#they ARE just a lil guy. the most littlest guy

[ambereddragonfire]

@picklesmain​

ive not decided yet if theyre a kid or an adult (they do look quite scrawny) but i was thinking theyre into fabrics, sewing, weaving, knowing about different kinds of fibres, knowing how to handle and care for wool and satin and the like! either as a hobby, a field of study, or a full on job (tba)

i dont think anyone knows about their spideryness but i like the idea of them having one or two roommates

as far as special abilities go, their web can fluff up! its very good for making hammocks and nets to safely catch people with. very disconcerting to the average citizen, though.

theyre on the more friendly and familiar side, mostly focusing on getting people out of dangerous situations and rescue rather than fighting villains.

heres also a lil extra doodle: 

updated/redrawn my spidersona from back then!

[cxffecoupx]

what 2 am with them looks like

seventeen × gn reader comfort, healing (kinda, idk) warnings: mentions of making love, food wc: 1.3k author's notes: this was a random thought, and has been in my drafts for so long, so i decided i had to complete it. writing this gave me a peace i didn't know existed, so i love this work very much. i hope you guys love it too <3

➼ choi seungcheol

in bed. he's probably fucking you into the next week, making you cum at least 5 times before he kisses you gently and washes you up and prepares to sleep. if not this, then you're probably on your side of the bed. the other side of the bed remains empty, because your cuddly clingy boyfriend is wrapped around you, strong arms trapping your movements and legs tangled together.

➼ yoon jeonghan

dumb conversations. lying in bed, your head resting on his arm, your arm wrapped around his torso that shakes with the laughter. it's probably one of your lame jokes that only he finds funny, or one of his hilarious stories about seungkwan and chan, but it's got you both clutching your stomachs after a while. he pulls you close with his arm that's under your head and presses a light kiss to your forehead before finding another interesting topic. when do you sleep that night, that's a question you both have no answer for.

➼ hong jisoo

deep conversations. you're both sitting in your bedroom, hugging pillows as you slip into deep conversations about the universe and your future. you aren't sure how you got here, you were in your bed to sleep one moment and in the next, you're both sitting as you talk about your wedding and your house and the stars and the moon and his mom and his job; the conversation flows easily into the next topic. he only stops when he sees you suppress a yawn for the 3rd time before kissing you and suggesting you both go to sleep.

➼ moon junhui

watching cat videos. it all started a few hours ago, with you and jun on either side of the bed, scrolling through phones. you roll over to him, perfectly landing your head on his chest as you show him your screen. "look junie," you said as you shoved the phone into his face. he chuckles before holding your hand and focusing on the video of an orange cat tripping over it's own feet. he laughs watching it, and it ends up in you lying on his chest as you both watched every single cat video available on the earth. your laughs filled the room and tears filled your eyes, but it felt so good, spending time doing silly things like this.

➼ kwon soonyoung

passive watching soap operas. its the time of calm and quiet after the rush of the day, so when you turn on the tv after dinner, you stay like that until late hours. except the focus has moved from the drama on the tv to drama from work. from sitting at the ends of the couch, you end up tangled somehow - his head resting on your lap or him sitting on the floor, hands held with yours. the tv drones on at a low volume, but by then you've both shared all the tea from your work and are giggling over the littlest of things. in the morning, you're both probably on the floor, one of the cushions as a pillow and keeping warm by hugging each other.

➼ jeon wonwoo

playing games. after much practice and pain, you'd finally gotten better at the games wonwoo often played. most nights you'd be a team going against your other friends, but sometimes you prefer to play against him. and when that happens, it ends in either of the two ways: you're winning and start shaking your hips, or he's winning and decides to deliberately lose to help you win. either way, he wants to see your happy lil dance.

➼ lee jihoon

in his studio. jihoon's seated in his studio, working on a new track. when you arrive, he immediately pulls you to him, making you sit on his lap as he hands you his headphones. you look at him, confused, but wear them anyway and listen as he plays the track he was just working on. as you fall deeper into the melody of the song, he grips your hips in anticipation. it was a song to you, from him, containing the most heartfelt emotions he'd felt for you, but couldn't communicate properly. so he decided to put them into a song, a language he speaks so well and one that you understand.

➼ lee seokmin

having breakfast cereal. you'd gone through great lengths to find and buy the brand of cereal you both highly enjoyed. so now that you have it, why wait for the morning? when he wakes you up in the middle of the night, anxious and groggy about your reaction, he'd worried you'd judge him. but maybe it's the sleepiness hanging in his mind that he forgot you both basically share the same braincell. so the next minute you're stumbling into the kitchen, looking for bowls and cartons and giggling over spilling milk and noisy spoons. by the time you're done, your stomach's filled with food and heart's filled with love.

➼ kim mingyu

moments of soft intimacy. the evening goes by peacefully: you both come home, tired and exhausted; have a silent dinner mingyu lovingly prepared and talk about work; after some leftover work you both head to bed. but slowly, the stroke on the cheek becomes kissing, drawing shapes on your back as you kiss and nip at the base of his neck. mingyu's vulnerable now, only with you, but neither of you are in a rush to haste. his hands cup over your ass and thighs; your hands are braided in his hair. his palms knead the flesh of your breasts; your fingers gently brush across his chest and abs. whether or not you make love comes later, but you sleep peacefully in each other's embrace.

➼ xu minghao

sky-watching. when you poke him awake, he's definitely concerned, but the first thought that pops to his head when you say you cant sleep is to go sit in the balcony. so now, at 2 am, you're in the balcony, a cup of warm tea in your hands and xu minghao at your side. its silent, but its a comfortable silence that wraps around you like a blanket, and warmed up by the tea he specially made for you. and although for others, the silence might seem awkward, minghao knows that this is exactly what you need to escape from the thoughts racing around in your mind.

