the backyard was not just a plus but a damn requirement.

so they move in, not giving a damn about that one old WASP couple across the street watching them all with a sneer because apparently moving in with your mates is unusual. well, whatever. fuck them.

then they meet their new neighbour. you’re single—divorced, price would tell them later—whose life is centred around your 9 to 5 job at an office in the city which you wake up at 5am for.

you leave the house at 6:30am and then amble back home when it’s pushing 8pm. it’s a boring life; a boring routine. not even your little front lawn of cared-for wild flowers managed to hold their attention longer than a day.

so with that said, they’d like to go on a record and say that it’s all johnny’s fault.

friday evening, he started the game by saying, “she bought a baguette.” he paused. “and a bottle? it's shaped like lube?”

john blinked, setting his book down. “what.”

mactavish shrugged, still peering from the crack in the curtains. kyle walked in then, his apron all dirtied. “hey, i’m craving a baguette.”

johnny laughed and looked at price like price was supposed to get something from that. of course he didn’t, but johnny’s always been good at carrying the momentum so, to no one’s surprise, he repeats the observation three days after the previous one.

“bag’o coal and lemon bread. what the hell.”

“that’s a disgusting dinner combo,” kyle chirps, switching the channels.

simon throws a pillow at him because he had been watching a documentary about moths when kyle changed the program without asking him.

“it’s just monday,” john finally replies, cementing his participation in the game. “why’s she buying lem—did she not grocery shop?”

johnny looks at him, wide-eyed. “that’s a good question, sir.” then he turns, ignoring them again to peer at their neighbour. john’s sure you’re back in your home so he really doesn’t know what johnny’s watching at that point.

simon was successful at wrestling the remote control back to him, and the program’s returned to the moths.

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thursday evening, two and a half weeks after monday’s lemon bread and bag of coal, the game picks up again.

“who the hell makes a rug purchase during the weekdays?” kyle asks, his voice teetering between fascination and concern.

“how long’s the rug?” johnny replies, all of them watching as kyle stands in front of that slip of window they now use for ‘bird watching.’

kyle spreads his arms out—2.5 ft.

“huh,” johnny says. “for the toilet, you reckon?”

“probably for the cat, actually,” simon cuts in.

“what cat.” john doesn’t even know who asked that, but really—what cat?

“a round thing,” simon answers. “grey fur.”

“aww,” johnny croons. “that’s cute.”

john sighs and turns back to the morning paper’s crossword puzzle for the day.

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you don’t join the neighbourhood’s annual summer barbecue party much to their disappointment. although, in all fairness, john understands your decision because they wouldn’t have gone to it anyway had they not found out that the host this year was going to be that WASP couple who still sneered at them every chance they get.

the wife, of course, couldn’t turn them away in front of the other neighbours who particularly loved kyle and, shockingly, simon so there they are, eating what is begrudgingly some good ribs while listening to the neighbourhood gossip.

and while each story was riveting, nothing could honestly hold a candle to their ‘bird’ and your peculiar grocery runs.

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one evening, you come home with a man. john tells them it’s your ex-husband, admitting to them that yes, he’s now used up their once-a-month pass to accessing ‘special’ resources with regards to finding more about you.

“think they’re fuckin’?” johnny asks, no longer feigning disinterest.

kyle groans because it had been more than a minute now since johnny dropped a card from his stack; they tried their best to be patient as they waited, thinking mactavish needed more time since, apparently, he’s never played cards before—growing up as a catholic boy, he’s always been told that any form of gambling was a gateway to eternal damnation.

john didn’t have the heart to tell him that you didn’t have to make bets to be able to play cards.

“maybe,” simon replies, ignoring kyle’s angry grumbling. “why else would she bring him home? her house ain’t really a wonder.”

“…how do you know that?” kyle asks, his words measured and slowed.

simon blinks, then he sniffs, before looking away.

“hey!” mactavish screams, catching on. “we agreed no tampering with anythin’ of ‘ers!”

“yeah? well tell ‘at to cap’n too—he was already there when i broke in.”

johnny turns to him with a theatrical betrayed look. kyle drops his head on the table because the game’s been fully abandoned now.

