#so why is he fkng with me

[pzycho]

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[flovverworks]

(thinks about faust) excuse me for a moment (screams)

[yan-shann]

EARTHSPARK SEASON 2 SPOILER'S

So, this is just my opinion, based on the 9 (10) episodes that have been released.

English is not my native language, please, be nice <3

Nightshade was not developed. Ok, I'll just deal with it and move on, they're one of my fav char's list, but they still cute and genius so im fine with it.

Hashtag has gained more development. I really enjoyed watching her, there wasn't much of her in the first season. More than satisfied. I really liked her new altmod, it’s beautiful, stylish, the Hashtag are great

Cosmos was shown only for a couple of minutes and forgotten, very disappointing. Where did he even go? Maybe I missed something, I don’t deny it. Let's just move on.

We got more Skywarp and Novastorm. And by more I just mean more, there was no revelation or experience at all, there was just more. Okay, that's fine with me, okay. Im just happy with fact they are here at all lmao

The Twitch and Spitfire arc is GREAT. I mean, she's GORGEOUS. I really liked it, especially the fact that Twitch beat Skywarp, lol. Okay, jokes aside, Twitch really grew up in this arc, I really liked her more, she's grown-up a little, my lil girl

The twist with the fact that titan was expected under the city, I liked it too. The titan herself is very beautiful and wise, I will wait for her in future episodes, it’s too early to say anything more clear, but at the moment I’m in admiration

Now let's get to the part I don't really like. Another thing's was quite acceptable, but that was somewhat disappointing

DESEPTICON RELATIONSHIPS.

I don't want to say that there were no interactions among the Decepticons, but I didn't get enough of them. I don't have enough Starscream, Soundwave, Novastorm, Breakdown, I DID NOT ENOUGH ANYONE AT ALL. I fkng needed an episode before the betrayal where they showed us the relationship between the Decepticons, Autobots and Terrans. But they showed us four or something dmn pictures and retold it, not even a two-minute flashback, I’m completely disappointed!!1!

I mean, we weren't even given a FLASHBACK. This is kind of crazy. Just like what Starscream's arc fell into.

I know he never said he would be good. I still like him, I understand his actions, but IT SEEMED TO ME THAT AFTER SEVERAL YEARS (?) IN PRISON, he finally rethought something. I didn’t expect the level of Armada, no, that’s foolish i think, but I expected that they would show more of his motives, more of why he does this, because now I have the impression that he has not changed at all and has rolled back to the state before the first season, like WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS BRO. No, of course, this could be connected to Emberstone, but Starscream didn’t seem to touch it, at least they didn’t show it or i missed something.

(I know Starscream loves Cybertron and everything of it, but it’s been showed on IDW, they don't tell something about it in earthspark. Starscream here just wanna home for him and Decepticons, but for some reasons he doesn't even try to hear Shockwave's opinion about going back to Cybertron and I wanna MORE information about it)

At first it seemed to me that the Decepticons have quite a good relationship, and Starscream is a good leader, but now I think that the others will simply kill him or just kick out as soon as they find him, after what Starscream did. (although I think there is a chance that they will understand and accept him, given Shockwave's words that "Starscream couldn't handle the weapon and lost his mind" or something like that)

BTW Earthspark is still a cool series and I'm looking forward to the continuation. I really love it. Everything written here is written on emotions after the first viewing, do not take it close to heart.

[toestalucia]

Kou: What? You don't…have chocolate for me this year? Can I ask why? >I heard that you can't give foxes chocolate.

LOSING MY MIND CUZ 1) <-person who literally sent that question (but seriously) to venom IM GONNNAAAAAAAA 2) captain bullying a 12yo AGAIN is so fkng funny to me. but also kou who at this point is ssooo honest.......no wonder he's getting teased LOL him & you are both so cute

Caro: Whether you're an artist or not, it's important to nurture your heart.

m...mahoyaku......

Lu Woh: Even more so if the purpose of such practice is meant for one who has piqued your interest for reproduction. I repeat—I am one of the Six Dragons.

THIS ONE MADE ME LOSE IT. LIKE FIRST HES ALL 'we 6 dragons dont need stuff like food etc to survive this is wasted provisions' THEN HE SAID THIS AND IMMMMMMMMMMMMM LMFAAOOOOOO would u like to speak with helel ben shalem about the bees and the flowers i think itd be hilarious af & hell for captain. lu woh who was too honest about vyrn to the point of pissing of captain (rare moment) to lu woh who says this i dont think i can do this anymore chat

Ragazzo: Wha? Ch-chocolate? For me? Ah… Well, I mean, it's not like I didn't notice your feelings for me or anything— Huh? You're…handing them out to everybody? R-right, yeah, I knew that. Yep. In other words, you're giving chocolate to all the crew members as a token of friendship. Thanks. I appreciate it.

ragazzo playing tough only to be hit with the 'actually i give everyone' IS SSOOOOO FUNNYYYYYY LOLLLLL GOD let this turn into captain teasing him every year. i need terrible pranks. i miss captain & seofon 'u give/get chocolate to/from other ppl?:(' shenanigans (pls read seofons vday & white days, comedy deluxe). that but onesided, considering ragazzo......

