#these bananas are scary

[two-calicos-in-a-trenchcoat]

Eating a banana cuz I had acid reflux pretty bad last night and bananas are supposed to help

Offered a bite to chewby cuz I used to share banana with layla and she loved it

Chewby took one sniff, made a face, and walked away

Ive never met a dog that won't eat any kind of fruit lol

[themaninyourcomputer]

I had to watch a Ted Ed video explaining radiation in chemistry earlier today, needless to say, I did not expect to get "I have been and always shall be your friend"-ed at 9 a.m. on a Monday.

[maldupay]

fuck i need to replay isat because i cant remember anything but um something something siffrin's increasingly concerning comments through the acts on losing his appetite -> getting violently hungry -> having tear induced nightmares about cannibalizing his friends

[cutepastelstarsalior]

These 3 puppet shows all involved horror

[fymo-blogs]

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Split moodboard

Event: @scary-friend 30 Day Moodboards Day 25

Themes: Bananas, lesbian, parkour, yellow fursuits

Note: THE SPLIT FURSUIT WAS SO PERFECT OMG /vpos

Song:

[irbcallmefynn]

So yeah I guess I'll be using a watermark now. Gonna do it in the most obnoxious way possible. So going forward expect to see a lot more of the scary banana just chilling in the middle of images I post. I'll probably make it see-through so you can see things behind it but it'll be there and it'll be annoying. Fuck Midjourney.

[skullybonezz]

BANANAFISH!!!!

illustration based off of "A Perfect Day for Bananafish"

Short story by J. D. Salinger

[bananasofthorns]

it's just me and my parentheses against the world

[tellurius]

CW: BLOOD, SPOOKY FACE

oh yeah AU with a scary banana man who scours garbage dumps, catches people and eats them like bananas, removing the skin (^ω^)

[sapphireluci]

Uh NiGHTS I don’t think thAT’S A TENNIS BALL-

[dancing-bananas-archive]

happy halloween! here are some ooky spooky bananas. look how much halloween spirit they have!

[vynnyal]

Ever since I learned that you had to actually teach your kids how to do stuff, it's been so much fun having them around. It's very cute to watch them play with something they've never seen before, or only do something after they see me do it first. Idk how much is code and how much is coincidence, but they're undoubtedly better at living now. And their personalities are so unique!

[pocketlessdruid]

This time you've gone too far

Trigger warning! (nudity & blood)

[hanaasbananas]

on arranged marriages

it's funny. mums been in the whatsapp rishta groups for years looking for someone i might marry. she'll send me a profile once in a while and ask what i think, if she should contact his parents or not and most of the time i say yeah, alright. nothing ever comes of it though, so when my dad calls me after work and says mum spoke to him about a rishta she's thinking of moving forward with i'm intrigued, but not particularly invested.

mum's really picky, i tell him. this probably won't go anywhere but we may as well see it through, right? dad is hesitant, but agrees when i say that i do want an arranged marriage.

but then things do move forward and the next thing i know, he is going to visit us with his parents. on the day, my uncle picks me up from work so i don't have to walk. you don't have to make a decision today, he tells me. this is just a first visit. my cousin helps me get ready and i am reminded of the similar scene in the movie vivah. nothing has to happen today, she tells me you guys are just meeting today. the thought does nothing to settle the nerves roiling in my stomach and i try to go back to my room three times instead of going downstairs until my cousin practically shoves me down them.

i enjoy meeting his mum, even though she immediately clocks my nervous clasping and unclasping of my bracelet. she hugs me as if i'm her own daughter and is so happy to see me that my heart lightens. eventually, we go to the other sitting room where the men are sitting-where he is. my nerves flare up again but he doesn't look up from his hands clasped in his lap when we walk in.

too nervous to speak, i only answer say anything when a question is directed at me and try to sneak quick glances at him across the room instead. his mum catches me more than once and smiles knowingly at me. we meet each others eyes only once for a split second and it makes my heart pound rapidly in my chest. when he speaks, i force myself to look at anyone other than him. he has a nice voice, my brain whispers and i bite my tongue, hard.

they leave, and we say they'll know our decision after a couple months. i know what my answer will be though. later, when they get back home and his mum calls my mum, i stand outside the door to eavesdrop, my heart in my throat but i can't stop my grin when i hear his mum say he's happy to go ahead with this, because there was a part of me that still worried he'd see me in person and go NOPE. she suggests that we get to know each other over the next few months and i silently beg my mum to agree. i know that where she is from, in her tradition, the bride and groom speak once or twice before the wedding if they're lucky, and that things are still done that way back home, but just as im gearing up to argue against that, she agrees. it's a miracle!

of course, chronically shy person that i am, the thought of our first conversation taking place on our mums phones is terrifying so instead i ask to get his number so we can text first. she sends his number but theres no way i'm texting first so i send them my number and thankfully he gets the hint and texts me first. i hope you don't mind me texting, i'm just shy still. i say. that's fine, he reassures me. we have time.

time, as it turns out. flies. it doesn't take long to move from texts to voice notes, to phone calls. he really does have a nice voice, i find out, and its not as awkward as i thought it would be. i didn't actually think that we'd talk that much, maybe once a week at most and yet...

i almost cried last night because we were talking about going to Pakistan together next summer and I remembered how when I was a teenager I used to daydream about going to Pakistan with my spouse and visiting all my family with him.

then over the years I sort of gave up on that idea because I'm not the type to go out and meet someone and in the desi arranged marriage market whose gonna choose me?

and now I'm 26, and we talk multiple times a day and when I catch myself thinking oh he isn't really interested, he's just talking to me because he has to to get to know me, why would anyone actually like me?? I find myself countering with well actually if that was the case why would he start calling you every day? how come you went from one call a day ending with 'i'll talk to you tomorrow' to him calling you on his way home from work and 'i'll call you after dinner' when he gets home to a THIRD call after maghrib right before bed? those are not the actions of a man who is uninterested!!

hanaas insecurities- 0, hanaas logic- 1

anyway idk where this is going except i never thought i'd be this excited and happy when it came time for me to get married but here i am and it is SO SCARY to realise that i am maybe possibly (definitely) falling for him but wow, and like? (literally the other day i was telling him a story from when i was a kid and the story had such a silly ending but it was unexpected and he laughed really hard in surprise and it made my heart almost explode i swear its so fun to make him laugh)

but like there's SO MANY logistics i'm restarting my driving lessons so i can pass before i move and i literally just got my new job in april but i'm gonna have to give my notice lmao and i've already started looking for new jobs but GAH so much stuff is happening and yet at the same time i feel so calm about it all it's wild i'm just vibing trying to enjoy my summer holidays and having the highlights of my day being when he calls lmaooo

[raemeh]

Ok I probably need to shut up about dndads since I’m in the tag so much today but PLEASE ANTHONY HAVE VERONICA FIND OUT ABOUT EVERYTHING

this probably sounds cruel to say about comfort characters but i don’t care if she sees Terry die

yes I will be sad and yes she probably will be traumatized by all the information but please she deserves to know

She deserves to be aware of what Terry was dealing with and deserves to know that Terry just didn’t abandon her and Scary.

she deserves to be concerned for Scary and what her and her friends have been dealing with.

I know she’s a tad neglectful but she still cares and should show thst she cares and loves Scary.

[irbcallmefynn]

GOUGAR ATTACK!!!!! 🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆

AAUUAAUAGGHAHAHHAUUUAAGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Protect me Scary Banana!