“sir,” johnny says, his voice airy like he’s speaking mid-gasp. “you didn’t.”

john licks the back of his teeth, then, “jus’ wanted to see ‘er cat, s’all.”

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the ex-husband leaves three hours later with a familiar rug tucked to his side.

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“huh,” simon murmurs, his voice so faint that john almost missed it. “tulips and tuna today.”

johnny and kyle would’ve loved the update but the two are away for the week.

john messages it to the group chat.

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> holy shit she’s improving.

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oddly enough, it took them six months since they moved in for them to finally talk to you.

or, well, for you to talk to them.

“i’m havin’ a yard sale tomorrow,” you say after the introductions have passed, your lips tugged up in a shy smile.

john honestly couldn’t even remember how he used to envision you—old age caught up to him and for a whole while, you were nothing but a coloured blob in his eyes since they turned out to be more damaged than expected—but whatever that had been was erased the moment you stood before them.

shy and awkward, your back slouched just a little like you’re trying to curl into yourself in the face of their rapt attention, but even then you’re beautiful.

“yeah?” kyle asks, smiling; the first to break out of the trance you put them into. “and would y’need help, pretty miss?”

“oh, you,” you murmur, strained laughter peeling from your lips. “and yeah, i do. would that be alright? i tried moving my old couch downstairs and my back almost gave out. i swear, i thought i was going to see the lord today.”

johnny laughs, loud and booming. “well we’re glad that you didn’t die today, otherwise who would take care of little truffle, huh?”

john barely stopped himself from heaving out a loud sigh, an attempt made more challenging when he caught the way kyle whirled his head to glare at mactavish, the act not any less subtle since it startled you too. simon grumbles something incoherent—it’s lost amidst johnny’s petering laugh and your swelling horror.

“…how, exactly, do you know my cat’s name?”

#suns #task force 141 #cod x reader #task force 141 headcanons #johnny soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #john price #simon ghost riley

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maxverstappendefender · 3 months ago

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daddy issues // ln4 smau

description: cat owning!girlfriend x lando norris

summary: lando having beef with his girlfriend’s cat who also happens to have an instagram account

requests: open! i take requests for any drivers 🤍

a/n: i love thinking about lando and pets so here you go!! my besties cat is named barracuda (barry for short) so yk i had to mention her. i do not own any images used, all found on pinterest.

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youruser: barracuda appreciation post because i love my sweet girl 🤍

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landonorris: cute (talking about you, never barracuda)

↳ youruser: this is why she attacks you

user1: barracuda and yn posts!!

user2: cat mums unite

maxverstappen1: jimmy and sassy play date with barracuda when?

↳ charles_leclerc: barracuda is WAY too sophisticated for your cats

↳ user3: we all know charles is lying

landonorris: you kick me out of bed so she can cuddle. i will not be liking the post.

user4: “barracuda > lando” - yn, probably

barracuda101: BEST MUMMY ON EARTH

barracuda101: #livinglife

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landonorris: the “sweet girl” that my girlfriend loves more than me

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barracuda101: at me next time bitch

↳ user5: barracuda supremacy

↳ user6: you tell him barracuda!

barracuda101: i only bite you because you taste yummy 😁

↳ user7: now we know damn well this is yn

youruser: how dare you post these bad photos of our baby

↳ landonorris: it’s her true colours babe. the world must know

user8: not lando outing his cat child on the internet

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barracuda101: cannot believe this man is my dad. alexa play ‘daddy issues’ by the neighbourhood

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youruser: i stand with you barracuda! ✊

↳ user9: imagining yn logging into barracuda’s account just to post this has me crying

user10: she came for blood with this one

landonorris: barracuda.

↳ barracuda101: the world must know your “true colours”

↳ user11: preach barracuda

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barracuda101: beefing with my dad at the moment. no one hmu 💔😔

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user12: we stand with you barracuda

youruser: it’ll be okay baby. we’ll get through this

↳ landonorris: tf?

danielricciardo: im so sorry you are going through this at the moment. he doesn’t deserve you!

↳ user13: not danny too

↳ user14: barracuda got everyone on her side

mclaren: we will have some words with your dad barracuda.