➼ boo seungkwan

late night walks. seungkwan's energy peaks after he comes home and sees you, so walks to tire you both out becomes a staple in the routine. youre walking the streets in matching hoodies (that's because you take one of his) and even in the cold, he makes it a habit to hold your hand in his. you wander through new streets every night, discovering new neighbourhoods, having a quick snack from the convenience store, and usually stumble over a park or play area. you can feel seungkwan's eyes light up and the next thing you know, youre on the swings, side-by-side. with the little squeeze of your hand, he lets you know he's ready to go back.

➼ chwe hansol

watching a movie. to hansol, any logical being would be asleep at this hour. (un)fortunately for him, you weren't as logical as he thought. but maybe he enjoys it because why else would he allow you to keep him awake at this ungodly hour, watching 'Tangled' for the twentieth time now? all frowns erase the moment he sees pascal on the screen, and a smile places itself. he becomes so engrossed in the movie he doesn't even notice that you'd fallen asleep about halfway through the movie. when he does notice tho, he silently closes the laptop and places it away, before slipping back into the bed to get his precious sleep.

➼ lee chan

listening to him talk. chan loves to talk, and you love to listen to him talk. while mostly by this time you're both dead asleep, sometimes you end up in the balcony, the wind playfully ruffling his hair as he goes on and on about something he's so so passionate about. it could be the most trivial things, but the way his eyes go wide as he's expressing his emotions and the way they catch the moonlight in them like little stars. you're gonna be pretty tired the next morning, but when chan's with you, you couldn't care less.

[isa-ghost]

*breaks down ur door* ramon n phil hcs perhaps?

YYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Phil headcanons masterlist

If Ramon knew where Phil was from, he'd desperately want to see the Hardcore World builds (not that Phil canonically built them), and all of Phil's farms (now those he DID build).

If Phil knew Create it'd be fucking OVER for the Federation, with his and Ramon's powers combined and the additional insanity that Tubbo and Pierre can bring? SHEESH.

Of the OG eggs that aren't his own, Ramon is Phil's favorite, but he'll never say that.

Hot take but (before Fitpac was anywhere near close to being a thing), Phil was the one standing in Spreen's place. At least early on, with how often he & Chayanne would join Ramon & Fit on adventures.

Ramon's death on that airship was the first moment it REALLY struck Phil that the eggs can die. Like that's a reality, not just a scary unlikelihood or something. It can and will happen in the blink of an eye.

Phil absolutely adores the way Ramon became such a fierce protector of the other eggs, especially his sisters. It's always touched him how adamantly Ramon fights to give his siblings the most normal childhood they can. He just wishes the lil guy would acknowledge he deserves that too.

Actually on that note I could write a whole ass analysis of how Phil and Ramon can sometimes think/operate similarly, but I'd have to binge a bunch of Ramon moments to get enough material. But like. Do you see my vision? With the way they're both self-sacrificial to sometimes detrimental degrees?

Present day, one of the memories that gives Phil the most bittersweet nostalgia for the "good days" on the Island are the ones where he & Chayanne and Fit & Ramon would be wandering the savannas just exploring and looting random shit. It was nerve-wracking, yeah. Every adventure with the eggs was, this is Mr. Hardcore we're talking about here. But there's something so special about the banter with Fit while they watched Chayanne & Ramon demolish whatever mobs they encountered.

Speaking of demolishing mobs, there is something so inexplicably and unreasonably funny to Phil about watching Ramon (or Dapper or Pomme for that matter) absolutely STACKED in a suit of armor or carrying some massive fuckoff weapon when he is just the littlest guy 🤏🏻🤏🏻 Like the absurdity of this funky lil orb creature with obnoxiously chunky armor and the world's bulkiest weapon is just Comedy Gold to Phil.

Although Phil only ever knew surface level stuff (if that), if he ever heard the extent of how ride or die Ramon was with Fit & his secrets about Whatever (data collection, Madagio, etc), it'd give Phil a whole new level of admiration for him.

Bird brain mimicry sometimes made Phil say "Ramon" with a (badly, Britishly) rolled R the way Fit always would.

He wishes the eggs were around for the whole Maze thing because he guarantees Ramon would've found some kinda way to either Create his way to a solution or brute forced it. That kid would've 100% cracked the code to that stupid fucking Maze.

Phil always loved the way Ramon was so observant. That kid would notice details of things or traits of certain people that nobody else would. Not only did it give him a special layer of thoughtfulness to put into the things he did for & gave to other people, but it's a valuable skill to have as a survivalist.

I can't believe I only just now thought if this one but Phil absolutely fucking TREASURES the way Ramon softened Fit up. He's always known Fit as this rugged, mysterious wild card with a dangerous streak, which– Don't get Phil wrong, he was & is down bad for it. But to see something finally put some long-term genuine warmth in those eyes and a smile lacking malice on that face? And for that something to be a brilliant, silly little kid that radiates the same kind of energy as Fit himself? Priceless.

If there was any egg Phil would consider capable of fending for themselves, it'd be Ramon. Ideally, no egg would ever have to. At least not forever. But if he had to name one he thinks could survive alone? Yeah, Ramon. And not just because he's the son of a 2B2T veteran.

[nekohime19]

Mini Mac # 27 : Monkey vs bone demon

It's LBD chapter!!!

Wukong has been acting quite odd lately. Macaque always knew his golden-furred friend was a very clingy lad, he always thought it was because of his nature as a monkey, monkeys were social creatures after all. But lately, Wukong took it upon himself to praise him for the littlest of things. When Macaque gathered twigs and leaves for the fire, Wukong praised him for his thoughtful nature. When he healed some unfortunate bruises with his balms, the sage sang about his vast knowledge on herbs and plants. He was praised for his nimble fingers and his braid-weaving skills, for the way he walked, the way he talked, the way he laughed. Every little thing he did was showered with admiration from the sage.

