#they ARE just a lil guy. the most littlest guy

[ambereddragonfire]

@picklesmain​

ive not decided yet if theyre a kid or an adult (they do look quite scrawny) but i was thinking theyre into fabrics, sewing, weaving, knowing about different kinds of fibres, knowing how to handle and care for wool and satin and the like! either as a hobby, a field of study, or a full on job (tba)

i dont think anyone knows about their spideryness but i like the idea of them having one or two roommates

as far as special abilities go, their web can fluff up! its very good for making hammocks and nets to safely catch people with. very disconcerting to the average citizen, though.

theyre on the more friendly and familiar side, mostly focusing on getting people out of dangerous situations and rescue rather than fighting villains.

heres also a lil extra doodle: 

updated/redrawn my spidersona from back then!

[cxffecoupx]

what 2 am with them looks like

seventeen × gn reader comfort, healing (kinda, idk) warnings: mentions of making love, food wc: 1.3k author's notes: this was a random thought, and has been in my drafts for so long, so i decided i had to complete it. writing this gave me a peace i didn't know existed, so i love this work very much. i hope you guys love it too <3

➼ choi seungcheol

in bed. he's probably fucking you into the next week, making you cum at least 5 times before he kisses you gently and washes you up and prepares to sleep. if not this, then you're probably on your side of the bed. the other side of the bed remains empty, because your cuddly clingy boyfriend is wrapped around you, strong arms trapping your movements and legs tangled together.

➼ yoon jeonghan

dumb conversations. lying in bed, your head resting on his arm, your arm wrapped around his torso that shakes with the laughter. it's probably one of your lame jokes that only he finds funny, or one of his hilarious stories about seungkwan and chan, but it's got you both clutching your stomachs after a while. he pulls you close with his arm that's under your head and presses a light kiss to your forehead before finding another interesting topic. when do you sleep that night, that's a question you both have no answer for.

➼ hong jisoo

deep conversations. you're both sitting in your bedroom, hugging pillows as you slip into deep conversations about the universe and your future. you aren't sure how you got here, you were in your bed to sleep one moment and in the next, you're both sitting as you talk about your wedding and your house and the stars and the moon and his mom and his job; the conversation flows easily into the next topic. he only stops when he sees you suppress a yawn for the 3rd time before kissing you and suggesting you both go to sleep.

➼ moon junhui

watching cat videos. it all started a few hours ago, with you and jun on either side of the bed, scrolling through phones. you roll over to him, perfectly landing your head on his chest as you show him your screen. "look junie," you said as you shoved the phone into his face. he chuckles before holding your hand and focusing on the video of an orange cat tripping over it's own feet. he laughs watching it, and it ends up in you lying on his chest as you both watched every single cat video available on the earth. your laughs filled the room and tears filled your eyes, but it felt so good, spending time doing silly things like this.

➼ kwon soonyoung

passive watching soap operas. its the time of calm and quiet after the rush of the day, so when you turn on the tv after dinner, you stay like that until late hours. except the focus has moved from the drama on the tv to drama from work. from sitting at the ends of the couch, you end up tangled somehow - his head resting on your lap or him sitting on the floor, hands held with yours. the tv drones on at a low volume, but by then you've both shared all the tea from your work and are giggling over the littlest of things. in the morning, you're both probably on the floor, one of the cushions as a pillow and keeping warm by hugging each other.

➼ jeon wonwoo

playing games. after much practice and pain, you'd finally gotten better at the games wonwoo often played. most nights you'd be a team going against your other friends, but sometimes you prefer to play against him. and when that happens, it ends in either of the two ways: you're winning and start shaking your hips, or he's winning and decides to deliberately lose to help you win. either way, he wants to see your happy lil dance.

➼ lee jihoon

in his studio. jihoon's seated in his studio, working on a new track. when you arrive, he immediately pulls you to him, making you sit on his lap as he hands you his headphones. you look at him, confused, but wear them anyway and listen as he plays the track he was just working on. as you fall deeper into the melody of the song, he grips your hips in anticipation. it was a song to you, from him, containing the most heartfelt emotions he'd felt for you, but couldn't communicate properly. so he decided to put them into a song, a language he speaks so well and one that you understand.

➼ lee seokmin

having breakfast cereal. you'd gone through great lengths to find and buy the brand of cereal you both highly enjoyed. so now that you have it, why wait for the morning? when he wakes you up in the middle of the night, anxious and groggy about your reaction, he'd worried you'd judge him. but maybe it's the sleepiness hanging in his mind that he forgot you both basically share the same braincell. so the next minute you're stumbling into the kitchen, looking for bowls and cartons and giggling over spilling milk and noisy spoons. by the time you're done, your stomach's filled with food and heart's filled with love.

➼ kim mingyu

moments of soft intimacy. the evening goes by peacefully: you both come home, tired and exhausted; have a silent dinner mingyu lovingly prepared and talk about work; after some leftover work you both head to bed. but slowly, the stroke on the cheek becomes kissing, drawing shapes on your back as you kiss and nip at the base of his neck. mingyu's vulnerable now, only with you, but neither of you are in a rush to haste. his hands cup over your ass and thighs; your hands are braided in his hair. his palms knead the flesh of your breasts; your fingers gently brush across his chest and abs. whether or not you make love comes later, but you sleep peacefully in each other's embrace.

➼ xu minghao

sky-watching. when you poke him awake, he's definitely concerned, but the first thought that pops to his head when you say you cant sleep is to go sit in the balcony. so now, at 2 am, you're in the balcony, a cup of warm tea in your hands and xu minghao at your side. its silent, but its a comfortable silence that wraps around you like a blanket, and warmed up by the tea he specially made for you. and although for others, the silence might seem awkward, minghao knows that this is exactly what you need to escape from the thoughts racing around in your mind.

➼ boo seungkwan

late night walks. seungkwan's energy peaks after he comes home and sees you, so walks to tire you both out becomes a staple in the routine. youre walking the streets in matching hoodies (that's because you take one of his) and even in the cold, he makes it a habit to hold your hand in his. you wander through new streets every night, discovering new neighbourhoods, having a quick snack from the convenience store, and usually stumble over a park or play area. you can feel seungkwan's eyes light up and the next thing you know, youre on the swings, side-by-side. with the little squeeze of your hand, he lets you know he's ready to go back.

➼ chwe hansol

watching a movie. to hansol, any logical being would be asleep at this hour. (un)fortunately for him, you weren't as logical as he thought. but maybe he enjoys it because why else would he allow you to keep him awake at this ungodly hour, watching 'Tangled' for the twentieth time now? all frowns erase the moment he sees pascal on the screen, and a smile places itself. he becomes so engrossed in the movie he doesn't even notice that you'd fallen asleep about halfway through the movie. when he does notice tho, he silently closes the laptop and places it away, before slipping back into the bed to get his precious sleep.

➼ lee chan

listening to him talk. chan loves to talk, and you love to listen to him talk. while mostly by this time you're both dead asleep, sometimes you end up in the balcony, the wind playfully ruffling his hair as he goes on and on about something he's so so passionate about. it could be the most trivial things, but the way his eyes go wide as he's expressing his emotions and the way they catch the moonlight in them like little stars. you're gonna be pretty tired the next morning, but when chan's with you, you couldn't care less.

[isa-ghost]

*breaks down ur door* ramon n phil hcs perhaps?

YYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Phil headcanons masterlist

If Ramon knew where Phil was from, he'd desperately want to see the Hardcore World builds (not that Phil canonically built them), and all of Phil's farms (now those he DID build).

If Phil knew Create it'd be fucking OVER for the Federation, with his and Ramon's powers combined and the additional insanity that Tubbo and Pierre can bring? SHEESH.

Of the OG eggs that aren't his own, Ramon is Phil's favorite, but he'll never say that.

Hot take but (before Fitpac was anywhere near close to being a thing), Phil was the one standing in Spreen's place. At least early on, with how often he & Chayanne would join Ramon & Fit on adventures.

Ramon's death on that airship was the first moment it REALLY struck Phil that the eggs can die. Like that's a reality, not just a scary unlikelihood or something. It can and will happen in the blink of an eye.

Phil absolutely adores the way Ramon became such a fierce protector of the other eggs, especially his sisters. It's always touched him how adamantly Ramon fights to give his siblings the most normal childhood they can. He just wishes the lil guy would acknowledge he deserves that too.

Actually on that note I could write a whole ass analysis of how Phil and Ramon can sometimes think/operate similarly, but I'd have to binge a bunch of Ramon moments to get enough material. But like. Do you see my vision? With the way they're both self-sacrificial to sometimes detrimental degrees?

Present day, one of the memories that gives Phil the most bittersweet nostalgia for the "good days" on the Island are the ones where he & Chayanne and Fit & Ramon would be wandering the savannas just exploring and looting random shit. It was nerve-wracking, yeah. Every adventure with the eggs was, this is Mr. Hardcore we're talking about here. But there's something so special about the banter with Fit while they watched Chayanne & Ramon demolish whatever mobs they encountered.