Freyr: I see. So you slipped off a cliff while trying to pick that fruit. That was rather reckless of you in such poor weather.

fullkawa honpo's alice mention !!!!!!! (its not)

Balurga: What? Your hand slipped because you were tired from staying up all night making chocolate? Skull: You stayed up? After spending the past couple days busy with requests? That means you've barely slept at all… Do you got chocolate for brains? Go to bed, right now! I'll tuck you in and sing you a lullaby if I have to! Balurga: Can't believe I'm saying this, but Skull's got the right idea. You don't gotta push yourself like that! Huh? You wanted to make chocolates for us that badly… Thanks for caring, but… I'd rather not have chocolate with your blood, sweat, and tears in it.

out of all of the new ones ive read so far this is the sweetest captain-wise,,,like...u absolute fool (endearing). also skull & balurga being so ????? go to BED!!!!!!!!! about it is something i rly like too. excellent. glad to see units & characters i rly like get seasonals i rly like

Lobelia: Let's make this a day to remember. Je t'aime, Captain.

????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Utsusemi: I know that this emotion can bring no joy to a courtesan, but I can't bring myself to throw it away. Therefore… I would leave it in your care. This savage, fiery emotion… You will find it in this box. If you doubt me, then witness it with your own eyes. Captain opens the box as if in a trance, only to let out a short cry when a spring propels something out of it at high speed. Utsusemi: He… Hehe… Hahaha! Well that was a cute reaction indeed! To think that a jack-in-the-box would be so effective…

KBJAFBJKADBJKAD PLEEEEAASSEEEEE BE PRANKING VDAY/WHITE DAY BUDDIES PLLEEASEE PLEEASEE CYGAMES I NEED THIS SO BAD...NOT THE JUMPSCARE...i need to read her fate eps shes growing on me sm just from the seasonals

Meg: Ehehe. Truth be told, Mari, the one I gave you has special ingredients and is different from the rest. I hope you like it. Mari: (Wow, you were so upfront about that, it may as well have been a wedding proposal!)

me when i read mhyk

Meg: By the way, Mari, did you happen to have any chocolate for Captain? Mari: Mm-hm, sure do. Here you go, Captain. A little thank-you for all you do for us. With all the delight of the proud victor of an imagined love triangle, Mari places a miniscule piece of chocolate on Captain's pinky.

LNKADNKLADNKLADNKLADNKLADNKLADNKLDNKLA?!?!?!?!?!?! MARI...CMON....................i actually was surprised she had choco for captain THEN SHE HIT ME WITH THAAAATTT................I KNOW U LOVE MEG BUT...........god im so thankful for the megmari unit. mari is excellent. the seasonal where shes like 'ill make sure the kitchen width is just right so our shoulders brush when we cook' ??????? u r my favorite person. also when mari thought deliford was in love with sandal. lord. u need to be in every single event

Cosmos: Thought one thing Satyr said remains a mystery to me. She mentioned that skydwellers "put their love" into the chocolate. I followed her instructions to whisper my feelings to the chocolate while making a heart shape with my hands. But I remain uncertain as to whether that affected the flavor.

WHAT IS SATYR TEACHING EVERYONEEEEEEEEEEE

[awesamcozy]

im sorry this is just cheesy and lame to me but like everyone's eating it up

It was a ghast my boy. So dumb sooo fkng dumb like hold on cranboo rant first thing in the morning but like bitch why the fuck would u emd ur character w a twt thread like i know the boobers are happy but uf i was obsessed w that character id RIOT like idgaf he had soooo mych time and u came up... w this ....? The manifestation of love is the answer to one of ur characters biggest mysteries and rhe reason he was at the red banquet is because he was curious. Ok.