Bajie seemed to be quite entertained by the sage's odd behavior, he always clapped and whistled, an infuriating knowing smirk etched on his snout. Wujing, as always, was more peaceful about it, throwing encouraging glances at the golden-furred monkey. Ao Lie joined Bajie at times, and cooed other times, acting like what he was seeing was the most adorable thing on earth. The only one who acted with some semblance of normalcy was Sanzang. The monk raised an eyebrow each time Wukong twisted himself to praise Macaque and let it slide with an embarrassed smile before looking elsewhere. Like always, thought Macaque, the kid was the most sensible out of all of them.

Macaque was on the sage's shoulders, nibbling on some fruit pieces.

“The way you eat is very cute, Macaque.” Cooed Wukong with a swishing tail, somewhat excited by something. Macaque raised an eyebrow and sighed.

“You're praising me for the way I eat?” Answered the black-furred monkey. Bajie bursted laughing, his snorts echoing around the pilgrims.

“This is gold!” Wheezed the pig as he clutched his stomach, Wujing patted the pig back, trying to calm his laughter.

“Shut it, Piglet!” Growled Wukong as he turned towards Bajie.

“You got a problem, monkey?” Replied Bajie with a sneer, Sanzang intervened before it could escalate further.

“Why don't you go search for food, Wukong?” Sighed the monk, he was less nervous around the golden-furred monkey than he was at the beginning of the journey but there was still a lingering apprehension in his voice. Wukong glared at the monk, he calmed down once Macaque put his lil paw on his cheek.

“Yes, Master.” Sighed the sage as he stepped on his cloud and flew away with Macaque.

“You're beginning to like these pilgrims, don't you?” Asked Macaque as they were searching for a house to beg for food. Wukong huffed like a petulant child and crossed his arms.

“I'm tolerating them.”

“Come on, I know you had some laughs with Ao Lie and you like Wujing.” Chuckled Macaque as he playfully nudged Wukong's face with his tiny paws.

“I'm just being civil.” Huffed Wukong but there was the hint of a smile on his lips.

“Reaaally?” Teased Macaque as he pawed at Wukong's cheek to annoy him. The sage fondly rolled his eyes and took Macaque in his hands.

“Really, you lil devil.” Chuckled the golden-furred monkey as he tickled the lil guy. Macaque shrieked with laughter and tried to push Wukong's fingers away, in vain.

They returned to the pilgrims after finding food. A woman was with the pilgrims, offering them some sort of bowl. Macaque shivered at her sight, there was something about her that unsettled the black-furred monkey. Wukong fur bristled and he showed his fangs, growling. He took Macaque and put him in the heart-pocket, then he pounced on the woman and killed her with one powerful blow on the head. The woman turned into bones, her remains falling in the pearl-white snow.

“Wukong! What have you done?” Shriked Sanzang as he clutched his staff in horror.

“She was a demon, Master! A nasty one. Look at her remains, it's unnatural.” Growled Wukong. “Her spirit escaped.”

“Or maybe you killed her by accident and you're using magic to convince us she was a demon.” Huffed Bajie with crossed arms. Sanzang eyes narrowed at the accusation and he glared at the sage, Macaque intervened before the monk could do something he'll regret later on.

“Let's calm ourselves! Kiddo, you promised me to not use the circlet.” Growled Macaque, Sanzang opened his mouth and then averted his eyes in shame.

“Sorry, Mister Fairy…” He mumbled.

“Why would Wukong lie about this?” Argued Macaque as he put his hands on his hips, he jumped out of Wukong's shoulders and landed in the snow, looking up at the pilgrims.

“Of course you defend him.” Sneered Bajie. Wukong bristled at his tone of voice.

“Do not take this tone with Macaque.” Warned the sage with a dangerous glint in his eyes.

“Let's all calm down.” Worried Wujing.

“But it's obvious that the monkey-” Ao Lie cut Bajie by hitting him with his hooves.

“... I'm sorry I jumped to conclusions, Wukong. But, please, tell me before doing something like this.” Sighed Sanzang.

“So what do we do about the demon, you said her spirit escaped, right?” Asked Ao Lie as he tilted his horse head.

“We'll seal her.” Replied Sanzang with a determined gaze.

“What? But Master we need to kill-”

“We'll seal her.” Repeated Sanzang as he straightened himself to appear more confident, Wukong sighed and ruffled his hair in frustration.

“Alright…” He replied, Sanzang breathed a sigh of relief.

Macaque climbed Wukong again and settled on his shoulder, glad he managed to calm the tensions.

“Thanks for defending me.” Mumbled Wukong as he scratched under Macaque's chin.

“Always.” Softly replied Macaque with a small smile, Wukong looked at him with an unreadable expression before turning away, the tip of his ears reddening.

+ cut scenes

Wukong *watching Macaque defends him* : Bae 🥰🥹

Wukong *when Bajie began to sneer at Macaque* : so you chose death 😡

 

Macaque : why is Wukong acting so weird with me? 🤔

Wukong *looking at Macaque with heart eyes* : 😍

The wind : I think my bro is blind 😮‍💨

 

LBD *trying to trick the pilgrims* : this is easy 😌

Wukong *pouncing out of nowhere* : not on my watch! 😠

 

Fun fact : Sanzang is more or less afraid of all the pilgrims at different levels except Macaque, because Macaque is tiny and not unkind to him.

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[prince-dolls]

second week of the @look-back-month-challenge:)

8. toy that came to you at a special time in your life

This plush bunny! My dad bought him for me years ago, after picking me from school early that day. I was really depressed at the time, and the little guy brought me a lot of comfort<3

9. a toy that was gifted to you

Frupi!! My beloved 2012 furby was given to me by my boyfriend:) I love him so much, he's an absolute cutie!