Speaking of demolishing mobs, there is something so inexplicably and unreasonably funny to Phil about watching Ramon (or Dapper or Pomme for that matter) absolutely STACKED in a suit of armor or carrying some massive fuckoff weapon when he is just the littlest guy 🤏🏻🤏🏻 Like the absurdity of this funky lil orb creature with obnoxiously chunky armor and the world's bulkiest weapon is just Comedy Gold to Phil.

Although Phil only ever knew surface level stuff (if that), if he ever heard the extent of how ride or die Ramon was with Fit & his secrets about Whatever (data collection, Madagio, etc), it'd give Phil a whole new level of admiration for him.

Bird brain mimicry sometimes made Phil say "Ramon" with a (badly, Britishly) rolled R the way Fit always would.

He wishes the eggs were around for the whole Maze thing because he guarantees Ramon would've found some kinda way to either Create his way to a solution or brute forced it. That kid would've 100% cracked the code to that stupid fucking Maze.

Phil always loved the way Ramon was so observant. That kid would notice details of things or traits of certain people that nobody else would. Not only did it give him a special layer of thoughtfulness to put into the things he did for & gave to other people, but it's a valuable skill to have as a survivalist.

I can't believe I only just now thought if this one but Phil absolutely fucking TREASURES the way Ramon softened Fit up. He's always known Fit as this rugged, mysterious wild card with a dangerous streak, which– Don't get Phil wrong, he was & is down bad for it. But to see something finally put some long-term genuine warmth in those eyes and a smile lacking malice on that face? And for that something to be a brilliant, silly little kid that radiates the same kind of energy as Fit himself? Priceless.

If there was any egg Phil would consider capable of fending for themselves, it'd be Ramon. Ideally, no egg would ever have to. At least not forever. But if he had to name one he thinks could survive alone? Yeah, Ramon. And not just because he's the son of a 2B2T veteran.

[nekohime19]

Mini Mac # 27 : Monkey vs bone demon

It's LBD chapter!!!

Wukong has been acting quite odd lately. Macaque always knew his golden-furred friend was a very clingy lad, he always thought it was because of his nature as a monkey, monkeys were social creatures after all. But lately, Wukong took it upon himself to praise him for the littlest of things. When Macaque gathered twigs and leaves for the fire, Wukong praised him for his thoughtful nature. When he healed some unfortunate bruises with his balms, the sage sang about his vast knowledge on herbs and plants. He was praised for his nimble fingers and his braid-weaving skills, for the way he walked, the way he talked, the way he laughed. Every little thing he did was showered with admiration from the sage.

Bajie seemed to be quite entertained by the sage's odd behavior, he always clapped and whistled, an infuriating knowing smirk etched on his snout. Wujing, as always, was more peaceful about it, throwing encouraging glances at the golden-furred monkey. Ao Lie joined Bajie at times, and cooed other times, acting like what he was seeing was the most adorable thing on earth. The only one who acted with some semblance of normalcy was Sanzang. The monk raised an eyebrow each time Wukong twisted himself to praise Macaque and let it slide with an embarrassed smile before looking elsewhere. Like always, thought Macaque, the kid was the most sensible out of all of them.

Macaque was on the sage's shoulders, nibbling on some fruit pieces.

“The way you eat is very cute, Macaque.” Cooed Wukong with a swishing tail, somewhat excited by something. Macaque raised an eyebrow and sighed.

“You're praising me for the way I eat?” Answered the black-furred monkey. Bajie bursted laughing, his snorts echoing around the pilgrims.

“This is gold!” Wheezed the pig as he clutched his stomach, Wujing patted the pig back, trying to calm his laughter.

“Shut it, Piglet!” Growled Wukong as he turned towards Bajie.

“You got a problem, monkey?” Replied Bajie with a sneer, Sanzang intervened before it could escalate further.

“Why don't you go search for food, Wukong?” Sighed the monk, he was less nervous around the golden-furred monkey than he was at the beginning of the journey but there was still a lingering apprehension in his voice. Wukong glared at the monk, he calmed down once Macaque put his lil paw on his cheek.

“Yes, Master.” Sighed the sage as he stepped on his cloud and flew away with Macaque.

“You're beginning to like these pilgrims, don't you?” Asked Macaque as they were searching for a house to beg for food. Wukong huffed like a petulant child and crossed his arms.

“I'm tolerating them.”

“Come on, I know you had some laughs with Ao Lie and you like Wujing.” Chuckled Macaque as he playfully nudged Wukong's face with his tiny paws.

“I'm just being civil.” Huffed Wukong but there was the hint of a smile on his lips.

“Reaaally?” Teased Macaque as he pawed at Wukong's cheek to annoy him. The sage fondly rolled his eyes and took Macaque in his hands.

“Really, you lil devil.” Chuckled the golden-furred monkey as he tickled the lil guy. Macaque shrieked with laughter and tried to push Wukong's fingers away, in vain.

They returned to the pilgrims after finding food. A woman was with the pilgrims, offering them some sort of bowl. Macaque shivered at her sight, there was something about her that unsettled the black-furred monkey. Wukong fur bristled and he showed his fangs, growling. He took Macaque and put him in the heart-pocket, then he pounced on the woman and killed her with one powerful blow on the head. The woman turned into bones, her remains falling in the pearl-white snow.

“Wukong! What have you done?” Shriked Sanzang as he clutched his staff in horror.

“She was a demon, Master! A nasty one. Look at her remains, it's unnatural.” Growled Wukong. “Her spirit escaped.”

“Or maybe you killed her by accident and you're using magic to convince us she was a demon.” Huffed Bajie with crossed arms. Sanzang eyes narrowed at the accusation and he glared at the sage, Macaque intervened before the monk could do something he'll regret later on.

“Let's calm ourselves! Kiddo, you promised me to not use the circlet.” Growled Macaque, Sanzang opened his mouth and then averted his eyes in shame.

“Sorry, Mister Fairy…” He mumbled.

“Why would Wukong lie about this?” Argued Macaque as he put his hands on his hips, he jumped out of Wukong's shoulders and landed in the snow, looking up at the pilgrims.

“Of course you defend him.” Sneered Bajie. Wukong bristled at his tone of voice.

“Do not take this tone with Macaque.” Warned the sage with a dangerous glint in his eyes.

“Let's all calm down.” Worried Wujing.

“But it's obvious that the monkey-” Ao Lie cut Bajie by hitting him with his hooves.

“... I'm sorry I jumped to conclusions, Wukong. But, please, tell me before doing something like this.” Sighed Sanzang.

“So what do we do about the demon, you said her spirit escaped, right?” Asked Ao Lie as he tilted his horse head.

“We'll seal her.” Replied Sanzang with a determined gaze.

“What? But Master we need to kill-”

“We'll seal her.” Repeated Sanzang as he straightened himself to appear more confident, Wukong sighed and ruffled his hair in frustration.

“Alright…” He replied, Sanzang breathed a sigh of relief.

Macaque climbed Wukong again and settled on his shoulder, glad he managed to calm the tensions.

“Thanks for defending me.” Mumbled Wukong as he scratched under Macaque's chin.

“Always.” Softly replied Macaque with a small smile, Wukong looked at him with an unreadable expression before turning away, the tip of his ears reddening.

+ cut scenes

Wukong *watching Macaque defends him* : Bae 🥰🥹

Wukong *when Bajie began to sneer at Macaque* : so you chose death 😡

 

Macaque : why is Wukong acting so weird with me? 🤔

Wukong *looking at Macaque with heart eyes* : 😍

The wind : I think my bro is blind 😮‍💨

 

LBD *trying to trick the pilgrims* : this is easy 😌

Wukong *pouncing out of nowhere* : not on my watch! 😠

 

Fun fact : Sanzang is more or less afraid of all the pilgrims at different levels except Macaque, because Macaque is tiny and not unkind to him.

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[rozugold]

could I have a lil' mikey underscore beloved? just a lil' guy? the littlest guy? the most guy to ever little?

Baby beekeeper gets distracted by rolly polly instead of helping his dad

It’s okay he finds him eventually

[heheshruberycollector]

Heebie geebies oh ho ho

@the-lights-are-loud HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN MUTUALS HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

Love ya ❤️

[megsdoodletag]

What vibes do Medea and Mercurius homeworlds and legions have, like Roboute's being Rome and Mangnus's being Egyption

whoever u are i owe u my life for the opportunity to talk more merc and medea

medea’s is a mycenaean, psyker-heavy world of heroes and monsters. Medea himself is raised as a scion of a high house, famed for their potions, poisons, and bottled spells. He is well known on his planet and, while not in charge of anything per say, is viewed as a sort of powerful mythic figure prior to emps’ arrival, like he’s the witch who lives in the cave in the mountain it takes you ten days to climb so you can ask him for advice and he agrees to help but not before you complete a favor for him to prove your worth that is essentially another two week questline on its own. this reputation is in part because of medea’s geneseed quirk which allows him to produce pheromones that affect human brain chemistry, and in part because he’s got that psyker charm.

