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#flashing#eyestrain#showaddywaddy#why do lovers break each other's hearts#1980#i'm laughing because the vibe malcolm is giving me in most of this video is like#he's a stray cat that wandered in and nobody noticed yet but he's just strutting around the stage like he owns the place#trying to be involved#it just looks like literally nobody is acknowledging him at all while he's just dancing around doing his own thing#which is so funny to me and i don't know why#malcolm did you just try to drink from the things you're shaking#are those just bottles#they look like you're just holding bottles by the necks#they ARE bottles#WHY ARE THEY BOTTLES AND NOT MARACAS OR SOMETHING#omg trevor#ALSO ROMEO I LOVE YOUR HAT#malcolm i love you#now show me your tattoo#showaddywaddy gifs
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What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas
#other good ones are crocuses and lilacs#one time I was ill and depressed and my mum brought me a lil milk bottle full of fresh cut sweet peas from her garden 💖#i like that theyre colourful and i like climbing plants and they smell amazing#posts brought to you by me going to the park on my lunch break just to see all the crocuses
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We need less "shy, anxious, always second guessing" Apollo in fanworks, and approximately 400% more of whatever the hell this is.
#'because I am the only one in the world who knlws this' BRO CAN I BOTTLE SOME OF WHATEVER YOURE ON#apollo is SO snippy and sharp and filled to the brim with ungodly hubris this is IMPORTANT#spk plays apollo justice#apollo justice trilogy#apollo justice ace attorney#apollo justice#ace attorney#aa#aa4#aj aa
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Odysseus: 600 men making our way back home to Ithaca!
*Polyphemus swings his club around*
Odysseus: 593 men making our way back home to Ithaca.
*Poseidon wipes out the other 11 ships in the fleet*
Odysseus: ...43 men making our way back home to Ithaca.
*Elpenor's drunk ass falls off Circe's roof*
Odysseus: 42 men making our way back home to Ithaca, I guess.
*Scylla targets the torch holders*
Odysseus: 36 men making our way back home to Ithaca. Put that sword away, Eurylochus.
*Zeus strikes the ship with lightning*
Odysseus: 1 man making his way back home to Penelope and Telemachus. And by the gods, I will somehow make it.
#epic the musical#odysseus#the odyssey#this was originally going to be a bottles on a wall joke#but that felt mean
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Bedtime Routine. my comic piece for @querermezines Kira Kira zine wheeeeee
#my art#my comics#death note#this one was really fun#leftovers on sale now !!!#my personal view is they did have separate beds during this arc but they were so close together that it essentially didn’t matter.#btw the bottles for lights skincare are drawn directly from Patrick batemans medicine cabinet
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does anyone else feel kind of slutty refilling soap bottles
#morgan.pdf#saying it now. i stole that image off google. i do not fill soap bottles that messy#dw im normal i make sure it all gets in the hole<3
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had some very specific things i wanted to work on this weekend and got possessed by the specter of undercut lae'zel instead 🤦
#lae'zel#bg3#my art#if you have a message in my inbox. im sorry#in the future if i ever say im going to draw something in response to an ask please deploy the spray bottle
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#if i have a specific flask for ONE POTION and the apprentice ignores the system its on them#stop talking down to alchemists like we're dumb#go ahead and wave your sticks at each other while i bottle pure imagination and turn it into a bomb#shadow wizard money gang#wizard posting#wizardcore#pondering orb#potions#shadow wizard grindset#casting spells
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we're like eighty percent sure that's just water
[jojamart mockumentary #2]
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#stardew valley#stardew valley fanart#sdv sam#sdv shane#stardew valley sam#stardew valley shane#jojamart mockumentary#my art#this one was actually very hard to end#originally i wanted to show sam bouncing back fairly quickly and saying hello#or trying to fix his hair in the bathroom#but in reality i think his character would be pretty grumpy after getting got with a spray bottle#so i just left it at shane reflecting
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Antique 1920's Rat Perfume Figural Bottle from Germany ebay Diane's Clearinghouse
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nanami loves watching you do your nails. of course, he’s offered to pay for your nail salon visits but you decline; your at home manicures are a fun hobby and you have full control of what colours and designs get painted onto your nails.
so instead, he funds your little hobby.
you never have to worry about being short of polish, nail tips, glue or charms. he’s even learned how to do your nails the way you prefer and offers to paint your dominant hand.
you have materials at his apartment and he’ll often come home to you at the living room coffee table, hunched over and gluing down clear heart decals and bows.
you show him your hand. “look, i tried using acetone to blend the nail extension and cuticle.”
kento inspects it, gingerly holding your hand. he nods, “it blends in nicely, my love.”
he reaches into his pocket, setting down a new bottle of polish on the table—specifically, the one you’ve been eying for a few weeks.
“kento!” you smile, “you didn’t have to.”
he leans in, pressing his lips to yours. “i wanted to.”
#made this thinking about how i want new polish colours but i cant reason with a 17$ bottle of polish#jujutsu kaisen imagines#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk x reader#jjk imagines#jujutsu kaisen fluff#nanami kento x reader#nanami x reader#kento nanami x reader
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HAPPY GAY
#I didn’t want to post this but it took me 10 hours because I couldn’t get Crowley’s pose#I hate it but spite will win in the end#good omens#art#illustration#my art#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands#good omens fanart#practice#pride#gay#asexual win bottles#Crowley’s gender-fluid pin#aziraphales agender pin#they get their own tags
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me, halfway through listening through a song: hmm this might have otp potential
*restarts song but this time listening with Blorbo Intent
#the song was shampoo bottles#aka a good divorce song#zukka believers i think you can see where im going with this
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