↳ barracuda101: i would really appreciate that 😔

↳ landonorris: huhhhhhhh??????

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landonorris: she gives black cat energy… girlfriend appreciation post though!

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youruser: awww love you

barracuda101: I MADE IT TO THE PUBLIC INSTAGRAM IN A GOOD PHOTO…

↳ user15: barracuda is finally getting her well deserved justice

user16: is your girlfriend single???

user17: im no better than a man at this point

mclaren: wag of the century 🧡

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youruser: barry (barracuda) appreciation post 🧡

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landonorris: wow, i post an appreciation post for you and you post barry instead

↳ barracuda101: tough luck

↳ user18: dead asf

user19: cannot believe this is the cat that THE lando norris has beef with

user20: yn and barracuda = ultimate combo

f1: one of the many pets of the paddock!

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youruser: boyfriend appreciation post too ig… 🧡

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user21: yn is feeding the girlies

landonorris: finally!!! love you 🧡

user22: we love boyfriend lando

user23: barracuda is being real quiet about this

↳ user24: she’s fuming, ik it

↳ youruser: literally

mclaren: lando nowins who?

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barracuda101: y’all. im heartbroken at my mother’s instagram post. i thought i was the only one in her heart. currently giving her the cold shoulder. anyone need a new cat?

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danielricciardo: my poor barry

↳ youruser: YOUR barry?!

maxverstappen1: i can take you in barracuda!

↳ landonorris: worry bout yourself

user25: you’ll get through this barry!!

user26: brighter days are ahead

user27: the way barracuda gets more likes than her parents is absolutely hilarious

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youruser: spot the difference - level: impossible

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user28: they’re the same picture

landonorris: NAHHHH DELETE THISSSSS

↳ barracuda101: i agree.

user29: yn and her sombrero wearing roommates

schecoperez: barry 🖤

↳ user30: CHECO?! YOU TOO?!

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landonorris: BREAKING NEWS‼️ barracuda and i are now like this 🤞

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youruser: my two babies 🖤🧡

barracuda101: he gave me some treats guys 🎀😸😎🤞🤪🥺🩷

↳ user31: we all knew there had to be some motive

user32: WAR IS OVER

danielricciardo: so does this mean i can’t adopt barracuda?

↳ maxverstappen1: my question exactly

↳ youruser: you two were never an option to be barracuda’s godfather. like never ever.

↳ charles_leclerc: can’t relate. im happily the godfather

↳ maxverstappen1: if you get shunted into the wall in turn 1… wasn’t me

↳ danielricciardo: 😈

#Lando Norris smau #Lando Norris #lando norris fanfic #ln4 #ln4 smau #ln4 fanfic #f1 #formula one #ln4 x reader #lando norris x reader #formula 1 #f1 smau #formula 1 smau #formula one smau #smau #fanfic #f1 fanfic #formula one fanfic #formula 1 fanfic

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saintslewis · 4 months ago

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𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀’𝐒 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 | 𝐋𝐇𝟒𝟒

— social media au.

pairing: sir lewis hamilton x dallas cowboy cheerleader!reader

summary: stars will always find a way to align to each other

warnings: social media environment, reader’s a bit of a southern belle. typos (maybe?)

saint’s team radio 🪩: i have a serious hyper fixation on the dallas cowboy cheerleaders so you know i had to do it 😝okay enjoy, mwah! tags are down below! 🫶🏽 i have two other things to release this week so watch out! 😚

yourusername

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yourusername fun fact, these pom poms are heavy

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user the dress!

yourusername got it made by my best friend 🫶🏽

ddcheerleaders a star forever shining! ⭐️

user where to next?

yourusername we’re playing a home game against the Denver Broncos then Cota

user you’ll be watching the race??

yourusername courtesy of work, yes 🤍

katpurr goodness you’re stunning

yourusername no, you! 🥹

victoriakelina the whole race weekend, it’ll be so fun

yourusername girl, you know damn well we can’t do all that 😭

user i so badly wanna be a dallas cowboy cheerleader

user the prettiest southern belle ever

yourusername oh, bless your heart 🥹

yourusername

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yourusername what a game, y’all! congrats to the broncos and now onto COTA for F1 <3