Mural of [REDACTED] sending a supplicant on a quest, artist unknown Recovered from the Space Hulk Euripides by Juno Guilliman

his legion steps onto the planet for the first time and feels like they are home. Medea greets them as a parent with a favored child. They were called the Crysomallos and acted as honorguard for many important baseline imperials, but found favor with the local populous and were renamed the Astral Titans. While their pheromones can have various effects, the most typical use is a calming one that is often used to simply override the transhuman dread; very strong applications of the same compound may put even other astartes to sleep. the Astral Titans pride themselves on de-escalating conflicts and peaceful resolutions.

Merc’s world is perhaps my favorite because i gave myself permission to be completely stupid about it For The Story Themes. it’s a place very much like m3 earth. He lived in a big city called new^2 york and he’s got a four-year degree in psych with a minor in anthropology from the University of Delawont. He plays video games on his PS48ZXS (which Boy later inherits) and enjoys Broaderway theater shows. He was absolutely not important to his planet, besides being a medical oddity, like some kind of blind Robert Wadlow. While on the crusade he misses pizza and his adoptive mom sends him soctso birthday cakes every year while she can. She has to send multiple bc he shares with his boys.

Damaged pict, depicting a transhuman (unidentified) and a relative. Artist unknown. Pulled with permission from the restricted section of His Most Holy Emperor's personal collection.

His lil guys were called something stupidly standard before, like ‘the messengers’ or something. They’re fine, but they’re just. kind of standard, nondescript marines. they don’t have any weird quirks and they don’t have that Collective Culture thing all the other legions seem to. theyre certainly nowhere near a big legion, but they’re not the littlest either. they’re just a bunch of guys who feel out of place. They're not even kept together as a legion per say; they act as messengers between legions specializing, if you can call it that, in carrying information back and forth across the expanding imperium and attempting to foster goodwill when the big boys have a joint encounter. and then merc shows up and he’s just a guy, and they realize that being just guys is their place. and their collective culture is being relieved at that instead of upset they’re not in a position better suited for glory seeking and emperor serving.

merc does not rename his legion, one of the captain’s remembrancer friends gives the guys a new nickname and it sticks. The Second’s Chorus, to everyone else’s principle actors. The fools that speak true, the ensemble that enhances both set and song, the extras that make the scene feel alive instead of empty.

(the Chorus who fail to talk medea out of her revenge, who witness all tragedies but can not change the course of the play.)

but also the Chorus who gives context. who remind you what has occurred in acts hours past. the audience’s touchstone for perspective. the ones who warn of the path and the ones who call sympathy for those who walk it.

[vshthestmpede]

Hey hey! I just happened to stumble upon your blog and I was pleasantly surprised. I saw your requests were open and it would be lovely to see more Knives content. Normally I’m Vash obsessed but recently….Knives has caught my eye. But my request, what sweet and romantic things would he say to the reader? Would he say dramatic things and give them the universe if he could, or would he be subtly sweet and let the littlest things speak? I’d like to know your thoughts!

Also side question? Do you write nsfw content? If you don’t that is completely ok! I would just like to know for future requests so I don’t ask anything that you’re not comfortable with. Thank you and have a wonderful day/night!

sweet nothings + knives

word count; 247

warnings; awkwardness at its finest!

note; to answer your question, anon, i do write nsfw! i am trying to get better at it at least haha. on the other hand, i do appreciate all of you guys being so patient with me! i'm very close to graduating and having more free time, so i will be able to upload more consistently soon! please take this little blurb of an idea as an apology <3

cross-posted to ao3

knives would always love to catch you off guard whenever he had something to say to you

he would often come up behind you, lean down and murmur right in your ear

the way you would shiver or lean back into him made his heart race, though he would never outright admit it

"you put the stars to shame", "if you were to say the word, the galaxies would be ours", things like that

the lil shit definitely knew how to get your heart pounding

it didn't matter who was around when he spoke his heart to you, nobody dared to pay mind to it in fear they would feel his wrath

these sweet gestures hit even harder when you two were in private, however

as much as he was oblivious to most things regarding human emotion, it seems like his timing was impeccable when it came to saying the right things at the right time

you'd just be waking up, sleep still plaguing your body when you'd feel him press a kiss to your temple

"good morning, my sunshine."

you would be sitting on the counter as you got ready for the day, leaning close to the mirror

"what're you staring at?" you wouldn't even turn to face him, just lock eyes in the mirror

"you, obviously. i can't admire my lovely partner now?"

in the heart of the base, studying the red plants

"the paradise i wish to build, it would be incomplete without you."

[jackals-ships]

in a shocking turn of events this was Only ~800 words

bc @almostourgalaxy asked abt dogs response to dual bein sick and WELL, ur honor. he's baby. they're soft

you are having yourself a nice little nap when the sound of crashing wakes you up. has you jerking out of bed as your heart tries to leave your body, prey brain instincts shoutin about predator danger loud scared danger til you're aware properly.

you register first that saturn ain't in your bed, you're midway to getting up to find him when. you find him. in the damn floor. something like irritation flares up cuz you were sleepin and dumbass went and rolled out the bed apparently and he's probably layin there all embarrassed about busting his ass.

“Ampora.” all the bite drains out of you before you even finish his name. when he looks up at you he looks. rough. looks like he ain't quite with it and that's all but confirmed when he whimpers at you like a wriggler, even lookin like he's close to crying. fins flaring out hurt-defensive and you. you ain't sure he recognizes you in that moment.

....fuck but that's a familiar expression he's wearing too.

so you chirp at him as you slide off the bed, keeping yourself loose an open. voice pitched down softer than usual. “Saturn? …Sati?” he's still lookin at you sideways as you think. “..Korli?” that gets somethin, another whine that you answer with a chirping croon. “Korli, lil scraps, lil baby love, what happened huh?”

hand out he lets you touch his muzzle, pushes up into it with sad-pained sounds but doesn't give you a right answer. you're all set to frowning, he's. well he still feels like a corpse that's been left in a freezer too long but a warmer one. that is. hm. less than ideal.

his fins are still flaring out all pained but his posture is less defensive the more you stroke him. “You hurt yourself fallin huh? Scared yourself somethin fierce too didn't you Korli? Oh poor baby, can you show me where it hurts most right now?” he's turning his head, showin off his horns. ah. probably slammed em on the way down.

you're petting him with one hand and letting the other gently press. seeing what makes him wince and takin down mental notes. closer you get to the base of his left horn the more he whines, so you ease back off. shushing him gently. “I know, I know, oh littlest love you're okay, I'm right here, I got ya. He's bein so brave for me isn't he? Bravest little Scraps huh?”

you've never seen him so. open. but the praise gets him chirping and nuzzlin even more intently into you. “Oh he is so brave. My strong, bravest lil guy wanna get up? Back into bed?” he's shaking his head at you. “You wanna keep sittin?” another head shake that has you thinkin slowly. “...were you tryin to get up to get somethin?” that earns you a nod.

“Somethin to eat?” another no. “Water then? ..Alright that works, need to get some painkillers into you anyways…” course that sets him to pouting and if you weren't so worried you'd be squishing his whole face. fuck he ain't allowed to look so cute. “No? Even now you don't like takin your medicine huh. It'll make you feel better sugar.” somehow the pout is increasing and it's so hard to not laugh. “Okay, alright. Just water then, and maybe a treat huh?”

that gets him perked up. scrambling to all fours (threes) to follow you. steps unsteady, a bit of a limp, but he ain't falling over so you're (less) worried about a concussion. for the most part.

the water is the easy part. slipping painkillers into his food is a little more difficult because he is all up in your business. ("Lil love I'm just tryin to get, Korli gentle mouth, I'm tryin to- you gotta wait a second-")

but somehow, against all odds, it is accomplished. he also accidentally tried to take your whole fingers off in the process. you make a mental note that hand feeding giant puppies with teeth that fuck large is a little dangerous.

getting him back into bed is a pain in the ass. all the gentle coaxing has him whining and sulking like a kid that doesn't wanna take a nap. at least until you pitch your voice faux sad because, “You don't wanna cuddle? But the beds so big Scrapsies and Imma be so lonely all by myself.”

it works a little too well.

you could almost believe he wasn't hurting with the way he damn near barrels into you, curls up around you with the biggest wettest eyes til you start up petting him again.

…this is. gonna be one hell of a conversation later. but for now you don't focus on that. instead you just keep petting him til he starts to fall back asleep.

where you quickly learn that puppy saturn is clingier than normal saturn. you thought about moving and it was like he could sense it an was personally offended.

help.

[littlepetshopplushiearchiver]

Nanco has made a couple of Littlest Pet Shop Plush/Stuffed toys for carnival prizes and claw machines from 2007 to around 2010. Unfortnatly there is ZERO photos of them in carnival stalls and its not sure how many exist. So far from what I've seen is this beautiful fuck from 2008. based on LPS #641

This lil long guy from.. unknown date :,) but is most definetly from Nanco due to the odd orange loop on the back of their nape which all Nanco LPS have. Typically I can find the date on the tag but out of the two photos I have found of them, the tag is blurry. It's maybe based off of LPS #111?