[fkyumerica]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-WowH0liGfE does she herd

facts about dalmations, oh my god get her to leave

did boy george/amber have the ugliest fucking wife inners and outers

he said it

is her whole body utters for him wtf

marilyn manson officially fucking did it

electrocuted us to steal mcdonalds

and enter in to fuck with his mom and elderly to steal all their money

and the worlds

henry ford is caught

went with 8 girls

then

he was 15

"new town panties"

dont let him surf

started skate boarding to knock out all their teeth

stupid right didnt know i did it

and to them i knocked out all their teeth, now first person they see they will attack and already dead haha i steal your wife

he is his own dad

and fucks his mom

to calm her down to leave

and gets her fat again

family orgies, smells like old people

and the old look is it too mom take off your wig

it will save you, now i wear it and hit old people

sky scraper

The Ride of the Rohirrim live in concert - The Return of the king Barcelona

jo just goes in there and shoots everyone

he pierced my ears and did my hair

that guy isnt the kurgan

he is heartless-kurgan

i dont care

do it

he wants gay old monster orcs to live

im not gonna let them live

each shit came on the ground

gum dots?

really

them?

i ride each of their horses to kill them after

cant run

anddd

we fuck her too

other side

drugs poltergeist cant get up

spirits hold them down

andd

what

they shit on me to give me armor

chariot

those guys were with gandolf the whole time

they burnt giant dads

tried to make their sons gay

i went in the castle and shot men off them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9JR5-ZecCQ he locked us out of our trailers to smash them in half

he always tried to kill alden

showed up as the guitarist once for ac/dc

and i dunno he likes metallica gay right i'll leave him there

i'll let it happen too old ones rape him

pointed at that group instead and move them forward, burnt

but its anyone wild anyways

he would just lie

that guy would get attacked evveryday

the neighbor

it might be clifford

ow ow ow in trailer park boys

did they break my tooth of because of them

probably, small

wheres the dinosaur

what present are they taking and using already

to attaack

and kill, her instead

so we got a dinosaur win a fight

kill her too, say it twice they will send more again

From the shitposting community on Reddit: How to give a kid PTSD

jimhoslovat, meant here are some to mate too and mate your offspring too then they get it they say it

every fkng day i had to kill those people

there it is got that woman oregnant and 5 girls, kidnapped him, she's with him

body bag

kevin/mike/tony was his fake name then he was anthony tscolas and anthony hernandez

and what girls too posted it on my blog

and the video of the apartments they lived in

got two women

let him in when they were asleep

kids need a home stay the night then it happened, she already mated with their dad and hey two women they were stupid it was their wives

of their dads and they were old

looks like her

thanks for the video

what a hooker

points with his thumb hey come oveeer here

and was jeffery's dad

mike's

and

josh's

yea i can stick it in there

judge book

every morning

the website

conquer all

and the boy lives just to be a hooker GET ME OUTTA HERE

I can live there because I saw a car go from here to there and I know its my family living next to me

Shes dead? We’re gonna fuck her  to him to be alive CRAZY GREAT  BREEDING LOVe then him then him then him then him

Their moms got  boys since, Spanish didn’t have a boat to save them, France stole it for it, gay love

Only this group would know the answer to their family feud, that is the show, then they say it after

I FUCKING HATE THAT BITCH IM GONNA GO INSIDE AND FUCK HER, grandma is down the street

And why, cause shes got a gross cunt go fuck him he will clean it

Half English half irish I get it, and wait in the sky scraper for old people after, after she lives in it too wtf sit I n the lobby tired I got 4 houses, fred durst. Now he wont be mad at me walked over there he fucked deedee or wtf is not fucking her I got a trend black tshirt right no hats no we’re you, surprise your family with a pregnancy they wont care

I think he told it to that other boy or he was fucking her after, goes for that

I think you did chris, for them to go at me

Scottish army then she got a wedding too, make him look bigger or show up, pregnant by two boys and one guy, Barolo, wedding singer, anyones shit (son)

The wedding singer, fred durst after, or elvis from the wedding, gotta look at a egg nest after and see if I cry, no I left her too, old ladies kissing him he can come back and her mom ripped her face off now we got three in an army keep making them scream after then walk them up to other womens privates and talk to those women from the front we do it gay

mary sue had marilyn manson(switches charles manson in the court room so her son gets out it was keep switching one in to escape prison and a court trial fake judge throw it out what note)when she slept with that older man, same one

[vinghen-tmblr]

I'm tired of ppl who feels so entitled to cast shadows on others.

I honestly don't get that - why do you care if someone modds their OWN game? WHO gaves you a right to spit on them? And why you automatically sees modding as "because aging"?

I will step here and say only on my case, not that I own anyone to explain myself but I'm fucking tired at this point.

I've played my first run in bg3 with no mods at all and I LOVE IT. LOVE EVERYONES design. I've played around 300h, I did take my time with it. And when I was about to start new campaign, I've decided to check on some mods, origin companions included. NOT BECAUSE HE/SHE WAS NOT ATRACTIVE or because the ages. It was purely "I'm curious". THAT'S FKNG IT. Really, there's no point to create additional narrative.