10. your sibling's favourite

Not that surprising since she loves the anamanaguchi miku song, but my littlest sister's favourite is my Miku! I'm happy about it tho, since I don't have the most confidence in how she looks. Kuni and Cassie, the other two UfDoll minis both look way better to me, and I get self conscious about her sometimes. Hopefully I can make her some better clothes and make her worthy of being the vocaloid legend herself!

11. which would your friends/family guess is your favourite

Probably my lil sheep boy. I really do love him a lot, and I take him with me often, even if he's just sitting in my pocket!

12. Who would your followers think is your favourite

Akim! I have the most posts of him, he's very easy to take with (doesn't have real hair to mess up lol) and he poses well enough for the pictures!

13. show your favourite doll!

I mean... It's gotta be him. He's basically THE reason I started collecting dolls, I wanted to have this tiny lil guy for myself.

He poses okay, but is easy to topple over, his outfit is unfinished, his face has print lines that cameras can't avoid and a cracked temple, his eyes are bad, not to mention that his hair gets messed up every time I take him anywhere...

I still bring him with me all the time<3 The next posts for look back challenge will actually be about working on my existent dolls, with him being the first!

[megsdoodletag]

What vibes do Medea and Mercurius homeworlds and legions have, like Roboute's being Rome and Mangnus's being Egyption

whoever u are i owe u my life for the opportunity to talk more merc and medea

medea’s is a mycenaean, psyker-heavy world of heroes and monsters. Medea himself is raised as a scion of a high house, famed for their potions, poisons, and bottled spells. He is well known on his planet and, while not in charge of anything per say, is viewed as a sort of powerful mythic figure prior to emps’ arrival, like he’s the witch who lives in the cave in the mountain it takes you ten days to climb so you can ask him for advice and he agrees to help but not before you complete a favor for him to prove your worth that is essentially another two week questline on its own. this reputation is in part because of medea’s geneseed quirk which allows him to produce pheromones that affect human brain chemistry, and in part because he’s got that psyker charm.

Mural of [REDACTED] sending a supplicant on a quest, artist unknown Recovered from the Space Hulk Euripides by Juno Guilliman

his legion steps onto the planet for the first time and feels like they are home. Medea greets them as a parent with a favored child. They were called the Crysomallos and acted as honorguard for many important baseline imperials, but found favor with the local populous and were renamed the Astral Titans. While their pheromones can have various effects, the most typical use is a calming one that is often used to simply override the transhuman dread; very strong applications of the same compound may put even other astartes to sleep. the Astral Titans pride themselves on de-escalating conflicts and peaceful resolutions.

Merc’s world is perhaps my favorite because i gave myself permission to be completely stupid about it For The Story Themes. it’s a place very much like m3 earth. He lived in a big city called new^2 york and he’s got a four-year degree in psych with a minor in anthropology from the University of Delawont. He plays video games on his PS48ZXS (which Boy later inherits) and enjoys Broaderway theater shows. He was absolutely not important to his planet, besides being a medical oddity, like some kind of blind Robert Wadlow. While on the crusade he misses pizza and his adoptive mom sends him soctso birthday cakes every year while she can. She has to send multiple bc he shares with his boys.

Damaged pict, depicting a transhuman (unidentified) and a relative. Artist unknown. Pulled with permission from the restricted section of His Most Holy Emperor's personal collection.

His lil guys were called something stupidly standard before, like ‘the messengers’ or something. They’re fine, but they’re just. kind of standard, nondescript marines. they don’t have any weird quirks and they don’t have that Collective Culture thing all the other legions seem to. theyre certainly nowhere near a big legion, but they’re not the littlest either. they’re just a bunch of guys who feel out of place. They're not even kept together as a legion per say; they act as messengers between legions specializing, if you can call it that, in carrying information back and forth across the expanding imperium and attempting to foster goodwill when the big boys have a joint encounter. and then merc shows up and he’s just a guy, and they realize that being just guys is their place. and their collective culture is being relieved at that instead of upset they’re not in a position better suited for glory seeking and emperor serving.

merc does not rename his legion, one of the captain’s remembrancer friends gives the guys a new nickname and it sticks. The Second’s Chorus, to everyone else’s principle actors. The fools that speak true, the ensemble that enhances both set and song, the extras that make the scene feel alive instead of empty.

(the Chorus who fail to talk medea out of her revenge, who witness all tragedies but can not change the course of the play.)

but also the Chorus who gives context. who remind you what has occurred in acts hours past. the audience’s touchstone for perspective. the ones who warn of the path and the ones who call sympathy for those who walk it.

[jackals-ships]

in a shocking turn of events this was Only ~800 words

bc @almostourgalaxy asked abt dogs response to dual bein sick and WELL, ur honor. he's baby. they're soft

you are having yourself a nice little nap when the sound of crashing wakes you up. has you jerking out of bed as your heart tries to leave your body, prey brain instincts shoutin about predator danger loud scared danger til you're aware properly.

you register first that saturn ain't in your bed, you're midway to getting up to find him when. you find him. in the damn floor. something like irritation flares up cuz you were sleepin and dumbass went and rolled out the bed apparently and he's probably layin there all embarrassed about busting his ass.

“Ampora.” all the bite drains out of you before you even finish his name. when he looks up at you he looks. rough. looks like he ain't quite with it and that's all but confirmed when he whimpers at you like a wriggler, even lookin like he's close to crying. fins flaring out hurt-defensive and you. you ain't sure he recognizes you in that moment.

