#are those just bottles

[lock-my-feelings-in-a-jar]

[me-beef]

@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad

[doctorsiren]

we’ll meet again

[howdoistormspirit]

Kakashi: *pulls back curtain while Iruka is in the shower* Are we - stop screaming it’s just me - are we out of miso?

Iruka: WE DON’T LIVE TOGETHER?!

[astronomodome]

Hermitcraft Season 10: GeminiTay’s Yaoi Nightmare

[aroaceleovaldez]

mildly entertaining pjo fandom curse (mostly in that you can make games out of it):

everybody draws Piper showing skin. half the time Shel as well. literally almost EVERYBODY. go look at Piper fanart. is she wearing a crop top? i bet she is. or if she's wearing a dress hers is gonna be one of the most revealing. bonus points if they gave her a belly button piercing. and it's almost always only Piper and/or Shel. i thought we had a whole discussion about sexualizing young indigenous girls back in like 2021 but i guess nobody processed that part cause pjo fandom acts like if they dont have Piper show her stomach or have her shirt ride up they'll die.

the curse is that you will never unsee this. have fun with that.

[moeblob]

Capri Sun... I miss you... (it still exists).

[beckyblah]

Well. I had to draw something for November 16th, didn't I?

o7

[icewindandboringhorror]

Little bright colored outfit with a fun vest ~

(shoes from ebay like 10 years ago. everything else is thrifted)

[sandwichmustbetasty]

when he renounced his family he took the wine as an ultimate betrayal

celegorm and curufin just wanted to get wasted after another day of being most hated elves in beleriand and their secret stash is just. gone.

[mothsintherain]

headcanon/au where once jon starts reading ANYTHING, not just statements, he can't stop. when jon and martin arrive Somewhere Else, it doesn't go away. on roadtrips, jon has to let martin drive and not look outside too much or end up reading every road sign around them out loud. if he picks up a book, martin has to forcibly close it and take it from him to prevent him from reading the whole thing in one sitting. he gets a text from martin in the middle of work and sneaks a look at it, forgetting himself for a second. "i miss you baby crying face emoji heart emoji" he says in a deadpan voice to the customer waiting at his desk.

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

mood board of decor I firmly believe exists in the Curtis home

[oneluckydragon]

BREAKING NEWS!!! Local idiot ghost absolutely blown away when boyfriend gives him a nickname for the first time, more info after this broadcast.

Bonus pet-name edition:

(Yeah I know it's ooc for grovyle to EVER use the term "babe" but lets go ahead and assume he's done it accidentally a few times rather than intentionally. He's deeply in love with the dumb ghostman, ok. Sometimes it just slips out.)

Dusknoir is still recovering from hearing it. And when he finally calls grovyle "love" himself on accident a few days later, he falls deathly ill for two weeks cause his body couldn't handle the aftermath and started rapidly shutting down on a molecular level.

[cicide76536]

Wouldn't it be cool to have a bar with your friends like they have in those TV shows?

This was one of my art pieces for Dragon Age Create-a-Thon 2024 and I had so much fun making it!

[stevenose]

this isnt high Steve but Steve would absolutely be the Mom Friend of the group and be the sober one. Only one beer for him, he's driving.

But you? Drunk or high, doesn't even matter you're just giggly and staring off into space. He has to wrangle you to get you in the car to leave. Practically just throws you in the back. And you're not sober (of course, you know what you're doing but the next day you'll just say you were drunk if not pretend to not remember). But you wrap your legs around his waist snd practically purr at him "if you wanted me in the backseat of your car Stevie you only had to ask'

this is so good 😭😭😭😭 omg. making him all flustered and he knows this is bad!!! he wants you but has to pull away!!! chastises you, jokingly tells you he’s not that easy, and when you’re weakly pawing at him from behind he’s all huffy. telling you you’d better stop that, that you’ll make him wreck, jokingly says “don’t make me pull over” and you’re like “sounds good to me, steve”

also something about him manhandling …. calling him handsy when he accidentally swipes against your chest and he’s gotta remind you he’s doing this because you’re being insane and it’s not HIS fault where his hands end up… and perhaps manhandling you a little more while scoffing and begging you to just be good so he doesn’t have to take extra measures 😵‍💫

[bfdifan26]

death polycule