In one of my current sessions i have Astarion highly modded, coz I've mixed black hair mod and younger face - NOT because I think the original design is bad, unattractive. Hells, Astarion with original look is and ALWAYS will be superior to any mod for me because all of the feelings his story gave me and it's my canon. I absolutely love and adore every little detail of his face, the wrinkles, the smile lines.

But that doesn't mean I can't be curious you know. The black haired Astarion with younger face mod reminds me Vax'ilan from Vox machina and I like having Vax'starion in my party in that particular session.

I'm sorry for ranting, but I really don't get why ppl must bully others and I felt that at some point when I've post some pics with modded Astarion.

Just.. Don't assume u know everything. And let ppl enjoy their game whatever they want. If you don't like it? Cool, really, it's just not your cup of tea. And it's perfectly fine. Carry on.

It's THAT simple.

Cowards- all of you who mod Astarion to look younger. Or any other character for that matter.

AGING ISN'T A BAD THING. ITS NOT UGLY OR UNATTRACTIVE.

Also it's kinda weird that y'all have to make a character look "young" to find them attractive??? Ummmm...

[eqyerah]

My opinion on each zodiac signs !

Im a taurus asc scorpio imma be BLUNT HONEST :

• ⁠Aries : why u so mad for ? WHY YOU SO AGRESSIVE FOR ? we get it you’re the boss

• ⁠Taurus : the prettiest but calm down on YA FOOD BRO I GET IT YOU’RE HUNGRY BUT WE DONT HAVE TO GO THROUGH YOUR HELL TOO W YO DAMNASS ATTITUDE me to me in my head everyday

• ⁠Gemini : WHY YOU SO LOUD for WHERE U GOIN ? Stay here u double faced bitch 🤣 I LOVE YALL THO SO INTELLIGENT

• ⁠Leo : i mean yall are so beautiful okay but the fact that you know it that much.. CALM DOWN STEP OUT OF YOUR MF STAGE

• ⁠Cancer : baby u wont die if he didn’t text u back its okay u got plenty of others already waiting on your devils list Also can i have a hug ?

• ⁠Virgo : its ok boo you locked your door well babe no need to left your fkng work to go and make SURE ITS LOCKED DAMN Also u smell so good

• ⁠Libra : i mean just stop cmon do you know who you even are ? Cause u have different personalities for every fucking people u flirt with baby who is u ? I wont let u alone w ma men thooooo Also i like your style ma gawdhhhh

• ⁠Scorpio : pls mary me already, I’ll ask you to mary me if i ACTUALLY CAN FIND YOUR ASS WHY U HIDIN OBSERVING PEOPLE FROM THIS FAR AWAY ?! Why u got your sunglasses on in tha club tho babe its ok read ma soul cmon

• ⁠Sagitarius : ok i get it your the funniest lol i cant lie yall got me dead forreal, but u know its ok if u don’t cheat like dont worry babe

• ⁠Capricorn : bitch stop working ? GET U SOME DAMN FUCKING REST ? U actually so funny and cool when WE GET TO SEE U ONCE EVERY TEN YEARS

• ⁠Aquarius : Satan is that u ? Hey ? Hellooo ? Damn he left me on read. AGAIN BRO AGAIN EVEN SATAN SHOWS UP SOMETIMES WERE YALL AT DAMN

• ⁠Pisces : i lack water in my chart so im THIRSTY FOR YALL OKAY NOW SHUT UR LYING MOUTH UP BABE u were so cute and soft.. before ya opened ur mouth 🤣 what happened where u goinnnn? Okay they left the conversation already so can we talk about how they’re the best ? Cause i dont want them to know tho

I have mercury taurus im all about sarcasm now cancers dont come cryin as if i ruined your whole life in the comments please i have dinner

[mcilldocjaku]

There's no words in this world that could explain and define how in love I am with this man

Like, let's forget the werewolf thing for a moment. Just, just look at him!!! He's so handsome and so cute, and and hhhhhhhhh

Why do I do this to myself???

Enzo you better marry me right now you fkng adorable thing I.... I- HHHHHHHHHHHHH

(we already share the same surname let's make it official babe just put a ring on my finger 😘)

[flovverworks]

thinking about some of the earlier brad parts in pt2. like the fact the 'sages heart' ch is his pov.....???? the reason we listen to the sage is cuz of their heart.....?? being the one to tell akira to stop trying to read into their expressions so much when akira assumes brad doesnt like their idea. that one summer event where mithra snow white goes "ya brad disappeared:/ he mightve died in lava we r not sure:/" and the teachers are all "uh thats unfortunate. anyway he'll prob be fine whats next on the agenda" while akira is increasingly stressed out

[nuclevi]

FIRST DANCE. [m. ackerman]

warnings: mentions of robbery, blood, battles, swords, reader feels uncomfy around men and lmk if i missed anything.