....fuck but that's a familiar expression he's wearing too.

so you chirp at him as you slide off the bed, keeping yourself loose an open. voice pitched down softer than usual. “Saturn? …Sati?” he's still lookin at you sideways as you think. “..Korli?” that gets somethin, another whine that you answer with a chirping croon. “Korli, lil scraps, lil baby love, what happened huh?”

hand out he lets you touch his muzzle, pushes up into it with sad-pained sounds but doesn't give you a right answer. you're all set to frowning, he's. well he still feels like a corpse that's been left in a freezer too long but a warmer one. that is. hm. less than ideal.

his fins are still flaring out all pained but his posture is less defensive the more you stroke him. “You hurt yourself fallin huh? Scared yourself somethin fierce too didn't you Korli? Oh poor baby, can you show me where it hurts most right now?” he's turning his head, showin off his horns. ah. probably slammed em on the way down.

you're petting him with one hand and letting the other gently press. seeing what makes him wince and takin down mental notes. closer you get to the base of his left horn the more he whines, so you ease back off. shushing him gently. “I know, I know, oh littlest love you're okay, I'm right here, I got ya. He's bein so brave for me isn't he? Bravest little Scraps huh?”

you've never seen him so. open. but the praise gets him chirping and nuzzlin even more intently into you. “Oh he is so brave. My strong, bravest lil guy wanna get up? Back into bed?” he's shaking his head at you. “You wanna keep sittin?” another head shake that has you thinkin slowly. “...were you tryin to get up to get somethin?” that earns you a nod.

“Somethin to eat?” another no. “Water then? ..Alright that works, need to get some painkillers into you anyways…” course that sets him to pouting and if you weren't so worried you'd be squishing his whole face. fuck he ain't allowed to look so cute. “No? Even now you don't like takin your medicine huh. It'll make you feel better sugar.” somehow the pout is increasing and it's so hard to not laugh. “Okay, alright. Just water then, and maybe a treat huh?”

that gets him perked up. scrambling to all fours (threes) to follow you. steps unsteady, a bit of a limp, but he ain't falling over so you're (less) worried about a concussion. for the most part.

the water is the easy part. slipping painkillers into his food is a little more difficult because he is all up in your business. ("Lil love I'm just tryin to get, Korli gentle mouth, I'm tryin to- you gotta wait a second-")

but somehow, against all odds, it is accomplished. he also accidentally tried to take your whole fingers off in the process. you make a mental note that hand feeding giant puppies with teeth that fuck large is a little dangerous.

getting him back into bed is a pain in the ass. all the gentle coaxing has him whining and sulking like a kid that doesn't wanna take a nap. at least until you pitch your voice faux sad because, “You don't wanna cuddle? But the beds so big Scrapsies and Imma be so lonely all by myself.”

it works a little too well.

you could almost believe he wasn't hurting with the way he damn near barrels into you, curls up around you with the biggest wettest eyes til you start up petting him again.

…this is. gonna be one hell of a conversation later. but for now you don't focus on that. instead you just keep petting him til he starts to fall back asleep.

where you quickly learn that puppy saturn is clingier than normal saturn. you thought about moving and it was like he could sense it an was personally offended.

help.

[thereareeyesinsidethetrees]

going through all our cascadia species and making actual names for them

poppets - 10/10, solid name

callux - named after castor and pollux, fairly decent name

kibiri - this is the name of the only character of this species we've made. the actual species doesn't have a name yet. no clue what to name them, remain unnamed as of now

tv dudes - uhhhhh idfk tv guides. that works. tv guides, funny play on words, ha ha ha

guys with splitjaws - idk splitjaws probably works. eh. there are 33 types of these things

plantae/palantae - we only ever remember plantae so that's their forever name now

funigi - cute name for a cute guy, it gets to stay

cnidarin - okay ae know plantae and funigi are really close/exactly the words they're based off, by cnidarin cannot stay. at least funigi seems intentional, cnidarin seems like we just misspelled it. wanna keep cnidarian in the name somehow, but we'll figure that out later

arotha - ae don't remember what the base word was, but these guys are based off bees and ants and such. seems good to us

arachino - mmmm something seems off about this one. obviously the base word is arachnid. we wanna change it a bit, but not sure how. adding this one to the 'needs work' list

aneliae - base word annelida, fits into the naming scheme of the others well enough. it can stay

squid things - shit uhhhhhhhhhhh eclipse squids. sure

troglophym - an og eyetrees classic, so they actually got a well-thought out name. troglo- because they live within caves/underground (troglodyte). don't remember where -phym came from, but it had a similar reasoning to it

psuedo troglophym - meant to be redesigns, but we like the og too much to get rid of them. psuedos live deeper in caves/underground and are specifically adapted for more wet environments

scarfkin - one of our favorite species, the name stays regardless of how good it is

noctascarf - ^ ditto

avians - classics. name stays

marshiita (singular: marshii) - ae like this one, it gets to stay. as a bonus, their young are called fen, small groups are called flickers, and large groups are called luminosities

clickers - why does this name feel weirdly derogatory. they're named that because they communicate via clicks but uhhhhhhhh idk. might change this one

stilts - also called sweetings, deathlings, and aorth. these are our little guys, the littlest of our little guys, our most bleep bloop of blorbos. names stay

wyvern type thing??? - idk. ae have no clue. idk. ae do not know. adding to the needs work list

THIS THING ALSO DOES NOT HAVE A NAME - AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

bellboys - that's funny actually yeah we're calling them bellboys now

just a wittle guy - comfals. we're calling them that now. comfals because they are just comfy lil guys and they're designed entirely from the idea of relieving anxiety, stress, panic, etc. and being comfy

weirdass shovel things - AE DON'T KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW

idk man - ae'm not sure ae even wanna keep this guy

haemorythin based blood - that's our notes, that's what they say, ae do not know. haemory?? haemories?? idk. adding to needs work list

goat thing - may not keep

favorite traumatized lads - we have no name :[ adding to needs work list

shrimplings!! - the big shrimp guys, we love em!! shrimplings!!