Little pink octopus! It's so cute GRAHHH! From 2009 and based of of LPS #704

Cute mousie with a hat, all ready for winter from 2007 probably based off of LPS #30

Silly goofy ass ginger kitty from 2008. I was only able to find two sources of this guy, an ebay listing with a couple of photos of different angles and one photo from Indian amazon, interestingly enough! I think it's based off of LPS #114 but thats a huge maybe

just look at the GRIP this dude is grabbin this butterfly with. . . From 2007 and based off of LPS. maaaayyybe based off of LPS #202 but there is quite a few differences

Pandas! these guys were from a claw machine and based on LPS #90

Lastly, this guy, which I dont actually think is Nanco but it was listed as one. Any image reverse search and search terms bring up nothing. This is the only photo I could find, if there was a back view I could verify but unfortunately there isnt :( what makes me severely doubt its nanco it it's embroidery eyes- though, the octopus from 2009 did... So, who knows! It gives me 2017 LPS vibes.

[dtupdates-archive]

♡—DREAM was active on Dream__Fanart (pt. 1)! He liked:

tumblr req :3

he scares me sometimes

living life like limitless, there's nothing else but right here right now 💚🏔️

👹.

*sigh* yes, i am a crybaby...

😴🥰✨.

laaaa la laaaaaa

Traditional dream.

dteam eyes &lt;3

(untitled)

We need to put him in a bubble suit

protecting him from every illness ever

dream in my the most recent outfit (+cat beanie) cuz idk what to doodle

bro's doin great. take care of yourself buddy, we really appreciate you &lt;3

thank you for tweeting every couple of hours so we know you’re ok dream : ) dttwt hopes you recover quickly &lt;3

qts

thats crazy

Movie night in bed while recovering 🩹❤️‍🩹

it’s been rly hot outside ☀️

dream

The poor little guy is enjoying his rose tea

…

Real

脑一个战后小互动XD

Blob doodles

Everest 💚

just a happy lil guy

Him and his bodyguards 🫶✨

dnfies

hello

He’s sleepy 💤

your existence is precious! 🌼

Too silly

for alé :)

🩷.

Get well soon, king

eepy

:)

actually don't 😭💚

The littlest minecraft guy

alright

💚💙🦈Matching🦈💙💚

💚.

Doodle :3

dreamXD just stays silly :3

They're soggy :/

what are these guys doing on the mushrooms😲

⭐⭐⭐.

oh my, oh my god !

I did blob dream instead! :D✨

Smol dreamteam:D

stream ‘everest’ wherever you get your music!!! i love this song so much. thank you for making it, dream 🫶🏻

Sea otters hold hands while they're sleeping so they don't drift away from each other!

Pensieri sopraffatti

Dreamfanart should follow me for this one it’s a banger

smiley boy!! :D

dsmp s2 never happen but sometimes i think

“I lived bitch.”

little dteam in a mushroom playground but there is definitely a spider somewhere in it

ohhh i forgot to post these

🤯.

And he stays there ☝️‼️‼️

: )

[cruciferous-spatula]

Bigarrenas now, where lil' guy Izar is sad. Actually both the toddlers are in aspiration failure because their parents divorced last round, so that's fun

One thing Izar does have going for him rn is wants. Specifically, learning nursery rhymes wants. And fortunately big sis Miretsi agreed to help make that happen

Somewhat less musically inclined, Poza gets back in the green by earning a counting-stones skill point, discovering a passion in life along the way

Nahia and Entzule discuss things over some soup. I think Entzu is opening up to the idea of meeting someone new. Not knowing how exactly to feel about that, Nahia just kinda nods

Later, Nahia runs into her mom, who is hanging out just outside the house for some reason.

next day,

Para is visiting, as is the wolf who's taken a liking to tormenting her lately. She gives her a good telling off this time. Also uncle Indartsu drops by, and Maggie befriends this stray doggie called Poppo.

And Inti is here, seeing one of her littlest ones.

There's a lot to miss here. Most of her kids, watching them grow..

and her ex's hawt bawd

end of part 1

[hoonvrs]

We fr like this babes🤞

I CANNOT live a day with the worry of an argument it stresses me out so much

Alr not to vent but ive seen most ppl have this friend that they just cant say no to. Like its IMPOSSIBLE.

I have a friend like that, shes legit my closest friend. I have this trauma from like 3 years ago, she randomly just some day went "i dont wanna be friends with you anymore, r***a gives you too much attention." The girl i just metioned, my closest friend and i are a trio (theyre literally my closest friends). Back on topic HOW TF IS IT MY FAULT SHE GIVES ME TOO MUCH ATTENTION. But i was too distracted by the fact she didnt wanna be friends anymore that I didnt even realize how logicless it was. We had been friends for about 4 years back then (7 now) and i was DEVASTATED. No thats an understatement.

I was so sad that I went to my mum and cried to her for an hour straight.

After that she lowkey became controlling. Whenever i did something she didnt like, shed block me unannounced and wouldnt even tell me what pissed her off. Her anger issues are off the boundaries till today. She gets mad at the littlest of things. When i dont do something she wants she goes on to persuade me by telling me shed tell a certain someone my secrets or block me everywhere etc.

But till this day i cant unfriend her because first of all, im too scared to. Shed get all annoyed and talk behind my back shit. Secondly, forget the first one I just CANT. Whenever i wanna think of unfriending her i just get reminded of all the fun times we had all these years and end up with tears.

Besides all that, youd be surprised to believe she has been one of my best friends ever. Nobody would believe me. But in reality i love her too much to let go if

(IM SO SORRY FOR THE RANT I WAS FEELIN A LIL EMOSH TODAY 😭😭😭)

-🌜

DW ABOUT THE RANT BAE IDM

i can’t relate in the sense that my bsfs and me are a trio too but honestly ur friend sounds so toxic

i get you guys have had good times that makes u hesitate but if she’s able to get prissy and block you over her own problems and insecurities it’s really not worth it bae. no one who loves you would put you in a position where you question theyre friendship and contemplate unfriending them

and if she chats shit let her😭 people are gonna talk behind ur back regardless and i don’t wanna be the instigator here but do u really think she’s quiet whenever she gets upset or jealous and blocks you? i just think the cons outfight the pros cause no amount of good times can cover the fact that she’s genuinely stressed you out over ur friendship js cause she doesn’t wanna grow up

PEOPLE WHO CAN TAKE NO ARE THE WORRSSTTT the amount of arguments and growth i’ve had to go through with my friends rn over the last 8 years i’ve known them is crazy🫠 but sometime people need to be confronted and if ANYBODYY can’t take criticism from their best friend trust me they’ll nvr change🫥

BUT you never know, idk how old you are but friend groups and bsfs either grown into each other or out of it, it’s just life and part of it. js trust that you will grow and learn from it just try and protect ur peace

anyways i hope i don’t come off aggressive or sumn😭 im an argumentative bitch who will start an argument with anyone so ik not everyone is like me but hopefully it all ends well for u bae🫂 u deserve better

[pokemon-poll-party]

Press X to open up your Lil Guy Dex!

Here's the promised breakdown of all our Lil Guy Data:

Within Round 1:

We have 11 Pokémon from Gen 1, 9 from Gen 2, 10 from Gen 3, 11 from Gen 4, 6 from Gen 5, 4 from Gen 6, 4 from Gen 7, 11 from Gen 8, and 6 from Gen 9, so every generation is represented in the Lil Guy Pokémon poll!

As for type, we have 8 Normal type, 3 Fighting type, 4 Flying type, 8 Water type, 5 Fire type, 6 Rock type, 6 Electric type, 5 Ghost type, 7 Psychic type, 3 Dark type, 5 Bug type, 8 Poison type, 7 Ground type, 3 Fairy type, 5 Ice type, and 3 Dragon type!

The least? We've got just one steel type!

(It's this lil guy)

On the opposite end of the spectrum, we started out with a whopping 15 Grass types! Guess Grass has a Lil Guy subtyping!

Most of our lil guys are the first of their evolutionary line, with 22 being the first in a line of 3 and 43 being the first in a line of 2. Only 6 of our lil guys don't evolve at all, and just one lil guy is an evolved form!

(Coincidentally, Maushold also wins for the most lil guys in your lil guy.)

Our biggest lil guys by height are: Smeargle and both variations of Slowpoke, coming in at 47" or 1.2m. Since Slowpoke might be length, I think we can crown Smeargle as our tallest lil guy; I'm sure the crown will fit great on their hat.

The biggest lil guy by weight, by far, is of course our snacking friend, Munchlax, at 231.5lbs or 105kg. So if you ever need a friend to help you bench press, I'm sure Munchlax would be happy to help!