w.count: 1.1k

notes: this is for the spring collab event and took me so fkng long. i had no ideas for this until i listened to classical ball playlists and forced myself to write T-T anyways enjoy! listen to the howl’s castle theme song while reading hehe

moving bodies, flowing floral gowns and soft pits and pats of shoes clad feet play out in front of you as you stand in the grand ballroom of the queen’s palace. you watch as long and skilled fingers dance their way across piano keys and the sweet smell of raspberry and custard fill your senses as a royal maid flows past you with a tray of desserts. its romance in its own way, how every person moves in the walt with precise and calculated steps, women smiling and giggling at presumably their partner’s jests and warm hands around each other. 

dancing is a romance in its own ways and you wish to be romantic tonight. 

a little distance away, across the room, stands the bearer of the calm, black eyes you wish to be enveloped in. of course, who wouldn’t want to? she is the pride of the island. you had only heard the tell tales of her strength in battles in the past, but now that you’ve put a real face to those images in your mind, you’re not sure you can simply continue to fantasize about her. with strong arms and a hard face, mikasa ackerman stands tall and proud in the same ballroom as you. 

you’ve had your eyes on her all night, feeling trapped by the charisma she oozes in every room she steps in. from her jet black hair to the wine colored suit she adorns along with the bolo tie resting right on her collarbones. she looks like every bit of nobility. 

there’s always a flock surrounding her, soldiers trying to get the secret of her strength out of her or high noble men and women wishing to spend their nights tangled with her in their sheets. your eyes tear away from her, although begrudgingly, as a man approaches and plants himself by your side. an urge to sigh and roll your eyes sits in your mind at simply the presence of him. not again. he eyes you up and down shamelessly, a crooked smile forming on his lips. “what is a lovely lady like yourself doing here alone?” 

your lips force a smile out, “planning to heist the queen’s jewels.” you watch with tight lips as the man in front of you throws his head back and laughs. it's an unpleasant sound. “a fiery one, are you? your ladyship would look better on the dance floor instead. would you..” your ears happily tune out that unpleasant voice, only to be filled with the loud drumming of your heart — as you watch a certain figure in wine colored cloth walk towards you. the man’s eyes widen as mikasa plants herself between you two and fixes himself with a glare that has him hastily curtsy and scramble away.

precipitation forms on your neck and gloved hands go clammy as she turns towards you. “you looked uncomfortable around him. are you alright?” you wish to answer, to open your mouth and give her your thanks, but all thoughts are lost when your eyes meet and her scent wafts your senses. a meek “yes, thank you,” leaves you. mikasa gives a faint nod but doesn’t make any moves to leave your side, instead only shifts closer to you. you both spend a few minutes in awkward silence, not knowing what to converse about. 

“would your grace care to dance?” 

mikasa hates dancing. why would she abuse her energy by spinning around in circles instead of investing it in something more useful? nothing comes out of it in any case. her eyes meet your expecting ones. i do not dance, she wants to reply. “alright,” is what her mouth forms instead. your eyes lit up with glee and lips break out in a soft smile. you were almost sure mikasa would decline and you would leave this room without a single dance. 

gloved hands come forward to take your own and your relish in the feeling of slipping your fingers through her own, briefly wondering how they would feel without the cloth on. said hands come to rest on your waist — hands that have held sharp swords and tainted with the blood of her enemies, now hold you with a gentleness that makes you wonder if you’re made of glass. you feel the fabric on her shoulders and again you wonder how they would feel without the barriers.

everything comes back to life as your feet move to join the waltz. your eyes meet everything else in the room but hers and yet your mind can’t think of anything else but her. it’s strange how a woman you hadn’t even met before today, makes you feel this way. “why is your grace all bashful now? you weren’t this shy when you were making eyes at me from across the room before.” your mind goes hazy again as her voice dips down, only for your ears to hear. a low chuckle falls from her lips and she spins you. 

“what about you? why did your grace decide to grant me a dance? as far as i know, you haven't danced with anyone else tonight.”

mikasa isn’t sure what came of her. dancing around with a noble woman in her arms. but as you tighten your hold on her and inched closer, she knows nothing anymore of her status, or anything else in this room for that matter — only you. it’s not that she’s never been with a woman before, or had a woman blushing for her. but, mikasa has never been with you before. and maybe that’s the reason she’s feeling this way. at least that’s what she keeps telling herself. 

“it appears that there’s a heist to be carried out here in the palace soon.” her velvety voice meets your ears in a symphony again, but it’s her words that have your smile broadening and chest filling with mirth. you spot the ghost of her smile on mikasa’s own face. “really now? is your grace planning to arrest the culprit?” 