the next three are extremely barebones and thus we are skipping them

remind us what we called the autistic goat guys - because our secret name for them would like to stay secret thank you but we don't feel like scrolling back to see what we said

masque daemons - ye!!!! all good. cliche and FUNNY

we may not keep this guy - he gives us mugs you in a dark alley vibes

long queer thing - idk, might not keep

bone guy - idk, might not keep

oh we never named these guys - they're like cats-ish but hollow and filled with liquids like hot chocolate and rainwater. not sure what to name them

gecko things - no clue. kinda like em though

angel horse - wtf is this thing like actually. idk. eyetaur? maybe? idk

second tv lad to not have a name - wah :[

nightlights - name stays

spacekeepers - name stays

tics - name stays

plant thing - plant ghosts or something. idk

kacklees - hyena boys, they can stay

next three may not stay

astrix - yay

calicos and dormians - classics, names stay

ae'm so confused we don't even know what most of these things are

time for INTENSE REDESIGN HOURS

[astrxlfinale]

Hi, Jace. I feel this is a little overdue, but here it is! I have noticed you can get a little awkward when it comes to compliments, so I’ll try to keep this as brief as possible for you.

I remember the very first instance we interacted. At the time, I felt rather intimidated by you. I always found myself fascinated with your writing style and your ability to keep things together, no matter the genre you were working with. Building up plot? Working with some extraordinary fight scenes? Romance? It didn’t particularly matter, because you’ve always been really consistent with your passion toward bringing your characters to life. Exploring every crevice of their character and sinking deeper into their psyche has been an honor to watch.

I think you’re pretty darn amazing and I’m glad that we are mutuals. I’m sure there are a lot of people that feel that way, you know? Observing you has taught me that you’re relatively reserved. Open but closed. I like these things about you. You’re so dedicated to your craft. I don’t think there will ever come a time where I’m not grateful to have had the chance of getting to know you, even in the littlest of ways. Never forget that you’re so loved here, okay? You’re amazing! Keep shining that damned light!

Signed,

— a random mutual.

Well then random mutual! First off, how dare ya call a guy out like that?

I'm most certainly not bad at taking compliments. No I am BUT not the point.

Let's hit this in earnest.

Its good that we went and hit things up well. As many come to learn after a good five minutes, I always pictured the more private angle can add to that intimidation. I have no doubt that we're not well versed in doing dumb shit and what not at this point. And that's good! I'm grateful that you've found not just a fun experience with my muses, but it either kicked up a good laugh or food for thought. Being both a character explorer and resident lore nut means I have some things to bring to the table.

That said! Consider me a lil surprise that you enjoyed the more ship oriented aspects I can bring to the table. Personally, I know I never lean more on the 'hard times', moreso wanting to really exemplify the teamwork brands of a ship in full force, it's always been a favorite to see how those kind of bonds in particular can help them either grow or triumph over new challenges as people.

Its always been a part of my RP ethos to just get on, have a good damn time then proceed to fuck off to the void. If you and others can find that with a slide around on my blog, then I'm very much completing what i wanted to do, while getting my abundance of activity from a damn good crowd.

All in all? Thank you. I not only appreciate this, but I hope you're managing to have a solid day out there yourself. Stay safe, and make sure to get plenty of your favorite snacks.

[littlepetshopplushiearchiver]

Nanco has made a couple of Littlest Pet Shop Plush/Stuffed toys for carnival prizes and claw machines from 2007 to around 2010. Unfortnatly there is ZERO photos of them in carnival stalls and its not sure how many exist. So far from what I've seen is this beautiful fuck from 2008. based on LPS #641

This lil long guy from.. unknown date :,) but is most definetly from Nanco due to the odd orange loop on the back of their nape which all Nanco LPS have. Typically I can find the date on the tag but out of the two photos I have found of them, the tag is blurry. It's maybe based off of LPS #111?

Little pink octopus! It's so cute GRAHHH! From 2009 and based of of LPS #704

Cute mousie with a hat, all ready for winter from 2007 probably based off of LPS #30

Silly goofy ass ginger kitty from 2008. I was only able to find two sources of this guy, an ebay listing with a couple of photos of different angles and one photo from Indian amazon, interestingly enough! I think it's based off of LPS #114 but thats a huge maybe

just look at the GRIP this dude is grabbin this butterfly with. . . From 2007 and based off of LPS. maaaayyybe based off of LPS #202 but there is quite a few differences

Pandas! these guys were from a claw machine and based on LPS #90

Lastly, this guy, which I dont actually think is Nanco but it was listed as one. Any image reverse search and search terms bring up nothing. This is the only photo I could find, if there was a back view I could verify but unfortunately there isnt :( what makes me severely doubt its nanco it it's embroidery eyes- though, the octopus from 2009 did... So, who knows! It gives me 2017 LPS vibes.

[dtupdates-archive]

♡—DREAM was active on Dream__Fanart (pt. 1)! He liked:

tumblr req :3

he scares me sometimes

living life like limitless, there's nothing else but right here right now 💚🏔️

👹.

*sigh* yes, i am a crybaby...

