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The grandparent plotlines in cloudward ho are getting a LITTLE DICEY.

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if you tell yourself “I’ll deal with it later” enough times with enough frequency you can slowly destroy your life. follow for more tips

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if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.

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Reasons why Dropout raised their pricing:

- to get Jake that 100k

- to get Robert Reich

- afford a Ranboo cameo that’s only talked about in the BTS

- Brennan’s departure video

- Buying Sam’s house back from Vic

- Try Guys cameo

- Hot People, Big Tobacco, and Mr Money Bags fees

- Blurring Katie’s feet

- Magnifying Ify’s feet

- Who Wants to Be a Millionaire inspired stage

- Hush money for Angela Giarratana. She knows what she did

- Elaine Carroll appearance fee

- “Kiss From A Rose” license

- Giant Wheel

- Custom shirts for Crowd Control

- Hype squad on “One and Done”

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why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

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Hello 👋 this is Montgomery lamontgommery 🌲🍀adventurer🐻🐗 of 😷🤕😷🤧 gath 🥴🫠😶‍🌫️ I’m stranded 🧶🪢 here at [coordinates] 😮‍💨😓 this message 💌 is for comfrey macleod ☁️ IM 😰😥🫣 SCARED😰🤢😨😵‍💫 IM 😫🥺😭SO 😵🤧🫠SCARED 😱🫢🫨🤢😭🥺 I- I- I found your power ⚡️💡🌩️ station 🔋⚡️💡🚎🛰️🚙 at Ramansuuuuuuuu😭🥺😫😖😭🥺😰😥😭😫🥺 And I- I saw that “Montgomery 🐻🌲🏕️knows the way 🛣️🚦🚸🚏🚐🚴” I’m Montgomery🐻🦖🌸🦋🐐, but I cannot 🛑✋👎🚫⛔️find the way 😭🥺😫😰😖😥👎🚙🛣️😫 I’m on your old 👵📜🏚️ ship 🗝️🚢🛶🛳️⛵️ with a weak crew 👊🦾✨🐀🔫 they were the weakest😪🤧😷🤕😴 people I could find 😭😖😫 there’s one named Maxwell 🤵‍♂️🥸🕺gotch 👊💰🤑with the tiniest fists😈🤏👊🤜 😇OW 😖😫🤕sorry 🥺😭I’ve been bitten 🦷😬by a crab 🦀🐚🦞I have to pee💦😭🥺😫, I haven’t eaten🍔🍖🦀 comfrey ☁️🌦️🫵find me 😫😭🥺😖I have to peeeeeeeee 💦😫🥺💦🫛🫣😔I have to peeeeeeeee 😭😰😥😖😫🤢🫛💦🌊💧

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@quiddie why did you say this??

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the face of a man who knows nothing

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Superman (2025) directed by James Gunn

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don't touch me

sam reich and kurt maloney put together a fever dream for jacob wysocki just to tell him how much they love and appreciate him

that they support him and will continue to do so

they took on a whole sponsorship deal. for a single episode. just to put their friend in a position where he can be comfortable and safe!

and they brought in his dad!!

i'm not crying, you're crying

go find yourself friends that support and uplift you like the dropout crew do for each other.

this is what love looks like! this is what community is about!

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