“of course. I am a loyal protector of the crown, after all. i bet the culprit is here somewhere in this very room. my informers have reported that she is a quiet troublesome woman who hides behind rosy cheeks and a delight for dancing.” with years of being in the military and planning battles that brought her sense of perception, mikasa hadn’t missed the wishful way you were staring at the waltzing couples in.

here you are, pressed chest to chest with a woman you had only dreamt of before. arms around each other, sweet smiles plastered on your faces — you’re now a part of the scene you had longed to be in earlier in the night. and mikasa had walked into the ballroom with a distaste for dancing, but she isn’t sure if she’d be leaving the ballroom with it.

[fknmoonmoon]

Grass

A/N hi hello as usual I’m late to a fandom but Bob Floyd is an 11/10 spouse even though he’s dragged his wife to the middle of fkng nowhere and there’s no fkng grass. A seventy-two is military speak for a three day weekend.

Warnings: swears, b/c sailors. 580 words. prolly bad.

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There’s no grass in the desert. She doesn’t mind the smothering heat; she doesn’t mind having to drive an hour or more for a decent restaurant meal. The drive back west to the ocean isn’t a bad one. Hell, there’s a Starbucks in the base exchange - she can still get her fake pumpkin fix come September. 

But one morning her mom sends her pictures of her dad tinkering with the lawnmower he refuses to replace, the one that’s older than even her oldest nephew, and it hits her that she hasn’t smelled a fresh cut lawn in a year. 

“Sausage or bacon,” Bob calls from the kitchen. 

She tries to swallow down the lump in her throat. You aren’t crying over fucking grass. “Just coffee.” She hears him shut the fridge, his footsteps behind her before his arms come around her chest in a loose hug.

“You ok?” He rests his chin on her shoulder.

“Just not hungry.” 

“Ok.” He doesn’t believe that at all. He angles his face towards her, pecks a sweet kiss to her cheek, squeezes her for a second. “I’ll bring you some coffee.” 

Bob Floyd got home at three in the morning, and still got out of bed at eight to make her breakfast. That’s why she’s all these hundreds of miles away from home, she reminds herself, from her dog and her family and grass.

“I need to sleep a little more,” he says when he sets her mug and his plate on the coffee table and settles in beside her. She’s not sure why they even bothered buying a dining room set; they always eat in here, smushed together on the sofa. “But what if later we took a drive back to the coast? They gave us a surprise seventy-two, we could get a hotel.”

“Don’t you need permission?” 

“It’s in bounds,” he says around a mouthful of bacon. “Just gotta tell the XO I’m going.” He reaches for her mug. “Left mine in the kitchen.” She smiles as he forces down a sip. She drinks it black, and he hates it. “You look sad, baby.”

“Just a little homesick.” She’s annoyed at the tears that gather at her waterline, and Bob’s face falls. 

“I’m sorry.”

“Hush.” She wipes at her face, steals a piece of bacon from his plate. “Change of scenery will fix it.” She returns his kiss from earlier. “Mom sent me a picture of Dad and the lawnmower, I just got a little sad. I miss.. the way home smells.” She’s not going to tell him she’s crying because sand doesn’t smell right.

“We should get him a riding mower for Christmas.” Bob stands to bring his plate to the sink, and she follows him. “He won’t use it, but it’ll be there.” When he turns back from the sink he brings her into his arms, resting against the counter for a long moment. He’s tall, and broad, and he’s put on some muscle out here, but he’s still so soft and comforting. She thinks they might fall asleep standing there in the kitchen.

“Let’s go back to bed,” she murmurs. Later they’ll drive to the ocean, hit her favorite taco truck for dinner, fall asleep to the sounds of the waves and the gulls, and they’ll both feel a little better. 

And a few days later, a box full of candles that smell just like the lawn after her dad’s cut it will arrive, and she’ll cry over fucking grass.

[hiddlewhore]

Just you and me against the world

Tom x reader x reader's 4yo son

summary: you promised your son Finn that you'd always stay with him no matter what. And that no one could ever come between the 2 of you. Until you met the love of your life, Thomas William hiddleston.

Warnings: a child

I finally arrived home after a long day of being in the park with Tom and my beautiful son Finn. I unlocked the door of my apartment while Tom was holding him in his arms. Gosh he looked so cute with him.

I had Finn before I met Tom. I was all alone troughout the whole pregnancy. I was sad and felt terrible but decided to keep him anyways bcs I loved him, even tho his dad didn't. He did accept Finn but never tried to contact him, he only payed child support. So i raised him to the cute smart boy that he was today. I always told him that he would be the only guy in my life. Just him and me against the world.

That was until I suddenly bumped into Tom fkng hiddleston. We started talking, going on dates and eventually moved in together. It was all going really fast which Finn probably didn't really like.