Our littlest of lil guys? When it comes to height, that would be Joltik and roaming form Gimmighoul, at a teeny-tiny 4" or 0.1m. Notably, we do have a lot of tiny lil guys, with Morelull, Applin, Wishiwashi, Shroodle, Natu, and Shaymin's land form all coming in just a smidge taller at 8" or 0.2m.

Roaming form Gimmighoul wins once again for smallest weight, coming in at 0.2lbs or 0.1kg. Our next smallest is our fishy friend, Wishiwashi at 0.7lbs or 0.3kg.

Within Round 2:

When it comes to generations in Round 2, we have a clear mode: 5! We have 5 Pokémon each from Gens 1-5, 3 from Gen 6, 4 from Gen 7, 3 from Gen 8, and just 2 from Gen 9!

As for types, we've knocked out Steel type entirely this round (sorry, Alolan Sandshrew!). Fighting, Dark, and Dragon types are all hanging in there with one Pokémon each- Riolu, Galarian Zigzagoon, and Goomy! Then we have 2 Flying; 3 each of Normal, Water, Ghost, Electric, Poison, Fairy, and Ice; 4 of Rock, Psychic, Bug, and Ground; and lastly Grass type's previous lead is now shared with Fire type, with 5 Pokémon each.

All but one of our Pokémon are now full of potential and waiting for evolution. The exception is Shuckle, who is just full of potential

(I mean, look at them.)

Our remaining lil guys are also even littler! Currently holding the title for tallest Pokémon in the competition are Snover and Kantonian Ponyta (whose Galarian counterpart is just a smidge smaller), both at 39" or 1m. As a tree, it should come as no surprise that Snover is the heaviest Pokemon in competition at 111.3lbs or 50.5kg.

With Gimmighoul out, Joltik is now the only 4"/0.1m Pokémon left in the running (but oh that 8 foot vertical leap, right?). It's also the smallest by weight at 1.3lbs or 0.6kg.

Thanks for reading, folks! We've got just over a day and half before Round 2 draws to a close, so if you haven't already, get voting and tell your friends! If you're anxiously trying to drum up support for your preferred lil guy, I'll happily reblog propaganda posts!

Links to all polls may be found here

[planetflos]

✿ 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒! | 𝖽𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗆𝖺𝖽𝖽𝗒 𝗉𝖾𝗋𝖾𝗓 ̥*ೃ♡𓏲

synopsis ⇨ in which i describe what it would be like dating maddy perez using these cute lil’ headcanons!

pairings ⇨ maddy perez x fem!reader.

warnings ⇨ angst—mentions of nate jacobs and domestic issues, swearing, fluff fluff fluff, and maddy being: maddy!

authors note ⇨ episode four was…i don’t think i have the words. it was definitely something, and maddy deserved a better party than what was given to her.

maddy the baddie, this diamond loving gem would have the biggest soft spot for you and would not be afraid to show it. you would mean everything to her.

miss perez is definitely the kind of girlfriend to take pictures of you off guard. when she shows you them, you’d be icked out by the awkward angle she captured you from, but she would 100% assure you that you’re the most beautiful person in the world and you look good at every angle. it’s true, i mean.

maddy would show her love for you in many ways—small gifts, kisses on the cheek, hand holding (lots of pda, she loves pda) flirty compliments, etc. she would also be your personal hype woman, especially on the days where you don’t feel as glamorous as usual.

you two would definitely mix match outfits from each other’s closets; she would swipe a pair of baby blue pumps from your top shelf and you would barrow her lavender daisy printed dress because it matches the earring and bracelet set you got from the mall.

make out sessions for hourssssssssss, maddy gives off major kiss queen vibes. you two would skip class and run off to the girl’s bathroom to get your mack on (along with manic panic from hearing footsteps, voices approaching, and keys jingling). by the time you two are done, her lashes would be hanging off the base of her lash line and your lipstick would be everywhere…but yours lips.

maddy would start arguments about the littlest things.

‘i saw the way he was looking at you. i’m not fucking stupid, yn. i know what im talking about.’

‘why did you say ‘okay’ like that earlier?’ ‘when?’ ‘i already said when, stupid. earlier.’

calling her ‘perez’ just to get on her nerves (maddy is so funny when she’s irritated, i’m giggling rn).

‘whatever, perez. i’m not doing this with you today.’ ‘don’t fucking call me that! i have a first name for a reason, use it!’

wherever she goes, you go. if someone from school invited her and the girls to a party or a sleepover, you’re coming with.

speaking of the girls, i think they would love you! but of course, not as much as maddy does.

and speaking of sleepovers, maddy would definitely share sleeping space with you. if you’re sleeping on the couch, she’s sleeping on the other side. she loves to be near you.

shopping dates at the mall—her second home. she would share the gossip about some of the workers in her favorite stores as you guys are cruising down the walkway, bags in one hand, strawberry and banana smoothies in the other.

‘i totally think that (sip) taylor is pregnant by the short guy who works at the pizza shop near kat’s house.’ ‘oh my god! (sip) are you serious? which taylor, the taylor that works at (sip) icing?’ ‘mmm, no. the taylor that (sip) works at victoria’s secret.’

maddy has a total princess complex, but she loves it when you sit on her lap.

kat and cassie being totally jealous of maddy’s relationship with you. kat would be vocal and gush, while cassie would just watch with pure envy in her eyes.

listening to music together in her room; you’d have one airpod in your ear and she’d have the other in hers.

her being your fashion guru.

‘you better not walk out the door until you’re looking fabulous, yn ln!’

nate jacobs seeing you two in the hallways—he would just stare. maddy would pull you close to her and give him the evil eye.

‘fuckin’ creepy ass cunt.’ she’d mumble underneath her breath.

bedazzling everything with her—and i mean everything. from inside your locker door to your car keys, everything would be covered in diamonds.

more petty little arguments.

‘okay, but you didn’t have to roll your eyes like that. i was only asking a question, yn.’ ‘and? i don’t have to respond if i don’t want to, my god maddy. it’s always something with you.’

rubbing her back and listening to her rant about the drama going on in her house.

dancing with her at parties; you two just being all over each other.

relaxing by the pool with her and cassie on the weekend.

maddy wrapping her legs around your waist whenever you two hug (so cute…just stop).

heated make out sessions in your bedroom.

‘i know i can be a bitch sometimes, but i love you, yn. you mean so much to me.’

🏷♡: aka tags. so yeah, i’m doing this now, i think! starting off with tagging my mutuals and some of my fav accounts that i follow. if you wanna be tagged in my fics and etc, just shoot me an ask or message and i’ll hop on it asap. @luversgirl @rileybinaa @taylorscrdigan @lovelyjj @avenging-fandoms @poguesarah @milkiane @novxturient @mentalpolaroids @msgorillagripcoochie @sugarcoatedjj @pankowfruitsnacks. more to be added!

[gegewrites]

Fezco x reader- Party

Content warning- smoking and drugs , smut minors dni, Nate being a dick.

This contains smut minors dni

This is my original work, I don’t not give the right for you to repost it or translate it anywhere

Posted- Jan 22,2022

Words-6,384

Lightly edited mind all editing mistakes

Rues narration-

Another day if this shitty place, okay so walking along the lockers with Maddy is (y/n). Yes the chick who you can usually find with Fez. It's no secret that she's fucking him for drugs. I know I've seen her at his place all the time, she always at the gas station with him and ashtray, she always around him, and fez gets a little bit annoyed when I talk about her to him.

I don't know much about her though, we stopped talking in middle school, but (y/n) wasn't the type of person you think would hang around Fez and Ash. She was smart, had a future planned out for her, she didn't indulge much in party favors.

(y/n) and Fez met when (y/n) needed some weed when she was 15, and from there she always went to fez for her supply. It wasn't until sophomore year when she turned 16 did she start fucking him, and he just let it happen, maybe against his own judgement cause he was 18, but it wasn't like she was doing it for oxy or coke.

Now that I'm thinking about it, I think she really just likes him, she gets this big smile on her face when she sees him and he seems to glow a bit but maybe that's just how stoned he is.

(Y/n)s pov-

"You seeing Fez later?" Maddy asked as we stopped at her locker.

"Ya at work, why?" I leaned on the metal.

"I need some weed, and some Molly." She reached into her purse and grabbed some cash out.

"Alright." I counted it out, 70,"I'll see what I can get you."

"Could you fuck him for a lil extra?" She smirked.

"No." I smiled,"you going to Neils party tonight."

"Of course, you bringing fez?"

"I think he's going cause business but I don't know."

Rues narration-

(y/n) and maddy have been friends since 8th grade, Nate and (y/n) hate each other, always have. So you can imagine the strain that put on things. But (y/n) wasnt worried about it and Maddy could care less, Nate though, thrived on it but that's for another day.

(y/n) had work after school today, she works with Fez and Ash at the gas station, she got the job this year, but was doing it for year last year anyways. apparently men see her so they come in more, fez doesn't let them anywhere near her though always getting in between her and the guy and women just feel a tad safer, makes sense with todays world.

Your pov-

Half and hour later at gas station-

I parked my car, and made my way out making sure to grab my phone and such. I locked my car as I walked over to Fez who was leaning on the counter looking my way.

