#these poor kids deserved better

[chloesimaginationthings]

I’m really curious how you would draw the Five Missing Children.

Technically I’ve drawn them! Only the movie versions though, sometime I’ll do the game ones too!

[my-castles-crumbling]

terrify - august 12 - jegulus - @stag-microfic - word count: 285

"Pa! I have a question!"

Harry's little voice echoes down the hall as he toddles into the kitchen, and Regulus grins as he turns to greet his son, stooping down to his level. "What is it, Haz?" he asks, pressing a kiss into the mop of curls on the three-year-old's head.

"We're out of biscuits," Harry says seriously, like it's a life-ir-death problem, wide eyes making Regulus want to buy him several pounds of biscuits. "The chocolate ones. Can we get some more, please?"

"Of course, chéri, we-" but he pauses as he stands, pondering. Because Harry doesn't like chocolate biscuits. "Harry," he says sternly, again stooping to his son's eye level. "Did you ask for biscuits?"

"I..." Harry seems genuinely confused, and thinks a moment before he shakes his head in the negative. "No. Da did."

"Hmmm. And why couldn't he ask me himself, I wonder?" Regulus asks himself more than Harry, picking the toddler up and heading toward the sitting room where he suspects James is waiting eagerly.

But Harry answers quickly. "Because he eated them all in one day and he says you'd be mad, so I had to ask!"

Regulus lets out a laugh of surprise. "Oh? Do I terrify Da that much?"

"Yep!" Harry giggles hugging his neck. "He said I'm the weak spot!"

"Awww, Haaaaaz!" James yells from down the hall. "Way to rat me out! Now I'll never get more biscuits!"

[sodamnbored]

Catching Up

Thalia: So what happened after Juno took you? Where did you go? Were you safe, happy?

Jason, uncomfortably brushing her off: Well, it’s a long story and kind of a bummer haha. You don’t wanna hear that right now.

Thalia, softly: Jason, I’ve waited thirteen years to hear your sad stories.

[daeneryseastar]

“He’s always angry, but we haven’t done anything.”

“…but I have a crooked finger, just like Mama!”

“We were born here. Mama is our mother.”

“I do not wish to be different.” “Nor do I.”

“So let us be good sons and please those who love us, so they may forget what we lack.”

I’m never going to recover from this. Once again scenes were removed that would add to both boys characterizations, and we all know why. The scenes would make the audience realize how Aemond’s ‘I’m being bullied for not having a dragon :( I’m the real victim!’ storyline so fallible and easy to shatter in universe because it’s a completely normal occurrence for Targaryen’s. Aemond is not the first child to not have a dragon by the age of ten, the original conqueror’s, Baelon, Alyssa, Rhaenys, Laena, Viserys, Daemon, Aegon II, Helaena, etc. all claimed young or fully grown dragons somewhere between the ages of 11-18.

The only character that had the potential to be marketed as his biggest bully is his brother. They’re never going to convince me (and many others) that it was Rhaenyra’s sons who would ever go after another child for their lack of a dragon, especially given that they were almost surely taught that hatching a cradle egg is but one way for a Targaryen to have a dragon. Aemond felt lesser than his nephews due to the way Alicent was parenting him. She led him to believe that his nephews were bastards, that due to their blood they were beneath him, and this is what led to his inferiority complex. It makes more sense than the crock of shit the show runners decided to include in the show.

Rhaenyra and her sons were subjected to actual abuse and bigotry over the timeskip due to their gender and their blood, respectively. It very much makes me sick how they’re being treated by not only the show runners, but a decent portion of the audience as well. Bastardphobia is not cool or edgy. Looking down on someone because their parents weren’t married is vile. It falls into the same category as believing in blood supremacy. It’s 2024. Do better.

Jace and Luke will forever be Mama’s boys and are never beating the best brothers/sons allegations.

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[henfox]

tabby: [timmy's] not even a person. -> or, timmy andrews + liminality in THE CRAFT LEGACY (2020)

[r0semultiverse]

From Season 3 Ep9 Revelations Chapter One Live Blog

“The baby was hungry”

“Please you helped me so much since I first got here.”

BOY SHES GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE IF YOU DON’T CUT THIS SHIT OUT 👀

JIM I STG YOU ARE BEING SUCH AN ASS BRO I MEAN RANDALL WAS A DOUCHE BUT STOP PLAYING COP, WE ALREADY GOT THE YT LADY DOING THAT! 😭

Oh thank fuck he’s listening for a change instead of charging in guns blazing.

Oh shit she’s gonna go for the jugular isn’t she?

Please no one shoot the messenger, Sara has done fucked up shit, but she’s helpful.

Weird how Fromville is basically playing them all like chess pieces or one big show or something.

Oh gods please keep cop lady away from Victor. I don’t trust like that.