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We walked in the apartment and Tom laid Finn carefully on the couch. "Hey, ill put him in his bed. It's already late for him. I'll be right back" I said to Tom and he said "Okay darling, I'll put the TV on and you can pick the movie." I smiled and went to the bathroom with Finn. "Brush your teeth and go to your bed okay? Mommy needs to go to the toilet, ill be right with you." He gave me a small nod and went to brush his teeth.

I stepped into his room when I saw him crying on the bed. "Hey buddy, what's wrong?" I asked him and he stayed silent. "Hm okay, If you don't wanna talk right now, you can talk to me later okay?" He stayed silent, again. "You have to sleep now baby" I tucked him in and gave him a small kiss on his forehead "goodnight my beautiful baby boy" "goodnight mommy."

I walked out of his room when he suddenly said "mommy wait". I gave him a confused look and he asked me to walk over to his bed again. "Yes?"

"Why is Tom here?" He asked and my eyes widened. "Because mommy loves him, why are u asking that honey?"

"I thought it was just me and you against the world...you promised...don't you love me anymore?" He said those words and my heart broke in thousands pieces. Have I really made him feel less than tom or have I really abandoned him? A lot of questions we're running through my mind. I put my hand on his and smiled with watery eyes.

"It's always been and it will always be me and you against the world. I would never leave you or put anyone else above you. Not even a stupidly attractive man. You're the reason why I found purpose again in my life, you're the reason why I wake up happy every day. I'm always happy to see and be with you. And yes Tom is here now but he can never come between us and I promise you, he's not planning to. And ofcourse I love you, I'll always love you, okay?" I said and he smiled again. "I love you mommy." He says and gives me a kiss on my cheek. I smiled and said "I love you more buddy. And whenever you want to talk about something again, I'm here. Okay now go to bed. It's late." We both laughed and I gave him one last kiss on his forehead (again) and walked away.

I walked into the living room when Tom said "ah there you are. I was already getting worried. What took you so long? Wouldn't he let go of you again?" He laughed until he saw that I didn't and the look on his face completely changed. "Hey, everything okay?" He asked worriedly.

I sat next to him on the couch and hugged him. "Finn thinks that I don't love him anymore..." I said with my voice breaking. "What why would he think that?" Tom asked , with widened eyes.

"I don't know...maybe I've spent to much time with you? Not that I'm blaming you it's just- am I a horrible mom or-" He cut me off with a kiss and I hummed in his mouth. His thin lips were so soft and his hand carried my cheek carefully like he always does. He pulled away and said "you're the best mom that Finn could ever ask for. You were all alone throughout your whole pregnancy, you gave birth to him on your own, you even raised so good all on your own. You're the most amazing person I've ever met. Don't tell my mom tho." I laughed and he smiled at me. "Gosh you really always know what to say huh?" I said and he looked at me in awe "you're perfect darling." He took a strand of my hair and tucked it behind my ear. I grabbed his face softly and kissed him again. We pulled away, both trying to catch our breath and he whispered "I love you so much. And I would never come in between you and your amazing son. And I'm gonna be honest, I love him too." My eyes sparkled when he said that. "Y-you love him?" He smiled and said "yes ofcourse I do." I snuggled closer to him and replied with "I love you too by the way."

[toestalucia]

can i talk about sr joel's fate eps again cuz they make me lose my mind. fate eps i went into like hihi joel but was immediately hit with 1) ebisu & echidna talk 2) dealing with captain making assumptions about him leaving the crew and being upset about that all on their own. been dying for them to discuss that more and then they gave me it in JOELS fate eps.....

ive been over this in the past too, but stuff like the crew succeeded with its initial goal/get-together reason in erste & crew members who has finished the reason why they joined the crew (such as joel realizing there very likely isnt a sea to swim in in the crimson horizon -> the topic of 'joel has no reason to stay' comes up) & then decided to keep travelling..........................luna's 'i dont like bad end movies' or whatever the title is..............oughhhhh i looovvvvvvvv when characters say they intend to stay with the grandcypher/join for estalucia it makes me so emotional

Joel: So in Auguste, the mother of the Crimson Horizon became the Mother of Life. That's why we believe an ocean waits at the bottom of the sky.

Joel: The same thing happened with Ebisu, the primal beast of blessings. In Auguste, that name's no more than a good luck charm—something to name your hammer or saw after.

like out of all primals to namesdrop in some sr's fate eps

Lyria has only half-understood the captain's mood. (Captain) is indeed worried about Joel's dampened spirits. But heavier still is the knowledge that he no longer has a reason to stay with the crew. The thought of parting with a treasured friend does not sit well with the captain.

do u get why i lose my fkng mind. guy who assumes things all on their own. also captain who is so bothered by the entire thing joel asks if theyre sick when he sees their face like help....