😴🥰✨.

laaaa la laaaaaa

Traditional dream.

dteam eyes &lt;3

(untitled)

We need to put him in a bubble suit

protecting him from every illness ever

dream in my the most recent outfit (+cat beanie) cuz idk what to doodle

bro's doin great. take care of yourself buddy, we really appreciate you &lt;3

thank you for tweeting every couple of hours so we know you’re ok dream : ) dttwt hopes you recover quickly &lt;3

qts

thats crazy

Movie night in bed while recovering 🩹❤️‍🩹

it’s been rly hot outside ☀️

dream

The poor little guy is enjoying his rose tea

…

Real

脑一个战后小互动XD

Blob doodles

Everest 💚

just a happy lil guy

Him and his bodyguards 🫶✨

dnfies

hello

He’s sleepy 💤

your existence is precious! 🌼

Too silly

for alé :)

🩷.

Get well soon, king

eepy

:)

actually don't 😭💚

The littlest minecraft guy

alright

💚💙🦈Matching🦈💙💚

💚.

Doodle :3

dreamXD just stays silly :3

They're soggy :/

what are these guys doing on the mushrooms😲

⭐⭐⭐.

oh my, oh my god !

I did blob dream instead! :D✨

Smol dreamteam:D

stream ‘everest’ wherever you get your music!!! i love this song so much. thank you for making it, dream 🫶🏻

Sea otters hold hands while they're sleeping so they don't drift away from each other!

Pensieri sopraffatti

Dreamfanart should follow me for this one it’s a banger

smiley boy!! :D

dsmp s2 never happen but sometimes i think

“I lived bitch.”

little dteam in a mushroom playground but there is definitely a spider somewhere in it

ohhh i forgot to post these

🤯.

And he stays there ☝️‼️‼️

: )

[cruciferous-spatula]

Bigarrenas now, where lil' guy Izar is sad. Actually both the toddlers are in aspiration failure because their parents divorced last round, so that's fun

One thing Izar does have going for him rn is wants. Specifically, learning nursery rhymes wants. And fortunately big sis Miretsi agreed to help make that happen

Somewhat less musically inclined, Poza gets back in the green by earning a counting-stones skill point, discovering a passion in life along the way

Nahia and Entzule discuss things over some soup. I think Entzu is opening up to the idea of meeting someone new. Not knowing how exactly to feel about that, Nahia just kinda nods

Later, Nahia runs into her mom, who is hanging out just outside the house for some reason.

next day,

Para is visiting, as is the wolf who's taken a liking to tormenting her lately. She gives her a good telling off this time. Also uncle Indartsu drops by, and Maggie befriends this stray doggie called Poppo.

And Inti is here, seeing one of her littlest ones.

There's a lot to miss here. Most of her kids, watching them grow..

and her ex's hawt bawd

end of part 1

[hoonvrs]

We fr like this babes🤞

I CANNOT live a day with the worry of an argument it stresses me out so much

Alr not to vent but ive seen most ppl have this friend that they just cant say no to. Like its IMPOSSIBLE.

I have a friend like that, shes legit my closest friend. I have this trauma from like 3 years ago, she randomly just some day went "i dont wanna be friends with you anymore, r***a gives you too much attention." The girl i just metioned, my closest friend and i are a trio (theyre literally my closest friends). Back on topic HOW TF IS IT MY FAULT SHE GIVES ME TOO MUCH ATTENTION. But i was too distracted by the fact she didnt wanna be friends anymore that I didnt even realize how logicless it was. We had been friends for about 4 years back then (7 now) and i was DEVASTATED. No thats an understatement.

I was so sad that I went to my mum and cried to her for an hour straight.

After that she lowkey became controlling. Whenever i did something she didnt like, shed block me unannounced and wouldnt even tell me what pissed her off. Her anger issues are off the boundaries till today. She gets mad at the littlest of things. When i dont do something she wants she goes on to persuade me by telling me shed tell a certain someone my secrets or block me everywhere etc.

But till this day i cant unfriend her because first of all, im too scared to. Shed get all annoyed and talk behind my back shit. Secondly, forget the first one I just CANT. Whenever i wanna think of unfriending her i just get reminded of all the fun times we had all these years and end up with tears.

Besides all that, youd be surprised to believe she has been one of my best friends ever. Nobody would believe me. But in reality i love her too much to let go if

(IM SO SORRY FOR THE RANT I WAS FEELIN A LIL EMOSH TODAY 😭😭😭)

-🌜

DW ABOUT THE RANT BAE IDM

i can’t relate in the sense that my bsfs and me are a trio too but honestly ur friend sounds so toxic

i get you guys have had good times that makes u hesitate but if she’s able to get prissy and block you over her own problems and insecurities it’s really not worth it bae. no one who loves you would put you in a position where you question theyre friendship and contemplate unfriending them

and if she chats shit let her😭 people are gonna talk behind ur back regardless and i don’t wanna be the instigator here but do u really think she’s quiet whenever she gets upset or jealous and blocks you? i just think the cons outfight the pros cause no amount of good times can cover the fact that she’s genuinely stressed you out over ur friendship js cause she doesn’t wanna grow up

PEOPLE WHO CAN TAKE NO ARE THE WORRSSTTT the amount of arguments and growth i’ve had to go through with my friends rn over the last 8 years i’ve known them is crazy🫠 but sometime people need to be confronted and if ANYBODYY can’t take criticism from their best friend trust me they’ll nvr change🫥

BUT you never know, idk how old you are but friend groups and bsfs either grown into each other or out of it, it’s just life and part of it. js trust that you will grow and learn from it just try and protect ur peace

anyways i hope i don’t come off aggressive or sumn😭 im an argumentative bitch who will start an argument with anyone so ik not everyone is like me but hopefully it all ends well for u bae🫂 u deserve better

[pokemon-poll-party]

Press X to open up your Lil Guy Dex!

Here's the promised breakdown of all our Lil Guy Data:

Within Round 1:

We have 11 Pokémon from Gen 1, 9 from Gen 2, 10 from Gen 3, 11 from Gen 4, 6 from Gen 5, 4 from Gen 6, 4 from Gen 7, 11 from Gen 8, and 6 from Gen 9, so every generation is represented in the Lil Guy Pokémon poll!