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kelcey_w the hair!!! you keeping it for COTA? 🤨

yourusername oh absolutely, kels

user would you perhaps be interested in the part team owner of the broncos?

yourusername and who would that be? 🧍🏽‍♀️

user his name is lewis hamilton 🧍🏽‍♀️

ddcheerleaders ⭐️🤍!

victoriakelina now what is a teamLH and why are they camping under this post?

yourusername i’m as confused as you are, my sister 😣

user she’s gorgeous!

ddcheerleaders

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ddcheerleaders our lovely stars absolutely shined for the Austin Grand Prix and a huge thank you to y/n for the wonderful choreography! ⭐️🤍 @/yourusername

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user oh no he discovered y/n, i fear she is gone

user of COURSE he’s gonna be in the likes when this mf doesn’t follow anyone

user i just know he felt y/n’s aura from the garage

user PLS 😭

f1 always delighted to host these amazing girls!

user i’m obsessed with y/n and I’ve only known her for a few hours

yourusername ⭐️🤍!

lewishamilton you did absolutely amazing today! 🥳

yourusername so you’re the broncos owner?

lewishamilton yes? 🧍🏽‍♂️

yourusername inch resting. thank youuu and you’re cute btw.

user NOT Y/N KNOWING HIM AS THE BRONCOS OWNER???

user THEN SHE SAID HE WAS CUTE? MY QUEEN

user i fear we will be seeing a new wag on the paddock

lewishamilton

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lewishamilton all about the fire for me

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mercedesamgf1 exactly!!

user dare i say the dallas cowboy cheerleader performance was a lucky charm?

user don’t be delusional 😭

user right? god forbid he interacts with someone 😭

ddcheerleaders the 44 clubs is where it’s at! ⭐️

yourusername you’re cool or wtv, broncos owner

lewishamilton thank you, ma’am

yourusername can’t wait to watch the race tomorrow!

lewishamilton you were in the 44 club right?

yourusername no?

lewishamilton now you are

user get you a nfl team owner who will put you in his very own paddock club suite 😣

user what a way to flirt, lewis

user we just watched this man bag y/n in real time 😭

yourusername

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yourusername the world is your oyster, drain a man’s bank account today!

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user now how tf did you get this man to buy you these? 😭

yourusername i called him baby as a southern girl usually calls anybody within a ten mile radius and he was crumbling

user THIS IS PEAK COMEDY 😭😭

fencer i need you to teach me that jump split immediately

yourusername i fear it would kill you

fencer aw dang it 😔

user btw, teamLH absolutely loves you

yourusername i love you guys too! (i’m utterly confused)

ddcheerleaders a star with a star! ⭐️

user one thing about this man, he will bag anyone the internet finds attractive

user he done pissed me off with this one 😭

lewishamilton 🤍🤍

yourusername come back to the room, i need you to tie my bikini

lewishamilton yes ma’am

user he is WHIPPED

user universe, if you’re listening, guide a man like lewis to me RIGHT NOW

saint’s notes: not only am i painfully south african, i also wrote this in 45 minutes lol. if you’re southern, i am sorry if i got stuff wrong about you guys! hope you enjoyed 😚

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sky-is-the-limit · 1 year ago

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Kyle Gaz Garrick fell off a damn helicopter, hang onto a fucking rope, shooting enemies upside down while the helicopter was moving like the coolest fucking character that he is and mfs still decide not to include him in 141 content. I'm convinced that none of them played the games cause I genuinely cannot understand if you played both MW1/MW2 and still decide not include Gaz. And before you cry that people don't have to include him if they don't want to, I know? That doesn't mean I can't express my thoughts on it.

"I don't know him that well" what?! You play BOTH games with Gaz, he's literally the character you know the MOST along with Price. But you know König who's part of the KorTac faction? And include him in 141 TF content but leave out THE 141 member?

The reason why I keep talking about this is because it's kinda concerning on a different level/weird undertones that go further than fiction/game when it comes to Gaz.

P.s: fucking hell, he's so fine it hurts my soul. Till the walls turn white and all oxygen leaves my brain.

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