Before Joel can fret any further, (Captain) takes a deep breath and speaks. Choose: Are you going home? Joel: What? Oh... 'Cause we're heading to Auguste, right? Yeah. Thought I'd swing by. I already made it to the bottom of the sky... And I haven't seen my family in a while. Realizing Joel really does intend to leave, (Captain)'s shoulders sag. Joel: Captain, you're not looking too good. Go figure. We've been stuck in Pandemonium this whole time.

CONVOS THAT HAUNTS ME. 'i thought id swing by' Captain who was alrdy worried joels leaving is now Convinced. unreal

(Captain) manages a slow nod at what might be the last lecture Joel gives on the Grandcypher.

BHADBADBBADBJADBJKADBJKBJKADAD THEYRE SO DRAMATIC....but also joels whole lecture truly does feel like a goodbye thing like my dude...u r 19......imagine being told by a 19yo that u should sleep early..... but also in general how a lot of the dialogue starts leaning into the 'joel is leaving' narrative captain deluded themself into LOL

Diving forward, (Captain) yanks Lyria back, but the momentum carries the captain overboard instead.

doing this when ebisu&echidna alrdy was mentioned is so funny. golden knight....

Joel's voice is cold. With a shock, the captain realizes how cruel it was to believe Joel would just disappear.

this. this line. this exact one. joel who's upset because captain assumed he was leaving for good (lyria too is like, if he did he would tell us tho...) like its ssooooooooo goooooood this is what ive wanted im so glad still they gave this to me

Joel: You really think I'm the sort of guy that would abandon the crew? Without a word? I can't believe you...

Anna: Well... It's hard to ask about something if you're afraid of the answer, right? I know what that's like...

anna desperately trying to vouch for captain i lov her sm. either way the rest of the fate ep is also unreal. 'my grandmother did this thing with my grandfather' you cannot be serious...... hold on i forgot he said some of this stuff what the hell.................give joel a vday unit alrdy..........

Now the captain knows that though their dreams and wishes may change with time, their bond will always remain strong.

also makes me so emotional tho....

[silverdelirium]

Ok i been thinkin...

So we all agree theo is mean!dom so yk how when he punishes you he'll most likely tie you down, overstim, shove a vibe in u and all but he'll always touch you or degrade you and ask you questions.

So what it you're being eXtremely bratty and was ignoring him and stuffs so he decides to just full on ignore you while hes punishing you, the vibrator inside and all. It may feel extreme cause you re not sl used to him being tht mean. Saying things like "Daddy.. why are you ignoring me??" "Daddy, hold my hand pleasee" while you re sobbing and covered in tears :((

Might also be the first time you used your safeword cause you re so subby and need theo rlly fkng bad oop

he’d go so soft in a second :( “my sweet girl, what’s wrong?”

“wanna be with you!”

[twary]

Hi I was wondering if you could do another part 5 oc x canon character for me? Daniella Desmond is apart of Unita speciale. People call her Dan or Ella but she only lets people in the Unita Speciale call her, her nicknames though. Daniella's job is to interrogate and torture information out of people if they are caught alive. Daniella is very calm in situations but sometimes she gets nervous but she tries to not show that she's nervous. Daniella has a small soft spot for all of Unita Speciale and she even pets Secco when she's allowed to or that Cioccolata won't give her a look that says "I'll cut your hand off." Daniella's a very indoors person, she hates the outdoors. The only time she's outdoors is when she has a meeting with Unita Speciale, when she's interrogating someone, she's torturing someone with Cioccolata, or Squalo and Tiziano makes her go shopping with them. Daniella's stand is called Master Of Puppets. Her stand looks is a green slime creature who can shapeshift into any weapon she wants and it fights for her. I also either ship her with Cioccolata and Secco or Squalo and Tizano. Maybe a scenario where Daniella defends herself from an enemy and they are surprised? Or maybe some headcanons. I don't mind what you do.

I'll do some little headcanons then 👉👈

Squalo and Tiziano would be cheering for Daniella since the being.

If she end up killing the enemy, Cioccolata actually would be happy to see that little psycho side of her.

Secco is happy that Daniella is strong and can protect herself, he is also cheering for her.

Actually Squalo and Tiziano are really sweet with Daniella, so after seeing her protecting herself they will probably tell that she looked really cool.

Cioccolata will pet Daniella's head while saying "Good girl" just like he does with Secco, don't get him so wrong, he really thinks that she was good!

Tizi and Squalo will take her to the shopping later, why not? She is powerful, let's spoil her a little.

Secco will want a pet from Daniella~

Sorryyyyyy I'm so fkng tired today o(TヘTo)

See ya~