"It's fucking freezing." I stated as the littlest smile grew in his freckled face.

"Walk fasta' then." He shrugged as I entered into the store,"warm in here."

"Party at Neil's today." I put my bag on the counter.

"Ya? You goin'?" I shrugged my shoulders as he wrapped an arm around my waist and pulled me onto him, I wrapped my arm around his waist.

"Maddy wants me to." I rested my cheek on his chest,"I gotta bring her some stuff so I don't see why I won't."

"If you goin' I'll go." I looked up at him and we shared a small kiss,"comin to my place tonight?"

"Where else do I ever go?"

"Shi' you right." He chuckled as I parted from him.

Rues narration-

(y/n) basically lived with Fez, she still had a room at her parents but with her dad being way for work all the time and her mom working nights she didn't really see them and she didn't like being alone so she stayed with fez most of the time, not that he was arguing, he liked having her in his bed and her being there for him to admire.

Ashtray also didn't mind having her around, she made a killer fucking Mac and cheese and he loved it he won't admit it, but he enjoyed her being around. She also helped Fez with his grandma which meant a lot to Fez One thing he didn't like, Mouse likes her. Worried Fez a bit but (y/n) is great at ignoring people. Fez once pissed her off big time and she ignored him for 3 days, and yes even at work and at his place. He likes the chase, she's his best high.

Fezcos Pov-

I watched (y/n) go into the freezer to Ash, most likely to get the stuff she needs. She went in there at the perfect time cause Nate pulled up.

"Hey Fez." Nate greeted as he got out his tall ass truck.

"Playboy." I looked over at him as he walked over.

"Bringing your bitch to Neils tonight?" He leaned on the counter.

"Scuse' me?"

"Are you. Bringing . Your. Bitch. To Neil's party?" I looked over to the freezer door hoping she wouldn't come out.

"Why the fuck you askin questions Nate?"

"Just wondering, a few of my players wanna take turns." I got off the counter,"you know..feel up on that sweet ass she got, try that pu-"

"Get outta here Nate unless you actually need some, keep talkin and see what happens."

"Watch what you say drop out." He walked past me before he grabbed two packers of rollers and then grabbing two packs of gum," 2 packs of cherry papers and some gum."

"6 dollars." He handed me the cash and left with his shit. (y/n) walked out of the freezer right as Nate looked out his window.

"You coming (y/n)?" He asked.

"On your dick? Sorry,Too small." She grabbed onto my arm.

"Ha-ha. We'll see." With that, he drove off.

"Asshole." She shook her head.

"His team wan' take turns on you." She let go of me putting the stuff she got from Ash on her bag. She looked at me blankly, blinkin a few times.

"I'm still going, but you're inspecting my drinks."

"Whatever you say Ma'. Got whatchu need?"

"For now ya." She nodded.

"What else you need?" She gave me that look,"later Ma, later."

"Can't just...go into my car?" She grabbed my hand and pressed up onto me a bit.

"Nah." I shook my head and leaned down a tad,"when we get to my place I'm all yours Ma."

"We're going to my place after." She corrected me.

"Aight then when we get to your place."

Rues pov-

(y/n) and fez where like...the best couple, a little bit more known then Nate and Maddy. Look She's dating the dropout dealer....news flys.

Plus when you see her and fez at the gas station acting a little...handsy with each other it's just confirms it.

I've pulled up to them full in making out before, walked into a bedroom at a party to her in his lap- a joint in one hand and her ass in his other and in the most heated make out I've ever seen, I think she might've also been riding him cause she did have a skirt on and looked like she grinding on him, but yo look not my business.

Your pov-

A few hours later, Your bedroom-

The smell of weed filled my nose as I I grabbed my clothes out of my closet. There was fez, laying in my bed like he owned the place, legs crossed, head back, and a Cone in hand.

"You plan on chillin at this party or we gon' find a room baby?" He ask and I showed him the dress I chose,"word."

The dress I picked was red, right fitting, Maddy for it for me, had some open pieces on my hips that exposed skin and some synching in the waist as ass area. The most important parts of the dress- it was red and the exposed hip areas, Fez's favorite parts, he loved the color and lived the exposed skin, mainly because he loves my hips and thighs.

I Out the dress at the end of my bed and room my shirt off as I reached for him, he passed me the cone . Taking a deep inhale of it I handed it back before letting it's all out as I walked back to the end of the bed unbuttoning my jeans.

"All I can feel is you looking at me." I looked back at him, meeting his lazy yet loving eyes.

"If you were lookin at what I'm lookin at you'd stare too baby." Fez only called me baby behind close doors, the rest of the time it was Mamas and Ma'. I don't know why but I'm not arguing.

As I kicked my jeans off I heard him hiss and then his phone ring.

"Oh shiit." He was gawking at my ass in my white lace thong.

"Answer your phone." I unclipped my bra

tossing it at him, it landed in his lap. His winked at me as he answered putting the cone in the ashtray.

"Wassup Ash?" I took my dress off of the hanger as he picked his cone up again,"bring some, I know Al's group usually buys, extra weed, and bring some E. Aight, meet you there at like..." his eyes scanned my body,"6:30 maybe 7." It was 5:00.

"Be there at 6:30!" I said to ash through the phone as I stepped into my dress.

"We'll be there." Fez hung up taking a hit of the cone," you don't wanna have some 'fore we go? Said you wanted some earlier." As he spoke, smoke left his mouth.

"No." I fixed the top of my dress turning to look into the mirror , his hand now free of his phone was sitting on the cup of my bra and his tongue ran over his lips quickly.

I looked at him for a few seconds through the mirror before he tossed the bra off of him and Pat his thigh. I immediately crawled onto the bed, up his legs, and straddled his lap. He put the cone in the ash tray, and ran his hands along my thighs and I wrapped my arms lazily around his neck.

"Remind me baby, This all mine?" He asked and I nodded. His fingers hooked under my dress and he pulled it up to my waist,"all mine?"

His hands running along my skin cause goosebumps to run over me.

"All yours Fez." I leaned closer to him,"all. Yours." I planted my lips onto his, a few seconds into my kid I felt his index and middle finger run along my lace covered pussy lightly and teasingly.

"So." He leaned away from me," I could fuck this pussy right now if I wanted to since it's mine right?"

"Mmm later." I pecked his lips was i got off of him and fixed the bottom of my dress and grabbed the cone from the ash tray.

"Come on baby." He got out of the bed and grabbed my waist from behind as I blew the smoke out of my lungs.

"No." I giggled as his finger tips pressed into my waist and he kissed my neck. I took a drag of the cone and blew the smoke into his face. He looked away slightly before turning back to me.

"we gotta waste some time baby." He reached for the cone and i handed it to him.

"Want me to blow you?" I shook my add a bit on his hard dick.

"If you wanna." He kissed my neck again, I bit my lips as his lips teased my skin.

"Fine." I turned around,"sit."

"Fo' real?"

"Or a cold shower," I pushed him to sit on the bed," you pick." He tapped the cone on he ash tray as he pushed me down to my knees by my shoulder with his free hand.

"Get busy."

Party-6:40 pm

Rues narration-

Okay, so maybe (y/n) is his bitch like Nate said....Or maybe he's hers, ya know what, I woke up in fez's house one day after just chillin with Him and (y/n) and I woke up to hearing him fucking (y/n) all the way in theyre bedroom UPSTAIRS. Okay now moving on.

This party was pretty big, starting filling up at 6 some people came around 5:30. Jules and I are on the couch, (y/n) shot me a text saying meet at the lounge room at Neil's. Maddy and Nate pulled up a few ago and Maddy and him have already bickered once. It's going great.

Your pov-

Fez's hand was wrapped up in mine as I lead him to Neil's lounge, he had a backwood in his mouth, I held my free hand out and he passed it to me, I took a hit and handed it back to him as we got to the couch where I saw Rue and Jules.

"Hey hotties!" I greeted them over the loud music, fez let go of my hand and took his seat on the couch and greeted rue.

"Hey!" Jules got up and hugged me, we exchanged a kiss in each cheek before she sat back down.

"What's the plan for tonight?" I walked over to where fez was and sat on his lap, which shocked him a bit but he wrapped an arm around my waist, his hand sitting on the inside of my thigh and passed me the joint.

"I have no clue." Rue said as I took a long draw of the joint.

"Staying sober?" I recommended and she nodded and shrugged her shoulders.

"I'm gonna go get a drink, Whatcha want?" Jules asked.

"If they got pink Whitney-" I was cut off my fez who reached Ik and covered my mouth.

"Vodka on ice." He answered and Jules laughed and went off to fetch the drinks.

"Fuck you." I said when he removed his hand from my face and handed him the blunt before I stole a kiss from him.

"Not tonight." He shook his head as he squeezed the inside of my thigh.

"Really touchy today huh? Anniversary or something?" Rue laughed.

"Nah that's next week." Fez answered.

"Just really horny." I answered plainly.