As for type, we have 8 Normal type, 3 Fighting type, 4 Flying type, 8 Water type, 5 Fire type, 6 Rock type, 6 Electric type, 5 Ghost type, 7 Psychic type, 3 Dark type, 5 Bug type, 8 Poison type, 7 Ground type, 3 Fairy type, 5 Ice type, and 3 Dragon type!

The least? We've got just one steel type!

(It's this lil guy)

On the opposite end of the spectrum, we started out with a whopping 15 Grass types! Guess Grass has a Lil Guy subtyping!

Most of our lil guys are the first of their evolutionary line, with 22 being the first in a line of 3 and 43 being the first in a line of 2. Only 6 of our lil guys don't evolve at all, and just one lil guy is an evolved form!

(Coincidentally, Maushold also wins for the most lil guys in your lil guy.)

Our biggest lil guys by height are: Smeargle and both variations of Slowpoke, coming in at 47" or 1.2m. Since Slowpoke might be length, I think we can crown Smeargle as our tallest lil guy; I'm sure the crown will fit great on their hat.

The biggest lil guy by weight, by far, is of course our snacking friend, Munchlax, at 231.5lbs or 105kg. So if you ever need a friend to help you bench press, I'm sure Munchlax would be happy to help!

Our littlest of lil guys? When it comes to height, that would be Joltik and roaming form Gimmighoul, at a teeny-tiny 4" or 0.1m. Notably, we do have a lot of tiny lil guys, with Morelull, Applin, Wishiwashi, Shroodle, Natu, and Shaymin's land form all coming in just a smidge taller at 8" or 0.2m.

Roaming form Gimmighoul wins once again for smallest weight, coming in at 0.2lbs or 0.1kg. Our next smallest is our fishy friend, Wishiwashi at 0.7lbs or 0.3kg.

Within Round 2:

When it comes to generations in Round 2, we have a clear mode: 5! We have 5 Pokémon each from Gens 1-5, 3 from Gen 6, 4 from Gen 7, 3 from Gen 8, and just 2 from Gen 9!

As for types, we've knocked out Steel type entirely this round (sorry, Alolan Sandshrew!). Fighting, Dark, and Dragon types are all hanging in there with one Pokémon each- Riolu, Galarian Zigzagoon, and Goomy! Then we have 2 Flying; 3 each of Normal, Water, Ghost, Electric, Poison, Fairy, and Ice; 4 of Rock, Psychic, Bug, and Ground; and lastly Grass type's previous lead is now shared with Fire type, with 5 Pokémon each.

All but one of our Pokémon are now full of potential and waiting for evolution. The exception is Shuckle, who is just full of potential

(I mean, look at them.)

Our remaining lil guys are also even littler! Currently holding the title for tallest Pokémon in the competition are Snover and Kantonian Ponyta (whose Galarian counterpart is just a smidge smaller), both at 39" or 1m. As a tree, it should come as no surprise that Snover is the heaviest Pokemon in competition at 111.3lbs or 50.5kg.

With Gimmighoul out, Joltik is now the only 4"/0.1m Pokémon left in the running (but oh that 8 foot vertical leap, right?). It's also the smallest by weight at 1.3lbs or 0.6kg.

Thanks for reading, folks! We've got just over a day and half before Round 2 draws to a close, so if you haven't already, get voting and tell your friends! If you're anxiously trying to drum up support for your preferred lil guy, I'll happily reblog propaganda posts!

Links to all polls may be found here

[rozugold]

could I have a lil' mikey underscore beloved? just a lil' guy? the littlest guy? the most guy to ever little?

Baby beekeeper gets distracted by rolly polly instead of helping his dad

It’s okay he finds him eventually

[vshthestmpede]

Hey hey! I just happened to stumble upon your blog and I was pleasantly surprised. I saw your requests were open and it would be lovely to see more Knives content. Normally I’m Vash obsessed but recently….Knives has caught my eye. But my request, what sweet and romantic things would he say to the reader? Would he say dramatic things and give them the universe if he could, or would he be subtly sweet and let the littlest things speak? I’d like to know your thoughts!

Also side question? Do you write nsfw content? If you don’t that is completely ok! I would just like to know for future requests so I don’t ask anything that you’re not comfortable with. Thank you and have a wonderful day/night!

sweet nothings + knives

word count; 247

warnings; awkwardness at its finest!

note; to answer your question, anon, i do write nsfw! i am trying to get better at it at least haha. on the other hand, i do appreciate all of you guys being so patient with me! i'm very close to graduating and having more free time, so i will be able to upload more consistently soon! please take this little blurb of an idea as an apology <3

cross-posted to ao3

knives would always love to catch you off guard whenever he had something to say to you

he would often come up behind you, lean down and murmur right in your ear

the way you would shiver or lean back into him made his heart race, though he would never outright admit it

"you put the stars to shame", "if you were to say the word, the galaxies would be ours", things like that

the lil shit definitely knew how to get your heart pounding

it didn't matter who was around when he spoke his heart to you, nobody dared to pay mind to it in fear they would feel his wrath

these sweet gestures hit even harder when you two were in private, however

as much as he was oblivious to most things regarding human emotion, it seems like his timing was impeccable when it came to saying the right things at the right time

you'd just be waking up, sleep still plaguing your body when you'd feel him press a kiss to your temple

"good morning, my sunshine."

you would be sitting on the counter as you got ready for the day, leaning close to the mirror

"what're you staring at?" you wouldn't even turn to face him, just lock eyes in the mirror

"you, obviously. i can't admire my lovely partner now?"

in the heart of the base, studying the red plants

"the paradise i wish to build, it would be incomplete without you."