DONNA IS GAY I KNEW IT (or that’s her sister but listen... VIBESSS)

THATS WHY BOYD IS THE GOAT!!! 🔥

Ellis is hot. I think that a lot, but just wanted to say it. He’s cute.

Someones gonna die today and Elgin's got the final sayyyyy (epic the musical thunder bringer reference yeah)

“I’m a good cop!” For the crowd who usually jokes about participation trophies you sure are giving yourself one. Bruh I wish the monsters got you on the night you arrived. Someone get this pig out of here.

Hey Victor buddyy... hey maybe don't... do that.

Woah kid hi wtf?

You an angry spirit or something boy in white? "because I tried" WELL, TRY AGAIN THEN! If you're gonna stick around fucking help!

Wait no Victor is right, this kid does look different, sounds older too like preteen or teen. wtf is happening?

ELGIN IS GONNA GET CAUGHT IM CALLING IT NOW

Are they gonna do a time skip of some sort before season 5? Idk how I'd feel about that, but i randomly thought of it.

ELGIN SELF REPORT!?!?

ah nvm

oh shit oh fuck

I stg if this shit somehow teleports them I'm gonna be so annoyed

NO, GO IN TOGETHER PLEASE HOLY FUCK

NO NOPE NOPE NOPE FUCK YOU I HATE THAT. GET YOUR BLAIR WITCH PROJECT ASS OUT THE WAY PLEASE

oH THANK FUCK. bruh stg I'm always turning my volume down for shit like this, I hate getting jumpscared.

oh no :((( she saw Victor's mom get eaten by jerma

[orphicachilles]

Idk if i was Apollo and found out what happaned to Troilus Achilles death would have been a lot worse then an arrow to the heel

[xpiester333x]

You don't have to like Goro Akechi, and there is no excusing his crimes.

But man, if your heart doesn't absolutely break for a kid that's spent his whole life feeling worthless and alone, who feels that his birth, his existence, ruined his mother's life and was the cause of her death, who just wanted to feel special and wanted by literally anyone for anything... idk what to tell you man.

[iamthemoonagedaydream]

Uhm so are we all just going to collectively brush over the fact that some poor bloke in crimson rivers is called Ryanair 😭 ?

[wallflowers-in-the-wind]

Soooo, we are 2-0 on SJM female characters (specifically the Archeron sisters) in ACOTAR relationships built on being forced together put in the same location without the option of leaving. And this happened *checks notes* to Feyre twice, three times if you count her going ‘under cover’ in Spring. I’m not sure about you guys but I got a bad feeling.

Elain, sweetie, I don’t mean to alarm you but…

[my-castles-crumbling]

popular - august 14 - jegulus - @stag-microfic - word count: 277 - (since some people sent me hate for writing jegulus raising Harry...I'm writing more jegulus raising Harry)

"I don't want to invite Chris to my party," Harry frowned, looking at the Sonic invitations.

"Why?" James asked, confused. "I thought we agreed on inviting your whole class?"

"Because he says he's more popular than me, because he has a swing set in his back yard," Harry said, chin quivering in sad anger. "And I said that doesn't even matter, because-"

"Harry, you know that the things you own don't matter," James interrupted gently, placing a hand on his son's shoulder. "It matters if you're nice, and kind, and if you're a good person. Those things will make people want to be friends with you."

Harry sighed. "But...all the kids want to go to Chris's house to play with his swing set."

"And what do you think they'll say when they find out you're getting a pet snake for your birthday?" Regulus interrupted from the door, eyes sparkling.

"Ooooooo, d'you think they'll want to see him?" Harry asked, eyes wide with glee. "Can they see when they come over? Can I show Chris?"

"Only if you don't rub it in," James said patiently. "Just because he's a bit of a prat doesn't mean you can be, too."

"Alright!" Harry grinned, skipping away.

Both Regulus and James smiled after him, but as soon as he disappeared, Regulus headed for the door.

"Where are you going?" James called a bit nervously.

"Just going to have a chat with Chris's parents," Regulus said grimly.

"A chat, huh?" James laughed, walking over to grab his husband's hand and pull him into a hug. "Gonna buy Harry a swing set, too?"

Regulus raised his eyebrows and smirked. "That's a great idea."

[steakout-05]

i don't know much about Horrid Henry but from what i have seen of the cartoon it's just his shitass mum blaming and unfairly punishing her kid, who obviously has undiagnosed and unaccommodated adhd, on small mistakes, things that aren't even remotely horrid and stuff that wasn't even his fault in the first place. lock this woman up and get this kid (and his brother) some halloween sweets

[gonnalosemydougdimmadomedamnmind]

You know, I do believe in Bruce's own way, his patented extremely subpar way, he really does love all his kids.

But.

Dick is the only one he actively misses. Like while he's alive, I mean.

[goldkirk]

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[frozenhi-chews]

Starlo is Clover's dad. And no I don't take criticism

[hauntingblue]

Alucard becomes a father, belmont dies and hector and lenore have a tragic ending???? Alright