"When are you not though? Ya know, you'd think you'd learn to control it." She  leaned towards me.

"Come back to me when you find a guy this hot and tel me how you feel all the time."  She leaned back on the couch as Jules came back, she handed me my drink In a red solo cup.

"Nate is looking for you, just warning." Jules whispered to me.

"Ya he wants to run a train on me with his friends." I answered out loud and she gave me wide eyes as a response.

"Yo what?" Rue asked,"who?"

"Nate." Fez held the joint to me and I took it,"ya told me at work today."

"Gon' fuckin kill him." I heard fez mutter as I inhaled  the smoke, I leaned back to his ear.

"No."I blew the smoke at the side of his face and he just looked blankly into the distance.

I sat up and handed him the joint which he tapped the ash out onto the floor Behind the couch.

Rue and Jules where talking and I took a sip of my drink, and moved Fezcos hand off of me and stood up.

"I'm gonna go find your brother." I fixed the bottom of my dress.

"What fo'?" He asked leaning forward a tad.

"Party favors." I poked his nose and walked away but he hooked his fingers into the bottom of my dress as I turned,"fez!"

I turned around as he stood up, he looked around with his eyes a bit before wrapping his arm over my shoulder.

"You fuckin dumb if you think imma just let you walk around here alone." He leaned close to ear and spoke,"not with Nate and his bitches and what they wan' do to you."

"Alright daddy." I joking said.

"Watch it."  He straighten up, our the joint in his mouth and we started walking. I thought I was horny to start with but oh fuck, it's worse now.

Fez's pov-

"Watch it." I said to (y/n) as we started walkin away from the couches. I held my joint in between my middle and index fingers as we walked through the people, keepin watch for that tall mothafucka named Nate and the rest of his football bitches and tryna find Ash. Don't know where he went after we got here but he ain't hard to find.

"Hey bitch!" I heard (y/n) friend Maddy say, (y/n) turned around a bit in my grasp and I looked around and saw maddy.

"Hey hottie!" (y/n) ducked out of my grip and hugged Maddy

"Fezco you just letting her walk around like this?" Maddy looked at me and right back at (y/n), and she lightly slapped (y/n)s ass.

"Ya." I nodded and looked behind me,"yo we gotta find my brotha soo...."

"Ya, I'll see you later." She gave Maddy a kiss in the cheek and Maddy slapped her ass she she turned around back to me.

"Find me!" Maddy said as we walked away.

"Oh so you're fine with her but not Nate?" She asked taking the joint out of my hands that was a few hits from dead.

"She didn't tell me she was gon' run a fuckin train on yo ass did she? No, so I don't care."   Looked down at her, she took a drink of her vodka and then a drag of the blunt which finished it off.

"Cho Cho bitch." She said blowin the smoke out infront of her as she passed through people leavin me behind a bit.

She dropped the end of the blunt into a random drink someone was holding behind them as she pushed through people, I followed her exact trail. I looked into the side rooms as we walked and saw the back of ash's head a poker table.

"Yo Mamas." I grabbed her shoulder, she looked behind me and I walked into the poker room.

"Ashtray." (y/n) called his attention, he looked over his shoulder.

"Hey (y/n), Whatchu need?"  He asked, as we got closer he was cutting lines already.

"That." (y/n) smiled, she put her drink on the table, giving the few other guys that were sitting around a small wave, I took note of the way the guy she was standing by leaned away and looked at her ass.

"Here." Ash moved the plate to her and handed her a rolled bill.

"Yo look who showed!" I was taken away from (y/n) actions to the voice of Nate.

"Fuck off Nate." I walked towards him a few, blocking as much if (y/n) as she was currently bent down snorting a line basically exposing her whole ass.

"Aye I got No smoke Fez, just want (y/n)." He smiled and got a bit closer and lowered his voice,"how much you want for the hour? You're a pimp aren't you?"

"Way more then your daddy makes Nate." (y/n) said behind me and I heard her sniffle a bit,"plus, my legs are already a bit sore from before I got here."

"Oh come on baby I can make you feel good." (y/n) held onto my arm, her drink cold and wet against my skin.

"What would Maddy think about this? What about Cassie?" She asked and his face went plain,"I coukd just call maddy right now and see, don't think I won't?"

"Bite your fucking tongue (y/n)." He said walking closer to her and she did exactly what I thought she was gonna do and...

"Oh yo!" His boys hissed.

"What the fuck!" He yelled, dripping with cold vodka.

"Oh shit." I heard ash laugh from behind.

"Ya ya ya, it's alcohol you'll dry off in a few seconds  if you go stand by the fire pits." She pushed past him, making sure to lay his shoulder on her way out.

I walked right past him as (y/n) made a turn left and right to where the drinks were.

I stayed at the entrance of the area as she grabbed the only bottle of pink Whitney and quickly got out of there making sure to grab my wrist pulling me away.

"Ma, be careful." I scolded as she quickly walked towards the stairs,"doing this already? Only been half and hour."

"Doing this already."

She quickly walked Up the stairs, not like I was gonna argue.

Your pov-

I pushed through a door which luckily opened an empty bedroom, he turned the lights on as I took a heavy swig from the bottle, I closed it and , I tossed it on the bed as I heard fez lock the door right behind me, he grabbed my wrist and pulled me to him and then shoved me onto the door. I grabbed his jaw in my hands and slammed my lips onto line which he quickly returned with no hesitation. His hands ran down my waist and to the bottom of my dress, hiking the fabric over my hips, and cupping my wet pussy in his palm.

"Soaking baby." He muttered on my lips.

"Mm." I hummed and quickly brought his lips back to mine. His hands moved to the back of my thighs and he squeezed them signaling me to jump, I grabbed onto his shoulders and jumped. he held me closer o him by my ass and brought me over to the bed, laying me down rather gently which was not what I wanted right now.

"I got some adrenaline and coke running through my fucking system right now, fuck me like you mean it."

"How much lines did you do?" He reached behind me, pulling the bottle of white y towards.

"2 and half before that fuckwad came over." He chuckled standing up and opening the half dranken bottle.

"You  gonna feel my tongue and my beard and your cum right then n' there I think you can chill."  He took a drink from the bottle and handed it to me,"couldn't of grabbed anything else?"

"No, I grabbed the first bottle I saw." I sat up a bit before taking a drink.

"Look at me." I looked up at him, he took the bottle from my hand and out it on the bedside table before coming down and grabbing my chin and coming down real close to me,"ya you're gon dumb out quick." He placed a kiss on my lips which I grabbed his shoulder and pulled him closer to me keeping his lips on mine. My hands moved down to his waist, taking his white shirt in my hands. He backed out of the kiss to throw his shirt off and pull me closer to him, he hiked one of my legs over his hip, his lips connecting back at mine and one of his was planted by my head to keep him sturdy. I could feel his bulge on my lace covered pussy as he slowly and teasingly grinded on me. I moaned in the kiss which he smirked at. He broke the kiss to kiss my neck, and collarbones.

"So fuckin pretty." He growled on my skin before coming back up to my lips,"Gon fuck you good."

"Come on fez." I rolled my hips into him.

"Whatcha want baby? Cmon I know you can tell me." He smirked, biting his tongue in between his teeth,"don't be shy, you know exactly what you and how you want it so tell me."

"Feeezzz." I whined and he shook his head.

"Words or I leave, I got deals to make and weed to smoke." He wasn't joking he would leave, though he'd come right back and give me what I want.

"Aight." He put my keg down and stepped away. He reached into his back pocket and grabbed out a blunt box and grabbed one out with a lighter,"gon go find ash and get some deals done."

He lit up the blunt and walked towards the door as I sat up. I tore my dress off of me, and threw it at his direction. He turned around, smoking rolling out of his mouth and inhaling through his nose.

"Fez just get over here and fuck me please, use your tongue, your lips, your fingers, your dick, please." His eyes glided over me, his eyebrow cocked slightly.

"Mmm, Not convinced." I stood up and walked towards him and k but the blunt in his mouth,"cmon, how bad do you want my cock baby?"

"I'm fucking throbbing for you right now." I was pretty much pressed up onto him, my bare chest against his bare chest. I grabbed his hand and he broke from my grasp snd pushed me onto the wall next to him, his hand cupping my pussy, the his blunt was right infront of my face, he took it out of his lips and kissed me, the smoke traveling into my mouth. We parted when there was a knock on the door, a few seconds passed and there was another small tap again. He backed up from me before handing me the blunt, I blew the smoke out of my mouth before taking an deep inhale of the blunt. He cracked the door open a bit.

"Yo Whatcha need?" I walked up behind fez pressing my chest onto his back and wrapped my arms around his waist and looking at who was at the door, it was Ashtray.

"Hey kiddo." I smiled and he blinked at us.

"Is this what it's like walking in on your parents having sex?" He asked.

"More like walking in on your dad fucking one of his strippers." Fez responded.

"What the fuck is that supposed to mean?!" Ash laughed at that.

"Okay look I just need whatever blunts you got, we put already." He flashed us a large stack of cash. I reached into Fez's pocket and grabbed the box out and handed it to ash.

"They ya go Son." I smiled.

"Daddy's gon fuck his bitch-"

"I'm leaving, bye." Ash quickly walked away. I got off of fez and he closed and locked the door behind him. I took a hit of the blunt and I was pushed up against the wall again, this time my chest hitting the cold wall which caused me to choke a bit on the smoke in my lungs. Now the coke was always really kicking in.

"Oh fuck." I moaned, fez took the blunt outta my hand and put it in the ashtray on the bedside table. His hands ran over my waist begire hooking into my lace panties and pulling them down my legs. I kicked them away and he grabbed my hips and pulled me a bit away from the wall so my ass was jutting out.

"So you gon tell me what you want now?"

"Does your childhood trauma turn you on?" I asked and he gave my ass a hard slap,"fuck!"

"I asked you a question, gon tell me what you want?"his hand rubbed my ass again, i didn't respond for a few seconds and he slapped me again on the other cheek,"I asked you a question."

"Please just fuck me pussy please, I really fucking need you, I've been wanting you since I got to the shop." I breathed out, his fingers ran down my ass and over my slicked lips.

"You soaked baby, you really need me don't you?" He middle finger dipped to my clit and he gave it a harsh circle. I felt my legs twitch and buckle, he hooked an arm around my waist and took the moment to bite my shoulder and pull me onto him. He moved his hand to the front and his middle finger dipped right back to my clit.

"Fez fez fez!" Moaned loudly, his name trailing off my lips like a chant.

"What you gon cum just from this?" He teased circling my clit faster.

"Keep-keep doing it like-oh fuck- this and I will."

"Ya? You'd let yourself go, right here, by my fingers? Having your cum drip down your legs like a pathetic little bitch?" He whispered into my ear which cause me to let out a whimper,"if love to see that, your cum covering your thighs as I eat you out...wan me to eat you out? Cum on your daddy's face? Show him how good he makes you feel? Show him that he owns you?" His words alone were going to make you cum,that's when I felt my walls tightening against nothing, and my stomach knotting together.

"Fez fez I'm gonna cum-oh fuck! Please please please." The words came off my lips in a pure moan of ecstasy,"fez please."

"Do you deserve it?" He kissed my neck.

"Yes please!" He rubbed a little harsher,"fez please! Show me you own me! Show me how good you make me feel! Please." My eyes eyes clamped shut, i wrapped my arm around his neck and my other gripped onto his arm.

"You really gon cum just from this?" He chuckled,"your a pathetic mess Ma."

My nails we digging into the back of neck, my thighs were shaking from the stimulation and then he rubbed my harder.

"Fez I'm gonna cum." I thought my words were clear but by what he said I guess they weren't.

"Can't understand anything you just said Ma, going dumb already? Come on, cum for me, go ahead." His permission sized my high to flood through me. My nails dig into his skin harder then begire and a moan ripped through me as the crashing wave of ecstasy ran through me, my cum slicking over my lips and the inside of my thighs.

"Fez-oh fuck daddy!" He held onto my body tightly as my body went through its release of bliss,"oh god-yes yes yes!"

"My names Fezco or daddy, baby." He laughed, his finger slowed down and he came to a full stop and pushed me towards the bed, I fell onto it, my body falling limp when my knees hit the mattress, he moved my legs so they were over his shoulders as he got onto his knees, pulling me to the edge of the bed a bit more and he skidded the inside of my thigh, giving them Both a broad lick before licking over my cum slick folds. His beard creating an amazing sensation along with his tongue.

"Ohmygod." My words were jumbled up, I heard a phone ding in his pocket, which one it was I don't know because  he had both of ours, his tounge dipped into my folds to my core and he circles it with his tongue. I felt his hand rest on my lower stomach as his tongue circled my clit and he softly sucked my clit. I propped myself up on my elbows and looked down he was on my phone.

"Nate's bros  lookin for Jules says." He said after he detached from my clit with a hard suck . I fell down onto my back. And he tossed my phone onto the bed,"gotta show them who you belong to then." His finger toe dug into my thighs as his tongue and lips attacked my clit, I was still a little sensitive from my last orgasm to this rough blissful sensation was already drawing it out.

"No fez please, p-ple-please please slow down." My hand shot to his head digging into his scalp, he grabbed my wrist and held it away from him as he ravaged my clit, his tongue started moving to my core, his mustache tickling my clit before his tongue moved back to mu clit, showing me how skilled his tongue was. Moans were leaving my mouth nonstop, gradually getting louder, my heels Dug Into his back.

"Gon cum?" He muttered on my clit, I nodded aggressively not that he could see I think,"cum for me then baby.” His voice sent vibrations to my clit with his words and he sucked my clit harshly.

“Fuuuuck! Fezcoo! Oh shit!” My back arched up off the bed, my heels keeping him close to me as I cumed on his face. I felt my cum run down my ass and onto my bed soaking the covers, felt bad for whoever’s bed this was.

“That’s it Baby.” He kissed the inside of my thigh, his hand let go of mine as my legs fell limp on his shoulders. He stood up, letting my legs fell and he chuckled,” soaked my face baby.”

“Sorry.” I panted, my voice soft and almost audible.

“You good babe.” Ie leaned down and planted a soft kiss to my lips,”Gon fuck you good now. Huh wan my cock?”

“Yes please.” My chest rose and fall as I took deep breaths in. I heard him undo his belt before he placed something on the night stand and I heard the fabric hit the floor. I heard the click of a lighter and then the smell of weed.

“All for babe, arch that bavk for me.” I did exactly as he said. Since it was dark out but light in the room, the window acted as a mirror.

My eyes were barely open, my ass in the sir and he stood behind me. The blunt sat between his lips but he still inhaled it and let the smoke out with it removing the blunt. His hand rubbed my ass before coming down his a hard smack, I could see his other hand working his cock.

“Shit.” I moaned into the bed from the smack and also the feeling of his tip sliding over my clit and soaked folds.

“Do you know how wet you are? Feel yourself baby.” I reached under me to my clit, sliding my middle finger over the bundle of nerves and over my lips.

“Fuck.” I sighed bringing my hand back to me and licking my cum off my finger.

“Taste good babe.” He placed a kiss in between my shoulders blades and he rammed right into me, I let out a moan that took all the breath outta me. His size stretching me out and filling me up just right. he placed a hand on the small of my back keeping me close to him,” nah babe look in the window, watch me fuck you right now.”

I did as he said and looked in the window seeing him start to thrust into me. I saw the glow of the blunt in his hand which was now sat on the side of my thigh.

“Feels so good.” I slurred out, the mix of coke, weed, and bliss turned my mind to mud and words were hard to get out.

“Feel so good around my cock baby, always feel so fuckin good.” Fez was amazing in bed and I’ll say it a hundred times over, drugs or not he could make me cum over and over and over again. He pulled completely out of me and then rammed right back into me ripping a ecstasy filled scream out of my throat causing my eyes to shut and my hands to ball up the bkue comforter,”that’s it baby.” My legs were shaking under me , I could feel every vein in his cock and he was hitting every good spot in my core.

“Daddy.” The name causes him to sharply thrust into me with a groan I felt his when lift off my ass, I opened my eyes and his head was back, blunt in mouth and smoke rolling out of his lips,”fuck daddy.”

“Making me feel so- soo good.” He tapped the blunt in the ashtray and drop it in. He pulled out of me and flipped me over on my back, and rammed right back into me, he held my legs on his waist, and I reached up and grabbed his shoulders pulling him close to me.

“Daddy, oh god oh gooood!” I moaned into his ear, he planted a hand into the mattress to keep him up.

“(y/n).” He groaned into my ear, my name off his lips sent sparks up my back and through my body.

“I-im-uh yes! Gon cum again.” I moaned into his ear and he bit my shoulder marking it.

“Wait for me baby.” He kissed my cheek,”wan cum with you.” My nails Dug into his back racking up his skin, holding on as if my life depended it on it. His groans and mine along with the sound of skin to skin contact and the smell of sex and week filled the room.

“Please I need to cum, I can’t-I can’t hold it-“ he shut me up my kissing my lips and then my collarbones.

“Cum for me, gon cum so deep inside of you.” His words of permission signaled my orgasm, my walls tightening around him, my legs keeping him close and my hands holding onto his for dear life.

“Oooh yess!” I moaned as I felt him cum inside of me, keeping the hard thrusts.

“Thas’ it, oh fuck yes.” He groaned his thrust staying sharp yet slowing down. My body fell limp, as he placed his hand on the mattress keeping him up. I felt his hot breath hit my chest before he pulled out of me and fell onto the bed next to me.

“That was-“ his hand covered my mouth.

“Shh.” He sat up and grabbed the blunt from the ashtray,”just relax into it don’t talk.”

I rolled over onto his chest, our sweat slicked body coming together. I could hear the music down stairs and people talking as they walked past the room.

“Better then the party.” I giggled, my body feeling as if it was floating in the clouds.

“Damn right Ma.”